Monster Girl Thread

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Posting cats in a cat thread.

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Gremlin are made to be bully and so made you can rid that smug grin out of her face.

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Trolls, the only thing in life needed to be truly happy

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I’m so fast no mamono can see me I am invisible to the naked eye, I am untouchable!

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I exist for foxgirls, no other female may come within a twenty foot vicinity of me.

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>>45054963
This is giving me abyssal vibes is Anon robotized.

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what do you think of the ancient tactic of "make your life hell secretly so your forced to depend on me" seems to be a classic with danuki

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>>45054985
Looks like the robot backpack/chair the profile grem has.

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>>45054991
I mean, I wish I were a healthy enough person mentally to be against it.
BUT
It sounds kinda romantic and cute to me.

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>>45054969
I want to feed her.
>>45054975
Nice, you can snatch a Cockatrice and she won't even see it coming.

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>>45055003
Yeah just remembered that, I’m a little out of it today.

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>>45055044
dork fox

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>>45055017
The Troll feeds you, anon

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Tiger tiger, burning bright.

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>>45054943
A quick reminder, women cannot be dominant
You are all homosexual

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>>45055100
k

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>>45055100
Got it, gonna have gay sex with my wife.

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>Cheshire-Ryu hybrid
>she makes it rain GTA Definitive Edition rain

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Say something nice about Hebi

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>>45055150
ms hebi is assertive

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>>45054943
how do you deal with a masochistic kiki?

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>>45055150
I think white snakes are pretty neat. I like them a lot more than black snakes.

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what can you tell me about the project?

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>>45055150
She's better than Trumparts at least.

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>>45055150
is that butter on her head?

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Tfw ywn be your waifus tulpa that came to life

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>>45055211
Yes. I believe she's also sitting on a piece of aluminium foil.

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monster
>fucking bitches that think with their pussies
>don’t value human boys
>violently rape them, kill them and even vore them (succubi LIE saying they don’t do that anymore but multiple Manticores claim those are hollow words abd monster girls still kill humans to this day)
>humans are naturally fragile and sensitive due to being a kind species. Monster bitches still laugh at them for cumming fast to their slut pussies with fried pleasure receptors
>and then treat humans like shit for that
Blessed Angel:
>smart envoys of the Goddess that can control their own lust
>know how precious cute humans are even though they are a bit stubborn thinking they can handle everything just because they reached some inane number of decades of age
>rape as necessary penance to rid humans of their sins and most of the sex is consensual as a rite to trigger save points
>humans are naturally fragile so angels have to take it upon themselves to do the naked embrace rite to mark a church so they won’t die. Since they know human kindness made them really sensitive they just lightly tease boys for being quickshots - something they find cute as this proves the human body is hardwired to mate with angels (the Holy Goddess said so so it’s true)
>headpat the ahegaoing humans and even marry them as consolation
Conclusion: angels are the superior race constantly sacrificing themselves for the wellbeing of mankind

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>>45055238
i will just fuck my thorny sin given form, each my dick hurts but it hurts so good

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>CONTAINMENT BREACH

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imagine monsterizing the sins of people itself

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>>45055150
Miss Hebi knows how to take "no" for an answer.
IGNORE IT

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>>45055297
sounds selfcesty

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plump hebi sex

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>>45055044
I want to play her tits like bongos

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>>45055306
go away furfag

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>>45055310
well i'd imagine what happens to those who try running from eros and love itself
>>45055318
ah yes the neet hebi who summoned me to her world

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>>45055238
>multiple Manticores claim those are hollow words abd monster girls still kill humans to this day
All those Manticores are virgins, aren't they?

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>>45055332
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuper virgins.

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>>45055332
>>45055336
Probably the type to melt into a puddle of mewling bliss if a human called them cute and asked if he could scratch their ears.

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Consider

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>>45055351
Okay. It's been considered. Now what?

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>>45055351
I am listening!

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>>45055357
buy my book

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>>45055238
Angels are just as lustful as monsters. They're just better at hiding it.

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>>45055350
Manticores are super-cuddleable, they'd be happier if they didn't all insist on being so malignant all the time.

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>>45055238
holst is best girl, no fuss, no pride, just milk and sex

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>>45055003
>Hacks your robot chair

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>Vampire wife
>Manticore wife
>Holstaur wife
>Vamp wife sucking your blood
>Holst wife has a titty in your mouth letting you suck down her milk
>Manticore wife has you balls deep in her tail

Bliss. How much more SUCC can we fit into this situation?

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>>45055440
Enter the Akaname.

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>>45055440
ittan momen can fold around the body
ghost or wight can handle the spiritual
slime can fill in the empty space
always room for kej

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>>45055389
>>>/vg/
wrong board

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>>45055297
It’s actually something in the SEQUEL series. It isn’t explained if the ancestors of all monsters are born out of sin, but washing away sins will generate monsters, either purposefully or not.
And since in the current age mana is scarce, instead of being horrendous abominations the monsters will be cute or seductive monster girls.
It’s a practice for a certain country to make their knights generate sin monsters to defeat, while in other places this naturally causes undersea monster girls to pop up

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>>45055440
wonder if a vampire would get annoyed if there was a venom heavy species in the harem fouling up anons blood

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When an MG thinks they’re the main character…

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>>45055389
>dude lmao if you cum to a monster it’s a sin, but if an angel fucks you it’s just your holy duty
They don’t. In fact they are worse.

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>>45055479
Doubt it, she'd probably be shlicking away, getting eaten out by the Bicorn wife or bouncing away on her husband as she kept sucking away. I guarantee Vampire's love anything that adds some extra flavor to their husband's blood.

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>>45055487
Liar! 1,000 year of angel rape penalty. Prepare to be healed of sin.

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>>45055514
trash face

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cuddling with a plant!

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im going to make an angel to sin, and then lay with her sinful self

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Honestly a non mge monster girl thread is needed

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>>45055557
>>>/a/
>>>/vg/
there are literally two others. go there

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>>45055551
ARE THOSE

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>>45055486
>I have summoned a human from another world that’s great at combat but weak at sex so me and my friends became a harem and take turns fucking him?! - a story about how we humiliated the jocks Hellhounds that stayed virgins while our husband became the strongest in the world

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What a shame, turns out that humans can't channel a lot of magic without losing their humanity

Shame

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>>45055539
here you go anon

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>>45055591
>>>/vg/

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>>45055604
gonna stick my face in angel butt!

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>>45055604
that's the chief gods fault.

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>>45055569
monster nuns are the best healsluts, the can fight and heal, also no needfor potions, just as her for some "potions"
>>45055607
unironically better, mobface makes all monsters better

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>>45055551
unbelievably suckable

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angels love to give absurd punishments like 100 years of rape, is there any record of what happens once the punishment is over?

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>>45055604
i just use the strength that my wurm mom gave me, it seems like magic

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>>45055642
got like 2 years probation

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>>45055642
>s there any record of what happens once the punishment is over?
morrowind themesong starts playing

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>>45055551
Delicious, syrup flavored nipples.

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>>45055642
the best way to deal with them is to make them "sin"

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>>45055642
An eternity of marriage for cumming in an angel

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>>45055642
At that point the human is usually fairly well mindbroken so the angel takes responsibility for them.

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I need the softest cow

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>>45055696
Here you go!

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>>45055696
i gotchu senpai

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>>45055457
You're right! There is always room for kej! You can have one now!

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>>45055696
Ok

Be careful

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>>45055696
soft evil cow

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>>45055717
I need this tier of cow to run my dairy.

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What would happen if i (theoretically) bit an oni's tit

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>>45055726
sake milk

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>>45055726
Depends on the oni

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>>45055726
she'd say ow and you wold get drunk from the sake milk

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>>45055717
where is it

WHERE IS THE MILK

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My mind is filled with thoughts of mofu... it's too late for me, save yourselves...

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>>45055759
I will find a cure for foxoplasmosis
I will not forsake you brother!

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>>45055662
>Getting nectar mixed in with her breast milk

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>>45055642
do you imagine its a literal nonstop rape for all that time or are you given breaks(they cant be that cruel can they?)

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Reminder that there is objectively zero reason to even try to improve yourself as a person in MGE when monsters will just naturally be better than you in every single possible way. Devote yourself to martial arts for most of your life? Oops too bad this random whore you came across is just naturally better than you on an instinctual level so nothing you try even matters. Cooking? Yeah too bad, some random street rat can knock your cooking out of the park because monster energy can just do that. But don't worry anon you just have to forsake being human, replace your energy with that of a monster's and you'll actually have a decent chance of making a name for yourself when you're not busy being a glorified dildo for whatever monster managed to claim you! But don't worry anon even though you are objectively having your soul's energy be more like a monster it TOTALLY isn't like becoming a monster even though that makes zero sense.

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>>45055740
It's gotta be there somewhere

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Ass > Tits

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Cute bait, but I desire momsters anyway so

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>>45055803
PREPARE FOR EXTRACTION

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>>45055794
>improve yourself as a person in MGE when monsters will just naturally be better than you
That's not even the case for most shit, in terms of strength or magical ability? Yeah at least not until you turn, but moral character and good habits is absolutely something you can be way better with than monsters. Imagine how horrid a neet monsters room would be

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>>45055814
>Another anon contracts foxoplasmosis via milk
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>tfw ywn be a sheperd of holst wurms

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submit to shog, now.

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>>45055794
>Reminder that there is objectively zero reason to even try to improve yourself as a person in MGE when monsters will just naturally be better than you in every single possible way
I stopped reading there. If you want to git gud in mge, you get yourself a loving and devoted wife. Then you both feedback loop each other through endless sickeningly sweet lovey dovey bullshit and sex until both of you can punch holes into mountains.

But but that point you'd both be so obsessed with each other and love drunk you wouldn't want to anyways, unless someone was threatening the other.

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>>45055794
There’s always the hero’s path, though you will become angel bait.

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>>45055835
I will not eat the shogloaf

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>>45055794
Do it for yourself.

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>>45055794
Let spite rule you

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>>45055835
>>>/trash/
>>>/d/
>>>/h/
wrong board for captionshit

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>>45055835
will this be countendered?

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>>45055838
>take the hero's path
>constantly harassed by angels, valkyries, the occasional griffon
>dragons keep seeking you out to prove they're superior and defeat the powerful hero
>also sally's because they really, really want to lose to a hero and get a heroic dicking down
>every lilim within a continent range radius keeps an eye on your progress for future marriage proposals

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>>45055841
just a bite

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>>45055837
>you get yourself a loving and devoted wife.
So again, the only way you can do anything is to be the disposable cum dispenser for a monster.

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>>45055866
...which by that logic would make her your disposable cum receptacle

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>>45055866
it's clearly recyclable and not disposable

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leave the mick or Shitposter alone

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>>45055841
bold to assume you have a choice, one day while eating your meal, you'll look down and see traces of purple slime for a split second and think it was nothing
Then when you fall asleep you'll awaken in the shog dimension, forever hers. You will eat the shogloaf and be happy

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>>45055794
>>45055866
Get better quality pasta, you make the Italian monsters upset.

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>>45055828
I want to file down her spiky horns and make them look nice and neat.

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>>45055818
>That's not even the case for most shit
Give a single example for what, then. Monsters can already easily destroy years of effort to train and become a strong fighter and they can somehow teach a mindless savage like an Ushi-Oni how to cook like a professional chef, who's to say that can't easily do the same for every possible angle humans can have to improve as a person?

>>45055871
Not if you're only with her because she forced you to.

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>>45055883
need to blow my kiki whistle

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>>45055883
Shogloaf just sounds really disgusting... can I have a cup of Shogpudding instead? That sounds more palatable.

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>>45055885
that's not what pasta means, newfriend

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>>45055794
Don't bother anon, all the dudes in this thread are weak willed degenerate fags most of them don't deserve a monster wife

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>>45055835
>>45055883
Remove yourself you sentient wine stain. This is a kiki household!

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>>45055899
deserving a wife is a troubling mindset to have

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>>45055835
Reading this really made me wonder what a shoggoth would sound like when she spoke. Would it be two-toned, sound like a dozen voices speaking at once, or somewhat eerily echo-y?

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>>45055835
More?

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Bow before your queen.

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>>45055919
Not here, faggot.

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>>45055882
how do i obtain the formula for jiangshi creation, do i need to talk with an evil hermit

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>>45055930
just google it

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>>45055930
visit your friendly neighborhood daoist priestess

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>>45055899
You don't need to put on a tough guy front, Anon. Monstergirls aren't normal women.

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>>45055942
the only one i can find is one named seiga and she has blue hair and makes holes in walls

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>>45055946
You're right. They're somehow worse.

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>>45055927
>Tits that small
Aint no queen of mine.

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>>45055953
(You)

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>>45055927
She'll be on her knees gargling my balls

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>>45055927
I'm gonna make fun of her for not being able to fit through doors cause of her horns

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>>45055927
I didn't vote for her.

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>>45055927
nah, im american, i bow to no monarch, I will revolt and make a democracy

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>>45055946
>monster girls aren't normal women.
So no shit tests?

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>>45055927
>Tits that big
Ain't no queen of mine.

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I kind of understand miseryfags now, the idea of being happy after being depressed for so long, or having a happy ending is just kind of unthinkable for me nowadays
Hell reading MGE stories can actually hurt me sometimes because it's like "damn I could've been born in that universe instead of this one" type thing

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>>45055981
Is it still a shit test if she's purposefully setting you up to fail so she can 'punish' you with sex?

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>>45055994
I have never self-inserted into any story, even self-insert stories, so I don't tend to have this problem.
Although I might after I finish the story.

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>>45055995
a good shit test
wonder what a good monster for that would be, I feel like dark elves and Cheshire

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>>45056025
>bogey with abandonment issues

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>>45056041
>leave her sight
>immediately starts panickedly calling for you

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>mge is a femdom setting
Unironically where did this belief come from?
a lot of the monster profiles have timid and devoted as their disposition, and hell only a few are femdom oriented

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>>45056025
that picute be making m feel guilty

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>>45056045
>go to store for 5 minutes
>meet old friend at the store
>they drag you off to hang out with some friends
>tell them you have to go back to your wife
>get dragged along anyway
>return home late
>bogey standing in the middle of the living room, staring at you
>entire room is dark
>her eyes are glowing

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>>45056066
>mating press the bogey for a few hours so she becomes a good trad wife again

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>>45056066
Friends?

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>>45056077
MGE is such a magical setting even you can have friends in it

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>>45055957
>>45055987
The duality of man.

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>>45055994
On one hand I like romance stories and happy endings for what they are but on the other hand, since I've never personally experienced any form of it, I view it with an emotional distance like I was some kind of alien or scientist; merely observing it with some vague curiosity.

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>>45056090
Now that's just TOO unbelievable. I can only suspend my disbelief so much.

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>>45056094
Hey, me too. It's a detached kind of enjoyment, like looking at a couple holding hands or kissing and thinking "that's nice for them."

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>>45056106
Exactly. And you don't think too much or too long about it. Except for when you can't, one day. And then it hurts a little every time you see a romantic gesture so you instinctively look away to protect yourself. But then the emotional detachment comes back to start the cycle over.

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Man why are you wanting to fight innocent beautiful women anyways, sounds kinda gay if you ask me.

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>>45056157
>not wanting to wrestle a beautiful monster woman to the ground and get all sweaty together

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>>45056157
Dunno, i desire to be a daoist priest and raise jiangshis, the better zombie

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>>45056157
There's no downside to practice your wrestling moves with a slime! Neither of you can really hurt each other.

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>>45056157
>Man why are you wanting to fight innocent beautiful women
because of a minor disagreement

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>>45055927
Nice horn fashion

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>>45055994
Why can't fairy smoke?

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>>45056157
Cause I'm too dumb and fucked up to be a lover. I'm more like the guy that gets left behind in a zombie movie so everyone else can get to safety.

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i desire american monsters

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>>45056246
>tfw door slammed closed in face by rest of the group to buy time from the undead hordes
>taken under a wave of undead as they tear into you
>eventually the lich that raised them comes by to you out and claim as her husband
>she's the head harem wife in your harem of several hundred zombies and dozens of ghouls

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>>45056320
>When your Shetland mistress finds herself standing next to the tomboy shire horse.

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Do demons accept contracts written by you? Hope they don't make fun of my handwriting

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>>45056350
They might give you some pointers, but I think they'd enjoy the gesture.

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>body like a lamia
>fur and ears akin to an inari
>black sclera and light purple skin like a demon
>paws halfway between a griffon's and a manticore's
>disposition is notably split between aggressive and timid
...Were bunyips originally a type of chimera?

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>>45054943

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>>45056394
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

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>>45056394
NEED
NEED ME SOME BUNYIP NIPS

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>>45056394
[spoilers]Ah shit. Welp, I suppose that's what I get for mobileposting.[/spoilers]

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>>45056437
Retard

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>>45056437
...I'm just gonna go to bed.

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>>45056415
Woof!

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>>45056479
REMEMBER KIDS, if some hag is bothering you, you can always approach an MGCPD Officer and she will protect you.

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>>45056520
That officer looks like she's the one who needs protection

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>>45056525
She will protect your sperm insider her. It will be safe from the influence of hags there.

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>>45056537
>Safe from hags
Cute

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>>45056537
but anon she is the hag, a 20-year veteran on the force

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>>45056520
Thank you officer Hellwan for keeping us safe! Not like that crooked cop officer Chesh.

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>>45056525
She was just captured by the Pamper Predator. He surprised her with head pats and then spent three hours brushing her fur, trimming her nails, massaging her aching muscles and rubbing her tummy. Once she recovers, she's definitely going to track him down and arrest him. Unfortunately she's going to be competing with at least two dozen other officers who have been similarly "assaulted" by the Pamper Predator.

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>>45056546
Just Because Detective MCRUFF is in her early 40's doesn't mean she is a hag, not like those foxes who can be hundreds of years old, plus she has devoted her self to stopping the Mofukuza and can't handle one more anon falling into their clutches of endless toil brushing mofu and frying tofu to pay off gambling debt.

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>>45056437
I appreciate the open and free nipples, Anon.

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>>45056537
Wait a minute... how old is this wan?

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Demons deserve to be punched

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>>45056550
Stop resisting!

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>>45056603
Hands up don't rape

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She's a loose cannon cop with a distinct disrespect for authority and way too much to prove
He's a wanted criminal famous through the underground for his daring heists and miraculous escapes.

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>>45056545
I'm old enough to be immune to Hags.

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>>45056615
That's ok, you're still small enough to be vulnerable

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>>45056615
all men are little boys to hags.

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>>45056574
She can't hide the grey hairs and crows feet. I know a hag when I see one

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I want to fistfight a Demon in a public washroom

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>>45056593
>images taken moments before disaster

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, watch out for sabbath members engaging in a fight.
It turns into a laser based bullet hell.

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>>45056593
perfect boob parry

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>>45056634
>try to give a demon the old 1, 2, straight to the moon
>she just slaps your face with her tail
>you insta lose
damn demons

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>>45056669
Well it's better than getting shot through the liver

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>>45056683
>attacks your liver
beware of goats and onis

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>>45056663
I can feel the pressure from here. What frightening power.

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>>45056697
I'm talking about a fight anon...
If monsters can't give me cool shonen fights then I don't want them!

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>>45056669
Just grab the tail and you win. It works on all monsters with tails

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>>45055835
I can't
I submitted to shog and kiki tag team months ago

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>>45056705
>anon tries to fight a monster
>she holds him back with one hand while he windmills his arms to punch
>she just laughs and licks her lips while murmuring how she can fix him
all you're getting is shonen fights(sexo)

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>>45056721
should've seen the folding chair coming

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>>45056723
Then I quit! I'm going back home and those dumb monsters can ruin someone else's day!

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Any good monster girl manga lately?

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>>45056727
>kiki leaping at you with the shog chair
last time i order fast food instead of eating kiki & shog dinner

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>>45056727
I'M MAD

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>>45056736
Maybe if you cry she'll feel bad for you and do a few cool moves?

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Keep getting flashed by slimes, do they get uppity when humidity increases?

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unstoppablemonsters is boring
Give a decent puch up
would be cool to see anon pump him self up with strengh/reinforcement spells and then into an all out braw with an ogre or dragon

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>>45056749
Nuh uh. I'm going back to calling monsters racial slurs in online games and making them cry when I tell them how bad they are! I'll beat them somehow!

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>>45056736
You think you can leave this ring anon?

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>>45056757
monsters can be trusted with power. people can't. simple as

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>>45056745
MAD ABOUT ELF

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>>45056757
its a fantasy setting
train youreself to the peak, then apply the spells
victory will be yours

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>>45056777
Oops you forgot anon monsters are just inherently more skilled at hand to hand combat and will just make fun of you while you can't do anything to them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056776
perhaps a nice elf might calm you down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056800
ANGRY
ANGRY THOSE BAZONGAS ARENT FREE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056791
I dont think the setting was meant to be seen like that.
I feel that monsters beeing stronger is simply stronger as a base, and hard working humans could prevail.
If that wasnt the case than the tornaments that are said to be held are a cruel joke.

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>>45056800
what about an elf that offers up another elf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056825
the asspull power is a clause for when somebody is trying to murder a monster. he likes taking it out of context because he's dumb, ignorant or malicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056791
Except not you faggot, if you’re genuinely trying to kill or harm them then yes you get stomped because mamomana, but if you’re in a Dog Days style fight then yes a human can win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056844
why are you fighting mamono? stop it. stop it. have sex with them instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056852
Nothing gets me in the mood for sex like a fight with my rival. No I'm not related to a salamander

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056875
>Nothing gets me in the mood for sex like a fight with my rival
Proud of you son
>No I'm not related to a salamander
Lies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056698
>How long have they been like this?
>2 hours...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056829
Now I get TWO elves to violate!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056897
what would they be fighting over?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056825
>>45056844
Try reading the setting material next time. Succubi effortlessly can beat men in fights and literally mock them during the fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056905
Mating rights

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056905
territory, mating rights
the usual stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056905
Who gets first turn on the trampoline

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056852
Because I want to wrestle fuck a cowgirl after waving a red cloth in her face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056907
>effortlessly
hey she practiced hard on that choreography

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056889
I am not related to fire lizards and I refuse to fight them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056907
why are you threatened by that? succubi won't hurt you.

[Anonymous No.]

Salamanders are dorks.
No, I will not fight them, why would I fight a dork

[Anonymous No.]

If you want stronger monsters, just write whatever you want or head canon it. From a story perspective, I like my MGs a level above humans where skill triumphs over strength, but you're mostly fucked fighting one who is equally skilled.
If the portals were to open to an MGE world, I would want them to be more like canon so that I didn't have to worry about them and can submit to my goddess the way the DL intended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056963
>why would I fight a dork
to bully?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056945
Because what the fuck is the point of trying or wanting to be anything in MGE if some cunt can just show up, outdo you in every way and on top of it just start making fun of you? I had enough of feeling like that as a kid I don't want more of it as an adult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056963
It sounds like your chicken Anon. You don't want her to make the clucking noises at you in front of everyone do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056991
maybe don't take yourself so seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056963
What if the dork wants to fight you? You can't just ignore her!

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>>45056991
it sounds like some very nasty things happened to you in the past that might be skewing they way you're looking at monsters today. maybe you could let a nice girl marry you and talk it out with her? i promise she won't make fun of you.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon is weak to dorks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057040
dorks are weak to ME!

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>>45056994
>>45057035
If she wants to fight me so badly she can come find me at the top of my wizard tower filled with all sorts of traps and trials that still have solution because the Bureau of Dungeons are a bunch of hacks.
I'm building that stuff to keep people out, why do I need to hide a key on each floor?

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>>45057038
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057054
>anon thinks he is safe at the top of his wizard tower
>sally parachutes in from above
those monsters are getting smarter anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057064
>Not so fast Anon! Rivals have to duel if they lock eyes! It's the rules!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057054
Wait you've built a dungeon for her to power level in? You're either flirting or about to get unexpectedly amazon oressed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056963
slap a sally with a dueling glove

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>>45057068
>anon tries to avoid fight by saying she is not his rival
>salamander gets depressed and her tail flame droops down
Good job, now you made her sad

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>>45057064
While that would be a good strategy, the BoD will be all over her before she even gets off the ground
>Oh, Anon spent all this time building a dungeon for a nice girl like you to clear and you are just going to skip to the END? Where's your sense of romance? Adventure?

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>>45057115
>you are just going to skip to the END?
>sally is cuddling anon who is covered in kiss marks
>"Uh...yea?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057151
I hope she is ready to lose her adventurer and dungeoneering licenses for that infraction

[Anonymous No.]

slap sabbath butts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057198
Don't care, got husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057198
>lose her adventurer and dungeoneering licenses
>got the wife and mother licenses
fair trade

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>>45057271
>guard anon tries to take the toll
>monster insists to pay in kisses
fug...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057271
It's gotta be tough being a human guard on the border, the king can't be bothered to give a fuck about the frontier so you have to rely on adventurers, some of them are mamano and they don't really care about money so they want payment by other means. The commander spends more and more time with this demonic looking woman and just says take care of it when we go to him for advice, pretty soon we won't have many human guards left so we are now hiring mamano with the expectation they don't drag off their husband to mamano lands rather stay in town to keep the peace. Pretty soon I reckon we will be under the demon lords domain but who am I to care, the king don't give a fuck and taxes are no longer being collected so I guess it's not all bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I like aquatic mgs but the ocean’s cold and gross and I hate it, what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45055794
Sadly it's true, we are just puppets on string

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057362
KC wrote an entire essay to politely tell cuckfags to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057370
And also made us completely useless and irrelevant. The smallest and weakest can break all your bones if she wants and will make fun of you for it. I do not wish for portal nowadays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057388
Not an issue unless you go looking for a scenario in an attempt to insert your cuckfetish into it, such a scenario would never cross ones mind nor would they have an interaction with such a thing unless those conditions were met.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056048
They can also overpower us on every domain just by wanting it. It's peak femdom since we are just glorified dildos that mamonos choose. Even suicide can't break this cycle.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna dump a bucket of water on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057426
Cheshy get off the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057423
Or if she wants to do something from you, or if she wants to.make.fun of you, or if she wants to rape you, or if she feels like hurting you... We are just toys in a big chest waiting and waiting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057438
You know I'm right, joke around to avoid the question if you want

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057370
>there are two ways to react to shitty cope
>call it out
>cope even harder and call it good cope
Okay.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057426
And of course it's the fucking frogtard seething about femdom again.
I swear thr Fr*nch are the most annoying faggots on the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057509
Shut the fuck up Mick

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Seen any elves? HAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057509
How? Haven't post today. Recently almost every thread someone do that. I don't understand why but fine I will leave. I don't want to be shitposter scape goat. Fuck you all

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056048
Actually if anything, Order fags are the ultimate femdom fags because they literally WORSHIP a Goddess, whereas monster girls are practically slobbering at their man's knees.
>>45057426
Who cares, MGE functions off the logic that whatever a monster girl can do, you can probably do just as well or even better later down the line - IF you want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>French nigger is out
Thread is healing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057547
No, stay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057362
>>45057388
>>45057426
>>45057445
>>45057451
Ok kill yourself then, it’s the only way to escape right? You don’t want to even take the chance that some monster girl could come get you right? Then just go jump in front of a train and be done with it and prove how independent and superior you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057580
Wisp

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057569
No, trash must be cleaned. Post Kiki to celebrate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057426
Why am I seeing a Zena Cat edit here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057580
>he thinks death is an escape
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057627
Namu amida butsu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057584
Need me a hyper nerd Tomoko style wisp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057362
How the fuck did humans even survive the previous ages

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057362
>As KC notes, once the soul is united with a monster, it's impossible to separate, even if you try to rewrite the timeline.
That's Love Town shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057655
Autists either died young or became great conquers instead of what we have now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057362
Okay humans can't beat monsters but maybe silverback gorillas can 'cause they're stronger than humans.

[Anonymous No.]

The hydra's body is impervious to attack. You must defeat each of her heads individually.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057868
>Blowjob from one
>Another focuses on the balls
>Make out with a third
>The other two suck on your fingers
There, all heads occupied, no need to thank me.

[Anonymous No.]

>"I am a more future-proofed and advanced model than you, Relic! It's about time, you retired."
>t.Modern Day/Futuristic Automaton to an older model/Obsolete/Antiquated Automaton model

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057362
I love MGE and all but this really feels like jumping the shark. He could have just said fuck off to people pushing stuff he hates but he had to make such a retarded explanation that makes the setting seem like a joke. I hope he finds help for his brainworms because they seem pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057362
>i want you to be happy, and to suffer no more
>NOOOOO

Jesus fucking I truly understand now ntrfags actually relish in misery. You literally glorify it and the misery loves company is the best way to describe your actions here. This literally why you and m*ck are here.
Its like you people legit want hell to be real since being miserable is your comfort zone. You cannot even imagine being loved and cherished. Get drafted or kys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058134
I always assumed those dumbfucks are just trying to somehow elevate themselves above us "weeb coomers" by complaining that a wish fulfillment fantasy setting does not conform to standards of typical fantasy crap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057907
>Beep Boop :3

[Anonymous No.]

Bring me all the hag lilims, I'll take care of them so you guys can get ones your age

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058134
It's not that. The entire setting becomes patronizing towards you, hardly anything seems to matter. In my fantasies, I want to do things that matter, I want to earn things, I want the main draw of the world, monster girls, to be more than omnipotent, pretty looking prisons that will gladly give me illusion of control. It's depressing. It's no better than staying in a room and taking pills for the rest of my life. I don't feel loved in that setting. I feel used. I feel stuck. I feel like I'm being forced to take the happy pill for the rest of my life. Cool If you want that for you.
But me, at least in my fantasy, I want to matter. Should I stop whining and just drop the mge? Yeah, honestly I will. Monstergirls are more than that. Fuck KC to be honest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058203
OK great just leave and stop bothering us, it's clear that neither the setting nor this thread are a good fit for you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058203
White flag monkey, leave and never come back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058203
>Should I stop whining and just drop the mge? Yeah, honestly I will
To be honest, this is the smartest thing you have said so far.

[Anonymous No.]

I know why the thread hate Mick but why do we hate the frog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058314
nothing good has ever come out of france

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058314
Annoying whiny bitch, likely also behind the retarded suicide shitposts. I think this is like the third time he's promising to stop shitting up the thread, buy you just know he'll be back tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058314
He's worse than Mick, he is French

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058203
I think that the core of KC's setting remains incredibly inspiring, but the more he talks about it the more holes he pokes into the whole thing. It sucks that he has to deal with assholes who go out of their way to harass him but making up incredibly far-fetched explanations to keep them out instead of just ignoring them is only hampering the whole project in my opinion. You're better off making your own setting that satisfies you instead. As long as you love monster girls I think it's fine to keep coming back to the thread, just ignore the KC apologists and the false-flaggers and keep creating content. This has always been the Monster Girl thread, not the Monster Girl Encyclopedia thread. We all love monster girls here.

[Anonymous No.]

For this challenge, I will enter hagville with -900% hag resist

[Anonymous No.]

>>45055794
>the only reason for self improvement is to be better than other people
Anon, you are sick in the head. Please seek help from adjusted individuals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058203
We both know you’ll be back here in a couple days whining about how you’re incapable of just being happy or having nice things even in your fantasies. Somebody could hand you a piece of cake but you wont accept it unless they also stab you first.
>>45058422
You should leave too but again we both know you wont.

[Anonymous No.]

>Somebody could hand you a piece of cake but you wont accept it unless they also stab you first.
True. don't know why.

[Anonymous No.]

it is because you hate yourself and don't think your'e deserving of anything good. This is also a self fulfilling prophecy in that you actively sabotage anypositivity in your life. That is why you are here, in this den of positivity, you just want to torture yourself here and bemoan your existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057655
Men were stronger back then, not the push overs we have today

[Anonymous No.]

>>45056235
She's a character from Interspecies Reviewers who canonically DOES smoke, so in context, I assume she's trying to quit.

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't kikis work as professors? Because they only have masters!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058538
You are genuinely mentally ill that’s why, seek professional help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058661
Wrong, meds are a trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058616
I have my Masters degree, now I just need a Kiki to use it on.
>PhD in basketweaving wankers get called Doctor when they can't even apply a bandaid, I want to get called "Mashtah"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058548
I told you and my theory is 100% correct after seeing their behaviour ITT. Its literally divide and conquer. In this case the setting is attacked since these people never recieved love, thus being miserable is their default state. In order to not kill themselves their mind creates a false logic since every single cell in your body wants to live, even if it distorts reality. The best way to describe it: These people are sitting in a pile of shit, and their reasoning is: it keeps me warm.
Again if you are like m*ck and co, you are here because anons online are the only people whoever react to you, and you literally get off on their negative emotions and remarks. The fact is I'm starting to see this behavior within normalfags too as they glorify sabotaging themselves. I'm never going to be impressed by them working 12 hours just to grind their soul to dust, or developing basic bitch npc personality. In fact ill look down on them since they dont respect themselves and thus neither will I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058422
That the guy who created the canon Cuckhoss has to compress MGE into the virgin-monogamy hugbox to deal with Western schitzos is a tragedy.
>fuckthem, its like turning every loli into a CC-midget because the West tries to deny loli exists

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058422
It's hard today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058756
They exist for psychopaths like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058956
>Not liking yourself = psycho

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057559
Become a abyssal god, have a abyssal harem. Become the true form of absolute maledom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45059097
You haven't left french nigger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058918
Bicorn = cuck is a bad western fanon that he regards as cringe.
The 7 seas translation is outright wrong.
Bicorn and Unicorn's profile allude to the end result of getting jumped by another monster while having an unicorn wife.
Despite claims to the contrary, bicorn was only ever a harem horse and not the cuck horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45059082
Depression is a mental illness yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45059107
No I an’t French anon, I don’t even think he likes abyssal monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058868
>you need a master's degree to have a kiki
But don't worry Anons for the Kiki Maid Academy is now offering full scholarships to any man who wants to major in meido molestation. You will be paired with your very own kiki in training or a professor if preferred as you are taught important skills such as upskirt panty peak detection, how to safely bend a maid over any kind of furniture, and how to achieve an erection at only the sound of the word "mastah." Masters that have graduated from the Kiki Maid Academy have shown to have up to a 75% increase in kiki satisfaction and fertility. At the Kiki Maid Academy we will help prepare all would be masters become the CEO of maid fucking we know they can be. Visit our website or call our toll free number for more information.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that if you're poort, the host club in hagville is hiring.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45059835
Yeah, they're always hiring, because male servers disappear the first day they start working there every time without fail

[Anonymous No.]

I want to see a guy win a fight with a monster.
Not kill, just win.
>inb4 Ironbeast

[Anonymous No.]

>>45059872
Maybe I'll let you watch when I beat up my ogre some time. You will not watch the rape that follows of course, but you can watch the bruising.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45059872
>Ironbeast
??

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

hagville is the best starting town, you can get end game gear fro real cheap all ou have to do is...... i forgot it but it has to do with the danuki clerk, she always is a different danuki the next day

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Every male adventurer could use a monster partymember-daughter-wife or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054943

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060151
Made for mating press (anal)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45059134
Depression is not real, stop being pathetic cry baby

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45059946
>>45059996
>>45060039
>>45060061
>>45060111
>>45060163
>>45060246
>>45060261
>>45060276
>>45060293
Cool image dump, are you actually going to say anything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060320
If your idea of contribution is bitching, then at the very least don't waste the thread space

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060172
Anal just defeats the purpose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060163
nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060345
hes been at this for a fucking year

[Anonymous No.]

I spot a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060163
made to retire from being a fighting game character and to be bred by me repeatedly until we have a football teams' worth of children4k0dhd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060452
shit in my horny haze i misplaced the captcha
monster girls are dangerous they mess with my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060458
That's why MGE Demons have it so easy. Getting a horny man to sign a contract is a piece of cake.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060172
>>45060347
It would be a waste to not explore both secret passages if you're on an adventure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060490
>Anon goes to return something at a grocery store
>A demon lady makes him sigh a forum
>She's so pretty he doesn't even notice it's a marriage contract until he wrote his first name
>It's close enough and she pulls you over the counter and rapes you in the office
Never sign things a monster gives you anon

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Your order has arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a dark mage neet who looks like hex manaic to kidnap me and made me a bedwarmer/daki/manabattery/house husband who makes me cook and take care of her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060612
Just imagine how soft she is

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060594
Poor WoL.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060530
Does that say Financial Pampering or Tampering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060594
Poor WoL. Women just lunge at him.

[Anonymous No.]

Us humans were immortal at one point and we were like the angels, we must get it back anyway possible.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060674
You won't get it back here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060696
She's got SPLOOGE all over her

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060654
Looks like pampering to me but I can see why would you think It's a 't'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060728
It's clearly a t, you're all being suckered

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45055150
butter snek. snek wit da butter on her

[Anonymous No.]

Real ded hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45055150
She's big

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060929
Titanoboa Breed of Hebi, a legendary mamano not seen for thousands of years. Imagine that she has been waiting all this time for (you)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060958
>40' + long
>1,500 lbs - 2,500 lbs
You have a very real chance of getting lost in her coils. Like you dive in for snek cuddles, and they may have to call a search party to get you back out because you've gone missing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060977
She knows exactly where you are, you are not lost. You are safe from any other woman in her coils.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060992
Safe from other women, but not safe from suffocating in 2000 lbs of snake flesh. Don't care how well-intentioned she is; that's dangerous. I could definitely see that big snake getting a little too into it, and her needing a lich to revive you soon after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060929
woah... big...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061006
Imagine how distraught she would be

[Anonymous No.]

do you think mamono would be offended by taking a scientific interest in them? I want to know how alraune works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061032
As long you have sex at some point they wouldn't mind much. They'll find your curiosity cute and endearing.

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>>45061032
It would be a hell of a good job working as a researcher of mamano for nature documentaries
My research would be soley on various Wans and their habits, watching them eat, groom themselves, establish which of them is in charge, not understanding that the one in charge is the one who has me first. Dr Breeds with Wans was never seen again but found footage of his trip to document the Savage Hellwans of Mt Doom has opened up the human worlds knowledge of Hellhounds, sadly it can't be broadcast because of it's pornographic nature, but an uncut version is available from Danuki Family Homevideo. 80 hours of Raw Uncut footage of life among the Hellhounds.

[Anonymous No.]

>is that a... a... a MALE boy? I must SNIFFF, sniififffffff AAAAAUGHHHHHH I'm gonna fucking RAPE OUUUOUOUUUGHHH
and you like this personality?

[Anonymous No.]

Beware the Dryad forest; a forest where every single tree is a Dryad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061032
that's how i'm going to interact with barometz while she invites me closer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061108
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061108
I quite like female girls myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061133
Imagine having that sex-crazed rabbit as your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061250
i like when ms march hare is 3m tall

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058203
Do women not matter to men, because men can break their bones and shatter their skulls? You're ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061262
Doesn't matter how tall she is. She's a menace. A baby-crazed menace. You won't make it one year without getting her preggers at least twice.

[Anonymous No.]

You know all these reality warping edits to the setting was because some people wanted to spill the blood of innocent monster women because they’re still in their edgy dark phase. It’s all autistic shit on all sides it’s to the point of being a comedy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45060345
i see it
i see the vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061108
I like the idea of a girl smelling me a lot, it's not even a musk kink either. Just makes me feel happy to smell nice to someone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061273
Kill All Mamonos!

[Anonymous No.]

Of all the various monster girl species in MGE, which do you think would be the comfiest to live with in a modern setting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061108
Don't Jubs relax quite a bit after penetration and orgasm? As in, can actually have a conversation as long as you're still soaking inside her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061325
Most of the various beastgirls. Cat, dog, wolf, fox girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061325
Probably most dog and cat monsters with some of the lamias, though if you’re wanting to go places fast you will need a long car for a lamia to ride in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061325
pyrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061325
wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061108
Im 31 and not cute at all so im safe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061325
I'll be honest Anon, all of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057817
>silverback gorillas
Gorilla monster girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061368
This is true. Malls would make a comeback.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061431

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>>45061421
wonderland likes to invert the logic when it's convenient for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061431
Lurk more crossboarder

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061032
"so how does undeath work?"
>"short answer or long answer?"
>miss lich replies without looking up from her book
"long answer"
>miss lich closes the book and looks up at you
>whoever said liches never smile was wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061431
Monkeys are woefully under-represented.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061437
Hmmm. Are you sure that's a gorilla? Those arms are awfully small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061108
I just want a girl that will look at me and not think I'm a complete piece of shit, Is that so wrong?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061487

[Anonymous No.]

I'm addicted to this place.
>>45061325
Succ and beastgirls with a normal humanoid body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061487
So... all of them? You WILL be married, and you WILL be loved and cherished.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061437
>>45061459
>enabling the retard posting off topic shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061487
get a basilisk or one of those old foxes that doesn't open their eyes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061521
I love this fat titted fox.

[Anonymous No.]

What is this cat laughing at?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061667
(You) asking her out

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061667
Human videos on the internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061667
She found a mirror

[Anonymous No.]

Resistance is futile. You will be foxed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061767
I already have been.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys get really sad that mge will never be real sometimes? I've been really sad lately that I'll never have a good end like in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061767
n-no...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061805
I've already accepted the bad end years ago, I just enjoy the cute girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061805
I try not to think about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061805
on the treadmill of life it's nice to have something to escape to, even if only temporarily.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061805
I focus on trying to improving myself and writing cute content. Maybe if there is a god I'll meet my waifu in the next life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061805
If sex androids become a thing within 10-20 years we can get pretty close. Imagine an android with the appearance and personality of Cheshire. I believe this to be achievable. As for MGE becoming real, who knows maybe reincarnation is real and we'll find out in the next life, we truly have no way of knowing right now so it's nice to think it's possible if we behave in good ways maybe that will be a possible reward, reincarnation in your ideal fantasy world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061820
this but I fail horribly every day

[Anonymous No.]

ghosts tell scary stories about ghosts fuckers, humans who hunt for ghosts as wives, and that those types wont be scared by anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061836
>have to install the affection and loyalty dlc
>have to buy the sexual compatibility packages
>in-built hardware level spyware to report all of your habits for advertising and check for wrongthink
>have to keep paying for a subscription service otherwise she stops loving you
s-sounds great haha...

[Anonymous No.]

I packed myself some baked beans for my trip to Wonderland.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061853
>implying that there wouldnt be ways around that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061894
You ain't getting around hardware level spyware. The rest, maybe, but you'll void her warranty and any issues that crop up, you're fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061847
>snare one in an ectoplasm net and rigorously plow her ghostly pale ass as she's trapped

[Anonymous No.]

Some ghosts are very dangerous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061912
i'd be the type to sleep and or live in abandoned buildings so I can get the ghosts

[Anonymous No.]

my favorite ghostly girl is the banshee

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061958
she's a real screamer

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061912
Choose the form of the destructor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061970
Sheriff Marshmallow Cat it is

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061958
>>45061966
Screaming tears of joy every time you have sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061958
i like her latina cousin, la llorona, delicious caramel flavor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061974
Sherif Marshmallow has done nothing about the Monster Outlaws! Anon was kidnapped 2 days ago and hasn't been seen since!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061990
There's a snake in my boot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061990
i need that bear girl shes the only only good girl in that pic in my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061992
I'm not black so not interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061990
>cut to a day later and the Monster Outlaws are hogtied while Sheriff Marshmallow Cat is getting scritches from Anon
The Hero always wins!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061805
Every 3-4 days, we can hope for a post mortem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062017
You make me feel empty anon. Not angry, not sad just disappointed in your behavior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062048
Blame Wightfag for ruining Wights for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062053
and yet you perpetuate it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062033
bullshit, anon did all the work

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061992
I'm not black and I am interested.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062053
Why are you thinking about another man so much are you gay? You probably kiss alps straight on the lips don’t cha.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>"#48 step forward."
>you take a tired step, the chains on your ankles and knuckles chiming bland tune
>you have done nothing to deserve this
>just kept to yourself, alone in nature
>grandpa left you his house in back in the sticks and living off the grid was peaceful
>you only visited the nearest village once a month, sold some of your game and pelts and in return bought supplies
>the view of the concrete floor is getting too depressing and you look up and squint at the sun
>"#48 pay attention."
>you shift your gaze towards the demon standing a few meters in front of you
>she wears some sort of paramilitary uniform
>her back straight, chest out, grinding her teeth
>the image of a drill-sergeant comes to mind
>one of the oni wardens passes her a clipboard, but she doesn't even look at it and continues to stare at you, like you're some sort of anomaly
>"for the crime of being a virgin at 29 years of age you've been selected for our special programm."
>"Follow me."
>she turns around and a oni warden shoves you into your back
>you all enter a lettered gate
>LIEBE MACHT FREI
>she guides to a large fenced off area
>guard towers with Cupid snipers adorne this so called 'correction facility'
>you come to a halt at another gate
>a manticore salutes her, by gesticulating like she's jerking someone off
>"Take him to building 11, the lower block. Find a suitable cell for him."
>the manticore grins at you "You heard the lady~"
>she and a oni warden guide you past the fence
>scrawny and fat mamono in dirty prison tatters all around stop smashing rocks with their pickaxes to look at you, most of them unhinged
>you hear many awkward 'guehehehe's coming from them
>"Go back to smashing your rocks, you worthless NERDS!" you hear the manticore yell at them and they quickly swing their tools again
>soon you reach a building with the number 11, but you don't enter the front door
>you go around and stop at the cellar entrance
>the oni effortlessly lifts the two heavy, iron doors you have no hope of ever budging
>stench is smacking in the face
>the stench of despair, virginity and nerds
>you look around and try to find an escape, but deep inside you know of an forlorn act, this foolish
>you three descend into the dim underworld that will be your new home
>concrete and bricks all around you, dimly illuminated by a few sodium lamps
>the view of the yellowish and yet somehow dark hallway, crested with heavy iron doors on its sides, combined with this stench makes your stomach turn
>you dry heave
>the manticore slaps your back "Aww, come on. It's not all that bad. Let's find a nice cell for you~"
>the oni warden, you and the core walk down the hallway
>your hear hurried and crampled noises behind the doors upon the manticores high heels emanating sounds
>"This is one should be perfect for you~" as you come to a stop at cell 16
>you strain your ears, but you can't hear anything behind the iron door
>the manticore pulls out a keyring and unlocks the door
>you can't see anything in the surpsingly big cell, except for one weak candle burning and fighting against the all encompassing darkness in its center
>the core pulls out another key, frees you from your shackles and the oni proceeds to shove you inside
>the door slams behind you and you hear the lock click followed by heinous laughter coming from it, accompanied by weakening footsteps
>"Guehehe"
>you start to sweat and turn towards the giggle to discern its owner
>"Do you like fanfiction?" you hear another voice asking you, dripping with the colour of unwashed, awkward nerd
>"I can't believe they finally give us a nice hubby after all this time." the first voice echoes
>your eyes start to adjust to the barely lit room and you start to make out two shapes
>a thin, tiny sanpaku gazer and a thicc lich
>you can see the dandruff in their hair and the pubes sticking out
>you fruitlessly work the doorhandle, while the two close in drooling and rambling about painting miniatures, building gunpla and inquires about your fetishes
>you blame the danuki for this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062056
Because what's the point anymore? The only people that bring them up to begin with are people like >>45062061 and other undesirables. Wights are ruined now and the less they're talked about the better. At least Zombies can be safely removed from association so they're not ruined too.

[Anonymous No.]

>45062071
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45061931
Get the battering wurm, I need to get in there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062071
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062071
This is why you shouldn't strive for wizardhood, kids. There are consequences.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062084
she's not though. your poisoned mind can't see anything else

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062095
Leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062071
kek'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062071
Eros will be most displeased with this facility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062084
It's incredible that you've allowed yourself to lose so hard to a cuck. Not just a cuck- a cuck you've never met or spoken to, some sad pathetic man you've only ever *heard* of. And yet he lives in your mind, controls your actions, determines your preferences.
You have thoroughly given into some random fag and allowed him to control your thoughts and actions. You are slovenly and weak-willed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062095
>>45062105
>>45062120
Nice samefagging for your dogshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062127
Calm down, get a life or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062126
>heard
He was a fucking cancerous tumor when he first started posting here until he got made fun of and ran away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062126
I mean that's not very nice how you said it, but I can't say I don't agree with you.
Wights are good girls, but they don't have that dominant, predator edge that I crave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062071
See, this is what being a virgin gets you.
Get a nice fox and you don't have to worry.
Also free tofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062139
No he's right, fuck off with that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062126
>>45062139
Go back to your faggot discord, Mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062143
Well he's not here now and hasn't been for some time. So why do you continue to let him win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062148
Nobody is going to read your trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062071
you didn't have to write this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I keep waiting for this schizo-ing autist to throw himself in front of a train or something and never coming back. Imagine the jump in thread quality.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062127
k

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062157
I'm not the one who made it and I don't write anything so technically speaking you're right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062154
>Well he's not here now
Yet he's still as cancerous as he was back when he first started posting. I'm not going to associate myself with some nigger's pet. Wights belong in the fucking dumpster now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062071
I'd yell out for some way to clean my two new wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062166
No, you've made a mistake. It's actually you who belongs in a dumpster. Make haste and kindly trash compact yourself now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062161
>westernshit art
>foxfaggot
Nice try nigger, go back to your shithole.

>>45062162
>took that long to use inspect element
sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062150
>get told you're a fag for spreading blacked shit
must be le mick out to get you

[Anonymous No.]

Are we really having a meltdown over the fucking wightfag?
I'm pretty sure he left this place like two years ago. How is this still a thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062181
I don't know. I'm tired. Some people really let him mindbreak them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062166
The only one who belongs in the dumpster is you with your retarded concern trolling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062181
It's not, it's the same FUCKING retard who needed to be institutionalized at birth.

[Anonymous No.]

Why someone allowed one dude to ruin a great girl for them is beyond me. I started to really like wights after the dumb drama

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062071
are you faggots really so sensitive that something as tame as 'forced to be a husband to a pair of NEETs' has you sperging out
this used to be a thread

[Anonymous No.]

When the portals open, I need to find a monster wife who doesn't leave a bunch of fur all over my car's passenger seat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062171
>>45062175
The only good Wight is one that doesn't get posted about. It's that simple. Sorry that someone doesn't want you to try and damage control for that stupid nigger and you retards already tried this in the past by acting like everyone else was at fault for his actions so no fucking way are you just trying to innocently post about Wights now. They're sith-tier garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062181
Because anon is only here to post drama and ruin the threads. At best, this pure, refined autism from someone who needs help. And worst, it's malicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062192
False-flagging or genuine crippling autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062200
Nobody is going to read your faggy trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062200
it's weird, yeah. an unusual amount of engagement at the very least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062215
is it the mick ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062188
>wiki filename
Eat shit faggot, I know who you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062223
It's mick-tier gibberish pretending to be a greentext, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062223
No just some edgy shit with a sprinkle of concentration camp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062213
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062200
>>45062222
nobody wants to read your retarded misery porn story it's that simple

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062203
mindbroken by aristocratic undead pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062243
I'm not interested in coalburners.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't worry friends, when the portals open we'll all meet in miss flayers office

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062224
What's that supposed to mean? We can't use pics from the wiki now? What's it there for then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062254
No we won't, I'm completely fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062254
no thanks
monster boys are cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062203
Why don't you tell us about your favorite monster, then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062249
blud knows an awful lot of blacked cuck slang...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062259
>playing dumb
Kill yourself. I know you're the same fucking faggot that used to post monster boy shit back in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062232
>>45062230
i can see the edgy nature of it but it ain't too bad, it follows all the rules of setting, and I do not see the misery of it since I wouldn't mind dealing with fat neet monster girls and fixing them up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062254
I'll hold out for demon correction, but I'll get in touch with her if I need more aggressive treatment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062265
He doesn't have one, he hates monstergirls. That's why he's always here, shitting up the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062254
i'll see you there anono

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062270
Being racist is good and shaming whores is also fun. If it makes subhumans like you mad that's just a bonus.

>>45062265
>>45062277
Why the fuck would I ever post my favorite monster now? So you cocksuckers can get your discordnigger friends to ruin it too? Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062274
Wrong, fate rule is not followed, go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062273
that's right, it's me, your old rival! i'm back to make your life a living hell! NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062274
I'd like to give a monstergirl a bath...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062274
i figure it's the guy that freaks out at the slightest whiffs of femdom and perceived loss of autonomy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062181
Isn't he the reason why KC is paywalling everything now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062254
Hey man, I'm only going there to borrow a pen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062295
he started posting actively like, what, a week ago? i miss the old times already

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062295
Lurk more, frog doesn't act like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062274
>being forced to service disgusting landwhales against your will
>following all the rules of the setting
nice try faggot

>>45062295
femdom is not the same as this shit. One is a normal fetish and the dogshit greentext posted is just someone's filth fetish that belongs on /d/ or something

[Anonymous No.]

>Kej wife says she has a surprise for me
>Follow her
>Opens to a closet to reveal...a suit of armor???
>Just a typical set someone from the order would wear
>She sees my confused expression
>Just urges me to put it on with a barely suppressed grin
>It's more comfortable than it looks
>Heavy though
>Immediately held aloft by her hair
>Can feel more of it going through the small gaps of the armor
>And all over me.
>One by one, she's able to take off the armor from the inside
>Putting it each piece on the floor one at a time.
>She saves the helmet for last and has a big grin on her face at the end of it.

[Anonymous No.]

I will not be a heat source to fat kots

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062305
that's always how it starts

[Anonymous No.]

Man this is just stupid, almost every thread with this shit you got to be bots. It’s just repeating phrase after repeating phrase.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062292
Go get banned again you obnoxious faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062299
It's amazing how much damage one mentally ill nigger can do. He needs to be gassed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062316
Because fat kots don't need that. Try skinny kots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062314
It's important to indulge in your wife's fetishes.
Some girls like to unwrap their men before they 'eat' them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062327
Same with that furfaggot mick and all his /vg/ and /v/ buddies. Hell throw in the discordfaggots raiding here too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062333
>monster wearing a girl as a hat
never understood the appeal in this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062314
I can see why Order soldiers are so popular among monstergirls. Big savior complex plus lots to take off, which just makes the process even more enticing and exciting. It's like foreplay to them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062335
I'm talking about you. You shit up the thread far more than le scary sith man does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062348
fearboner. also, she's really good at opening jars!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062359
>damage controlling for the mick
Nice try, faggot. Figures that you'd pitch a fit when someone shits on him or his nigger friend that ruined an entire girl over his faggotry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062359
>>45062369
You are both fucking AIDS

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062368
>fearboner.
more like just fear, there's no boner going on when it's just a fucking giant grab. Do you get off to Angler Fish too or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062369
You are absolutely a bigger cancer on this thread than pretty much anyone else. Mick's shitty drawings don't derail the thread for hours at a time like your spergouts do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062369
while indeed there is plenty of hate to go around the ruined girl narrative is all you, dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062381
you are not a monster lover. you are a pretty girl lover and a monster tolerator. this thread is for monster lovers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062380
>unironically trying to erase half the shit the mick and his faggot friends like you have done for almost an entire year now
Kill yourself or go back to your discord. You niggers have zero place here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062382
Just because you're fine with some shitskin's sloppy seconds doesn't mean everyone else is or should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062349
>That moment when she takes off your helmet, stares into your eyes and says "Hello there~" with a sultry tone of voice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062390
Shut the fuck up you retarded mick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062390
NTA but the point is pretty girls with monster features, not pretty girls taped to a monster
Go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062407
do you just call everyone who annoys you mick? seek therapy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062391
Are all french people retards like you?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to stock up on sweets next week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062381
What, do you hate sandworm and hydra girls too?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062399
No matter how many times I think about it, being actively wooed by a woman is still so strange.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062381
the monster parts are the hottest part of the girl. If I didn't want prominent monster parts I'd just watch regular porn

[Anonymous No.]

You know I weirdly want to genuinely talk to mick one on one to see what even goes on in his head when doing these things. Just a morbid curiosity thing of why people do the things they do of where this all began in the first place. But at the end of the day if that did happen I would probably not get a straight answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062424
I'm turning the lights off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062071
Do NEET mamono get locked up simply for the crime of being nerds?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062446
I don't think he's even posted a single time in this entire thread, stop talking about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062427
Yeah actually, I do. Pretty sure you're that giantessfaggot too which is pretty funny.

>>45062440
There's a difference between monster girl like a Ryu or Wurm and something like >>45062333
which is just a normal monster with the vague implication of a girl. This is something that's always been discussed since shit I think the /a/ days or at least early /jp/ days so it's not a unique talking point.

[Anonymous No.]

monster ninjas are cool

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062314
this is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062466
>giantessfaggot
you can disagree with me without throwing out pejoratives... I'm not a thread character, I just like monstergirls with a lot of monster in them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062424

[Anonymous No.]

Bring back swordlim!

[Anonymous No.]

>Mick manage to create a faggot that's even worse than himself
So this is the power of the Irish, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if upper class vampires talk whil drinking their lovers blood?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062368
oh, and you can ride on her back, too! that's fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062496
fine conversation, fine wine. what could be better?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062496
>Talking while drinking
And risk spilling even a drop of their husbands blood? Not a chance.
Also they'd be too busy edging or strait up cumming to talk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062483
The only people who have ever posted that specific image were giantess spammers or monsterboy faggots. So again I highly doubt you're not some retarded cocksucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062486
I really want to feel up a lim's wings. The little claw tips, the membrane between joints, the spot where the wings meet the back. It just looks cool and I really want to feel out how they work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062510
its a contest to keep composure

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062513
jesus, man. seek help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062495
>still trying to downplay the furry faggot
Kill yourself. Go back to spamming gacha images.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062520
Can you like, take a break? It's mid-afternoon on a thursday, don't you school or a job or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062517
Thanks for proving me right. Go back to /d/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062520
And the level of delusion as well!
Truly a marvel to behold

[Anonymous No.]

i need monsters with soft bellies

[Anonymous No.]

>niggers niggers niggers
Shut the FUCK UP and post about avoiding your boss' desperate advances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062525
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062534
They're the cuddliest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062431
That's the true fantasy right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062540
Why do my bicorn boss keep trying to get me to do group work with the other coworkers?
I work best alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062540
Joke's on you, I don't work! I'm my own boss!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062540
OL mamono are so desperate. My boss keeps asking me to stay late to 'correct' and 'look over' my work but we don't even look at it, she just asks me weird questions while leaning over my desk with her blouse mostly unbuttoned.
I think I need a new job.

[Anonymous No.]

All this over a non canon version of a character this is both sad and comical at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

Greetings Anons, I am the guy commissioning the Amazoness waifu arts, my artist is going on vacation. So I decided to instead commission a story about my Dragon waifu Marietta. Can anyome recommend me a good MGE writefag to commission? I used to go with Yananon and Medusafag, Yananon disappeared from Earth and Medusa has comms closed, possibly forever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062565
Wonkiest anatomy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062575
why not try writing a little bit yourself? It'd be extra special for her!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062554
p'orc belly is always so soft and gropable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062571
some people want a wife, a lover or a companion. he wants a nemesis to obsess over

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062577
>boob big
>hips wide
all i need

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062582
i want a momster or an auntster

[Anonymous No.]

Incest is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062575
it took me way too long to figure out she doesn't have a scythe tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062588
It's good to know what you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062590
>The Dark Elves are mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062599
nice monster girl image retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062590
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062611
she's just a dark mage that's not wearing her hat right now, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062553
She looks like an extremely good girl who enjoys a good belly rub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062599
snatched!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062621
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062575
Magus of course. Or maybe see if Penywise or Murlocs will do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062634
>t. wisp

[Anonymous No.]

i really want to jump onto a tall and meaty monster and fuck her doggystyle

[Anonymous No.]

>45062017
>45062053
>45062084
>45062166
>45062203
>45062249
>45062286
>45062369
Reminder that this is the Mick or one of the other gay discord cucks in his butthurt trying some wierd retarded falseflag trolling in an attempt to tarnish a girl that's been popular here since the beginning.
He's tried this multiple times making almost the exact same posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062590
I LOVE INCEST! mother/son, older sister/ younger brother, older brother/younger sister, aunt/nephew, uncle/niece, father/daughter, twincest, it's all good and right and special in my heart. incest with monsters is the best!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062645
respectable ambitions

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062653
I don't FUCKING CARE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062658
>that look
Doesn't bode well.

[Anonymous No.]

would you fuck your monster girl twin sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062658
shota anon climbing up his governess shadow of the colossus style

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062663
Better question: could you tell your monster girl twin sister, who you've loved and been close to and slept in the same room with since the day you were born, that you were leaving her for a different woman?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062575
>commissioning the Amazoness waifu arts

Which arts? There is a lot of Amazoness art in her gallery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062658
I NEED a kiki meido that has a perpetual serene smile and always has her eyes closed, yet performs her maidly duties to perfection despite this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062662
young mastah needs meido correction for lewd behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062673
damn, so they would be yandere

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062673
Don't do this. I woke up in the middle of the night blindfolded, with all my limbs tied to the bed posts and my mouth stuffed with her used panties. She did unholy things to my penis. I can't be a husband anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062697
That sounds awful, I'd be really upset that I could neither mating press or missionary her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062673
yeah and say that my gf is a big meaty hag
its her true form, she pretends to be a normal looking monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062654
Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a son for at least 18 years solely so he can go and ravage another woman. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little boy - singing him lullabies, taking him to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet to grow up big and strong, educating him, playing with him, giving him loving hugs. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually be fucked in every hole by him.
Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random woman who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to ride his thick cock every night. She gets the benefits of his strong but sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.
As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuckquean. Think about it logically.

[Anonymous No.]

I will NEVER give Miss Vampire permission to enter my house! Not even if she asks really really nicely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062715
but what if she really needs to use the bathroom? how cruel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062721
Nice try, everyone knows monstergirls don't poop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062653
Mick loves that retarded nigger. If anything he'd be right alongside you other cunts trying to act like Wights are good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062713
>you talk about moving out and your momster gets that look in her eye again

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062713
What about dad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062645
Same but a small and bottom heavy monster

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062654
Elves are all literally asking for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062744
you're adopted. you have a single mother.
>b-but I-
YOU'RE ADOPTED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062715
Plan B: she has her underlings kidnap you and take you to her house.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062715
no bloodsuckers allowed
now this cuddly fruitbat, on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062732
W-what look

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062749
i wonder if the elves will ever tell what "it" is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062764
https://files.catbox.moe/pnqyns.png

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062783
Sauce me up.

[Anonymous No.]

Beware of discord Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062771
A delicate and romantic kiss on the lips.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062333
>Armor has been reduced to fetish wear
>So all the monster girls think every member of the order is just playing hard to get and/or they're really deep into the roleplaying.
>Even if you tell them they're being serious about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062653
I still think it is just a massive unironic sperg to the level of genuine mental illness (which admittedly is indistinguishable from trolling). I feel like I recognize the posting style. I think he got banned for this at least once before.
>>/jp/thread/44710016#p44717358
Don't forget to report.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062845
DAMN MERMAIDS, NO I DON'T NEED A LIFEGUARD IN MY TUB

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062851
poseidon wills it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062851
what if you fall and hit your head and drown, huh? what then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062851
That shell can't feel too good directly on the face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062861
true. you should take it off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062872
That's a good idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062797
wish i knew man sorry

[Anonymous No.]

One of these things is not like the others.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062904
i do have a fondness for leggings

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062715
You own a house in this economy? Lucky bastard. She just payed my landlord for permission and he sold me out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062904
>Forgetting your big floppy hat.
How embarrassing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062721
She can piss in my mouth at doorstep and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062936
I don't know what to say to that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062904
I only recognize Frieren and Roxy. No clue who the other two bitches at the right are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062945
Third one is Mona. I don't recognize the fourth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45054943
i have a drinking problem does the wine goat love me yet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062962
It's not a problem if you do it together!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062962
Sup brother. What's your vice of choice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062968
Aunt Satyros taking Anon out for this first drink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062980
and then his second, and his third, and his fourth and fifth...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062970
anything i can get my hands on, but i prefer whisky and wine atm. whisky if i have money, wine if i dont.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062968
very real, i wnat to fall asleep on her chest while we both drink our problems away and for her to carry me to bed and

[Anonymous No.]

Fire lizards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063025
cute winegote bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063022
>anything i can get my hands on
Same here, but I've fallen for overproofed rum for a while now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062637
Where can I contact them? I dont know if Magus doew commissions. If he does I will likely have him write about being the slutboy or one of the slutboys of that Mamono Nightclub bouncers. We were never told why they never jump to rape the male attendants.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063028
... are dorks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062575
>>45062637
I think Penywise is your best bet. I think Magus has mentioned being busy, but you can try, and I am not nearly skilled enough to do your waifu justice. Believe me, I'd commission a story for my demon waifu if I knew anyone who was open.
I would also honestly consider >>45062577
Good luck, friend. Let us know if you find someone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063042
>I would also honestly consider >>45062577
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063048
Dammit. Meant to link:
>>45062579

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063028
Trailing quest: Follow Anon back to the inn room he's staying in without getting noticed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063031
very good choice, also fun to cook with
>>45063029
i would be a magnet for each single wine goat within a 400 mile radius

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063036
The only proper response to finding a freshly molted reptile is to immediately start groping the fresh scales

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063025
isn't being princess carried by mamono nice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063054
The only response is to have an exclamation point appear above my head and shout about hearing something

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063036
Wrong, they're cute and sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063060
Imagine how sensitive her tail is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063054
>Can see the bright light given off by her tail flames from around the corner
Sally should stick to fighting, stealth isn't her style.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine you’re the only human male born every blue moon or so from a monster, you would be outnumbered.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062579
I like to be surprised its hard when Im literally writing the plot, on my max I likely was as good of a writer as them but I got rusty as shit. Also feels more like an "I met my wife" story when unexpected things happen because obviously it would not turn out perfectly as I have it in mind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063073
not that one you fucking degenerate
die slowly and alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063091
being born a boy to a mamono is a one-way track to getting married to one of your sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063042
>I would also honestly consider >>45062577 #

Is there a writefag called wonkiest anatomy or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063091
>get a harem of high profile monster girls that groom you into the perfect husband
Oh no WHAT A DISASTER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063091
perfect, lots of platonic monster friends who kind of want to fuck me but are also understanding of my wishes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063042
>I think Magus has mentioned being busy, but you can try

Where can I contact him? His Twitter has no DMs options. I am also kinda legitimately worried about Yananon, he just disappeared and I recall he worked doing dangerous electrical stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063091
>Born into an isolated Fox village as a Human male.
>Very sacred and very important, you're raised at their special "Human Shrine" until you come of age, pampered but also prepared for the coming fertility rituals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062575
writefags get comissions? ive gotta start writing mge stuff again. need money, desperately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063125
>fuwa province
uhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

I want to write MGE stuff again, its been a few years. Any requests? My last one was a raiju one, its gotten a lot of Kudos on AO3 even after i orphaned it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063072
>Anon has to pretend not to notice the fact he is being followed
>Even after she accidentally ignites a market stand with her tail fire (too busy focusing on Anon) and had to help put it out before she lost sight of him

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063125
Where is the fox? All I see is a cow.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063121
He offered that I could contact him for some writing feedback last month. He's active in here so maybe just hope he sees your request? I'd say make another post in a few days if you don't hear back. He seems cool, so I feel like he'd at least tell you no if he wasn't willing/able.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063098
You seem to be upset about something.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063125
it's all fun and games until they learn you're not a big fan of tofu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063149
Which one?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063245
That won't stop them from preparing it in hundreds of different ways to try and get you to like it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063249
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35377255?show_comments=true&view_adult=true#comments
this one. its definitely not my finest work, and ive improved a lot since, but i still like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057356
bro your sea bishop?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45057356
it's nice and safe and warm as long as they're there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063149
>Anon gets isekai'd into MGE land
>Everyone seems to be of scared of him whenever he tries to talk to them
>Can't understand a word anyone says
>end up in hiding in some old monastery or something
>Finds some archway with something written in English
>Accidentally summon an abyssal girl
>She speaks plain English
>Turns out "English" and "abyssal" are the same and that's why people get scared
>End up with chaos wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063149
Based on the thing from last(?) thread
>Master necromancer anon and Arch lich keep feuding over who is the best while sharing the same graveyard
>Zombies band together to make mommy and daddy stop fighting

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063165
>He offered that I could contact him for some writing feedback last month

Where? Here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063355
Would talking Spanish let me summon Ocelomehs and Tezcalipocas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063091
>born into a big family
>only boy among thirty sisters
>all the older monsters are obsessed with and fawn over you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062637
>Penywise or Murlocs will do it.

Link to them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063410
I just assumed Spanish speakers could already do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063355
aw hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063355
i like this idea. i like my abyssals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063410
Actually you would need to speak Nahuatl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063424
See >>45063457

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063394
He replied to a post here where I requested feedback and told me to send him a DM on twitter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063457
Hope Anon's a fast learner, or things could lead to miscommunication.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063490
adding the meat to her taco

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063490
It's probably for the best, better Anon doesn't hear the incredibly lewd things two jungle cats whisper to each other before looking at him and smiling.

[Anonymous No.]

how have your tastes evolved over the years, anon? i used to love spider girls/arachne. still do, but my pallate has expanded a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062951
>>45062945
the way right one is elaina from majo no tabitabi

[Anonymous No.]

get in loser

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063591
I realised I prefer "common" and "vanilla" girls like elves, succubi and foxes over weird, rare monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063669
i'd never lose to elves. probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063091
>born to a dragon living in an abandoned castle
>rival dragon attacks the castle and kidnaps you
>get raped by rival dragon
>mom shows up ready for round two
>rival tells her it's too late, she's already stolen her greatest treasure
>200 years later, dragon wife is still smug about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063270
I liked it. I'd definitely be interested to see how you've improved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063662
getting in is easy. it's the getting out that's hard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063705
The other fics ive posted are guilty gear based, if youre interested, but the next one i post will likely be either MGE or helltaker. malina, my beloved.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063662
I like to imagine that bathtubs are a slime's version of a bed and that they have wide variety of bathtubs to choose from when shopping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063688
You would never lose to an elf, but what about several of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063768
do slimes need sleep?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063688
>probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063669
I'm the same... yet also like shogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063822
shogs are pretty common and normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063843
t. shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062797
>>45062878
Name is boshi syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063669
fuzzy bits reminded me of lesser succs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062071
>sanpaku gazer
Now you have my attention.
But seriously, those two need a shower and heavy grooming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063470
His Twitter has no DM option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063591
I used to love hellhounds more than anything, still love em but I like most girls in MGE now. I'd be content with any femdom one, but my ideal waifu would be a shog/flayer chimera. Seriously they tick every box for what I love, I feel like I would be truly happy with one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063937
all roads lead to shog
shog is love shog is life

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063937
>>45063952
It'd be fun to have my shogwife appear as a perfectly normal woman before visitors, while conspiring with her to unsettle and scare the fuck outta them during their visit with our eldritch shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.]

I will not eat the shogloaf
I refuse the shog
I'm going to hagville and you cant stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064005
hagville isnt real anon im sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064005
>>45064012
You can, however, come to foxville.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064025
id like to actually. i really need my hand held as of late, and i love sake. foxes seem good at spiraling their thumb around my palm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064043
Massaging your palms and drawing patterns on the back of your hands with her fingers is a powerful move.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064025
I will not be infected with foxoplasmosis

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064091
WHY deny it, Anon? Accept the fluffiest of tails, the softest of breasts, the cutest of ears.

Accept your foxwife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064106
They will make me useless

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064005
>goes to hagville
>finds a really cute fox and goes into her house upon being invited
>the second he enters the door melds with the wall disappearing entirely
>when he looks at the "fox" he sees she's composed of purple slime
>the bed grows tendrils and pulls you in and the shog fox wastes no time in mounting you
Remember anon, shogs are shapeshfiters. You belong to shog hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064148
Preposterous, you could never be useless to your foxwife. As long as she can press you into her breasts and love on you, you are useful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063809
Probably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064154
yeah but foxes are shapeshifters too. this could be an extended prank

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064148
yeah but how useful are you right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064188
yes hello i am available and useful for breeding duties starting immediately

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064188
I am unworthy of monsters...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064188
>>45064205
I want a big fox harem so we can all start our own peaceful and comfy fox village when they all start giving birth. Then it can be a right of passage for all of our daughters to go out into the world to find husbands and bring them back to the village to start new families.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063952
shog is too powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064233
the hidden fox village is big on tourism

[Anonymous No.]

What are some monstergirls with big titties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064268
i can't think of any

[Anonymous No.]

Purchasing a mana cage with sand worm mana and moving out to the tundra where no sand worm will ever find me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064244
It's secretly ran by the mofukuza, gambling, exotic discotech and brushing parlors, all criminal enterprises to take tourist cash and seed. You best be reading the fine print if you take any loans to keep playing the tables. If you fail to pay back the load you are essentially married to the mofukuza and will be working to ensare other human men in their traps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064278
did you mean a mana marker? and that's alaskan bullworm territory

[Anonymous No.]

guys help I accidentaly landed on kakuen island and stole the treasure of the infamous ghost pirate lechonk.
help.
I don't wanna be an undead cat's scratching post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064268
holsts are the obvious one, but any monster can have big tits, especially if their husband wants it.

[Anonymous No.]

Mamonos are literally a anomaly of nature.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064394
So are humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064394
theyre so perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064381
how do you do any of those things accidentally?
anon, if you wanted to fuck a dead catgirl you could've asked a lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064394
What has nature ever done for me?

[Anonymous No.]

Take your life back in your hands! Sweaternap a monster girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064440
yeah that's right anon, you tell those elves and alraune and trolls.
coincidentally, danuki corps is opening a paper factory nearby.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064282
>Alaskan bullworm
t-they're not real right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063591
No, I always have and always will like fox girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064486
Man I love foxgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45062985
... And before you know it anon is waking up in his aunt's bed nude with a raging hangover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064012
no... no!!!

[Anonymous No.]

beware the craft beer satyros

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064216
naughty anon! needs correction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064470
>shove a random mamono's head under your sweater
>she starts shaking, presses her face to your chest and takes loud, heavy breaths

[Anonymous No.]

The overwhelming desire to have a drinking contest with Druella! I bet she's a super lightweight!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064568
>she's been wanting something like this for her entire life
>hicc'ing can be heard between her kissing your chest and rubbing her cheeks against you as she cries happy tears

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064586
feels like it doesn't really count as kidnapping at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064598
No, no! She's totally been kidnapped! It's just... instantaneous stockholme syndrome is all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064586
>>45064568
nice job making your wife an addict to your scent, idiot. now she's going to spend most of her time with her head under your shirt or huffing your dirty laundry

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064580
>*sob*
>WHO NAMES THEIR KID DRUELLA!?
>HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET LAID WITH THESE STUPID EYE HORNS
>*hiccup*
>it's so difficult being the daughter of the demon lord AND queen of lescatie...
>*sniff*
>I've got no time for love when I'm always thinking about how to make everyone else happy...
>*passes out face first in her cocktail*

she wakes up on anons sofa with a blanket around her and a bowl of eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064613
... does she have, like. friends

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064620
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064638
Needs husband correction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064647
anon... druella is...
an incurable dork.
what if you become a dork like her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064653
i would lovingly tease dork wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064653
Anon, someone has to marry this poor woman. It would be immoral to let her carry on like this for any longer.
I may fall in the course of my duty, but if that happens, let it be known I went doing what I loved: cuddling a dork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064613
sounds like druella needs a nice, long honeymoon to unwind.
and a massage, and an open bar.
and a lot of sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Gonna commit snuggledork

[Anonymous No.]

im going to milk myself and sell my semen
im that poor

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064684
>ways to get kidnapped and turned into a (happily married and well-loved) cum cow for the mofukaza

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064514
Haha, I get it. MILF

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064674
I don't think her advisers would let her come back to Lescatie for at least a year, if not more.
Meanwhile.
Long walks on the beach with Druella!
Relaxing morning yoga with Druella!
Swimming in the heated pool with Druella!
Raiding the snack bar with Druella!
Going on an afternoon walk around the town with Druella!
Cuddling in a soft bed with Druella!
Being the big and little spoon on alternate nights with Druella!
Loving ear nibbles with Druella!
Whispered I love yous with Druella!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064702
alright Druella, stop daydreaming, get back to work.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm marrying this dumb lim

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064696
if they woiuld take me but there is a neet ordering my services

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064716
Sorry anon, that dork belongs to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064702
>>45064709
>Druella said, wiping the crumbs of her meal from her lips as she posted on the alternate universe's mesage board
>She had once again failed to show up to dinner, as she was working late. The kikis had to bring her up cold leftovers.
>It was fine, Druella convinced herself.
>She would work the long hours just to open these portals up
>A whole world of lonely men - surely one of them would fall in love with her
>right?
>...right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064739
>>45064613
guys, stop. you're making me feel bad for her. she doesn't deserve to be lonely.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064738
Incorrect she is mine

[Anonymous No.]

im going to be a butler for hire in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

What's the ideal way to attract the attention of one of Druella's sisters? If I play hard to get for long enough and loudly enough with enough monster girls, will the forces of the mamono lord just send in the big guns? (If so, Druella is invited to the wedding.)

[Anonymous No.]

Druella isn't going to know what to do if men start competing over her. dumb neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064792
google 'royal makai any% speedrun' and just sneak around the castle until you find a 'lim masturbating in her room
try not to get caught by the meidos

[Anonymous No.]

i wish for a taco.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064792
i just imagine yo can tell them that you are here to change a hikineet lim

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064816
>Be Conquistador Anon
>Exploring jungle and a plate of delicious tacos and baja blast are sitting so temptingly in a clearing
Surely this is not a trap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064783
>Druella turns into a loli to get close to her target and seduce him
>she plans to reveal her true form and power afterwards
>doesn't have the willpower left to transform back after experiencing being overpowered and fucked in that form

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064792
Older or younger?
Younger are less dorky, and can be found having actual lives. They have hobbies, hopes, dreams etc. You could romance one, or attract negative attention for rape correction if you are a big enough threat.
Druella the grand dork and her three ascended dork older sisters are a lost cause. They'd throw one of their servants at you because they are uber virgins who wouldn't know where the penis of a man was if you gave them a doll. Beat all of their subordinates, and then maybe, just maybe, they'll be forced to have their way with you. Clumsy, unrefined, but because they are lilims it will be amazing.
Or just plap them by force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064826
>anon yells out that he wished there was some chips and salsa to go with this meal
>a furry paw pushes a plate of chips and salsa from a bush to go with the tacos and drink
seems legit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064826
the majestic taco tree
truly a wonder

[Anonymous No.]

>dark mage momster uses bath time together as a chance to cast a spell on your dick without you knowing
>makes you incapable of coming with anyone but her
>be masturbating one day
>even though you can feel the pressure building up, you can't finish
>give up, but still feel on edge
>go to tell your momster you feel strange
>that's when she notices what you were doing
>suddenly gives you a tight, full-body hug
>the feeling of her soft body causes all the orgasms you built up to shoot straight up your spine
>your brain turns to mush as you blast a huge load in your pants
>she strokes your head while it's nestled between her enormous "mana-tanks" while you come back down off the pleasure, telling you she'll take care of the mess you made
>afterwards your brain starts to associate your momster with pleasure, just like she planned

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064885
one of the many marvels of the new world

[Anonymous No.]

ocelomeh RESPECTS a man as her equal.
good kot.

[Anonymous No.]

Love slime
Fuck slime
Marry slime
Have slime daughters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064907
but my prefered state of matter is solid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064852
Welp, I am gonna risk it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064852
Telling the cat that her salsa is mild at best

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064940
The steaming jungles of cleavagana...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064940
Those are some nice breeding hips.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized that Dad Clothes would 100% be fetish wear to monster girls. Wonder what happens when they see a guy walking down the street wearing New Balance shoes and their t-shirt tucked into their belted denim shorts? Especially if he's single.

[Anonymous No.]

imagine sending a ship to colonise the new world.
imagine not hearing anything for a few years.
imagine they come back with a lot of very big and very horny ocelomeh and amazoness.
imagine your kingdom getting reverse colonised by a bunch of savages.
good end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065029
NEW GENES
POWERFUL GENES
EVEN MORE STRONG KINGDOM

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>>45065029n
Cue amazoness and ocelomeh not understanding modern society and the populace being surprisingly welcoming to their new, jungle-born overlords.
>...
>this is throne?
>*ocelomeh chieftan curls up on fancy furniture
>is good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064889
There needs to be more stuff about monsters pavlov'ing anons

[Anonymous No.]

the first few seconds are the closest i've ever come to dying

[Anonymous No.]

Turning ocelomeh into cuddlecats

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>>45065029
I want to be a conquistador who has never seen a monster, and then stumble into the ocelomeh village.
Imagine the terror going through your veins as they encircle you with their big, spiked clubs.
And then by the next day you are giving ear scritches and being domiciled into the tribe bed warmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064852
*Crunch* *Crunch*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064980
Send this one to the High Priestess!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065307
>Anon gets subjected to her experimental chilis and hot sauces.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065360
I love puff puff!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065360
You nigga's don't know how bad i want to be pinned under her hot sweaty body

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065307
Anon got subjected to the Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango and ayahuasca and intense breeding.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065447
I hope she doesn't take advantage of him during his chili-induced hallucinations.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065458
more like anon is taking advantage of the kot in his hallucinations
>he thinks her tail is the sweetest cotton candy and tries to eat it
>loud meows echo from the temple and other kots think priestess is having a good time

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>>45065484
Surely anon will be strapped to the sacrafice slab so as to not risk harming himself or the priestess. Just relaxing being fed chilis and whispered to in a language he can't understand while a brown kot rubs him all over in the sacred position.

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>>45065484
>Softly chewing on the big fluffy high priestess tail
>She's gotten incredibly flustered, slapping his face with her big paws trying to get him to stop while she meows for the guards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065307
>>45065391
>>45065447
It's all mild. I came to their jungle because people said they had spicy food and instead, I find mediocre salsa

[Anonymous No.]

Where exactly does one find the Mofukuza? I need to know so I can deliver a package.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065585
Pick any back alley noodle bar. It is either a front or frequently visited by members guaranteed

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065625
Does Anon know his cool, tomboy Fox childhood friend is secretly the daughter of the Mofukuza's Oyabun?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065625
>frequently visited by members guaranteed
>bunch of tough bruisers for mofukuza are eating and being merry at the noodle bar
>meanwhile regular joe anon is just eating his noodles in the middle of it all
imagine the street cred you would get for surviving a dinner at the mofu noodle shop

[Anonymous No.]

Haha imagine crying in front of a mofukuza boss...
How pathetic...

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>>45065647
>A fight breaks out between the rival gangs of foxes and tanuki
>Anon is just too busy eating his noodles to care
>They're just that delicious
>He's able to enjoy his entire meal uninterrupted.

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>>45065647
>Tourist Anon oblivious to the menacing aura of the most dangerous Foxes in the city.
>At one point he even exclaims "Wow! This udon is delicious!" in his thick accent.
He's going to be okay, right?

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>>45065668
I want to fuck this rabbit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065585
The mofukuza is boring. I prefer the bosozoku biker gangs

[Anonymous No.]

How do I open a portal, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065625
Got it. Thanks, anon. I’ll be sure to buy a bowl in your name.

[Anonymous No.]

>go to bad end bar
>hags instantly start fighting over who gets to buy you drinks
Uh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065754
Buy a drink yourself because why the fuck would a man with no money go to a bar

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064826
I would stare at the plate of tacos and comment that chile relleno, parilladas or pollo ala plancha would be better, and that horchata chilled with ice would be better than the baja blast.

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>>45065780
>Rustling and whispering in the bushes, sounds like a hushed argument

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>>45065770
I doubt this is about not having money

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065770
Because it’s “Guys drink free” night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065802
That's every night

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065780
I don't want to impose upon the taco kots, just some cheap standard fare from taco bell is fine, she can cook me some real stuff later. She already went through the trouble of setting out such a nice trap.

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>>45065792
What can I say, my tastes are my tastes. I'm the type of guy who if confronted by the mofukuza and the danuki zaibatsu about whether kitsune udon or tanuki udon is the superior dish, would look them right in the eyes and tell them both are inferior to a nice helping of chilled soba with a cup of tsuyu, chopped negi and wasabi to put into the dip, and a plate of tempura or a nice pork katsu to accompany the noodles. And if a soldier beetle told me "appol iz best", I'd reply back "citric fruits are better" without even batting an eye.

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>>45065723
You need to go faster than the speed of light.

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>>45065794
I mean just ignore them arguing and get a drink yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065668
It's weird. I like "design" tattoos a lot but tattoos of "things" make me violently ill

[Anonymous No.]

soon

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>>45065360
I don't care if she has that scar for a reason, I will learn Greater Restoration if it means knocking her up with a litter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066064
Monster rape alarms are probably a lot different than the ones we have

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066064
how to survive without being raped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066115
Trick question. You won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066115
You can't

The trick is to get caught by an actual woman before you're trapped in the hell of no tits and no hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066064
>>45066115
oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066132
What are you even talking about, no tits and no hips?

[Anonymous No.]

Happy times

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>>45065857
There's a few exceptions that can work but for the most part I agree. I think it's because patterns are much more ambiguous so it's harder for them to feel out of place. Like if you painted racing stripes on your car nobody would care, but if you painted a picture of your face on the side, suddenly that's the only thing you can focus on. It feels out of place and clashes with the aesthetic of the rest of the car.

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>>45066217
is sleepy mouse cheesed to meet you?

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>>45066227
I like scary goth chicks, but if she's got a scary spider tattoo I would try to keep it out of eyeshot to avoid it taking me out of the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066227
Also if they're one someone non-human it's easier to excuse them as part of that inhumanity

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066313
>Kiki suddenly slams her fists into the table; the snapping of wood echos through her immaculate bedroom
>"IT'S AN UNFORGIVEABLE WASTE!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066313
>Kikis watching videos or streams just to nitpick about how dirty their rooms or set ups are

[Anonymous No.]

Ghost milk

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>>45066313
The fact is that I don't understand it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066313
>>45066422
Sure Kiki keeps mastahs house clean but I know her secret. Her room is an absolute mess

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066453
>kiki cries as anon surveys her room
>he only sees his missing underwear all over her bed
>kiki cries that her room is messy and the underwear should be in her secret stash instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066313
>it should have been meeee
some ittan momen, probably

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066313
>Kiki reacts

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>>45066549
>loli ittan momen gets use as a tissue for anon's fap session
>cc comforter ittan momen gets jealous and starts rubbing and being super comfy for anon

[Anonymous No.]

ded

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>>45066602
I assure you I am perfectly alive and safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066602
It's euro's hours and now the Frenchman isn't here

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066602
not currently covered in soft demons of course i'm ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066645
thats why you write "soft" on all your demon contracts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45063870
>10 pages
I cri evrytiem

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066313
>why is mastah trying to get the trash can pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066313
Dragons circling the house of that /b/Anon with the dozen jugs of stale cum under his bed
>a true dragon hoard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066602
What terrible service. She specifically ordered this drink to be served to her by forcing a cute boy to drink it first and then letting her drink his blood. How is she supposed to drink this garbage unfiltered?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066115
Anon's Bicorn waifu asks them if they want a 'pony-ride'.
She's not the pony.
Anon still not sure if it was a trick or a treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065625
>>Pick any back alley noodle bar.
Dangerous advice.
>Anon sits down
>Junior fox waitress hands him the noodle menu
>Anon shakes his head and asks for Oyakodon
>JuniorFox starts to argue, waves noodle menu at Anon
>SeniorFox noodle chef just puts down her ladle, steps past them both, and closes the shop door...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066831
whats mean
whats wrong with oyakado noods

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066253
>goth mamono
>realistic spider tattoo on her ass
>Anon sees it and instinctively slaps the spider with a rolled newspaper
>the wedding is on tuesday

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066838
Gotta know weebanese to get the joke. Oyakodon means parent and child bowl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066838
>oyakado noods
Oh there will be noods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066778
Anon looks out the window, wonders why the garbage truck in his street has a security detail.

[Anonymous No.]

So it goes like this
>rookie Ranger is on his first day on the job in Deep Woods
>Mantis sees him without his pants
>a couple of potheads and an Elf make him question his dedication to his duty
>his job is to prevent a Grizzly from entering populated areas
>she can't be stopped, she made a promise to a friend
Such is the premise of the story I'm writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45065625
And yet the food was always really good

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45066654
>girls without horns
>especially succ types without horns
Blech

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067097
Such things...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45064268
Krakens. Come to think of it I kinda wish scyllas had some sort of advantage over them, it seems like the former’s just a direct upgrade in all aspects.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067171
Octopi and squids have different kinds of suction cups on their tentacles. One has tiny teeth/razors and the other does not.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Only monstergirls can defeat the evil that is maraih carey

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067217
>anon raises his hand with a "Me!"
>his other hand is hold the hand with the bartender

[Anonymous No.]

>be anon
>Don't like rape
>Need to get grocery
>Get in public transport
>Mamonos look at you funny
>See a scared bunyip in the crowd
>Barricade yourself in her tail to assert dominance
>Fall asleep but no one rape me
Mamonos are that strong if I can win

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067221
Mamonos aren't that strong if I can win*
Damn, Vegemite make me write like a retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067210
Not much of a downside given how mershark bites work

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never hug a chesh, a kiki and a bunyip in your bunker
Portal when?

[Anonymous No.]

story about no name castle gaurd uncovering a kunoichi conspiracy when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067545
The ninjas are stealing all our underwear! The ninjas, I tell you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067545
>Anon discovers the trade merchant from zipangu is actually a kunoichi
>is "assassinated" but her younger sister before he gets a chance

[Anonymous No.]

wanted to at one point make a buch of one shots where women pick ip items that would turn them into related monsters.
like a kitsune mask turning its wearer into a foxgirl, or scales from a lzard woman and stuff like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067706
It's not bad idea and a lot of anons will like it but I hate 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

>try to take a nap
>half asleep
>suddenly get rock hard boner and intrusive mofu thoughts
Fuck, they got me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067722
Lucky you, when I'm half asleep and try to daydream about monster girls I lose control and generate weird dialogues. Shrooms fuck me up on that one.
Also, yes I would enjoy mofu from Zipangu foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being single in Tokyo and always going to eat in this little ramen shop, run by a fox and a nekomata, every night in a back alley. Always ordering a simple ramen with extra egg and a big beer, pick comfy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067814
For me, it's the WcChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra WcChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for WcChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly Wonderburger's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Wonderburger restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in WcChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

https://imgbox.com/g/KyMGGnscYy
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 56. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/6rEwPXH7

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067957
I always loved that Bapho-chan pic.
I feel bad that you just now discovered it. It has given me the desire to squish those cheeks numerous times over the years, a desire no anon should be deprived of.

[Anonymous No.]

I've said it before, but I'll say it again. The best outcome possible in MGE is becoming sandworm food. Literally any other outcome pales in comparison.

>but I don't like sandworms
You will once you're eaten by one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45068102
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45068125
Sandworm non-lethal vore is okay here, go blame KC for his vore fetish

[Anonymous No.]

do not engage with him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45068102
I'd rather get lost in the tentacle forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067957
Thank you for your work.
>>45068041
For me it’s the squishy Bapho paws.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to shine a baph's hooves

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067957
thanks fampaitachi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45058538
Based, don't listen to them, misery posting feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45068136
>three replies to wikifag
it's over.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, anons. I’ve got a real problem with some hornets lately. They’ve started building a nest like a block away from my apartment and keep pestering me every time I try to go outside. I tried using bug spray among other insect repellents, but no dice. I’m this close to just calling the city about it, but I really don’t feel like waiting five hours just to talk to someone who may or may not help me.

Any tips or ideas on getting rid of the hornet problem?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a baphomet shamefully admitting that all of her power came from her equipment; she may be the best enchanter in the world but without her fancy armor she's no stronger than a human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45068629
You have to impregnate all of the hornets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067957
Looks like Malef is getting a steady supply of fanart, people want dragon brat.

[Anonymous No.]

hey is there a monster girl who likes sex?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069015
Sorry, but no. Try asking the angels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069034
Ok, thanks for letting me know.
It's a good thing monster girls don't like sex.
You aren't supposed to have sex with them so if they liked sex then that could cause a problem.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069226
Anubis builds things, Ender girl just comes in and breaks it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45067957
>https://imgbox.com/6rEwPXH7
Akaname hybrid? I wanna see more of those.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069267
the world is not yet ready

[Anonymous No.]

hello anons, what monsters are you thinking about today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069320
my automaton waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069320
Thinking about them cows

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069320
Now about Akanames.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069320
Bunyip or kiki, I can't choose which one is the best in my current daydream

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069320
im thinking about those beaned monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069320
Recently going back to my first loves, fairies and dolls. Possiby both. I used to be REALLY sexually into Busou Shinki type smol mecha musume stuff

[Anonymous No.]

remember to not call humans, humans. call human males 'monster husbands' or 'future monster husbands', and human women 'future monsters'.
One race - the monster race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069512
but im not a dork

[Anonymous No.]

chuuni gazer with a blindfold over her middle eye

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069512
All will be under Draconic influence. The Demon Lord doesn't go far enough to ensure humanity's well being, Mamano and their husbands require strong claws to move them into this brave future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069512
i prefer 'incubi'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069590
Meh, I will just live in a man managed country like the one the mist continent

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069590
This female lizard #

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069590
no humanity must return to their roots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069590
i don't think i'd notice much difference

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069634
Adam and Eve?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069606
That is fine of course, the humans of those realms do not harm human and monster relations even though the humans are in charge. Though it would be preferable to have a dragon in charge, the evil dragon queen shall respect their wishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069662
Donkey and Kong

[Anonymous No.]

Malef couldn't run a burg stand,
but she could run dragonia...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069663
>Dragon in charge :
More budget go on literal pile of gold exposed in caves
Men in charge :
>More budget go on building war machines who never get used and are exposed in hangars
Honestly same things

[Anonymous No.]

this is why dragons need democracy to mere them.
the very idea of a dragon's ability to influence the direction of a country being equal to a monster like a slime, or god forbid a mere ape, is horrifying to them.
they have inflated egos that must be crushed under the weight of a million basic succs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069634
i long for the days of lazing about in forests and jungles flooded with all sorts of lewd flora with my monkey girl wife

[Anonymous No.]

If I had my way, I'd let whichever monster or human had the coolest hat run the country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069854
i like the hatocratic government idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069854
But you won't have your way, instead a monster is going to have her way with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069885
Annoying Frenchman, shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069913
I'm not the fr*g, just came up with a pun. Also femdom is based, I want Big Sis to direct my life

[Anonymous No.]

>>45069926
>Frog with *
Why?