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can a vampire consume ham

>> No.45139323

>>45139316
depend on the myths and media

>> No.45139449

>>45139323
so can i safely feed my vampire ham i need to know quick

>> No.45139465

>>45139316
>>45139323
What's the lore behind it? about ham and vampires?

>> No.45139475

>>45139465
hampries

>> No.45139484

>>45139475
I mean hampires

>> No.45139566

>>45139316
that's mad haram bro wallah

>> No.45139624

>>45139316
yeah dude trust me I had like 3 vampires come by the other day and they raided my fridge for all my ham. Shit was crazy

>> No.45139828

I don’t think vampires follow Abrahamic dietary laws anyway.

>> No.45139897

>>45139465
Remilia has a ham that takes care of her library.

>> No.45139929

Vampires can have a little salami

>> No.45139938

>>45139828
Well they are jewish so yes they do

>> No.45142386

>>45139316
At that size it's about 50/50 whether she chokes on it

>> No.45143539

>>45139475
>>45139484
Do you mind if I use the name "Hampries and Hampires" for my upcoming line of kitsch-flavored herbal teas?

>> No.45150611

>>45139316
Remi eats udon in a fairy manga normally, so I don't think she would have much problem with ham.
In stuff like Dracula and Carmila vampires could also consume normal food iirc.
Vampires usually tend to blend with humans in most settings, so they usually also eat food without authors elaborating if it's beneficial for them, does nothing or is harmful and they need to puke normal food afterwards.

>> No.45150827
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45150827

>>45139316
Rumilia Scarletoglu is Turkish, actually.

>> No.45154998

>>45139316
There's no way Remi is finishing that ham. She's a light eater.

>> No.45155006
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45155006

>>45154998
even so you'll have to wait till she puts it down otherwise she'll get aggressive and might bite you!

>> No.45155128

>>45139316
If vampires can't find humans for the night they hunt down pigs in farms and drink their blood instead.

>> No.45155528

>>45139316
and why does it bother you? just let her eat in peace

>> No.45161011
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45161011

my lungs

>> No.45161094

>>45161011
Woah there anon
Can the blue board handle such smelly feet?
Also poor Reimu

>> No.45161111

>>45161094
she's from the foot country so its ok

>> No.45161200
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45161200

Ok when was the last time Remilia took a bath
Sakuya will not stop sniffing her

>> No.45161424

>>45150827
sorry this is the HAMpire thread that means gyros served by remili scarloutoudoupoulos

>> No.45161935

>>45155006
Dumb bat. You're biting a hat not a ham.

>> No.45162046 [DELETED] 
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45162046

Give the Hampire her Hamburger

>> No.45162061
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45162061

Give the Hampire her Hamburger

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45166380

>>45162061
If hampires eat hamburgers... then vampires eat vamburgers.

>> No.45174833

>>45166380
How many burgers can she eat?

>> No.45175547

>>45174833
In a meal? One burg with a half serving of fries and soda.

>> No.45185289
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>>45155006
An aggressive Remi is a scary sight to behold.

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MIN POST E VIKTIG MIN POST TIL KONGERMIN POST E VIKTIG MIN POST TIL KONGER

>> No.45195046

>>45175547
With bacon and cheese? Or just plain beef?
I must know the details of remimi's die

>> No.45201802

>>45195046
No bacon

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45201871

https://youtu.be/x7WzWySS0L0

>> No.45202090

>>45201802
And don’t forget the sliced ham. It is a HAMburger after all

>> No.45212261
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45212261

What about Remi AS a burger? Would she taste good? Would she be nutritious?

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>>45139316
YOU NIGGER THATS MY FUCKING HAM

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