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45050354 No.45050354 [Reply] [Original]

Before you make that post on the jay, you should ask yourself if the hus you're posting about would appreciate what you're about to say/imply about them

>> No.45050372
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>>45050354
Would your 2wife approve of you having anonymous gay sex with /jp/sies???

>> No.45050402

>>45050372
My 2wife is a massive fujo so yes

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I dread the day when my time in this world comes to an end and I finally end up in Gensokyo. Sitting there in a court room and having Eiki read out loud all my mommy milky Ran posts I ever made while all the hus are in attendance.

>> No.45050837

>>45050426
as punishment you will receive paizuri from Ran-sama herself.

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>>45050426
Shed your shame, just stand tall and embrace your dreams of fox titties
If you're going to Hell might as well go out without being a coward

>> No.45050923

>>45050426
Ran sama hearing all of the extremely detailed paragraphs I've written about her skilled hands and their prostate milking abilities

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>>45050898
You're right, it's too late to repent now. I'm too far gone anyway. That being said,

I WANT MOMMY
I WANT MILKY
I WANT RAN-SAMA

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>>45050426
The day my soul is judged is the day that Eiki reads out how absolutely down horrendous I am for Yuuka Kazami, as a woman, a wife and as a mother all in isolation of each other coming together in her to make a perfect whole.
There is absolutely nothing you can say to prevent me from making yet more posts about how much I want to accompany her on murderdates, fantasies about mutually rough fucking and pissing off everyone else in Gensokyo to laugh at them seething at us.
Nothing.

>> No.45051116

>>45050354
Good thing none of them speak english.

>> No.45051378

>>45051116
Pretty sure my wife, her little sister, best friend, head maid, and gatekeeper do.

>> No.45053892

>>45050426
I want to see Eiki's verdict on the MMD poster.

>> No.45060384

>>45050354
Patchouli would be delighted so many losers want to breed her, what are you talking about

>> No.45060394

>>45050426
Ran has a very pretty bra!!!

>> No.45060435

>>45060384
Patchouli is the type to get off to /jp/sies flirting with each other

>> No.45060473

>>45060435
Wow she's just like me!

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>>45060473
Anon....

>> No.45060743

>>45050372
Don't like it? Go make a thread about it.

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>>45060743
I wonder if 2hu fans on /jp/ are still like this...

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>>45060473
>>45061153
wow these anons are just like me!

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I wish I could make a thread on /jp/ that the homos didn't take over

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>>45061343
remember when /jp/sies used to joke about faggotry with the understanding that all of them were straight?
I don't, but I bet someone does.

>> No.45061701

>>45061343
you can see that their posts always follow the same pattern
It's a dedicated raid group. They're no longer making porn threads and instead are flooding the catalog with shit threads, just take a quick look.

>> No.45062355

>>45061343
>>45061670
If degenerates are not removed on sight, they mistake it for acceptance.

>> No.45062592

>>45062355
And what can you do to remove them on sight? Report them? Please.
Best bet you've got is applying for a janny position, and I think this ship has sailed already.

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>>45050426
Eiki might be disgusted but she'll feel sorry for me when she sees my Max Payne-esque, self pitying and sad posts where I rant about how ill never get to meet her and how lonely i am.

>> No.45075838

>>45050354
2hus can punish me if they are not pleased

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>>45061343
These faggots all talk about being gay but none of them ever post the video of the Sakuya and Momiji cosplayers fucking at a convention. They don't post any gay porn at all, the queer cowards.

IF YOU HAVE ANY BALLS AT ALL, POST THE GAY TOUHOU PORN. YOUR POST IS GOING TO BE SHIT ANYWAYS, SO AT LEAST MAKE IT INTERESTING!

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>>45079185

>> No.45079275

>>45079185
Suck my cock, dude.

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>>45079185
https://files.catbox.moe/39yu6z.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/ted25u.webm

>> No.45084456

>>45050372
Would your 2wife approve of you making a new thread when you mean to reply to a post in another thread?

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>>45050372

>> No.45092799

>>45084221
WHY ISN'T THAT MEEEEEEEE?
ONE OF YOU ANONS COSPLAY WITH ME RIGHT NOW

>> No.45092859

>>45084221
I'm going to lose my mind

>> No.45093259

>>45084221
But who was camera?

>> No.45093272

>>45084221
Makss me sick the fact that i share a fandom with these literal faggots.

>> No.45093368

>>45093272
Just be grateful its creator isn’t a faggot too.

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