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Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:42:50 2010 No.4513074 [Reply] [Original]

"It's because you are my brother.

Is that not reason enough?"

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Mar 1 01:43:50 2010 No.4513081 Man, now I remembered that full screen of text, thanks a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:43:50 2010 No.4513079 I love Akiha. I want to be her brother. Or butler. Or maid. Or brother-butler-maid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:45:50 2010 No.4513089 File: 351 KB, 638x477, 126301496692398.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513081 Perhaps this will jog your memory.

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Mar 1 01:46:50 2010 No.4513098 >>4513089 That should be in spoilers for people who don't expect the Trapdoor after that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:47:50 2010 No.4513103 >>4513089 someone's blind

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:48:50 2010 No.4513111 File: 28 KB, 330x492, a512e1fc3551c07d6f5ece4ec020cf0d2e1d96a8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sorry Akiha, you're small time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:49:50 2010 No.4513114 File: 210 KB, 639x480, 1255318926110.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513111

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Mar 1 01:49:50 2010 No.4513115 >>4513111 >small time Ohohohohoho.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:51:50 2010 No.4513124 File: 465 KB, 1019x1447, 7504570.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513111 Oh boy, the ditzy harlot-princess. How long until she gives into her disgusting impulses and kills you?

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Mar 1 01:52:50 2010 No.4513132 File: 23 KB, 399x331, 7be70d18f96e65dbe7aaa7db0552df63e3eb26e7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513124 SNIFF SNIFF Do you smell what I smell? I smell JEALOUSY.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:53:50 2010 No.4513135 File: 440 KB, 1058x1509, 7b4cc799ecc40ade9af5092824c171fc53eeff7d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513132

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Mar 1 01:53:50 2010 No.4513139 File: 64 KB, 723x640, Awe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513132 That was faster than I expected.

>>	Angry Type-Moon Fan !SHIKIazrn2 Mon Mar 1 01:55:50 2010 No.4513146 What causes a girl to be flat chested? Malnutrition?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:55:50 2010 No.4513150 >>4513124 She'd suck his blood and he'd turn into an awesome vampire that sees death, which would totally make people stop comparing this to Twilight! Wait, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:55:50 2010 No.4513151 >>4513146 Genetics, more likely.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:57:50 2010 No.4513160 The cliffs of Akiha Waves crash into their steepness From earthquake boners

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:58:50 2010 No.4513163 File: 100 KB, 600x659, 1259950599704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513124 Don't be so jealous, low tier tsundere, you're not the best woman on Earth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:59:50 2010 No.4513164 >>4513146 Genetics, malnutrition. Not enough rubbing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:59:50 2010 No.4513166 File: 332 KB, 620x800, 7223376.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513132 No, it's just the smell of your 800 years old encrusted, moldy vagina.

Anonymous Mon Mar 1 01:59:50 2010 No.4513168

>>4513146
Breasts are hormone-driven chestfat deposits.
Diets low in fat and low hormone levels result in a higher number of flat chests.

In Mediterranean countries, you can tell a girl doesn't eat much beef if her chest is flat.

Generally, Japanese families rarely eat beef compared to north american or western European ones, and to supplement this, their diet is traditionally low in fat with only a recent modernization trend moving them toward fattier diets.

Low fat + Low Hormone = Flat chest % Spike

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Mon Mar 1 02:01:50 2010 No.4513176 >>4513166 Ooh! Someone's ladylike facade is crumbling.

>>	Angry Type-Moon Fan !SHIKIazrn2 Mon Mar 1 02:01:50 2010 No.4513177 Arcueid must be a fatso.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:01:50 2010 No.4513178 >>4513160 Isn't Akiha three syllables?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:05:50 2010 No.4513187 File: 194 KB, 1200x900, 1178401155515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513166 Please be happy with your shitty joke characters - Hisui and Kohaku.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:05:50 2010 No.4513188 File: 261 KB, 482x656, 6851186.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513176 Not that you have any refinement at all, brute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:12:50 2010 No.4513219 File: 61 KB, 675x675, 1260105313578.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Mar 1 02:12:50 2010 No.4513223 File: 160 KB, 1273x719, brofest09.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513187

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:14:50 2010 No.4513231 File: 203 KB, 628x880, 1261116596740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513223

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Mar 1 02:18:50 2010 No.4513245 File: 120 KB, 1237x708, Shikiisclearlyshockedbywhathehaswitnessed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513231

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:19:50 2010 No.4513248 >>4513187 What a horrible fanart

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:20:50 2010 No.4513252 >>4513231 COWABUNGA

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:21:50 2010 No.4513256 I love all the girls but does anyone seriously like Arcueid better than Akiha?

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Mar 1 02:24:50 2010 No.4513274 >>4513256 I suppose different people have different tastes, for example, my favorite out of all of them is Ciel, so its reasonable for people to like Arc more than Akiha and vise-versa.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:25:50 2010 No.4513280 >>4513256 Each to their own, I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:25:50 2010 No.4513286 incest is best, etc

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:28:50 2010 No.4513303 File: 134 KB, 640x480, d2837c0957c34ef301199403327fa2c59c4921fa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513245

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:28:50 2010 No.4513309 File: 44 KB, 400x600, d9c03208f0eb56516358464218d44d44.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513256 Akiha is fatso.

Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:29:50 2010 No.4513312

>>4513309
"nnN! Nii-san...s-top..."
Akiha resists as, with great strain, I scoop her trembling body into my arms. Her breathing is even more ragged and shallow than usual, so how could I just leave her like this? With sweat already breaking out on my forehead, I begin the long trudge up the stairs to her room.
Akiha flails around restlessly in my arms, her long flowing hair and meaty fat flabs slapping against me wildly. "Ni-Ni-san, put me down!" she manages to gasp, her plump cheeks stretched taut as she bites her lip. She seems as if she is restraining herself from something terrible.
"I'll take you to bed Akiha, so don't worry."
"uu-aGH!" she cries, arching her head back painfully. My muscles, diligent to this point, collapse under the strain of her sudden movement, and her squishy round body falls to the floor with an earth-shattering "THUD". Having lost my balance, I topple on top of her.
It feels like landing into a pool of sweaty jell-o.
"ughu...Nii-san" Akiha's tearful eyes gaze up at me, clouding over slightly from her pain.
"Akiha, I'm sorry...I tried to carry you to your room...I'm a horrible older brother".
With that, Akiha's face contorts terribly. Suddenly, there is a great ripping sound, as if a huge chunk of wet meat is being torn in half.
The smell of Akiha's massive fart reaches my nostrils quickly.
Red.
My vision flickers. My mind fogs. I feel the cold shadow of death looming.
"aki...ha..." I mutter as all strength fades from my mind and my body. Slowly closing my eyes, the last thing I see is Akiha's crying face; her lips still smeared with chocolate...

Will you take Ciel-sensei's lesson?
Yes
No

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Mar 1 02:31:50 2010 No.4513321 File: 101 KB, 951x815, sip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513303

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:31:50 2010 No.4513326 >>4513312 You will know death tonight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:32:50 2010 No.4513330 File: 51 KB, 693x1001, 034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513312 tl;dr

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:33:50 2010 No.4513336 File: 157 KB, 617x864, e0e8aa5a062d899f3049a66501fa5fb68fe9d4b5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513321

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Mar 1 02:34:50 2010 No.4513337 File: 65 KB, 1208x643, crowispleased.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513336

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:36:50 2010 No.4513354 File: 129 KB, 650x730, 1261173395158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513337

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Mar 1 02:37:50 2010 No.4513359 File: 58 KB, 984x649, confused hobo with cancer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513354

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:39:50 2010 No.4513364 >>4513256 I like Arcueid between than the abusive tsundere, yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:39:50 2010 No.4513367 >>4513364 ...In English?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:41:50 2010 No.4513376 File: 80 KB, 638x838, 0137461da54f0259ef2e9bfb27b605686098ce6b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513359 Fap less.

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Mar 1 02:42:50 2010 No.4513380 >>4513367 I believe he meant "I like Arcueid better than the abusive tsundere(Akiha, I assume), yes", I could be wrong, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:42:50 2010 No.4513384 >>4513367 How was that difficult to read in the slightest, really now.

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Mar 1 02:45:50 2010 No.4513406 File: 44 KB, 871x633, angry man about to punch someone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513376 I'm out of things I managed to cap from that which doesn't exist now, I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:45:50 2010 No.4513407 >>4513384 That between kinda screws the point. It's like if he said 'I like arcueid between the tsundere('s legs perhaps)'.

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Mar 1 02:47:50 2010 No.4513415 >>4513407 I don't think I've seen Arc between Akiha's legs yet, I might have to go look for that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 1 02:48:50 2010 No.4513418 File: 17 KB, 491x358, 95bb5a673b65f8a457d0e2ac74f34e6c51a78aac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513406 Cool story.

>>	Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ　Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 Mon Mar 1 02:50:50 2010 No.4513424 File: 98 KB, 998x708, IdontlikewhatIsee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4513418 I lied, I found some more Shikis in between Iron Giant reactions.

>>	Anonymous of Germany !WvzhzxDiIQ Mon Mar 1 02:50:50 2010 No.4513425 >>4513168 I must take not of this, for should I ever get a loli of my own.

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