What is it like being a young male in gensokyo?

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It is fun. You have lots of cool friends and can go on a lot of cool adventures!

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>Tfw you're older than the youkai target audience
Freedom never feel so good

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You are cared for. Pampered, and made to stay indoors in order to sire as many children as possible.
Once you're unable to put out, they make you work in the field for the rest of your life.

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>>45142354
You are now the fairies' target now. You cant win.

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>>45142454
it's tough being an ojii-san

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>>45142458
At least we can go fishing.

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>>45142354
Who are you quoting?

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Youkai ladies would never do anything improper. To prove it they're even hosting a cultural exchange program in the Underworld!

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>>45142972
He is an old man now have patience.

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>>45142323
>>45142396
Sounds fun until you're one of the kids they have to pick to sacrifice to the Gods.

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>>45143922
yeah but which god though

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>>45143922
Go away zounose

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>>45142313
Be it a young boy, an adult or an old man, you're not safe as there will be atleast one species in Gensokyo that wants a piece of you. There only two options avoid this fate, either become strong enough to defend yourself or marry one of the strongest ladies in Gensokyo who will act as deterrent

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>>45142313
I like how Suwako is just barely taller than the shota

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rape and torture, one can only hope

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>>45149037
She's just a little vertically challenged

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>>45154774
if short people are vertically challenged are tall people vertically unchallenged?

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Your entire life is spent living in fear that today is the day some wicked youkai decides to force you to mate with her, refusing to let you go until you're spent. Truly a hellish existence.

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>>45142313
>whats it like being a young male in gensokyo?
6am: Wake up to a blowjob by the youkai your blanket turned into a few months back
6:10am: hide under said blowjob blanket because the urban legend of an over busty onee-chan with black hair is trying to find you
7am: Your mother has made breakfast, is so cash
7:30am: You are ready to go to temple school a group of fairies abducts your oji-san neighboor, good. Hated that dick, always got you trouble when you played with your friends outside his house.
8am: Make it to temple school, pass by only 4 separate Kitsune and Tankui rape traps in the alleyways. They were already busy with some other idiot.
8:30am: You are now in temple school, Mokou is out back getting gangbanged by the first years, again.
10am: The lesson is interrupted by Keine-sensei having a sexual emergency. Your best buddy got nabbed for it, fuck. Lunch is gonna be boring
12pm: the extended self study is over, you avoid the thinly veiled youkai class as the young looking youkai nab any boy stupid enough to get too close.
1pm: Narrowly avoid getting kidnapped by a tengu as you and you friends eat lunch. Fuck, it's your turn to inform the miko. You'll do it later.
2pm: Keine-sensei is back and your friend falls asleep at his table immediately.
3pm: schools out, you play around in the village with your friends. You get close to old dryed up well by accident and the little bucket youkai gets you and your friends all boned.
5pm: Its fall so its start getting dark, you and friends all head home very tired.
6pm: Dinner is almost done and you're told to go wash up, do so but it turns out your wash rag was actually a tool spirit in disguise.
7pm: Fuck yeah, dinner
7:30pm: mess around at home, get drafted to do chores. Fuck
8pm: play a board game and cards. Fuck yeah drank juice.
9pm: Your father walks outside to get firewood, fairies dressed up in black outfits make off with him. Fuck, he won't be back till next week and he promised to take you fishing.
10pm: off to bed, narrowly avoid getting nabbed by a tanuki disguised as the door to your room
10:30pm: drift off to sleep, Doremy flashes you her underwear.

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>>45155828
GIWTWM

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>>45155828
hot
someone should make a h-game out of it

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>>45155828
fuck that should've been ME

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>>45155828
>Fuck, he won't be back till next week and he promised to take you fishing.
the real tragedy in this story

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>>45154774
Is Suwako even shorter than Marisa?

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>>45155828
wrong, all touhous are pure virgins

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>>45159960
How do they live 100s of years without losing their virginity?

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>>45148915
I will marry Yuugi

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>>45155828
FUCK YOU CIRNO LET ME AND MY DAD FISH

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>>45160142
You don't fuck your food.

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>>45161103
me and my thawed chicken breast I cut a hole into disagree

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>>45142313
Since canon Gensokyo is pretty sexless; not that fun. Early lore made it sound nice, but like most things it seems pretty dystopian nowadays. Most youngsters we see are generally being bothered by Youkai, not in a fun way either.

With that said though, if ZUN wasn't such an coward we all know what it would be like: all rape all the time.

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>>45155828
Heh

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Why is it almost all of the great Straight Touhou doujins are shota?

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>>45166839
touhou fans are almost universally pedos or gay pedos

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>>45142972
>>45143794
This happens everywhere on 4chan. It's about as retarded asking someone who they're quoting when they post a greentext or just summarize whatever it is they want to summarize. Imagine being stuck on one board and not knowing jack shit about anything. There are newfags with more experience than you.

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>>45168064
Learn how to use the quote function, crossie.

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>>45155828
These chuckefuck shotas get sex 24/7 and get to end school at fucking 3pm? While I suffer and rot in the outside world and didnt get any tail when i was in school? I am beyond mad right now.

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>>45168917
>No I won't use it like you want me to, troon. Neither will many other anons. Dilate.

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LOLL I TOO RETARDED TO QUOTE xDDDDDDD >le epic greentext xDDDDDD LOLLL EPIC POST MAN

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>>45166839
The best artists have the best taste and that aligns with the great taste of their readers.Plus we're having a crisis of affection/sexually depraved men. Basically the mommy fetish.
>>45167788
Ah yes, because masturbating to a male x female doujin is gay and the 2D images on the screen are real people.

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>>45168975
Fucking this. Brats gets all the pussy while the older ones gets punished daily. Fucking HATE youkais

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>>45169062
>le epic greentext
Who are you quoting?

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>>45169137
look for the refined and elegant youkai of discerning tastes

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>>45168064
I've been shitposting on /jp/ since 2010, kid. I think it's high time you figure out who the newfag here really is.

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>>45168993
Who are you quoting?

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>>45159628
Why did anyone even save this image, let alone keep posting it everywhere?

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>>45169386
I didn't know fish posted on jaypee! How are you doing, fishie?

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>>45169386
Fish

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>>45166839
some 2hus were just made for /ss/ and femdom
I don't make the rules, but GIWTWM

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>>45155828
As comedic as this is, this reality would probably be hell. Needing to constantly be vigilant of your surroundings or risk getting snatched up for long periods of time. It's like a war-time situation except the rape is encouraged by the land-owners.

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Which shrine maiden is more dangerous to leave around shotas? Red or Green?

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>>45170750
Green.
Red is an orphan who seeks older men.

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Which youkai (excluding hags, as everyone knows that all hags are dangerous for shotas) are the most dangerous to leave around an unnattended shota?

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Confessing your lust for youkai women to Reimu!

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>>45170970
Not sure about type but Kaggy is 100% the untrustworthy around human shota

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I think in order to protect the shotas we should hide them all in that big sunflower field

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>>45168064

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>>45171454
Telling Reimu she's not as cute as Yukari!

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>>45171472
Replace the one on the right with Orin and it would be perfect.

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>>45168064
it's 100% intentional
really annoying though

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>>45168993
>troon
>Dilate
Get out of /jp/ and get back in /pol/ or /lgbt/.

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>>45142313
probably not very fun, you'd probably be living the feudal peasant life with moderately less plague and filth

if you're lucky you'd be born into a merchant family or something so you wouldn't be spending your free time breaking your back working in a field. or you get magically dumped onto the moriya shrine and suwako takes a liking to you instead of booting your ass to the human village as soon as you're on your feet, in which case i guess it's more of the same unless you've some latent plot talent for magic or sonething? if not, it's back to the fields for you after awhile

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>>45170383
Even in the vore shota doujins?

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>>45170970
>are the most dangerous to leave around an unnattended shota?
Kappa.

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>>45170383
Humanity needs Ran bots.

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>>45174240
Lol imagine getting butthurt over this. You really are a tranny. Or at the very least, a sympathizer. Twitter might be more your speed, newfag.

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>>45175474
Is it because of the anus ball thing?

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>>45176468
Are you that same retard that's been told to knock off the retarded identity politics in several other threads? Take the hint, you retarded gorilla nigger.
This isn't a case of the people here liking trannies or not, it's matter of it differentiating itself from the rest of the site where everywhere has let the discussion turn into shitflinging, pepe/wojak posting, group A vs group B argumentation and identity politics. You're being told to knock it off so that this place doesn't turn into the rest of the site and so it can maintain its unique board culture, not because we just love the fucking tranny dick.

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>>45176468
Everytime someone calls you out for using crossie identity politics lingo you accuse them of being a 'tranny'. You seem to be entirely incapable of understanding that people here are completely uninterested in your identity politics nonsense and strongly oppose your attempts to import it here.

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Can we please get back to discussing 2hus molesting shotas

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>>45177390
yes
GIWTWM

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>>45177390
Someone should make a list or ranking based on how dangerous is each 2hu to a shota

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>>45177605
I might, but should I go with canon or fanon?

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>>45170970
Rumia. She'll eat them or "eat" them.

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>>45177646
Maybe canon? But knowing how touhou's canon is, most of the girls would lie in the "neutral" category, and that would be boring

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>>45177390
Imagine getting into Gensokyo but all the girls only laugh at you or are disgusted by you because they're exclusively into shota cock.

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>>45178320
Good, that means you're youkai free, enjoy your freedom

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>>45178303
Yeah, but it would make the list a lot shorter to produce.

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>>45178450
Eh, id say go with canon then, its your choice though

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>>45178320
hypnosis time

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>>45178496
I mean, even in canon certain characters are still child predators.

Just more... literally.

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Which humans characters are dangerous to shotas? I personally think all of them except for Reimu and Marisa with Sanae and Akyuu being extra dangerous.

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>>45179150
>Sanae
Outside world and therefore a massive moralefag who thinks shotarape is wrong.

Youmu is the most dangerous because she doesn't know what she's doing. She has no sex ed but powerful urges.

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>>45178320
Eirin has the capability and motivation use her pharmaceutical skills to age down unsuspecting anons.

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>>45177268
>Are you that same retard that's been told to knock off the retarded identity politics in several other threads? Take the hint, you retarded gorilla nigger.
Yes. I, a totally unrelated person am your boogeyman. I am the hacker known as 4chan. Whats ironic is that YOU are problem. Instead of taking it on the chin and giving an insult right back and leaving it at that you and your ilk act like pussies and shit up the thread by getting mad about identity politics being brought up (when only one or two words were used). This is about as retarded as saying that someone is bringing up identity politics and BLM when they say ''nigger'' like you just casually did. Someone uses a word to insult you and then you go on a tirade about that one word. It could literally be as simple as ''lol troon'' ''shut up nigger'' and the thread continues like normal. But you're a faggot. A new faggot, dare i say.

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>>45179436
I just want to say, it's hilariously ironic all this anger starts from someone asking "who are you quoting?". A single question was all it took.

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>>45179405
Pros: Eternal youth
Cons: Milked dry every day until you can't walk

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>>45178597
Thats unfortunate. Except for vorefags, they would have a field day there

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>>45179621
imagine if you were still considered a minor by Gensokyo law, and had to attend Keine's school until you grew up, which of course would never happen

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>>45179714
>had to attend Keine's school
I don't think I'd learn much there outside of maybe the language. What does she teach there anyways?

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>>45181646
Youkai propaganda

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>>45181646
the most important lesson there is to learn in the world filled with sex crazed youkais, sex ed

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>>45179490
Who was Anon quoting?
Did we ever learn?

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>>45169137
Total Shota Death!! Total Yokai Death!! Is there at least ONE mythological entity that actually appreciates a real man?

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>>45168993
>retarded /pol/spiel
>zero understanding of greentext
Back to instagram or tiktok with you zoomie, we're too bussin for your ass ong

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>>45190401
Older men are too good for filth youkai, they only lure you when you're young because they can abuse of your innocence, but when you learn the truth, they won't hesitate in killing you. Being an older man in Gensokyo is suffering

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Bump so anons stop talking about politics and focus on /ss/ 2hus

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>>45200333
only one of the s is right, most touhous have gargantuan penises

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With a lot of young people getting into Touhou for the first time, Gensokyo birth rate will definitely see a drastic increase.

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>>45200786
Stop being homosexual

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>>45182899
Not like you'd be able to focus on any other lesson.

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>>45203184
Actually, futanari aren't the same sex as men or women, and so therefore liking them categorically cannot be homosexual. Additionally a futa is, at most, 10% penis by body mass, 90% female, so it's only fractionally gay at worst, and besides it's common for futas to have even more exaggerated female traits than normal women.

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>>45208874
You see anon, futa as a fetish is adding dicks on chicks which makes it by default gay. As gay is a binary state of being and not a spectrum.
Now hear me out, if I were to ask you, "hey anon, that girl is attractive what do you like the most about her?"
And you were to answer with, "hopefully her cock!"
Which I would reply, "what don't be a faggot!"
Soliciting your response as being, "I love girls with cocks! Girls with big cocks, little cocks, I don't care I want to see girls with cocks fuck each other. Cocks make girls so much better! I can't wait to see more girls with cocks! Cocks! Cocks! Cocks!cockscockscockscockscockscocks!"
By this point I have deserted you as you ramble about faggory leaving you as all others in your life have.

In essence: liking futa makes you a faggot.

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>>45214921
>I want to see girls with cocks fuck each other.
You are... completely wrong here.

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Aren't /jp/ anons technically male futas?

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>>45191524
>retarded /pol/spiel
>zero understanding of greentext
Retard. Who are you quoting? You couldn't even be bothered to read whatever shit you replied to and quote something specific? You're part of the problem.

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>>45217405
there is no difference between girls with cocks and feminine men when they fuck each other. You are gay.

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>>45223005
presence or absence of breasts and pussy
Amd I think you misunderstood me. I don't want to see futas fuck each other. I want to get fucked by one.

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>>45226888
Fucking based

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>>45214921
isn't it great how when you just make up responses to your own argument you can make anyone say anything

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>>45226888
Ah, so you're double gay
Stop being a faggot

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>>45214921
gays have sex with men
(biological) women with cocks are not men
therefore it is not gay

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>>45179436
terminally online crossie retard who is blind to board culture thinks that everyone who disagrees with his retarded crossie nonsense must be part of his all-powerful boogeyman instead of just being tired of his shit

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The thread is being ruined...

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>>45235892
We never did learn who anon was quoting. Anyway what 2hu would you want to get kidnapped by?

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>>45236213
RIP, shota-kun

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>>45236213
Tewi! I want her to make me lick her feet!
Also, what was rumia trying to do here?

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>>45236213
i want to show love and affection to the natural kidnapper pro, yukarin.
if she gets tired of me she can order ran to turn me into dinner.

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>>45169298
wanna a medal or something, gramps?

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sex slave

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>>45142313
CREEPLY GOOD

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which touhou porno has seggs then it leads to guro of a sacrifice victim??

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Are there any youkai shotas or has Yukari purged them all by now?

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>>45248756
There's the bratty fox shota from FS

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>>45248756
Rinnosuke is a half youkai shota in the eyes of hags like yukari or lolibabas like suwako

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>>45248969
Maybe he was earlier but current Rinnosuke wouldn't look out of place in fujobait to be honest. Anyway, I just think the idea of a boisterous wolf tengu shota annoying Momiji is cute.