Monster Girl Thread

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Consider hags

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Just report, hide, and ignore off topic posts. Don't clog up the thread arguing.

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>>45119347
She'll light up your night.

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>>45119360
Can we try No Nutjob November?

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I need a kiki to clean my flat, it's too boring

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>>45119347
Lämp

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>>45119368
>sexx
>leglock
>She'll light up the hair on your ass

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>>45119354
Considered.
>>45119403
Is "nutjob" like teabagging a Rata?

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>>45119410
Here we go, more y/u/ri...

>be HaremAnon
>harem a Liliraune and a Beegirl.

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>>45119407
I want a Kiki but I don't need a meido.
I want a companion to go adventuring with.
Plus the cooking and surprisesexxing of course.

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>>45119533
She will be your squire and you will be the knight

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You wouldn't torment a kiki by doing all the housework yourself and refusing to let her do anything would you?
the forced vacation arc is back

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>>45119533
>be Anon
>travelling with Kiki companion
>sit on stump relaxing, watching Kiki gather mushrooms for dinner
>watch as she doesn't notice she's moving too close to the edge of a tentacle forest
>rush in to save her... after sitting for an hour watching and slowly jacking off...

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alright guys, i'm going to write 1k words a day this november to beat the procrastination fairy (she's a fat neet) into submission.
wish me luck.

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>>45119755
Best of luck!

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The bigger the mana tanks, the more trustworthy she is.

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>>45119755
I'm at 502 words today, I can do it too!

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>>45119767
Mana is stored in the hat.

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>>45119755
Godspeed, also hoping I can finish shit this month.

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>>45119846
I like this cat
>>45120041
And I like this deer

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>>45119755
Write what.

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The more disheveled the undead looks the sexier she is

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>>45120256
Finish up this
>https://archiveofourown.org/works/51182023/chapters/129323473
then write something for the competition probably

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>>45119347

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>>45119846
I wish I had booze and a werecat

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>>45120505
I wish I lived in Wonderland where I could drink without consequences beyond a Cheshire beaning me in the head with a grapefruit while White Rabbit Peaks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKZVUtvjBdM

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>>45120578
spiderbutt

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How big can a monstergirl be without going /d/ tier? I like big ladies.

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>>45120182
Don't you just hate it when the nice abyssal you trust, turns out to be yet another disguise of the fox hag you rejected years ago.

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>>45120585
This, so much...

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so what would our starting class be in MGE and your starter town?

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>>45120627
Around 7 or maybe 8 feet is as far as you should go before it starts turning /d/

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I want to be bitten and constricted by a grape snake so fucking bad

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>>45120636
>of the fox hag you rejected years ago
How long do you have until she goes into a frenzy? Just because teasing monsters until they lose all pretense of seduction and go crazy for you is fun doesn't mean its safe! Think about what happens afterwards!
>>45120669
Deprived, anywhere, you've gotta start from the bottom and work your way up.

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I WILL NOT NUT UNTIL DECEMBER

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>>45120669
summoner
as in i summon single men from here to take the fall for me while I go and find my lim wife

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>>45120651
Frolicking through the forests of Wonderland with Cheshire, drinking out of the rivers of whisky and eating the strange fruits. Taking a bath in the river to discover she has hidden my clothes but I ain't even upset since she has hidden hers too. Just an endless debauched dream/nightmare where the withdrawls can't kill me with Cheshy to keep me company and bully me for being in such a state.

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>>45120694
Well that's kinda disappointing. I wasn't thinking of giantess stuff but def something a bit bigger.

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>>45120627
>>45120694
at max to be honest, it is 10' for me, which leaves most at pussy eating range

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>>45120788
You shouldn't care what a random anon thinks.

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Miss lilim has such nice sharp nails.
Miss lilim is so pretty especially when she is angry.
Miss lilim's red eyes look really beautiful when they are glowing.
Miss lilim is especially beautiful when she grabs and picks me up with her surprising physical strength like a ragdoll.

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>>45120824
As last night showed, random anon(s) is more than capable of holding the threads hostage.

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>>45120718
>anwhere
>ends up in the final town, as a wretch with only a damn club in hand and since this mge, no clothes at all

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>>45120860
He will do that anyway. If it's not a fetish it will be an *action* he doesn't like.

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>>45120780
Fuck this gay earth, I want my knight and chesh fantasy. I will buy some booze

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Listening to Creed and crying like a bitch.

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i wanna be a clown knight and mess with dark mage party member

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good morning bros I had an epiphany a few days ago that I’m not that smart and am probably wurm bait, how do I avoid getting my loins effectively put through a belt sander thanks bros

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>>45120924
I don't know man. I can ignore it when he bitches about tentacle girls or gacha or whatever nonsense, but the /pol/ stuff hurts. Really hurts. MGE is supposed to be where everyone finds someone to love and snuggle, and it sucks when people try to twist it.

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>>45120855
Nice try but everyone knows Lilims are all dorks. Druella is a lightweight and gets drunk on a single light beer, one-fifth of her sisters are NEETs and a solid third are too busy writing shitty fan fiction to do anything else. The rest are constantly running around in disguises so they can go LARP, play in Magic and Pokemon tournaments and making custom figurines for their alternate history dioramas like Cold War Gone Hot But NATO Has Alien Allies And The Soviets Have Mole Man Allies.

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>>45120983
ust get wurm gf and tell her that you are fragile as pumice

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>>45120824
I'd prefer not to post something that starts shit.

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>>45121059
i'll be honest with you, its usually either the mick or that one gatekeeper who start shit, just ignore and report what you can, then hide those posts. that's what i do
also which monster is our favorite

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I miss the skeletons from yesterday. Post undead. Keep the spirit of halloween alive. I see the irony here.

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>>45121123
aight
imma post a sythenic undead, the superior undead

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>>45121133
I propose we call undead automatons 'zomborgs'.

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>hold paw
>hold hand
>hold tail
>hold ear
>hold horn
>hold wife

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Monster master chef but they randomly pair single chefs together to work as duos

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>>45121155
how about undeadrunners?

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>>45121177
This is unfair because demon realm ingredients are just better than order ‘ingredients’

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>>45121205
Why would you ever use normal mushrooms anymore when you can use mushrooms that make your body literally throb with pleasure, die, then summons a zombie wife for you?

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>>45121205
>>45121177
I kind of want to see an order chef go on a food journey into the demon realms.
He learns about their cooking and ingredients, and uses his skills to provide a truly unique take on whatever cuisine he is doing.
Going around with a pop up kitchen, collecting a harem of foodies and other chefs.

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Eat up
Prices are low.

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>>45121256
Grand finale is him having a competition with the personal chef of the chief goddess and the lim of cooking (she cooks for her mama)

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What dwells at the very bottom of the ocean in the MGE universe? Is the name 'abyssals' literal? Is there lots of them down there? Are there angler mermaids that draw in the lost travelers with little pink lights before dragging them deeper into the depths of both the infinite, churning ocean, and the insane, unfathomable pleasure?

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>>45120694
completely arbitrary limit. just use your common sense.

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>>45120627
/d/ tier is a social construct. dream whatever your little heart desires, and care not fore the judgement of others.

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>>45121371
Rule of thumb: if regular p in v intercourse is no longer a viable option, she's too big for this thread

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is it /d/ if my wife is 40 foot long?

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>>45120824
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>>45120924
>>45120996
>>45121099
>>45121385
(you)

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>>45120627
as big as you like, as long as you can still fit ur penis in her vagoo

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>>45121473
Centaur fags know the answer to that one.

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there is a fox outside my house taking about I'm the chosen hero, a valkire talking about that I'm the perfect warrior priest, and a bogie taking about the fact that I'm to be the next king of fools
who should I trust?

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>>45121473
holy fucking beeg

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Reminder foxes need sex at least twice a day, once in the morning and once at night. If you clit block a fox for a week or more, you run a high risk of her going rabid and making up for all that lost time in a single day.

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>>45121505
I think Ms. Bogie might be pulling a prank on you. I don't think king of fools is an honorary title.

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>>45121505
None, let them fuck each other and choose whatever is left.

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>>45120996
Yuri shit is not welcomed and never was, it's not hard to understand

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>>45121526
You're still rectally bleeding over getting pushback, huh. Give it a break.

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>>45121473
I kind of want a piggyback ride on this fox

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>>45121544
It's been growing on me solely as pushback to the purity spiralling.

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>>45121099
Oni

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>>45121544
so stuff like my wifes getting each other ready for me is too far?

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>>45121573
>purity spiralling
(You)

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>>45121525
but i heard the king of fools gets pretty good stuff

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>>45121389
Thinking about it, thats actually a really good measure. If you can fuck, you're still good.

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You should barely be able to live in your monsters sweater

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>>45121524
Thank you for the reminder. Fortunately, you rarely get a choice in the matter of how often you have sex with a fox.

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>>45121389
That puts the upper limit at about 10 feet, any bigger and her vag couldn't realistically feel anything nor would you get any friction beyond a meme of her biology adjusting to fit you or you being a horse dong'd monster boy. So keep it within what makes sense biologically.

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>>45121583
I don't want to hear about it, be gay somewhere else.

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Hello yes I'd like an ogre with braces and a large ass

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>>45121632
monster girl scent does something to me

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>>45121632
Real and true.

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>>45121641
source on that one chief?

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>>45121658
The true fate of being trapped in a hag demons sweater as correction for not having a wife

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Slimes love your fluids so by sweating you're literally asking for it you slimebait slut

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>>45121705
miss slime let me cry in peace

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>>45121673
Common fucking sense. I like big women and have given them plenty of thought, I wouldn't want a wife who couldn't live in the same house as me, even if the furnishings were dual use to account for our size differences. Some 50 ft woman would be a pain in the ass. A decent 10 ft gal and we could make it work with some adjusting to fit both of our needs.

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>>45121123
Skeletons need to be boned badly.

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>>45121727
holding hands would be slightly difficult, i think.

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>>45121720
Crying is the fastest way to be dogpiled anon, you did this to yourself.

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>>45121727
>I like big women and have given them plenty of thought
me too, anon. me too.

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>>45121781
Soft.

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>>45121802
is that a big breeder succ with enough milk for quadruplets

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>>45121727
>he doesn't want to sleep under a dragons wing

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>>45121524
this dosent take into account how long these lovemaking sessions are or how many times they want you to cum inside them. most foxes will at least demand that you reaffirm your marriage during the morning session by cumming inside her 3 times without pulling out.

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i had a dream about mindflayers

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>>45121840
These foxes are gonna be sloshing from the volume of it all.

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>>45121844
Playing too much BG3?

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>>45121872
havent touched it. it was specifically the mge kind. very nice. very comfy. slightly unsettling.

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>>45121872
>be abducted by horrifying mindflayer
>squid shit everywhere
>she shoves a tadpole into your eye
>you hear a voice inside your head
>"I am going to fuck your brain so hard, onii-chan"

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>>45121901
>very nice. very comfy. slightly unsettling.
Ah, the true mimdflayer experience.

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>>45121901
>>45121905
Massage her. She'll like that. She's squishy.

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>>45121951
As an eel feeler, I've spent some time thinking about what that would be like. Sounds really pleasant if you don't mind the temperature.

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>>45122020
>an eel feeler
What in the goddamn

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Undead foxes.

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Reminder to be fruitful and multiply with your monster girl wife

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remember a monster can't take your virginity if you take hers first

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>>45122200
Going to need a bigger wagon.

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>>45122028
All those who wish to feel the eel are eel feelers. It's a brotherhood of gentlemen with refined taste and poor balance.

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>>45122209
>tfw a rabbit girl has the signutre horniness but is a tsundere and tries to deny it

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God damn it! I knew I should have hired a kiki instead.

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>>45122201
When I think about it, why not let her have it when I already have hers?

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Hellhound is perfect in everyway.
A single freckle on her butt is worth more than every other monster combined.
I submit to hellhound

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>>45122344
Frecklehounds are cute. Almost makes me wish I had a freckled Jinko.

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>>45122344
They smell like shit, sulfur, and wet dog all wrapped up into one ungodly stench.

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>>45122344
DAS RITE HUMAN
NOW EAT OUT MY ASS WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK

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>>45122344
subhuman behavior

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>>45122030
>>>/vg/

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>>45122367
i will headpat a hellwan and say "whos a good girl" repeatable.

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>marry a Hellhound
>it's been a couple months since the wedding
>laying in bed one morning while she bigspoons me
>dog comes walking up and plops his head on the bed to demand breakfast
>rubs his head and ears before giving chin scritches
>slip out of her embrace to go feed him
>feel her grab my hand
>turn to look at her
>she's looking away from me but sticking her head forward
>rub her head and ears and follow up with a kiss on the top of her head
>she lets go and I go feed the dog
>can hear her tail going crazy from all the way in the kitchen
>THUMPTHUMPTHUMPTHUMP
>already know the moment the dog is walked and fed we're going to break the bed
>again

God, I want a Hellhound.

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>>45122377
>>45122362
Cat posts.
Hellhound supremacy

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>>45122418
t. delusional doggo

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>>45122413
Imagine pacifying a Hellhound bully by giving her chin scratches only for her to tell you she's going to fuck you unconscious once you're done

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>>45122388
Join us, become a modder man.

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>>45122413
The flexibility in roles profile hounds present is really nice.

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>>45122433
>grab both her cheeks
>kiss her in front of the whole class
>snuggle into her while she's stunned
So easily defeated

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>>45122344
Truly man's best friend.
Yes, kikis and kobolds are pretty good too, but do they have flaming eyes?
I thought not.
Loyal, protective, and loving.

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>>45122438
fuck off

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Echidnas shinyhunting via breeding

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wurms are equal to hellhounds, just imagine how happy they act whenthe have extra cuddle time or anon brought home her favorite green shiny rock to eat

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>"Noooooo, don't eat my soul, nooooooo!"
>"Eat this instead?"

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Imagine smug loli hellhound wearing tiny hotpants sitting in your lap sideways, you having your arm around her waist and idly playing with her high-leg thong straps, while she's grinning and taunting you.

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>>45122500
Blessed are the Wurm and Hellhound sisters from Echidna mother.

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>>45122526
Blessed is every monster coming from an echidna

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>>45122502
>But I need to unlock my shouts.

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>>45122500
Big strong dumbass and bigger stronger dumberass

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You think a Salamander or just a monster currently "fighting" a man would stop everything if he did something silly like dislocate his arm but still insist on fighting?

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>>45122589
No, honour demands to first blood at the least.

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>>45122589
No, they lost any interest in you, you're too weak and pathetic.

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>>45122629
>emg
waste of an image.

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>>45122584
>>45122526
imagine hellhound wurm gyaru twins or big older hellhound sis and bigger younger wurm sis

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>>45122688
Special Kiki tries her best.

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>>45122688
big Amelia bedelia energy

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the world is a vampire

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>>45122703
Don't be rude, she's normal. She just didn't have enough practice with English.
She needs you to give her a couple lessons, and an oral exam later.

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>>45122413
Thumping tails are a sign of a well-loved wan

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>>45119347
tranny mods hate nogizaka
how surprising
MODS = FAGS

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>mindflayer wife brings you and several of her friends to a recreation of the colony from Aliens
>alters your memories so you think you're a facehugger, then alters her and her friends' memories so they think they're colonists

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>>45122688
Hullo missy

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So is there other yandere centered monsters besides Hebi, Shog and Wisp? Since you know there’s over 200 girls at this point and I don’t keep track of all of them.

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>>45122745
Expand your horizons out of one shitty franchise that gives five lines to each girl, maybe?

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>>45122745
Opinion: Any monster works well as a yandere.

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>>45122753
Well I know that, I was talking about more of a majority thing instead of a individual thing.

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>>45122745
I guess Cursed Sword works, but refer to >>45122753

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Yandere Bicorn.

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tranny mods hate nogizaka
how surprising
MODS = FAGS

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>>45122784
Kuudere Unicorn

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Need wholesomr version of this where mastah is awake and horny. Or at least dom Kiki is doing it to correct neet mastah and not out of despise.

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>>45122804
In the meantime I will assume is part of the script

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>>45122764
Foxes, vampires, lamia sometimes, and I guess the black slimes from monster musume.

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I want Haku to teach me about the history of Monster Girls like she was Maestro from the Once Upon a Time... series.

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>>45122745
lamia tend to be strongly possessive

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>>45122722
ok repeat after me
>yes sir
I
>I
want
>want
to
>to
marry
>marry
you
>you
now say it all together
>ig vant toh mekrry youz
...good enough

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>>45122842
I screwed up, a Kiki would never say sir instead of master

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>>45122858
The mysterious Indian Kikis.

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>>45122873
Can't they just hold each other's leashes? I'm watching cartoons

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>>45122883
I wonder how the caste system would function

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>>45122885
>anon gets the leashes tied to his hands and his doggos literally drag him outside for a walk
Kinda like a dog sled but without the sled.

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>>45122910
>yo mastah, wanna smash?

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>>45122910
>filename
Darker

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>>45122956
I think it's easier to just fuck your cat when she goes into heat

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>>45122966
i think she's feeling better now. you can probably let her out

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This is my wife

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>>45122753
Not echidnas

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>>45122745
white scaled wurm

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>>45122910
thats more of latina kiki that will either Don Anon or Senor Anon

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>>45122988
Getting a new commission soon too

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>>45122910
thats more of latina kiki that will either call you Don Anon or Senor Anon and makes amazing food

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>>45122988
>>45123008
cute

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>>45122433
>be Anon
>fingering your waifu's Hundpussy
>rub her belly with your other hand to intensify the motion
>her leg starts doing that uncontrollable twitching

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>>45122910
That's clearly a spiccimora. If you're going to yell racial slurs at monster girls, at least get the race right.

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>>45122704
>Ask Speshul Kiki for a BJ
>she literally blows on it instead of sucking
>feels preddy good

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>>45122895
Theory1:
Low-caste Kikis have to try to clean the whole street.
It's a never-ending job.
Theory 2:
Euro Kiki goes to not!India
"Mashtah, ve needs to Nuke it from orbit..."

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Wonder how haughty monsters react to men genuinely thinking their species is cool as fuck
I for example played vampires in every game that lets me, even if they're objectively worse. I remember playing a vampire in vanilla Skyrim a lot as kid

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>>45122745
Dragons are yandere if they're stronger than you, which they are if you don't have divine blessings.

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>>45123334
>needing a god's help to 'mere a female lizard
Couldn't be me.

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Onlynyans.

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>>45123334
I thought they were just possessive? Also ngl if I did become stronger than my malef wife I would still submit to her

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>>45123322
That's a doki doki. Imagine an elf with a man that actually wants to serve and lavish praise upon them despite his own unworthiness.
>Ohoho... Ho?

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So Amazonessfag has left? New art was a lie?

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Nobody told me that when I was going to have sex with a Kiki she would start biting, I swear that a hellhound would bite softer than her, before you ask, yes she has white hair and yes she has red eyes, but it must just be albinism right?... right?

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Where do you find pictures of loli deers? Onlyfawns [/spoiler

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Reminder that Mist Continent girls would flirt with you hard depending on your zodiac sign. Imagine a Jinko sliding up to you and saying that you must be compatible with her since your sign is the tiger.

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>>45123535
You only need to close the spoiler tag if you want to post more unspoilered text after it.

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>>45123538
then she's going to be very angry when my penis is inside her and I tell her in the middle of the act that I'm actually from the year of the monkey

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>>45123544
I just wasn't paying attention and screwed up while typing it.

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>>45123538
>TFW horse AND sagittarius
Actually, not bad so long as we're talking about anything other than a vanilla centaur.

The zodiac would be rough since each run through is half of a generation.

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>>45123551
Is this when your Kakuen master jumps down from the trees cackling over your successful prank?

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>>45123534
Spooky transylvanian castles are good places to pick up Kikis
If she can keep a place like that clean, your apartment will be easy.

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>>45123558
something similar, I studied martial arts in a kakuen school and I told my teacher that I liked the jinko from the rival school, so she prepared a whole tournament so that it would end in this

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>Kiki having a meltdown, since there isn't enough to clean in your apartment

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>>45119410
Light bulbs beware

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>>45123587
Genre: fantasy horror

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>>45123587
For that I have a secret weapon, take her to the couch and finger her until she wets herself and then she has something to clean.

[Anonymous No.]

im more of tarot card type of person, I bet all the trickster monsters and dm monsters would be after me since I'm most likely the fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123599
There is no way I can be led to believe that this creature can fly. Even bumblebees would be confused.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123538
How do I explain to kung fu master kakuen that Tai Chi is stupid and won't help her in a fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123587
>be Anon
>Mashtah of Kiki
>after 3 days everything in Anon's small apartment is cleaned, polished, wahged, ironed, repolished
>Kiki starting to twitch
>Anon 'accidentally' spills chocolate sauce all over his crotch
>Kiki starts cleaning it all up
>Kiki happy, Mashtah happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123538
Im rat do I get Hinezumi without having to be strong or fight her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123626
Beat her in a math contest, technically you are beating her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123612
It's okay, she's good at other things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45119347

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123623
By showing her your Mating Style!

>>45123626
You can already get a Hinezumi that way. You just gotta "defeat" her in something you're good at.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123538
>be Anon
>born in Year of the Dragon
>keep getting hit on my MereLizards
>ignore them all
>gather a Harem of CreepingCoins
>sleep in a group snuggle-pile
>cumfy

[Anonymous No.]

Egypt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123693
should be retaken by white kings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123693
SLAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123278
>Ms.Haku notes that a 'blow'-job was originally a 'below'-job, similar to 'going down'.
>Calls Anon up to the front of the class to demonstrate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123693
CLAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123693
Lick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123693
PLAP

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123693
Imagine some 6'4 Aryan warrior forcefully claiming her as his wife
>>45123696
BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123767
lol cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>45122638
Hard truth

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to not feed the trolls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123693
Nice gore posting, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123780
Kill yourself faggot, your not fooling anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123780
>mobilefaggot filename
>retarded image that has no place here nor was it made here
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Gee, it sure is autistic around here.
>Chesh, these offtopic discussions are what all true pranksters strive for!
I just wonder what MGE is up to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123807
>I just wonder what MGE is up to
Business as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

> 45123780
>>Remember to not feed the trolls
Alternative plan:
>Feed the Trolls only your coom
[This advice works on both types of troll]

[Anonymous No.]

whats the best way for a woman to turn into a dragon that doesnt involve the lilim machine?

[Anonymous No.]

Please I don't know why I'm so attracted to big arachne abdomens but it's getting really bad
They're just weird spider fake-butts why do they arouse me so

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123817
Not gonna lie, if the trolls came without the manhands and -feet they would jump up pretty far in my preference.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna start teaching julius evola philosophy to the local order population

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123830
what else do they even have? gardening?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123835
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123830
Yeah, not a footfag so idc there, but would need to really incubize for a troll HJ

[Anonymous No.]

Who would win in a fight?
A small baph, a mid-sized satyors and a beeg krampus - or one bridge troll?

[Anonymous No.]

How right wing is mge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123817
>>45123844
Plan 3:
>Ask the trolls to just shut up and give you a Handjob.
[Also works on both types]

[Anonymous No.]

sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123858
50% of all Harpies are right wing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123780
I remember I made a MGE iceberg but I’m just gonna keep that to myself at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123868
demons are usually ambidexterous

[Anonymous No.]

big sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123861
seggs

[Anonymous No.]

Tentacles

[Anonymous No.]

Politics in mge be like
>Ach, we must secure a future for the - *cut off by malef kiss*
>Revolution now! Seize the means of - *cut off by khepri kiss(es)*
>The free market will solve - *cut off by danuki kiss*
>We need to talk about institutional raci - *cut off by wight kiss*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123896
Nah, that's boring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123896
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

What are they planning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123882
Big sex with little brown monster girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123531
I am here but Im still trying to see if I can mount the art in a background to give it. The proper context:
>>45010476

Also Im trying to catch a moment where a new thread starts, during daytime for maximum anon views. If Im so baka I cant do the background things (or it looks bad) I will just post the images. They arr gorgeous as it is Amazoness waifu here looks straight pulled from TNK DxD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123896
Gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123649
>You can already get a Hinezumi that way. You just gotta "defeat" her in something you're good at.

Where was this said? KC said such a thing but be was talking about Lizardman or Salamander. Did he specified Hinezumis too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123909
>>45123912
>>45123940
you WANT to talk about politics in a porn setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123772
Mad kike

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123942
Yes. It was about how you could beat a Hinezumi by giving her a really good massage and it would count.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123947
Only alt right ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123947
Yes.
Communist bicorn when?

[Anonymous No.]

>yurifaggotry didn't work last night
>now they're trying to drag politics in the thread
fucking faggots I swear

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123969
Nah, I'm just shitposting. No idea what you're on about

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123960
I remember that. Though it wasnt because she consider it a defeat, but just plain getting mamono horny through physical contact.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do biological warfare abyssal style.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123983
is this just throwing squids at people? a gas form of atlach venom?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

War Politics: Lewd Edition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123896
My irl 3d unironically did this to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>two days in a row now
don't these fucking losers have anything better to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123991
Yes and goo bombs from shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123969
You don't like right wing politics?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123984
This would imply that if slap her ass just right she'd "lose." love that zany encyclopedia.

[Anonymous No.]

If you hear scary music play in hagville its because one of the hagsquads is on patrol.
If you see a large group of foxes or kots, do not approach or let them see you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123990
Not canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45122688
I read this in Peter Lorre's voice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123998
Wars happen with monsters just not the blood and death kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123990
>yurifaggotry
Kill yourself fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123984
>Though it wasnt because she consider it a defeat
>It didn't count this time, so we better have a rematch
I've heard that one before. Come the day of the rematch and she loses in the exact same way as before, just embarrasingly quicker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123929
What kind of story are you going to have commissioned?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123921
Putting raging mushrooms in your delivered food

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124024
Idk its probably gonna be very gay, you know how amazonfags are

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124000
>abyssals loading catapults with several shogs compressed into a ball after being fed aphrosiaics for 20 days straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123965
All Bicorns are inherently socialist.
>Sieze the means of coom production
>Distribute to each mamonopussy according to their needs
>2 legs ok, 4 legs sexier

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124045
What happens when the means of coom production seizes you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124045
Who was the first hoss socialist?
Trot-sky!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124029
>be Anon
>pizza delivery
>open box
>for once its not a Chesh ass
>supreme with mushrooms
>raging hardon
>order another pizza
>this time order that you want a Chesh ass in the box

[Anonymous No.]

>order pizza
>open box
>chesh ass
>go hungry
>prepare syringe with hot sauce
>order pizza
They will learn

[Anonymous No.]

>order pizza
>hellhound comes to door
>rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124094
joke's on you, she's into that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124099
>Order pizza
>Have a hotdog delivered
Well, I hope you got a refund.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124119
Me too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124099
At least the xl supreme will be part of the aftercare

[Anonymous No.]

>order rape
>cheshire comes to door
>gives pizza
>frustrated you didn't get rape, but at least you got pizza
>pizza is cold

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl got the most plump lips to suck you dry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124099
>be Anon
>Heckhund pizza delivery
>fuck Heckhund doggystyle
>now you have a table to hold your beer&pizza while you watch sportsball

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124082
If they doesn't deliver the ass, anon you will run at full speed to get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124146
If it's not delivered in 30minutes, all ass is free.

[Anonymous No.]

>order pizza
>get pizza
>hellhound comes to door afterward
>dumb hellhound and her dumb nose smelled pizza
>give dumb stupid idiot hellhound slice of pizza
>now have dumb hellhound to protect and warm house in exchange for pizza
>rape?

[Anonymous No.]

>Order pizza
>Wurm comes to the door
>Is kinda clusmy and cute
>I get my pizza
>Before I let her leave I gave her number
>Open box
>Its Bogie ass

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>order pizza
>chesh gives you a can
>open it
>it was a can of wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>order pizza
>tell them I want pepperoni and no olives
>open door
>it's a valkyrie with a pizza box in one hand and the chief goddess commandments in the other
>order pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124162
heh

[Anonymous No.]

>order pizza
>open door
>it's your pyrow buddy in a uniform too small for her
>says that she brought you the pizza and scored some drinks too
>watch the game with your pyrow buddy while eating good pizza
>later gives you a hand since you were getting pretty hard seeing her in that uniform and it's just what friends do

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124099
Absolutely not, I expected a hellhound to understand the sanctity of dinner. First we eat the pizza, THEN rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124170
The best friend a man could have.

>>45124171
Right? Combining sex with dessert is one thing, but dinner? Blasphemous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124163
>order 2-for-1 pizza deal
>one is a pizza, the other is Chesh ass
>50:50 chance
>>eat pizza, put dick in ass
>>eat ass, put dick in pizza

[Anonymous No.]

You all expect chesh ass way too much. I think you're much more likely to get half-eaten pizzas

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124188
I would demand a refund

[Anonymous No.]

>order pizza
>hellhound comes
>asks me if I want a spicy topping
>say yes
>she sits on the fucking pizza
>tells me I have to eat hellhound butt pizza
>sexo correction
>eat the pizza when she isn't looking

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124188
I would beat the shit out of her and rape her if she did that, maybe make her a slave if shes lucky

[Anonymous No.]

Are you people starving or something what’s with all the pizza talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124189
Don't do that she'll barge her way in and make you a fresh one and then she'll never leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124200
classic Florida anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124203
Pizza is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124203
It's 10pm, I'm hungry but I can't eat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124207
I don't have a pizza oven though. I'm gonna get her arrested!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124213
>notice a hair on my pizza when it comes out
>waiter apologizes
>brings out the chef so you can fuck her
>remember why you never eat at fox restaurants

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124234
This is why I only eat at respectable eateries.

[Anonymous No.]

>order pizza
>wyvern comes
>gives you the pizza
>calls you an asshole
>leaves
>5 star review

[Anonymous No.]

can you fuckers stop ordering pizza? the poor pizza girls are overworked as it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124234
Honestly, if it was only one hair and I was eating at a fox owned restaurant that's kind of impressive. I don't think I'd mention anything because it'd be... Well, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>order pizza
>open box
>it's a pizza boy
>ask him where the hot hellhound is
>he asks me where's the milf succubus who doesn't have cash but can work something else out
>we go to the hagbar after he finishes work

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124258
I'm gonna order thirty pizzas to your house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124220
Come on now surely you two can work out something that doesn't involve the cops

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124188
A big girl like her would probably get hungry on the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124276
im lactose intolerant please dont

[Anonymous No.]

>no money
>no job
>need money fast
>get sketchy cruiseliner job
>pays well atleast
>go on cruise
>its all hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124282
I want that freak out of my house and I want a pizza that isn't eaten!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124286
The cows have been notified, you will be tolerance corrected

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124301
STAMPEDE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124315
...pede?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124300
and she wanted half a pizza and a place to crash. You're just going to have to make compromises

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124320
She has her own place and she can't just eat my food! Dumb oaf! I should sue!

[Anonymous No.]

i should order some quesadillas with some curly fries

[Anonymous No.]

Dress succubus. Being trapped in a bodysuit or sweather with your wife. Head stuck between her tits. Being a mana battery.

[Anonymous No.]

ordering MGC chinese food with get a free jiangshi free of charge as well

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna start selling guides on how to break out of sweatersnatches

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124327
The judge has ruled in her favor. Congratulations on the marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124361
How would you even do that if you don't know how to escape yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124024
Right now I am not talking about a story but art that has already been commissioned and delivered. But Im seeing if I can add a background to it, some heart shapes and text to make it clear it is happening in the RPG Werecat forest and the Amazoness dance is casting a Day of Rejoicing on the spot, with the cats. About stories I want to have one commissioned but Medusafag is closed and Yananon disappeared and I dont know of anyone else that is good and takes on commissions. Magus Anon hinted he was open to my inquiry, so I will hit him up when I am done posting my Amazon waifu art. If its Magus I am thinking about a story where I meet my Dragon waifu Marietta, or one where Anon becomes the slutboy and husbands of some of the bouncers or a particular bouncer at his Mana Cavana nightclub story, after all we are never told why, at large, bouncers never jump at men unlike the clients so that story would address that. I was also thinking about a story where Anon who likes stronger women is salty about Lizardwomen liking stronger men, he gets into a verbal fight with a Lizardman about that where they both realize they look for the same thing so they enter a deal where Anon will matchmake her with a warrior or hero and she will matchmake him with a strong warrior MG. But each time she is about to matchmake Anon she gets salty pulls out on the excuse of "the woman I will set you with has to be stronger than me or the deal wouldnt be fair!". This leads to a series of events where she inexplicably runs through Dragons and overall gets way stronger than she should be and no MG can fulfill that requirement, she realizes that she is in love with Anon which made her push past her limits and rapes me/him instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124362
But that's not fair! I don't want some thuggish oaf that steals my food and likely can't even cook for a wife! That's it, I'm going to an Order City and starting a new life!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124024
Right now I am not talking about a story but art that has already been commissioned and delivered. But Im seeing if I can add a background to it, some heart shapes and text to make it clear it is happening in the RPG Werecat forest and the Amazoness dance is casting a Day of Rejoicing on the spot, with the cats. About stories I want to have one commissioned but Medusafag is closed and Yananon disappeared and I dont know of anyone else that is good and takes on commissions. Magus Anon hinted he was open to my inquiry, so I will hit him up when I am done posting my Amazon waifu art. If its Magus I am thinking about a story where I meet my Dragon waifu Marietta, or one where Anon becomes the slutboy and husbands of some of the bouncers or a particular bouncer at his Mana Cavana nightclub story, after all we are never told why, at large, bouncers never jump at men unlike the clients so that story would address that. I was also thinking about a story where Anon who likes stronger women is salty about Lizardwomen liking stronger men, he gets into a verbal fight with a Lizardman about that where they both realize they look for the same thing so they enter a deal where Anon will matchmake her with a warrior or hero and she will matchmake him with a strong warrior MG. But each time she is about to matchmake Anon she gets salty pulls out on the excuse of "the woman I will set you with has to be stronger than me or the deal wouldnt be fair!". This leads to a series of events where she inexplicably runs through Dragons and overall gets way stronger than she should be and no MG can fulfill that requirement, she realizes that she is in love with Anon which made her push past her limits and rapes me/him instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124391
Faggot

[Anonymous No.]

Consider clothing entrapment but the lower half of the female body

[Anonymous No.]

im going to the mist contient to meet the ever brilliant and ever wise lady Sǐwáng tíshēng zhě, from the court of the blossoming death from the undead clan of the mist. and learn how to make jiangshis so I can have a jiangshi harem as well as maybe woo her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124426
Like tied to their thigh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124426
snek propaganda

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124258
>be Anon
>order pizza with "extra anchovies"
>knock on door
>one pizza, two delivery mamonos
>turn one pizza into two creampies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124442
>It's just a regular Lich in a qipao
>Has you meet her Jiangshi daughters and find the ones that are right for you
>afterwards gives you files on the daughters you married which have their names, likes/dislikes and a book full of things to write on their seals depending on the occasion and a book about massage techniques
>tells you to come by at least once a year so she can see her grandkids

[Anonymous No.]

I forgot how much fun it was to write.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124466
Miss Lich really is devoted to her daughters. When is she gonna find the right man so they can have an equally devoted father and some Lich sisters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124490
Don't worry. The Zombies have devised a plan with Necromancer Anon's Zombies to get daddy and mommy to get together. It involves crying. Lots of crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124391
Dont take the bait and reply to 24319 abd give him (yous). Its either Mick trying to stir shit again, the guy from the other thread triggered about Neets marrying Lilims or one of those maledomfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124510
Maledomfag are truly a blight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124453
>Anon rings noodle shop for a delivery
>Orders Oyakodon and Fried Tofu
>hears "ara ara" as the shop takes his address

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124523
>an older fox shows up with her daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124523
>>45124529
Cease this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124529
Anon doesn't understand how foxes get daughters
>>---> Ms.Haku's remedial sex-ed class

>*shop-owner and her apprentice waitress arrive at Anon's door

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124547
add quotes around "daughter" and it's fine

[Anonymous No.]

>try to order pizza
>kiki meido crush the phone
>she looks at me with a fierceness that rivals a jinko one
>Later at the hospital the unicorn nurse asks how the guy who has a hellhound wife is supposed to have a more intact pelvis than mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124555
Kiki needs vacation correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124391
This post is so fucking gay, i can sense the aids the poster most likely has

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124521
Some are nice. Its just some extremists shaming anons that like femdom or even just muscle or bigger girls.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124566
No, rope them all, especially the surrender french nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124547
>>45124554
rude! Inari love their Kitsune-tsuki converts just as much as their other daughters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124510
>>45124521
>>45124573
Nope maledom is based and natural, its literally what god wanted
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.]

All of you are babies and probably have that one fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>Grow up raised by single momster
>Leave home "looking to make a life and find love"
>Bell rings
>Human soldier woman carrying you in her arms with the intent of handing you to momster
>"Mam, you forgot to teach your "baby" how to live like an adult and do teamwork. He cant cook or wash his own clothes"

What race is your momster and how would she react?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124587
I have at least 10 major ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>order pizza in Winterstown
>the White Horn delivery girl stands outside your window like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124587
What fetish?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124573
Surrender and maledom doesnt seem to go in hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124601
It was just to insult the disgusting frog who most likely still hang here

[Anonymous No.]

>An ancient evil awakens

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124597
Baby diaper mental deaging fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124391
I almost puked reading this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124547
>>45124554
Either way, the only thing better than mother-daughter wincest foreplay is mother-daughter wincest foreplay while sharing spicy noodles and tofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124594
Before or after delivering the pizza?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124510
>the guy from the other thread triggered about Neets marrying Lilims or one of those maledomfags.
The former, and the really aggressive and shitposty maledomfag, and some of the femdomfags that "argue" with him, and (>>45124419, >>45124521, >>45124564, >>45124573, >>45124584, >>45124609) are all the same guy shitting up the thread with his falseflagging, spamming and samefagging. Possibly the mick or one of the raid discord tards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124608
So literally femdomfags

[Anonymous No.]

If someone ever says that monsters are impossible to defeat show them this.

https://twitter.com/fumm31051/status/1719665585037230294

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124616
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124616
Naw there’s at least three of us, I just know there be some weird motherfuckers, of course they won’t admit it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124619
https://youtu.be/NGg_7OhyGCM?si=BVnduARughJc57-r

[Anonymous No.]

What are you idiots screaming about now

[Anonymous No.]

He threw in the fishing rod boys its over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124623
Domesticated

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124623
Or this could just be what happened precisely because he could not defeat him. "Fuck us or fight us... and get fucked up in the bad way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124638
>he could not defeat him
>HIM
Who the fuck is him?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124612
Probably after, no Anon wants frozen pizza.
>Anon eats delivered pizza
>looks out window
>invite her inside for "dessert"
>hfw Anon actually eats her 'dessert pie' until she's begging for extra-sausage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124612
After, every pizza from Selkie's Diner comes with a satisfaction guarantee! White Horn-san has been very lonely, she's been picking up odd jobs looking for a man to date

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124607
dem big ass horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124638
The expressions and japanese say otherwise

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124631
>get yo fat ass outta bed
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124650
That's just sad, I will let her stay, it's cold outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124506
>they cry to their respective parents that the other said something that made them cry
>They both come in angry, ready to fight each other both suck at melee
>What the didn't notice is the lac of zombie daughters and rather gradually increasing pink smoke filling the room.....

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124623
b-b-but monsters are hecking stronger than us we can't beat him

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124623
Can't see it.
>linking twatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124634

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124654
>His play cage is electrified
Probably one of my favorite lines in the video and of course the drinking of the breast milk.

[Anonymous No.]

I think about a story about a lich who finds an orphan child in the wild, trying to raise him, not sex, just a beautiful relationship between a nerdy mom and a boy who doesn't know not to bite the books that mom gives him

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124709
Don't forget all the cool new tricks she teaches him, such as 'raise dead' and 'summon ghoul.'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124662
>Zombie Daughters, now Zombie Sisters all go run to play video games together until their parents leave the room
>Once they finally leave Anon and his Lich wife raise up a construction crew to build a connection and big central area between their spires
>their daughters are happier than every now, getting to hang out all the time and play with new sisters like Anon's Dragon Zombie or the Lich's Ochimusha daughters that are massive chunni's

[Anonymous No.]

I really like the "lich views the girls she raises as her daughters" headcanon. The scenario of adventuring through a seemingly empty catacombs on a quest to kill some Lich terrorizing the local village only to see her having a birthday party for her daughters would be so adorable I don't think I'd be able to survive.

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>>45124611
>Anon's delivery order arrives
>the chef and waitress don't just hand it over
>chef Foxx comes into kitchen and finishes cooking the order fresh
>waitress Foxxlet seats Anon at the table, places out 3 settings
>'mother' and 'saughter' sit down to share triple-sized order
>'mother' accidentally drops her tofu on her cleavage
>'daughter' leans in to find it with her tongue...
>the rest of the meal is Anon trying to eat during roleplay foreplay of 'M&D' eating tofu and slurping noodles off each others' bodies increasing in lewdness
>until 'mama-Foxx' drops the last piece ot tofu in Anon's lap...
>
>5-star review and the dual-wedding catering is sorted.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45124807
bnuuy

[Anonymous No.]

Dragons collect piles of gold
But also become piles of old!
Zing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124555
>angry Kiki makes Mashtah 'Mockba pizza'
>Is proper slavic pizza with 4 kinds of fish as topping
>Anon eats the Kiki's hot fishy pie
>and then Anon eats the Kiki's hot fishy pie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124626
Nah, its easy to differentiate normal maledomfags who just do their own things from a probable samefag, might or not be Mick, or at best 3 autists, doing an obviously coordinated attack on an anon who is just describing the stories he has in mind, which are not even explicitly femdom and neither has shit like NTR to warrant that response. Who also happen to be one of the few left here interested in bringing new stories and art to this thread. The attempt at derailing the thread that has been ongoing for months and shoo away the people keeping it afloat with new content so you can impose your agenda in a zombie thread with most regulars gone due lack of content, is transparent as shit.

[Anonymous No.]

This is just too much snow this early in the year.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being the dragonian mint anon and getting final say over how much the neet virgin lizards can saberrattle over their hoard sizes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124840
I wish. It's all rain here.

[Anonymous No.]

i will learn from that damn siega hag and learn how to make jiangshis!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124391
Nice, can't wait to see the pics Amazon art is rare and good Amazoness art is even rarer! Thanks for the effort anon. I hope someone here can recommend you a good writefag or Magus ends up accepting to do one of your stories. Pay no mind to the derailers.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45123010
latin american anon here, she would call you " mi patron" instead of master

[Anonymous No.]

Lately your mamono wife has expressed an interest in meeting your parents. How do you feel about? Do you take her to meet them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124969
I have no idea how they would react

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124969
>mindflayer wife
probably with fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124969
>Have to introduce my baphomet wife to my parents
Uh-oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124969
>>45124976
>bring new wife to meet parents
>no idea how to react to half her mass consisting of fluff

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>>45124419
>>45124564
>>45124609

Awww gonna cry? Don't worry hear Wurms are excellent at handling crying men but I know strong girl is spooky. So a Bogey will have to do. Hope her size isn't too intimidating for you either at least she is fluffy.

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>>45124962
that would one of many ways but where from latin American would you like to get your kiki from

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124926
Stranyah,what do you need that for? Gonna hunt an elephant?

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>>45124969
>have three wives
>one of being a wurm
>all was bigger than me
I would but would need to find a way to minimize the damage

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>>45124969
>remember watching star trek movie with parents and watching the scene with kirk sleeping with alien women
>mother mentions how they have tails and how weird it is and why would he like that
>mfw favorite monstergirls all have tails
uh oh

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>>45124988
>have to introduce a trueloli wife to my parents

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124962
>ArgentinianKiki clicks her scaly heels together and calls Anon "meinFűehrer' with a cute little handraise
>Her GrandAnon arrived in 1946 to open a Swiss hotel

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45124969
Worst my folks will do is ask if she is chinese or japanese, ignoring the ears and tail and they would be glad she isn't black. If I brought a Hellhound home it would be something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125046
kiki from the andes mountian is short and squat yet still hot and makes amazing food and is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125083
They'd probably just assume the ears and tail was just some autism dress-up thing at first, most people would.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45125118
This is disgusting. Just for that I'm going to impregnate my foxwife right on their doorstep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125118
>gacha shit image
>off-topic since you had to shop some shitty gacha fox into the image for the "joke"
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125004
Ignoring the classic joke of not asking your Argentinian Kiki what she was doing in the 40s, things would go like this
-Brazilian kiki: they have the same ability in martial arts as a kakuen and a jiangshi combined
-Chilean Kiki: if the normal Kiki cannot speak well this would be considered a blasphemy against all language, she is one of ((them)) by the way
-Mexican Kiki: narco maid
-Peruvian Kiki: the brownest of all, strangely she has more Asian than Latin features

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>>45125085
Roast Cuy is good but there's more meat at an Asado.
Not!Inca Kikis are cute but I prefer tall Hapa-Aryan Kikis.
Not!Argentina isn't just Heckhunds in football shirts.

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>>45124969
One of the first things I'd do with a monster girlfriend would be introduce her to my parents.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys this monster girl was just talking to me about how much she loves lawnmowers and Van Halen AND she’s got a van outside with free beer inside!
Score!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125151
SouthAmerican Kikis are all Megane-and-P90 combat-meido bodyguard trained.

>rents 'Creature fron the Black Lagoon' on video, is surprised there's no gunboat and firefights

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>>45124969
>Lilim and Hellhound wives
>mom will probably spend thirty minutes somersaulting around the house out of pure joy over the possibility that I'll finally give her the grandchildren she's been demanding
>dad will sit on the couch quietly pondering how to ask if they like baseball and would they like to go to a Reds game and do their dads like baseball
>will have to spend two weeks with them before my mom finally agrees to let me go home
>in Florida

I mean...sure. We can go. But I'm going to hate it the entire time we're there. Except the food. That's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125187
robetha is from colombia (my country)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123807
talk about monster girls?
Or post the same 15 images and same 15 thread memes over and over. Your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125190
One thing everyone in this thread consistently does, is fail to adequately predict the kind of reaction regular people would have to monstergirls. Especially of the seven foot hellish dog girl and what appears to be an arch demon succubus.

[Anonymous No.]

~There are Zombies on my lawn, Now they’re cumming on my lawn~

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124391
This is really autistic, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125190
>>Lilim and Hellhound wives
You're not getting either of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125231
Got to test the spirits, if she is from Satan or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125238
I get Lilims maybe, but why not Hellhounds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125231
If she got grandkids out of it, my mother would accept a sentient shoe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125151
what about one from french guiana or what ever that little country is called

[Anonymous No.]

my mom would not be all that surprised if I married a nice well proportioned cursed sword/weapon girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125264
But what about a cat wizard?

[Anonymous No.]

This dude…

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>>45125250
Encountering a Hellhound would involve leaving your house outside of going to work or getting a chicken sandwich which I highly doubt that Anon does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125184
Funny, this hag fox just pulled up next to me in a camaro blasting Jethro Tull.

[Anonymous No.]

calling a cursed sword club like is like calling her fat or obese

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125287
So anons should wander into the woods with a chicken sandwich to get Hellhound wives?

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>>45125231
No, I agree that normies are going to freak.
>I'm a Bicorn-Anon so it's going to be a public kink-shaming from all aspects
It would probably be easier for the normie world to adjust to aliens than Mamonos because most have long and terrifying traditional 'history' of being scary and deadly monsters.
Even moreso than Orderite Realms - they at least are aware of mamonos and interact with some 'good' mamonos.
That's why it's more feasible for a few monster-loving Anons to disappear through the Portals (and most are Neets who won't really be missed) than an MGE-style exchange where mamonos try to cross into and interact with normie society.

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>>45125298
the food I bring on hikes is for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125298
No. Beef sandwich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125288
>boomer tamamo
>"I'm gonna rape you like Nanjing!"
>"That was all me, by the way."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125287
I'm a Park Ranger. Don't make assumptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125288
>>45125305
Fuck off retard

[Anonymous No.]

How do I find which monster is right for me? I'm very indecisive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125300
>than an MGE-style exchange where mamonos try to cross into and interact with normie society.
That is, however, the most entertaining option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125296
Calling a Spada a Spade.
>and then 25% of Trumparts get offended

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125310
Monster girl thread.
It can't get any more on topic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125317
Go back to your shithole. You cancerous niggers aren't wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125319

[Anonymous No.]

Need a haku to help me with my fucking university work, or a flayer to rewrite my brain to be less dumb. That, or a wurm to be dumb with. Rocks could be tasty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125255
I'll be honest with you anon, we don't even know what's supposed to happen in that place, we make jokes that they don't exist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125324
Alright I’ll give you a (You) which I already know who this is. What do you think this achieves, seems quite childish if you ask me and I’m probably much younger than you too mick shit is just sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125319
>>45125324
>I post tamamo
Now this, I suspect the furfag and the fag whining about tamamo are the same person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125003
Faggot

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>>45125313
Probably more like GATE - normies freakout at the portal opening, then freakout more that there are mamonos over there.
The military gave to control the Gate, and only limited VIP visitors are allowed through under tight security - for both sides security.
>and then the normie Karens find out one of the 'monsters' is literally named "Loli" and really freakout...

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>>45125340
>poor kiki is very depressed and is even happy you can remember her
>She just seems to cease to exist until you remember shes there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125216
>>45125236
>>45125266
>>45125317
>>45125324
>>45125349
>>45125355
Neck yourself mick.

You'll never be an artist, you'll never be a game dev, you'll never be a le epic mastermind troll capable of manipulating people. The only thing you'll ever be is a turd on the floor someone is going to clean up sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125354
i bet that will just piss off most monsters and end up with a bum rush into the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125354
That you posted ugly probably human art is less of a crime than the fact you apparently managed to watch all of GATE.
>>45125344
It achieves nothing I just like posting monster girls I like.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45125368
You know those aren’t even monster girls even the most basic furfag knows the truth of what you posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125354
That's going to cause terrible diplomatic fallout on the monstergirl side. Our side may be full of retards, but the Lilims in charge are not going to be happy at all their girls getting so brutally blue beaned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125377
I don't know how you manage to say this when you know two furries exist in mge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125385
>lim of pranks gets really really miffed really miffed
>He gives the border partol a lovely little present
>A dark matter bomb in a letter she sent over
>Cue druella leading the charge

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>>45125385
brutally blue beaned? Is that supposed to be the female version of blue balled or is it something else. Sorry if I’m a little slow.

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>>45125360
The real Gate problem will be if the DLs DemonSilver magic only works on their side of the Portal.
Mamonos just aren't prepared for this shitworld.
>The other big shock of Gate is for the first time in their history the new JGSDF can actually damage 'kaijus' with regular weapons, and carnage ensues like its Nanking2.0.

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>>45125385
>lim of pranks gets really really miffed really miffed
>She gives the border partol a lovely little present
>A dark matter bomb in a letter she sent over
>Cue druella leading the charge

[Anonymous No.]

Snake that’s got cake!
As in a lamiass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125393
>>He

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>>45125397
anon, if the demon lord can fucking change gods of their world, even the abyssal ones, I think their stuff will work over here

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>>45125391
You can say that, but this is /jp/ not /trash/ even if you bring in that topic of MGE it is still a bannable offense on /jp/. You can even check the options and it’s right there. That it doesn’t have to do with monster girls it has to do with /jp/ itself. But why do I bother you’re probably gonna keep annoying everyone here for another year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125354
>>45125397
Fuck off faggot. GATE is retarded trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125359
I haven't even released yet.
Today I added classes properly, thank you for asking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125396
yeah anon didnt you know
the clit gets all swollen and painful from a dangerous need of release

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>>45125385
Willing Anons who are prepared and able to go through the Portals will still be in short supply.
Especially if they stay over there, so normies will begin to think it was all some evil trap.
>even moreso if any Orderite Priests, who look like normal friendly humans than the scary mamonos, start to indoctrinate the normies about the evils of the DL and her mamonos.
>Anons might have to sneak across or get smuggled in by 'underground networks' of human-appearing mamonos who can sneak into this side.

[Anonymous No.]

>He's freaking out again
Must be a day ending in -y

Truly an eternal battle of the autisms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125443
>tfw get shot trying to cross the military cordon into the portal

[Anonymous No.]

>Getting chased by bogie and chest
>Use Wonderland toon logic to paint picture of me on wall
>Both monsters skid to a stop and eyes pop out
>Dive at solid wall and get comically large bumps
>Use toon logic again to get a doctor uniform and wrap them up in bandages to the point they look like mummies
>Threat pacified

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>>45125408
>even the abyssal ones
Damn imagine you have all that eldritch power and are a titanic being beyond mortal comprehension and then boom you’re just a basic human male getting dogpiled by Mamonos do to a big titty succubus falling for a basic shonen hero. I would be a little pissed, but hey you at least get pretty ladies now.

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> 45125415
That's the point - Gate is shit because it's what happens when normie military and government get control of this end of a Portal.
EMG is what happens when mamonos try to come through to this side and try to fit in with normies.
The MGE best answer is for Anons who are ready to leave this shithole and jump through without letting normies stop the trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125457
Yep, this side is EastGermany.
As long as you can get through at least Unicorn medics can scoop you up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125457
ms wisp is ready to go. not like they can perceive her anyhow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125354
So basically the government cucking us and keeping us from our waifus?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125479
>normies
You mean normalfaggots, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125443
>smuggled in by 'underground networks' of human-appearing mamonos
DorkMages trying to work out how to drive a 'Free Rock CDs' White Van without their hats on
>at least it isn't a stickshift

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125457
>>45125487
>>45125499
>all the men our leaders murder attempting to cross the cordon ends up creating an undead disaster
>multiple lich's cross and enter the fields of dead, reviving and raising zombies and ghouls
>many different types of ghosts trail in their wake and cause havoc amongst the guards
>increasing reports of men disappearing from posts as ghosts and ghouls grab them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125458
truly, you are made for those two

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125527
>at least it isn't a stickshift
They can't drive a manual? My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125528
Man undeads are just too op please nerf this is pretty much hacking at this point, straight up got mods on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125528
i'm more of a super ghouls 'n ghosts guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125528
Despite monstergirls being monstergirls, it would still be absolutely fucking terrifying to be patrolling the walls at night and seeing a ghoul tear up the wall out of the darkness and grab you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125385
>>45125354
>>45125398
It is not like monsters don't have ample experience in "favorably influencing" hostile humans and their countries to accept them. Hell even the extremists prefer diplomacy over outright invasions which are quite rare. Monsters are not going to just Leeroy Jenkins the planet, not intentionally at least.
Unless they are discovered immediately after the portals open and our side knows exactly what they are and immediately tries to stop them they can establish a foothold here and then they will be extremely hard if not impossible to dislodge once the corruptive effects of their mana take hold. All it takes is a single sufficiently powerful monster to establish a demon realm. And our world has zero countermeasures against magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125528
i'd imagine wurms would be a constant yet cute threat
imagine some poor mook hearing the ground shake and all the things around break then gingerly poping out of the hole is this cute creature

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125610
We need to go wider

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125581
Our world has so much suffering I think an outright invasion would be attempted specially if countries start to try to "regulate" access to them, which they will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125629
anon, you cant handle that much cutness, anon, you'll lose yourself to the cute wurm girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125633
They would only really have to go full exterminatus on one country and the rest of the nations would get along with either an alien or monster girl "invasion", without that country in play the golem would not be able to do anything other than threaten sanctions.

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>>45125581
They will still have to deal with the nephilim menaces that I’ve seen almost daily out here. Though Druella’s mother has dealt with creatures similar, but it would be a interesting outcome of a actual demon coming face to face with a MGE demon. Since demons are more abstract and can vary alot from one another than just blue women with pointy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125651
WIDER

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125663
NO ANON YOUR BODY CANT HANDLE THAT MUUCH ANON!

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine getting fucking shot after being deemed a deserter when you were kidnapped from your post against your own will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125653
>the golem
Thats the usa right, i hope they destroy it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125670
There is no hope left for me, run while you still can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125672
>anon dies terrified
>anon sees a bright blue light thinking he's going to heaven
>he wakes up trapped in the wisp cage
good end

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125677
There are people here who are reedemable. I reckon turning every major city into mamano realms would largely fix the problem as they couldn't use their influence to harm others anymore. We are all captives to a system we aren't aware of or if we are aware of it we are powerless to stop them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125653
>exterminatus
Ah hello fellow 40kfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125683
no anon, that wurm will make more extra cute wurms and doom most of dragonia to femceldom! think of the dragons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125672
Bro thats happened for like all of history

[Anonymous No.]

>seeing people here unironically wish for the deaths and utter destruction of countless innocent people
Jesus Christ, monsters would be so disappointed in us. Monsters would want us to be forgiving and loving like them

[Anonymous No.]

Post your favorite black harpy pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125653
>>45125677
>>45125711
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125751
Some of the worst of them love jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125751
I don’t think anyone was really wishing it just people thinking of what is the likely outcome of things.

[Anonymous No.]

> >45125519
Faggots are never normal.
>go Alp, abnormalfaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125754
>black
Fuck off nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125751
communion time again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125711
Fantasy is better. The perfect setting for monster girls. You can even headcanon that warriors of chaos are just men with monster wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125768
Anon with how I've seen people wish human women to have bad ends, I genuinely do think they just want people dead.
>>45125762
Speaking of that, I think it's really funny how some monsters will celebrate the CG birthday and stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125783
>/trash/cuck still seething over Wightnigger getting slapped for being retarded that he's falseflagging on /jp/
Sad.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the most blatant raid I've seen in a while. So I guess the yurifaggots from last night decided to get some other retards to shitpost here for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125791
Normies and women deserve it tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125791
Well in a way the CG is their mother/grandmother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125806
I don't think the fanboy brigade has had a big win since the wight thing so they just keep bringing it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125818
>>>/trash/
You're on the wrong board.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's try this again. Hopefully this time with less idiocy.

Post your favorite black harpy pics please!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125551
Without their hats it took them five minutes to work out unlocking with the keyfob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125791
>muh womyn

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125834
>N

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125789
I will NOT lewd the forces of chaos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125809
>The majority of all human life desveres a bad end
Yeah, no. That's fucking awful, I get you've been hurt by people and society in general, hell so have I. Was cheated on three times, bullied my entire life, given a mental illness I have no control of that has a 10% mortality rate from how painful it is, and I still don't wish pain and bad ends on anyone who's wronged me like that. Main appeal of MGE is everyone getting a good end imo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125834
Is this good enough?

[Anonymous No.]

Musky alp butt

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125751
>>45125762

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125849
>>45125854
>>45125857
Fuck off retards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125762
>and they're going to shit themselves when the first Succubus arrives through the Portal
>same with the ragheads, although they'll be conflicted when the SexxGotes show up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125852
We'll make it one day friend. Keep trying to be a decent person in an indecent world.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah of course it’s this faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125862
It's that time of night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125853
That is a flightless harpy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125859
>muh goatfucker
Israel is losing

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when we had janitors that weren't useless faggots more concerned with jerking off to e-whores using an avatar? I do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125853
I'll allow it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125862
>>45125870
>thinks it's one person posting all this retarded shit
It's obviously a raid from /trash/ or /vg/. Probably the irish faggot getting some of his buddies to turn this thread into a dump because the mods allow and support his faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125871
Send them both more P'Orcs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125861
Thanks fren you too
>>45125842
yeah anon I think it's slightly cruel to wish misery on half the population because you've been hurt by some of them. everyone gets a good end in MGE, eventually at least

[Anonymous No.]

>>45122688
me fail English? that's unpossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125888
Yeah probably, I’m just noticing the same poor quality semi offtopic posts that show up here once in awhile.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go outside but she keeps throwing spines at me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45122688
i only desire thine most speical kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>45122688
Is she tarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125903
Just call your city’s RMGS (Rogue Monster Girl Service) and have them deal with her, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125834
We need an image of 5 Big Harpies standing behind puny Anon on a white couch.
>MGE role reversal - all five of his new harem get hardraeped

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125910
>tarded
The opposite of retarded, she is a secret super genius.

[Anonymous No.]

Raccoon halitosis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125910
her mother was a wurm echidna

[Anonymous No.]

Guess that despite what anyone says, no one likes a slut for a rival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125895
I'd rather not talk about human women at all, this is a monstergirl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125712
Dragons are just as dumb as wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125939
No one likes a slut at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125946
i like em

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125941
anon, tell me that again whle looking at the derpy wurm nibbling on that gold ore nuggets like chicken nuggets

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125940
Hes probably some leftist fag with the BuTt MuH WoMeN shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125946
but anon's sluttery is the thing of mamano legends

[Anonymous No.]

>>45125910
>Slavic Kikis speak not good the English, but know good how to make clean the house, cook the good meal, and suck hard the Anon dick.
>Ms.Haku offers to run Oral English night-classes for junior Kikis
>Kikis mis-read the noticeboard and think it's 2 seperate classes, so only sign up for one.

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>>45125940
Ignore him, he's the yurifag from yesterday. No doubt just playing one end of the raid we're getting now like with the faggot that replied to you first. Just R&I.

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>>45125965
I like to imagine cait sith are very right wing and like to dress men up in very unassuming garb in public.

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>>45125958
If dragons were smart they wouldnt be femcels

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>>45125946
I'm going to be a Slut as soon as the Portals open.

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>>45125990
Kill yourself

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>>45125994
pride is a hell of thing

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>>45125986
But do women and normie deserve a bad end?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126009
Remember pride comes before destruction, all dragons will be collared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126013
I don't give a shit, dude.

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>>45125920
>RMGS (Rogue Monster Girl Service)
What's their number?
And is there a delivery fee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126013
I don't fucking care. This isn't the place for your fucking nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126013
Many of them yes.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey anons. My apartment has been pretty warm lately, and the only real way to fix it is by opening windows. Is there anything I should do to "protect" myself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126039
I agree with this desu senpai

[Anonymous No.]

TOTAL ALP DEATH

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126039
>>45126013
>>45126044
>replying to yourself
Genuinely consider suicide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126048
>T. seething roastie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126045
Except the cute, smelly tomboy ones

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>>45126042
Genuine Demonsilver Window Screens made By the Reputable Danuki Corp. They feature Locks Though these are only able to be used on the outside of the screen due to the magic contained within them.

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>>45126027
999-999-9090 and no, unless one of the workers gets abducted by your attacker, then they charge you double.

It’s a very dangerous career, y’know?

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>>45126071
...how much do these cost? I uhh, I don't have a lot of money, and I live alone ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126086
Go sweet talk the gremlin who invented em she will install them for free

[Anonymous No.]

When you see it...

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>>45126089
Do you mean like, a real gremlin? I'm not super used to mamos or whatever they're called, just moved and wanted to be extra safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126100
Fox?

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>>45126100
Fuck off faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>"Listen, humie, us Wolves are a PROUD race of canines-*hiccup!* And we don't need no HUMIES in our lives telling us what to do, mmkay? You might have brainwashed some of us into becoming your pet dogs, but we're still thriving. And *hiccup!*- we still have a strong, big pack. So you can wave your fancy meats and bacons in front of our face all you want, but you won't conquer us. Last thing I'm ever gonna be is a pet for someone like you, and do things like sit and roll over when you say to, and I don't care how many doggy treats you have. Got that? I am a WOLF, and I'm stronger than you and I have PRIDE."

How do you respond to her?

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>>45126140
>Stroke her hair
>"Good girl"

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>>45124969
I mean, she’s basically just a big girl with white hair. The giant fluffy paws could kinda be passed off as a costume, so I’m sure my parents wouldn’t have the initial “holy fucking christ this is a monster” reaction

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>>45126100
hell its about time

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>>45126126
Thats how profile or game Werewolf should look like.

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>>45126102
Catch her on break without her gizmos - she frequents an arcade bar for lunch.
It’s crucial you get her then and not when she’s packing an orgasm gun
Then just say how cool her choice of dopants was for the glass, or how much you admire her glasses incredible hardness and fracture toughness.
Then watch as she resorts to buttering you up offering a free installation and other cool gadgets because she can’t just rape you without her weapons.

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>>45126086
About $3.50 each. Practically free and no money down installation.

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>>45126140
>”It must’ve been tough living like that, huh?”
>Pat her head
>”Would you like some meat bites?”

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>>45126179
Now wait just a got damned minute...

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>>45126177
God I love gremlins.
There isn’t a man who loves gremlins more than me

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>>45126140
>>How do you respond to her?
>"So, does this mean you don't want a tummy-rub...?"

[Anonymous No.]

halfGenie

Magic dessert wench

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>>45125946
Lots of people like a Slut - it's pretty hard to be a slut if they don't.

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>>45125920
I tried calling but they told me they don't operate in my area, something about a "Cultural Hunting Preserve"?

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>>45125354
>"Loli" = "Rori"
How is that not seen as Lacist Ranguage?

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>>45126104
Yep

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Thank god Halloween is over. Now I don't have to worry about those scary vampires stalking me anymore. Now if only I could get rid of this weird werecat that's been following me.

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>>45126157
>be Anon
>introduce his Kiki maido to his parents
>her jewel bracelets and wristfeathers just look like some tribal-style accessories
>her hair and floppy-ears merge together
>in her long skirt, any hint of her feet just look like glimpses of scale-pattern cowboy boots to match the 'RedIndian' bracelets
>white skin, Euro accent, even the way she calls Anon "Mashtah" is very tradwife
>helpful, a good cook, very eager when they casually mention grandkids
>so, a pretty good first meeting
>
>otoh, Anon's Bicorn First-waifu waiting outside on the front lawn is going to be an issue...

[Anonymous No.]

I can get you a fox, but she's gonna be a young single tailed fox. If you want one with more tails, you're gonna have to put some time and effort into her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45119347
It's a 5-for-1 deal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126190
How about 2 fiddy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126340
Home grown is far superior to any other options

[Anonymous No.]

giant cherry red oni ass

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>>45126317
Kot gossip is always juicy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126277
Well, Anon, it’s best you start getting ready for your soon-to-be wife then. Cause, if you’re in a Preservation Zone, there’s no helping you.

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>>45126340
Honestly that's how I prefer it. Same with turning a zombie into a wight, corrupting an angel, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

I see a cow.

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>>45126177
The fuck is an "orgasm gun"??? They didn't have that before the portals opened. Is there something more like, practical? I'm bad with people...
>>45126179
This seems enticing, 7 bucks is pretty reasonable...

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>>45126385
I knew I should have been suspicious when I saw how low rent was

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126363
thinking bout them giant bongos

[Anonymous No.]

>Order anchovy pizza, make sure to confirm with the restauraunt that I actually want a pizza, not sex, and that anchovies are overhated by people who have never tried them
>They hang up and dial MGPD about a mentally insane and dangerous individual at my address
>SWAT team that I'm pretty sure is just a bunch of mongirls who play milsims and LARP as soldiers in their free time break down the door
>"Enhanced interrogation techniques" are applied on the scene

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>>45126379
>"Hey anon, I heard there was some cool stuff in that room"
>neat
>walk into room
>kot enters too and locks the door
Well, something was juicy alright

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>>45126427
Glad to hear the MGCPD are keeping the city safe from deranged madmen like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126317
Something suspicious about this cat...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45126427
See this is why I get pineapple. Nothing bad ever happens with Hawaiian-style pizza

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126340
That sounds pretty fantastic to me.

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>>45126432
>walk into room
>it's literally a walk-in freezer
>CheshireWheeze.wav

[Anonymous No.]

About finished. Getting close to 6k words. First time trying to write something sexy, but I'm feeling good about this one. Hopefully will have it uploaded Friday.

[Anonymous No.]

Just let hebi in already anon, she is already gonna get in so might as well start living together earlier

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>>45126340
Putting a lot of time and effort into a single-tailed lolifox

[Anonymous No.]

I hope Hellhound fur smells like campfire smoke. I want to fall asleep with my face buried in my wife's fur and just filling my lungs to capacity with her scent.

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>>45126496
I feel like there's something magical/insidious about hellhound and manticore fluff. More proof that you can't trust apex predators.

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>>45126496
my one piece of personal hc is that my oc hounds fluff smells of roasting cocoa beans. I'll never admit this again.

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>>45126432
Oh...no?!

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>>45126336
>pt2
>okay with the Kiki, Anon calmly starts with "Uh, really Kiki is my second-wife, you'll both need to come outside now..."
>
>Bicorn-waifu got bored and is sitting on the lawn, picking at the clovers
>her horns and floral garland looks like some unusual headwear, ok so far
>she's in a subdued white blouse, so apart from Dad trying not to stare at her chest, still okay
>her plain darkblue dress and her foreleg knees under it almost looks like a normal bipedal-girl, still okay, but Anon can see they're both craning around to see the large bulk behind and are more puzzled than scared - it's way too big to be some kind of 'booty'... but they're too polite to say anything, and keep trying not to stare
>the introductions and initial conversation go well - of course Bic is used to meeting new mamonos and putting them at ease, charming them, even flirting a bit with Anon's mom just out of habit.
>M&D are both a bit surprised about Anon suddenly going from zero-GFs to having 2 smart, intelligent, adoring wives, but hey miracles can happen, so it's all going well
>until Anon's mom wants to show Bicwaifu her roses in the side garden.
>....so she stands up onto her 4 hooves...
>ohshit.
>
>Bicwaifu watches them both standing there stunned
>She turns to Anon's dad, smiles and winks, "Oh, and for your obvious question - yes, your 'boy' is more than 'man' enough for the task... Now, girls, let's go see these roses I've been smelling..."
>her Hoss-ass almost knocks into A-Dad's dropped jaw as she turns and leads A-Mom and Kiki towards the side of the house.
>Well, it could gave gone worse.

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>>45126496
she smells like whatever she was cooking that day

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>>45126443
>After they finish with me for the night, the cops throw me into holding
>The same holding cell already occupied by multiple hardened monstergirl convicts (the most heinous crime among them was refilling their drink at the soda fountain despite the obvious "no refills" sign)
oh dear

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>>45126423
Those breasts could kill

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>>45126525
dumb cat

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45126539
all the fat from the beer, bratwurst, and bar pretzels she keeps eating goes straight to her tits and ass, but she ignores anyone that tells her to eat heathier. A serious problem in the oni community.

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>>45126547
she's only dumb since she thinks she can contain (you)

[Anonymous No.]

I've got incredibly bad luck.

All of you will end up getting teleported to the MGE world. I'll end up getting teleported to a world will monster girls hunt and kill humans. Think of me, anons, when you get your waifus. I'll be on the run my whole life, fighting for my life .

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>>45126484
looking forward!

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>>45124969
>bapho who is old enough to remember when Gilgamesh was in office
This is going to be awkward.

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>>45126523
>tfw dragon wife instantly breaks the ice by landing on my parents' dock as they're both fishing with me in her arms, scaring the fuck out of both of them

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>>45126496
>have a severe aversion to smoke
>makes your sinuses burn and your throat dry
>get a Hellhound wife
>she’s great in bed and a joy to be around
>but those cuddles
>those cuddles hurt you on a deep level

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>>45126569
Well thankfully she can get some assistance in curbing your desire for the next big challenge.
Seriously all I'm saying is if a Lilim breaks into the FF14 universe the canon protag wouldn't be able to leave whatever room he got dragged into until well after he turns into an incubi and he's married nearly half the main party members in the game

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>>45126578
>"You know, I think those Assyrians did nothing wrong..."
>dear
>"Err...I mean I love to vacation in the Roman province of Syria!"
>dear, please
>"Umm...so how about that Martin Luther, what a wild guy amiright?"
>you can only feel thankful that your parents are just glad you have a wife, even if she is of questionable age

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>>45124969
Mom does not care where the grandchildren come from only that they do arrive

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>>45126523
>Pt.3
>Anon's Dad just keeps moving his head in a weird triangle - Anon's face, Anon's crotch, the Bicorn's Horse-ass heading towards the rose garden, Anon's face, etc etc
<Still on autopilot he opens the garage, heads for the fridge, finally manages to speak now he's not fixed on that triangle
>"Sheeeit, son, you're really pounding all that? You want a beer?"
>Don't say anything, just take the beer, nod, drink the beer.
>Once Mom gets busy talking about her roses she'll recover okay.
>By the time grandfillies arrive they should be alright.

[Anonymous No.]

While yes, holstaurs are indeed docile. They can turn quite belligerent if the situation presents itself. And you might think: "What's a measly cow girl going to do to me?" You'd be wrong to underestimate one. Holsts are just as strong as minotaurs, and just like their more aggressive cousins, they typically are quite tall and well-built, even if they do have some cushion around them.

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>>45126673
I'm going to rudely turn down a Holst's offer for milk, tell her I find it disgusting and how cows are only good for producing beef!

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>>45126673
But why would cow be hostile? I love cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126673
But we must wait until marriage!

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>>45126673
combat holstaur! they know krav-moo-gra!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126673
Cows are weak

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>>45126688
Someone tried to harm her husband or children?
Many reasons to turn hostile.

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>>45126675
Can she see through the snake-eyes, or do they have to talk her through where she gas to walk?

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>>45126704
>Someone tried to harm her husband or children?
Then they get the horns

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>>45126709
I've been told that's a big ouchie.

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>>45126714
Yes, they need the extra big bandaids from the nurse

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>>45126701
To hugs. I'm also weak against cows.

[Anonymous No.]

Death to everything until I am the only being left in existence, that if I can’t have happiness then no one will. Where I will be the last light of life standing tall over desolate lands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126746
>t. anon moments before losing to a slime

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>>45126746
Go to bed, Miss Wyvern.
You don't get to post cringe just because the dragons bullied you at school yesterday. No, I don't care if you're their teacher. No, I don't care that they're elementary school students. That doesn't give you the right to post cringe. Now go to bed!

[Anonymous No.]

Goat

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> >45126746
Death-Alp gets pegging-corrected by his Wight Mistress until he improves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126767
>age:goat
>height:goat
>b/w/h:goat
so mysterious...

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>>45126772
Alright you just ruined it fuck off, you could’ve just said I get defeated by monster pussy like everyone else, but no you got to add the gay shit to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126786
it was dead on arrival

[Anonymous No.]

> >45126786
It was already as gay as a troon fisting festival.

[Anonymous No.]

>32 more days until she steals you away, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126807
She better make sure her sack is comfy, many krampus sacks to jump into

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126807
Halloween has passed, it's already open season.

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>>45126688
>why would cow be hostile?
>I love cow!
She knows you love cow, that's why she's hostile. Think about it. If you knew you could rip a cow's shirt off and drink all her milk and she would actually enjoy it, would you? The cow knows you love her. The cow knows you wouldn't resist. Why shouldn't she just attack and skip to the part you both already want?

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>>45126827
>Why shouldn't she just attack and skip to the part you both already want?
Because I need to take her out on 3 dates before the cow sex
It's the proper cow etiquette after all

[Anonymous No.]

does it get easier?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126842
hold on...
those eyes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126821
wondering what life inside the bag is like

[Anonymous No.]

I don't love cow

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>>45126853
scandalous

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>>45126853
go to bed bapho

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126827
>would you?
Maybe if she wanted it, but rough flirting would be more my style if we weren't already together.

[Anonymous No.]

Keep yourself safe from goats, wear a helmet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126821
tfw no dom goat mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126874
Rowdy goats get the pool noodles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126874
I want to squeeze her softness and kiss her freckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126874
>Gah, of course an idiot like you has a thick skull!
>Whatever, I have other attacks!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45126863
>>45126865
I think I might even hate cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126974
why?

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>>45126956
I'm impressed that Succ's hand didn't break on the DIAMOND HARD scales of the wurm

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>>45126980
Through science we can deduce why Anon hates cows. What is the opposite of cow? Many think it's lolis, but this is wrong because there are oppai lolis. But instead let's reverse the word cow.
>C O W
>W O C
Woc...Wock... Jabberwock? By my calculations Anon hates cows because he's actually a lover of chubby dragons!
>verification not required
Captcha agrees

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possessed

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>>45125313
Me too just because of all the reeing of Neets, dadbods, fatties, etc. getting with 11/10 women and the attempts at shaming for not handling a "real woman"

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread

Instead, remember that so long as you tell her Thanksgiving hasn't happened yet, the Krampus can't get you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127105
>neighbors put their Christmas lights up today
I guess I'm just doomed to have a large goat stuff me a in a sack and drag me back to her cave and sit on my face. What a truly terrible fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45126980
Milk is gross

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127105
Krampus mating season starts whenever walmart starts setting up the Christmas aisle. Every year she gets a little bit stronger. Eventually they will mate year round.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45127041
>MGE Species Exchange program:
>Mamonos pack their bags and jump thru the Portals to find their FatedAnons on this side
>suddenly the 3D dating world of Tinder and other shallow online shit gets disrupted by simply gorgeous sexxy mamonos arriving and settling down with average-to-low Neet Anons, incels, and other social weirdoes
>now even Normie Chads who aren't fated to get a mamono because they already have a 3D are doing the "memeguy-headturn" at every Hot Succ buying groceries for her Anon while out with their previously top-tier Stacey who is now only mid-tier by comparison
>and mid-tier Karens with internet inflated egos are now less than 1/10
>so 3D Stacys will be seething at no longer being the top % of the tree
>even TopModels are losing jobs to married mamonos
>3Ds start making bitchy remarks, not just online, but even to passing mamonos
>DL rules on no-killing and DSweapons don't stop a Mino or even a tiny LoliSucc simply punching Stacey's face in
>shyer species may actually get hurt by 3Ds bitchiness, especially if their Anon isnt there to sort out a 3D
>yes, its kekworthy, but even with Unicorn medical care, it's going to completely disrupt normtard society
>I'd still prefer to jump the Portal myself

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>>45119347
Guys, gentlemen! I know some of you here are Shoggoth likers and love Shoggoths and would have a Shoggoth maid as your wife. But please do bear in mind that Shoggoths in the end of the days are just higher leveled and upper midrange slimes who have associations and alignments with Chaos. Shoggoths are more powerful than regular slimes, sure, but they are not completely eldritch entities with god-like powers. Shoggoths are a servant race of powerful slimes that did serve the Elder Things but they are NOT powerful godlike beings.

I have to say this as a friendly reminder because some of you all are outright treating and depicting each individual Shoggoths like they're an outright Gravemind. Shoggoths are powerful slimes with eldritch powers and Chaos alignments, they are not god like beings or Graveminds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127175
Kys = Kiki your sexx..?

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>>45127204
Didn't Shoggs revolt and overthrow their OldMashtahs?
That makes them pretty powerful to overpower or outwit a group of Eldritch cross-dimensional beings who created them.
>reject Kiki propaganda, but maybe don't eat the transformation loaf...

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>>45127218
i don't know if it was anything so dramatic. they saw their masters getting busy and decided to venture out and get some action of their own

[Anonymous No.]

I hear that if you go train with the monkeys in the mountains, you can unlock power on par with heroes
And you also get a really cool stick to whack people with

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127230
This is all true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127230
Getting harassed by monkeys or having chores called training isn't worth it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127331
Milk: Beginner, advanced and expert levels.

[Anonymous No.]

Wet cat need rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127287
Monkey business, I'd say

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127287
Wax the abs is a perfectly acceptable training exercise. You just haven't seen it used yet

[Anonymous No.]

>caught the Kiki sniffing my computer chair again

[Anonymous No.]

I'm just gonna say it!

I don't care if Polt is borderline furry. I need a Polt wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127524
>>>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127524
Tough luck bro. Polt is canonically married.
https://dailylifewithamonstergirl.fandom.com/wiki/Poltfan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45123990
love the MTG card remakes this guy does

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>>45127204
>depicting each individual Shoggoths like they're an outright Gravemind. Shoggoths are powerful slimes with eldritch powers and Chaos alignments, they are not god like beings or Graveminds!

>Shoggoth smugly and arrogantly says to a rivalling kikimora while young mastah anon is hugging and snuggling in miss Shog's slimy mass:
>"We exist together now. Two corpses, in one grave."
>kikimora just seethes malds meanwhile

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>>45127530
He can just get another kobold. They're probably all the same and I think in the manga they were all super into nepotism and exercise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127723
Great, now I'm the one who need to reassure and calm my kiki.

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>>45126874
>mamono are a lot like people, some of them act badly because they've had a hard life or have been mistreated
>but, like people, some of them are just jerks
>stop that, miss baphomet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127797
I've interacted with goats before, they're so fucking needy
>rub goats head
>goat loves it
>stop
>goat starts stomping the ground until I continue

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127797
Sucker punch that belly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127230
Don't Anons have to eat the 'magic peach' to get all those heavenly powers?

>MonkeyMagic on Saturday morning tv - but at least Sandy never tried sticking a cuke up anyone's ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127230
The "extending staff" is not what you think! Don't let them grab yours!

[Anonymous No.]

Ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45124750
>adventuring in the catacombs
>surprisingly empty for a high level area
>last boss's door is slightly open, beams of light and loud sounds pouring from it
>enter the room, find a birthday party for a zombie, with the lich you're tasked to kill giving her presents
>party stops as all eyes are on you now
>decide to play along and show some dexteritry/sleight of hand tricks with a gold coin like making it disappear from your hand and appear behind the birthday zombie's ear, which impresses her and the horde greatly
>the lich is not impressed with you barging in without an invitation though, and pulls you away to a side room to have a talk
fade to black
>Anon the Adventurer gained new companion(s)
>Status gained: Happily Married!
>New Quest started: Til' Death do us part

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127730
Iirc Polt is a generic Kobold - not saying that in a bad way, but as in most other EMG-style Kobolds are also similar peppy fitness-nuts, so Anon should be equally happy with any of her sisters or even distant cousins.

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>>45127996
>that day the horde got the best present they could have ever gotten
>a father
>even despite the amount of kids he now has Anon never forgot any of their names or who is who
>even when the Ghoul triplets wore each other's outfits and tried to play a prank on Anon
>lich always has a small smile seeing her husband entertain the horde while she conducts research

[Anonymous No.]

hhnnnnnnggg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127530
PoltAnon even gets depicted in the manga by Crabman.
>tfw no matter how big a KC-fan or how hard you suck on KCs tweets he won't put you in the game with your canon individual waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127839
>MonkeyMagic on Saturday morning tv
>>45127843
>The "extending staff" is not what you think!
Iirc the magic extending staff gets shoved into the Monkey's ear... ok, a bit kinky, but I'll give it a try...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45128066
He did that with the Baphofag.

[Anonymous No.]

Ergonomic slime gaming chair that supports your back and sucks your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45128066
>>45128081
Fuck off furniggers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127524
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

Polt a shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45128081
>not in the game
>not something we like thinking about
I cannot think of any fandoms with this level of infighting and toxicity toward each other but I bet it's a lot like vtubers.

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>>45128130
>we
Fuck off

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I wanna get under an ushi and pick her up like Atlas and call her my world

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>>45128143
monsters love a man with forklift certifications

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>>45127839
>eat the 'magic peach'
She's just trying to get my to bury my face between her butt cheeks, isn't she?

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>monmusu comes up
>immediately thread pests come out of the woodwork to shit on MGE
Holy shit, the angry autist was right all along

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>>45128254
I don't really keep up with the thread drama these days, but isn't it fair to say KC sperging out has has a chilling effect?

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>>45128254
uh-huh. Sure thing, little buddy.

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>>45127331
Cow life, best life.

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>get ready to introduce malef to parents
>"okay listen, you can tell them about dragon supremacy all you like, but don't try to get mom to drink your blood"

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>>45128348
>introduce hebi to your family
>please don't call my sister a husband-stealing skank just because she hugs me

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>when your monsterfu is so monstrous you physically cannot introduce her to your family

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>>45126705
she's on a leash for a reason

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>>45128348
>introduce vampire to family
>"Normally I'd tell you not to turn my female family members into vampires, but considering all the trashy vamp shows and books mom goes through, just go ahead"

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>>45127207
Kiss Your Servant

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>demanding monsters wear normal clothing when meeting your parents

[Anonymous No.]

We need a maid to clean the goddamn cobwebs in this dead thread

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>>45128548
but big boogs give me the big spook

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>>45128548
>too many webs in house
>hire spider meido
>more webs show up
>hire another spider meido
>more webs
Surely the answer must be to add more spiders

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>>45128653
Miss Ushi shall do her best!

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>>45128305
It did but we mostly got over it. It just took months. At peak we had an anon who said EMG had hardcore ntr but he was talking about when the MC touched a cowgirls tits.

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>>45128585
Big bug boobs...

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>>45128693
She is a wonderful maid to have. She graduated from the top culinary shcool in Zipangu after all.

[Anonymous No.]

I bought booze, earth is healing.

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>>45128745
Still a shitty spider.

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>>45127804
>be Anon
>hear about a local MG petting zoo being opened
>weird, but aight
>go out of curiosity
>there’s all types of MGs from Weresheep to Selkie to even the odd Wurm
>eventually get to the Farm Exhibit of the petting zoo
>pet a few Holstaurs before feeling your shirt get tugged on
>a Baphomet is pouting, obviously desiring attention
>pet her head
>her tail wags
>stop
>she pouts again and begins stomping her feet
>pet again
>rinse and repeat until security forcibly drags you out at closing time

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>>45128693
>try to remove ushi maid's seal while she's working
>she halfheartedly tries to stop you
>"master, stop, you don't know what you're doing"
>get the seal
>she calmly removes her maid outfit and begins folding it
>her voice is lower and more aggressive
>"fair warning, this is your own fault"

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>>45128653
>Anon hired a series of spooder maidos
>his house is still a mess
>there is a knock on the door
>a tall Kiki maido silently hands Anon a card
>a Maido Academy certified Maido
>Kiki walks in past Anon and into the dark and heavily cobwebbed kitchen
>there is clashing and banging noises from the kitchen, loud spooder noises and clicking of spooder feet
>the Kiki returns, followed by a cowed line of spooders
>by that evening Mashtah's house is clear of webs and glistening clean
>Anon is seated for a perfectly cooked 4-course dinner
>Anon goes to bed in freshly ironed sheets
>Anon wakes up to a morningwood blowjob
>it's the largest of the spooders
>she's preddy gud
>Anon refocusses his blurred vision - the Kiki is standing beside the BJ spooder tapping the back of her head with a soup-ladle to direct her efforts
>as Anon cooms, the other spooders arrive with his perfectly made breakfast
>after eating, Anon showers, and is dressed by his spooder maidos in an unfamiliar pair of pants and a soft silk shirt
>Anon follows the Kiki out into the main room, where two spooders are finishing spinning and weaving the matching jacket for his suit pants
>the Kiki smiles, picks up her bag from beside the door and leaves without ever saying a word.
>and Anon and his five spooder-waifus lived happily ever after
Always hire Academy maidos

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>>45129112
You got me a boner out of spider, good job anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Can I have a suave monster girl butler who dresses in a cute suit?
Also she's in a constant power struggle with the top maid kiki

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>>45129174
>kiki maid
>kiki maid's tomboy sister in a butler outfit

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>>45129174
>young master anon, as your butler I must insist you eat your greens

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>>45129112
How much is tuition? I have a few zombies that I would like to enroll.

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>>45129174
>Also she's in a constant power struggle with the top maid kiki
Would you prefer your butler (female) to be Kiki herself or something else like a Shog?

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>>45129174
>Master anon always eats dinner with the servants - cause he's weird.
>All two of them
>Still only one head maid though (kiki of course)
>So obviously, dhampir maid starts calling herself a butler so she is of equal position to kiki
>Dinner is always a slap fight between the two to see who helped master anon the most that day
>"I hope your enjoying your food master anon, I COOKED IT."
>"Yes it is passable kiki, but let's not forget he only had time for dinner because I SCHEDULED HIS MEETINGS"

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>>45129174
>>45129270
going to do a quick tier list of maid/butler monsters

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>>45129112
I like this, have a bunch of delinquent maids and the mastah is lax in keeping them up to task until Kiki is dispatched to get them up to par. Not a big fan of spiders but I still rate this 10/10.

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>>45129174
No but you can have a monster girl footman.

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>>45129112
A series of greentexts:
The Lone Kiki
>A travelling Senior Maido Academy Kiki maido
>no name, rarely speaks, just leaves her card
>arriving, somehow always finding an Anon in trouble
>fixing poor Anons' problems
>travelling on
>her own FatedAnon is a mystery
>She becomes a rumor amongst young Kikis
Y/N?

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>>45129174
Servitude comes naturally to demons

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>>45129291
This is not maidical advice, if you want maid consultation, speak to your local kiki hag who will recommend the maid/butler for you

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>>45128143
If you want to lift a mountain you need to be ready to endure the waterfall.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm trying to write my first story, this is the start I'm going for. I need your help to know where I fuck up since I'm a frog. Don't worry it's not grimderp shit.

"Insertion in 10 seconds" said the pilot through the comm radio.
Thomas could feel his carcass rumbling in his metallic sarcophagus. The heliporter transporting his mech suit was using abrupt and dangerous counter maneuvers to avoid enemy fire. The 4.2-meter height for 3.6-meter Width mech he was grafted in was barely held by the steel cables of his aerial transporter. The data cables directly attached to his spinal cords feed him with all the details from the rattling sounds of metal surrounding him to the firework of heavy artillery crashing on what was a great city less than a year ago. A simple mental order allowed him to check that the 30 mm cannon that replaced his right forearm was well fed, it already knew that but it was always reading to hear the positive ping.
“Insertion in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, good luck soldier” spluttered the pilot before he punched the release command.
A loud bang let loose and sent crashing the mech suit. The unknown liquid surrounding Thomas's body slowly rearranged itself to absorb the future shock. He could see the ground rapidly approaching through the many lenses dedicated to his vision. Some enemy soldiers were shouting at their colleagues while pointing at him. As he was readying himself for the impact and the soon-to-be battle a strange feeling washed over him. The mech completely fazed out of reality instead of hitting the ground. He was now floating around in a sea of nothing. It was like slowly sinking in a warm bath, something it should be able to feel in his sarcophagus. Thomas' captors suddenly came back to life and sent a new flaw of information, a pink-like energy bolt crashed on his armor and triggered all his security alarms. Before he could even scream through his speaker, he was back in real space but instead of a battlefield, he only found himself in a forest covered by light patches of snow. A quick check showed that all his normally grey and red armor was now arborist, a pinkish glow, especially on his 30 mm shells. More worrying, none of his network connections were working, even after trying all the radio frequencies used by his platoon.

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>>45129455
>Don't Hire
>Ant
>Holst
>Kobold
>Jinko
>Living Doll
>Satyros
>Lesser Succ
>regular Succ
There's more questionable positions there, but what's wrong with those?

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>>45119347
>Say "Ahhh"

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>>45129472
It would be about dreadnought-anon getting Isekaided in MGE, reaching a mamono village, learning/remembering what' is MGE, meeting a possible loved one, and going on a journey to join the magic academy where they can extract him from the sarcophagus and heal him.

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>>45129472
>>45129503
It feels wrong to have a dreadnought attached to a regular person.

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>>45129518
Imagine a slime sneaks into the fluid thats inside that shit and starts molesting his half rotten corpse.

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>>45129472
Put it on a text dump website that isnt pastebin (they hate lewd stuff now), like maybe rentry or something.

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>>45129488
Ants can't handle complicated tasks but could maybe be dishwashers or junior maids
Holsts could and should be maided, correct.
Kobolds are too stupid, but could be a junior maid
Jinkos are fine if you stop them from going off the deep end during heat
Living dolls are too small and are selfish little monsters
Satyros could only really handle wines and party planning - they are hedonists, not hard workers.
Succs could work, but need vetting

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>>45129518
Dreadnought-anon will be a veteran who gets heavily injured and can only survive in his sarcophagus until mana magic saves him.
When you say normal person, do you just mean a human?
>>45129530
I will post it on archiveofourown when it's baked but first I want to know what I need to improve.

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>>45129455
Most of the "don't hire" cathegory could make for perfectly good maids.

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>>45129526
All I can say is that my judgement of your story will be entirely based on the type of dreadnought with the boxnaught being 10/10. Also consider living armoring his dreadnought into a MG.

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>>45129542
Good maids/butlers need to be competent, composed and obedient, among other less important traits.
Any monster could be a maid, sure, but it is a matter of probability and how much work needs to go into training them.

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>>45129455
>Lich maid
>delegates all the work to her minions
>Tsurara maid
>does excellent work but keeps giving you intense glares or looks like she's contemplating on stabbing you for no reason

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>>45129543
>When you say normal person, do you just mean a human?
Well the terminology he uses sounds pretty regular human

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>>45129544
It's inspired by the Leviathan dread and the original Dread but I don't want to associate GW's franchise with MGE, I just described it here as a Dread to explain my idea more easily.

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>>45129533
>Ants can't handle complicated tasks
Under the right leadership ants can build and feed a colony all on their own. An army of worker and maids, under the supervision of lieutenant ant maids, can clean a mansion in a minute.
Living dolls come in all sizes and look perfect in a skirt and apron. Selfishness can be solved with proper dosage of D., and like ants they're better in numbers, though dolls' effectiveness caps out in around squad size, not army size.

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>>45129571
Do you feel like it's wrong ? If yes why and how can i correct it ?

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>>45129572
Just make it a generic mech with cool life support function. No need to insert other media into places where it doesnt need inserting. Battletech before clans >>> generic mechs >>> Clans era battletech >>>>>>> shit > hamwarmer

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>>45129472
>>45129503
Kill yourself french surrounding monkey, no one want to see your shit story here. Not a single anon answered your question because it sucks.

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>>45129572
>>45129586
Ah well if it's detached from the actual dreadnought then never mind. desu mechs with people installed in them directly aren't too uncommon in mecha anyways (see: armored core).
>>45129591
so much better that it got killed by pokemon cards kek

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>>45129268
>Anon hired a series of Zombie maidos
>his house is almost clean, the meals are edible but bland, the sexx is a confused mess, every Zombie piling onto Anon, pushing themselves in front of the others, even when Anon is only halfway to cooming, it's frustrating to everyone
>there is a knock on the door
>a tall Kiki maido silently hands Anon a card
>a Maido Academy certified Maido
>the Kiki walks in
>Kiki turns and takes hold of Anon's collar and drags him into the bedroom
>the horde of confused Zombies mill and shuffle after them but she slams the door shut
>while the scratch at the door, the Kiki silently strips off Anon's wrinkled clothes and somehow tosses them to land in a neatly folded pile on the dresser
>Anon finally reacts enough to struggle but the nimble Kiki pushes Anon naked onto the rumpled bed
>at Anon's complaints the Kiki aays nothing, but the scratching at the door becomes more frantic as Anon's hands and feet are in neatly knotted ropes tied to the four posts of the bedframe
>And the silent Kiki leaves the room...
>
>An hour later the Kiki returns
>the line of Zombies shuffle in behind ger meekly
>even at the sight of their Anon spread baked on the bed, one look from the Kiki freezes their instinctive forward shuffle, forcing them back into a neat kine, rallest to shortest
>the Kiki marches down the line like a General inspecting her troops
>with her polished silvertop cane she taps the second smallest on the exposed ribs of her chest
>the Zombie perks up so suddenly it's almost like she gas sprung back to actual life, and as the cane lowers she shuffles forward eagerly towards the bed
>there is a chorus of disappointed groans from the rest of the Zombie line but it's silenced by another Kiki look
>the chosen undead maido clambers onto the bed and onto Anon's D
>the Kiki and the rest of the line stand and watch as she starts to grind her creaking hips
>
>4 hours later Anon is sure he has no drop of coom left but still regular prods from the Kiki's cane push the Zombie hips to keep drawing on Anon's battered D
>And then it happened. The bright glare. A renewed fire in Anon's dehydrated balls as a new unstoppable coom rolled from their depths
>As Anon collapsed back senseless, the slender petite Wight delicately wiped the accumulated drool from her lips as her agile hips corkscrewed the last drops of mana from Anon's shattered body
>With a regal voice she addressed her benefactress, "Thank you Mistress Kiki for your most valued service."
>The Kiki nodded with a slight curtsey
>"I can manage from here, when my sweet Anon recovers he can take his turn in order with our Maidos, who will by then have our house in proper condition, of course..."
>the Kiki smiled as the line of Zombies almost scurried to obey their new Mistress' unspoken wishes.
>at a wave of her cane, one of the Zombies brought her travelling bag and hat
>and with another slight curtsey to the newly crowned Wight-waifu, the Kiki departed.

*you didnt specify a problem so I picked one for a set of maidos lacking fresh brains

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>>45129599
My idea is that he can't go out of the mech unless mana magic heals him first since he is already half dead BUT that is more of an excuse to get an adventure with a mamaono since a lich could just revive him anyway (or not if I go by the magus rules but It feels scummy to steal his universe).

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>>45129472
>and sent crashing the mech suit.
kind of a weird sentence
> It was like slowly sinking in a warm bath, something it should be able to feel in his sarcophagus
not grammatically correct
>and sent a new flaw of information
flaw is a typo
>A quick check showed that all his normally grey and red armor was now arborist, a pinkish glow, especially on his 30 mm shells
sentence feels weird to read
>>45129617
I get that

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>>45129611
*naked *line *tallest
Fuck, I need to stop phonetyping greens or get a bigger keyboard, it's like Tismwan texting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129637
Thanks anon, can you provided examples on how to correct sentences 2

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>>45129472
A few things that could be improved.

First some grammar stuff. If you are going to post this on another site you should paragraph your shit. It feels like you're jumping from one idea or action to the next very quickly. This is fine in an action scene, but perhaps flesh out some of these key action beats more. It's quite difficult to read and digest everything that is happening at once, (particularly the "mech fazing out of reality", I don't know if I'm missing context but this felt out of place.)
Always aim to have your writing be as easy to read and understand as possible. Use appropriate commas and paragraphs to do this.

Make sure that you are sticking to a constant tense as well (past and present here "the data cables attached to his spinal cords feed him").
Also consider what technical information is necessary to include, what stuff you can section off with commas, and what stuff needs to be dropped entirely. Using numerical descriptors is often unecessary and doesn't add to the reading experience.

It's good you write in an active voice for the most part. You also avoid lots of adverbs and metaphors/similes, which are bad if overused.
I think your word choice is sometimes confusing. "arborist, a pinkish glow" and "flaw of information" seem particularly weird to me.

Hope this helps, keep writing soldier.

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>>45129591
>>45129571
>>45129544
Can you not respond to this faggot? He's know troll and should kys

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>>45119347

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129455
Prime - Alice?
Isn't she going to forget how to meido every day, or is it just the sexx she mindwipes?

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>>45129472
Width is capitalized in the middle of a sentence
There's too much description of a mech instead of it being a monster girl story
"[A loud bang] sent crashing the mech suit" is the wrong word order, the proper order is [Object] Verbs Subject Adjective-ing, or "sent the mech suit crashing" in this example. The other order is used with a comma, like Object Verbs, Adjective-ing the Subject (and is sometimes followed to keep the sentence running).
Generally you could use more commas, like in "soon-to-be battle a strange feeling" a comma between 'battle' and 'a strange' would separate the two halves of the sentence, the two actions happening, and clarify what the fuck is going on
'fazed out' sounds like it became part of the FaZe clan, you probably mean 'phazed out'
'flaw' is a mistake, 'flow' is a stream
Again needs more commas, this time between the 'space' and the 'but' in "in real space but"

All in all you owe me five of whatever currency the french use for proofreading work
>>45129595
I didnt answer because i was busy reading and typing

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>>45129669
the first should be something more like
>a loud bang sounded out (let loose is fine too) and his mech started falling
I think the second one has to be redone entirely especially since arborist isn't even a color last I checked
for the record though I'm not really a writer myself so my own writing isn't that fantastic. also >>45129707 is right especially with the paragraphing
>>45129708
Because I feel like it

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>>45129708
I'm gonna write a warhammer fic now just because you won't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129708
>He's know troll
Grammar mistake, should be 'he's a known troll'
You owe me one more of whatever french currency you use for proofreading work.

[Anonymous No.]

God I hate the fucking fr*gs so goddamn much

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129707
>>45129725
>>45129734
Thanks, I will rework my intro with all your feedback
>>45129750
I'm not him, It's just a cunt who screams into the void about French being bad because he hates me for some reason.

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>>45129741
Make it about the felinid catgirl demihumans and t'au blue goat-legged ayys fighting for Anon the techpreist trainee and his love in the furthest reaches of space where even war doesn't reach

[Anonymous No.]

Honestly I think having a writefag dicksword or just having the resident writefags on this general be easier to contact would go a long way in helping new writers. It'd also help with requests and commisions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129750
>He's k-no-w troll
Ms.Haku giggles as, with her unstoppable red pen, she deliberately corrects the faggot's complaint to "He's no troll".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129761
Kero kero to you too, my friend. Or "Ribbit" if you're a burger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129774
We should also all start posting with trips so it's easier to identify who we are talking to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129761
Me too, this fucking retard try to play nice by writing so stupid story that no one wants and faggots like >>45129750 try to help him fuck this thread, who cares if I made a mistake, why are you feeding this disgusting white flag monkey

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129774
Discord the chat platform leads to it's namesake, always. Make an IRC channel instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129774
No, fuck off. Don't try to use our thread as a springboard for your shitcord faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129774
sounds like a good way to kill that aspect of the thread since it'll split off a lot of content into it's own seperate community. Also would put them potentially under the control of some axe wound control freak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129761
Fucking frogs is fun.
>>45129774
>dicksword
Fuck no.
>or just having the resident writefags on this general be easier to contact
Would be nice if AO3 had a DM option, but e-mail or Twitter handle in the profile should be enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129793
Clearly at least three people want the story if they took the time to help him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129805
>>45129801
>>45129800
Fair enough. It doesn't have to be discord. Or anything. Maybe, if any other writefags are reading this, including some way to contact them like >>45129815 says would be good. Including a twitter or email in their AO3 description or something. I hate how AO3 doesn't have DMs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129793
Post content you want to see more of, then. Like monster girl images, or stories you like that weren't written by people you hate. Be a positive example for others to follow, not a negative adding on to negativity.
Besides the only true opposite of liking something is apathy, and not dislike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129816
No, they just didn't understood that he's french or they're trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129829
Frogphobic scum

[Anonymous No.]

Hatefucking the fr*gs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129816
Make that 4. The overly 'space-mareenz' intro didn't initially grab me as it's usually a sign of immature grimdarkers, but the rest of the premise sounds more interesting, so please continue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129829
I'm perfectly aware that he's french and I'm not trolling either since I like both mechs and monster girls and like the concept of a broken man being healed by monster love so I want it to succeed.

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>>45129823
>first contest was ad hoc with no requirements and the only prize was the host writing a story for you
>second contest has bad faith rules, mge setting rules, and probably some other rules I forgot along with prizes that suggest organization
Thread culture rot is real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129852
fuck off mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129852
??? what does that have to do with what he said? are you a bot or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129857
By thread I meant imageboard. You should know that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129846
Make a frog surrender and raise her white panties in defeat
Make Napoleon's Erection look like a quarter-mast with the size of your own massive 'weapon'
Make children with the frog so that France's future could be made better with your courage and strength in the gene pool

Ah, the conquerors' burden.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129860
I think I replied to the wrong post. go with this instead >>45129801

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129869
That also has fuck all to do with your gay contest drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129875
Right. I'm sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129860
He saw AO3 mentioned and responded to it, he's either a bot or a schizo, pay no mind
Post ghosts. Spook month is over but they still want a home to live in. Your local haunter will do anything to sleep in a bed for once in her life (and/or death).

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>>45129860
I think by now he's spiralled in too deep and is just a reflexive contrarian complainer.
So, a bot would probably be preferable as they can be made more selective and relevant over time, not less.
>Faggot is going to need a lot of flayer work after the portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129860
Mick is Russian and has low reading comprehension.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129880
The contest was mentioned literally nowhere in this conversation before you brought it up in an attempt to set off another verbal hatefucking with your gay lover that would flood the thread for the next 200 posts with stupid bullshit. Take it to a DM or something so the thread doesn't have to suffer you two again.
>>45129887
Not into ghosts so I don't really have a folder, have a hound from the upcoming season instead
>>45129905
God I hope the portals happen soon
>>45129926
I don't care. take your gay verbal hatefucking somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>French nigger is ok but Mick is not
Weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129938
I just assumed since anon wanted writing feedback. Either way point valid due to discord being brought up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129939
Yes because it's like comparing flu to cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129939
One is trying his hardest to make enjoyable content even if he's not the best at it or if the subject had some bad rep before.
The other is mick, a pathetic salter of earth that makes bland or crappy or worse content out of sheer spite

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129973
He's french, he can't do anything good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129349
I prefer Babushka, but I would read the story of The Cleaner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129611
come to think of it where's all the wighting art?

[Anonymous No.]

i want an mge fighting game

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130170
Whatever happened to that guy talking about the movesets

[Anonymous No.]

i want an mge writing game

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130175
that was me, i took a break from the board. the autism came back. nice that i was remembered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129455
wurms are perfect maids, dont slander them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130176
typing of the dead but with zombos, ghouls, ghosts n liches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130200
I mainly remember because of contributing to a couple of the monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130208
can she make a bed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129455
now I'm wondering what a pharaoh and apophis maid would be like

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130236
By chewing it out of rock, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130236
yes she makes the best bed herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129455
Chimera and cursed sword seem risky choices to allow to be butlers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45128048
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/113073878
near perfect snake. just needs thicker tail

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Human sperm is only safe in the care of Malefs, Hellhounds and Salamanders. Anywhere else and some disgusting snek or spider could get it. Protect yourself today and swear allegiance to the evil dragon queen or one of her retainers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130299
I will give all my spiritual power to snakes and slimes, preferably snake slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130299
ms demons been taking good care of my soul

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130299
i can find wurms easier and we both don't need some long speech about something vain, we can go straight into being loe dovey

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh butt and a photocopier - is there a more perfect match?
chesh butt and my face

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhound shit stink gross. Hellhound stinky.
Go take a shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130305
Acceptable, at least you aren't an angel fucker. Those bitches are irredeemable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130312
wurm face and printer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130324
Ms guardian angel will fix you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130324
Angels don't come in blue unless they aren't really angels anymore. I know where my allegiance lies.

[Anonymous No.]

wurmbro and bogiebro are secretly the same person

[Anonymous No.]

imma fuck an angel
but where the hell do I find one?
>>45130347
MY SECERT IS OUT OH NO

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130324
i like when ms cupid chooses violence

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130324
whats wrong iwth angels?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130358
they smell bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130367
you smell bad. stinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130247
lots of bicker and graping attempts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130375
>t.stinky angel that keeps schlicking off when she looking at human boys

[Anonymous No.]

stinky monsters do this to men

[Anonymous No.]

I'm curious about the general tastes of people here, how many of you are femdom fags, maledom fags, and switches? I'm a switch leaning towards femdom in most fantasies but maledom turns me on a bit more, but femdom fulfills a emotional itch nothing else can

Oh and no judgement by the way, not trying to shit stir

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130408
switch but i do prefer to be smaller than my monster gf

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130408
I'm a maledom-leaning switch. It's nice when things are mostly equal, but situationally it can be nice to lose control or firmly grasp the reins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130401
h'orc that stinks good

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

would you marry your monster wetnurse?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130408
femdom, I need both a mom AND wife at the same time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130448
need a horc who gets back to the gym with a shit eating grin on her face, because she knows the moment she lifts her arms up I'm going to get hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130401
Stinky monsters get hosed down in the yard unless they shower

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130394
Angels are objectively the best 'monster'. No other species is better equiped to look after lonely, vulnerable boys and keep them safe from other monsters. They always ask for consent first, even if its not verbally (erections, blushing, etc), they're all educated on how to correctly sway boys away from sinning with other monsters, and they're absolutely beautiful. Wing hugs from angels are ranked among the top 5 most comforting sensations the human mind can experience before complications occur. Angels are not 'stinky.' They smell like heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130505
The daily life of a man married to a h'orc and a Kiki.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130483
Never got it, never will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130524
We have clean days and stinky days.
Kiki gets to hose down hork sometimes.
Kiki gets to rub her ass on mastah's face other times

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130512
>even if its not verbally
Shut up you winged elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130512
Based angel enjoyer
I love the idea of meeting a tsun angel who keeps "whores" away from me, until she snaps and slowly starts to try to get me in bed with her

[Anonymous No.]

i hurt my dick and i need a monster to kiss it better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130562
I dont see what is wrong with that statement.
>>45130579
Well, the only way you could be kept safe from the whores is by having no seed left to give them, and letting your heavenly guardian look after it.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you an Alplim? I would, no regrets or question asked

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130608
Would breed and then call a faggot tranny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130608
how would that even happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130608
Get pregnant, fag!

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder what if druella had a wurm twin sister that she brought along no matter what

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130608
I like the thick tails of alps, but otherwise I dont really see the appeal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130512
See that's my problem with angels, I don't want to be safe, I want to be down and dirty in a flesh pit/breeding den of sinful mamano. The smell of which can be described as charcoal and sulfur and lust. With MD2020 Banana Red in Plastic Halloween Skulls overflowing with the debauchery that goes with such a demonic drink. And Heavy Metal that syncs up perfectly to the beat of your wife smashing your pelvis to create the next generations of servants of yours and hers dark master.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-c62u8dh18

[Anonymous No.]

>>45129611
>you didnt specify a problem
There wasn't really one. I like zombies. If i had zombies, I'd dress them in cute costumes. One of those costumes would be a maid outfit. I had a thought that maybe there'd be one that really liked the maid dress. Imagine you put it on her just to be cute, but them she actually starts trying to to act like a maid. She tries to do chores, but she's too clumsy to do them well and you can see her getting a bit frustrated with herself. I'd want my zombies to be happy, so I'd help her by sending her to the kiki maid academy so she can live her dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130671
Cool hounds in cool leather jackets

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130170
Sync animation kills are the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45127188
lmao
IMAGINE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130691
Leather and Spikes Really Do Go Good with Hellhounds. And Assless Chaps, got to have those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130691
Chuuni hellhounds that never get embarrassed.

[Anonymous No.]

The smug squad vs these jokers
two different heckhounds.

[Iron Beast No.]

>>45129823
Best i can offer is AO3 comments, as i dont check MGR DMs that often and the only alt is discord so...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45130408
can't sa what im into that much till I actually do the sex