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[Anonymous No.]

Avoid conversation with a youkai.
The youkai will lie.
The youkai will make excuses.
She will use words she doesn't really know.
And if she get really desperate, she will start to rape and fuck a human male.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45156758
It's true I saw a youkai this one time and I said go away youkai but then the youkai said you racist and when I told her that she's stupid she raped me then and there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45156758
I want to have sex with a youkai and marry a youkai

[Anonymous No.]

>>45156758
Sounds weirdly familiar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45156834
That's a chinaman

[Anonymous No.]

>>45157029
Youkai is a generic word for anything not human.

[Anonymous No.]

what if the youkai comes with a cool cal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45156758
>she will start to rape and fuck a human male.
It won't be rape since I want to have sex with youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

Youkai, my name is the Wonderful Shrine Maiden of Paradise, Reimu Hakurei (no relation).
In the name of Dragon God and all the great shrine maidens who have come down thereafter, I command thy dirty youkai soul back to the depth of hell!

[Anonymous No.]

what is the best racial slur to use against youkai?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45156758
>>45156781
wasn't worth it bros

[Anonymous No.]

>>45156758
real easy for you to say when you arent surrounded by black holes full of eyes.

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>>45158494
The pink-haired one looks pretty cute, but the one on the right really looks past her prime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158526
your taste in woman is shit, man. To call such a plump, experienced beauty 'past her prime'…
shameful.

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>>45158543
Looks like a mega virgin, too.

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>>45158494
I don't know, i hear that the yellow woman is mean and cruel with humans

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>>45156758
I'm going to marry and impregnate Reimu so she has no time or energy to stop you from marrying youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158044
yigger

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>>45158044
youks or spooks works for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45158044
Let's not call them anything, let's just ignore them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45160952
Personally, I cannot think of anything more derogatory than "youkai".

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>>45156758
Why is a traitor liar like Reimu claiming the youkai she works for are liars? Is it reverse psychology.

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>>45161270
She has killed more youkai than you ever will and she is the traitor? God you are the most pathetic youkai hater

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>>45161391
The Hakurei Shrine Maidens are the main reason youkai are still around at all.

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>>45158044
The youkai is immunized against all dangers: one may call them a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off them like water off a raincoat. But call it a youkai and you will be astonished at how it recoils, how injured it is, how it suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

One cannot defend himself against the youkai. It attacks with lightning speed from its position of safety and uses its abilities to crush any attempt at defense.

Quickly it turns the attacker’s charges back on him and the attacker becomes the liar, the troublemaker, the terrorist. Nothing could be more mistaken than to defend oneself. That is just what the youkai wants. They can invent a new lie every day for the enemy to respond to, and the result is that the enemy spends so much time defending himself that he has no time to do what the youkai really fears: to attack. The accused has become the accuser, and loudly it shoves the accuser into the dock. So it always was in the past when a person or a movement fought the youkai. That is what would happen to us as well were we not fully aware of their nature, and if we lacked the courage to draw the following radical conclusions:

One cannot fight the youkai by positive means. It is a negative, and this negative must be erased from the human village or they will forever corrupt it.
One cannot discuss the youkai question with the youkai. One can hardly prove to a person that one has the duty to render it harmless.
One cannot allow the youkai the same means one would give an honest opponent, for it is no honorable opponent. It will use generosity and nobility only to trap its enemy.
The youkai has nothing to say about human questions. They are a foreigner, an alien, who only enjoys the rights of a guest, rights that they always abuses.
The so-called religious morality of the youkai is no morality at all, rather an encouragement to betrayal. Therefore, they have no claim of protection from the shrine maiden.
The youkai is not smarter than we are, rather only cleverer and craftier. Their system cannot be defeated economically — they follow entirely different moral principles than we do. It can only be broken through danmaku means.
A youkai cannot insult a human. Youkai slanders are but badges of honor for a human opponent of the youkai.
The more a person or a human movement opposes the youkai, the more valuable it is. If someone is attacked by the youkai, that is a sure sign of his virtue. He who is not persecuted by the youkai, or who is praised by them, is useless and dangerous.
The youkai evaluates Gensokyo questions from the youkai standpoint. As a result, the opposite of what they say must be true.
One must either affirm or reject anti-youkaism. He who defends the youkai harms his own people. One can only be a youkai's lackey or a youkai's opponent. Opposing the youkai is a matter of personal hygiene.
These principles give the anti-youkai movement a chance of success. Only such a movement will be taken seriously by the youkai, only such a movement will be feared by the youkai.