Monster Girl Thread

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>>45002123
Finally a thread.

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I love cowgirls, that is all.

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>>45002159
Touch the cow. Do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

Will you treasure hunt with her?

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Good morning

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>>45002178
I want to touch a cow all day everyday.

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>>45000016
The big problem with trying to “fix” the Sith is that Cu is just basically a canine version of a Banshee, which would roughly translate to ‘Big dog-eared mamono with a paralyzing bark/howl’ or ‘Bark that mimics the undead mushroom ( can’t remember its name )’. Cait Sith is far easier because in one version of the folklore it’s literally just Blair from Soul Eater, a witch who transformed herself one too many times into a cat.

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Cold days, warm sweaters and thick books. This time of year ain't so bad

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>>45002251
The big fix for Cait Sith is just changing up her frankly AWFUL outfit.
>Most catlike mamono
>Wears frilly, movement-restricting outfits on purpose
DOES NOT COMPUTE. KC has never owned a cat. I will die on this hill. Fucking fight me.

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>>45002289
The pants are real pants I forget the name of that courtiers wore.

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>>45002332
Real medieval and renaissance fashion did have a habit of looking far more ridiculous than anything you see in fiction.

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AAHHH LOVECRAFT'S CAT HELP ME

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>>45002289
Just make her only wear a capelet
>It’s so it’s easier for us to fuck without getting dirty, nya!
>Yeah… no… I’m not a furry
>She turns into a buxom Werecat with hair that touches the floor and massive tracts of land
>Smell of silver vine is everywhere as she pulls you into her cleavage with her tail

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At university I keep seeing girls knitting during lectures. Do arachnids really?

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>>45002434
Nightgaunts are criminally underrated.

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Need a big brown amazoness to demand I french kiss her butthole

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>>45002434
It's caturday and yet she's alone at my bar, you abandoned her.

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mating
mating with foxes!

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>>45002649
its 9 o clock on a caturday
regular kots saunter in
theres an old Cheshire sitting next to me
making love with her milkshake and gin

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Which way strength boi?

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>>45002704
do I get the frog and bird too?

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>>45002704
Ever since I played Dragon Age Origins, the answer is always Bog Witch

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>>45002704
I'm gonna take the one on the left and turn her into the one on the right.

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>Be king anon
>Begrudgingly go to a conference where the hellspawn will also be
>At least they had the dignity and common sense to let you speak first
>Lay out in no uncertain terms how they are an existential threat to humanity, and how incredible the chief goddess is, and how soon the armies of men will triumph over evil.
>Rancorous applause
>...even from the monsters
>In fact, they are cheering hardest
>Whooping, hollering. Many get up to shake your hand (you pull back in disgust), and many more are nodding and trying to pat you on the back, and saying well done
>...Reminds you of how the parents act at the local church talent shows
>Sit back in your seat (far away from the monsters) and get your earplugs ready for whatever spews out from their mouths
>Demon (you call every monster a demon) takes the stage
>"Ahem."
>*shuffles papers*
>...
>"I can fix him."

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>>45002251
No, I mean retconned into normal MGs as in keeping the profile as is and just fixing the artwork to being a normal mg instead of a furry

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>>45002898
Dr.U.Nicorn's Rhinoplasty will fix most of the problem.

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You should try some of the sweets and snacks they sell near the Ryu shrine.

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>>45002973
There is hebi in those cookies.
I dont know how much or what specific bit of hebi, but I do not want it in me.

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>>45002973
>eat the cookie
>has a weird aftertaste of iron and salty milk with coins
What a rip off, never buying those again

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I’m a sexist, Mamonos will tremble before my misogynistic ways.

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>>45003015
>tell monster your sexist
>"Great! me too!"
>get sexed right then and there

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>>45003009
More cookies for me, then.

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>>45003009
Milk is milk and eggs is eggs. Doesn't matter where they came from.

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>>45002892
Demons need to stop fixing people

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>>45003041
But my misogyny, this can’t be happening Mamonos are women too meaning they shouldn’t be trusted in running a nation. That Druella and her mother are frauds and shouldn’t rule anything and get any political power.

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>>45002973
I will eat her mochi IF and only IF she shoves it between her armpits first.

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hellwan love

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>>45003152
Anon you should go find some khepri or move to the mist continent so you can show those monsters who's really in charge.

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>>45003167
fisho belong to kot, not wan

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>>45003173
>khepri
Why do I feel Khepris are the type of girls to say “Yes my king” in a very dorky way like a yes woman.

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>>45003210
That's not fish that's a whale, a killer whale!

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>>45003162
snake pits...

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>>45003318
That's a different usage of the term from the one I'm used to.

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>>45003697
Both are damp places that may or may not smell really good and can prove an inescapable trap to a human who gets too close.

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>>45003767
Would get envenomated from licking an apophis' pits

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>>45003874
I'm more curious what grapesnake milk tastes like.

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hugzza on caturday

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>>45003887
I plan on exploring every inch of grapesnakes body, from head to tail. From butt to boobs. From pit to tummy. Ravish my queen with affection and attention

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consider

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>>45003914
> another slutty elf
Boo, get new material.

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"I'm above you." The proud dragon stated.
"I'm superior to you in every way." She reiterated - "Dragons will always surpass mankind." She, the dragon pregnant from human seed, boldly claimed.

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>>45004018
The dragon is too arrogant to recognise their dependence on humans
The humble wurm cares little either way
Who is the smart one really?

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>>45004018
>her MERE'd dragon friend just looks at her and giggles

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>>45003914
>"Dishguztink! Proper Maido Akademy kikis do not wear zhe schlutty undervears... it mebbe hurtz zhe Mashtah's fingerz vhen he vants zhe vet kikipussy..."
Always insist on genuine Academy certified Maidos.

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>>45003914
Lovely, I'm gonna order one like this, and another one more but with the dark version.

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>>45002123
Taming noisy JK pyrow brats!
She cant sass you if she's heartpupiling while sucking on your dick!

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>>45004072
As a Slav I'm disturbed by Kikis with German accent.

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Best wonderland girl to maidify?
Give me the pros and cons.

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>>45004101
A splendid choice. My only dark elf meido is the one I posted last thread so have an OL instead.

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>>45004072
The academy's standards went to shit it seems, if a certified maid can't even speak properly. I'll talk to the headmaid about returning her.

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>>45004181
wock cant be trusted to cook
dormouse cant be trusted to make beds
march hare cant be trusted to be seen and not heard
humpty cant be trusted to not make a mess cleaning.
jubjub and chesh cant be trusted.

only options are hatter, wonderworm, trumparts and alice.

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>>45004259
Hatter needs meds, wonderworm is a stoner, trumpart would sooner fuck the dogs than feed them and Alice can't remember any tasks forthe life of her.

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>>45004342
I'll take the hatter if she stays on her meds she can be insane on the weekends
I dont see the issue with wonderworm though. If she can get her tasks done blazed then good.

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>>45004247
A lot of modern Euro Kikis are no longer wearing their traditional meido skirts.
They are still wearing the traditional meido nopantsu for convenient access.

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I could beat a Kiki in a fight. Don't tell me I couldn't. I am not weak and low level monsters like them couldn't beat me. I will fight a Kiki and win.

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>>45004181
>Dormouse
Pros
>Would look the cutest in maid outfit
>Keeps your bed extra neet and comfy for when you want to nap
>Great body pillow
>Makes the best tea (if hired along with Hatter maid)
Cons
>Doesn't do much else

>Mad Hatter
Pros
>Best etiquette
>Makes the best tea (especially if you hired dormouse along with her)
>Best for impressing guests at fancy parties
>Cool hat
>You can have a hat too
>Is more of a female bulter than a maid
Cons
>Maximun Wonderland madness mindset
>It's contagious
>Keeps trying to hire more hatters by giving human girls hats
>Gets her spores everywhere
>Keeps dunking poor dormouse in the teapot
>Is more of a female butler than a maid

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>>45004427
>anon about to find out about kiki's dark past she doesn't like to talk about
At least you will finally solve the mystery of those strange accordion sounds at night

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>>45004413
>I dont see the issue with wonderworm though. If she can get her tasks done blazed then good.
She can't. Can you get shit done while smoking acid?

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>>45004427
>Fight kiki
>She really doesnt want to
>Runs away before tripping and landing in compromising position
>Anon also trips and lands face first in kiki butt
>Instaloss
>Accidentally, Kiki wins?

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>You picked the wrong time to theorycraft, NERD

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>>45004440
I'd take hatter and dormouse , but I think hatter needs to make a maid headress shaped mushroom first.
Also, imagine being the most straight laced normal anon ever, and then getting a hatter as a butler. The next year is your house slowly getting filled up with more and more wonderland girl maids. Their insanity rubs off on you (not helped by spores in every inch of the house, or wonderworm smoke always in the toilet).
By the end of the year, your house is a madhouse, with mushrooms and bright coloured wallpaper everywhere. You spend most days in the garden having a teaparty (orgy) with your maids. Your house has become an enclave of wonderland.

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>>45004530
>tomboy hatter in a butler outfit
I did not know I needed this in my life

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>>45004417
>Academy maido assessor Kiki makes a snap inspection of one of their former students
>the house is spotless, there is a pie baking in the oven
>but nothing escapes the assessor's sharp eye
>visible panty line
>the offending Kiki is bent over the kitchen table, her skirts and tail lifted, and the prohibited article is removed
>the punishment is a hard hand spanking on the exposed Kiki ass
>just as Mashtah walks in
>
>the Assessor Kiki keeps spanking the Kiki's ass in the rhythm of Anon's thrusts
Another successful assessment.

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>>45004500
>say "sorry mommy"
>she collapses instantly
Its just that easy

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>>45003914
how am i supposed to resist...?

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>>45002178
>>45004500
>muscle girl
GAY

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>>45004427
>...da, mastah
>ve have kalashnikov duel like in old country, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45004611
>marry a hellhound
>now your wife has more chest hair than you

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>>45004500
>>45002178
>muscle girl
CUTE

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>>45002178
>>45004500
>muscle girl
MARRY

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>>45004427
>RetardAnon wakes up naked
>and tied to a kitchen chait
<"Silly Mashtah."

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>>45003914
Better hope she knows some kinda nifty elven magic to clean because between being bent over every surface and being made gravidly pregnant, I don't think much cleaning's going on.

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Through the power of gremlin and lich science
We have created the yetikiki
She is already loose
Run

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>canonically the best way to court wocks is whipping your cock out in their face and "raping" them
Imagine the loli version, tags: penis_awe

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https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112724130
playing with dolls

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>>45002123
IS THAT A

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>>45004764
ms pyrow is fond of bananas

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>pyrow hags trying to remain hip

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>>45004764
Yep. A nice innocent licking fruit.

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>>45004794
Pyrows are eternally hip, it's a racial bonus
Even if one's fashion choice is out of style people just automatically think she's ironically retro

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>>45004815
What a dork

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>>45004784
As expected of succubi.

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>>45004815
lights out guerilla radio

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>>45004633
>>45004650
I see your being extraordinary homosexual today
>>45004626
Nigger thats just nasty

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>>45004826
there's a surprising amount of "how to eat a banana" videos made by monsters

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I'd do a belly shot of ___ with ___

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>>45004732
Need loliwock eating a popsicle art

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>>45004853
Everclear
Kiki

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>>45004826
>take my banana
>take my virginity
>take my cum
Succs are so greedy, relationships are supposed to be give and take

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Please...why do you think that something that is 10 times stronger than a human, has mystical powers and more life force would submit to a human?

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Yeah yeah go and make the beastwoman get domiciled by headpats joke again.
I've seen what happens when a monster - especially a big pawed one - pats an anon like you on the head. Like butter in a microwave.

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>>45004878
i'm nice and stuff

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>>45004878
I've got a rolled up newspaper.

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>>45004852
Dummies need an orange eating class.

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>>45004878
You don't a man then?

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>>45004878
Can't beat the cock, nope can't beat the cock.

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>>45004815
I love Pyrows so much
>slutty little not!whores swarming unsuspecting oji-san anons
>the slightly older childhood friend who hit puberty earlier and wants to play doctor and more
>school bully who is just too shy with her feelings towards nerd anon
>"just" friend with benefits, too many benefits

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>>45004878
>Why...?
There are 4 reasons why, but reasons A, B and C are minor, the main reason is of course D.

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>>45004934
It was all strings attached after all.

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>>45004878
Because women are physically weaker then men and cannot be dominant
Faggots will seeth at this post

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>>45004878
Because we're both desperate, but you're the one with the quadruple digit age.

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>>45004953
hellhounds and amazoness are not women
they are goddesses

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>>45004953
there's more to being dominant than physical size. you've quite the quaint and narrow worldview

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>>45004967
This explains why I want to worship this amazon

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>>45004953
Sorry anon, you'll have to complain to KC. It's canon that even the shittiest low level mamono can wipe the floor with you, deal with it.

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>>45004977
Imagine being her chair and pussy/ass cleaner.

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>>45004953
You are physically weaker than both men and women so what does that make you?

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>>45002704
right
creepy means better spell caster

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>>45004953
Damn fucking straight anon. B-b-based!! I'm gonna go tell that to this tall elf lady right now!

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>>45004967
>>45004977
>Worshiping women
Lmao, sons of the sky father will easily conquer you

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>>45005029
Oh yeah, tell that to my 7 ft amazoness who can crush steel with her thighs.

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>>45004992
the lizard profile says you're wrong though

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Just steal a grem diver powersuit and go conquer the deep seas.
Water monsters cant fight.

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>>45005064
if you're cute they get weak in the knees

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>>45004953
talking a lot of shit for someone in proactive dating distance

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>>45005046
>tell that to my 7 ft amazoness who can crush steel with her thighs
Women cannot beat men, and men who need women for protection are weakings that need to be culled

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>>45005114
wear arc suit gg zapweasel utterly btfo

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>>45005139
*weaklings that need to be protected and loved and smooched by the amazoness.
Go walk into their territory. I'm sure one of them is in need of a bed warmer and ass scratcher right now anon.

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>>45004878
Masculine wiles.

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>>45004953
>Because women are physically weaker then men and cannot be dominant
That only applies to human women.

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>>45005029
Be like onto the angels, that become immortal and otherworldly powerful.

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>>45005029
>neopagan
Lol, lmao

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>>45004967
>>45004971
>>45004992
>>45005015
>>45005028
>>45005114
>>45005196
Degenerate faggots lashing out in fear at masculinity

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>>45005217
What, why did you quote me? I was agreeing with you!

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>>45005217
Speaking of fear and lashes, I want to be a dark elf's whipping post that she performs hardcore aftercare on afterwards.

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>>45005227
he doesn't have many tricks in the playbook

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>>45004859
>fat-bottomed loliwock heart pupiling while being stripped and groped
>fucking loliwock thighs and saying you'll pound her like this for real next
>sizing your cock up against the loliwock's body and watching her eyes go wide while staring down at it

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>>45005217
femdom setting
Seethe more

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>>45005114
i could take her

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I want to submissively huff my dominant hellhounds sweaty and swampy butt after a workout and shes drank several protein shakes.

[Anonymous No.]

so what would happen if i casted rain of wurms in MGC

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>>45005110
So? Lizards are cute, but that doesnt bother me
it's her own fault for skipping out on leg day

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>>45005208
>lol, lmao
Your jewish aren't you

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>>45005271
Billions in property damage

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>>45005227
Ah apologies

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>>45005278
You should do one of the favorite pagan past times and convert to a better religion.

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>>45005291
kek

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>>45005278
It’s you’re. The Haku will see you now.

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>>45005217

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>>45005255
In a fight right?
>>45005141
>The suit turns into a living armor that's superconductive
Enjoy your wives
>>45005217
Anon nobody cares if you wanna be a super chad who doms your wife on bed, people care if you call them degenerate faggots for being submissive. It's also kind of funny calling people degenerate here for being femdom fags when the setting is like 70% femdom

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>>45005162
Women biologically seek out men with strength,
Women are repulsed by weaklings

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>>45005295
Don't worry, he's already set him up for being dominated in the traditional pagan way.
Conquered by a superior religion and forced to accept a new one.
Its a little known fact that Pagans are Spiritual Subs

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>>45005327
I want to be conquered and dominated by fallen god missionaries

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How does one build up their mofu resistance? Is it one of those things you build up by exposure? Is there some kind of medicine?

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>>45004878
MALEF CORRECTION

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>>45005327
>>45005334
Absolutely jewish posts

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>>45005306
I remember maledomfags having a collective mental breakdown over this, fun times

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>>45005334
They're just here to save your soul, turn you away from your evil ways, and set you up with a spiritual guardian (wife) to guide you to salvation.

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>>45005295
I prefer the favourite pagan past time of feeding christians to lions

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>>45005360
wouldn't a malef just spread her legs and goad you into sex?

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>>45005355
>Is it one of those things you build up by exposure?
Absolutely. I recommend exposing yourself to mofu as often as possible, preferably by showing your head inside fluffy tails regularly.
>t. not a fox

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>>45001148
>be salamander’s hubby
>guard a high-level dungeon with her
>sweet gig, it’s a temple belonging to a distinguished Ryu, so the pay’s great
>only a few challengers a day, mostly just get to spend it with the wife sparring and having hot sweaty sex
>except for this guy who comes in every week
>I think he’s just been attempting the same quest for months
>he wears plate mail so bulky you’d think he’s in one of those gremlin mechsuits
>facetanks everything acting like he’s hot shit, even though it’s obvious his living armor wife is the only thing keeping him safe
>clearly an amateur, can’t even hit us with a sword
>even if he was single I don’t think the laziest sally guards here would want him
>it’s an underground lava temple, so we always have to just wait until he turns himself into an oven
>his living armor’s always really nice about the whole thing and promises to “correct” him when they get home
>But she has trouble carrying her hubby to the exit alone when he’s passed out, so the guards have to help with escorting him out
>this ordeal takes 2 whole hours I could be spending on actually fun battles

For fuck’s sake, I just want to get paid to make victory speeches with my wife about how our love combined is undefeatable.

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>>45005392
That's Romans. Their favorite past time is being raped by Goths.

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>>45005288
cool and lots more wurm kids crawling out

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>>45005418
>no big titty goth gf to ransack my city

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>>45005306
>>45005374
>Well, KC said
It's weird. Posts like these never actually quote KC himself, nor do they actually link to the QnA. It's always their own shitty interretations that they pass off as something KC said a long while ago on twitter or QnA or something that they just cant be bothered to find.

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>>45005392
And it sure worked now didn't it?
I'm sure Rome is still the center of the pagan world now isn't it?
I'm sure there isn't a man with a funny hat there who happens to belong to another religion that came to dominate those 'superior pagan gods'.

>>45005361
Say the line Anon.
We're waiting.

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>>45005418
I always prefer the visigoths.
The Invisigoths are too hard to see

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Sometimes I wonder what you people look like once in awhile especially when these femdom posts show up.

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Jesus fucking Christ, take this tripe back to fucking /pol/ you faggots. No one wants to read one faggot belonging to a religion predominately occupied by leftists and faggots waving his dick at another faggot belonging to a religion predominately occupied by shitskins. It's not for here.

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do monsters fart?

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>>45005447
i'd imagine the nugget of the idea is that your monster isn't going to be slaughtered wholesale.
a needless clarification, but par the course for Q&A

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>>45005418
Yes, pagan romans. The later christian romans are the ones that got GOTHED.

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I wonder what monsters and their religious shit posting would be like

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>>45005488
Based pagans get nothing.

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>>45005447
KC really did say that. https://kemono.su/patreon/user/13283247/post/82119213

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>>45005400
Thanks, Anon. It's hard to find good, honest info these days. Never know when you're gonna run into monster misinfo, y'know?

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>>45005512
Of course. I am glad to help a fellow human.

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>>45005481
But Anon, how else would we know how chad he is if he didn't talk about how he followed a dead religion because the others are two mainstream and being an atheist would put him on the left?

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>>45005494
i'm team poseidon. open rebellion against the chief god cause she's tired of her shit is my jam

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>>45005526
silence, shitskin

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>>45005506
>Christians
Demons, angels, more demons
>Pagans
Every other monster

I rest my case

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>>45005540
Certain types of angels would also be pagan like valks

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>>45005536
Oh I'm sorry, does pointing out that your niche little mountain religion failed and no exists in those 'leftist' states you detest so much get your panties in a twist?
Or are you going to tell me how much of an 'image of masculinity' you are by basically being a discount athiest because some guy on the internet told you it would attract woman and build muscle?

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>>45005572
Different anon, I'm the guy who wants you both to fuck off

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>>45005527
Based, I like all the gods in MGE. Deeply curious about the chaos ones but I fantasize a lot about being conquered by an Amazon in the name of Aries
Or a tacokot raping me on the altar of whatever their God is I don't know how to spell it and I'm not looking it up.
Or a snake cult "sacrificing" me to a snake

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Technically none of the MGE gods created anything (except the og Chief god) and are just overpowered lust beings so I’m not gonna give them any praise they’re all just a bunch of hag women anyhow.

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>>45005588
Fallen God created Pandemonium.

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This is a cheesy situation.

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>>45005588
im kicking in heavens gate and crashing thier singles party

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>>45005613
Still probably needed energy to create that realm though rather than creating it out of thin air.

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>>45005447
You do know femdomfag are mentally ill right?
They'll make up the most nonsensical shit to justify their disgusting fantasies and violently lash out at anyone who disagrees.
Kinda like trannys

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>>45005616
Womp-wooomp

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>>45005511
>but in the face of a threat to themselves or their husbands, the limiters of the mamono will be removed and all the mana they have, which they usually use only to charm or make their husbands feel good, will be used to make themselves and their husbands leave the scene or to eliminate the threat
So the same thing as "humans lifting cars in life or death situations"
This is probably why they dont link the qna, it really is that easy to see how out of context their interretations are

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>go to the femdom thread
>complain about femdom
many such cases

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>>45005334
If their wings are black, watch your back.

[Anonymous No.]

I see mick is trying a new tactic today.

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>>45005672
i just bite them back

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>>45005676
Naw an’t mick just don’t like putting women on a pedestal like they’re goddesses, human or otherwise.

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>>45005708
wow. you must be so cool... i bet women are falling all over you irl, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

imagine being an angel herder, and milking angels...

[Anonymous No.]

Every monster girl should look like this with maximum fertility
Anyone who disagrees has low testosterone
Muscle girl faggots need not to reply

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>>45005708
>complaining about femdom on a thread centered around a femdom-centric setting

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>>45005746
fuck off, they should be meatier and chubbier

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>>45005746
You have to be 18 to post here.

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Remember, men: only marry ocean mamono IF they let you autistically name all of your children after historical battleships. Accept NO compromise!

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>>45005762
i name them after sword types

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>>45005762
I will now proceed to impregnate this fish with Ulysses S. Grant

[Anonymous No.]

You know what all the shit that has happened in these threads it’s deserved you people deserve these curses put upon you.

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>>45005757
if their tits dont dwarf your torso they wont be able to feed your kids properly

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>>45005746
BASED

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>>45005746
Here's your (You)

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>>45002123
BIG girls

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[Anonymous No.]

i like muscles so i can make them disappear both with them getting lazy and getting knocked up

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>>45005782
>that run-on sentence
Haku correction is needed.

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>>45005816
I bet you're the one feeding the jinkos and hellwans burgers

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>>45005832
Yes and I do not regret it one bit
Their tears fuel me

[Anonymous No.]

Pyrow tongues are for kisses

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls come in all different shapes and sizes, Each deserve love except musclegirls, that can stay in the trash where it belongs.

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>>45005403
love them ‘manders

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>>45005754
>femdom-centric setting
>you can turn most monster species into masochistic subs by getting gud at sex or using raging mushrooms and fucking their brains out regularly
hell, most of the monsters are equals or subs on their own regardless of all that. Devoted and Timid are actual profile traits.
How did this femdom-centric setting meme get around anyway?

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>>45005861
just for practicing, of course

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>>45005782
The Mummy's curse... we opened the tomb while she was changing her bandages...

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>>45005831
Miss Haku is in for a shock when she finds out that Anon's sperm are just as stupid as he is.

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>>45004732
Are there any loliwock pics?

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>>45005862
if you hate muscles so much, do i have a girl for you

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You know, there are plenty of people in the world - a surfeit of people, even - who aren't into femdom or musclegirls. They express this lack of interest in a very normal and healthy way -- by not engaging with it.
Lashing out at it publicly, engaging in defensive insistence that you'd 'only ever top', and insisting that it's 'low test' or 'disgusting' to otherwise belies a deep insecurity in your own ability to be dominant. That's the kind of thing you do because you know any girl with a hint of tone, an inch of height on you, and a stern voice would make you crumble like a dry cookie, and you're afraid of that. To be frank, it's desperate, and it isn't top behavior.
In short, anon is a brat who needs correction.

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>>45005863
By default dumbass, also go make your shitty game and complain on vg about kc so more

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>>45002373
It was in fashion in the 16th century for noblemen to wear codpieces shaped like erect cocks. Just look up any image of Henry VIII

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>>45005831
Don’t care fuck all you, you all deserve the shitposting you get.

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>>45005863
The central premise of MGE is 'you get raped by monster girls', anono
I deeply wish KC never wrote that shit about raging mushrooms, it only gives spergies like you a foothold in communities they don't belong in

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>>45005862
Based

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>>45005921
stop replying to yourself, Mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>45005863
See >>45005640
Its a femdom setting in their head

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>>45005403
It's all fun and games bullying the weakling in way over his head until he suddenly starts having flashbacks of his (admittedly uneventful) childhood and gives his own speech about how he's goinf to prove hinself worthy with the power of determination, and his living armor waifu's love while glowing. Then you'll have a real fight on your hands.
Hope your salamander and team-up supers are ready, anon

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[Anonymous No.]

Leave the retard alone

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>>45005863
Just femdomfags projecting, it's a wish fulfillment setting and has dedicated masochist species like umi-osho and the lizards

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>>45005898
Thats a lot of homosexual cope that i'm not gonna read

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>45005930
>musclefags are schizophrenic
Embarassing...

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>>45005870
>first practice kiss
>first practice groping
>first practice sex
>first practice marriage
>first practice baby
>first practice anniversary
>second practice baby
Don't worry, they made it official by the fifth baby.

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>>45005930
Mental illness

[Anonymous No.]

The nuns in this country sure are aggressive.

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>>45005970
Shouldn't have wandered into that forlorn church in the prairie. You were warned what lived in that place

[Anonymous No.]

>>45005970
Perfect, imma bag myself a nun harem

[Anonymous No.]

I just want a wife with kissable abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45005955
he's a brat *and* he can't read! haku correction is doubly needed.

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>>45005961
you wouldn't expect it but the nicest monsters are lurking in alleyways

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>>45005970
I wonder if the black halo tastes like licorice

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>>45005913
>it only gives spergies like you a foothold
Even though lizardgirls, salamanders and other maledom monsters were already in the setting?

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>>45005993
>not making her kiss and clean your abs
You'll never make it

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>>45003219
Sounds like it would be fun to facefuck them

[Anonymous No.]

A week ago KC on his patreon said that he will give info on game's progression soon. Did it ever happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006055
KC is a hack

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>>45004113
Baltic German kikis. Very severe and professional. Secretly very yan with a lot of dere

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>>45005994
I'm gonna grab that haku and aggressively facefuck her untill she passes out

[Anonymous No.]

New cat just dropped.

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>>45006023
>salamanders & lizardmen
both are subs to men who beat them in combat, and their relationships are with men who they can spar with constantly, trade wins and losses, and have a dynamic relationship with in that way. you'd have to contrive some way to haul your fat ass out of your desk chair to make that happen, as well as learn to wield a weapon, so i don't really see it in your future

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>>45006113
A real MONSTER girl

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>>45006055
The game will come out after Yoshihiro Togashi, Patrick Rothfuss, Scott Lynch and George R.R. Martin all release something new.

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>there's at least 2 anons replying to random posts with maledom just to spite others
Embarrassing...

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>>45006055
That's the fifth time. I don't know what you expect anon. Maybe you should ask the liaison about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006124
Mad femdomfag?

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>>45005993
Muscle wives are for kissing on the lips especially.

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>>45006151
Needs rape and trad correction

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>>45006140
Smiling actually, Knowing how hard you're trying to rile people up only to fall flat, Impotently. Keep up the clown work anon, I needed a laugh or two today.

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>>45004717
How can she clean so well if she creates messes by shedding fur?

[Anonymous No.]

Post demure monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006206
A proper woman

[Anonymous No.]

I'll stay at home.
I'll cook for my wife.
I'll be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006233
>t. failed male

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>>45006195
>Werewolf profile: In this way, they’re really ferocious, but they sometimes recognize men as their superior if they’re defeated, or if they fall totally in love. And then they’ll end up becoming extremely loyal to the male partner they recognize as their superior, in other words, their master, and they become just like a dog fawning over a man even during sex.
Here's a joke for you: this js from a femdom centric setting! Aint that funny? Laugh with me, anon!

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>>45006195
Now type this without seething

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006206
the only good slime

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>>45006273
She even makes a better maid than shoggoth

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006206
>>45006273
>>45006279
Hell, shes the only good monster, being a good stay at home wife

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>>45005461
What do you call a goth bunyip? An Austrogoth

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>>45006279
That's not a maid, that's a housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006279
your wife is not a maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006297
anon, this is sad. juust go work on our game and post somewhere they'll like you, at this point you are basically barneyfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006247
>nitpicking obscure mg profiles to find isolated femsub bits
curiously desperate

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>>45006273
:)

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>>45006115
Sallys are switches, they'd just want a good fight. I get you're a bitch and trying to rile people up but don't try to make a monster girl into a maledom monster when they're not

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>>45006241
As opposed to you trolling on a chinese cartoon forum in a thread revolving around a waifu setting dedicated to lonely men?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006317
i need monsters with mob faces!

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>>45006302
>>45006303
Nope I'm hiring a 和メイド nure to make my bentos and you aren't going to stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006319
What? I wasn't saying salamander was a maledom monster. Read through that again.

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>>45006316
>werewolf
>obscure

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>>45006353
Yeah. Probably on par with giant slug or werecat. Exactly how much werewolf discussion do you see going on in this thread?

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>>45006371
you really don't need to keep indulging him

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>>45006334
Slime Carrier with :) face and the Pslime with detailed face.

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>>45006233
>shes not stay at home
>she doesn't cook for you
>shes not happy
Anon be a man and put her in her place, you'll both be happy

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>>45006371
>going off thread discussion to make his point
do you not see that you're admitting to not reading the setting or the profiles, but also that this femdom centric thing is threadcanon, ie a meme?

[Anonymous No.]

wurm is getting worried about you anon....

[Anonymous No.]

take your greens anon

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>>45006279
She can change your mind.

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>>45006419
Wurmie it's okay I actually really love playing chess against the computer it's just that I suck at it so I get mad

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>>45006400
The only who is unhappy and doesn't know his place is you.

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>>45002123

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>>45006206
I like monster that were literally made for marriage

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006469
>tfw no robo jiangshi gf
>tfw ywn make organic jiangshis seethe with how flexible she is without warming up

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006480
ms unicorns always trotting around in a wedding dress
just in case

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>>45006316
>>45006371
Orc profile
>"However, when attacked, if one manages to defeat them instead, they will recognize the victor as their master, whom they will then obey almost as if they were slaves (on the other hand, if one were to attack and lose, the orcs would be very oppressive). For the victors who become masters, the orcs change their nature completely. They will become concerned with their master’s mood, and constantly fawn on him. Of course, there would be no change in their lustful disposition. They would seduce their master into having sex with them."

>"After obtaining a master, their heart and body will have already changed to be devoted solely to him, and their soft, voluptuous body which enthralls men will then exist solely to be used and violated by their master. No matter how furiously and violently their master ravages them, even if they're treated as a tool that exists solely for his sexual release, as far as they're concerned, just the fact that their master enjoys using them will be enough to fill them with enough ecstatic happiness and pleasure to melt their heart."
Muh femdom setting

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>>45006480
None of them?

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>>45006459
Tranny

[Anonymous No.]

We do need art of hogtied orcs, apple in mouth optional

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006518
Can't, femdomfags wouldn't allow it

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>>45006524
Shut the fuck up. Most people wouldn’t care unless you add some stupid shit like guro, NTR, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

Gentle and warm hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006510
Why are maledomfags like this?

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>>45006568
Why are you responding to obvious bait?

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>>45006419
Yandere wurm would be the scariest yan monster to be interested in you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006459
Cute collar, will take her for walkies if she's good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006459
She needs rape correction, and cute girly dress

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45006574
You are right. I had a wurm moment.

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>>45006585
but she would be the cutest yandere since she isn't the brightest

[Anonymous No.]

The hell is going on with this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006635
discord raiders again

[Anonymous No.]

How do I explain to hebi that consent obtained thanks to Stockholm syndrome is not valid?

[Anonymous No.]

Is this still the only profile that directly mentions irrumatio? Bondage turtle is definitely underrated btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006652
it's fate

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>>45006652
why would you lie to hebi?

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>>45006656
>disposition: timid, devoted
b-b-but i thought mge was a femdom setting?

[Anonymous No.]

white wurms will turn yan
also many wurms throw tantrums, cock is needed to calm them down

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006459
Nighounds are the most overrated monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006683
Permanently keep her pregnant so can't throw tantrums.

[Anonymous No.]

nom

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>>45006635
Just outsiders and newfags getting a reminder to read the setting they love shitposting about so much

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006715
i like ms manticore

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>>45006711
tantrums happen when three things either happen
>No wurmie, I cant fuck you right now
>No, you cannot do *insert wurm-brained idea here* and that's final
>No, you cannot eat *insert shiny rock here*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006720
read it many times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006722
3 for 1 wurm deal, what a bargin!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006747
anon, no! your pelvis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006752
dont worry, i was raised on wurm eggs and milk, I'll be fine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006656
i'm not 100% about what's going on with her sleeves

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006635
Trolls spun the wheel with baits and today's bait ended up being the good ol' "femdom vs maledom"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006715
Is it ture that manticores go after weak boys because they crumple and submit to the first real man they see?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006639
>Muh discord raiders
Sometimes shitposters are just shitposters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006760
>>45006656
Tortle

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>>45006799
i don't know, anono... why don't you go give it a shot? just go up to the biggest manticore you can find and tell her that you're a dom and she'd better submit to you right now!

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>>45006821
assert yourself as tom and she will have no choice but to molly

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>>45006821
i dont think she understands english.

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>>45006821
>Manticore shoves her tail into your face.
>"Talk to the tail." She says https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttftmKtF6DE

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006866
maybe i should've brought a chair and a whip

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006652
you don't say that because it's nonsense, love hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006866
imagine the tailpussy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006866
imagine trying to talk down a borderline feral core into not making you a tail addict

[Anonymous No.]

I need a tender little penis scrubber in my life

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006964
so, how do you court a crab? do the crab rave?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006866
i wanna nibble on the inside of the tail pussy, seems like it would be fun
>>45006981
show off our massive jerking off arm

[Anonymous No.]

Life is hard, monster wife makes it bearable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006964
Crabs come in many sizes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007009
it sure do

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007009
birds the word!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007004
>i wanna nibble on the inside of the tail pussy, seems like it would be fun
not so fun when it clamps down and turns your entire upper body into an erogenous zone

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007009
I don't need to cry today, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

“The black goat who devours the sun is-"
“She. Is married, yes.”
“Nar as-samum? Nar as-samum the eighteen-faced demon of ruination? Nar ‘an incarnation of my hatred will ever follow your kind, cursing them to wander a blood-soaked sea of darkness for all time’ as-samum? Is married?”
“Yes. To a grocery clerk in Berlin, I believe. Well, former grocery clerk. They're very cute together.”
“I… What?”
“She doesn’t get up to much ruination these days, mind. They have three children and well, you know, being a parent is a full time job.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007029
>they come equipped with two natural oversized can openers
she's gonna prise his armor off piece by piece isnt she

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007142
all included is ms cancers powerwashing services

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006811
and sometimes it's discord raiders

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007173
The wiki is always in an uproar.

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine being one of those guys who are fine with lolibabas but not truelolis and mistaking a young Dark Mage for a Witch, busting the biggest nut of your life inside her, and hearing "You can tell a Dark Mage from a Witch, right onii-chan? ...That wasn't a Sabbath member's pussy, you know" afterwards when she's laying back showing you the mess you made.

[Anonymous No.]

Revitaligo is a hell of a condition. Rember to take time to cheer up your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45002123

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>>45007187
loli is loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007257

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>>45004181
Obvi it's Best Cat.
>Like any cat, willing to bring you food because you're a terrible hunter.
>Can teleport to fetch things quickly
>Has a good sense of humor
>Enjoys ear scritches
>Purrs
Other wonderland girls don't purr, Anon. They don't even purr a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007193

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>>45004181
hatter, perfect maid

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007317
good luck getting more than 3 steps away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007277
haha.
Numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007257
I like feet

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

hello fellow human males! say, what kind of item would be a suitable catalyst in summoning one of yo- i-i mean our kind? ive heard high end graphics cards and overpriced childrens toys work. but there need to be some kind of alternative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007330
I think he's going in the Anti-Thunder Security Blanket Safe Zone of Comfort.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007417
ms thunderbird's not going to like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007402
if it was me then cheap whiskey would probably do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007402
A hand-written coupon for a "free hug"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007402
20$

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007402
a homecooked meal full of love

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007182
Oh no! The server that's basically /pol/ with a thin veneer of monster girls is always in an uproar! How shocking!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45007431
not falling for this one again. last time i got a Satyros
>>45007455
fuck you this one summoned a bogey
>>45007467
this one gave an alp for some reason
>>45007477
... does cup ramen count?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007487
>/pol/ with a thin veneer of monster girls
I thought that was /monster/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007402
Imagine she summons a 6'5 gigachad and he just mating presses her until pregnancy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007501
>cheaping out with cup ramen
let me put it this way: you get what you ay for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007487
>>45007518
>muh /pol/
Post nose

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007530
what if hypothetically a monster girl got her mother to cook a meal for her and used that as the catalyst?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007541
>Post nose
OK.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007541

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>>45007518
I don't know why but any time anything with roots in 4chan makes an off topic channel or thread it gets filled with /pol/ stuff.
Last time I joined one for a wow server it was all politics and nobody left playing the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007402
A copy of Hustler, a pristine onahole, bottled love and affection. Maybe a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a lobster soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007487
>>45007518
>>45007593
>whining about /pol/
Whats wrong with /pol/, you all are not Jewish aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

Hello, hiw are you guys doing today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007661
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007661
pretty good
would be better if I was wrapped up in snek coils though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007568
then she would get a brother. good for brocons, but otherwise no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007687
older or younger brother?

[Anonymous No.]

Do not let sabbath mesugaki buy child safety buzzers, there's no way they should have that power over us. Instant blackmail you can't even run away from, how horrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007518
Damn so /monster/ was based

[Anonymous No.]

>stop at the grocery store to restock
>watch a poor guy getting carried out by a SuccSwarm, the SuccQueen seated upon his head and directing their movements
>trail of junk food following them
>rookie mistake
>get my groceries, ensuring that the junk food I purchase is buried under healthy foods
>notice an older Echidna peering into my cart while I'm picking out some bell peppers
>she smiles at me and continues on her way, linking arms with a man who must be her husband
>phew, dodged a bullet there
>finish up my shopping, check out and head back to the car
>do a quick walk around to make sure there's no monster girls that have snuck into the car
>free and clear
>pack up and drive home
>walk into the kitchen and start unpacking groceries
>then pause and look to my right where an Echidna, Kikimora and Holstaur are all calmly prepping a meal
>they all kind of look like that Echidna from...oh shit
>in unison they look over their shoulders
>"Welcome home, Darling/Mastah/Hun"

Remember that just because a monster girl doesn't get ya at the grocery store doesn't mean she won't get ya.

[Anonymous No.]

>Don't be afraid! I bring good news of great joy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007716
The buzzers are for YOUR safety

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007317
Being under a blanket with a hellhound or a salamander must be really warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007716
You're overstating the threat. In MGC the cops just walk up and say "nice".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007755
this is why i always use sabbath express portal shipping for everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007716
Anon, that buzzer is not for her. It's for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007798
>portal opens
>you're expecting groceries
>a trio of Imps led by an Arch Imp leap through and dump your groceries on the ground
>then they tackle you to the ground
>you wake up two weeks later with your four wives cuddled up against you

It's inevitable Anon.

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>>45007701
depends on what mom cooked

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007716
>child safety buzzers
The monster schoolgirls wear those just so you can flirt with them by taking them off them.

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>45002704
Bog Witch looks like she plays the fiddle and cooks a mean stew. I choose her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45005882
>Are there any loliwock pics?
There's one drawn by Vada, but unfortunately she isn't brown like the profile one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007828
but it said on the contract that there were no additional fees!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007927
Free shipping means more than just free shipping in Monster Girl City.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1715778581308248556
Bros?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007943
Looks pretty good

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007943
>check puuyo's profile
>christcuck babble, something about NTR and loli demon waifu stuff all mixed together
Kek, where's the cocksucker who insisted this is perfectly normal?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007943
Cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007923
Everybody's dead Dave

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>>45007943
At this point who actually cares?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007992
>That tacky watermark
>"I am insecure"
Wonder what set him off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007943
what? KC drew art for someone. So?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007923
I wonder if a zombie can be a competent housewife, maybe two helping each other

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007923
I want to sniff wight's stockings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008003
Don't know or care to speculate, since, just to use a turn of phrase Aux had on his hilarious meltdown post: "Nigga it's just chinese cartoons get over yourself".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008016
I'm not familiar with those but peak irony.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45004182
What are your top five MGs for OL? I personally like;
>Elf
>Hebi/Lamia
>Gremlin
>Manticore
>Hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008004
Schizo mick and rest of the missing fathers gay cuck club hate KC and that waifufag, and they've spent the last 9 months trying to convince this thread that they are bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007978
Gordon Bennet!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008035
Hi, aux. What's your favourite monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008008
>Dem teef
https://files.catbox.moe/3runes.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008046
'sup, mick. Still seething KC never drew your furry OC?

[Anonymous No.]

>Last 2 KC tweets in months had english text
Buck broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008031
Any mamono looks good as an office lady, but I like the gap moe ones the most.
>Miss Ushi gonna CRUSH these reports and RAPE that bottom line this quarter!

[Anonymous No.]

>45008046
>45008082
Case in point said schizo appears to screetch about his enemies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008071
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008092
I am not the first guy and not a argument. If you can't see why it's part for a japanese artists to be using enlish all the time you shouldn't even be on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008130
Schizo take for a moment.
But he was told to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008004
He lives rent free in the furfag's head.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008031
Dark Elf telling you to make sure you use the correct cover form and print more TPA reports as a form of psychological sadism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008130
>enlish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008142
Starting to think it's the reverse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008148
Sorry, I meant en*lish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008008
Of course they can, there are zombie maids for a reason

[Anonymous No.]

>45008113
Yet you can't stop spamming the thread with constant samefagged shitposts and autistic crying all day every single day. You've been repeating the same delusional shit for nine months straight and still nobody cares about anything you say.

Either shut up and leave the basement, or make your mom proud by necking yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008126
I mean, if I had a Miss Ushi like that in my office I'd be doing everything wrong that I possibly could.

[Anonymous No.]

big and small.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007943
its been producing exquisite salt, if you guys had any spies on multiple shitcords you would see impressive amounts of anti loli, chris chanoid grade "imaginary things are real!" gaytard cope.

[Anonymous No.]

I legitimately get off on the idea of being a house husband who pampers the fuck out of his monster girl wife/wives. Not even sexual pampering. I'm talking backrubs, cooking them delicious meals, polishing their horns/scales and so on. Just me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007972
Honestly, these days I'd be more surprised if a waifufag turned out not to be insane.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008152
This makes no fucking sense, nobody gives a fuck about you, neither KC nor bunkerfags made a single mention of you in months. They even kicked your stupid ass out lately without making even a single post, you just got dumped like a bag of garbage (that you are).
The only way you can get some recognition is by being an obsessed pest here, and even then I can guarantee you that nobody will remember you at most a month after you stop posting, because you added nothing of value to this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008162
>that face
Who gave the Zombie Maid 3 liters of coffee?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008198
>kc makes an announcement
>big reveal soon
>it begins.
>"The demon lord is jesus."
>"I made mge to combat the sun demons."
>"Peace in christ for all except black people,"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be "adopted" by Miss Wight..

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008205
I always choose them with Yandere personality

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008198
This thread is autistically schizophrenic nobody who posts here is normal, thinking you can separate yourself from here while lurking is massive spiritual cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008234
i respect it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007402
Try placing a copy of Doom(original one) and a gun while playing very loud metal music
Warning:Marring a Doom Marine entrails:
"Vanilla sex
Working out together
Weeky visits to the shooting range
Doing housechores together
Going for a Stroll together
A minimum of 3 children
And once per day him playing fanatically Doom"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008162
>zombie maid
>rank: housekeeper
What's the last rank? housewife? mother of your children?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008238
You'll feel better if you give in.

[Anonymous No.]

gentlemen, I love birds

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008265
head maid

[Anonymous No.]

>45008272
You'll feel better if you rope, mick. You won't need to exist in a state of permanent seethe and derangement anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007943
New Bapho just dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>de dovahkin
>ready to fight alduin
>she turns into this and smothers you in her breasts

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008238
There are levels of crazy. I may have a few screws loose but at least it's only a few.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008307
sometimes i think about being kidnapped by a bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007972
>christcuck babble
That... certainly is not what I was expecting to see, given the subject matter discussed in these threads.

All the waifufags are nuts. Yes, even *him*.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008311
What mean words did you say anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008339
I assume he thinks I leaked the slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008335
They put something in the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008344
Did you not leak the slime, anon?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008353
I can't confirm or deny that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007972
>>christcuck babble
Shalom

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008307
>When people think you're the cuck horse
>But you're really the Pope of the Church
>And your Good Word™ is your husband's massive cock

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008352
Oh, yeah, that guy's definitely /pol/-adjacent if you follow his social media. I could see him being Christian, especially since he recently walked away from his Spidernon moniker and is now posting as "Victor Warrens".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007972
the aversion that you have about christ is quite telling about your personality.

[Anonymous No.]

>mick's offsite drama schizo-out and samefagging hour
We still don't care, go argue with them yourself if you're so tough furry retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008359
What do you mean TiggyTaggy, your name was clearly on the image that leaked. Why would you lie about not leaking the image. You even used a burner email for it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008372
>walked away from his Spidernon moniker and is now posting as "Victor Warrens"
Got any proof for that? Why would he abandon his name as a monster smut writer and write more monster smut under a new name.

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Kraken does not appreciate jews

[Anonymous No.]

>the image was watermarked
fucking lol, this schizo dipshit is going to go even deeper down his paranoia rabbit hole now

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>45008384
Schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008397
I mean, they're here posting about it. Do you need any more proof the mge community comes here to shit on us?

[Anonymous No.]

All abrahamic bullshit is bad you cucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008399
what the cat doin'?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008391
Proof: https://spidernon home blog/

First post under the "New" section he calls it out himself. And it's transparently obvious that Victor Warrens is just his new pen name.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008377
Normally I wouldn't bring up the fact that you're sitting in front of a computer pretending that you're married to an anime character, but I'm pretty sure that's not what the bible meant by "go forth and multiply".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008411
le atheist jew cope filled hands made this post.

Now tell me that you naturally have the freedom to sinfully gorge yourself like maggots do with your materialist cope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008406
>us
There's no "us", you are a butthurt MGE hater in a thread full of MGE fans and they are shitting on (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008414
Hm. Granted, he implies it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008422
yeah, god wants you to handle snakes or something too.
think those were the two big takeaways

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008406
>us
Mick, the only ones coming here to shit on US (which doesn't include you) are you other subhuman outsiders like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008359
It would be very based if the same person who leak it created another burner account to leak the next one when it comes out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008412
She spotted (You), a Tom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008425
Ok aux. Tell KC unless he draws cait sith doing something sexy I'll probably leak more.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did kc make furry mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008441
Specifically to piss off people in this thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008430
I should be able to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008422
You don't even believe in the bible, tossing out bible verses is the shallowest thing you can ever produce.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008441
The same reason shit like buy corn and Alice exists. To cover most of the sexual kinks out there while trying to strip them down enough to fit them inside his setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008423
Your religion doesn't approves of erotic material and exaltes celibate people you double faced retard who can't even properly held up a belief.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008428
But you're not doing that either, are you? You're just pretending to be a christian on the internet because some other people on the internet told you it was "based".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008466
don't insult me, i wouldn't pretend to be a christian

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008458
God wants people to fuck, retard. Atleast in the structure of a proper marriage. He has ownership over Male and females. Look at what happened to mirriam when he went against moses and his ethiopian wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008458
>meanwhile islam tells you get not just 1 but 4 wives and not to fap but instead to nut inside your wife

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to thank our valiant thread defenders without whome these threads would devolve into shitposting chaos

[Anonymous No.]

What's the absolute worst slur a MG can call someone? Either MGs in general or from a specific species works.

[Anonymous No.]

>outsider christcuck arguing with some other outsider leftard
>schizo mick melting down and samefagging countless posts in the background
The absolute state of the moderation on this board

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008489
Halve their pay!

[Anonymous No.]

God this thread is really high "quality" today
Shut up all of you faggots already.
Go back to talking about monster girls instead of retarded internet gossip or da joos/ RL religion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008477
even get to bang djinni if you convert them

[Anonymous No.]

>religion niggers religion niggers religion niggers
Shut the FUCK UP and post monster girls you want pamper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008473
MGE is pornography retard. Did you miss all the explicit descriptions?
The small sex pics besides most profiles in the books?
Did you miss the smut the fans write?
Did you forget your religion has a celibate clergy?
Did you forget your religion also condemns incest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008493
Nice wife. here is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008500
God I want that thick, meaty tail coiled around me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008477
I'm going to wear a burqua for my shirohebi wife, insallah

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008484
I think it's peaked lost cause that anons aren't just laughing at how out of hand KC is going to try and stop content leaking(to them).

[Anonymous No.]

FUDGE.
Humans love it. Mamono love it. Gremlins REALLY love it.
Which mamono are most likely to be expert fudge MAKERS?
We all know they hire Alps to pack it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008485
A virgin or wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>45008519
Nobody cares about your retarded schizo grudge mick, kys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008485
Ironically it would be faggot. There's probably not a single mamono out there who could fathom the possibility that a guy would stick his dick in another man's butt rather than into mamono pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

There is only one religion compatible with MGE and that is Zoroastrianism:
-Condemns celibacy and asceticism
-Views enjoying earthly pleasures as a good thing
-Historically allowed polygyny
-Incest
Monster girl Simurgh or Peri when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008543
>Call somebody a faggot or Alp candidate enough times it actually happens
>Now you have double the gay after your dick

[Anonymous No.]

I love cunny cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008500
soon as portals open i'm culting it up
snake cult
demon cult
dragon cult

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008503
who says im a catholic, retard i handle snakes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006085
10/10, would Lebensraum.

>and ask her the Tanuki question

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008587
Thick not-Egyptian children

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008031
Someone wrote a really good story with a milfy manticore OL in it that I remember very well. Ideal monster type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008715
>>45008715
There is one called reverse glory hole that I thought was really good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007972
he said he was quitting otaku stuff and walking away from porn but he still sits in and moderates a discord full of porn. guy's full of contradictions to the point it's more amusing than anything. says a lot of things but doesn't seem to truly believe in any of it.
both sides of this dick measuring contest between him and mick are lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008731
rsanon has a knack for the manticore

[Anonymous No.]

>anti Christian posting
Jew hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008738
Eh, I think I've won now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008749
Your pope kisses nigger feet. Eat shit and die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008554
Faggots burn in hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008608
Not being catholic would only clear you of one these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008757
Shalom

[Anonymous No.]

i desire hag undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008739
>>45008731
RS is still probably the best Manticore writefag from these threads no joke.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008757
Shouldn't you be dying to hamas right now
>>45008763
Based

[Anonymous No.]

What perks would different mamono cults would have?
>requirements: have a wife of that species, or aspire to get one
>common properties: eldest fertile mamono are seen as broodmothers They bless others with fertility and healthy children, and are the source of virgin mamono that serve as ''bait'' to attract men into the cult. Their husbands are seen as high priests. Highly respected incubi.
>newcommers go through innitiation rituals that prepare them forthe married life of that species. Harsh training with their ''sparring partner'' is required
>dedicated to study and venerate that specific mg, their beauty and unique traits.
>Temples are adapted to be easily transversable respectively(Harpy temples are constructed vertically, giant ants are built like a giant colony)
>Marriage counseling
>enhance the Incubus properties given to men

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008781
anon, think about how clingy they would be. No mere mortal can handle a hag zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>christians, jews, mudslimes, other misfits
They all get the rope or the matango pit. All hail the Demon Lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008801
I did a greentext a while back about a cult of elves that turn anons into spiders to ride.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008814
>all hail the demon lord
you'll be regretting that when you're burning in hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008825
Didn't know they had Hebi's in hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>at the grocery store picking up some ingredients
>notice a Hakutaku doing some shopping of her own
>continue along into the next aisle as a teenager walks down the aisle she's in
>hear an, "Ara Ara," from the other aisle
>back up, peek down the aisle
>RED ALERT
>HakuHag spotted
>she teases the teenager as he grabs a couple bags of chips and then rushes out the aisle
>her gaze follows him until it falls on me
>her eyes widen in shock
>she knows who I am
>I head back to my cart
>hear her rushing to finish her shopping as quickly as she can
>it's too late, HakuHag
>she quickly pays and heads to her car
>the door closes behind her and she sighs in relief
>until she sees me in the rear view mirror smiling at her
>she wakes up in bed with myself and my HagHarem three days later after our WelcomeToTheFamily Orgy
>the HagHarem grows

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008825
The only burning I will experience will be my butthole when my demon wife makes the chili too spicy once more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008830
some people say hebis are hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008830
>>45008838
Repent and seek Christ NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008841
>clingy obsessive snake that literally ignites your dick for her
If hebis are hell i don't want to go to heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008809
i can deal with it
>Get hag zombie wife
>She clings onto me
>When I walk into work, shes stuck onto me, face always near me, gently nibbling my face at times
>"Hi Suz-"
>Can't even greet the receptionist without my wife getting super jealous and start hissing in anger

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007402
A swastika made of legos

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008814
>mudslimes
This poster is definitely jewish

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008844
Lame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008757
Kill yourself jewish faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008844
O wayward lamb

[Anonymous No.]

If this is hell I don't want heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008844
>>45008888
The faggot who gave his life for all the sins of humanity and returned back to life 3 days later lmao.

>>45008860
I hope you both, jews and mudslimes eat each other alive. I want to the middle east being turned into a ground zero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008868
I quite like angels, I always leave out a bag of sunflower seeds for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Cuteness

[Anonymous No.]

From now on I shall listen only to Kakuens how to live life.

[Anonymous No.]

i hate you faggots. i don't want to be trapped in here anymore. jannies, take me away

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008951
i kind of don't trust alraunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008912
Nigger you acting real jewish

[Anonymous No.]

Consider dire monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008951
Noooo anon don't do it! You have so much to live for...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008951
>bunker filename
Yes, go and stay go

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008960
you should. they just want to wrap you up in their petals and make you happy and fuzzy and full of nectar forever and ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008951
>he wants to run away when the thread gets a little bad
Coward

[Anonymous No.]

>Ryu wife keeps putting hot dog buns in the oven
>giggles whenever I find them but won't reveal the punchline

It's been two weeks and I think I'm going insane. Is this what happens when a Cheshire raises another breed of monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

So what was going on with all the maledom posting?
Did KC post something to offend them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008989
think it's just the cycle of bait. maybe they'll jump to circumcision soon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008961
I want to see every jew melting down in nuclear hellfire and it's neighbours. You shitty troll by extension as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008951
They have to earn their tendies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008951
I SAID TAKE ME AWAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008989
maledom boil overs are pretty regular occurrences, so probably not. KC posted a discordnigger's baph so maybe the mick jumped in on it.

[Anonymous No.]

How long do you guys think it'll be until things finally calm the fuck down with the neurotic autists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009018
Bro who the fuck is mick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009013
Gazer better watch her back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009025
Likely never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009026
my tulpa.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009026
Mick my balls

[Anonymous No.]

The Bogeyti is loose! May the Chief God have mercy on our souls...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009025
Autists don't calm down. You should know that by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008979
God damn it. Get out of my garden you pest!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008902
>If Heaven ain't a lot like Dixie...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009013
What have you done, anon, I can already hear the police sirens. The elves are coming for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009040
For when you're sad on cold winter nights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009049
>Southern girl hound
Would make Sherman jokes all the time even if I'm from Atlanta

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009013
If you squint just right you can see the autograph from KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009051
my cellmate sems nice

[Anonymous No.]

it's nice that tall monsters are designed with a perfect place to stick your head in

[Anonymous No.]

Sweaters are for living inside of

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009040
oh no! her stuffing;

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009094
gotcha!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009087
If you aren't instantly thinking about pinning her down and putting babys in her womb than your homosexual

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009013
The DMCA slime; Imagine if that was this slime's actual ability; if you mention or talk about her? She inexplicably shows up to take you away/rape you.

[Anonymous No.]

remember anons invoking the rule of cool or comedy will allow you to go toe to toe with monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009063
Sitting with her eating boiled peanuts and fried green tomatoes, motorboating her fat cornbread fed tits. At least with her the heat would be tolerable as the weather is like living on the sun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009119
I'm thinking about cuddling in bed with her on Christmas eve, with the heater on full blast and a big fluffy blanket wrapped around us, watching snowflakes fall past the window as I start to fall asleep in her arms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009137
>toe to toe
like horizontally, on a mattress?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009087
Perfect body,
Thick with plenty of fat and no muscle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009013
KC can't be having a fun weekend.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009137
at last! now I can have an epic duel in the rain against my former monster comrade whilst waxing poetically about how our paths now stand opposed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009137
So I can defeat Wurm if I build a giant robot like in Pacific Rim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009203
yes however you may attract gremlins

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009191
>unfortunately anon's opponent was a Cheshire who promptly flipped the genre

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009203
Banana peel is a cheaper solution.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009219
at least it wasn't phantom. she always hard pivots into a musical

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to watch Stargate with lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009118
>Places one hand on the back of your head and another on your back
>Gently swaying side to side while holding you
>She starts humming
Oh no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009241
i want it...

[Anonymous No.]

Your judgement is nigh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009230
>she wants to see your "weapon of war"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009252
what a dinky sword
oversized letter opener

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009230
Then play Counter Strike with her and watch her main the P90.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009261
It's actually a wand. She's a magic weenie larping as a swordsman

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009191
>monster lands the final blow as lightning rips through the sky
>anon is left on his knees as his blood mixes with the rain
>"it seems my path ends here"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009122
So basically a Phantom Hydra or Candlejack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009283
>>anon is left on his knees as his blood mixes with the rain
>monster realizes anon is too weak to give her healthy children
>she leave him and seeks out a stronger man

[Anonymous No.]

Not sure how I got into this situation while on a tour in Egypt but I think I'm staying

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009283
>panicking monster bursts into lich's client in the middle of night begging her to fix anon
>meanwhile anon, increasingly delirious from blood loss, keeps rattling off vaguely deep sounding last words

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009226
No, you need a giant robot to safely hug the wurm until she calms down. Using a banana peel will make her slip and she might get a boo-boo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009332
that's a good tour guide

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009332
scary

[Anonymous No.]

I bet Monster girls would have big stores that sell only sweaters, including specialty sweaters that won't dissolve from a Sandworm. Any man that wanders in there will be asked to help "try it on."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009332
better not fall asleep whilst she's holding court anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009337
>"In the next life... maybe we'll see each other... again..."
>Mr. Anon, please be quiet. You're scaring your wife.
>"The rest is silence..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009352
she always does her scheming late at night though

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009352
If she's going to make him sit in the comfiest chair in the kingdom, then she shouldn't be upset if he naps

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009025
That shit has long sailed anon. And why would they? We range from literally not mattering to being a negative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009410
>the comfiest chair in the kingdom
herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008918
I think it's cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009352
Imagine sitting in a queen's lap while she holds court.
Napping in an apophis' coils while supplicants address the throne, stirring when she moves or raises her voice.
Absentmindedly listening to an ice queen give orders while she uses you as a daki, almost falling asleep as she hugs you against her chest.
Lying your head in the pharaoh's lap while her advisors give her reports, absentmindedly playing with your hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>kick open door to local elementary school
>march straight to the lunchroom
>grab the pretty Ushi Oni lunch lady by the hand and try to hoist her onto my shoulders
>ask her if she could maybe help me out a little
>scolds me for distracting her from her duties
>go sit in the corner of the lunchroom and watch her feed the kids and then help clean up
>wipes herself off and then motions for me to come over
>lets me "princess carry" her outside, she has two legs on the ground holding her weight, two miles down the street and into my house
>get inside, lock the door and then give my wife a welcome home kiss before removing her seal
>do it all over again the next day

It's that simple. They're free, you can just walk in and grab one.

[Anonymous No.]

>Random wan walking up a mountain
>"What are you doing in my territory human?! Get out of my sight, you lowest piece of trash!"
>Get out of her sight
>"N-no wait! Not like that! You are supposed to talk back to me! Or challenge me to a fight or steal my gold or something!"
>Flying above anon while shouting
>"Oooh I just got all this gold! If someone went to my cave right now.I wouldnt be able to stop the thief!"
>A sword falls in front of you "Dragon Buster: It can easily defeat any dragon."
>She fast so desperately fast she crash against many red fruits tainting her robes
>Hellhound appears
>"Oh, what a beautiful cute weak thing! I want to protect and dote on you forever!"
>Guy: Sure!
>"Why are all men like this?! You are a fucking bunch of droids! I look down on you all!"
>*Just as she finished shouting that, she sees you nearby, with chocolates and flowers you were going to give to her. But all you see is an imposing dragon, with a sword, tainted with what looks to be blood having juat shouted how she despise all men. You drop the flowers and chocolates and run away*
>"E-except for you cutie! All men except you! Wait! Please! Dont leave!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009458
>implying that would scare me off

I want to live forever. Dying is fucking terrifying, I've already done it once before and I don't want to go back. Marrying an immortal dragon would be a dream. If I'm going after a dragon, a little blood isn't going to scare me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009180
Absolute worst case scenario is a couple of anally anguished retards poke the bear enough he just fucking DMCAs his IP off of 4chan to include these threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009494
What a swan song to his oldest fans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45004611
Oh boy, if thats gay wait till you meet my waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009458
If this is not a shitpost, you might want to replace that image, and fix up the typos, and differentiate the characters better, and decide on a single style of writing, and dialogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009530
STRAIGHT

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009530
I will fuck and mindbreak your waifu right in front of you and you won't do shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009530
Nice cum gutters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009538
Whats the problem with the poc? The resolution? Couldnt find a better image of a crying dragon. But if you can get one, I will incorporate your tough criticism and remake it. I will have to take out the fake blood pars though if I use another pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009530
>>45009591
GAY

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009607
Use reverse image search.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009613
Im gay with my waifu yes, using the original definition of the word gay: a happy person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009530
>wife's arms are bigger than his
Low t the post

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009530
>>45009591
>>45009648
HOMOSEXUAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009632
Cant see much of a difference in the resolution to warrant complaining about the pic, but ok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009673
are you deadass? the difference in resolution is astronomical

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009673
Anon... your eyes bro. Take two of the new girls. You need them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009673
might want to schedule an eye exam

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009673
>Cant see much of a difference in the resolution
Small smartphone screen or blind?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think beast type monster girls would get upset or jealous when their husband has an affectionate pet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009530
she seems nice. i bet you two are very cute together

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009732
Female pets are forbidden in even the most accommodating monster girl household. An affectionate boy dog or cat? Much appreciated and enjoyed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009703
>blind Anon walking around with a leash strapped to his seeing eye slime

[Anonymous No.]

FACT: you are vulnerable to upsies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009766
d-don't go around telling people that... I'm trying to keep my dignity...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009749
unacceptable

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009772
Everyone in town already knows Anon is weak to upsies

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009766
oh bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009766
I prefer regular carrying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009788
The magic of this scene is ruined when you realize that Kiss Shot is only 5'11".

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009803
That's a giant compared to the average Japanese woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009530
I'd use my superior speed to tease these dumb meatheads and get away untouched

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009803
The amount of times I've been disappointed like this is quite high.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009766
I've been found out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009817
it do be a huge ass

[Anonymous No.]

How did Puuyo got art of his wife from KC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009803
Official measurements of 2d characters in Japanese media should be ignored most of the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009845
Not being Irish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009648
>im gay
Your words not mine

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009845
He's just one of the people that actually jumps through the hoops to talk to KC and pretty much agrees with him on everything so they wound up being pretty close as far as I can tell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009837
Give it smack; she won't be able to catch you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009872
I'm sensing the beginning of an Ahab-and-the-White-Whale type of rivalry between this huge amazon and the quick, cheeky little anon that keeps teasing her
Better watch out, soon she'll start setting traps

[Anonymous No.]

most of (You) are not worthy of having more than one monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009904
I'm a monogamyfag anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009904
I feel guilty whenever I start to fantasize about having more than one wife. It feels overindulgent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009904
how does one become worthy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007402
For me it would be portraits of elven women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009910
>>45009914
Are you to weak to handle a second monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009892
I've seen enough Looney Toons to never fall into traps.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009918
read 100 girlfriends

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009904
She would never accept sharing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009904
Anon I don't think I could handle/desverse even one monster let alone multiple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009930
your right I couldn't possibly emulate that level of devotion

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009935
she's just a girl. you got this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009924
I just want to devote myself to one wife and I think polygamy hits diminishing returns very quickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009904
I can barely imagine just one being interested in me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009930
what monsters would be the best fit for all the girls?

[Anonymous No.]

I just found out that KC drew a vtuber...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009955
the drug duo are clearly sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009904
But I want to make a wife raid team

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think I'd ever pursue more than one girl but if I got cornered by a pair or trio of girls intent on sharing me that would be okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009904
I'd probably only end up with one wife but two would be my absolute limit if I ended up in an actual marrying-a-monster-girl situation. I only got two hands for public hand-holding and that's a mandatory activity for me. Unless one of those was a Bicorn then mamono mana would make me into a stud capable of handling a big harem.

Monster girls don't care about your personal worth Anon. They want your love and if that's all you have to give, that's enough for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009918
200 pushups
200 situps
100 pull ups
deadlifting 500 pounds
Strong enough to carry a minotaur and a ogre over your shoulders
Rejecting weakness and degeneracy
At the MINIMUM

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009935
>>45009944
WEAK

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009976
You get a bottom tier girl with fake hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009955
cat is cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009975
yeah, but i mean what the odds of tha-

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009980
i don't think i want to be like anyone who makes a point of 'rejecting degeneracy'

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009980
>reject degeneracy
Wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009955
Meido is shog
Maido is slime

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008429
At this point I'm pretty sure he genuinely thinks the voices in his head count as people who support him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009990
If she's immortal, I'm down. That's my only requirement for a monster girl wife or wives. At least one has to be immortal so I never die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009980
>rejecting weakness and degeneracy
Oh boy anon, if your gonna a lot of weak-willed degenerate seething at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010018
stop replying to yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007716
>seduced by a bunch of gyaru elf brats
>Highschool is made a living, sexy hell with these vixens popping around while ditching their own classes to meet you
>Get quickly known as the pedo
>Years have passed and they all look like this now, but they still keep pressing those fucking buzzers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010027
He's not getting good hooks today and is feeling ineffectual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009709
Smartphone. Wouldnt call ot small though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009976
>Monster girls don't care about your personal worth Anon. They want your love and if that's all you have to give, that's enough for them
Yes go-i mean guy, keep being weak don't self improve

[Anonymous No.]

>>45002123
>File Deleted

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010086
Yes! Stay at lv1! Marry a lv1 monster girl!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010115
Yes! Stay at lv1! Marry a lv. 496 Great Horned One!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010105
Don't half those images have barely concealed penises in them?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009812
Imagine meeting Druella in person and it turns out she's only 5'5.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010130
level gaps are kinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>45010086
>implying I'm not constantly working to improve myself regardless

MGE is a fantasy where every single guy gets a girl. Even the smelly NEET who hasn't left his room in two years gets an Akaname who wants to lick all the filth out of every crevice in his body. If you're looking at MGE with such a pessimistic opinion, you don't belong here.

>>45010134
NTA but yes they do. It's a series about monster girl blowjobs by an artist I can't recall right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010137
I don't care if she's taller or shorter, if I could be Druella's husband I'd be so fucking happy. She'd still be the one doing the princess carries.

[Anonymous No.]

I am actually level 999 but I gave all my levels to my wife. For safekeeping of course.
>>45010141
It is probably just the same dude that has been shitting up the thread today. Maybe even one of our regular pests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010154
She gonna share that candy cane with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010166
if you were a good boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010166
Yes. She's got lots of candy in her home. Just follow her.

[Anonymous No.]

A big fantasy of mine is being a mage who wants to learn from a very powerful but secluded "mage" who lives in a forest, but slowly being turned into her familiar.
Or realizing her real intentions and trying to escape only to be captured, level drained, and turned into her happy husband familiar. She still teaches me magic either way tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010115
I'm going to sex a lvl 1 zombie until she hits lvl 9999. Gonna give the phrase "level grinding" a new meaning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010202
how could a dark mage be wearing white? you weren't to know

[Anonymous No.]

>give cow white liquid
>get white liquid in return
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.]

Levels are for dorks and REAL men and REAL monsters measure their power to the EXTREME by their deadlift.
STOP BEING A PUSSY, JOIN MINOGYM. GET RIPPED.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010202
Yeah, she'll teach you a fire spell so you can boil the kettle for her, house husband/mana tank.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010202
i'd be the big dumb melee guard that the mages need

[Anonymous No.]

Does a manticore's tailpussy develop at the same rate or a faster rate than their vaginapussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010246
It's okay Ms. Mino. Nobody is going to judge you for not knowing how to read the numbers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010281
The tail develops faster since the vagina is meant for their husband while the tail is for feeding. Her mother teaches her how to use the tailpussy so that when it's time for her to hunt for a man of her own she's already skilled. If her mother is single, any man will do. If she's married though...well, dad is getting involved as well whether he likes it or not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010281
Anon asking the REAL questions here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010236
That's an extremely conservative wedding dress for a mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010286
>cut to a level 9999 mino in a kindergarten class
>learning her abcs and her 123s, still single
>she can barely write her name well

[Anonymous No.]

>>45002123

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010246
YOU MUST BE HARDER AND FASTER THAN YOUR WIFE IF YOU WANT HER RESPECT.
Make Sure To Take your supplements.
*May Cause Aggression and increased sperm production, this product is not FDA Approved, banned from export to order territories

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010318
I do like goblins, at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010323
>Made in Argentina

Do not trust that shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010335
It's all natural anon, it's got electrolytes, manticore venom various fruits and pervitin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010323
This shit fucked me up,
Igotta take a breather that,
Shits to funny

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010335
i trust it, my genes are compatible with it

[Anonymous No.]

Winter is coming.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010242
A fair trade!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010236
Imagine teaming up with a white mage who feeds you food laced with manticore venom and paralytics and slowly corrupts you into hers, sealing the deal with a lust crest over your heart
>>45010248
I need a dark mage to call me their mana tank house husband and I need it now
>>45010274
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010378
sorry anon but you threw a schizo fit every time they tried to build a wind turbine or regulate pollution so now all the winter monsters are now extinct
also microplastics have rendered you infertile

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010378
I wish she'd come faster it's 94 fucking degrees outside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010378
>>45010394
>>45010397
>hasn't snowed here at all this year
it's over

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010391
>sealing the deal with a lust crest over your heart
I refuse, nothing less than rings of eros

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009740
>>45009530
I headcanon meeting some of my waifus by helping out Nataly get on with his husbando and in exchange she sets me up with the ideal girl or race I describe to her. So we set up a 4 way date in the Satyros Bar. With the Amazon I arrive in the bar and greet her and Nat with a cheek kiss whch earns a scowl from the Amazon as she counters with a french kiss demanding I greet her "with respect". Nat actually dressed her up for the date which is why she is wearing a yukata, which wasnt to the liking of the Amazon but Nat told her "I got you one tight enough that shows up your physique, let his imagination run wild first. And at times do something that opens it up a bit and it shows off your abs. I am a succubus, trust me on this one." She agreed because since she is a martial artist she doesnt need to be carrying a sword. Some minutes into the date once it was clear the guy was captivated with the succubus, Nat tells the Amazon "he is new to the town and would like to know it better. But is looking for someone to guard him while doing so." Upon which the Amazon proudly declares she will do it and we spent the day dating with she clinging to my arm or at times tailing behind, she seemed interested in the Werecats mass rape toming calling it "weak" and we left the area. Until we went upstairs to our room and the scene in the pic happened asking for her "payment" she is actually dragging me out of the room and to the mass toming area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010403
>trying to get into the Halloween spirit
>it's been hot as shit and sunny all month
I gotta get outta the south man.

[Anonymous No.]

GET RIPPED.
STOP RAPE BY BEING SWOLE, AND THEN RAPE THAT MAN OR MONSTER FOR TRYING TO STEP UP TO YOUR GODLY FORM.
GET SWOLE.
NO GODDESS OR DEMON LORD CAN COMPARE TO THE AWESOME POWER OF YOUR PECS.
GET FIT.
DONT GET A GIRLFRIEND. GET A GYMBRO MINO AND HELLHOUND WHO WILL SPOT YOU AND ALSO FUCK YOU NEXT TO THE RACK.
GET MUSCULAR.
I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU'RE A NERD, OR MAGE, OR DORK, OR SOME 4 FOOT BABBY MONSTER. YOU CAN DO IT. YOU CAN MAKE GAINS.
JOIN MINOGYM TODAY OR I WILL PERSONALLY SEND A RIPPED CHESHIRE TO CALL YOU A PUSSY.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009740
>>45009530
I headcanon meeting some of my waifus by helping out Nataly get on with his husbando and in exchange she sets me up with the ideal girl or race I describe to her. So we set up a 4 way date in the Satyros Bar. With the Amazon I arrive in the bar and greet her and Nat with a cheek kiss whch earns a scowl from the Amazon as she counters with a french kiss demanding I greet her "with respect". Nat actually dressed her up for the date which is why she is wearing a yukata, which wasnt to the liking of the Amazon but Nat told her "I got you one tight enough that shows up your physique, let his imagination run wild first. And at times do something that opens it up a bit and it shows off your abs. I am a succubus, trust me on this one." She agreed because since she is a martial artist she doesnt need to be carrying a sword. Some minutes into the date once it was clear the guy was captivated with the succubus, Nat tells the Amazon "he is new to the town and would like to know it better. But is looking for someone to guard him while doing so." Upon which the Amazon proudly declares she will do it and we spent the day dating with she clinging to my arm or at times tailing behind, she seemed interested in the Werecats mass rape toming calling it "weak" and we left the area. Until we went upstairs to our room and the scene in the pic happened asking for her "payment" she is actually dragging me out of the room and to the mass toming area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010391
Hat too small.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010442
Of course "no sex before marriage" so she brought her wedding outfit and is doing the wedding dance in the middle of the mass toming, making the werecats and anons there hornier, and the cats way more dominant and casting an on spot Day of Rejoicing before my inevitable ravishing. Image is WIP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010476
>>45010442
That's sweet anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010436
going to collapse after 10 pushups while nearby monsters lick their lips

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010436
>>45010491
THE DIAGNOSIS IS IN, AND IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE A CERTIFIED PUSSY!
THE ONLY CURE IS TO GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO MINOGYM EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND DRINK PLENTY OF MINOSTRUCTOR MILK.
MINOGYM, THE ONLY MONSTER GYM WHERE THE FITNESS CLASSES RAPE YOU AS HARD AS THE MONSTERS.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010491
>Going to the gym just to pretend to struggle with the weights and lift with shit form to rile up the monsters
A delightfully devilish plan if I do say so myself

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010505
But my only job is to lick pussy all day. I have a very fit tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010505
But my muscles huuuurt, and the metal of the barbells scratches my paaalms. Can't I just do like... crossfit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010513
THATS QUITTER TALK!
THE ONLY THING IN LIFE WORTH QUITTING IS BEING A PUSSY!
MY MINOS HAVE PERSONALLY TRAINED THE MOST LIMPWRISTED, WHITE COLLAR MONSTERS INTO RIPPED, FITNESS MACHINES.
IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT ALL THE DORMOUSE DOES IS READ EXCEL SPREADSHEETS, OR ALL THE CUPID DOES IS FUCK HER HUSBAND.
THEY LOOK GOOD DOING IT.
I AM PERSONALLY GOING TO GET A MINOTAUR TO TURN YOU INTO THE MOST SCULPTED PUSSY LICKER AROUND.
MINOGYM, WHATS YOUR EXCUSE?

[Anonymous No.]

miss mino is on the centaur steroids again...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009013
New eye girl in town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010436
>>45010505
>>45010533
Stop being an obnoxious retard. You're not funny.

[Anonymous No.]

Ignore the fake upthread, here's the real leak of the chinese fuckmeat blob.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010550
I think it's funny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010551

[Anonymous No.]

Once again mods are incompetent faggots. See you on monday when the retards are back in school.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010544
imagine the crash

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010476
Umm, I am not sure doing a "wedding" and ravishing your husband in a forest with Werecats fucking is a valid substitute for a day of rejoicing wedding in an Amazoness village with your Amazoness sisters. Can anyone versed in mamono law tell us if it was indeed premarital sex or a legitimate wedding? Arent you also messing with the Werecats own mating process by doing this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010554
It is pretty funny. Feels like a while since we had a real thread based OC that wasn't playing it very safe.

[Anonymous No.]

how do I stop myself from going younger?

Declining to attend Sabbath events isn't an option. Their mac and cheese is too good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010563
imagine the comedown hugs.

[Anonymous No.]

so what is 4mon /fit/ like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010601
lotsa spandex

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010578
Just embrace it man. Little girls need love too.

[Anonymous No.]

What about/what if a species of monster girl that is a species of gestalt worm-like organisms that clump and form together one big individual organism/body? Think of the Gen'Dai from Star Wars or the Lekgolo/Hunters from Halo. Where does the cute anime girl part come in? Are the many many worms or eel type creatures little itty bitty cute girls themselves or the worm/eel creatures form into one body of a cute girl with a complete set of breasts and vagina?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010571
Fucking cheeky cats. Need rape correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010615
but there's such a thing as TOO little

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010601
The most horny, down bad, ripped virgins you have ever seen.
Top thread right now is a webm collection of monsters sniffing seats where an anon was working out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010601
it's made to be trolled by men
Bully big buff monsters nothing could go wrong

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010655
what's the matter? too much woman for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010601
>>45010672
post bad form on every gym monster pic.
I'm sure it wont come back to bite me, they are all meat heads.
Surely there isnt a gymbro ripped gremlin out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010704
Who toucha my spaghet?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010601
imma post my fat wock wife with me being buff as hell on the board
the seethe would be delicous

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010672
>post a picture of you benching 100 lbs
>brag that you're pretty sure you just set a world record, no big deal
>dismiss all claims to the contrary as jealousy and photographic evidence as doctored

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010769
nope post a webm of you doing it with the weight tied to cock
watch the sparks fly

[Anonymous No.]

>'Sup nerd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010790
>>>/vg/

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010601
>Does having a human kill your gains?
>Should I ask this guy out (to max gains of course...)
>Does rapemaxxing work?
>Breast milk calorie help
>3000 yo mage - too late to make it?
>Does having a human sweat rag kill your gains?

[Anonymous No.]

The sabbath worldguides have caused me to become obsessed with loli fashion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010813
fox is fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010842
Gacha trash is still trash, especially when you faggots already revealed your true intentions for spamming this garbage.

[Anonymous No.]

What if I tell 4mons /fit/ to go eat cheeseburgers with large soda and large fries?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010836
Rapemaxxing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010842
>fox
But those are cats.
>Mofubrain claims another anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010874
>I'm glad you asked, anon!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to go onto 4mon /ck/ and show off my home cooking! I hope they'll be impressed!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008963
I've had an idea of something similar to Jötunheimr or Midgard floating around in my headspace like a Pong square with the general idea of "Haha what if mamono mana run rampant made the ladies like 8 - 9' tall? Wouldn't that be weird?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010859
Go play the last of us 2 then enjoy the kike lesbian romance

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010948
I don't care about your retarded nonsense you subhuman crossboarder. Take your dogshit skinner boxes back to your general you stupid niggerfaggot. Nobody wants you around especially after you already proudly told everyone you just wanted to spam the thread into submission so people would get rid of MGE because you're all fucking retards who think being annoying gets you anything.

[Anonymous No.]

Since most of us are obsessed with MGE, I gotta ask what made you guys so obsessed with it? For me it's the happy ending stuff, I really just want a happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010974
Its a comfy lewd world of cute monster girls.
I can legit run a cow girl dairy and have that be my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010974
I have based too many of my fantasies around the cat kingdom to really be able to extricate myself from that without a lot of work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010974
Happy endings and the fact that for the most part it kept retards like >>45010948 out. Not to mention comfy JRPG adventures with cute women who can do cool things sounds fun compared to MGQ where every woman is either a whore, a murderer, both or some eldritch monstrosity where everything sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010974
I find the concept of being involved with women that have been with other men incredibly disgusting. Combine that with reading way too many fantasy books as a kid and it was really the only option. MGE is also one of the few settings where vampires aren't evil by default and I had a crush on this older sister vampire in a series when I was a kid.

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>>45010993
frfr did cute humans in paradox.

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>>45010974
I want to be a house husband who spoils his wife/wives. I like the idea of getting husbando'd by some monster girls and just pampering them so goddamn much that they're laying catatonic on the bed basking in the bliss. I don't know why but I get more satisfaction from those fantasies than any sexual fantasies about MGE. Monster girls wouldn't be put off like actual human women have been.

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>>45011005
Why are vampires like this?

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>>45010974
corruption

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>>45010974
I like the idea of a woman being interested in me, and I like that they're not human enough for my brain to immediately reject it as unrealistic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011006
I don't give a shit about Paradox and never have.

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>>45011017
ok

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>>45010974
feels nice to be desired
i mean, in theory

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011024
Way to out yourself though, /vg/ faggot. Good to know you retards still have shit for brains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010974
Good evening, I'm Orson Welles. What follows is a terrifyingly erotic journey in the world of Phantoms, Bumblebees, and Goblins! I give you... The Monster Girl Encyclopedia!

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>>45011012
You can get away with it when you don't get cold. perks of being undead.

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>>45010974
I just want a fox wife and kids and a simple house in the middle of nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011012
They don't get cold, so they don't wear that many clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011035
a human was posted like yesterday from mge.

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>>45011039
>>45011046
They can use any excuse they like but they will put some damn clothes on

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011047
Yeah, from MGE. Sure it's shit when niggers post pre-corruption girls from MGE to post some faggy orderwank but it's better than Paradox/MGQ shilling since then it's just one of you faggots from /mggg/ trying to act like he's welcome here after all the shit you faggots pulled over the years.

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>>45011063
Ok, well, have a fox.

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>>45011061
>try to put clothes on your wife
>she just turns into mist and floats away
damn vampire brats. needs correction!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011071
That is a cat, woof

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>>45011071
i'd lose to beans

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>>45011071
>>>/vg/
Go back to your home board, cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011085
I thought she was a jackal?

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>>45011087
That's how the beastmen win in the end. Anons are weak to the beans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011095
Nah, Tamamo (Forma De Meido) is a cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45006565
I wish to be hugged by a nice yeti.
I will turn my heater off tonight and sleep in the cold. Maybe I can provoke the portals to open.

[Anonymous No.]

>the only /v/ermin that don't act like complete faggots are the FF14 ones
how ironic

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009025
About a week after the Portals open.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011172
Well when that happens, it'll be the monster girls who are the neurotic autists around here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011178
Worth it.

[Anonymous No.]

I have an odd feeling about tomorrow. I don't think it's portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>go onto 4mon /fit/
>post a body shot and declare my body perfection
>go onto 4mon /ck/
>post a picture of my instant ramen and declare that you don't need anything else
>go onto 4mon /ded/
>post a picture of myself having a nosebleed and nothing else
>shut down PC and sit on couch to watch some Netflix
>if you post it, they will come to your house and make you their husband

[Anonymous No.]

The Egyptian desert kingdoms are nice but I want to see more about the Sumerian ones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011199
It'll be worth it, but we're not ready for what entails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011260
I swear, I can't even run my caravans anymore as I just lose people to these scorpion girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011043
damn anon, you and me both

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011311
Doesn't matter if the world isn't ready when the portals come. Peace in our time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011260
i still find it funny that despite the claws and the stinger there's a decent chance she'll try to hold you up with a knife

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010974
The happy ending, no cheating. Its the only setting where I could legitimately appear as me irl and would get my waifu and not rejected by her without having to give "just luck" or other explanation. The fact that she will unconditionally love me and the love will never fade. The fact MGs are not hypergamous and some are even hypogamous (Hellhounds, etc.). She can legitimately be my best friend and wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011061
Revealing clothes are all the better to tantalize their servant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011418
I want to be a vampires blood bag so, so bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011247
Which board do Holstaurs browse? I want to go there and post a picture of an empty milk jug with a sad face emoticon.

[Anonymous No.]

rember to mess with vampires by using blood magic and weapons made from your blood
>>45011481
/moomin/
home to all lactating monsters that arent pregnant

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>>45011481
Obviously 4mon /ck/ where they share their own unique recipes for Holstaur yogurt, cheese, ice cream and so on. Occasionally Minotaurs jump in with their own recipes, crossposting from 4mon /fit/ since their MinoCheese and MinoGreekYogurt is so high in protein.

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>>45011481
>>45011493
Is that where Ushis post? Or do they stay on /sp/ider?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45010974
Not obsessed with it by any means but it’s the promise of being able to live a comfy life with a monster girl wife. Simple as.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>45011566
do hag foxes start to get droopy ears?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011384
there is nothing more romantic than meeting your future husband at knifepoint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011493
>aren’t pregnant
Yet.
>>45011499
God I want to try Holstaur baked goods so badly.

[Anonymous No.]

Succs to succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011584
White snake please, that man was trying to mug you not propose under the moonlight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011586
Ms. Holstaur's cheesecake is to die for, especially when topped with whipped cream and fresh strawberries from her garden.

[Anonymous No.]

Just doing a soon to be deleted test post before the greentext

[Anonymous No.]

>go into the grocery store
>load the cart up with junk
>make sure I walk around aimlessly for at least an hour
>pay for the junk food and head home
>wait patiently
>two hours later, knock at the door
>it's a Kikimora carrying several bags of groceries who just walks right on in
>her parents follow with her things and set her up in the room I've mysteriously kept empty
>five minutes later, the telltale scent of bacon reaches me

It's that easy.

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>>45011626
I fucking love cheesecake and strawberries too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011471
Hope all the other monsters don't mind me Belmont-strutting to the nearest castle to find my wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011640
i will eat the junk over her cooking
she won't do anything since she's the maid and I'm the master

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010974
i just want to sleep while hugging a bunyip

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010974
I like interesting women in general, but irl that usually means they’re mentally ill. So monster girls are always new and exciting in a way other hentai isn’t, and in MGE they seem nice enough (sans rape) that I wouldn’t be hit with the same post-nut clarity I’d probably have in other monster girl settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011695
Masters who resist are treated to extra special...service.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011732
>shog starts corrupting into her elder form
>"can I just fuck your tits?"
>"o-oh, ok..."
>snaps back to reality

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011857
oh please everyone knows kikis are weak
she won't do anything expect complain, I might even bully her and say shog is better

[Anonymous No.]

>>45010974
Is a cuddly Valhalla, Heaven, or Hell if you desire it as such. You can have it your way within a set of rules. It's a perfect world save for the lack of sons which the demon lord and hero is hard at work fixing.

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>>45011915
Ms. Kikimora appears weak but she's a master of shibari, trained by her Aunt Kiki.

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>>45010974
Lotta what other anons said. It's peak wish fulfilment, but it also caters to some very specific desires of my own, such as having a companion in life that's got some thousand years experience on me, who can tell me stories and guide me to be a better person. Who has a kind of 'old world' sensibility that could help keep me grounded if I were to ever find myself in a setting surrounded by magic and adventure and what have you. The whole 'romantic destiny' thing is real kino too. All IRL romance is complete bullshit. There's no such thing as a better half or a soulmate. But these are both irresistibly sweet ideals, and that's the reason romance even exists as a conception. A setting where it's not only real but hardcoded into the fabric of reality? That's nice.

A lot of monstergirls as a setting caters towards a kind of love that historically has been relegated to divinity. Holding that religious experience in your arms and having her hold you back, kiss your ears and whisper 'I love you'? Sign me the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009904
I am not worthy of having less than 5

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>>45012022
ALL DEVILBUGS. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR INFESTATION OF DEVILBUGS.

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>>45011915
if i had a kiki and shog i'd want the shog to mostly contain her eldritch antics to the basement, where she may do as she pleases
then when i'm asked to go fetch a lightbulb from the basement i feel a certain dread
and if i try to run back up the stairs they turn into goop

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>>45012030
Jokes on you I like devil bugs

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>>45012010
I must admit that I fell madly in love with Tamamo when /a/ released the translation of the PSP Fate Extra rom, God she's just so fucking lovely, I would gladly turn her into the wife that she wants to be

[Anonymous No.]

goodnight mgt

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>>45012043
Same! They're cute! And I like it when a gal is a bit of a disaster.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to go to bed with corpses

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012095
Must be suffering being a flat shortstack, lolifags don't want you, shortstacks with tits are infinitely more popular.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012100
>flat shortstack
PLEASE learn what these words mean before posting them

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012104
Nigger you know what I mean. Fine, perflat short pear. Happy, faggot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012084
Imagine her wings fluttering when you display affection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45007755

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>>45012020
>>45010974
Very well said. More or less sums up my stance as well.
I'd just add what other anons have said about good ends. Not only finding love, but also happiness. Having actual gods that involve themselves is making the world a better place and care about the people living in it. A world that actively tries to help you be a better person and rewards those who make the effort.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that your loyal steed will follow you wherever you may go!
Except for caves.
And tight spaces.
And crawl spaces.

Turns out being large sized has its downsides.

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It's also a world where competition isn't the rule of nature, but co-habitation is Land becoming scarce? Just fuck more and create your own pocket realm. Wealth is scarce? Just fuck more and sell the proceeds. No food? Just fuck more. No shelter? Well, fucking probably won't fix that one - oh who am I kidding, just fuck more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012258
No shelter, just go innawoods or find a cave, their are plenty of dangerous women in the wildlands. One will surely take pity on a helpless human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012164
Lonely college students who live off cheap, instant, microwavable junk food stand no chance against these apex predators that lurk the grocery aisle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012272
>One will surely take pity on a helpless human
Oh yeah, I forgot that. Nature doesn't hate you and see you as expendable. She loves and wants to make babies with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011640
The trick is to hide your snacks all over the house, make some hideout spots in the dressers and cupboards and for the love of the DL don't let her catch you giving the snacks to your daughterus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009845
Cried to him about blacked edits of his wife from /trash/
He puts on a smug attitude in public but he let's meaningless shit rattle him way too easily

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012195
Centaurs have too many downsides, that's why my steed is a p'orc! [spoile]She gives me piggyback rides.[/spioler]

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012195
Centaurs are just too unreliable. That's why I use a p'orc as my steed; she gives me piggyback rides! Sorry if this got posted already something went fucky with my browser

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012164
>succubus but tall
maybe i have a type

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012195
>>45012405
Yeah but, Horse Pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>MG grocery store
>Cheery music
>Brightly lit
>Except for the junkfood/instant meal isles.
>The dim lights flicker there.
>An omnimous feeling pervades that area
>The music seems to avoid it entirely
>Monster girls stop what they're doing and stare at you if you so much as set food in there.
>Sometimes it's not there at all; a trap set by a Shoggoth looking for a husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012430
I draw my blade and ready my bottle of Shog-away. The slim jims will be mine.

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>>45012430
I am a well adjusted single Anon, I can cook for myself and will be going to Ms Hellwans Meat counter, I know what I want, 2 ribeyes, 2 pork tenderloins and an invitation for Ms Hellwan to enjoy my cooking of said steaks and porkloins.

[Anonymous No.]

DEAD

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>>45012472
And here I thought the Redcap they call The Butcher worked there

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012627
possessed

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>>45012668
>Ghosts working for Eros to possess you to guide you to your monster girl wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012627
I prefer my inhumanly pale girls to be alive

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012627
I prefer to be unaware of being wrapped in ghostly tits and feel incredibly comfortable/horny at random times throughout the day

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>>45012430
>walking into the instant food aisle is like walking into a scene from a horror movie
>the aisle seemingly stretches out forever
>the cheery music sounds dim, slowed and distorted
>no sunlight reaches here, and the electronic lights buzz and occasionally flicker, sometimes going out entirely with a shower of sparks
>deathly quiet, except for the occasional scream in the distance
>sometimes see the shadows move out of the corner of your eye
>the creatures that lurk here (aka fellow shoppers, man or monster) are emaciated husks with messy hair and tired, soulless eyes
>oddly enough, eros cultists are the reason these horrifying havens of disgusting crimes against the culinary arts still exist
>for misery loves company, and even the most timid and spineless of man and monster that meet here take solace in each other's suffering and walk out holding hands
>in the next episode, we'll explore the alcohol aisle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012783
Try some

[Anonymous No.]

>reading harem manga
>it's pretty cute
>think about suddenly thrust into a harem of my own
>die a little inside at the idea
I dunno man, it's cute to see from the outside looking in, but I don't think I could handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012783
>The Alcohol Aisle
>Various Hags of all species, Particularly fond of boxed wine, vodka and wight claw
Anon you are doomed if you go down that aisle.

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>>45012867
I wouldn't know how to handle that many relationships at once unless we were talking about an actual harem, where I'd mostly be expected to provide for the girls and please them sexually, but other interactions would be at my choosing. A girl that can shapeshift would be cool though. It'd keep things interesting, y'know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012884
A shapeshifter could be fun, but I'd still probably always go with her normal form. A small harem based on mge would probably be okay, only since the girls are just so damn nice and loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012867
Yeah, I'd only want to be together with one girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Would you a Loli bunny?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013011
bnuuy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012884
>>45012904
take the shog chimera pill

[Anonymous No.]

So if I get sent to monster girl prison should I join a gang or try to strike it out on my own?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45012904
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with a harem, but I'd always feel like I wasn't treating them well enough/couldn't find enough time for them all/ didn't deserve all of those girls. It'd take an act of eros to convince me otherwise, but maybe my stress and efforts would be endearing.

>>45013030
Gross. No, if anything, this calls for HORSE PUSSY.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45011695
>uhhh mashtur!

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>>45012867
I like harems when it's more of a friend group that all happens to love the same guy, but when you get those weird harem series where none of the girls interact or actively hate each other I'm not a fan. I'm looking for fun times making a pillow fort not getting mad at each other over petty shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013087
Yeah, those are good. Little rivalries and competitions between girls can be fun, but not when it goes into spiteful or hateful territory.

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>>45010974
I got roped into the classic MGQ -> MGE pipeline. I really liked the more gentle girls of MGQ like harpies or foxes but having to deal with all the horrors of the setting was bothersome, at the end of the day I would probably refuse an offer to be transported to that world. MGE fixed it by providing me with a world with ONLY good girls. Also that heavy corruption aspect is icing on the cake, I don't like the thought of human women being left in the dust, fixing them is better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013040
Best to find the biggest Hellhound there and smack her on the ass to assert dominance. The rest of the monsters will leave you alone and you got a new wife/cellmate

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013112
But at the end of the day I want a purebred monstergirl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013116
For me, evangelizing for the cause is the greatest pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013087
>smoke hobo shows up at your house
>marry her
>her single friends and female relatives start hanging out at your house
>then their friends and relatives start showng up
>six degrees of Kevin Bacon later there's a lim sitting on your face and you're not entirely sure how you got to this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013116
Nah not really, I wouldn't reject refurbished goods, mamono magic makes them good as new. Though I still slightly prefer natural mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013131
>legends in the surrounding area tell of the wise mountain hermit and his harem of beauties
>cut away to Anon and his wives raiding Horny Core in World of Limcraft while eating funyuns.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45004900
Exactly. It works both ways.
Become addicted to headpats while making your wife addicted to headpats. Now neither of you is in a dominating position and you have more reasons to use the lotus position (sitting up face to face) when mating. Eros is gonna be proud of you if you do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013011
It's so close now.

[Anonymous No.]

what does the shogloaf taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013511
Purple and C flat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013160
>Lava lamias
>Lava golems
>Pyrows
>Well endowed flame elementals
>And the final boss
I don’t think I’ll make it

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013548
>e-etto... y-you've failed me again, Executus!

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013561
Poor Exe-chan she tries her hardest to keep those pesky adventurers out but they always bully her till she wakes up Ragna-sama

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013131
Little sister smoke hobos have the best sleepovers

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013613
Exe-chan always says she won't until you compliment her tail and then she does it every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013737
Nothing better than going to sleep covered in a pile of lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

All monsters are inherently better as lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

Starting an argument between the two/three monsters about to rape me on who gets the dick first!
Itll be like the trolls in the hobbit, and their squabbles will allow me to sneak off unmolested.

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>>45013011
Not by choice, I'm a Blakkhoss Anon.
>but if she brings home a LoliBunn it's part of our marriage deal that I suppose I have to
>it does produce a lot of variety and I meet a lot of nice mamonos I probably would never have considered
Until she finds that the LoliBunn wants to also share her carrot stash afterwards...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013511
It tastes the same going in as going out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013882
hags*

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013882
>>45013987
Yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013011
What the fuck, someone finally translated yomien? Is it full translation or partail? MTL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014023
It's a partial but almost complete at this point, manual translation.

[Anonymous No.]

Oishii?

[Anonymous No.]

Jub vs Raiju who wins in a most pussy juice contest

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014111
Cancer

[Anonymous No.]

Fat futa monster girl cocks...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009013
I thought KC was making taisui, some chink god, monstergirl? Is it supposed to be her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45013011
Whatcha doin Rabbi?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009122
>>45009287
Rocco's basilisk girl when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014066
How it was called exactly? Youmien?

[Anonymous No.]

What slime is tastiest to put as parfait jelly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014209
Youmaen The Magic Academy of Loli Succubi
https://pixel(removethis)drain.com/u/2a4sVBpJ

why the fuck is pixeldrain banned, is 4janny ran by literal retards?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014209
It is tricky to spell.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>45014227
Who is translating it anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop my kiki from barking at everything?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014452
IIRC same guy who translated Your Sweet House Succubus Mama and Milking Farm, he generally has no specific handle

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014484
Your sweet house is great. Milking farm was good but most of the stuff doesn't have quite enough depth to feel like anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45009649
Lets see:
>The average Succubus is at least stronger than the average man is to the average woman. If you use game animations they can actually drag men with 1 hand like if he was plush toy
>Amazoness are warriors among MGs with their excellent physical abilities profile canon
>My Amazoness waifu has honed her body specifically, "my body is the weapon" and doesnt use a sword being a martial artist

Yeah her having a bigger arm is super unreasonable and low T.

[Anonymous No.]

How functional is a werewolf hound kiki kobold harem? I like dogs with the obvious exception.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014745
Depends how big your garden and house in general is.
Dog girls get stressed (read rapey) if they cant vent their energy. This means running and exercise for kobold hound and wolf, and cleaning lots for kiki.
Expect friendly but fierce competition to win your favour and become the 'alpha' of the pack. This isn't just physical strength, but also doing nice things for you and making you breakfast and generally being very affectionate.
Dogs look after each other and are very loyal and dont tend to scheme or backstab, so pretty functional.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014745
>dog harem
finally a chesh counter

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that it's not okay to bully moth girls just because they sound like adorable squeaky toys when they're upset.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014464
Be thankful Anon. You know not the horrors kiki protects you from. Those squirrels were secretly rata spy drones, the mail harpy wants to kidnap you, and that one guy was totally about to alp. They want to taint masters bloodline with their dirty spawn. Master deserves only the most pure bloodline full of nice clean kiki daughters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014903
It's ok if you do it lovingly and have plenty of ''reconciliation'' afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014903
moths are best bug with soldier beetle and are highly overlooked.
cute bugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014464
Put your chew-toy in her mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014949
You just like them because you can control them with lamps and apples

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014966
anon every monster is easy to control if you know their weakness.
it's just moths and soldier beetles wear that weakness on their sleeve. Simple is not bad.
But importantly, imagine getting hugged and squished between them.
The hard, reassuring shell of the beetle in front, hugging you with both of her front legs. Then behind, the soft fluff of the moth tickling your neck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014995
typical human arrogance.
show me how to control the mighty dragon or cunning demon or godlike lilim.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45014862
The only counter to a chesh is another chesh. So, if your chesh wife is being all chesh-y, just add another chesh to the harem. Eventually they'll all be so distracted pranking each other you'll be able to chillax again.
There is definitely no downsides to this plan and it will not blow up in my face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45015069
>Anon attempts to safely make his way through a crowd of purple cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45015069
Dogs are my preferred anti chesh measure.
I've trained my kiki to leave poisoned fishos out to bait cheshy.
Then, when the beast is stunned, the four dogs come in and bully her into submission.
I then send pictures of her face covered in slobber onto social media - this kills the chesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45008951
Looks like you're staying.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be smothered under 9ft tall oni's abs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45015224
anon her abs will be bigger than your whole upper body you cant handle that much love

[Anonymous No.]

>>45015224
Imagine being the smallest of little spoons to the Big Oni Marauder who stole you, and a couple barrels of sake, from your village and is now snoring loudly after getting too drunk to have her way with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45015271
Imagine getting wasted at the local beegbarn You were so drunk you only vaguely remember venting all of your problems to two large blurry blobs sat either side of you.
Then you wake up in an unfamiliar bed sandwiched with an 8ft red oni in front and a 8ft ogre behind.
Imagine the comfort.
Imagine your hangover just melting away between their massive yet surprisingly soft forms.
Imagine their brutish but cute snores threatening to send you back to sleep.
Imagine they shuffle in their sleep causing their breasts to consume your head - all you can taste or feel and smell is warm (sweaty) ogre and oni cleavage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45015271
But I'm not too drunk not to have my way with her!

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>>45015335
Imagine being so little compared to them that they can tuck your head under their chin and your feet only reach their thighs.
So little when the ogre joins in your body disappears in a cage of red and green flesh.

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>>45015224
I read this as a 90's oni's abs,

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>>45015337
Surely you wouldn't really molest an innocent sleeping maiden?

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Can someone who is into beeg or small girls explain why they like them?
As in like a foot size difference or more.

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Personally, of all the drinking girls I rather get plastered with an irate blue oni OL who's overworked and undersexed. Imagine waking up alone in her apartment, and the scatter of clothes tells you she left in a rush, but despite it all, when you wandered out, there was a note on her counter telling you she made a quick breakfast in the fridge, and to lock the door on your way out.

Imagine then waiting for her, all day and late into the night, just so she could come home to a warmly lit apartment with dinner warming on the stove. She stumbles in through the front door, reeking of alcohol, but her whole body freezes, her face ashen blue as she realizes you're still there. Imagine seeing her face cycle though expressions of disbelief and confliction, only for her to break down in tears halfway through dinner. The reason she was late was because she was out drinking, looking for you. She didn't think there was a chance in hell you'd still be here for her, but she just wanted to sit down, drink and pretend you'll walk into the bar. Never in her life could she imagine you'd be waiting for her. You don't really know what to say to that, but the way she sniffs her snot up and wipes her tears before furiously hoeing into her meal like it's the nicest thing she's ever had, tells you that you needn't say much.

Soon after she's done, and beaming brightly at you, eyes leaking again. She laughs nervously and apologises, says she's going to just go and clean herself up real quick. Laughingly she tells you not to peek, but the sway of her hips and round perfect ass in that too tight pencil skirt and the face that she leaves all the doors along the way wide open, is invitation enough.

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>>45015423
I wanna stand tall and bury my face into giant tits.

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>>45015423
I like a lot of monster girl types.
>beeg girls
If she's physically bigger than me, she makes me feel safe and protected. Is there a weird dommy mommy thing to it?
Yes
>smol girls
Smol girls tend to be bratty and assertive, and their confidence makes me feel safe and protected. Is there a weird dommy mommy thing to it?
Also yes.

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>>45015423
I need my wife to be short.
I want to put a gremlin on my shoulders and have her ride me like a mech.

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>>45015423
Big tomboys are hot and fun to tease.
Big shy girls are also hot and fun to tease.
I dont hate short girls either. not into loli but shortstacks are based.

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>>45015423
Idk where do centaurs and arachne/ushi fit in on that scale?
Cause a horse or spooder is probably bigger than me no matter what, but like still might be shorter than me vertically speaking if that makes sense.
I guess I prefer it if I can be smothered in tits when she hugs me.

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>>45015423
Big boobs are hot.
Big hips and asses are hot.
The bigger they are the better.
But if they get too big in proportion to the rest of the body you stray into hyper territory, and that quickly becomes grotesque and offputting instead of arousing.
The solution is to make the whole woman bigger!

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>>45015423
Imagine a weresheep.
Now imagine a weresheep big enough to sleep on like a fluffy mattress.
Big sheep.

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>>45014689
>interacting with a monster
>you notice an age meter appearing in the top left
CONCERN

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Anyone got the source for this pic?

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>>45016254
I wouldn't worry about it.

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>>45015754
Preposterous, sheep could never grow that large!

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>>45016271
i know the artist tends not to be very nice but i forget the handle

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>>45016271
Tsuresari Dragon by Harigane Shinshi

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>>45016335
https://danbooru.donmai.us/artists/51936

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As the weather gets colder, yeti love increases

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>>45016277
What age meter means? Do they suck your age and turn you in shota?

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>>45016579
>americanized hag yeti with a sweater
>in winter
Who balanced this

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>>45016636
if you're lucky they stop there

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>>45016668
>Yetis have learned the power of sweaternapping
It's over, they're too overpowered

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>>45016789
Bobster

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>>45016802
>have to scold your wife for leaving spent brass on the bedroom floor
>bring her meals/drinks throughout the day
>give her headpats whenever you hear her let off a round from the vintorez
>it never once occurs to you to ask what she's shooting at

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So when the Portals open are we all going to be level 1? Or do we have levels and we just cant see them?
How does that work?

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dork

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>>45016879
Probbaly all to level one, starting zones will be congested as hell, and as soon as the hags find out you'll start seeing people get grabbed and dragged away in the streets.
It'll be a massacre.

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>>45016887
I want to pull on those braids and kiss her until she melts into a puddle

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>>45016802
>...and today I walk into my office and the bitches over at Bergman Sachs put a sniper on their roof

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>>45016903
You cant do that she has very important bird things to do

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>>45016894
You mean they are going to scry on us and see several billion lvl 1 humans with no magic and abilities.
imagine the worry.

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>>45016912
Like what?
Making a nest in my bed?

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>>45016939
Better move to a remote island like the Falklands or svalbard if you want to avoid the hordes of fawning monsters all wanting to protect/power level/monsterise the level 1 planet.

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>>45017005
Both are going to be in the path of the annual selkie migrations so I don't think you're all that safe

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>>45017040
You mean to tell me that my small island will suddenly be inundated with travelling selkie who havent seen a man in months?
Shit.
Better find somewhere more remote, like the Himalayas perhaps.

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>>45017089
Himalayan wurm
Shaolin kakuen and hinezumi
Mountain jinkos

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>>45017089
You mean the ancestral homeland of the yetis, where all the biggest and most aggressive of them will rush to immediately to stake a mountain for themselves? Those Himalayas?

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>>45017140
Wait a minute.
How can yetis claim Himalayas as their ancestral homeland if they came from the Portals?
Is this just one big larp to them?
Is their a turf war over mount everest decided by who gives the best hugs?

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>>45017140
>anon tries to avoid the great haggening
>walks straight into the territory of the ancient dire yetis

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>>45017177
It's a Yeti thing, you wouldn't understand

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>>45017180
>>45017177
>>45017140
So yeti sherpa?

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>>45017195
Well help me then because I've got several monsters claiming the house that I OWN is THEIR ancestral land and THEIR property and thus I am their slave/serf/husband/every other dork nickname under the sun.
ffs they havent even been here a week! It's like an ocelomeh claiming a random town like grimsby is their sacred hunting ground.

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just become some monsters delusion formed husband
the best way to stay a virign

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Is there a single place in this Earth safe from monster girls? Can't i live in peace? The land isn't safe, the oceans aren't safe, not even the air is safe. Neither heaven nor hell.

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>>45017230
Grimsby obviously isn't ocelomeh territory, don't be ridiculous.
It's the homeland of dark-skinned jinkos all demanding you to Do The Needful.

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>>45017230
>No I am not a random cursed sword, I am the legendary earth sword excalibur!
>No i am not a random vampire, I am a descendant of Elizabeth Bathory AND Dracula!
>Yes I know I'm a lilim but I'm also the true heir of charlemagne somehow!
>What do you mean? This forest (central park) has always had elves in it! It's a magical forest!

Repeat ad nauseam

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>>45017301
No. Nothing and nobody can cuck you out of eternal happiness, not even yourself

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>>45017301
Have you considered just putting up a "no girls allowed" sign on your door?

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>>45017301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niZpcdp2v34

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Im gonna make a sky fortress
not to ward off monstergirls, quite the opposite
ima fillt if with truesure and artifacts to trigger the gaurding instinct of griffons and atrract them

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>>45017314
no no grimsby is owned by the seagull harpies and sometimes visited by robin hood lincoln green wearing kitsune and elves.

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do you guys like gap moe?

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>>45017336
That's just an invitation t have a group of alps invade your room trying to convince you to become their ''bro''
>>45017340
I don't want to get shogg'd.

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Safest place is among the cows because they won't force themselves onto you

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>>45017371
generally

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>>45017393
i've hidden myself amongst the ushi oni. soon they will accept me as one of their own

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>>45017322
>Monsters post portal claiming various historical figures were actually monsters or married to monsters.
>Alexander the great was actually a medusa

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>>45016966
If I saw this, I would rather worship some obscure ass older god or something.

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>>45017445
>Nikola tesla, dont you mean natalie testeslicker the famous gremlin?

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>>45016277
The Sequel games would be perfect if you could romance common monsters like slimes or zombies
Also I can't believe that the best girl is a boy

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>>45017496
don't deny tesla his harpy bride

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>>45017445
>Femcels on 4mon shipping themselves with long dead historical figures who died alone
>Liches actually revive them
>Newton gets a holst wife

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>>45017371
NO

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>>45017428
I'm almost afraid to ask what the hell was the original image.

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>>45017301
The Earth is not a safe place. Nature is war.
Monstergirls are peace

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>>45017301
they wouldn't rape a man on sacred ground

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>>45017671
>fox ears
Foxes would glady desecrate holy ground if it meant finally getting a husband after 2000 years of solitude. If the mofu virus has infected evn the demons and the angels, there is truly no safe place in this universe.

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I will not lose to mofu
Especially not to mofu cows

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>>45006622
That would make her even more dangerous

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>>45017597
Standard twitter garbage. You're not missing anything.

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>>45009945
>she's just a girl
Who says I am the one, heehee

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>>45009980
>Strong enough to carry a minotaur and a ogre over your shoulders
That story of the Greek wrestler carrying a calf up a hill every day until it had grown into a fully grown ox but it's anon carrying his minotaur/ogre waifu going from a loli to full-grown woman over the course of years

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>>45017597

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>>45017671
Churches are turned into nun hunting grounds and shrines belong to the monster mikos. They won't rape you, but that's only because you were married to them in the eyes of the fallen god the second you entered.

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>>45010236
White is associated with death in East Asia as opposed to black in the West so it's possible that Mist Continent and Zipangu dark mages wear white more than black

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>>45017936
As soon as you stumble into a church of the fallen god and stutter out that you're looking for refuge from the scary monsters outside, the nuns will already have their claws in you. They'll pretend to give you asylum, but in reality one of those demonic sisters is out to "soothe your fear with her body" and trick you into consummating your marriage with her.

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>>45017936
you did remember to bring an offering, right?

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>>45018028
what happens if you forget?

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>>45017936
I’d ask for help for some weird thorns that keep growing out of me

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>>45014737
>game animations
From the mge rpg?

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>>45017936
Churchs are perfect to get healsluts for your team

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>>45018034
she'll pout

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A little squeezing for the end

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>>45018119
I have a mighty need.

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>>45012695
Technically abyss shipgirls are a form of zombie so you don't

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>>45017935
It’s pretty funny how all the important vampires in Nocturne are either black or literally John Redcorn against a white dude with a whip.

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>>45018119
I want to bite that cake

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>>45018131
There's the Russian vamp at the end, and also the MILF gets turned into a vamp at the end of the season.. Plus the mook vamps are generally white.

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>>45018119
The things I would do to a Troll Christmas cake

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>>45017461
Fear and Hunger has taught me that no matter how bad the New Gods are there's a reason the Old Gods are referred to in past tense

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>>45016966
i would worship the chief god if a six-winged seraph mommy told me to

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>>45017461
>reject dark skinned angels
>pray to old gods
>get answered by Sup-Niggarath

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>>45017572
Newton was far too autistic to get married

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>>45018167
Puffy

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>>45018201
antediluvian horrors deserve dates too

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>>45018119
>>45018167
Did that guy stopped drawing or he jumped ship elsewhere? I really miss his trolls

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>>45018268
Eh, she's got cat ears. I can handle the other stuff.

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>>45018167
Just be patient.

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>>45018201
>>45018237
What if 'old god' refers to that they are mature.
>old gods are all hags