Monster Girl Thread

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DEMONS

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, don't get spooped,
They'll nab you when you're spooped

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Smothering tiddies since I got beaten to making the thread.

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halloween's always a good time for monster art

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All foxes are asking for it

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>>45105049
spoooky

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Maledom is what god and nature intended
Maledom is just and natural

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Remember to fuck ghosts

And if they come into your house, they don't get to leave until you let them

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I know I will be tricked by foxes
And that's ok

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>>45105046
I couldn't let that festive cow not have her day.

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>>45105056
needs shampoo/conditioner + brushing correction

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>>45105053
a little boy to pamper

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'Tis the season

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>>45105023
Hfw Anon just unzips his D for a BJ

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>>45105081
>do you still think I'm pretty?

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>>45105081
I bet they rival Ghouls for oral fixation. And I bet more than a few have magic portal masks that link to cockrings they give their husbands so they can go their days and unassuming office ladied all while deepthroating cock and milking it dry

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>>45105081
>ribbed turtleneck
i want to put my head in there so badly

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>>45105095
Eh, not my type.

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>>45105105
Mean!

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>>45105056
That is obviously a ghost.

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>>45105095
I want to snuggle with this youkai and tell her she's very pretty and a good girl

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Anons help. The Undead have woken up and are dancing around singing behind my house

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>>45105081
>Pantyhose
>Ribbed sweater
>Nipples so hard you can see them through multiple layers of clothing
Would absolutely impregnate.

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>>45105110
Then it won't hurt to take her to a barber.

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>>45105035
I, for one, welcome our demonic mom--I mean overlords.

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>>45105056
Boys like it spooky

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You legally have to let vampires into your house on Halloween. It's the law.

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>>45104866
>4mon necroposting
>Literally
>Liches constantly falling for cheshire bait posted 12 hours ago
>Wights showing off their grand manors while “accidentally” doxing themselves hoping a guy will show up
>Dhampirs writing edgy posts about showing vampires their place, calling them many, many euphemisms for “bloodsucker” and it’s many variations
>Ghouls posting blowjob pics, just hundreds and hundreds of images and webms of ghouls sucking, slurping and worshipping bananas, cucumbers, zucchinis with their personal info posted
>Zombies reaching that point of being smart enough to use a computer asking silly and obvious questions like how turn on a heated blanket or how to make their husband feel good
>Phantoms sharing ideas for plays and getting into argument about about how comedies are derivative and end up cannibalizing jokes, or how tragedies suck because you can see it coming a mile away and lose interest knowing everyone is going to die, but everyone always loves a good romantic play
>Ochimusha sharing webms of them performing amazing feats of swordplay and without fail some troll always posts Dante royal guarding every thread
>Pharaohs namefagging and tripfagging because they need to feel special as rulers of the desert and constantly tit measure about everything, meanwhile non-name/tripfag pharaohs posting about raunchy desires, some even wishing to be graped
>Doppelgängers always trolling by transforming into popular well known monsters and posting deepfakes
>Vampires asleep because they stayed up all day in their coffin shitposting about dhampirs and wishing that a vampire hunter would pierce them with a stake

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>>45105157
then they must be this |----------| dorky to enter my home

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>>45105109
I'm not a nice guy, anon. I tell monsters how it is! I don't have any type, I'm too busy and irritable for love!

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>>45105164
>>Zombies reaching that point of being smart enough to use a computer asking silly and obvious questions like how turn on a heated blanket or how to make their husband feel good
>Nobody is ever annoyed by Zombies, they just think they're the most adorable girls in the world and constantly doted on
>Any man caught bullying one is immediately doxed and forced into marrying the Zombie they bullied

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>>45105157
>Let vampire in
>She takes my blood
>She takes my cum
>She takes my bed
>She takes my candy
I’d sooner let a devilbug in

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I will NOT go to the circus, I don't like clowns and the Jinko ringmaster keeps looking at me funny

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>>45105197
>Jinko ringmaster
Who’s jumping through the flaming hoops then?

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>>45105207
Manticore-chan

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>>45105067
Careful, anon. That's how you get them to become very fond of you.

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>>45105210
Feels like cheating when she can fly

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The DL doesn't want you to know this but the harpies at the park are free. You can just take them home!
I have 63 harpies at my house RIGHT NOW

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>>45105226
How do you have time to time to post that if you have 63 harpies in your home?

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>get your state provided monster wife after they invade your hometown
>she used to be a human
>a complete cheating whore too
>she's also a species you utterly despise
>doesn't matter though because muh fated mate
thanks druella

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>>45105136
Slip up and accidentally call a demon 'mommy' once and there'll be no going back for you.

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>>45105227
keep talking like that and she'll use you for target practice.

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>>45105195
how could anyone hate zombies?

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>>45105246
I could give a few reasons. I'd probably lose my temper pretty easily with one if I had to deal with the glorified retards, same goes for jubjubs.

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I bet wights are good zombie mamas. Very gentle, very patient, good at correcting them without being condescending or mean.

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>>45105268
>I bet wights are good zombie mamas.
Yeah and I'm the Lord of the Moon.

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>>45105235
>waaah my perfect wife isn't perfect enough

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>>45105268
>wight mama teaching zombie daughters the joys of walking in heels
>papa anon is there to catch them every 3 seconds
>both are still proud of them

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Go here: https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

Generate girls equal to the mode you're taking on. Now give us a green text about them showing up on the day of the portals because they're your soul mates.

Easy Mode: One girl
Normal Mode: Roll a d6 and divide by two.
Hard Mode: Roll a d6 and add one
I'm In Danger Mode: Roll two d4 and add two
My Pelvis Is Dust Mode: Roll two d6 and add four.

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>>45105275
>human woman
>perfect
Sorry I don't want some cheating whore pretending to be someone worth a damn, anon.

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>>45105301
Fuck off, I'm not doing that when you've given fuckall to use and decided to instead add all this retarded extra busywork into the "modes".

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>>45105301
>>45105312
You know what fuck it I'm still annoyed at your retarded post. You do know odd numbers exist right you stupid fuck? What happens if you get an odd number for the Normal Mode then? Do Anons just get half or a third of a monster? God damn you're a fucking moron.

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>>45105235
>It's my fate to hate my wife
Some how I don't think this is how it was supposed to be.

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>>45105246
>Retard zombie being retard zombie
>Rape correction
>Repeat till smart zombie

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>>45105324
Oh didn't you forget anon? Having standards and boundaries for partners is just human bigotry.

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>>45105157
no

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>>45105323
do you not know how to round you unbelievable retard

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>>45105331
why are you making this thing up to get mad at

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>>45105323
Someone's obviously never had to roll a d3 before. That's a common way of doing it. Roll a d6 and then cut it in half to get 1/2/3. Then again, /jp/ probably isn't the best place to bring up something that /tg/ would better recognize.

>>45105268
Former Zombie now Wight baroness and her husband adopting a bunch of young Zombie girls and raising them along with their Wight daughter sounds like a cute story.

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>>45105157
I will let ALL hot vampire girls into my house this Halloween. You can hold me LEGALLY ACCOUNTABLE for this statement.

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>>45105359
>t. soon-to-be empty bloodbag

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>>45105350
So what's the fucking point of division then you fucking nigger.

>>45105358
>/tg/ faggot on top of it
No wonder your post is utter fucking shit. Why the fuck do you faggots keep coming here? It's bad enough we have to deal with /vg/ vermin that refuse to leave but unfortunately you faggots never took the hint when your thread got chased off.

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>>45105151
very spooky.

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>>45105365
It's okay I'm sure one of them has a solution.

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>>45105367
what the fuck are you talking about. genuinely what the fuck are you talking about. what do you mean 'what's the point of division if you round'. you colossal fucking pig-brained idiot. people don't exist as fucking FRACTIONS. find a brain and use it! use your common sense!

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>>45105377
Uh...what does VampMilk taste like?

Also, ignore the sperg.

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>>45105356
all I'm saying is that if you want a monster that used to be a human woman you're a faggot.

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How many vamps do you think you could handle at once?

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>>45105367
stop having an autistic fit and fuck off already, no one wants you here you dumb nigger

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>>45105383
>VampMilk taste like?
French Vanilla Milkshake

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>>45105377
In between vampires anon gets to be pampered by.mama vampire for a while?

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>>45105388
Fuuuuck that's my favorite vanilla.

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>>45105382
>people don't exist as fucking FRACTIONS
No shit you retarded fuck that's why adding divisions into something that's meant to result in whole numbers is retard to begin with if it's just going to be arbitrarily rounded up anyways. Again this stupid faggot who made the original post to begin with decided that it was more useful to add retarded additions to the rolls instead of giving an actual fucking prompt to work with.

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>>45105385
you made it up, though. there is no 'state provided monster wife'. that's not canon. it's not even threadcanon. in your first post you imagined that and then you imagined that you got an imaginary wife you didn't like from that, and then you got angry about it. at the thing you imagined.

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>>45105386
At least 4 before we start getting pretty esoteric with feeding locations.
>>45105389
The Vamp society went through long talks with the Cows to acquire milk cycle tech. They gotta use it.

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>>45105387
>>>/tg/
Go back.

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>>45105395
Are you genuinely retarded? How did you graduate high school?

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>>45105403
Kill yourself you stupid fucking nigger.

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>>45105396
>>45105403
Stop responding to him. I don't know if he's the /pol/tard, Mick or one of the other shitposting spergs but he's not going to stop unless he's ignored. Ignore him and post/discuss monster girls.

>>45105386
Two. I've got two hands for holding. It'd be hot to have two Vamp girls sprawled on top of me and just feasting as they grind their bodies against mine and slowly edge me.

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>Anon buys a suit of armor
>Shopkeep thinks it's for some paladin roleplay with the missus
>In actuality it's so he doesn't have to worry about getting sniped by dire manticore spines while he goes about his day
>And also paladin roleplay with the missus

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>>45105418
>outsider faggot trying to involve himself in a thread he has no place being in to begin with
Go back to wherever you people came from

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>>45105419
>doesn't have to worry about getting sniped by dire manticore spines while he goes about his day
That's not how monsters work though unless you're a cheating faggot or you get off to your wife fucking other women

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>>45105419
>anon is grocery shipping in his armor
>hear a loud thunk thunk thunk thunk...
>see a bunch of manticore spines lying on the ground
>distant dire manticore shakes her fist at him while shouting "Next time, Anon!!!"
>anon can only chuckle at his wife's antics

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>>45105398
>be getting gangbanged by your vampire wives again
>let go every half hour or so to recharge with mama vamp
>lets you drink from her for a little while, cooing and telling you what a good job you've been doing
>clears your head and resolves any blood loss issues
>after everyone else is done you're given to her and you spend a few more hours together drinking from her while she gently grinds into you
>fall asleep with her
>wake up
>start again

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>>45105445
>>let go every half hour or so to recharge with mama vamp
Better not be implying what I think you're implying.

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>>45105448
I'm not sure what you could possibly mean.

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>>45105445
surely mama vamp is queen of this harem right?

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>>45105453
they don't call her mama for nothing! she's not actually their mother. that would be weird.

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Soon

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>>45105452
Either Anon is fucking his kids or those vamps better be adopted.

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>>45105462
I... don't follow...?
Even if you took 'mama' literally, wouldn't that make them his sisters?

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>>45105445
LIVING THE DREAM BABY
211242152211 VAMPIRE WIVES
I AM MR.BLOODBAG
1987 STILL THE BEST

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Lilims are Dorks. Total Dorks. Dorks who write fan fiction. Dorks who build cheesy dioramas. Dorks who create board games that they try and fail to sell on Montsy. Dorks who crochet costumes for their pets. Dorks who disguise themselves and seriously LARP.

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>>45105466
>I... don't follow...?
you're either playing dumb or just being disingenuous.
>wouldn't that make them his sisters?
i'm going with the latter

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>>45105481
>Lilims are Dorks
...and that's a good thing!

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>>45105481
Some more than others

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>>45105398
>>45105418
If you can't handle at least 6 bloodsuckers every night you aren't trying hard enough.

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>>45105481
>>45105489
>>45105492
Lilims are only reserved for the top 0.1% of men. Do you honestly think a fucking LILIM would go for some shlub that can likely barely even fight and posts on imageboards all day?

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>>45105501
yes.

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>>45105501
umm...yea?

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>>45105481
>>45105489
I bet my fan fiction gets more likes than hers!

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>>45105501
Yeah, I bet she runs a D&D game as well.

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>>45105504
>>45105508
>>45105520
There's delusional and then there's whatever the fuck this is. People that post here would be a fucking embarrassment to a higher class monster girl especially a daughter of the fucking Demon Lord.

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>>45105481
>Dorks who disguise themselves and seriously LARP.
Isn't that just how all fights in mge are? You dress up in chuuni armor and go out with a weapon that's less dangerous than a wiffle bat. When everyones' weapon is made out of demon realm metal, isn't all battle just larping?

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>>45105535
she's not gonna fuck you anon. or, she will, despite the fact that you're a pathetic channie like the rest of us

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Spooky Dormouse...

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>>45105535
But the high-level, legendary Monster Girl being paired with regular Human Anon is cute and funny.

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Stop responding to the obvious bait. And to the sperg, if you really want to shitpost you're better off going somewhere like /pol/, /k/ or even fucking /ck/ to troll. You get better reactions there and the moderators are even more useless there than they are here.

>>45105540
We're talking our world LARPing. The other monster girls and their husbands don't understand why these strangers are insisting on using weird foam weapons and armor but at the end of the day they're also Dorks and find it fun.

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>>45105520
To be fair you need a fairly high IQ to play her campaign

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>>45105543
>she could be sleeping in your bed right now
SCARY

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>>45105546
What if Anon just plays Barbarian and instead of solving her intricate dungeon puzzles, traps and encounters he just brute forces them successfully until the end of the campaign?

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>Your Demon roommate wakes you up at 3am

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>>45105546
>join Lilim's D&D campaign
>first session is eight hours long, six of which is spent trying to bypass the first puzzle which is so elaborate each step of the nine step unlocking process for the door has to be carefully noted
>there's a treasure chest!
>it's a Mimic, TPK

She doesn't pull any punches.

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>>45105553
>go to bed after shitposting on 4mon
>find a lump under your covers
>oh no
>slowly get closer and peek under the covers
>it's just a sheep
>she yawns and says "She's over there"
>points to the corner of the bed with a smaller lump
>lift it up and reveal it to be a (not so) spooky mouse

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>>45105542
>she's not gonna fuck you anon.
No shit faggot. I just don't pretend like I'd have a shot with a Lilim despite my only "qualities" are being able to cook something without burning the house down and a bit of DIY experience.

>>45105544
Sure it's "funny" but it wouldn't ever actually happen if portals opened. Could you fucking imagine a Wight or a Lilim taking her shlub husband to a royal event and he's just sitting in the fucking corner somewhere playing on his phone or some video game console he brought with him? Or introducing himself as a retail or IT worker when other women went for knights, lords or CEOs? It'd be so fucking embarrassing being associated with that.

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>>45105566
>tfw no ancient eldritch shadow from beyond the stars gf
this sucks man.

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>>45105568
This Lilim is begging for correction in the bedroom. Her ass is absolutely doing this to get mating pressed.

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>>45105568
>Smugly places a Beholder miniature onto the board
You're not even properly leveled for it!

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Pull on a manticore's tail. You will not regret pulling on a manticore's tail

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>>45105559
Hope he brought a change of socks because there's a deluge in the Lilim's crotch right about now

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>>45105602
>She starts panting and breathing heavily after Anon tells her what his Barbarian is about to do to the obvious self-insert villain character she created.

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>>45105597
>playing a wizard

I am already a god.

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>>45105427
This is patently false. In fact, if an anon is handsome/attractive enough, and he is showing strong mana making signs, monsters will spike him with aphrodisiacs for the express purpose of making him run to his wife so they can schlick to the sounds later. It's quite a nuisance.

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>>45105587
Anon, you are forgetting something crucial. You have 3DPD brain, and you think like a human woman. Monstergirls have and do neither. Trying to shame a wight for the human social status of her husband would be like trying to shame a Tanuki for usury. It's like water off a duck's back

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>Buy a fancy desert cow from a purple snake lady
>Always goes on about how she is royalty and I will pay for treating her like a mere cow
>Probably just ornery from full tits
>Massage and milk her
>Is nice and calm now
Man those desert cows must sure be spoiled out in the dunes

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>>45105680
Multiple monsters literally test men to see if they're good enough for them. You're full of shit and just mad because you want to delude yourself into thinking you'd be able to bag a woman out of your league by being some loser that plays video games all day.

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>>45105694
You should blame her previous owner. I'd write her a strongly worded letter

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I always skip sex scenes. The best MG stories have none. Romance >>>>> Sex Scenes.

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Looks like the shitposter is projecting. Not all of us are shits like (You).

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>>45105700
You're on /jp/ which makes you a loser by default

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>>45105710
Romance is the good shit. I really need to get better at writefagging so I can write what I really crave. Romantic pampering. I'm a slut for pampering. Give me scenes of a girl's husband polishing her horns, brushing her fur, massaging her aching muscles and scrubbing her scales until they're bright as gems. I can live without the horny. I want the intimacy.

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Pirates

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>>45105710
>>I always skip sex scenes
>manticore pins an adventurer down and tears off his pants
>the man doesn't even stuggle, he just looks annoyed
>"skip!"
>the whole world goes black for a second
>manticore is suddenly at home cuddling with the man while he sleeps with her tail full of cum
>wtf just happened?

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>>45105700
And they state explicitly in their Bio if this is ever a factor. With many caveats by KC now basically saying if you want it you get it
>but most who are tempted by them will have their hearts stolen by their devilish nature. They will desire to win their favor, and try to become theirs on their own.
I hate to break your heart anon, but showing her your trading card collection and the ultra rares you stole from school children / camped outside overnight is in fact sufficient to prove your sincerity to a Wight. It isn't about what you offer, but how much of yourself you offer. A rich fat old bastard could offer her castles and armies and she could literally not give a single shit. Some loser nerd shmuck builds his dream home with her in minecraft and shows it to her and she'll be ready to have his babies that moment.

Your worldview is irreparably cucked by mosntergirls.

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One with Shog…

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>>45105716
Yeah anon, I'm sure you're some big gigachad while posting on the otaku board on 4chan.

>>45105725
Again, I don't pretend otherwise. I know I would have no chance with a higher tier monster girl.

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>>45105762
Everything went better than expected

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>>45105735
Yes, pirates.

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>>45105739
There's something cute about a posh ojou-sama Wight playing Minecraft behind closed doors with her husband. You just know at the monthly ball she brags about her husband teaching her how to tame turtles or axolotls.

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>>45105769
And at first she didn't even know what Minecraft is, but she became genuinely fascinated by it when he first showed it to her and could tell he cares about it.

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>>45105739
>but showing her your trading card collection and the ultra rares you stole from school children / camped outside overnight is in fact sufficient to prove your sincerity to a Wight.
No, it won't unless they're worth actual money. Just like with a Salamander or a Hinezumi. Sure you can be a faggot and get by at first without fighting but eventually you'll have to prove yourself to them. If the options for a high-tier monster are a shlub who barely leaves his house or a guy who makes 20x more money than you, has a bigger dick and is just as "passionate" about something as you are there is zero fucking chance. It's just how women are.

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>>45105819
It's okay I asked daddy kc a question for 5,95
>"Do monster girl love me?"
>"Yes, monster girl love you."

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I wonder if I could get money for killing Orderites.

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>>45105827
Yeah and KC is a fucking lying scam artist who wrote the literal slave owners in WG3 to be the good guys and the people fighting those types off to be the villains who gives a shit what he thinks?

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>>45105837
about five anons who are way too invested and a bunch of outsiders who show up when kc updates the patreon

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>>45105769
>You just know at the monthly ball she brags about her husband teaching her how to tame turtles or axolotls.
>Other wights quietly seethe their anons only car about the ROI on activities and say hobbies are for poor people.

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>mick circlejerking with another retarded shitposter
I swear early euro morning is the worst timezone for this thread

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>>45105819
>Bigger dick
literally irrelevant, newfag
>"passionate"
So not actually passionate, next
>20x more money than you
This matters to monstergirls, how exactly?

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>>45105857
You just wish you had cool friends in the thread.

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>>45105865
>This matters to monstergirls, how exactly?
Shows value, something higher tier people actually give a fuck about which is why nobody here is going to get one
>So not actually passionate
That was a quote, anon. Or did you just admit that you don't actually give a fuck about shitty bits of cardboard?
>literally irrelevant
While it's not a dealbreaker since they can just use DE to make it bigger it's still just an extra point against you.

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>>45105857
At least he is obvious. He just can't contain his anal seizures. Any update from KC really riles him up.
>>45105865
Don't bother responding he is trolling. (Or a complete newfag.)

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>>45105888
>dogfucker
Take the furfaggot and go. You're just as bad.

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>>45105887
Anon, posters here cling rather strongly to the idea monster girls don't have have requirements. Really makes you wonder

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Need large tiger woman

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>>45105896
>catfucker
>dogfucker
It will never work out.

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>>45105905
You both need to get the fuck out of here

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>>45105903
Jinkos are pure love

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>>45105887
>Shows value
You realise value is subjective, right? If anything, what's valuable to monstergirls isn't currency but spiritual energy, something which can be cultivated while married. It'd be like if being in a relationship generated passive income. Your entire paradigm is, as I said, completely cucked by monstergirls.
>That was a quote, anon
Oh, I'm sure it was. Definitely wasn't sarcasm.
>While it's not a dealbreaker since they can just use DE to make it bigger
So, literally irrelevant as I said. You're not very good at this anon.

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I like the batcats

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>>45105924
I like cats.

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Go here:

https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/

>Put reels at 10.
>If your waifu of one of your legitimate waifu races in case you have more than one, congrats just greentext who it is and describe how she snatched you in the DOTR.
>If you have more than 1 true waifu race and they came up you can only choose one, greentext an encounter with all of them and how it was decided who would keep you.
>If you waifu(s) got repeated among those 10, then you may form a harem of multiple girls of the same race. Write the greentext.
>If among the initial 10 there is a MG or several who you say "Not my waifu, but you know what? I would just settle with her." describe the encounter and how she managed to claim you despite being not your waifu or among your waifu races, she can't just take you, describe how she actually convinced you. In this case if more than one of these "Not waifu but still like you enough that I would just marry you" harems are allowed.
>If neither your waifu(s) came or a race you could still marry on the spot instead of looking for your waifus, choose any of the 10, you will enter an agreement where you will matchmake her and in return she will matchmake you with your waifu, write that greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105915
They can't only be love! There's gotta be something else in there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105942
>DOTR
fuck off and stop bringing bunkrshit lingo here

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105951
Day of the portals has been lingo since /a/, newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105947
They got strength, sex appeal, and cuteness too.

[Anonymous No.]

>You fight well, human, but enough games. Touch of Death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105903
>large tiger woman
You should be more specific. You might accidentally get some poor hag's hopes up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105923
>Definitely wasn't sarcasm.
You pretending to be retarded isn't an own against me, anon. It just means you're retarded.
>value is subjective, right?
It's not actually. Someone who posts on imageboards all day and barely leaves their house aside from going to buy tendies is objectively less valuable than someone who runs multiple businesses.
>what's valuable to monstergirls isn't currency but spiritual energy, something which can be cultivated while married.
Yes, and someone who has a higher status and wealth has better means to be in peak condition and access to more resources to produce more SE than some random anon.
>It'd be like if being in a relationship generated passive income
Which you can get MORE if you have a larger initial starting capital. Something you'd get with a partner who has more value than some random NEET.
>literally irrelevant
Only when you cut out the end of the post. It's not the end all be all but it IS a positive factor that would make monsters gravitate towards men that a bigger one along with all the other positive aspects compared to some out of shape guy that barely makes enough money to live off of ramen packages every day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105962
Exactly you dipshit, portals

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105942
>roll ten 3 times
>get absolutely nothing I'd want
well nevermind then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105972
>right?
It wasn't a question, faggot, its was a statement.
>access to more resources to produce more SE
Wife. Wife or wizard. Choose your pick, money isn't helping you here either.
>It's not the end all be all
Why are you still obsessing on the cocks, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

so what do monsters do with people that only ever feel "empty" or angry? leave em alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105978
Portals are one of the oldest canons of the thread since I have memory, up there witk the isekai scenarios. Either you are a newfag or one of the trolls trying for months to change the thread culture or the Mick himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105896
your forced memes have no power here
get royal flush'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105967
>she just boops your nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105984
You are only supposed to roll 1 and if you find nothing you want then you choose any of those girls you want and enter a matchmaking agreement, you find her a husband, she finds you your waifu. Actually made that scenario disappointing and unhappy endings proof.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105990
>its was a statement.
I know, I answered it like the incorrect statement it was.
>money isn't helping you here
Fundamentally wrong. Money gets you connections and ways of procuring ways of getting more SE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106005
Ultimate hugboxery, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105971
Hags need to be more assertive in that situation then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105992
Depending how you define it, the "empty" ones can be massive Bogey bait.

[Anonymous No.]

Good work hero! You've successfully captured the evil dragon and stopped her from destroying the kingdom! The day is saved!

...

Now what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106005
I don't have a waifu though so nothing really works with the agreement thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105990
please stop feeding the internet troll
instead feed a nice troll woman, she's sewn you a cool shirt with three strands of moonlight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106023
Do you have a dog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105972
>Someone who posts on imageboards all day and barely leaves their house aside from going to buy tendies is objectively less valuable than someone who runs multiple businesses.
I have a PHD in value measurement and you are incorrect

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106012
Just not feeling I guess. Not really a sad feeling. Like imagine feeling like the emotional definition of the word "blank" almost all the time except when you get angry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106032
I'm sure you do, anon. I bet you also have six lambos in your garage right now and can call the president of the USA anytime you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106017
female lizards get nothing from me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106031
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106035
>Not really a sad feeling. Like imagine feeling like the emotional definition of the word "blank"
Sounds like depression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106024
I've got him into a loop now anyway so it doesn't matter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106017
kill her

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>>45105993
Are you brain damaged? do you know what DOTR stands for (hint: there's no word "portals" in it)? The term appeared here between 2017/2018 and faced pushback almost right from the first usages, for the same reasons I'm complaining now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106050
That's not real though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105942
>Banshee
I actually had a dream about a banshee once. She was an artist who had this tunnel made of these painted tiles she made. The tunnel lead to her masterpiece that was an altar depicting her holding a golden baby like it was the thing it was she most desired in the world. It was heavily hinted she wanted me to give her that baby, but dream stuff happened and we got seperated. I remember at the end of that dream I was dying and I called her knowing she'd save my life at the cost of becoming her husband forever. If she's showing up on the day of the portals, then she's just coming to collect what I owe her. I already agreed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106071
It is and it causes you to spend all your money on comms of a fictional girl while asking a japanese man increasingly elaborate questions about how you can ruin things for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106067
Nta but yes it’s day of the rape, ie the day the portals open, thank you for playing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106071
How can it be not real if you're feeling it right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106071
It’s a genuine medical issue anon it’s not not real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106023
Then she helps you find one of those "wouldn't mind marrying" girls. A waifu is not necessarily a named character or thought out design, just mainly a race that has you "yes, that's totally what I would be marrying no ifs and buts" and in the middle there are those "not my waifu race, but wouldn't mind marrying if it happened."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106017
Tame her. All the other knights are going to be so jealous of my cool new mount.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106085
Well it's a good thing I don't do any of that.

>>45106089
>>45106097
Listen I already heard enough of this shit from my ex I'm not in the mood for more lectures. Not really giving a shit isn't the same as "depression" and all I'm asking is if people like that can get left alone by monster girls but still exist to hang out or what

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106100
Wait hold on none of this makes any fucking sense to begin with since YOU said to put the reels to 10 to begin with. Motherfucker I'm playing by your rules here so what's the problem? I got nothing I wanted so I rerolled.
>roll 10 again
>nothing
this was a waste of time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106067
Stop being as dense as a brick. DOTS might be /monster/ (if what you say are true) ways of describing portals, its the same damn thing. You are just arguing about semantics and just saying "these really bad guys are saying it so I refuse to participate even if its a difference on terminology". Sounds like the time of guy to debate with a Dragon of she is a Lizard because technically a Lizardwoman is a different race. The concept is the same, portals open, MGs rape us and make us happy. We just say "portals open" they simply termed it DOTR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106117
Anon why are you here in the “we want to fuck and marry monster girls” thread if you don’t want to fuck and marry monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106135
>monster girl thread
>not the sex with monster girls thread
that's on /d/

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>>45106129
Not a hard concept, you roll 10. You get no girl you want or would at least say "Meh, not really one of my top races, but would marry her still"? Then you choose one of those 10 girls and write a greentext about how you matchmake her with a man and she matchmake you with a your waifu race or if you have none a race you find appealing.

[Anonymous No.]

What elaborate bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106133
I'm not getting worked up over concepts you dumbass, portals talk is definitely a normal thing around here.
Just don't transplant memes 1:1 from a mental asylum full of nutjobs thinking they have full authority over any MGE-adjacent community and openly talking about doing a hostile take over of one such community right now. I don't want to end up having to wade through walls of /pol/shit and hitler hot takes here one day, I like this thread the way it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106135
I've been here since the /a/ days. I think monster girls are cool but I just can't really feel for them in that way and wouldn't want to be put in a situation where I'm just going through the motions pretending to feel things for them I just really don't and saying things they'd want to hear from me. I did it once and it was a miserable time for everyone involved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106175
>openly talking about doing a hostile take over of one such community right now.
which one?

[Anonymous No.]

Well I might be annoying at times. But honestly it is guys like me, or things like the Amazonessfag that keeps posting art no one here asked him for and without the "troll" elements of the thread, the thread is going to be flooded with them, it has happened before. And at least keep some focus away from this being MGE general and focusing on sex helps stem this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106160
>write a greentext about how you matchmake her with a man
why would I ever do that when I could just tell them all to get lost?
I'm not gonna set a woman up with another guy like a cuckold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106187
Fuck off Mick. This has been the MGE thread since we got to /jp/ and always will be. The only people not allowed are furniggers like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106187
ESL please.

[Anonymous No.]

What is a Korean dog dance called? oppan doggy style

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106175
>I'm not getting worked up over concepts you dumbass, portals talk is definitely a normal thing around here.

Day of Rape and portal opens describe the same shit. It is not a hard concept. Fuck, the Baphofag that is drawing a portals doujin is posting there.
>I don't want to end up having to wade through walls of /pol/shit and hitler hot takes here one day, I like this thread the way it is.
If there is anything political there, it isnt about Hitler taking over or some pol bulshit, at most is about MGs taking over out human governments, which honestly? Is not a bad idea. Not that the governments we have would ever allow free MG-Human pairings, if anything becuase they would take the lolicon MGs as a flag to push for prohibition.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that KC still released more game than Mick ever will, even despite patreon milking

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106208
That’s it Charon, back to Hades with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106195
Here is oldest cat, just for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106187
Incomprehensible gem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106195

Maybe this is MGE general and the battle is lost already. But do you honestly want the thread to be flooded by guys posting art of their waifus no one ever asked here them for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106181
MGR, they fucked up with their domain and one of the waifufags from their circle took it over in the end. Now they want him to chase out previous regulars and instill the same purity enforcement they have on their board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106234
If it means faggots like you and >>45106225
are gone then fuck yes I want waifufags back. Give me the Gazerfag, Wockfag, fucking mausfag all of them back over you crossboarding faggot pieces of shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106234
Do you even think before you post any more? Like does your brain genuinely not work? Please donate your body to science so they can try to figure out what the fuck went wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>45106225
Two years of work lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106223
But this is already hell and you are all sinners. That's why you are being PUNished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106258
Remember the models are stolen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106258
Well, no, a lot of that time went into that elf sculpt and learning anatomy. It sucks but that's how it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106187
>MGE is terrible and we shouldn’t talk about it
>>45106225
>Meanwhile I’m just gonna directly rip MGE assets and pretend like I’m doing work
>>45106234
Would we rather have actual art and discussion about monster girls over schizo furfag tantrums? Gee I wonder which is preferable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106245
I assume that is going to happen. It's already listed as a community resource in the mge wiki.
They even have an unreleased content section where you can talk about it but not post too much info.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106261
Gonna use Charon’s braid as a handle bar while I butt fuck her until she stops making puns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106282
The only direct mge character there is the cat and even that is basically just the cape and pants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106245
What are they taking over exactly? The discord? Maybe it is a good thing, since I have seen more than once communities ruined by discord. Monster Girl Island had insane potential, discord happened, dom sharkgirl bodyguard waifu became basically a lizardman despite promise by the author he would never make is "prove ourselves" to get MG pussy, then went up adding a tranny, implied NTR and implied monsterboys. I participated extensively on a AI chatbox community whose entire reason to exist was to oppose and flee the censorship by Character AI, discord happened. "Noncon" aka (monster girl "rape") got banned and after pressure only restored in a backwater version of the group. They tried to outright ban monster chatbox and I think even tried to make the group SFW but the backlash was too much. Shitcord is cancer for communities.

[Anonymous No.]

No chesh ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106343
>Shitcord is cancer for communities.
Yup, and the solution is to bulldoze it and salt the earth, not replace with your own. You get the same cancer, just in different flavors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106369
What haram fetishes did mgr have before? I know tft gets a lot of flak for not having enough of a vetting process to post content.
I can't imagine what content creators they have that still hang around these places are particularly sane if they are cool with constant purity checks.

[Anonymous No.]

Keep
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106071
This anon is right, just drink faggot. >>45106180
Personally I hope so, you should be able to be left in peace and who know maybe things will click again for you or not but at least no one will bother you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106391
The actual website didn't really have anything but the discord ended up completely infested with furries and futafags.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon living with his Zombie wife, having a wonderful time together doing things like laughing at cheesy zombie movies and playing video games together
>When she turned into a Wight however it's like she became a completely different person, now all she really seemed interested in were fancy things he had no idea about like high art or wine tasting
>Eventually served the Wight divorce papers, unable to handle more black tie events where he felt completely out of place and like he was just muddying her image being next to her
>Wight just looks relieved

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106391
Fetishes are not important, I'm not going to advocate for /d/fags anyway. What matters is that we have a younger autistic cousin both very defensive of their own culture and now openly invasive towards others and I don't want us to become the next target. I very much like our own flavor of doing a MGE thread without mixing in mental illness the fucking irish schizo provides more than enough of that already

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106499
Don't forget the french nigger too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106402
Look at her go.

[Anonymous No.]

wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106303
You're just butthurt you aren't as witty as her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106402
>Mofucore tumbles her way through town
>hits a man dead on
>he dissappears into the mass of fluff
>mofucore continues rolling all the way back home
>man is never heard from again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106552
We’ll see who has the last laugh as she get’s pregnant with my child.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106542
Ew. Smells like wet dog

[Anonymous No.]

>Live in human kingdom
>Neighboring a monster kingdom
>Every year we go to war with them
>Sometimes we win
>Guys bringing home monster warbrides
>The princess of the monster kingdom must marry the our prince
>Sometimes we lose
>Guys end up being wargrooms
>The prince of our kingdom has to marry their princess
>Wonder why we fight when peace would just make things easier
>Try to campaign for much more open trade and movement between our lands to end these wars
>Booed off stage by salamanders, lizardmen, centaurs, fallen valkyries, even a couple of healer unicorns and their husbands
>”Assassinated” by kunoichi shortly after
>Never even saw her ass before it was on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106567
well you better help her wash it out then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106542
Anon's Onsen attracts Monsters from all over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106590
I wish I had an onsen

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106590
If I see a bunyip in an onsen I would join her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106590
Anon’s Onsen must be making a lot to cover the cleaning costs for the water

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106477
cool headcanon but thats not how things work

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon is beaten by a Salamander/Lizardman
>face just goes blank, stands up and without saying a word throws his sword as far as he can along with spiking his helmet into the dirt as he stomps back the way he came
>Is never seen again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106742
Would she run after him or just stand there awkwardly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106742
Literally me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106569
What about a compromise? We build a colosseum. We can have peace and keep the battle junkies happy. We can even sell tickets, so we can afford to buy fun extra stuff like adding weird weapons, messing with terrain, having tournaments with the prize being an all expenses paid honeymoon. We can even pay to lure in some of the rarer girls and guy volunteers. It'd be like blind dates, but with gladiatorial combat. It'd be great for tourism too. People would absolutely come to visit just to see us sic a sun baked troll on some poor gladiator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106719
Wights have objectively nothing in common with Zombies and wouldn't tolerate being with some loser for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106742
Based hard work anon, never be satisfied with pity sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106750
Doesn't matter. Anon isn't going to listen to her anyways. He's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106762
I'm gonna bash my opponent's teeth in and yell if the crowd is entertained like is Gladiator.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106590
It's a good place to relax and get away from pesky adventurers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106771
>monster girl loses her memory upon leveling up
>monster girl is not loyal to her husband
two premises you've gotten wrong in the baseline. i suggest trying again, but keeping in mind all the things you forgot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106778
>done after losing once
he's never gonna make it like this. needs to go to the gym, up his str, and try again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106805
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106812
>try again
Nah, Anon is done and his family was right. He's going home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106814
even then obvious retardation needs to be pointed out and shunned, lest they feel welcome and start being more brazen with their retardation

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106805
>>monster girl loses her memory upon leveling up
At no point are Wights said to have anything in common with Zombies. They act completely different. The only reference they have in their profile to Zombies is they can become one through sex but that's it.
>>monster girl is not loyal to her husband
So why can human women become monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105301
>Hard mode
Yep, I'm feeling pretty hard

[Anonymous No.]

its the Halloween ball tonight anons all the high ranking spooks and scares will be there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106873
no thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>Of course, the monsters have various different preferences for men, and there is such a thing as an ideal man to them
oops

[Anonymous No.]

KO'ing a hinezumi and using her as a super warm onahole!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106873
I'm going to stand awkwardly in the corner and avoid talking to anyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106873
This is Halloween, this is Halloween

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106978
>anon 5 seconds before being swarmed by a gang of giggling Pyrows in very exposing costumes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106848
>The only reference they have in their profile to Zombies is they can become one through sex
Yes, you can level your low level undead (zombie) into a high level undead (wight). What do you not understand? Have you never played Pokemon?
>why can human women become monster girls?
Obviously they gain/reinforce loyalty when they monsterize. Don't be stupid, and don't go assuming that just because your ex left you it means every woman is a cheater

Like c'mon man, it's like you seek things to be angry about. You're gonna upset your monster wife with behavior like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106558
when will the demon lord nerf mofu monsters?
all of their attacks are instalosses!

[Anonymous No.]

Stop replying to the low effort bait and start talking about how good draugr head must be if they're advanced ghouls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107071
>anon doesn't have mofu instaloss resistance
It's your own faul for not buying the warding amulet from the fox vendor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107063
>What do you not understand?
Why you think they're the same when they have fundamentally nothing similar about them
>gain/reinforce loyalty when they monsterize
Why should anyone trust one? I know I fucking wouldn't.
>You're gonna upset your monster wife with behavior like that.
Why would I give a shit about something I don't have?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107079
It's not in mge so I cannot, sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107040
>pyrows whenever they see an awkward loner

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107079
>draugr
Draugr aren't really ghouls though, they're their own thing. They can turn into catgirls and selkies and centaurs, phase through material objects like ghosts, dreamwalk and is impervious to mortal weapons, but can be wrestled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107113
They're already confirmed by KC now just take a minute to imagine the techniques of draugr tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107124
KC said they're planned as ghoulwights already, and spartoi for skeletons
I think that would give every basic undead an "advanced" form?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106873
hehe, she said ball, huhuh. its funny cause its like the name for genetalia, huhuh, yeah.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107124
>Spooky ghost in a skyrim helmet
>but with catgirl ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107133
KC is shit thought and I don't really care. Unless his interpretations pays homage to shape shifting and the old lore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107092
>mofu resistance
its a scam, most mofu attacks just one shot anything less than 100% resistance, and when you do built up to 100% it triggers a scripted event where a godlike mofu monster stacks resistance reduction debuffs on you until defeat.

[Anonymous No.]

>"nyaa, onii-chan, you should worship dragons with me!"
>"The valkyrie called me a stupid cat again after she tried to hit me."
>"She's gonna be dreaming about cats tonight."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107167
wut?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107118
Why won't they leave Anon alone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107181
I'm spitballing draugr and seeing what sticks.

[Anonymous No.]

Would the "can't enter a household uninvited" thing really stop a determined vampire? What's stopping her from just camping out in front of your door to kidnap you when you inevitably have to leave for work/groceries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107201
>hen you inevitably have to leave for work/groceries?
The vampire fears the tesco delivery man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107199
They can grow claws and turn into cats that sit on your chest as you sleep and grow heavier until you suffocated. But that's not to say they walk around as cats all day, it's more a gimmick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107165
Anon, it's a simple mofu instakill negation spell. You can learn it if you want, but having an amulet means you don't need to waste a spell slot.
If you are so weak ANY mofu attack makes you instalose then it sounds like you got cursed. You probably did something to anger the mofu gods, like trying to cheat the system by building 100% mofu resistance. Sounds like you had it coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107225
>cats kill you
many such cases in folklore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107201
She can only rest on soil from her homeland, just blow it away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107201
I'll give her a face full of garlic powder and run to my car

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107211
That's assuming you have infinite funds. She could lay a one woman siege on your house for months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107289
Just borrow money from Ms Tanuki, no one likes a man in debt.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters don't really love you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105301
>My pelvis is dust mode

>Dandelion fairy
Meh.. I'll still love and protect her though, I know I couldn't say no to a cute little thing like that.
>Cursed sword
True to her name, cursed is how I feel about her. I'm sure I can make it work. I'd try to get her to leave.
>Kappa
Also cursed, I don't want a cucumber up the pooper. I'll also try to get her to leave, but if I can't, the other wives are gonna have to get the other girls to keep her in check.
>Dragon snek
Good for cuddles and vore fetish. She'll probably be wife #2.
>Alcohol goat
She's gonna be disappointed when she finds out I don't actually drink. Someone gave her faulty information about me. She's welcome to stay, but I'm not gonna start drinking just for her.
>Larper
Basically a human woman. Gross. Even worse, she practices dark arts. I'd recommend she leaves, but if she stays, it's gonna be tough to turn her into a good church lady. No satanism and no evil allowed!
>Golem
Neutral feeling towards. But if she can launch her arms like canons, then she gets pumped up to A-tier wife. She can stay regardless.
>Pyrow
Would've preferred a succ that didn't dress like a delinquent brat, but whatever. She might be fun. We'll see.
>Nerd cow
Would've preferred a holst or mino, but I'll take her. She needs to dress in modern clothes though. She can stay as well.
>Griffon
Hope she drops the arrogant attitude. If she's gonna stay, she's gonna have to share and be kind towards me and everyone else.
>Bicorn
Ironic really. She's gonna be super happy when she shows up and sees all the other ladies wanting me too. In fact, she probably showed up because she knew this and less so because she thinks I'm her soul mate. Also, the horse bits don't bother me whatsoever. I'll probably make her wife #1.

Chances of me telling any of them to leave is gonna be near impossible, especially with a bicorn in the mix, but I'll give it a shot. Other than that, I guess I'll probably be confined to the bedroom for the next few days while they all get their pent-up lust worked out. After that, yeah, I'm sure things will work out. No way I'll be able to hold a job if they all want loving. So they'll have to be the ones to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107366
>all this fucking cancer
Fuck off holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105301
>My Pelvis Is Dust Model
Lads... I may not survive this one...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107418
>Unironically pissed a post about fictional girls on a Laotian fly fishing forum
Go touch grass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107443
Don't fucking pretend like you don't know exactly what im referring to with your post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107418
A very long way to do a smash or pass post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107443
>three monsters in
>futashit
>fourth
>voreshit
fuck off and get >>>/out/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107540
I was not referencing futa in the third girl. She's holding a cucumber and has a mischievous look on her face. I just meant an actual cucumber up the butt, not some queer genderbending shit. And I said I did NOT want it. But vore? Yea, you got me there.

>>>/out/ is actually a pretty cool board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107581
Fuck off you subhuman nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107598
You shouldn't get so angry about frivolous things that hold no meaning in life.
Anyways, my previous post applies. Go touch grass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105710
>>45105726
What exactly do you guys picture when you say 'Romance'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107186
They think Anon deserves some friends to play his games with. See, they've all got laptops, and one brought loads of cables, we can totes do a LAN party, yeah? C'mon, don't you want in on this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107689
The Pyrow hunting tactics are getting more advanced. If they already know what a LAN party is, who knows what they could learn in the future. No nerd is safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107638
The thing that I cant have, the thing thats become obsolete in modern times with dating apps, the thing that everyone wrote about in days of yore but they dont anymore and every song or novel just gets straight to the fucking nowadays, but sometimes you just want that thing, thats supposed to be before the fucking but everyone forgot how its done so it doesnt happen anymore, and so describing it is a futile effort into making yourself sad, because romance is the thing that I can't have, the thing thats become obsolete in modern times with dating apps

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107736
right, but what is the thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107689
But Anon’s social anxiety is causing him to get pit stains and stammer over himself constantly. How could they even still want to talk to him? He’d prefer the loneliness over this embarrassment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105710
It's each to their own. Most stories focus on how a couple met in the first place, so it makes sense to write a sex scene as it is a keymoment in monster relationships. It's why I feel obligated to include them, even if more likely than not nobody is jerking off to them.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine walking past a full party of monsters adventurers huddled over a bit of paper.
Now imagine they lower the paper to look at you, and then back at the paper, and then you again.
Now imagine they show you the bit of paper that has a quest title on the top, and a surprisingly accurate handdrawn sketch of you below.
What do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108501
Put a paper mask on and join their adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108501
Dear monster quest guild.
These are NOT fetch quests - it is kidnapping.
thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

Royal child erotic... monster instincts and body erotic..!

[Anonymous No.]

>Teleported to MGE world
>Awake in a room so dark you cannot see anything whatsoever.
>It feels as if you're laying on cool stone
>As you sit yourself up slowly, your hands are covered in what you assume is dust
>You feel your phone in your pocket
>You turn on the screen
>Its light nearly blinds you from the contrast of the darkness
>Your eyes get adjusted and you turn on the flashlight app
>As you pan your phone around the room, you notice you're in an old, stone room with ornate decoration
>Vases, trinkets,
>Strange writing can be found engraved in the walls
>You finally pan over to what appears to be an ornate coffin made of solid stone
>The lid pops and beings to slide over
>You hear a moan
>?????

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108501
Ask who the quest giver is. I might go along peacefully depending on the answer.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108798
Cocky little ankle biter needs to be sat down and reminded that brats should be seen serving the TRUE QUEEN, not heard.
Snilf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108859
>When a big sister has to go trick or treating with her little sister.
Its both festive AND built to seduce.

[Anonymous No.]

>telling dark mage she is too old for trick treating
>she isn't even really wearing a costume just the standard mage attire
>she starts crying
Perhaps I am the the real monster here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108871
>>45108798
I wanna be the guy that runs into the epic, season-ending battle between the pharaoh and apophis where they both deal their "fatal" blows to each other. And by fatal, I mean the blow that causes them drop from sheer horniness. And get raped by both of them simultaneously. My desire of course was to get lewded, but my selfish act of horniness and desire for love causes them to make amends as they both become my wives, and an era of peace and prosperity befalls the desert kingdom. And for centuries to come, this particular day will be sung about how love conquered war. Well, actually, just until my apophis and pharaoh daughters rival each other. I may haveto lewd them too!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108871
Going to protect the pharaoh child monarch from grapesnakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108859
>Hellhound dressed like an MGE demon
There's also another pic of a demon dressed as a hellhound that dropped today as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108997
you can't give demons paw beans. it would ruin the balance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108941
>telling dark mage she is too old for trick treating
>she isn't even really wearing a costume just the standard mage attire
That was mean, the temporary adult form potion is her costume

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108871
>Snilf
Don't use that word ever again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108871
lolipophis and lolipharaoh fighting over upsies

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105481
Wtf I'm literally a Lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109040
afraid of an older snake anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>45109092
>Slave
>Hurt by slaver
Nice shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109087
Post here once you alp into one. I may be interested in marrying you depending on how you look.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109040
Snussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109124

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105023
Fox anatomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108501
Tell then that I need to put the ice cream in the freezer before it melts and get my other groceries put away first. Then spend an hour getting ready for my impromptu date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109200
Nice monster boy faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109239
>he doesn't want a best elf bro to hang out with
>and experiment with potions sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109239
Imagine biting insane irishman's bottom-tier bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109092
This just reads like Apophis propaganda. I won't fall for a snake's lies, no matter how sweet they are.

[Anonymous No.]

So when a mamono tries to come onto you, even if you are interested in her, insult everything about her.


>She goes in for a hug
Complain about her body odor, but still hug her.
>She compliments your appearance
Tell her that you find some part of her ugly and then gently caress that part.
>She goes in for a kiss
Complain about her breath. but still kiss her
>She talks about wanting kids
Complain about her only being able to give you daughters, but still breed her anyways.
>She talks about wanting to get married
Tell her you only want to be friends and that you don't find her attractive enough to be a wife, but still live together like a husband and wife would.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I am gonna "trick" the dark mage by eating from her gingerbread house!

[Anonymous No.]

>Orange
Oh yeah it's burger day.

[Anonymous No.]

You sometimes have to wonder if people can't see the forest for the trees in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108874
reliable onee-sans after hours

[Anonymous No.]

There is something weird about this Valkyrie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109378
I can't see the forest through my wife's massive tits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107609
Anon gets testy about his butthole.

[Anonymous No.]

Where is this MGE hugbox?
Is it the shipping crate full of yetis?
Can I go in the yeti hug box?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109473
it's like an iron maiden but packed full of bogeys

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109473
It’s the hag carriage during rush hour
Go on anon, squeeze into the train car between the milf dark mage and demon wearing a pencil skirt.
You’ll be late if you don’t!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106873
imma cast the faceless spell and put on a super simple mask on my face

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109473
>>45109481
>>45109491
Weird, the MGE hugbox I got was as big as a bus and full of lamias.
I'm still stuck inside.
Do not send help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106499
We have contests now where bad faith is a rule.
And although logical at first glance the strict mge rules requirement is also an overstep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109406
kind of hard to hear you too, except for the muffled motorboating noises

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109514
>have no face
>can't see anything
>walk straight into the waiting arms of a monster

[Anonymous No.]

Make love to Pharaoh brat, marry Pharaoh brat, slowly correct Pharaoh brat with gentle maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109491
>Hags so bad for groping on public transport they have to quarantine them
Lmao they check your age when you get to the station now so no hags can threaten the salary men

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109544
I love undead pear shaped brats in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109544
I will marry a pharaoh, but she won't be a loli pharaoh. She will be a pharaoh with a mature, tall, adult body with fat in the right places.
But I will also marry my loli pharaoh daughterus, who will forever stay loli for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109542
anon, you forget illusion magic exists but yeah, i'd fuck up those two spells

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109539
Not like I'd have much to say while in tit heaven anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

how would a harem of living armours work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109684
voltron

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109546
they dont mind the groping, as exemplified by the way jks and the sabbath act on public transport. its the kidnapping that they have a problem with. hearing a grown man muffled pleading for help as you wait for your next stop is a lot more annoying then some kids making lewd small talk with overly serious looking office workers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109684
Layered armor.
>your harem fights for inner layer so you have the layers on a 24 hour rotation

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109714
>This is my stop
>No it isn't
>Yes it is
>No it isn't
>Yes it is
>No it *OL boobs muffles anon's voice*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109684
>why does that man have a unit of knights following him?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mamono kids get taught about human Halloween traditions
>"You just dress up as scary m-...ugh...as the scariest things you can think of!"
>Halloween night has dozens upon dozens of Mamono children in big, elaborate dresses
>When asked what they are some of them just say 'I'm an evil princess!' but most say things like 'I'm Elizabeth Bathory of Hungary' or 'Isabella of France!' or even 'Wen Jiang, Duchess of the State of Lu'
>It's all just evil human princesses, the costumes designed with a frighteningly intimate knowledge of historicity
>A couple of Hellhounds did go as Paladins though
>And a Wurm went as a piece of broccoli

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109768
So, what's her opinion on raising an army of the undead and searching for lost books of forbidden lore in the desert?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109574
Loli body with fat in the right places > Adult body with fat in the right places

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109896
This is HER night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109896

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109768
the wurm gets best costume!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109936
Every year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109936
wurm gets a sheet

[Anonymous No.]

i bet there is an old dragon with 5 adopted wurm daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109516
>And although logical at first glance the strict mge rules requirement is also an overstep.
Fuck off mick

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110154
Skeleton girls got me send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110154
I'm tired of these stuck up rich monsters and their heels. I'm making them wear sneakers to get rid of that awful clack sound they're so fond of

[Anonymous No.]

Need wax girl inside of pumpkin

[Anonymous No.]

I like monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110422
You're a looney

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110422
Yeah

[Anonymous No.]

Which monsters listen to the Cure, the Smiths, New Order, Joy Division, and Radiohead?

[Anonymous No.]

Your favorite mamono for giving you a facial tongue bath?

For me it's kiki, hebi as a close second

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110564
Most of the undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110593
Lamias and their variants, toads and akanames.
Can't give a proper tongue bath without the right tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110625
It's not about how big or long. It's how they use it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106011
I need to see this jink pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

Selective breeding, as in our laboratory selects men and monsters and gets them to breed to see what happens. Over time certain genetic traits are encouraged and reinforced

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110625

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110629
>>45110625
judging from how much art depict them doing it, id wager that they're very adept with their tongues .

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109956
I miss greenworm anon, his art was bad but it was filled with soul

[Anonymous No.]

imagine being raised as the only living boy on an farming village of undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110740
If you want bad art I'm more than willing to provide.

[Anonymous No.]

>"...fufufu"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110740
I will always respect him for singlehandedly turning what was a mostly ignored obscure monster into an unofficial mascot of the series

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110722
Of course, but what I'm saying is even the mamono with smaller tongues can still preform well.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Tongues from multiple lamias going into your mouth at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110867
im not trying to downplay tonguelets ability. just stating that long tongued monsters have a natural advantage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110897
Cherry cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45108871
I really prefer it when they're best buddies and co-rulers. Anon being prince consort.

[Anonymous No.]

Dancing Wurms must be studied, they do it for no reason and often when there is no music, also their skin tends to darken when near prows and similar monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110012
>Mgs dont cheat
>Mgs dont reject men sincerely looking to waifu them
>Being horny over a particular unwed undecided MG make her horny over you too
>Divorce, "Im confused", "I just fell out of love", etc. is not a thing with MG
>The marriage never grows stale

What is it so hard to follow about this? Fuck I think people saying you cant even post "bad" MGs from other settings like Cathyl or MGQ MGs are going too far so long as we can headcanon it as MGE version of her or the anon posting her doesnt specify is the MM or MGQ one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110979
They dance to the music of the spheres, it's an Earth element thing. Consult a Gnome to feel the good vibrations

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111006
They can do all those things in most settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110818
I am not trying to clean shower drains living with a kej

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111009
but gnomes are womanlets, i never trust those

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111006
Explaining divorce to mamono:
>They don't know or understand the concept at all
>They all laugh their asses off when you explain
>They laugh because the idea is so bizarre and foreign
>They genuinely think that it's so crazy that it can only be a joke and not real
>You insist it's very real in human societies
>Their laughter turns to concern for you
>They still don't believe you at all; they think you've gone crazy
>You get sent to a mental hospital for evaluation

[Anonymous No.]

1000 cheshires at 1000 typewriters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111085
>Clicking is so rapid it sounds like one constant noise
>The pages are filled with overused jokes, primarily of a sexual nature

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110897
That's what I'd call a splitting headache

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111058
It's a quirk of evolution so they don't bang their heads on the ceiling of the cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111034
For your luck, whatever hairs in there might just jump out of the drain and latch on to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>mutts lose their virginity to some bratty skanks wearing cheap shitty costumes
>I get to have sex with the undead on a cemetery lit up by hundreds of lights
https://files.catbox.moe/v8g295.jpg
Halloween is shit, you cannot dispute this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111070

>But there is one person who knows full well about divorce
>Eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109714
>Be late for classes and the campus is too far to walk
>Only available mode of transportation is the MG railway as the human railways are all delayed
>Bite the bullet and get on one of the train cars
>Constantly get stares from MGs of all types
>An OL fox is pressing herself against your chest
>Some Cheshire jk is curling her tail around your leg
>A sabbath Witch is making some very lewd hand gestures at you
>You hope your resolve holds strong

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to teleport a laptop filled with every single Seth MacFarlane cartoon to Wonderland for the Cheshires to discover. There will be no consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a Kiki to shit on my chest.

I just.... i just need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111188
And then we all dance thriller style

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111234
i will show you how to escape the monster girl traincart unmarried. we just need to formulate a plan for each threat.
>An OL fox is pressing herself against your chest
your resolve dosent matter at this point. you're completely immobilized and will miss your stop.
>Some Cheshire jk is curling her tail around your leg
your only hope is that you go to the same school and can call her by name. this is the only way to make the fox give up, as she wont have the heart to deny the Cheshy the school romance that she never had. just need to somehow avoid the Cheshire for the rest of the year. also watch out for the fox at school afterwards. she is likely to spy on you two for inspiration for some trashy romance novel shes planning to write.
>A sabbath Witch is making some very lewd hand gestures at you
a wildcard. she is likely channeling some kind of mindbreak spell with those gestures, probably unleashing it as you walk towards the exit. when its your stop you're gonna restrain and silence her at the same time to break the channeling. i hear sabbath members are physically stronger than any human, so your only option is handholding and a kiss to startle her. just remember to buy some sort of divination protection afterwards.

and thats how you escape a ride in a monster girl traincart. no need to thank me.

[Anonymous No.]

Apparently 'walking with one foot and then the other while blinking and breathing' counts as the shirohebi mating dance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111431
So bashful!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45109070
Big sword for a little clown

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111481
i see they've been taking notes from the foxes again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45110897
>Hey, are you drinking sake in there without me?

[Anonymous No.]

uh-oh. You found a ring in the bread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111481
Shirohebis are so gross.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111530
>>>/trash/
wrong board furnigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111565
stop giving it attention retard, report and ignore as usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111481
>pass by people
>instinctively smile if you lock eyes
>shirohebi in grocery store
>pass by her and smile
>you meant nothing from it
>she considered it an eternal marriage proposal from your soul to hers
>get kidnapped by her when you load your groceries into your car's trunk

[Anonymous No.]

Lick imp mouth

[Anonymous No.]

The day has arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Halloween

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111720
Good grief! It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111720

[Anonymous No.]

creepy hikineet holst, creepy hikineet wererabbit, creepyhikineet p'orc, or creepy hikineet cockatrice

[Anonymous No.]

>Mamono locking up the odd person who mentions divorce and insists its a real thing
>They just laugh it off. What a strange notion!
>A joke in poor taste, surely.
>But news about divorce rates keeps reaching their ears, one way or another
>Over and over again
>Surely it's all just something that the humans came up
>A way to bewilder or confuse mamono
>It's not real...right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111737
Hot, not sure if I want to know how intense the effects of her flames are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111779
It's simple, they just need to go to that Order city that got recently conquered by Extremists and ask the people there! Surely they'll tell the truth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111737
Ded snake.

[Anonymous No.]

Large warrior rabbit monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111032
No you cant. MGs are biologically wired sl cheating, rejection and divorce is impossible. In other settings it isnt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111900
Edgy rabbits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111927
>monster
>girl
>thread
And honestly this is 4chan. I don't really care about rules for a porn setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>Ah? You must be my daughter's new friend, welcome.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111954
>>45111979
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111998
>Foul fiend prepare to defend yourself!
Gotta match your dhampir friend's energy when visiting her house

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111998
I'd tell the dumb whore to wear something decent instead of something a prostitute would wear and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Convince the barmaid to take a few sips and lure her back to your den of debauchery for a night she'll never forget.
You're a big strong adventurer man back from fighting orcs and you've got a hankering for some egg scrambling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112007
>Die monster. You don't belong in this world!
>Ara?
>Mom... The speech!
>Hmm? Oh of course! Ahem, "It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111900
Big Bunny Barbarians Bagging Boys By Bounding Belligerently. Baby Batter Beacons to these Bad Bunny Bandits. Bunnies Bounce on Boys Bananas; Babies Being Born By the Bunch. Beware the Big Bunny Badlands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112028
>>>/vg/
wrong board

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111070
This is why Country Music is considered a War Crime in Mamano Realms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112052
You tell him, king.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112065
fuck off mick I know that's you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111998
>>45112007
You shouldn't be mean to your mom. She made a dhampir, so she's probably not one of those mean vampires. Let's go bully your sister instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111850
>Monster girl interviews a random man about it
>His response is way more intense than she expected
>Angrily goes on about his awful marriage and the following messy divorce
>The monster girl is shaken when his story is done
>He just sighs and apologizes for upsetting her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112084
at least no children involved

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112090
That's technically true on the men's side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112071

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112099
Imagine explaining childcare and custody or how she will steal your children after cheating on you with Tyrone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112076
Wait did she become my mother

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111214
Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112084
>>45112099
Oh FUCK I think you could radicalize an entire fucking battalion if you tell them about men losing their kids in divorce courts even if they're not at fault.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111979
Im just explaining to you why MGE is prefered and even out of setting MGs will be seen through MGE lens when discussed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112110
Stepmother technically. Adventuring with a dhampir is basically engagement for them. Welcome to the family son. Feel free to call her mom if you'd like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112151
You're replying to the insane obsessed furfag that hates MGE, just tell him to kys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112151
It's the mick, don't bother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112032
>Die monster. You don't belong in this world!
>I am presented with a dilemma, let's call it a two sided coin. If the coin falls one way, I sacrifice myself and thus restore the pillars, but as the last surviving vampire in Nosgoth this would mean the annihilation of our species. If the coin lands on the reverse, I refuse the sacrifice and doom the pillars to an eternity of collapse. Either way, the game is rigged.
>Mom that's the wrong series. You do this every time.
>Yes, but suppose you throw the coin enough times. Suppose, one day, it lands on it's edge?
>Mom...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112198
Kain > Dracula
VAE VICTIS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112120
Our world is like a horror story monster girls tell each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111463
>go to shrine later that day for protection after escaping with your virginity intact
>ask for the local shrine maiden so you can buy an amulet or something
>it’s the OL fox from before
>this is her part time gig
>she recognizes you instantly
>shit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111737
go towards the light

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112217
Real gob hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112207
Well there's only one option left. Burn the shrine down.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna bully the OL for being a virgin.
Yes, I know I'm just projecting, but it's half the fun.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112217
Strange creatures

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112217
>>45112281
Smash it's head against the wall until there's nothing left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112174
If kc ever actually releases the game I will fap to cait sith but it will be a hate fap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111070
>Explaining divorce to Amazoness/Hellhound wife
>"Oh so we pretend to "split", I track you down in a few dates and take you and make up? I like it."
>Moves her head in confusion
>"Oh, so you try to escape for real and I just intercept you and rape you?"
>Scowls
>"So we get angry at each other for real, you LEAVE HOME for real and then I track you down in a few days and we makeup? Why wouldnt I just rape you on the spot? Unless only you are angry and I am amused. Still sounds very strange."
>"Permanently?!" What? Why? Why are you even telling me this? Are you thinking about leaving me? You can try... with its due consequences."
>You: No! You just asked me to explain it to you and I did!
>"Well you are making no sense I am just getting confused and angry... just the thought of... like I really want to ride you long and hard."
>You: Lets say its just a humans thing!
>"She eyes you up, body tensed up like when she protects you and is about to lay down a beating."
>You: A human thing done between humans
>She sighs deeply and pats your head
>"Its a good thing I rescued you from human society then"
>Still confused but not wanting to heat up things with you she investigate further and different monsters have different answers
>Ocelomeh: I think thats how the Macahuitl treatment is called in other cultures
>She goes to the heavenly
>Angel: A great sin
>She goes to the eldritch
>Shoggoth: Its when you fuck your husband so much he acquires your properties. He is divorced from her former self.
>She goes to the demonic
>"Its when a huge breach of contract happens and is severily punished in the Great Prison with the wife acting as the guard and executtioner. These are also how the admission papers for very evil men into the Great Prison are called when they are taken in for redemption attempts."
"Owl Mage: Its how human couples destroy each other. Usually the wife initiating it, taking half of what the husband own and stranging him from his children. While harsh, its actually a 100% predictor that this man will look for a monster wife."
Dragon: "I dont know but early on when I captured my treasure he brought it up. I dont know what it means, maybe its a spell word. But something came over me and my mind interpreted it as "rape me, rape me and dont stop raping me."
Ogre: It means "I want a battlefuck right now where you will hit me the hardest."

[Anonymous No.]

The undead trick-and-treaters are cheating by having built in costumes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111779
Mamonos who travel in Orderite lands confirm that Anons there often have the realisation that 3D waifus are irredeemably shit and try to free themselves.
>Boogies have uncontrollable urges to go start a Comfort Invasion
>every other mamono realises there are going to be extra available Anons
>Cupids and Houris: "Eros Vult!"
>bored Anon guard in a border guardtower hears a rumbling noise like an earthquake
>CHARGE!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112325
You ever get tired of posting the same images by the same artists over and over again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112349
Kill yourself Mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112307
Owl mage has the right idea. She's very wise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112359

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112307
>>45112372
Not really. What if the man goes the other way and becomes hateful to all women?

[Anonymous No.]

HEY HEY ANON HEY ANON WANNA GO ON A SPEED DATE WITH ME HAHA GET IT LIKE SPEED AS IN IM FAST BUT ALSO LIKE SPEED DATING THE THING YOU KNOW ITS A PUN CAUSE IM FAST SO IVE GOT SPEED AND THEN THERES SPEED DATING SO ITS REALLY FUNNY HUH HEY ANON DO YOU WANT TO THEN HUH DO YOU DO YOU DO YOU BE MY SPEEDY SPEED DATING BUDDY?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112385
Like that's ever been an obstacle to a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112333
>jp/mon/ hiki v-tards stay in their lonely basements because they 'Euuuuw' over accepting secondhand Anons who aren't completely pure

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112404
I'm not very fast, better off finding someone else speed birb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112404
They call me Chicken Chaser for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112409
Yeah but it proves the Owl Mage wrong and it's not 100%

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112385
You know that fanfic idea I had about a weak man that wants a strong wife hating Lizardwomen because they want a strong husband discussing with a Lizzie over that and ending up marrying? Something like that but with a Dragoncel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112385
That wouldn't stop a monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112385
That's when a kind Troll neighbor starts the healing process. Her apple tarts are to die for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112404
MEEP MEEP

[Anonymous No.]

They try to be scary, but deep down I know what they really are

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112443
>>45112444
No healing. Only misery and hate!

[Anonymous No.]

Being a male waiter here. Whats the worst that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112436
Owl Mage is never wrong! Anyone who doesn't want a monster girl wife is just in denial!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112470
I don't see any fire exits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112474
Well call me Egypt because I'm in The Nile!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112273
>you try and make fun of the OL fox for being a virgin
>even though you are one also
>she just smiles and tells you that you should rectify that immediately
>she points to one of the empty shrine storage buildings

You will lose your v-card, one way or another, anon

[Anonymous No.]

monster girl and order boy become pen pals without either realising who or where the other really is

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112482
>Pharaoh uses her god voice to force you to make desert themed puns
>Sends you off to Apophis with a smirk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112501
Unfortunately for her I'm a hardcore racist and misogynist so I refuse to listen to dark skinned women. Her voice would have no effect on me.

[Anonymous No.]

Writefag status?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112514
Procrastinating

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112488
Tactically shit myself. What now fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112470
They are all OCs according to the Tweet, thus I assume waifus, thus I assume married. So nothing would happen to you aside of a good pay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112514
Taking a break because nanowrimo starts in 1 hour and 45 minutes and I want to fail at that first
But also 8.5k words deep into a story about a ranger and the girls he meets on his first day on the job

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112514
Writing a story about a former NEET getting kidnapped by the Demon Lord and Hubs so he can fix their NEET daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112514
Editing has been slow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112534
Sounds fun, tell us more if you want

>>45112519
A page a day gets the writefairies to stay

[Anonymous No.]

Mastah, don't look!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112514
Randomly cobbling stuff together

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112514
Drinking, lost all hope.

[Anonymous No.]

>yesterday it was late autumn
>today huge amounts of snow everywhere
Breaking news: Local Ice Queen goes crazy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112555
Did you at least take out the garbage first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112554
>tell us more
Well there's this guy Barry, and he's sick of living in the city. So he signs up as a ranger at Deep Wood, a place in British Columbia where gateways between our world and another have been found. He undergoes a grueling selection process you'd be surprised how bad he is at his job considering and under the tutelage of a senior ranger, he meets the older ranger's partner (an Ignis, pic related this scene happens), a Mantis, a couple sovereign citizen types hanging out with an Elf they're doing drugs anon, drugs! and eventually a troublesome Grizzly.
Busy day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112584
>a Mantis,
I don't like maneaters.
cue sad look from Mantis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112325
I'll still give them candy, but they're getting candy corn. I bet they'll feel real bad when the zombie behind them wearing a bed sheet with holes in it gets a full sized candy bar. I wanna see cute undead in cute costumes. If you don't give me what I want, you don't get what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>Benis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112543
Like that greentext the other thread? Sounds good.
>>45112548
I hate editing
>>45112562
Take up another mg related creative venture

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112607
That green text was me drunk and sleep deprived posting. I promise the actual story won't be so...poorly put together.

[Anonymous No.]

>Living Armor but she's the Pathfinder suit from Tribes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112514
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

>Day1: Ms.Haku walks into an Amazoness village to study their tribal ways
>Day 2: Ms.Haku can't control her inner urges
>Haku pulls out her red pen and starts correcting all their incorrectly written Pleasure Runes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112584
I like it. We need grizzly content, and I am very fond of modern post portal stuff.
Best of luck anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112554
>A page a day gets the writefairies to stay
Yeah, I know. I just need to sit down and really write out the details. Keep getting distracted by other things. And I'm not very confident in my ability.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112662
Oh sure she can do that but if I touch them I get in trouble

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112554
>A page a day gets the writefairies to stay
>tfw use an endless document style program to write

[Anonymous No.]

A friend is going to Japan. Should I tell her to go to the unsealed Tamamo Shrine and do something MG related autistic thing on my behalf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45111188
Based fuck America
Hope Russia nukes it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112695
That’s a big write fairy…
She might even be 10 inches tall!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112514
Well into chapter four editing. Really trying to go the extra mile on this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112623
what greentext?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112746
It's poor quality owing to my having been awake for 28 hours at the time and being drunk on Angel's Envy. Basic gist is a former NEET turned normal dude gets kidnapped by Demon Lord and her husband so he can help cure their stinky NEET daughter of her NEETdom so that Hubs can turn the guest house she lives in into a giant model train set once she moves out.

[Anonymous No.]

another night, another two bottles of wine. what monster(s) are you thinking about tonight, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>groping a loli jabberwock
>telling a loli jabberwock you're going to "rape" her
>casting a shadow on a loli jabberwock's face with your dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112766
goth lamias

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>>45112766
>another two bottles of wine
I made this post years ago. You're gonna be on the hard stuff soon.

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>>45112662
>every woman this cow touches is left twitching on the floor in a constant screaming orgasm or turns into a mindless rape beast that won't stop riding her husband
>the whole village is cowering in fear
>the amazoness chief tried challenging her to a duel
>Ms. Haku corrected the runes on her sword hand after the first swing
>chief dropped her sword
>her worried husband came to see if she was okay
>he grabs hold of her hand
>chief has a mind shattering orgasm from handholding
>the others con only look on in horror and wait for the inevitable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112514
Recovering from writing so much for my posts last week.
I’m going to try and spread out my writing more evenly and consistently for November.

[Anonymous No.]

does my wife seem trustworthy to you guys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112781
dont worry, i already am. just prefer wine at the moment, and i lack funds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112514
no motivation at the moment, but plenty of ideas. i've managed to force out a few sentences today though, which im proud of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112795
no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112795
>white hair
>fox
This is the recipe for a pure innocent maiden. Very trustworthy. You lucked out Anon. Make sure to give her lots of love, kits, and tofu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112821
I want to give her a hammer and tell her to climb a mountain with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112821
Lightly scratch her ears and there’s nothing she can do about it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112766
Just got over a 24hr cold, wishing I had a hellhound to help me sweat out all the illness and hold me snug almost like a weighted blanket. I guess my furry wolf blanket is the next best thing.

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile in MGCPD HQ
>"YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON OFFICER HELLHOUND - THE CENTER FOR SINGLE YOUNG MEN IS A PROUD INSTITUTION OF THIS CITY AND YET YOU LOCK THEIR CEO IN A STORAGE CONTAINER WITH A SHIROHEBI, LET A DARK MATTER GO OFF IN THEIR ANNUAL CONFERENCE AND THEN DRIVE A TRUCK FULL OF APOPHIS ENVENOMATED JUB-JUBS INTO THE SIDE OF THEIR HQ?!"
>"But Chief I have conclusive proof that single men are-"
>"I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT OFFICER HELLHOUND! I WANT YOUR BADGE ON MY DESK THIS AFTERNOON! YOU'RE FIRED!"
>*Officer hellhound bites her lip in frustration, before reaching over the table, grabbing Chief anon and throwing him to her ignis buddy*
>"I guess that makes two of us..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112795
update: i feel empty when im not near her and theres weird runes on my body
is this normal?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112930
>OFFICER HELLHOUND, THAT BIKINI OF YOURS IS AGAINST REGULATIONS! IN THIS DEPARTMENT, WE GO BY COMMON DECENCY!
>*officer hellhound strips naked in front of the whole hq*
>bye common decency

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>>45112662
>>45112783
Canon: Amazonesses convert 3Ds by yuri-sexx
>from on top of her husbando, the Tribal Chief gives an order [between bounces]
>6 of her biggest unmarried Warriors yuri-pile the LearnCow
>five hours later, a shattered Haku emerges from the lickingfingering pile
>she looks down at her naked grool-soaked body with disgust
>all of the 'runes' on her hide are badly-configured squiggles and mock-elvish swear-words in colored crayons

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113078
>shes not even mad at the yuri, shes mad at the lack of quality

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113002
looks like someone has developed separation anxiety. how cute. dont worry about the runes, its just a little present from your wife. dont forget to thank her btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112930
>>45113057
>>45113078
Day one of NNN and already the 'green'texts are starting to look weird.
RataNews was right - N3 is just a Tanuki trick - if I stop, I might go blind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113078
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113078
>Ms.Haku picks up her red pen
>she experimentally corrects one particularly badly written swear
>the LearnCow collapses to her knees in a quivering coom
Life in the Amazon village returns to normal as the Chief's corrections gradually wash off in her sexx-sweat
>meanwhile the Haku is sitting in an isolated hut gradually correcting each rune, then washing it off, then correcting the next one for a week-long series of mindmelting ahegeos

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>>45113198
>If it's a woman, then she'll be captured, and in the same manner as a succubus, they will infuse her with mamono mana through sex, and she will be changed into an amazoness.

Lick the cow, lick her now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113120
Still spooky day over here. People are just weird in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113203
You know it's really obvious you're just replying to yourself to post more garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113235
Male skeleton btw

[Anonymous No.]

What if just the skeleton inside a human girl monsterized?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113078
>Haku complains about their lack of grammar
>Instructions unclear: She gets yuri-piled by the eldest Hag-azons

[boom-tish]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113234
yuri is a part of the setting, i dont know why people get mad at it. i like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>dykeshit
vomit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113257
Skelly-Alp?
41% of all Alps are Z-Alps or SkellyAlps
>pastatext about ywnbaMamono bone srructure

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113280
>i like it.
I don't care. Fuck off yuricuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113284
>vomit
Akaname bait

[Anonymous No.]

>45113280
Ok, so it was the mick or one of the other parasites trying to push garbage here, I knew it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113291
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113280
It's not hard-yuri BullDyke shit - hot mamonos prepping each other for Anon is just group foreplay.

[Anonymous No.]

Hot stuff fresh off the presses

[Anonymous No.]

>cucking is okay because it's done by a woman
I hate yurifags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113346
She needs to go on a run

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113325
Here we go, everybody is theMick
It's not euro hours, reeeetard.

>NoNutNovember
>a month of Mamono Yuri (no nuts)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113333
to be fair, this is the main part i like, but i also just think being friends with a monster girl couple would be cool. monsters in a relationship with a man fucking other women is a no go for me though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113360
Eat shit potatonigger.

[Anonymous No.]

There's something about a momster taking responsibility for her son's partners and finding him a harem of girls to marry. Just the
>No, baby, don't worry about it; there's no need to go out there and try and find anyone yourself. Just let your mother take care of finding you some nice, pretty girls to fuck.
would have momster led harem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113078
>>45113203
>>45113234
>>45113268
Mge is supposed to be a perfect and based setting, don't shit it up with your gay leftist nonsense

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113379
go back to bed peepaw

[Anonymous No.]

Need Pumpkin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113379
this, fags are not welcomed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113352
What part of his post had cuck stuff?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113402
so much this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113404
Stop responding. It's the same shitposters. They don't actually care about MGE because if they did they'd know how yuri plays into the setting. It's used for monsterization. It's part of orgies between monster girls and their shared husband. Based on the way they communicate, I'm assuming at least two or three of them are /pol/tards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113379
itd be better without conservative retards like you in the community but here we are

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113404
The sex with someone who's not the husband part.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113422
Oh yeah, that's why you described your "wife" fucking another woman while you watch...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113363
>be Anon
>living quietly waiting for his fated Manamarker waifu to arrive
>cute Hag couple in the apartment next door
>occasionally have dinner together, go out to events as a platonic threesome, open jars for them, they bake a pie etc
>one day, they both sit Anon down after dinner and ask if he'd fill their turkeybaster as they haven't found their FatedAnons but still want daughterfus
>eventually Anon's waifu arrives
> in a few years their daughters play with their 'neices' next door

If Anons are rare without Portals, mamono species will still have to survive somehow

[Anonymous No.]

What spooky (or not) stories are you reading this scary halloween?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113446
There are no dykeshit "couples" in MGE, go back to your cuck discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>climb into bed with Fox, Nuki and Kej wives
>grab Kej and bend her over
>slam it in, grab her breasts and pull her against my chest
>order her to bind Fox and Nuki
>then shove her face first into Nuki's pussy and order her to eat
>she moves Fox with her hair to just in front of me
>hammer my Kej wife while I eat out my Fox and my Kej gets Nuki ready for her turn
>make my Nuki wife eat my creampie out of Kej wife while I hammer her in missionary, still feasting on Fox
>make Fox eat Nuki's creampie while I'm hammering her with Kej hugging me from behind and kissing my shoulders and neck as her hands and hair roam wherever she pleases
>ensuring she's holding down Fox and Nuki just how I like
>this is somehow gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113423
Found the Danuki

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113484
Cool story bro, now look at the absolute cucked faggotry the shitposters above were trying to to push and how it has nothing to do with what you wrote.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113484
Yes, go back to your cuck discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113360
>canon Liliraunes
Not a PlantAnon but would sit on a nearby tree-stump and watch them try to tempt me for a few hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>*bring* *bring*
>anon there's no time to explain but you have to kiss your maid right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113346
Those tits are going to have a hitbox when you fight her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113541
>have to kiss your maid right now
That's going to be difficult, she's currently bent over with her head in the oven cleaning the back corners.
And I'm ballsdeep in her Kikipussy, of course.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113541
Don't call again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113379
Isn't MGs monsterizing human women with Yuri sex an official part of the setting to the point there is even an official illustration of a succubus doing exactly that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113423
Kill yourself leftist tard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113511
Found the incel /pol/tard

[Anonymous No.]

>45113590
No, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters engaging in yuri attacks to convert women is canon. How the fuck you think Druella made Wilmarina into a Succ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113622
Maybe but I don't want to know about the faggot shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh is also canon but we don't discuss that dipshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113622
Thats a made up headcanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113622
Reread >>45113363 and >>45113446, that's not people talking about simple monsterization, that's /u/ retards trying to push their shit the same way /d/ and /trash/ retards do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113371
>momster is a mofukuza boss who hit the rare chance of giving birth to a son
>she raises you to be a nice honest mofu lover
>immediately starts negotiations with rival syndicates
>slowly works out deals with every boss with a daughter
>each deal adds a girl to your harem
>momster's power slowly grows until she's the most influential mofukuza in Zipangu
>it's a dark day for all without mofu
>meanwhile you spend your days pampering your new fox friends (and eventually wives)
>you're clueless to the crimes of your mother
>and when you grow up, you'll be blind to the tyrannical reign of your wives
>you will never know because to you they're just happy foxes that love you and love how you brush their tails
>you are the ignorant hero to all foxes
>your marriage started a golden age of mofu
>in the future, you will be written as a saint
>and all the dark secrets of your time will be erased from history
>smothered like a virgin boy in a fox tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113655
>Tards fw sad lonely Cait S*ths who can't get any Anon D because they're disgusting f*rries give up, turn Yuri and start licking each others' PussPussies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113586
>anon's shog is seething for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113664
I will never stop discussing cheshires i love them and cheshrish them and i love them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113747
BASED AND CHESH PILLED, I love those fluffy purple fucking cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113437
>>45113441
The post said "unmarried" though or did i miss something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112522
>OL Foxx just calls the Akaname Janitor to clean up the mess
>all of it...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113756
Cheshire is just too pure for this world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113718
I'd rebel against am arranged marriage and run away

[Anonymous No.]

>lots of yurishit defending
What happened to this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>lots of cheshit defending
what happened to this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113422
>It's part of orgies between monster girls and their shared husband.

Its also what monsters do to monsterize human women. Though KC has never clarified if yuri monsterization can be done by married MGs or only unmarried MGs. My personal headcanon is that if the husband is fine and she is part of like the radical army, she will, if he isn't she won't. But I don't know KC's posture on this, if its completely off limits to every married MG, then its fine too.

[Anonymous No.]

monstergirls trick or treating in their pre-DL forms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113797
Yup

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh can't do shit on the internet look at her big paws and tiny brain.
Absolute buffoon, a complete charlatan and fraud.
If you find yourself simping for chesh - ask yourself this:
Where did it all go so wrong?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113666
>Thats a made up headcanon
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_I:_Fallen_Maidens#CASE_01:_Sexual_Intercourse_(p81)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113817
Don't human women just monsterize through ambient mana? I think I've heard something like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113809
but anon your childhood friend will be sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113838
You don't need a brain to meme Anon, you should know that. As for paws, that's why she needs you. With your tiny hands and her epic racial slurs memes, you'll be a terror of the interwebs. Join her and become the king and queen of memes!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112514
Writefairy needs a paddle to spank me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113859
That's a possibility, but there are also monsters that intentionally turn human women. There are some rituals and the like on top of cursed items.

[Anonymous No.]

>desperate slimes know you're thirsty on the beach and take advantage to get you in their gooey clutches
>it's their ritual that once you touch their core you're married so they hide it behind the water
Pure evil

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113838
she can use a PawPad, though. plus many cheshires learn technomancy to be able to shitpost. This has had the knock on effect of the rise of 'Wonderland Automatons'. Dangerous fucking things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113934
>not bringing your own water to the beach
ngmi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113943
>>45113913
Level with me here anons, we have an advantage over the toomfoolery kot on the digital space - for now, but if we let her take that from us?
We are nothing but toms both online and in real life.
We must meet this challenge head on.
I propose we go out and provide real life bait for these cheshire's to take so they stay off the online space.
Some people may get raped or pranked, but that is a sacrifice worth making.

[Anonymous No.]

you guys really made me realize that im least interested in the sex aspect of mg. romance is nice, love does not have to only be expressed through sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113934
Slimes are mostly liquid. I'll just rip a chuck of jelly off her and sip on that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113853
>wiki
Lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113961
That too is akin to declaring marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113346
How about that style of sfw lewds but with Trolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113346
Just in time for the cold nights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113981
What isn't a marriage proposal to a monster nowadays?
>Looking her in the eyes?
You were asking for it. Marriage
>Shopping in the wrong aisle at the grocery store?
You can't take care of yourself. Marriage
>Accidentally touch a monster's tail?
No man has ever brushed her before, take responsibility. Marriage
>Walk down the wrong road
Designated raping street. Rape, then marriage.
>Be sad
Requires bogey hugs. Marriage.
>I'm starting to think these monsters are just making shit up to marry us.
He knows too much, send kunoichi to shut him up. Marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114064
Celibacy vow?

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna go out and curbstomp every alp I see
TOTAL ALP DEATH

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114109
Saving yourself for an angel or unicorn. Marriage.
You want sex, you just dont realise it yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girls would make you less of an angry person probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114112
i dont like alps either anon but dont hurt monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114109
A good way to get the angels after you. Either you piss off Eros and she sends a hit squad or an Order angel says she admires your devotion and offers to help by holding onto your virginity for you. Just give it to her, she promises to give it back later.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114109
>Vow of Celibacy
He's rejecting the teachings of the gods. Marriage.
>Never going outside
He needs someone to show him the outside world. Marriage.
>Feeling lonely
A travesty that must be corrected. Marriage.
>This isn't even made up anymore, they're just stalking us.
This man is paranoid. Introduce him to his wife. Marriage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114136
Fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114109
>Be Human Priest
>Get Sent to the frontier to minister to small rural villages that aren't even on maps yet and have no bishop overseeing anything directly
>Village I am in charge of ministering to is roughly 50% human and mamano
>Decide that in order to reach the monsters I require a nun to assist me and start taking applications
>I have to turn down the various succubi who are obviously trying to infiltrate the church
>I might have been born at night but not last night
>A strange black furred dog woman with skin of ash and eyes of red that represent the fires of eternal damnation has applied
>I do the interview as she seems to have various religious icons upon her body
>She knows scripture regarding being fruitful and multiplying without even having to reference it from the holy book
>By all accounts I must accept her, maybe I can get through to this village with her help and even get some mamano to accept salvation
>The thoughts of us staying up late at night to discuss scripture have this priest getting quite nervous though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113541
Again? We just finished making out.

[Anonymous No.]

I love girls with big tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113820
>A glitch makes all MGs rever physically though not mentally
>Lots of confusion and screaming
>Some husbandos actually like it, turns out female Minos pre-DL were way taller than even what they are and monsterization reduced their size
>Excited Amazonian husband looks for his wife
>She went from her hulking tall super shredded size to be a little bit shorter than him and just a bit muscular
>Amazoness: What? You thought just because we were a warrior women tribe it magically made us taller and with a Minotaur's muscle building potential? I can still completely kick your ass if I wanted to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114064
>>45114160
Damn, there really is no way to stay single. Maybe I just want some privacy, y’know? Why can’t I just have that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114185
That's a big noodle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114177
>finish round 2
>*bring* *bring*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114112
>>45114136
The correct play is to relentlessly bully them and deny them sex and marriage. Call them faggots at every opportunity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114064
What if Im being bullied and just act for a MG to keep me safe and offer to pay her in a strictly professional way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114160
A vow is a promise made to the gods dumb snake

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114201
Make sure no alp breeds

[Anonymous No.]

i will just fuck a wurm and be happy unlike all these downers who want to weasle their was out of a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105301
brothers... remember me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114215
But monster girls aren't real

[Anonymous No.]

dont eros sometimes curse people to be loveless if they offend her too greatly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114234
k, but all those attempting to not get a wife if you were around monster girls annoy me with their but what if this, what if that, what if you get some bitches on your dick already

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114215
i like having an out, that i can choose to not be claimed by a mg even if its inevitable that ill eventually want to be with one, something something freedom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114253
It's called being a bratty sub and it's an ELEVATED way to attract a mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114309
What if im a very angry sub

[Anonymous No.]

are the yuriniggers gone now

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114332
They'll be back soon

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a hellhound to ride my dick and a manticore to ride my face and for them to kiss a little bit, maybe touch each others boobies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113346
sizzlin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114231
>39
I hope you enjoy just being a plaything for your wives anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114399
>femdom
>yuri
The two worst combinations

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114409
its hot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114271
FREE THE NIPPLE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114399
>Femdom
>Yuri
The two best combinations

[Anonymous No.]

looks like the yuricucks are back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114445
>nooooooooooo my harem members cant touch each other only I can do that!
take the stick out of your ass so my manticore wife can shove it up my cheshire's

[Anonymous No.]

Whenever I think about a harem, when there's five or more of us sharing a bed at night... what happens when I gotta take a piss?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114409
Best version is a futa dom and a yuri sub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114457
>yuricucks are futafags
You niggers even trying hide it anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114457
The best version is you necking yourself.alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114472
no why would we

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113422
>. They don't actually care about MGE
oh fuck off you absolute cuck. This is the 4chan monster girl thread. Not the place for your fucked up worship of a setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114445
They're like furfags, always waiting for an opportunity to post their shit as if trying to troll.
I mean, just look at the thread, every yuri post is done specifically to anger someone. Same as cucks, same as furfags, same as footfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114478
Just get the fuck back to /d/ and stay there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114231
>dormouse next to cait
you just know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114457
Bro, why are you even here? Go to /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

he's going all out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114501
Why does he hate mge

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114497
Cait siths don't vore dormice. That right belongs to jabberwocks and cheshires

[Anonymous No.]

i would ideally like my wives to be bisexual so they can love each other too, the relationship would feel hollow/flawed if they didnt also love each other.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Unique posters have not increased. Stop taking the bait you retards.

>>45114231
How the fuck did you end up with 39 wives with the rules that were given in that post? Also, there's zero chance you survive your wedding night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114445
How is wanting your wives to enjoy each other with YOU fucking them too being a cuck? Fucks sake anon, only time I'd ever be in a harem is if the girls loved each other just as much as they loved me and vice versa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114508
Irrational grudge caused by mental illness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114501
>>45114508
It's not just one, it's been shown to be at least a small group. Likely /trash/ nigger NTR faggots assmad that MGE explicitly tells those retards to rope themselves and the mick seems to be buddies with most of the shitposting faggots trying to ruin these threads so he has a lot of overlap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114514
Wonderland is a ruthless place. She should emigrate.

[Anonymous No.]

>yuricucks everywhere
>futafaggotry
>whining about muh /pol/
Did kc post something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114455
People would rather argue about shitposters than answer important questions such as these.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, so, it's halloween, right? Post spoopy mamono being entirely too cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114541
>Comparing someone who wants a harem/poly relationship where everyone loves each other to literal cucks
By Eros tits you people are insane, seriously how could you be comfortable with a harem where the girls only like you and tolerate each other at best?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114559
Why is the marshmallow cat in the kitchen? He can't cook!

[Anonymous No.]

Not to be gay or anything but i think the most attractive part of a monster is her eyes (sorry to that one blind snake im forgetting the name of)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114562
of course the other furfaggot shows up along with the other shitposting cunts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114206
You can hire that one chuuni ochimusha. She'll be dedicated to protecting you and will never try to force herself upon you, but that won't stop her from fantasizing. She'll insist on sleeping in the same room as you in order to assure your safety, and this will often lead to you seeing a bit more of her skin than you need to. She'll always say not to worry as she is your bodyguard before she is a woman, but there will still be a blush on her face. This also leads to many instances of you being put in slightly lewd situations because she ignores her womanhood for the sake of protecting you. Like she tries to hide you from a possible assassin by higging you close to her large chest or you both hide in a tight closet with your bodies pressing together to escape detection of a cupid. She'll also get very dramatic if you ever manage to get hurt and will force you to rest and be pampered as she takes care of you. Your virginity will be safe, but she's surprisingly a big tease despite being a bit of a dork. Also don't look at her diary. It's were she writes her saucy fanfics about you and her being surrounded by enemies and you offer yourself to her because if you are forced to lay with a monster, you want it to be one you love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114575
This is you and me, baby. Locked in TOTAL WAR.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't let her use the raspberry pi after midnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114559
Having a harem would be hard work. You are the glue that is keeping all these women together as a combined family, plus all the children you'd inevitably make. You'd have to do a lot to keep things civil and keep the girls happy and feeling loved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114592
why not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114569
i don't hold it against basilisk, hiding the eyes is most alluring

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114606
i agree with this actually, its why i like shermie so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114606
All these girls wearing such perfect clothing for easy access. Truly monstergirls are efficient.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114563
Because they treat monster girls as objects without motivation or interest so it probably never even enters their radar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114455
Rather than trying to get off of your bed on the side, you'd have to crawl out over your pillow.
The problem is that your pillow might have objections. But I'm sure calmly explaining the situation would get you a free pass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114602
she'll build a raping machine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114563
>>45114625
Stay on /u/ you subhuman faggots. You're not going to gaslight anyone into thinking you're innocent when you retards posted shit like >>45114457

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114455
>>45114626
As long as you don't have a shog, she might have other suggestions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114554
He posted an update on how he’s doing and what his plans are a couple days ago so yeah the retards are still throwing a fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114625
>Because they treat monster girls as objects
Thats literally how women want to be treated

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114554
>>45114640
don't forget puuyo is back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114563
>poly relationship
You’re not even trying any more huh?
>>45114625
Ah yes the classic dyke line of “men only see women as objects”, just go back to your faggotry containment board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114648
i really don't need the blog updates about irrelevant dudes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114522
I just wanted to make a joke.

[Anonymous No.]

Kc needs to release another maledom monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114569
>the most attractive part of a monster is her eyes
>doesn't like the one girl who's whole gimmick is being able to edge you by just looking at you
You are missing out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114674
yea

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114677
oh shit, i need to reread some of the entries. didn't know this is how they work.
>>45114674
im a total femdomfag but i agree, you poor fuckers are starving

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114666
That dude is very relevant to himself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114674
monster who is femdom but can be maledommed into submission BUT will revert back to femdom even stronger than before after like 2 months so its a cycle of switch

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114563
The fact that they make the comparison at all should tell you that he/they're being disingenuous. It's best to just ignore them. Yuri is an important part of the setting and without it, there wouldn't be monsterization as it currently exists.
It's probably the same fuckwit who likes spamming that MGE sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon, have you been masturbating again?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114711
>didn't use the shogahole

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114711
I've been dumping my fresh loads into the shoglet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114666
Neither do I, but we're gonna be told if he so much as farts as long as he keeps living rent free in the furfag's head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114563
>>45114707
>"poly"
>trying to argue that wanting your wife fucking someone else isn't the textbook definition of cuck
>replying to yourself and trying to pretend you're not the one shitposting
You aren't nearly as clever as you think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114707
Your falseflagging isn't subtle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114707
Nobody wants to see your dykeshit posts because you faggots are more obnoxious that furniggers. Anyone who isn't a retarded newfaggot remembers you retards raiding this thread trying to push your faggotry and now you've already played your hand with posts like >>45114457 >>45113446 and >>45113363

[Anonymous No.]

>>45112841
Benett Foddy? Geddafuggoudahere

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114713
i like the idea of shogs being able to just form an ass or pussy in the wall at will, so they can be behind their husband kissing his neck while he loses himself in ecstacy fuckign the S h o g h o le

[Anonymous No.]

Would you play an mge mmorpg thats in virtual reality? but wake up in the game as your avatar and the world is actually rea

[Anonymous No.]

just how many human girls did druella scissor into monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114707
>Yuri is an important part of the setting
Which is why KC explicitly states it doesn’t happen right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114767
probably not that many i think but maybe like 3 or 4

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114764
>rea
THEY TOOK HIM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114707
there still the passive mana monsterisation, ushi blood stuff, etc. humanities going to be a thing of the past anyway, what with human men becoming incubi human women being human women

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114767
None most likely, fingering possibly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107096
>Why would I give a shit about something I don't have?
that explain a lot of things

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114764
If you get raped in the game you get raped for real! Also yes I would. I just hope I can pick the starter town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114786
she made them suck her tits and the milk monsterised them i think

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114767
>>45114776
>>45114786
>>45114801
Kys samefag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114773
Except he does. Over and over again. It's literally a major part of the succubus profile. He stated in the Q/A that lesbian RELATIONSHIPS aren't really a thing, but I recall is wording be more of along the lines of it being really uncommon.
But that's your last (you). I won't be helping you derail the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114810
Monster girls lezzing out is just something to fap to in moderation.

[Anonymous No.]

anon pleases old women for money

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114813
I doubt they've read the profile. More likely just /pol/ come to shitpost.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are yuriniggers so fucking annoying? They're like furfaggots except for dykes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114817
No amount of faggotry is moderate, fuck off back where you came from

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114813
>but I recall is wording be more of along the lines of it being really uncommon.
and yet another vague "he said in the QA" that the shitposter cant back up.
Never mind the fact that the succubus profile you pointed out also explicitly states that male mana is their food, ie monsters CANNOT get into lesbian relationships at all because if they did, there'd be no male mana for them to drain and both would starve.
But hey, thanks for proving you dont know shit about the setting you're shitposting about. Now's your cue to cry MGE BAD!!, btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114821
No, for free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114828
your loss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114813
>>45114826
Nice work outing yourself yet again, dyke relationships are explicitly not even possible, as KC has stated multiple times it’s just just incredibly rare like you’re trying to lie about, it literally does not happen. You can go back to /u/ now, don’t come back.
>>45114827
There’s a reason they’ve got a containment board, if you want to see actual insanity just go there and read what they think about men sometime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114838
they can eat food and spirit essence supplements though they would vastly prefer not to

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114842
Good lad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114821
Wait, there's money in it? I do it just to see her smile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114844
thats hot

[Anonymous No.]

shirohebis need harem correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114844
i only like yuri if its non consensual or involves prostitution

[Anonymous No.]

Once again yurifaggots keep going mask off and wonder why is buying their bullshit. Stay on /u/ you tranny fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114854
You need monogamy correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114821
>Anon walks in to the old diner that he was scheduled to meet his client at
>apparently who he’s escorting is supposed to be sitting in the very back booth
>shit is mega suspicious but you need that bag
>see a fox sitting in the back and walk over to her
Hey, are you Mary?
>”O-Oh yes! Please have a seat, dear. I hope my age isn’t a bother.”
>it’s gonna be one of THOSE escort missions, isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114838
>>45114845
I love MGE, which is why I write and why I can keep backing my shit up. You want to sperg that mamono don't have sex with women, I proved they do. You said lesbains aren't possible, I proved KC says they are. If you want to vomit nonsense and seethe, that's up to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114813
>trying to sneak in "acktsually it's not impossible but just uncommon"
>>45114826
>samefagging to cry about /pol/ for deflection
It's the Mick or one of the other /trash/noggoids trying yet an another shitposting tactic again. It's slightly more difficult to detect because yuricucks are this subhuman for real.

[Anonymous No.]

Liliraunes are always better than alraunes because you get twice the holes to dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114821
You mean I could have been getting paid to unclog the fox hag village's pipes all this time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114870
Oh they mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114874
they're also good for cuddling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114844
>>45114853
>>45114857
Neck yourself parasite

>>45114870
>now making shit up while posting a picture that contradicts what he's saying
Keep trying retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114857
>prostitution
?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114870
>posts KC explicitly stating he'll never endorse faggotry or yurishit
In other words yuri is your headcanon. Thanks for proving me right. Now you may stop replying for real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114885
>>45114885
I won friend. Keep seething.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114884
https://nhentai.to/g/253484

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114886
Based kc, hes definitely right wing

[Anonymous No.]

Hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114799
depending on the class you get a different starter town
necromancer gets necro themed stater town
i'd be the type to take the wretch class type and just level my way to becoming clown warrior or clown master

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114888
Coming here every day since january to seethe because KC buckbroke you so hard doesn't sound like winning, /trash/cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114870
So yes dyke monster girls literally don’t exist, thank you for proving me right, it’s literally just foreplay to get their husband hard or to make another monster so they can go get some dick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114711
Yea honey I'm using the ShogLight

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114927
>repost is prohibited
oh no. Anon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114927
Finally, a cat who is sufficiently MEATY.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember when yuriniggers used to commission art purely to epicly own MGE and seethe over dykeshit not actually existing in it over on /u/? Fucking ruined Nightmares and Liches for months.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone needs to be boned tonight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114976
But it does exist. It was right there in the Q/A anon posted. KC literally says:
>Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself
Why are you like this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114976
you really needn't be so fragile about your opinions of monsters. they weren't ruined, and never were.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114976
No matter what people think of KC you have to admit it’s pretty based that he managed to get every cancerous fetish community to hate him for simply existing and having standards.
>>45115005
I see you aren’t even bothering to reply to everybody calling you out on your bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

Fit cat or nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115005
Because pol needs flayer correction. They will be good boys one day

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115015
>Pirate Cat comically nya's as Anon shoves her back into the ocean

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115005
>>45115021
Take your shitty fetish back to /u/ where it belongs you subhumans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115000
She better hurry. She's only got a few hours of relevance left.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115026
he's samefagging, retard. R&I

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115005
You conveniently forgot to mention that phrase refers to the human roastoids who exist in the setting.

>>45115021
>samefagging to yell about /pol/ again
You're too retarded to remember you've already used the same tactic multiple times just a short while ago, feel free to go rope yourself already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115015
Fat cat is something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114927
>the weakest hag body
How can I ever hope to win?

[Anonymous No.]

are bunyips too afraid to trick or treat. do u have to hold their hands.

[Anonymous No.]

Kill every single yurifaggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115056
>Try to go trick or treating
>Spend most of the night in a quivering fluff cocoon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114927
kitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115056
Just buy them some candy and stay home with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115066
Oh no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115102
Fuck off with your yurinigger buddies, furfaggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114870
You didn't really prove anything, to be honest. KC has literally written upon the setting guidelines on his site that lesbian monster girls don't exist. Moreover, that exact same question was later asked on Twitter, where he clarified that same sex relationships exist in the setting among human women, but never among monsters. Like, he even reinforces this on his most recent post, where he makes clear monster girls don't feel sexual attraction to females, ever. He literally says that this kind of thing doesn't exist for monster girls in MGE and is thus also prohibited.

The very last item in the "Fetishes and Attributes excluded in MGE" part of the guidelines is Yuri:

>百合
>「魔物娘図鑑」の魔物娘には同性愛者が存在しないので扱いません。すみません。
>Yuri
>In "Monster Girl Encyclopedia," there are no lesbian monster girls, so they are not covered. I'm sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115102
Pink lovesnake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115116
Despite KC's occasional raging autism, he still manages to be pretty based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114872
>It's the Mick
Nah, see >>45114870 and >>45114813. Mick would never cite MGE canon because he hates girls not being able to ride the cock carousel.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Now you see why these faggots keep trying to concern troll MGE and get rid of it from these threads. That way they won't get as much pushback trying to post trash like furshit and dykeshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115146
SMACK

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Milk ghost

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Mge is a based and alt right setting

[Anonymous No.]

If monsters invaded Earth how would Lizardmen or Salamanders even get husbands? Nobody on Earth is superhumanly strong enough to give them an actual fight.
I can see them becoming so desperate they loosen the definition of “fight” enough to include stuff like video game pvp. Imagine wiping the floor with some noob on Xbox only for some Lizardman to show up outside your house the next day screaming about how they traced your IP and how you need to marry them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115215
Ice cream ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115245
Kill yourself. Read the setting material next time you want to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45114844
i dont understand this ship

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115266
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115271
MGE only, brother!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115116
Honestly, I'm not sure I would want to be part of that world if that's the case. And I think Eros would have something to say about that too. Not only is it unnecessarily cruel to the humans, it violates the wish-fulfillment/love-triumphs nature of the setting.
I'll hope that if the portals open and I finally get claimed by my demon waifu that none of this will be true. I want to live in a world where everyone is free to love whoever they want. it's what my waifu would want too.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, the bigger the mana tanks, the more trustworthy she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115266
fluffplosion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115260
Jesus, who shit in your cereal this morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115313
Miss Chesh did, as a prank. I told her not to, though!
I said, "I think that's a crappy idea."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115313
>why are you calling me a retard for being a retard
Again, kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115271
why do you want them together?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115318
>>45115313
Yeah you have to get the fuck out now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115328
I don't want any of you yuriniggers stinking up this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115320
>>45115331
Wasn’t even the anon you were upset with. It’s honestly impressive how much hate you have for just EVERYTHING.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115266
>Don't understand...
Simple.
Just insert Anon penis in [area circled]
Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115355
Fuck off or kill yourself. Preferably both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115302
MGE is not for you or people like you, leave and stay on your containment board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115366
Get the fuck out you subhuman
>>>/u/
You're not wanted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115302
Guess it's time for you to go then.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how much shitposting there would actually be if there wasn't someone constantly having a meltdown screaming about how he's getting trolled and how mad he is about getting trolled

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115366
Girls kissing and licking the side of a dick is a fetish of mine, honestly.

[Anonymous No.]

Which mamono would be most likely to shit up this thread with yuri, furfaggotry, and general wretchedness?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115381
begone tranny

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be act so dense when a high-level monster flirts with me that she just snaps and violently rapes me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115341
you giving mixed signals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115381
I feel like SHORT TERM it would go down, but LONG TERM it would gradually build up until the thread was like 75% yuri furfag monstergirls with huge dongs who are also somehow giantesses, and the remaining 25% would be boat girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine two manticore lovers who tie their tails together in the shape of a heart

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115390
You're not getting a high-level monster. You offer nothing of value to one especially not a fucking Lilim. They're for Heroes or people chosen by literal Gods not some fag posting on 4chan on Halloween

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115402
it's fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115397
But I like boats

Well, one boat

Well one piece of naval infrastructure

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115397
So like those shitpost threads those /vg/tards make that nobody posts in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115397
>>45115381
Yeah it's easy to forget that ignoring cancer only really works when you have moderation that isn't completely fucking retarded or outright malicious like /jp/ mods. If it was like it was back in the early and mid 2010's it would be a lot better but unfortunately all they give a fuck about now are vtubers and the rest of the board can go kick rocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115302
You're a good person. I hope you meet her one day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115384
Somehow gate retard thinks the double-flute bj is /u/ and being a fagg.
His mom must be sending tainted tendies down into that basement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115302
While that's sad, anon, the only real solace I can give you is that KC doesn't seem to outright hate yuri or anything, it's just that it's not something he wants to include in the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115384
>>45115414
You can try to weasel your way in all you want but nobody wants your shitty yurinigger art posted here. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115415
Luckily it doesn't actually matter what he thinks.

[Anonymous No.]

>yurinigger sadposts about how they can't spam cancer
>some fucking retards engages with them acting like they're posting in good faith
>immediately show their true colors the second and let everyone know they're just shitpositng niggerfaggots
>still get retards trying to downplay them
God this thread has gone off a fucking cliff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115424
based based based
I tried to fix up the cat too, fellow mge lover.
Portals when kc?
Obey all the rules and never post bad settings that don't explicitly state that you can't even get a paper cut from a monster girl and we can all be there on portal day!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115398
Imagine Anon puts his dick in between >>45115366 of 2 Tailpussies at the top of the 'heart'
>stillnot/u/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115402
>Source: my ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115402
>some fag posting on 4chan on Halloween
That's me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115444
Name a SINGLE instance of a higher value monster going for a fucking farmer in MGE. You can't because it doesn't fucking happen. It's either Heroes or other Order Paladin types.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115415
It's okay. Judging by his old Q/A it seems like this was a recent change. I'd assume due to the other drama. Hopefully it's something he clarifies again after the rest of the crap sorts itself out, because it really stands out as being cruel. It was much cozier when it was just something he would never write officially due to his personal taste but was acknowledged as possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115450
What do you think is sadder. The anon posting you can't get a high level monster or the anons who get insecure when it isn't explained that you can get a high level monster even if you are worthless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115440
>>45115443
>>45115459
Stay on /trash/ you absolute faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115455
asura mythra went for some dude

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115373
Who's it for?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115443
ive never considered the duel tailpussy before but now my mind has been expanded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115468
Nice lie, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115478
Not yuricucks that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115402
>>45115455
>>45115463
>>45115483
You are a sad angry little man

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115478
schizophrenics who pretend to like jesus on twitter and discord, I think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115390
I don't think you have the willpower to last

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115390
i wouldn't want to hurt her feelings. i suppose i'll just marry her

[Anonymous No.]

MGE is for me so I impregnate a bunch of cute dead girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115414
>gate retard
>>45115478
Straight people who want straight loving relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115409
Would motorboat then dock with the boatdock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115516
if a setting makes it so my friends couldnt date their significant other's, i wouldnt like that setting. fortunately, mge doesnt do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115459
Personally I hope he doubles down on stamping it out, yurifags are always insufferable.

[Anonymous No.]

Trick or Cheese!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115516
>straight people
Do femdomfags count as straight

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115529
Go away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115102
i like this eros bunyip. loveyip

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115536
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115525
Faggots aren't allowed in MGE. Hopefully your friends kill themselves soon.

[Anonymous No.]

Yep, yuricucks are always the same.
Exactly why I hope it'll get stamped out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115557
>Faggots aren't allowed in MGE
Fags are down, who else

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115525
Don’t worry, male faggots get transformed into women and female faggots get their brains fixed so they realize dick is superior, they can also sometimes join a harem together.
>>45115532
Yes despite how much you shitpost.
>>45115536
You’re the invader, go back to your containment board fag lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115490
Might be one of the old trolls we had one rather obnoxious one with similar made-up claims about how monsters wouldn't go for (You) and ignoring all evidence to the contrary around a year or more ago. I think he was active around the same hours. One Anon even compiled a big response post with all the evidence. I should have saved it. Well it doesn't matter. It is pointless arguing with a blatant troll and anyone who isn't a newfag should know by now how much out of his ass he is talking.
These hours always seemed tp bring out the most obnoxious of posters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115366
>be HaremAnon
>six various waifus
>each one gets 1 day&night/week with Anon
>Sunday Anon gets to rest and sleep in
>Sunday night all 6 waifus form a rug-munching daisychain on the big bed
>Anon in the middle watching and getting extrahard
>Anon throws a 6sided die
>Anon inserts himself into prepared mamonopussy of the 'winner' as the rest of the chain continues, the 'loser' tongues Anon's ass and balls as he pounds the prize into the winner.
>when Anon gets his breath back he rolls the die again... and again...

Totally not gay or dykes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115578
>It is pointless arguing with a blatant troll
And yet this happens daily

Fucking DAILY

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115582
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115570
>Yes despite how much you shitpost
But they're not

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115589
You were warned months ago about this.
So enjoy your daily posts about kc stamping out [haram fetish of the week] instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115525
Sounds like a lot of not my problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115597
Fuck off yuritard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115525
You and your friends need to kill yourselfs, it will make the world a better place

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115592
Is it really gay just because she wears the pants, tells you what to do all the time, locks you inside as a house husband, and brought up pegging you once? You compromised with more amazon position

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115490
>>45115578
>circlejerking with yourself because you refuse to admit being wrong
There isn't a single instance of monsters picking a lower class male unless you put EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE THING in his favor. Put an actual quality person next to a lower class person like one that posts here regularly and they'd pick the former every single time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115597
I'd rather listen to the posts about how these are MGE threads yet some autistic retard can't stop screeching at things from MGE he personally doesn't like

Wait, no. I'd rather he took his own advice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115532
no all femdom fags will alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115102
why does this one look washed out compared to the original?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115614
See, this isn't an issue with cait sith because despite being literally the best monster she's hated by everyone for some reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115616
>reddit spacing
>yurifaggot
Absolute cancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115614
every single possible thing is in our favor though. it's a comfy place like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115625
I don't even like yuri

I just hate you

A lot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115619
Because the retarded furfaggot you're replying too likely nabbed his image from a shitty secondary source that fucked with the saturation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115525
Part of me hopes that if the portals ever do open, the assholes here spend a long time lonely while the MGs carry off all the nice, loving people. But wishing unhappiness on someone, even if I don't like them, is wrong. Eros can sort them out as she sees fit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115629
Kill yourself /trash/cuck.

[Anonymous No.]

my wife i love her so much

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115614
What about bogey's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115635
You first

Wannabe jannie

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115632
neck yourself faggot
you don't belong here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115632
yeah, same. part of me thinks they dont deserve happiness but honestly i think theyd be a whole lot nicer if they were happy. id also feel very, very bad for any monster that got stuck with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115630
Actually, it's my image. I commissioned the ErosYip.
Why are you trying to push that yips are furry? Seems like overplaying your hand to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115632
>>45115636
>>45115639
>>45115641
>>>/trash/
>>>/u/
Go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115614
>It is precisely the partner that a monster has chosen for herself that will become the most superior of all males and the most delicious treat to her. For monsters, basically, a spouse is a being used to empower each other through sex. Ergo, it is not viewed as an absolute necessity that he be “a superior male in his present condition”. They mostly decide the male who will be their spouse based on other values and criteria. Also, since monsters are beings for whom emotions such as love and fondness are directly tied to sexual desire, ultimately, the man they feel love or fondness towards will seem the most delicious to them.

>For that reason, even if a choice is to be made between “an average male” and “the best male”, most monsters would choose the average male who they are “somehow fond of”. If there is an average male with whom a monster has deepened exchanges and “the best male” suddenly shows up, then a monster would probably be certain to choose the average male. This tendency is even true of the highest rank monsters who seek superior males. Since we baphomets also seek a powerful, superior male to become our “big brother”, heroes go right at the top of the list, but even if we perceive that a man is unseasoned and has yet to bloom, he may still have a chance. Also, it's not uncommon for us to fall for men determined to have a baphomet wife who challenge us over and over without giving up, even if they are completely unremarkable.

>In most creatures, there's a tendency for only a portion of males to be popular with the females, but on the other hand, instead of coalescing on a single male, the passion of monsters is distributed over many males, and that is due to this nature. Thus, even if they attempt to use heroes as bait, all of the monsters wouldn't just swarm the heroes. In a confrontation with monster forces, all of the human men, from the knights all the way down to the lowliest of soldiers, will of course be inevitably pursued by the monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115611
>brought up pegging you once?
Do femdom monsters really peg their husbands, thats kinda gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115643
Leave. You're not wanted here anymore

You didn't gatekeep hard enough

Too bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115642
>Why are you trying to push that yips are furry?
I'm not. I'm calling the faggot that posted the image one because he is a furry. He used to spam sithshit before the mick showed his ugly face and "stopped" because "it stopped being fun".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115619
>>45115630
I don't *think* so? I got it from Yerb's twitter:
https://twitter.com/yerbmeow/status/1716935441914773815
And it looks identical to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115643
the fuck did i do? i just posted a picture of my wife and her cute fluffy ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115642
it's not the picture he's attacking, it's the filename

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115642
mge has furries anyway so he loves it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115663
Wait what? Where? I've read almost all the stuff KC has put out and I don't remember this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115646
>proving my point
Again, the only way this doesn't end logically is when the lesser man is given every single possible advantage like spending time in close contact with the monster and depriving her of any other contact until she gets desperate enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115578
Why dose she look disgusted

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115459
> Judging by his old Q/A it seems like this was a recent change.
So now we have new QAs changing oldQAs changing WGs.
The "theological" problem with KCs latest tweets being 'new holy writ' is like Islam and the 'satanic verses' - when your Prophet/Leader keeps changing the meanings of what he originally published as 'Holy Writ'/Canon, it makes 'truth' and canon completely malleable.
EveryAnon can read the published Guides and the descriptions are therefore presumed to be MGE Canon... except where KC might have tweeted something that not everyAnon has read or even goes on Twitter, and the interpretation of the new 'canon' is often unclear and open to mistranslation (deliberately or just from imprecise words in nipponese) or misinterpretation... and KC might just change his mind next week and send out a reversal tweet anyway...

Given the whole MGE concept is "whatever works for each Anon" and even profiles are subject to individual variations, anything mentioned anywhere in WGs or Tweets is therefore possible - even Alps, C.S*ths, and ex3Ds.
Suckitup.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115658
Don't play dumb you stupid nigger. Everyone knows what trash that artist draws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115669
Built for irish men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115670
keep shoving your head in the sand, i suppose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115675
She sees a yurinigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115658
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115676
Don't forget the paywalled articles where he makes shit up on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>yuriniggers admitting to being raiding faggots spamming their trash because this board's moderation is fucking pathetic along with being buddies with /trash/furfaggots
One more reason why every yurifaggot should be killed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115682
Oh wait, they slipped my mind completely. They may as well not exist as far as I'm concerned. I don't want my fucking cats to monsterise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115691
So whats she gonna do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115687
>no arguments
Figures. You'd never get a high-quality monster girl so stop pretending otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115697
If you stick to the thread too much you would think the only girls he drew are cheshires, hellhounds, and dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115677
Yeah and I like it. Not a fan of the dryfishing part, but the energy drain is nice. Plus, he draws eyes nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115700
Bash their brains in hopefully. They're not human so it's not like it breaks any rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115614
This is your brain on class based society, thank god we fought a war to get away from you retards.
>>45115632
>>45115641
People here will be first in line for monster girl wives while faggots like you who try to push faggotry on others will be sent to mamomana brain fixing facilities.
>>45115670
It’s ok to be happy in your own fantasy's anon, you should try it sometime.
>>45115676
>>45115694
Have you tried just not being gay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115676
I just want my soft hugbox where everyone gets good ends and finds love and happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115710
But why did you say dork three times in a row?

[Anonymous No.]

Ah i love these hours, nothing but fun and friendship

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115719
Best I can do is porn holy war. Complete with crusades.

[Anonymous No.]

Halloween is almost over here. In the last few moments I leave this final message. FUCK THE UNDEAD! Preferably gently in the missionary position while maintaining eye contact and kissing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115719
That’s literally what the setting is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115724
It comes and goes. The comfy will return.

[Anonymous No.]

>bunch of retards shitposting and throwing autistic fits on halloween
The absolute state of all your lives. Why can't you just enjoy things without shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115712
Both the men and the women?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115713
>This is your brain on class based society,
No, it's one based on reality. Retards like you are punching way too high above your weight and acting like you can get a fucking Lilim a daughter of the Demon Lord when all you do is wageslave, NEET it up or just barely fucking leave your house in general and offer absolutely nothing when it comes to a relationship. Know your fucking place, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45105023

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115741
>>>/vg/
Fuck off nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115694
Or the 'paywalled tweets' where any randomAnon can just say "KC said" and invent whatever bullshit they like:
>"KC said all mamonos become Alps who futa then assrape CuSiths"- it was totally real, I saw it in a tweet in my mom's basement.

Until KC recalls all published copies of the WGs and burns them, anything in a WG or authorised book is canon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115735
Why do (((they))) hate comfy loving straight relationships.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115740
That's right, I'll fucking do it. I'll walk right into the DL's castle, throw one of her daughters over my shoulder and walk out. What are you gonna do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115740
I know my place!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115740
>reality
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115739
Yes. Dykes are bad and dykelovers are worse for trying to act like people should accept them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115740
>you can get a fucking Lilim a daughter of the Demon Lord when all you do is wageslave, NEET it up or just barely fucking leave your house in general

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115764
Oof, never let The Netherlands hear you say that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115764
Based, all i can say

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115770
there's like a 100 of them. the DL would be ecstatic to offload one of those freeloaders, preferably 2 or 3 if you can manage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115753
You're not doing shit. She'd probably laugh at the gall and toss you to one of her kikis or something.

>>45115761
Sure anon, a fucking loser that posts here most of the day could totally go for the princess of the ruler of the world. Go ahead I'm sure it would work out well for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115735
What counts as comfy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115740
My place is between the tits of an 11/10 ultra powerful woman that loves me unconditionally just for being me and no matter how many tantrums you throw nothing will change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115773
oh shit theyre adorable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115719
So do I, ehich is why I dont get these shitposters. I mean, of course monsters cant be gay, their template is based off a female monster that fucks men for sustenance, it doesnt make any sense. It's not even a fringe case to make a point with, and yet they desperately push this shit to try poke holes in the setting. Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115719
>gets good ends and finds love and happiness.
Yeah, but some Anons' definition of a good-end is a Femdom harem with yuri and freakyshit, and others are vanilla missionary-for-procreation virgins, and then there are the Sadfuckincels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115780
For some reason a harem of lilim sounds somewhat horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

best slime flavour?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115771
What are they gonna do about it with their silly language and wooden shoes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115771
Who gives a shit about what some random country thinks?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115184
look at those man grabbers!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115806
You already know the answer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115783
nah, it's just that your approach is all fucked.
applying reality to an escapist fantasy is one of the most miserable, counter-intuitive and utterly blind moves you can do.
and to be self-righteous about it to boot, well
it's on brand for that sort of person i suppose

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115727
I prefer rough from behind while kissing their detached heads

[Anonymous No.]

God i hope kc stamps out alps and femdom, mge will be truly based then

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115791
The same reason all the other faggots and shitposters do, they cannot fathom not shoving their fetish into every last thing, the idea of keeping things separate or certain things for certain people they take as a personal attack against them. There’s a reason there are so many containment boards and rules about posting certain content outside of certain boards in this website, because these subhuman retards do this everywhere and at every chance they get.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115790
Yes I agree, but technically they're western, froma game, and notvirgins, so expect reee-ing.
Me, idgaf I just headcanon they're just lookalikes in the MGE-verse, same as 'boats' 'gun-robots' or any other parallel monsterverse girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115837
We are starved for sith content.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115806
Give me the mango slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115830
You're just being fucking delusional, that's it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115712
Anybody else's brains she can bash in?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115823
She's cool, but she can't beat the quirky strawberry slime childhood friend who wants to someday become the monster lord and treats you like her adventurer rival.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115871
fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115871
fool

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115876
>>45115880
Whoops

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115888
Yurifags aren't even trying to hide it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115907
Seethe.

This isn't your thread anymore

[Anonymous No.]

Wow almost like it’s the same person every time.

[Anonymous No.]

So that's the famous mick, huh.

[Anonymous No.]

There we go, I was wondering when the spam is gonna start after all this passive aggressiveness.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115929
Looks like it.
That or some other idiots.
Regardless it seems we get a Halloween spergout.
As a treat

[Anonymous No.]

I see we've reached the scrape boorus for shit to spam stage of the tantrum. At least he's being stupid enough to post nsfw shit so the jannies will probably do something about.

[Anonymous No.]

>mick
>yurifaggots
>futafaggots
>vore
>applying escapism to MGE fag
>all on halloween
fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115888
>>45115896
>>45115908
>>45115921
How come one minute yuricucks play the victim then they post shit like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115806
Personally I'd take the Bartender-Slime flavored with Bourbon Old-fashioned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115945
You know the slime bartender is hitting on you when a bit of her goo is put in the drink

[Anonymous No.]

>he's so asshurt he got gatekept that he's spamming futa and monsterboy now
funnily enough, /jp/mods hate nsfw so he'll get banned pretty fast for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115942
Cry. You've shit this thread up for too long.

>>45115941

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115807
Probably monsterize into Wonderland WonderWurms with legalised herb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115942
This is LITERALLY the same thing that furfags, actual homosexuals, autogynophiles and cucks always do. There is 0 difference, yurifags are the same type of disease.

[Anonymous No.]

wow, mods WEREN'T useless fags this time letting him spam for an hour? nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115942
Because they’ve always been shitposters who hate the setting and just want to transform it into something else, they can’t stand the idea of people enjoying something without their particular form of degeneracy in it especially when it’s men enjoying something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115935
Must be his bed time. He needs to wrap it up and get banned before he gets grounded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115979
Like I said earlier, mods detest nsfw so they'll nuke it pretty much instantly

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115958
Nope, most of that nsfw isnt yuri, sonits probably another opportunistic troll.
>just to check, I'll wait until he gets jannied and post sfw yuri.

[Anonymous No.]

Pretty interesting how whenever something the spergs don't like gets posted, some anon conveniently decides to just spam the thread with it, or gore, or whatever nonsense while screaming about "gatekeepers".
Almost like it's the worlds most obvious falseflag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115990
Pretty interesting how you’re not banned right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115990
Anon the same fags have shown up screeching about defending the setting for months now.
And they do defend the setting. Via dmcaing paywalled content.

How based and cool of them.

[Anonymous No.]

How come gatekeepers are right all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115990
>>45116001
Oh hey look, their spammer finally got banned so now they're trying to pretend they're innocent again despite shitting up the thread for fucking hours now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116010
It's easy. Be the shitposters and the gatekeepers at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115999
maybe he finally learned how to ban evade

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116010
"The ones who cry about gatekeeping are the ones the gate is meant to keep out." An old adage that has stood the test of time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115990
>>45116001
You can leave now, you’re friend got himself a vacation and it’d be rude for you to not join him.
>>45116010
Because these threads have been getting spammed and attacked for years now, it’s easy to spot these people.
>>45116019
Especially when they always cry about the mean evil gatekeepers and how they’re the real problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116026
Watch out, a sun demon!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116010
Because in all of human history there has never been a case where somebody who complained about being gatekept wasn't actively detrimental to whatever group they were demanding to be let into.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116019
>spend multiple hours shitposting hard to try and push yurishit
>even admit to still be seething about being gatekept like with >>45115650
>now get your pet retard to spam the thread with NTR futa faggot yuri shit because mods are incompetent unless you're spamming porn
>still try to act innocent
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

So what have we learned about yurifags, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is a fucking shitshow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116054
That faggots are faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115989
>and the nsfw is gone

>beAnon
>throatfuck my mamono waifu
>while she sits on our Kiki maido's face so she can 'clean' her dripping juices with her kiki tongue

Well, I guess that wasnt me banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116054
They honestly seem pretty decent. I've tried to stay out of this, but it's pretty obvious that we have a few anons that just want to push drama over MGs. It's pretty easy to spot, just look at the massive wall of imageless crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116057
I drew a cait what more do you want?

[Anonymous No.]

So what is spamming porn on a blue board supposed to accomplish, exactly. Aside from catch a ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116063
>They honestly seem pretty decent
Fuck off, go get banned with your retarded buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

How can Mick surpass KC with his game if he can't even surpass yanderedev?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116073
I don't know what their step 2 is but I guess step 3 is somehow altering how we think about

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116063
The hell are you trying to pull here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116073
they believe if they spam enough, they can get the thread deleted. They've tried this several times

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116076
Why don't you go find a yeti to snuggle.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115941
Don't forget femdomfaggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116054
Nothing, because I've known that they were fujo-tier cancer for a long time.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116073
>be anon
>be monitoring thread for things that aren't missionary sex with lolis purely for the purpose of procreation
>see it
>flip over my picture of jesus hanging on the wall.
>he will understand why I have to do this. But it still hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116085
Get rid of you losers. Yuri is Love and this is the Monster Girl Thread, not the "only things I personally allow" thread.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116100
This post definitely seems like it's in good faith.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116104
>implying anyone should act in good faith after you spent an entire day sperging out and calling for our death over monster girl images
Gatekeepers lost.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go to bed and dream of my future Lilim wife now. It's a pointless request but please stop shitposting starting next thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116113
Reminder you are just as mentally ill as the resident gatekeeper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116098
But the tail is scaaaary…

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116061

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116122
Oh come on, she probably won't even shoot her spines!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is perfect example of why being tolerant of degenerate faggotry brings nothing but ruin
Rise up and take back your thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116121
My money is still on it being the same person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116121
Okay gatekeeper. Go back to spamming porn in your bitchfit

[Anonymous No.]

It's November. Give us your nuts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116130
You're not going to fool anyone after all the shit you tried to pull, yurinigger.

>>45116133
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116130
My guess is it was probably a warning rather than a hard ban.
That or just ban evasion.
Funnily enough, this always tends to happen at the tail end of the thread because they must think the thread dies faster than it actually does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116130
Nah, the guy who posted all the stuff that was just begging to be banned was the gatekeeper using his phone or a VPN or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116124
Cent-Spooder 69 would gave to be the most complicated position.
Even with a spoodersilk sex-swing harness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116125
>Manticore is a terrible shot
>Begs anon to try and run so she can work on her aim

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116138

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116130
Gatekeepers are literally trying to keep the thread clean of this filth, honestly i think your a shitposter trying to destroy the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116140
>>45116141
Shut up and post monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116135
I am sorry squirrel, I was told that nuts are a no go this month.
Which sucks as I like peanut butter.

>>45116144
>"Hey prey, just try and run."
>"No, seriously, I can't hit shit and I need the practice."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116135
Come and take them tree rat. The door's unlocked.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Preaching no nut november in hagville

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116175
Anon, they're going to take you to county for trying to incite a riot if you do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116130
Why do you say this then post shit like >>45116133
>>45116146
>>45116160
>>45116168
>>45116178

[Anonymous No.]

Why isn't anyone posting monster girls in forbidden love? Or just monster girls in general.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116185
Because he’s one of the raiders trying to cause confusion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116186
Yeah why can't you chuds let people enjoy things

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116181
They're blocking my freedom of speech
I have rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116163
>Anon is terrified, whatever foul beast is stalking him has impeccable aim, practically managing to hit everything but him as a warning, and a threat
>But for whatever reason, it hasn't attacked, whatever this creature is, it clearly takes a sick pleasure in playing with it's food
>Meanwhile, the manticore is too embarrassed to show her face after missing every spine and needing to wait for them to regrow to try again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116199
>i have right
Yeah be glad you have them, women don't

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116199
And they have the right to correct you.

[Anonymous No.]

What a fucking awful thread for Halloween. We should have been posting cute Undead girls like Mama Lich taking her "horde" (daughters) out "raiding" (trick or treating)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116199
Anon, just like you can't shout fire in a movie theater, you can't shout "no one can nut" in the streets.


>>45116201
>"Come out and face me! Come on! Do it I'm right here! Rape me! Do it now!"
>The manticore is just laying on her side, face in hands as the man screams out in the open because every single shot she's done has missed.
>Every
>Single
>one
Its like predator but said predator is horribly incompetent

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116201
I wouldn't mind Dirty Harriet pinning me down and asking me if i thought she fired 5 spines or 6, and if i'm feeling like a punk that may or may not be lucky

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116209
If only we lived in such a utopian society, unfortunately as we can see by the state of the world we don’t.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116211
You can thank the hateful chuds for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116211
Sorry, but our local schizo needs to engage with all the bait posters specifically trying to piss him off because he thinks it's gatekeeping to provide a massive target for trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116223
>>45116226
Fuck off faggots I'm talking about you retards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116223
>>45116226
Still going huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116226
wait, didnt you say it was the gatekeeper falseflagging? cant you invaders stick to a single narrative?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116222
Yeah i know, we really needs to take away womens rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116232
Of course not, all they need to do it lie and obfuscate what actually happened for the past few hours so they can trick retarded newfags into thinking gatekeeping or opposing these retards is the "bad" option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116227
Then you're retarded because I've seen bait pictures get posted and get ignored and everything's fine but then someone goes on an hours-long autistic freakout while the poster keeps baiting the retard for easy trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116217
>anon gets fed up ad just lies down
>She decides to go all out
>fires a cloud of spines in the air
>they rain down on anon
>and embed themselves all around him, forming the perfect outline like a looney tunes cartoon
>not a single spine hit anon, not one

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116243
Fuck off back to where you came from.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116249
I'm from here and you really need to accept that

God I wish we were still on /a/ sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116226
It's pretty sad. Imagine having nothing better to do but screech about lesbians in a wish fulfillment setting for hours.
Or it would be sad if it wasn't so funny. I'm making good progress on my story, drinking bourbon, and passing out candy to the kids.
The shitposting will end eventually if for no other reason than they'll get bored or realize how much time they're wasting.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are gatekeepers so mentality ill

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116210
They can try
>>45116217
I can and I will

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116252
>I'm from here
No, you're not. Neither is that faggot fucking mick you're friends with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116211
I tried my best man. There was some fun bits at least, even if it ended shit. At least it'll always be spooky time in my heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116261
I still don't know who the Mick is because I don't engage in your psychosis or the community drama

You need to accept that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116248
>Anon has the expression of a man ready to face his fate. He can take no more, he has accepted whatever will co-
>"FUCK IT! You win! Get out of here!"
>Manticore just screams that, stands up from behind the edge of the cliff she's been hiding on, and storms off, leaving Anon confused and relieved....until he thinks this is all part of a master trick to get him to drop his guard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116266
>trying this hard to weasel your way out of getting exposed for the fucking faggot you are
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116252
The /a/ threads were shit, /jp/ has been way better, you’d know that if you bad actually been here as long as you claim.
>>45116266
Sure buddy, real subtle.

[Anonymous No.]

anon arouses mamano by doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116262
The age of the harpy is nigh.
Mostly because they don't know what 'stuffing the turkey' actually means.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115979
Not a single deleted post wasn't NSFW, so they're still mostly useless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115639
>>45116266
It's cute how you're still here, still trying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116274
I'm pretty sure that faggot is the same fucking retard that tried to pretend to be le ebin oldfag when he's only been here since 2020 at fucking best too. What a fucking stupid nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

What would monsters post on their version of /x/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116273
Except we're on an anonymous image board and any idea that you can somehow identify everyone posting is laughable

>>45116274
Still don't know who you're talking about and posting "nuh uh" won't ever fix that. Not that I want it to be fixed since knowing about this guy seems to be the equvalent of brain worms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116277
They’re just sitting there, romantically!
>>45116278
Good, winghugs are great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116144
>Anon runs (he was going to try running away anyway)
>Manticore takes a deep breath, steadies herself, gracefully stretches back her arm, and launches a set of high-speed spikes
>
>one hits a random Anon trying to avoid eye-contact with a passing Hebi
>another hits a Cait Sith rummaging in a trash can for yesterdays fish
>the third goes through a small window into a HikiNeet's basement lair
>one hits a passing Slime right in her core... and she starts heading towards the Manticore with lewd intent...
>and Anon just keeps running until he crashes into his FatedWaifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116284
Fuck off newnigger.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116290
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116284
These threads aren’t for you and nothing you have ever done has changed that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116277
Dude wears green ever since his brother wore a red shirt and got got by a minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116292
>Not even trying to argue
Lmao, fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116290
>>45116281
>>45116280
>>45116279
>>45116274
>>45116273
>>45116261
Assmad spergs that piss and cry over the best love

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116298
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116289
>sithshit
Fuck off nigger

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116305
>>45116290
Why are you so obsessed with niggers, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116278
Not a fan of Thanksgiving. I'm up for it if the harpy is an owl though. I'm a sucker for some big hooters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116310
Stop acting like one and you won't be called one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116305
>>45116298

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116310
Cause they, you know what

[Anonymous No.]

I belong to old monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116314

[Anonymous No.]

Pet that cat. Cuddle with that cat. If she asks for belly rubs, give her belly rubs. Be nice to that cat. If she wants, fuck that cat! Let her do whatever she wants to you! Be a good tom! Also this is probably my favourite LNight drawing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116279
And still the gate-tard hasn't sperged about all the obvious Hecktaker spam.
>hmmm, curious...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116327
But does she have to be actually old, or can she just act and look it? Are you a purist? Or are you weak?

[Anonymous No.]

Makes you wonder how many of the shitposters will be here tomorrow sadposting about how alone they are.
>posts about bashing peoples heads in
>"Woe is me. I just want to be loved. I've never done anything to deserve this unhappiness. Why can't a loving monster girl save me??"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116300
Shill me your VPN.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116341
Sounds like you need your head bashed in faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116339
What the fuck do you think I'm doing? The faggot is obviously ban evading so I'm making sure mods take this faggot out back. Good job trying to excuse your subhuman faggot friend's shit you stupid nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116332
Not a KotAnon and definitely not a SithFag, but that image really needs a nose-check, just to confirm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116344
VPNs dont work on 4chan unless you have a pass, fortunately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116341
>>>/u/
Stay there, faggot. You don't belong.

>>45116360
Fuck off mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116360
LN doesn't draw furr-

>>45116366
I mean yes there's a big snout under that hair. Indeed the snootiest snoot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116341
Your not fooling anyone nigger, kill youself

[Anonymous No.]

>can't even post Helltaker now thanks to yuriniggers
Fucking faggots I swear to god. If they're not raping kids they're finding something to fucking ruin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116366
Mobface cat with no nostrils or other obvious anthro nasal structure.
>somehow that makes me "Mick"
>go fuck your ass with a cactus

[Anonymous No.]

Kunoichi are underated. I think the idea of them sneaking into my home and fucking me in my sleep is a hot idea. They'd have no reason to go after me though, which kind of sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116362
I know VPNs are generally blocked, but I thought there are some that work. I only heard of one free option that works but it was described as "literally botnet".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116370
>Can't post something you like because gay shippers exist
How old are you? Legitimately asking

Gay-brained weirdos have been online for decades now. The people recently screeching over official Bayonetta art with her having a child with a man should show you just how psychotic these people are and to the extent they should be ignored

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116350
>>45116366
>>45116371
Do you need a hug or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116374
>posts like a fucking retard
>keeps trying to pass off a fucking Ocelomeh as furshit
Yeah, sure you're not. Get in a fucking car bombing you retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45106558
And then they fucked!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116374
>sees a normal monster girl
>instantly thinks about furries
Nta but yes you should fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116377
I used to be stuck with university wi-fi for a bit, and I couldn't post on that network. I tried using a VPN, but I then couldn't post for a different reason. Ended up buying a pass, because I'm a fucking moron. It was worth it though, I need my monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116382
>Nigger faggot nigger faggot
Honestly why hasn't he been banned for racism/low quality posting by now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116270
>Anon returns home and tells his story
>Soon the Order frontier lands are plagued with horror stories of a Manticore Sniper, capable of pinning a fly to a tree from fifty yards in the dark, without killing it
>Anon, meanwhile, receives a grim reminder every few days that she is out there, toying with him after being on the receiving end of a barrage of spikes, each aimed just as expertly as the last to maximize terror
>Meanwhile the manticore's sisters have taken to calling her things like "deadeye" or "sharpshooter" in a teasing manner

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116381
I'm not posting something that's now associated with faggots that completely ruined a thread that should have been full of Halloween monster girl shit and not some dogshit yuritrash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116392
Wow, can you tell me other stuff you like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45107071
Just keep your distance. They cant mofu you from 5 meters away. Right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116382
>>45116388
>>>/u/
Go back. Hell fucking go back to plebbit because you're obviously retarded newfaggots that don't belong on this website if you're gonna bitch about being called mean names on 4chinz.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116375
Just post a bunch of conspiracy theories about random high ranking mosters online. Maybe you'll piss one off and they'll hire a kunoichi to silence you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116388
>banned for racism
>on 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116388
Why hasn’t the yuri spammer been banned for spamming, low quality posts, and obvious shitposts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116394
>dyketrash that went to shit after the first chapter
Nevermind, of course you're cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116399
I hate the queen of hearts she runs an illegal human smuggling ring and i have evidence that will lead to her arrest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116400
/jp/ is one board where that rule is enforced, though it's mostly a SEA mod butthurt about being called names in the homolive thread.

[Anonymous No.]

What ever happened to Ukrainian anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116421
dead hopefully

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116407
I knew that would get you

Goodnight everyone!

See you tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116289
>a Cait Sith rummaging in a trash can for yesterdays fish
>>45116305
>Fuck off nigger
1. The usual 'Fuck off' gateposter doesn't add 'nigger'
2. It's not 'Sithshit' to describe one as dumpsterdiving like an irl cat
So, no understanding of comedic context
= it's either a Bot or a complete TismTard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116405
notice how he went dead silent after your post

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116430
Interesting how you left off the fag shit at the end faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

angels are underated, and very trustworthy. imagien the winghugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116405
Because mamonos sexxing other girls and 3Ds is canon MGE whether one Tard likes it or not
>see, still here.

Halloween - it started as just a simple Haku/Amazon greentext, I guess it's become TP'ing and eggthrowing the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

hopefully theres a new thread when i wake up. goodnight anons. i intend to dream of mindflayers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116449
I left it off because the 'g*tekeeper' also missed it and focussed on the S*th word instead.
Another sign it isnt the usual 'FO' replier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116468
I thought it was funny for what it's worth. They'll get bored eventually. I wish we could have cozy posted for Halloween, but maybe we'll get a couple good stories instead.

[Anonymous No.]

No fucking wonder there was so much cancer, it's the fucking monster boy posting faggot that also posts that retarded diaperfaggot's trash whore OC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115642
i like ur taste, bunyipanon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116430
>>45116480
Yurifaggotry is one thing but furnigger trash is the first and biggest issue. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

> 45116493
Wtf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116497
Thanks friend. I'm more of a demon guy, but yips are in my top five. Good girls that deserve snuggles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116468
>>45116486
>>>/trash/
>>>/u/
Get fucked you subhuman faggot spammers

>>45116503
This faggot >>45116429
is a known shitposting faggot that has gone on multiple bitchfits when you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116468
>one Tard
As yes, everybody who disagrees with you is one person.
>>45116480
>da ebil gatekeeper
Get new material.
>>45116486
If you mentally ill homosexuals would stay in your board you could have all thr cozy you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116468
Trick or Treat
>at least the trick wasn't fullsize chocolate bars laced with f*ta potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116503
>>45116509
Oops, forgot I had auto post on. Anyways this fucking faggot >>45116429 here is a known shitposter that has had multiple bitchfits whenever his best friend the irish furfaggot was made fun of and spammed monster boys multiple times in the past. He likes to show up "coincidentally" every single time obvious raiders also show up to run rampant like the yurifaggots have today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116513
>As yes, everybody who disagrees with you is one person.
I agree. Which is why I find posts like >>45116523
to be so silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116468
>whether one Tard likes it or not
By, 'That one Tard', you're referring to KC saying this >>45115116, right? Just so we're clear

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116530
Not the same, faggot. Eat shit.
>same posting style
>is the only retard that insists on posting some daiperfaggot's whore OC
>even admitted to being a raider in this very fucking thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116530
Yes that guy shows up when others are shitposting, there’s a small group of them but he likes the attention so he makes himself known.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116523
So now any other shitposter who copies that image for use later will forever be marked as that one shitposter you autistically remember from some thread years ago.
Yeah, so that's how you get so wound up every time on an anonymous board.
>p.s. I'm not bugboi today, but I might have been yesterday
Kek

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116548
Wrong, there are multiple other contributing factors to telling that faggot apart. Kill yourself you stupid nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, regional variants!
>Has double the health and three times the damage because she's "Exotic"

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck this, just posting centaur titties.
Just because they are centaur titties.
Happy Halloween everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116568
>EMG
post a centaur that isn't shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116568
This Halloween fucking sucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116548
>some thread years ago
Try every time a big raid happens for months now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116505
very based taste, anon

[Anonymous No.]

Azazel is best girl though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116557
I want the ultra rare lava plains Holstaur.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116557
Pandemonium variants are always fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116613
Well fed eating healthy plants that grow in volcanic soil.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116602
Is she called Modeus instead of her proper full name because she has no As(s)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116568

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116641
I need to taste her milk and compare it to regular Holstaur milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116662

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116672
And a slightly yuri archery hoss

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116684

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116696

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116702

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116662
>>45116672
>>45116684
>>45116696
>>45116702
>>45116715
knock it off you spamming faglord

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116715

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116723
Yeah, stop posting monstergirls in a monstergirl thread, we want to sperg about other spergs who are sperging differently to how I like to sperg.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116727

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116727
Are centaurs allowed to have busts this small? Would she like a glass of milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45116735
>glorified spambot trash with catty faggotry like with >>45116684
yeah no you guys can leave

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45113346
every day your drawings get lewder and lewder
dont you ever stop you excellent man

draw a banshee with a slice of watermelon in front of her face like a smile

[Anonymous No.]

>>45115740
>you can get a fucking Lilim a daughter of the Demon Lord when all you do is wageslave, NEET it up or just barely fucking leave your house in general and offer absolutely nothing when it comes to a relationship.

Canonically true and based. Cry about it. Want to have to "show value"? Just literally go outside and talk to a girl. One of the reasons I would love portals were true is seeing all those people reeeing about neets getting married to mamono royalty or dadbods or chubs making out with Amazons, Minos, Ogres and Jinkos.

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>>45116807
Fatties don't get love. Stop eating fast food you retarded whale.

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You may not like this but this is peak cat

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>>45116748
Depressed flattie centaur puts on the sad emo black hoodie.
Yes, she needs white fluid and mana.

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>>45116844
Instructions unclear impregnating thicc, big tiddy cat.

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>wake up
>anons biting the bait and arguing with the outraged 3DPD mind "muh realism" retard again
Why? Just assume it's mick even if it isn't and move on, same kind of thread pest.

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>>45116748
Even the MGE profile centaur is only B/C-cup which makes sense for a grassland fast running species, we've all been conditioned to Cent=huegtittys by Monmusu Cerea's H/I-cup wonders.

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>>45116867
>Grassfed plains "horse" has barely there titties on a giant body
Basically a form of abuse. We need to get some wheat and potatoes into these girls

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>>45116867
Even MGQ Centaur has bee-stings not funbags

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>>45116882
Even LewdestHoss isnt more than perky.

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>>45116882
I mostly like big tiddies but that is a cute hoss.

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Paw, go round up the cows. We's gots work to do.

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story about anon wanting santuary and ending up impregnating a dark preist when?

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>>45111737
I have a mighty need.

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>>45116905
Would Sanctuary be what the priest calls her vagina, or the name they give their daughter?

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>>45116973
It's her bed.

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>>45116662
Even Tisalia isn't really mega-titted, she looks bigger because her armor chestplate has a shelf effect out the front away from acting as bra-cups to give her titties safety space from being bruised through impact on the metal, and has the 'peak' piece out in front to fill the cleavage gap so a lance will deflect to the sides not get trapped in there.
For a harem-romance book, it actually gives her a functional armor not just the meme metal-bikini-top.

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>wake up, check thread
>over 600 posts of autism
The flayers themselves will need flayer therapy once they're done with you.

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>>45114177
I would love a redo of this image with Mastah awake and enjoying it as I disliked the original concept of this image she is doing it to a master she despises.

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>>45116523
>his best friend the irish furfaggot
I really wish I was as popular as you pretended I was.
It'd be less lonely.

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>absolute state of these threads
>people still think themselves superior to the bunker somehow

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>>45117129
yes. It's not hard.

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>>45117129
Yes because we have to make do without any real mods not like they use mods for anything other than censoring wrongthink in their /pol/-lite threads

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>>45117095
>...master she despises.
???
Ok, a Kiki might femdom a hopelessly Neet Anon, and maybe even give him some physical correction in extremis, but that's "tough-love" not hateful hitting.
A 'hated Anon', if such a thing was possible, would be a lonely Anon, as the Kiki would pack her bag and go find a worthier Anon.
This is even less likely than Kiki y/u/ri.

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>>45117145
>censoring wrongthink in their /pol/-lite threads
Nigger, there was an actual bunker /pol/ faggot shitting up the meta thread recently, with full blown hitler support image dumping and he and all posts associated with it got deleted.

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>>45117173
and nobody here has a reason to care.

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>>45117180
You seem to care if you post about it.

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>>45117182
the one talking about the bunker here unprompted is (you), buddy

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>>45117185
I'm not >>45117129
Meds.

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>>45117182
Nta, telling you we don't give a fuck about your delusional mick-hunts is the exact opposite of giving a fuck about you, mick or any of that shit.

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>>45117194
>bringing mick out of nowhere
Fun fact, he made a few posts there, got literally one reply and was ignored. And here he's wrecking havoc. I wonder why.

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>>45117171
A Kiki might be disappointed in her Mashtah - e.g. if he's actually dumb enough to believe her when she says surprise sexx whenever she bends over is 'inappropriate' - but never hate.
>I'm trying to even imagine how fuckedup an Anon would have to be to be hated
>tfw even Stalin probably has a loyal Kiki cleaning his dacha in 1950s and she still thinks 'I can save and fix him' as she cooks his dinner, and still not hate.

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>>45117171
Yeah not saying I agree it fits MGE or Kikis alone, but this is actually what the image is meant to be >>13729649
>Kiki that loathes her master gleefully slapping him as he sleeps.

Thus I would like to see a redo where mastah is awake and horny because he is kinky like that.

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>>45117203
A Ukrainian Kiki might piss in Stalin's borscht* but still not resort to hitting.

*and, yes, some Mashtah's probably like that stuff

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>>45117210
ah, evidence of purity spiralling.

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>>45117203
>even Stalin probably has a loyal Kiki cleaning his dacha in 1950s and she still thinks 'I can save and fix him' as she cooks his dinner, and still not hate

If you read about how Stalin died (possible poisoning)... this goes into grimdark territory.

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>>45117198
Another Fun fact, nobody except you and Mick give a fuck about it.

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>>45117198
Nobody believes this, you know?

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>>45117235
Even a clever Kiki shoving a useless Mashtaf off onto a Wight isn't necessarily grimdark.
>Stalin's fw he's suddenly the lackey of an aristocratic Wight at fancy society soirees - but at least he still gets good caviar.

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>>45117095
>>45117171
>>45117210

There is a solution to this. Kiki can totally be hitting his mastah out of despising him... within the fantasy being played out. I can just imagine the face of the Kiki when she first read the script.

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I am literally shaking right now... kiki wouldn't do this.

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>>45117264
Or it's that Bartender Kiki "Just fuck me up" image.
>Kiki slips Anon a rohypnol then rearranges his face to a mess
>Anon needed a disguise to get out of MGC without being recognized
>the Jinko guards at the gate can barely stomach to look at Anon's battered face to compare him to the 'Wanted' poster
Still not doing out of hate.

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>>45117268
It's blatant propaganda against an innocent meido. The shoggs are behind this, I just know it.

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what the fuck are these raider niggers doing now?

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>>45117264
I want a kiki that will get drunk and beat me until I'm crying or gasping for air. She'll then realize what she's done and do her best to console me, holding me there and apologizing profusely. We then cuddle as we fall asleep, I feel safe in her embrace but anxiously mindful as to not throw her into an alcoholic rage again. How far gone am I?

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>>45117284
>>45117274
Fuck off

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>>45117275
I can unironically see Shogg ads showing that.
>Are you a successful high achiever? If the answer is not, you are "lazy" and can expect such a treatment from Kikimoras. Go for Shoggoth instead, we love your lazy ass as it is, in fact we want yiu completely dependant!

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>>45117274
Like that scene in HairyPotter where he uses magic to mess his face up.
>bullshit, they should have been able to tell he was using masking magic
Jinko Guards could smell the mana if Anon was using a magic mask
>(and if HP was really an ugly wizard, wouldn't he have a magic mask to look good anyway? Plothole JKR)
Kiki does the work while Anon is comatose, then pumps him full of painkilling herbs not magic so Anon can walk without it hurting, and then when he's outside the city repairs the bruises with more slavic herb lore.

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>>45117284
>fuckedup Anon
>Kiki knocks Mashtah out, puts him to bed
>Anon wakes up, he's tied facedown on the bed
>Kiki has a huge strapon
>Kiki fucks Anon up the ass until he Alps
>(it doesn't take much, he's already 99% there)
>now Anon is an Alp and nobody cares about Alps and their mental problems
>there are some Anons so fucked in the head that even a Kiki can't fix
Try Dr.Flayer or kys for Ms.Wight

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>>45117365
>all this alp talk
there's nothing gay about wanting to get smacked around a little bit

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>>45117284
Kiki and Satyros both cut you off.
And they go dancing away.
They're meidos not mental health nurses.

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>>45117379
EastGerman 'raindrop' camo and FAL
>based Rhodesian mercenary Ki/k/i
>would Fireforce with
>be an Anon among Anons
>in shortshorts and takkies
>and brai some boerwurst afterwards

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Wearing provocative outfits that accentuate my neck and walking by a bunch of starving feral vampires

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>>45117379
DL asks Kiki how she can kill Anons post-demonsterization
>Ki/k/i: "I don't know, I've only ever killed communists"
>based floppy slotting Kiki

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Lolibaba danuki

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Fuck all this gay shit.

I just want a timid, devoted kiki. Who over the weeks, months, and years opens up to me. And we eventually get married.
>when she confesses that she wanted you to bend her over on day 1of her service to you
Gonna feel dumb knowing i could have wifed her sooner, but I'm also cautious and shy so whatever

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>>45117496
Lolibaba danuki and her twin sister that's tall and thicc

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>>45117379
Never ask your Kiki where she was during the 90s Yugoslav breakup, or during any part of the early 1940s.
>Kiki sings a cute little song about some girl named Erika while she does the dusting

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>>45117044
Gonna bop this monster

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>>45117531
You have to choose one

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>>45117550
What did she do?

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>>45116723
>Posts monster girls with no baggage or anything
>This is a bad thing
Why are you like this? On a holiday too.

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>>45117659
this damn female lizard

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>>45116135
Sorry, I’m allergic. Better luck next time.

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We are being raid again?

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>>45117649
Cleansing.

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>>45118074
>being raid
Best ESL girl?

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>>45118074
Hide the devil bugs!

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>>45118074
If it's the same stuff every day, it's not a "raid", that means it's just the regular inhabitants.

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>>45118109
>>45118114
What??
>>45118125
I don't know ,someone wanting to turn kiki into femdom and getting his face destroyed by her is "'new". That Yuri shitposting from yesterday looks a lot like raid

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>>45118173
He's obviously still trying to defend it. Don't respond to bait.

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>>45117705
> ...no baggage...
>>45116702
>>45116867
>>45116887
All have baggage.
And even >>45116741 carries her potatoes in her apron.

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>>45118193
The irony is you're the one complaining about it happening every thread every day, so by definition it's regular not a 'raid'.

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>>45118242
Still pushing this "one guy" narrative? You're just weird.

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>>45117659
I’m more in to fluff than scales, so no dice, ya damn dragon.

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>>45118281
nta but your writing style is pretty recognizable

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>>45118581
It's the french nigger?

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>>45118581
I see.
This is my 5th post in this thread, so you've got a real good eye.

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>>45118125
>>45118242
>it's regular, not a 'raid'
So this is your latest subversion tactic? Claim you're regulars and not invaders who didnt get the message to fuck off since you showed up a year ago? Pretty stupid since its so blatant

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>>45118742
Give me a name

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>>45117171
>be Anon
>totally Neet
>moms basement full of pissbottles vidyagames and cheetodust
>demand Kiki cook only tendies and buy mountainjew and cheetos
>never bathe, wear same filthy sweatpants forever
>
>wake up one morning, no Kiki
>Kiki at the job-agency: "Fuckthatshit, fat lardass didn't even try to surprizesexx me while doing the vacuuming. Send him an Akaname, I'm going off to find my own anon."