Yuuka

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Yuuka Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:01:02 2023 No.45131667 [Reply] [Original]

You're walking through a Garden of the Sun, and a juicy spittle hits you in the back of the head.
You turn around and you see a pic.
What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:03:22 2023 No.45131679 I look at the pic Then I exclaim about how well drawn it is, and then I go back to the human village

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:03:41 2023 No.45131683 >>45131667 "Please don't spit on me, thank you." Walk off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:09:32 2023 No.45131723 >>45131667 Don't waste it like that, my mouth is on the other side

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:26:09 2023 No.45131823 >>45131667 Do a 360 and walk alway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:27:41 2023 No.45131832 punch this bitch straight on her face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:29:54 2023 No.45131845 how would she react if i pissed my pants on the spot

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:40:26 2023 No.45131931 I ask her to kill me. She probably won't do it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:41:42 2023 No.45131940 File: 89 KB, 735x653, 1693188055098361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45131832 Not before she punch you first.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:45:58 2023 No.45131967
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>>45131832
She catches your fist, laughs then twists it off.
You die from bloodloss with Yuuka cackling over your body, amazed at your complete retardation.

***********************BAD END*************************

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:56:44 2023 No.45132032 >>45131940 >>45131967 i learnt the frog kung-fu from suwako-sama herself, i would never lose to this hippy bitchu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:58:10 2023 No.45132047 >>45131667 "Uh...hi?"

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 19:59:35 2023 No.45132060
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I told her I am on my way back home. But as I am walking, I look behind me and I see her there walking the same direction as I am.
Should I be worried? Surely she can't be following me home.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:00:24 2023 No.45132067 >>45132060 You're screwed

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:06:41 2023 No.45132114

>>45132060
Don't mind her, the Yuuk is just walking with you to make sure you get home safely. Afterwards, its only right to invite her in for tea and snacks as a reward. Afterwards it'd already be getting dark so its only natural to let her stay the night. Afterwards, it'd only be the act of a good host to keep her company till you both get tuckered out.
Really you should already be thanking her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:13:22 2023 No.45132160 >>45132032 "Wrestling" naked with Suwako every other day doesn't count as leaving Kung Fu from her...

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:22:08 2023 No.45132232 >>45132160 by learning women's weak points from the wise and powerful suwako-sama i can now defeat any woman. and yuuka is a woman. OMAE WA MOU IKUTTEIRU!!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:24:57 2023 No.45132251 >>45131667 "That wasn't very nice" :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:28:42 2023 No.45132288 File: 7 KB, 210x240, danger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45132232 The powerdiff is too great anon, she can break your wrists just by slapping them you're going to die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:33:29 2023 No.45132313 >>45132288 this is just propaganda spread by yuuka to ensure her terror reign from dissent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:34:45 2023 No.45132322 File: 357 KB, 1200x1678, 857043c4b677f94ccdf4aec4593d94ae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] God i love this flower woman

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:41:59 2023 No.45132378
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>>45132313
No, it's both true and a very effective deterrant.
Leave the 'Ka alone and your body will remain in a state of normal function, otherwise it is certain doom.
What kind of god even trains you to punch random people in the face?
If she wants her whorehouse of a shrine to remain intact she'd better learn some manners.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:42:32 2023 No.45132383 File: 372 KB, 500x650, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45131832 > punch this bitch stra-- ACK!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:46:49 2023 No.45132399 File: 202 KB, 500x700, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_satou_yuuki__fca15a2df3bf647f0ea485f0be43b513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45131845 Her maternal hag instincts would kick in.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:47:00 2023 No.45132402
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>>45132378
>If she wants her whorehouse of a shrine to remain intact
wh-what the fuck did you say you mothafucker? you better not mess with the moriya clan, i'll have you know it's the most powerful gang in the whole gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:48:22 2023 No.45132409 >>45132399 What is she about to inject me with

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:48:45 2023 No.45132412 File: 370 KB, 2048x1961, __kirisame_marisa_and_kicchou_yachie_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_meimei_meimei89008309__e95c738060b5b99bb9009c6f94237f0e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45132402 Only because the coochie yakuza operates in hell.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:49:56 2023 No.45132419
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>>45132402
Oh, you think you can take on the Mugengang.
Cute. I bet you'd not even get past the gatekeeper, even if she was drunk again.
In fact, I bet your kiddy god wouldn't even be able to find the place without asking Reimu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 20:52:51 2023 No.45132439 File: 366 KB, 625x750, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_unadare__38e46883e2539a42a2a50236e2b1efe8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45132409 Don't question her. She's your mom now and knows what's best for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 21:01:10 2023 No.45132500 >>45132439 Is Yuuka a good mom? Kids would be creeped out by her....

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 21:02:19 2023 No.45132511 File: 292 KB, 960x1280, 1685126127625325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45132500 Adults are creeped out and terrified by her. But kids get along with her just fine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 21:09:19 2023 No.45132556 >>45132511 Great! I was planning on having her babysit my sweet Rumimi, so i hope i won't regret chosing her

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 21:15:56 2023 No.45132614 File: 135 KB, 850x638, couchyuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45132556 >Babysit Rumimi You'd better not be thinking about stealing my plan anon. That's patented!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 21:16:15 2023 No.45132617 Get a stiffy

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 21:20:15 2023 No.45132638 File: 700 KB, 650x800, .jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45131667 > What do you do? I undress, get on my knees and beg her to jerk me off while she eats me

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 21:36:37 2023 No.45132738 >>45132614 Oh yeah? Well Rumimi likes me more than you! Give up!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 21:47:02 2023 No.45132813 >>45131667 Burn the garden down.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 21:47:18 2023 No.45132814 File: 194 KB, 1191x1400, yuukasinging.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45132738 Very well, but I get Yuuka, it's only fair. And to visit her at weekends cough cough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 21:52:27 2023 No.45132844 File: 1.23 MB, 2541x1764, Yuuka 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45132511 I'm a 35 year old manchild, does that count?

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:03:14 2023 No.45132914

>>45131667
>"juicy" spittle
you disgust me, anonymous

if it's actually her i doubt she'd do that, but i'd love to have a conversation with Yuuka about gardening. if only because i've been trying and failing for years to grow herbs properly and she might have some tips

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:12:29 2023 No.45132998 File: 1.28 MB, 1933x1853, 1692205375800231.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45132738 >>45132814 Please let Roomba spend time at Yuuka's. Medi and 'rumi will be sad if they don't get to see their friend often.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:31:35 2023 No.45133155 >>45132998 Sure! If staying at Yuuka's residence makes Rumimi happy, then i will let her spend some time there

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:33:34 2023 No.45133176
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I wonder how an interaction between these two would play out. I bet Yuuka would immediately mess with Kogasa, considering how she gets easily flustered and blushing!

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:35:45 2023 No.45133196
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>>45133176
I can imagine Kogasa "scaring" yuuka, only for it to backfire as the Sleeping Terror comes out for a second to show her how it's done.
And then Yuuka frantically tries to calm down a blubbering Kogasa, and a random onlooker dies of moe overdose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:39:23 2023 No.45133232 File: 278 KB, 682x706, __kazami_yuuka_and_tatara_kogasa_touhou_drawn_by_nicole_lion__4fb370aa2e1eee826626c7499803c110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45133176

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:42:28 2023 No.45133279
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>>45133176
My shitty headcanon would be Kogasa looking up to Yuuka as a role model for being a feared youkai.

Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:45:46 2023 No.45133320
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>>45133232
>>45133196
Kogasa is the perfect victim for Yuuka's relentless pranking, she's gullible and can get easily turned into a blushing mess! Truly an amusing toy...
>>45133279
That's not really a shitty headcanon. Mine is that Kogasa and Yuuka are great friends and they play pranks on eachother!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 22:58:25 2023 No.45133434 File: 1.02 MB, 1741x2048, 414164164146541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45132914 A nice long conversation with Yuuka about gardening would be nice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:05:15 2023 No.45133506 File: 207 KB, 1280x1600, 1685400841378844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45133434 Beautiful image. That Mugenkan greenhouse is so lush and green that it's almost dreamlike.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:28:28 2023 No.45133730 >>45133704 Yuuka's beautiful garden is full of marvelous sights, like the greenhouse!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:38:18 2023 No.45133809 File: 1.79 MB, 960x1280, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_shironeko_yuuki__a3bff4f468dbd20413192fcfeb11ab3c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45133730 Pretty flowers all grown by a pretty lady

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:40:30 2023 No.45133827 File: 846 KB, 1920x1051, 23378bd20239a44f838498e88e033d9c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45133704 I will actually track you down and fight you for posting that shitty quality fucking image

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:46:18 2023 No.45133865 File: 389 KB, 1920x1100, 1679536306297.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45133827 For some reason it copied in a thumbnail. Here's a new picture as an apology

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 2 23:56:38 2023 No.45133947 File: 1.32 MB, 950x1331, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_shironeko_yuuki__e12884322bd5e8f510e76d7049b5c1c4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45133809 Image from the same artist

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 00:25:43 2023 No.45134135 >>45131667 I spit back and ask her how SHE likes it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 00:26:10 2023 No.45134141 >>45134135 You're gonna die bud

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 00:29:15 2023 No.45134152 File: 780 KB, 859x935, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_hetza_hellshock__3a163b8106ac0c845d548ee0c8d574ea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45134135

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 00:30:17 2023 No.45134160 File: 280 KB, 768x1100, 1603405293893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45134135 > I spit back and a-- ACK!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 00:42:28 2023 No.45134231 >>45131667 Whip pants off and begin to rape. No bitch gets to assert any dominance over me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 00:43:39 2023 No.45134238 File: 446 KB, 764x1080, 97549755747594.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45134231 Well that didn't go as expected anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 00:50:43 2023 No.45134288 File: 217 KB, 850x1214, Altyuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45134238 Me on the bottom. I love my wife very much.

Anonymous Fri Nov 3 00:53:29 2023 No.45134311
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>>45134231
You read too much hentai doujins anon, hypnotism or whatever bullshit isn't gonna work on her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 00:58:23 2023 No.45134357 File: 20 KB, 460x186, can't beat the cock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45134311 Incorrect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 01:01:46 2023 No.45134395 File: 79 KB, 819x832, blood.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45134357 Picrel is what happened to a guy that tried that. Lucky bastard.

Anonymous Fri Nov 3 01:16:26 2023 No.45134494
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>>45134231
What is such a cute lonely boy doing in my garden?
...
Oh....
...
Why did you take off your pants? Please put them back on. Do you want me to show you my greenhouse? There are so many beautiful flowers there, I'll let you take any of them! Come on, give me your hand, I won't hurt you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 01:26:22 2023 No.45134575 >>45134141 >>45134152 >>45134160 Go on and kill me, it won't have you unspat upon, Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 01:29:05 2023 No.45134594 File: 706 KB, 850x1133, 1577173464885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45134575 > Go on and kill me, it won't have you unspACK!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 01:39:31 2023 No.45134665 >>45134594 I laugh as I get stomped to death because now she is going to be covered in my blood in addition to that spit!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 02:15:05 2023 No.45134864 >>45131667 This thread makes my gonads feel unsafe...

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 02:24:53 2023 No.45134911 What kind of youkai is she anyway? Could she be a super old and experienced magician?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 02:29:22 2023 No.45134931 >>45134911 She's a youkai. A very youkailike youkai. A youkai's youkai, if you would. Youkai~ To be honest Yuuka is such a left handed screw I don't think you could categorise her like that. She is only expressible in terms of herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 02:31:08 2023 No.45134942 >>45134864 Yuuka won't harm them if you cooperate.

Anonymous Fri Nov 3 02:42:46 2023 No.45134994
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>>45134665
I don't think she's gonna eat right in the field. She'll just knock you out and take you back to her greenhouse to gut and butcher you. Maybe take you to a drinking party with other youkai.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 04:43:39 2023 No.45135575 Just spray her with Roundup you idiots. Agent Orange if you really want to mean business with this satanic sunflower.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 04:50:44 2023 No.45135608 >>45135575 But I don’t want to get lymphoma in the process. Is it really worth it?

Anonymous Fri Nov 3 05:17:07 2023 No.45135687

>>45131667
I would probably be too shocked at being spat at, and just hurry away

Then I'd cry in my room a lit because having such a display of disdain and hate towards me would destroy me. I don't like to make people upset and angry at me. I wouldn't know what to do.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 05:17:30 2023 No.45135689 File: 280 KB, 768x1100, 23c2f84ae06d73e1863c776299bf6f2d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Bullets don't work, anon~"

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 05:21:16 2023 No.45135700 >>45135687 You should keep a look out. She might be at your front door or hiding somewhere in your house waiting to rape you

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 05:29:41 2023 No.45135730 >>45135700 She is a neet who would never bother to leave her garden like that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 06:33:36 2023 No.45135954 >>45135608 As long as you don’t use those chemicals too often, once or twice should not only be enough for Yuuka to get the message but prevent you from getting cancer.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 07:53:08 2023 No.45136230 >>45136147 The queen of flowers

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 17:48:37 2023 No.45139941 File: 596 KB, 792x888, 21001606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be careful around her. At first you are just minding your own business The next your are taking responsibility

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 17:50:47 2023 No.45139958 >>45139941 I am ready

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 17:53:05 2023 No.45139972 File: 279 KB, 650x800, af56ba881907ab7d07a222b92f15f569.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45139958 Just remember she'll want a big family

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 18:23:00 2023 No.45140176 >>45139972 maybe I can teach our children not to be excessively violent and to value humans at least as much as flowers

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 18:49:14 2023 No.45140354 >>45140176 Yuuka herself isn't very violent at all she's so non-violent that Eiki bitched and nagged her for it

Anonymous Fri Nov 3 19:22:14 2023 No.45140540
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>>45140354
Despite labeling her as a massive threat Akyuu has also said she goes to the Human Village and she would only attack you if you harm her flowers or if you are strong enough to provide a good fight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 20:34:42 2023 No.45141009 >>45139972 I will give her many cute daughterhus

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 20:35:43 2023 No.45141017 >>45140540 Yuuka is just misunderstood! She means well, she just hates it when someone ruins her amazing garden she worked hard to built!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 20:48:33 2023 No.45141089 File: 167 KB, 1000x833, 6b9e5ce98cf808671d6bf80a545e735c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45131667 Pollinate her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 21:10:12 2023 No.45141214 >>45141089 It might be hard to convince her, unless she also wants to fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 21:17:28 2023 No.45141255 File: 195 KB, 800x1600, 525218949874781.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45141214 I think she wants to convince me

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 21:52:00 2023 No.45141507 >>45141255 Then you have no choice but to submit

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 21:59:43 2023 No.45141556 File: 408 KB, 800x1135, 4460963246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45141214 Hard to convince her yet easy to trick her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 3 22:07:32 2023 No.45141604 >>45141556 God damn look at those flaccid melons! Delicious!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 04:52:00 2023 No.45144116 >>45131667 First, you say NO! Then, you get OUTTA there!

Anonymous Sat Nov 4 09:11:51 2023 No.45145503
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I want text-based porn game, like DoL, only in the world of Toho and that the pc can move freely on it, and if caught 2hu - she raped him, and then carried away to eat him in pieces. For example, on the first day when Yuka catches you she eats your finger, on the second day she eats another finger, when your fingers run out she starts cutting off a piece of your hand with cylinders like in the pic. And all you're left to do is watch your body fade away with each passing day. When all that's left of you is your torso and head, Yuka won't be able to eat you piece by piece anymore and will have to eat you completely. That's the end of the game. What do you think? I'm ready to make this game myself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 19:00:00 2023 No.45150795 >>45145503 I'd rather torture (you) with Yuuka as a date for us instead. inb4 CBT, I mean ripping out teeth for laughs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 4 19:03:43 2023 No.45150818 The answer is simple Cry

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 15:18:39 2023 No.45158762 I wanna smack Yuuka's fat butt

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 15:53:23 2023 No.45159091 File: 272 KB, 700x837, 65146516451654654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45158762 How will she react?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 16:45:53 2023 No.45159559 File: 47 KB, 768x1024, IMG_2002.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45159091 Odds = Death Evens = Sex Dubs = Marriage

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 16:46:54 2023 No.45159564 >>45159559 Aw man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 20:53:36 2023 No.45161206 >>45159559 smack

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 21:17:21 2023 No.45161385 >>45159091 She would moan like the dirty slut she is

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 21:23:20 2023 No.45161418 File: 145 KB, 454x564, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_hetza_hellshock__f1ed6f8a75eb9013fa70ce775c826a89.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45161385 >5 Come here, Anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 21:24:17 2023 No.45161426 >>45159091 A loud shriek of surprise, followed by her being stunned that anyone would dare spank her, followed by her getting madder and madder that you actually spanked her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 21:27:05 2023 No.45161444 >>45159559 Any of these options are fine for me

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 21:28:45 2023 No.45161456 File: 570 KB, 1024x768, 1465721728778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45159091 I think she likes it

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 21:38:44 2023 No.45161521 >>45159091 >>45158762 What if you kissed it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 21:49:16 2023 No.45161600 >>45134911 Probably a Flower /Plant Youkai

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 22:46:56 2023 No.45162086 >>45159559 Witness my dubs, brothers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 22:47:36 2023 No.45162092 >>45162086 Didn't marry, but still got sex.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 22:52:39 2023 No.45162130 >>45162092 Without marriage its meaingless. She did not even want to hold hands.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 5 23:00:02 2023 No.45162198 File: 356 KB, 600x800, 3315465116544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45162130 Indeed. Why sex when no intimacy

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 00:37:07 2023 No.45162975 File: 472 KB, 1822x1605, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_yuuki_hana_jtnp5334__09b9eba4c1e999a2565b53167513c705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give me flower wife or give me death; For life without flower wife is but a walking shadow.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 6 11:46:49 2023 No.45167864 File: 148 KB, 1025x1025, Yuuka eating pizza 🍕.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 13:37:15 2023 No.45177918 >>45132412 Yachie is a joke >>45132419 They aren't even relevant anymore. Yuuka would be a carrying the rest of them so hard she'd need a neck brace.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 15:07:38 2023 No.45178577 File: 126 KB, 500x537, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_rex_k__1d21dcf3af21951977a4423e5d462e82.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45134395 I enjoy scary images of Yukka

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 18:56:33 2023 No.45180180 File: 127 KB, 600x801, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_hane_hanegoya__780e3000eccc89c87efa5350ae4ab704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka looks very happy to see me again

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 19:04:59 2023 No.45180224 >>45180180 Her sunshine has come to brighten her day She will make sure no one takes her sunshine away

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 19:10:58 2023 No.45180259 File: 191 KB, 850x531, Yuuseasons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45180180 Red or green eyed Yuukarin? Second question; What is the perfect length of hair on a Yuuka? I'd say shoulder length, but long and short are good too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 19:19:48 2023 No.45180328 >>45180259 Ruby eyes, long hair Blood red eyes contrast well against the green of her hair, and symbolize danger being sexy Long hair is an expression of health and fertility, and Yuuka is fertility incarnate

Anonymous Tue Nov 7 19:36:09 2023 No.45180443
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>>45180328
For some reason this reminds me that she canonically talks with love hearts, which I can only assume means that she is somewhere between sultry and cute, giving yet more credance to the theory that she is pure, raw and unrefined sexxo.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 20:24:36 2023 No.45180900 >>45180443 How would having sex with Yuuka be like? Violent or calm?

Anonymous Tue Nov 7 20:27:32 2023 No.45180945
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Ah, it’s been so lonely lately in the sunflower fields. Even the fairies hadn’t come to visit. It’s such a shame really, I was so proud of how well my little darlings had grown this season and now I was the only one to appreciate them.
Wait, there is someone. A man on his lonesome admiring my flowers? He must be a bachelor to be alone on such a nice day like this and not many men appreciated my flower fields who had the courage to come around. What an interesting visitor, I should go talk to him.
But how to approach such a visitor? Perhaps I should call to him from afar? No, that would be far too embarrassing a dignified woman such as myself must maintain her image. Then maybe I should walk past him and have him notice me naturally? He may choose to ignore me out of fear though, and I’d have to repay him for the insult, it wouldn’t do to make such a beautiful day bloody. I’ve got it! I’ll push myself against him, ask him which flower he’s looking at, but keep my gaze on my creations! Oh no, then he might think I’m some over friendly youkai and get weird ideas…
Greeting someone normally would be best after all! A little ‘My oh my, it’s rare to see a man who can appreciate flowers on a day like this’ would work perfectly! Just have to approach him naturally from behind and-
“My oh mh” I begin, but accidentally send a wad of spit at the back of the man’s head.
Oh, sweet genocide, this is so embarrassing. I’m probably red as a tomato right now to. Come on Yuuka, just put on a natural smile and pretend nothing happened…

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 20:44:58 2023 No.45181129 File: 364 KB, 850x1287, 53257621751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45180900 No doubt she would like it rough and aggressive. You think she would be top but she starts to act submissive the moment you respond to her sexual advances.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 20:46:47 2023 No.45181143 >>45181129 The truest form of youkai moe. Aggressive in the streets, meek in the sheets

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 20:49:21 2023 No.45181162 >>45181129 I think she would be the top, like come on she's clearly meant to be dominant

Anonymous Tue Nov 7 20:52:21 2023 No.45181193
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>>45181162
>>45181129
>>45181143
All of you are blind to the real truth;
You're meant to both be really rough and tumble, if either of you don't feel like you've been violated you're doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 20:58:43 2023 No.45181257 >>45181193 Exactly

Anonymous Tue Nov 7 21:00:45 2023 No.45181282
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>>45181193
This. Also the less frequent you pollinate with Yuuka the more aggressive she gets. She would have you by the neck if it has been longer than a week and force you to fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 21:31:39 2023 No.45181525 >>45181282 Sounds hot as fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 23:20:15 2023 No.45182417 >>45131667 I really HATE flowers!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 23:23:33 2023 No.45182449 File: 472 KB, 849x1200, 82772708_p28_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45182417 Do you also hate the blood in your body remaining inside it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 23:27:36 2023 No.45182480 >>45182449 That too! And i hate Yuuka!

Anonymous Tue Nov 7 23:39:15 2023 No.45182582
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>>45182480
A sad life you must live then. I don't doubt for a second you ever planned to walk away from this encounter, am I wrong?
In a few short decades what little strength you have will fade, your eyes will dull, your bones will hurt and your teeth will crumble. What makes you so desperate to throw your life, short as it is away so quickly?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 23:41:00 2023 No.45182595 >>45182582 I'm sorry, that wasn't very nice, it's just that it's been a rough week...

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 23:56:39 2023 No.45182760 >>45131667 I pay her back by projectile vomiting on her hair, exorcist style.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 7 23:57:41 2023 No.45182766 >>45182760 Get ready to die

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 06:32:39 2023 No.45184984 >>45131667 Shoot one back

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 06:36:14 2023 No.45184995 >>45180900 depends on the purpose Yuuka would be meek and wholesome when its babymaking sex

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 07:09:58 2023 No.45185091 >>45184995 But when it's not about babymaking...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 07:53:12 2023 No.45185167 >>45161444 >Trips oh nononono

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 16:59:10 2023 No.45187825 >>45185167 The trips of shi. This won't end well depending on how you see it

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 8 17:11:06 2023 No.45187905 >>45180945 CUTE

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 07:40:39 2023 No.45193228 >>45185091 It'll be about pelvis breaking You'll just have to keep giving her more and more children to survive

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 10:29:46 2023 No.45194042 File: 1.08 MB, 2000x1600, 1699304462555210.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 10:40:04 2023 No.45194120 >>45193228 Sounds good to me

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 15:38:47 2023 No.45196545 File: 212 KB, 800x900, F-fa9-taIAA5V5E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka is dangerous Yuuka is cute Yuuka is dangerously cute

Anonymous Thu Nov 9 16:32:09 2023 No.45196945
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>>45196545
Don't forget being cutely dangerous!
Something something "Roses have thorns" something something...

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 9 18:27:25 2023 No.45197761 File: 2.40 MB, 1800x1800, 014210412026514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no I think she sees me

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:13:18 2023 No.45207439 >>45197761 Yuuka's garden is probably a maze to prevent prey from escaping

Anonymous Fri Nov 10 19:29:30 2023 No.45207510
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>>45207439
I like to think it's a weird recursive space that she can manipulate.
It'd be pretty easy to hide the non euclidean geometry because all the flowers are like 9' tall, and she's probably totally capable of it if she can clone herself.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 01:08:41 2023 No.45209633 File: 1.28 MB, 1290x907, 354254786587525456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45207439 >>45207510 She sees through each sunflower and will know exactly where you are. Just don't fight back and you will be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 03:34:56 2023 No.45210563 File: 731 KB, 900x1200, bba232cb5355194ac332a09eace594e0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 03:53:46 2023 No.45210673 File: 2.40 MB, 1450x1046, YuukaAdventure.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:55:45 2023 No.45212280 >>45210563 Yuuka also owns a breas shop!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 08:56:37 2023 No.45212284 >>45212280 She gives you pain, or she gives you pain, and your attitude determines which one you get.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 09:01:45 2023 No.45212306 >>45131667 >Yuuka AU AU AU AU MY BALLS!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 10:07:33 2023 No.45212632 >>45212284 I want pain >>45212306 Is there a ballbusting 2hu more sadistic than Yuuka?

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 15:17:58 2023 No.45215631
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>>45210563
Yuuka is very versatile!
She can be a baker, an ultimate sadistic creature, a misunderstood loner, a god, a kinda cool kinda creepy big sister, a botanist, florist, gardener, and most importantly, my wife.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 15:30:23 2023 No.45215749 File: 189 KB, 500x500, aedit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45212632 Not if you keep bugging her like that! Seriously, she might just crush them the next time. Maybe don't be like wriggle.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 17:12:42 2023 No.45216744 >>45215749 But i wanna be like wriggle

Anonymous Sat Nov 11 17:25:09 2023 No.45216846
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Some people talk about Youkai Moe, and apply it to Yuuka, but not me.
How can you categorize her so simply like that? Can you really say she's just a typical youkai?
Sure, she IS a youkai, but she's pretty backwards for one. She might do as she pleases all the time and get away with it for her strength, but what she wants to do is nothing more than make some pretty flowers for herself, and anyone else who comes by and doesn't misbehave.
Simply calling her a sadist is nothing but slander, she only beats up people who deserve it for being very rude, and she never crosses the line.
She may be capable of great destruction, but we haven't seen that side of her since MS, ever since then it's been quiet and content flower woman.
No, I propose we make a change. And rename Youkai Moe to Yuuka Moe. Because Yuukarin can only be expresssed in terms of herself, and I love her all the more for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 11 19:36:46 2023 No.45217713 >>45216846 The most marriagable youkai

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 16:07:22 2023 No.45226198 File: 31 KB, 340x690, 56e464cd-9162-496b-899e-7e49dd497d01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45216846 Nice try, gappy hag, but you're not going to get me to voluntarily step outside the village of humans to be eaten by Yuka

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 16:15:06 2023 No.45226248 File: 568 KB, 1500x1500, 1698316940301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 16:36:09 2023 No.45226401 File: 265 KB, 800x1129, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_girotin_ginza__ae749a78ed2d322369df85fa199e042d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45226198 Your loss~

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 16:46:13 2023 No.45226500 >>45226248 Laser eyes Yuuka, coming to a cinema near you

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 12 17:07:26 2023 No.45226639 >>45210673 This has been one of my wallpapers for a while

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 01:37:54 2023 No.45230137 File: 106 KB, 850x902, flowerumbrella.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45226639 You have good taste anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 13:44:49 2023 No.45234650 >>45210673 isnt there a flash file with this picture and it plays some music, i swear I remember seeing this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 16:34:49 2023 No.45235899 File: 255 KB, 1360x1040, bdsm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] enjoy sunny day

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 17:04:37 2023 No.45236077
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>>45235899
Technically Tenshi isn't really a masochist, but I like to think she'd rock on up to Yuuka and get her ass handed back to her repeatedly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 21:45:12 2023 No.45238259 File: 310 KB, 700x875, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_kuri_dora__95aba5bc4369174ed8e12bed4f4f22cd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love sadistic Yuuka, but cute and friendly Yuuka is also okay

Anonymous Mon Nov 13 21:48:47 2023 No.45238291
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>>45238259
That's the neat thing about Yuuka: She's equal parts cute and dangerous, like deadly nightshade.
Beneath even her cute smile is the scary one, and vice versa.
Such is the duality of Yuuka.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 22:06:45 2023 No.45238447 >>45238291 Cute and friendly but scary and deadly, this is the essence of Yuuka

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 22:14:59 2023 No.45238512 All Yuuka fans are bottoms.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 22:28:28 2023 No.45238640 >>45238512 Yes

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 22:38:35 2023 No.45238742 >>45238512 NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 13 22:45:56 2023 No.45238819 File: 420 KB, 1200x807, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_okachi__0e2e3c1cb3ffea52f534e9014da6fccf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45238512

Anonymous Tue Nov 14 15:14:57 2023 No.45242491
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This Sunday I went to the Autumn Reitaisai and got this absolutely lovely Yuuka painting. And it's a legit painting too! Only ¥5000, like around $35USD. 27cm x 22cm.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 17:14:06 2023 No.45243324 File: 219 KB, 1500x1111, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_kyokutou_hentai_samurai__47d9a02d3e1bfaea584173120c7140e4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45238512 Hhmmh.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 17:26:46 2023 No.45243397 >>45243324 Violent and feral sex with Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 14 23:52:39 2023 No.45246058 File: 303 KB, 708x1000, yuukamilk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is Yuuka up to?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 00:12:44 2023 No.45246189 >>45246058 Gross!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 00:26:55 2023 No.45246284 >>45246058 Hot!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 00:32:45 2023 No.45246320 >>45246058 Mid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 00:48:24 2023 No.45246423 File: 8 KB, 234x216, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45242491 Nice booty, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 01:14:01 2023 No.45246588 File: 1.06 MB, 1118x1200, 88736921_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45246058 Something she caught wind of from Elly. Damn auntie, keeps doing weird lewd things...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 15:11:57 2023 No.45252614 File: 836 KB, 1120x1260, __elly_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_s_a_murai__2bc9ce9faf5fa0b337e80bf35255d069.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45246588 Elly has such a lewd, erotic body. No wonder hired her to be her "gardener" and "gatekeeper".

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 15:59:45 2023 No.45253016 >>45252614 >>45246588 Lewd and erotic cow gatekeeper...

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 16:21:41 2023 No.45253131 File: 116 KB, 800x800, Yuuka Sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45246058

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 16:42:37 2023 No.45253320 >>45253131 Y-y-yuuka, what the hell?!? I-i'm not licking your feet!! N-no way!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 16:47:00 2023 No.45253356 >>45253320 Your loss, more feet for me

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 16:53:25 2023 No.45253410 >>45253131 Fucking up during baking doesn't have to end up like this Yuuka, although yes I will lick your feet clean if ONLY because I love you and am very hungry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 17:22:10 2023 No.45253637 >>45253356 Uh i changed my mind!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 17:32:21 2023 No.45253734 >>45252614 It is her job to cultivate nephews for Yuuka to "harvest" later.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 21:39:58 2023 No.45255361 File: 86 KB, 960x960, 1675216970029958.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 21:41:12 2023 No.45255369 >>45255361 YEEEEEAAAH!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 22:16:22 2023 No.45255565 >>45255361 We just met five minutes ago.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 22:24:03 2023 No.45255610 File: 1.25 MB, 1200x1560, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_cha_chya__64b6a950196cedebc5a5691f5e258cf0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45255565 Good enough for me, I fell in love at first sight as well!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 15 22:31:06 2023 No.45255662 >>45255610 Is she really that desperate?

Anonymous Thu Nov 16 03:14:27 2023 No.45257343

>>45207510
At least in the pc98 games she seemed to have light manipulation powers, so at the very least she could make some sort of illusion like Reisen does in the bamboo forest.
Maybe not that effective if you can fly though.
>>45242491
It has a nice calm feeling to it.
Hope you hang it in a nice place like the sacrificial altar

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 16 05:34:41 2023 No.45258248 >>45255662 Yuuka has always wanted a human “friend” but none have dared to enter those fields. She is not going to lose her only shot getting with the first human man that wanders by her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 00:08:19 2023 No.45264702 File: 107 KB, 850x1020, justahappyka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Just a happy 'ka

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 02:35:42 2023 No.45265667 >>45255361 who are you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 03:14:06 2023 No.45265858 File: 693 KB, 2200x3100, 289441654198.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45265667 Your wife Yuuka. How could you forget?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 17 16:59:24 2023 No.45270241 >>45159559 roll

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 01:02:02 2023 No.45273248 File: 374 KB, 680x680, YuukaAR.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45270241 You risked it all, and you bore the dreaded snake eyes. Turn thataway, and we'll make this quick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 10:17:42 2023 No.45276320 File: 2.45 MB, 3024x4032, 1670514681064816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45273248 It was all keikaku doori. Now I'll be in the soil, next to Yuuka forever!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 11:31:38 2023 No.45277023 File: 20 KB, 640x479, IMG_7142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45131667

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 12:10:15 2023 No.45277436 File: 231 KB, 2048x1421, FhGSOjxXkAIG4sK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45277023

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 20:08:23 2023 No.45280363 File: 113 KB, 850x1133, yuukaflower.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 18 20:12:59 2023 No.45280388 >>45280363 So you're telling me that Yuuka is actually a flower?!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 11:14:19 2023 No.45285456 File: 3.87 MB, 1475x2125, 1677503467737572.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45280388 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 12:51:33 2023 No.45286118 File: 315 KB, 513x699, 1671378338732.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45285456

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 15:03:05 2023 No.45287154 Scream for help and run

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 15:49:54 2023 No.45287561 File: 536 KB, 2508x3541, 213548687.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45280363 >>45280388 >>45285456 Don't forget to water Yuuka once in a while

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 15:59:27 2023 No.45287662 >>45287561 Do you mean water, or "water"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 16:00:34 2023 No.45287672 >>45287154 Your cries for help will likely go unheard or will be ignored. And you can’t outrun someone who can fly or just plain move faster than you on foot. Things aren’t looking so go with our limited options…

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 17:29:17 2023 No.45288321 File: 3.84 MB, 1594x2000, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_puck100ml__ed5394a7dbc7dd7eeccea6710bbdf200.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45287662 Whatever means of hydration

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 19:07:23 2023 No.45288922 >>45287561 So she will grow into a beautiful and voluptous woman!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 20:32:13 2023 No.45289521 >>45131667 >>45277023 Infertile Well pass the expire date.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 20:36:07 2023 No.45289547 File: 2.08 MB, 2585x3597, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_neo_lyte__10297bcbddf7f96607246e5b9748c05a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45289521 She is a flower. If she was infertile she would be dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 21:10:23 2023 No.45289791 >>45289547 If she is a flower then to get her pregnant you would need to fuck another flower youkai first so you would pollinate her?

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 21:37:43 2023 No.45289949 File: 814 KB, 777x1083, yuukasunflower.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45289791 No need for that. Just bring the "pollen" to her womb.

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 19 23:36:58 2023 No.45290867 File: 357 KB, 2048x1299, EnshebJWEAInVlb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45277023 >>45289521 Just realized it likely wasn't a ballbusting joke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 00:19:12 2023 No.45291153 File: 210 KB, 640x899, __kazami_yuuka_and_kazami_yuuka_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_chado_and_jetto_pixiv130203__3d369d19f3536e84a88ceda6c1045683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45277023 >>45289521 >>45290867 So that is where the eggs went!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 11:06:50 2023 No.45294762 >>45290867 Is that period blood?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 14:28:54 2023 No.45296416 File: 1.71 MB, 4000x3000, IMG_20211011_180504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45294762

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:03:53 2023 No.45299197 >>45159559 roll

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:10:28 2023 No.45299240 >>45255361 Cool, but what does that entail?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:17:36 2023 No.45299278 >>45294762 old jap superstition that if you trick a man into consuming your menstrual blood you can magic him into loving you forever

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:18:59 2023 No.45299281 >>45294762 >>45296416 I suppose Yuuka fertility deniers got blown the hell out HARD

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 21:22:11 2023 No.45299293 >>45299278 What would happen if I made direct eye contact as I ate it then declined anyways?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 20 22:36:28 2023 No.45299601 File: 567 KB, 707x900, poke.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] poke

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 02:18:21 2023 No.45300924 File: 1.06 MB, 4096x2737, E0CcE_fVEAQbFzh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45299293

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 13:14:48 2023 No.45304067 File: 253 KB, 1084x1450, twoka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45290867 That had better be jam, and if it is I prefer blackberry to strawberry. Maybe it's best to not answer this one...

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 17:55:53 2023 No.45305959
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>>45304067
The only reason I'm able to say that was cranberry jam three years ago is that it was the only time I took a picture of her with the jar. And here's a picture of her with the best kind of pizza (Caesar salad pineapple pizza covered in teriyaki sauce).

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:04:02 2023 No.45306012 >>45300924 >>45299293 You passed the test with flying colours, you don't have a choice when it comes to Yuka following you around until you agree to marry her. Expect a lot of "not touching, can't get mad!" whenever you complain to Reimu about it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:18:53 2023 No.45306116 >>45306012 What happens if I end up agreeing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 18:41:25 2023 No.45306261 File: 114 KB, 850x1133, youkaikids.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45306116 Good things if you love Yuuka, bad things if you faked it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 19:04:06 2023 No.45306466 File: 574 KB, 850x775, yuukapet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka wants her headpats. And you don't stop until she tells you so

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 19:04:22 2023 No.45306468 >>45194042 Where can i find more images like this one? Its very cute and well written.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 19:17:04 2023 No.45306584 >>45306466 And violent wild sex

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 20:24:11 2023 No.45306960 File: 1.25 MB, 812x1166, valentinesyuuka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45306584 It's less "sex" and more like mutual rape. That's what happens when you stick two S's into bed I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 20:35:01 2023 No.45307022 >>45306960 My penis is ready

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 20:43:44 2023 No.45307083 File: 392 KB, 1536x2048, F-ztOnbWkAA67Xu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45300924

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 21:31:13 2023 No.45307320 File: 506 KB, 500x500, 1575248811676.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Recently commissioned a small comic of Yuuka taking a MASSIVE dump in Wriggle's toilet. Please look forward to it warmly, jaypee

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 21:50:54 2023 No.45307461 File: 25 KB, 800x473, sadkazami.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45307320 I don't think I want to read that shit. Pun intended but the point still stands that I'm not into scat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 21:52:06 2023 No.45307475 >>45307320 sounds funny will read if no scat

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 22:19:57 2023 No.45307704 >>45159559 rololol

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 22:25:42 2023 No.45307743 File: 1.95 MB, 1254x1771, windowyuuka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45307704 Expect sex

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 22:41:12 2023 No.45307843

>>45131667
Me: "O-oh, h-h-hello miss! I actually know a little about you, y-you're K-K-Kazami-san, r-right??? W-wow, w-w-what a beautiful garden this is! I could be here for days!!! :DDD"
Yuuka: "..."
Me: "...um, K-Kazami-san, is something the ma-a-AAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111ONEONEONEONEONE"
Yuuka: :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 22:47:11 2023 No.45307879 >>45306261 What would she end up doing if I respect her too much to touch her?

Anonymous Tue Nov 21 23:11:19 2023 No.45308049
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>>45307879
Make an excuse to get you into her room, and dress like picrel.
If that still doesn't work, she'll just drag you into bed and do the work herself, and call you a dumbass all the while.
Expect to have to be airlifted into Eientei the next morning by a blushing and mute Yuukarin with lacerations on your back, a broken pelvis and bruises on your arms/neck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 21 23:33:55 2023 No.45308281 >>45308049 Yuuka becomes a rabid animal when denied cock

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 22 04:13:34 2023 No.45310071 File: 190 KB, 1200x1200, 107662756_p0.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45307320 Kill yourself and kill the author if you know where he lives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 22 05:32:55 2023 No.45310451 >>45308049 Painfully being taught a new way to respect Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 22 19:06:11 2023 No.45315385 >>45310071 i guess even yuuka can't kill anons over the internet eh?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 22 19:10:12 2023 No.45315411 File: 147 KB, 555x776, 1337414738860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45307461 Did I stutter when I typed out ``MASSIVE'' dump or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 22 19:12:05 2023 No.45315420 File: 147 KB, 555x776, 1337414738860.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45307475 Did I stutter when I typed out ``MASSIVE'' dump or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 22 19:23:11 2023 No.45315516 >>45315420 Why does that toilet have a sink over it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 22 19:29:00 2023 No.45315561 File: 121 KB, 325x325, 1362270139417.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45315516 It's to wash your hands in. You're meant to wash your hands after using the toilet, anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 22 19:30:06 2023 No.45315571 >>45315516 Some toilets in Japan have that. Isn't that weird?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 22 19:37:16 2023 No.45315614 File: 101 KB, 410x266, 1699653694966428.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45315420 Please no. Why would you do this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 22 19:38:03 2023 No.45315622 >>45315571 It looks uncomfortable to use. Just put it somewhere else

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 22 19:39:05 2023 No.45315627 >>45315614 scatfags aren't that rare i guess. i can think of at least one yuuka doujin that would awaken a lot of them

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 22 19:45:58 2023 No.45315667 File: 510 KB, 1000x612, a512451f6fdb45fca61682b94db607a0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45315614 To bully the Wriggle fans. There's not enough of that these days. They've gotten arrogant.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 22 19:47:01 2023 No.45315677 >>45315667 I want to suplex Wriggle into a ditch so bad it's unreal.

Anonymous Wed Nov 22 20:24:54 2023 No.45316013
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>>45315677
>>45315667
The amount of irrational sociopathic rage I feel when I see a fairy or wriggle is unreal.
I want to hold hands with my Youkai wife as we walk through the garden, occasionally stopping to obliterate a fairy, meanwhile wriggle hides in the undergrowth awaiting her turn, knowing full well she can't respawn like a fairy does.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 22 20:42:04 2023 No.45316168 File: 293 KB, 858x1200, 875915d9ef65fcb31fea5cb3fef75361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45315677 >>45316013 Based and pest controller pilled.

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 23 00:42:22 2023 No.45317833 >>45131667 sexo and impregnating yuuka

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 23 00:43:52 2023 No.45317841 >>45159559 roll

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 23 00:50:55 2023 No.45317876 >>45316168 >maked Lmao >>45317841 Lotta people getting turned into compost lately. What are the odds?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 24 02:19:26 2023 No.45326397 File: 1.22 MB, 900x1280, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_shironeko_yuuki__5cc132e1c945c017142e2640be5f27b8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Watering this thread !

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 24 02:33:38 2023 No.45326475 File: 259 KB, 500x859, ryuuka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45326397 Tea towl clothes suit her the best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 24 03:28:00 2023 No.45326712 Why is Yuuka a target of the ntr hgames?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 24 06:05:01 2023 No.45327252 File: 70 KB, 500x500, 1582426094308.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45286118 Source?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 24 06:14:35 2023 No.45327287 >>45327252 That looks like Warugaki's

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 24 06:39:49 2023 No.45327331 File: 1.65 MB, 1600x1600, 112469226(89564618)_Assorted 2hus 11／31.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45327287 Thank you! Have those yuukarins!

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 24 07:32:20 2023 No.45327478 >>45327331 Dom army

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 24 10:23:29 2023 No.45328032 File: 38 KB, 960x540, F1ovGyVXwAETlvi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45327331 >>45327478 Who would win: a dom army or one nuclear-capable sub?

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 24 10:27:19 2023 No.45328053 >>45328032 pls don't bully the spurdo fish, yuuka

>>	Anonymous Fri Nov 24 10:34:32 2023 No.45328090 >>45328032 One million Yuuka will avenge the lives of one million flowers the sub threatened to take.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 02:07:05 2023 No.45334622 File: 116 KB, 850x781, Yuukabbage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45327331 A field of Yuuka's. A wonderful sight indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 02:12:20 2023 No.45334649 >>45131667 I want Yuuka to beat me up until i'm nothing but a bloody amalgamation of organs and bones

Anonymous Sat Nov 25 03:53:46 2023 No.45335139
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>>45334649
Crushed bones are actually a traditional and very useful soil fertiliser, so I'm sure Yuuka would be extremely happy with your sacrifice to help her flowers grow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 04:50:17 2023 No.45335387 File: 512 KB, 840x780, yuukafinger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuuka not knowing how to react to my presence and instinctively trying to scare me away!

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 16:18:25 2023 No.45339192 File: 327 KB, 600x600, 4228643_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45335387 I think she knows exactly what she's doing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Nov 25 16:22:03 2023 No.45339223 File: 835 KB, 1421x2000, angryuuk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45335387 Fun fact; Counting prime numbers really does work well at calming you down!

>>	Anonymous Sun Nov 26 18:46:29 2023 No.45349951 https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/113744582 New commission came in today

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 03:06:22 2023 No.45353818 >>45349951 Call me when it shows up on danbooru

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 27 16:25:17 2023 No.45358239 >>45131667 She's killing me, with kindness?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 28 11:54:56 2023 No.45365805 File: 33 KB, 500x600, yuuuka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Nov 28 17:20:16 2023 No.45368525
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>>45365805
She was the kindest hu in Gensokyo and you had to rip apart her favorite sunflower...
What is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 28 17:26:15 2023 No.45368549 >>45349951 why is pixiv so fucking slow and shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 15:10:30 2023 No.45376959 >>45327331 I want a Yuuka

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 15:13:40 2023 No.45376982 File: 1.27 MB, 2560x1000, 1551167529052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45376959 You in the middle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:12:59 2023 No.45377543 >>45159559 MARRY ME YUUKA SAN

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:15:48 2023 No.45377567 >>45159559 >>45377543 Don't worry Anon, I'll marry her in your honor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:19:14 2023 No.45377599 File: 171 KB, 1102x1500, schoolka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45377567 >>45377543 Tough luck, but the flower is a tricky woman. Things tend to go a certain way when she is involved.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:20:17 2023 No.45377604 File: 122 KB, 850x1200, IMG_1052.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45377599 >dubs How do you do it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 16:23:01 2023 No.45377628 File: 270 KB, 800x900, 1699389998282224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45159559 Sex, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 18:37:39 2023 No.45378852 File: 252 KB, 450x450, whyyuukaisslow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45377604 You can lead a youkai to the altar, but you cannot make her say yes. The hands-off approach is best when dealing with the 'ka.

Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:09:40 2023 No.45379161
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I have a 180 * 60 cm Yuuka dakimakura, but she still wont show up in my dreams.

I go to her if I shot myself in the head right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:11:40 2023 No.45379175 File: 30 KB, 800x473, C0GtmX3XgAA-VNN.png large.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45379161 wen day is dark alway rember happy day don't kys anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:12:03 2023 No.45379177 >>45379161 You need to die in battle to be able to find her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Nov 29 19:19:44 2023 No.45379235 File: 60 KB, 850x781, dunfuckedup.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45379177 False, You need to get a score of at least 18 before she'll even consider it Don't do it though

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 22:03:11 2023 No.45390282 File: 305 KB, 787x615, __kazami_yuuka_and_kazami_yuuka_touhou_and_2_more_drawn_by_nyong_nyong__39d0115c72d0267f99d965ff544fc8b2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good night, thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 22:07:28 2023 No.45390313 File: 640 KB, 1190x1190, __kazami_yuuka_touhou_drawn_by_green_midoriryuu__3332e93a3cfcae50b12070d765d5cc3a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45390282 Oh no... I didn't realise it hit bump

Anonymous Thu Nov 30 22:16:51 2023 No.45390387
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I can post AI Yuukas now, and no one will have the time to do anything, ha-ha-ha!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 22:18:07 2023 No.45390396 File: 455 KB, 512x704, 01767-6ad589d277-Restart-1544359534, 50 ss, cfg 10, lora sidebangs hairstyle plus earring 1 best quality anime masterpiece.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sweaty Yuuka boobie!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 22:22:52 2023 No.45390438 File: 311 KB, 1178x1500, mywonderfulwife.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45390387 Jokes on you, I'm saving them because they're not that bad!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 22:23:57 2023 No.45390447 File: 420 KB, 768x512, 01663-6ad589d277-Euler-3582984632, 50 ss, cfg 10, best quality photorealistic masterpiece river chibi fumo doll of kazami.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fumuka embarks on the search for One Piece!

>>	Anonymous Thu Nov 30 22:29:21 2023 No.45390483 File: 744 KB, 960x540, kazamitrooper.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45390447 War... War never changes...

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