Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

ROAR!

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>>44985300
>jobs to honeybadger-chan

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cat thread

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Would our gravure exist in MGE or would it be completely unprofitable in an environment where lingerie is casual clothing? If it wouldn't exist as we know it, then what would it be like?

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>>44985334
they could always have stuff under the clothes

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>>44985300
>muscles on a woman
You gay or something

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>>44985321
It's unreal how improved this cat's game would be if it got carpet bombed with a heaping dose of Mamano Mana.
>no more gay wars
>evil gods get turned into evil (dorky) goddesses
>canon protagonist gets raped by his party of monster girls for being dumb and somehow finding ways to get himself nearly killed all the time
>everyone gets to be happy

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That last thread went by really fast.

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Dorkella a week after the portals open

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>>44985342
If she can't princess carry me I don't want her.

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>>44985347
I do love me some melons.

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>>44985264
>Lich gravure
>it's just her doing normal lab work
Every so often some post reminds me of just how erotic they really are.

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>>44985356
whoops...

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>>44985347
I SEE THEM! YOU'RE IN TROUBLE, ANON!11ONE1!

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>>44985353
Fuck off retard.

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>>44985356
I was so excited to find new plant girl art that I didn't think before posting it...

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>>44985370
Dryad police girls have been dispatched to your location. Do not resist

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>>44985355
>if she can't princess carry me
Yep faggot confirmed

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>>44985334
I could see gravure being more of, "Singles looking for husbands," ads.

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>>44985361
Lich-san was told it's an easy way to show her future husband what she's good at without being too lewd which is why she showed her work at creating a Ghoul who can drool aphrodisiacs. Her name is Samantha and Lich-san loves her new daughter very much.

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>>44985390
Aw. Building homonculi daughters with Lich-san sounds so cute.

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>>44985382
Anon, a not insignificant portion of monster girls revolve around femdom. You're in the wrong place.

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>>44985370
MGD really sold me on alraunes.

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>>44985382
Do you want her to hoist you over her shoulder like a sack of very horny potatoes instead?

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>>44985396
It's a headcanon of mine since Succubi view Lesser Succs as their sisters so I'd imagine Liches would be more close with their "minions" and treat them like daughters, especially Zombies they raise. Just seems cute to me, especially imagining a Lich's horde of minion-daughters dump someone that wandered into their crypt at their mom's feet and ask if they can finally have a dad now.

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>>44985415
fireman carry is pretty romantic

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>>44985418
>if they can finally have a dad now

MY. HEART. Tie me to a bed and throw me at that Lich!

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If you want to be a necromancer worth anything, odds are you're going to have to study under a lich at some point. Unfortunately, the price for her knowledge is usually marriage to one of her 'daughters'.

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>>44985334
>>44985340
>>44985386
I'd also imagine and assume in the MGE world, it is practically normal for any woman; monster girl or human, to just wear a bra and panty alone as regular normal every day clothing for outside. And you'd be ostracized or be deemed some weirdo or anti-social freak for even criticizing or questioning why women would dress like that.

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>>44985436
What if I want a Lich though

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>>44985436
a successful lich is measured by her number of edgy, black-robed stepsons

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Elf wife. Happy life.

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Humans generally wear a bit more than monstergirls, but yes, cultural osmosis has transferred a lot of monstergirl exhibitionism into human societies.

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>>44985437
who's going to stop them?

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>>44985441
How very bold...

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>>44985454
Here, you posted a human. Let me balance it out for you.

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>>44985437
Humans generally wear a bit more than monstergirls, but yes, cultural osmosis has transferred a lot of monstergirl exhibitionism into human societies.

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>>44985409
A good portion of them do
>>44985415
No, Im gonna carry her instead, like a man should

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>>44985342
Breaking news, it's gay to like women
Imagine not wanting to lick a monsters abs and have your head pet while doing so

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To have a monster dressed scantilly clad or naked constantly is to have a cake entirely of frosting.

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>>44985472
Here, you posted a human. Let me balance it out for you.

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>>44985448
Does that mean a goody two-shoes Paladin type is a Lich's version of a "bad boy"? Would be kinda funny to see a Zombie or something bring a boy home from school only for Lichmom to see he's wearing a rosary and "faint"

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>>44985477
Her abs are pathetic.

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>>44985484
could you please kill yourself

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>>44985412
Me too anon, being trapped in a warm petal prison, fed nectar and kept in a horny happy stupor sounds so so good.

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>>44985352
nerd
anal correct droodroo in the oval office

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>>44985468
They're not that intimidating!

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>>44985491
How about we all just let the past be the past and have a fresh start?

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>>44985487
He really stands out at family gatherings. The cabal of stepsons all decked out in their evil skull decor seem kind of antsy around him, too.
At least the wights think it's funny.

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>>44985472
Perhaps, only in the Order and in generally human lands and nations. Normal IRL clothing and fashion sense is still the norm and going out in your underwear is still taboo and not a good thing. But the moment you step into the Demon Realms or any monster girl territory, then you wearing just your undergarments is okay and not a taboo thing.

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>>44985499
>>44985468
I love latenight's liches. feels like he hasn't done one in a while.

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>>44985506
i'm just happy when they're not dressed up like ms druella

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>>44985477
>Breaking news its gay to like women
Its not, liking muscles which is a masculine trait on a feminine woman is gay
>>44985489
Women shouldn't have abs

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>>44985523
source?

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>>44985352
Can't wait to see the evolution of her political career.

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>"The first step in being a good wizard is having a strong body."
>rail-think bookish apprentice anon gulps

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>>44985477
Who the hell wants to have their head pat?
Are you a child or something?

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>>44985530
and you shouldn't be alive

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>>44985516
It is a shame but you never know, maybe one day he'll feel inspired to draw some cute nerdy necromancers.

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>>44985541
I will be once that dark mage is done with me.

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>>44985539
Fuck off you annoying bunkernigger. These images were never funny and just retarded wastes of image slots.

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>>44985555
Is it shameful to be weak to very well-dressed women?

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>>44985559
Damn not having a father must have really sucked, hope you get better anon

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>>44984907
am i allow to make this into a poster?

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>>44985352
What do you mean I don't believe in the Chief Goddess?
I flip her off everyday.
What do you mean I'm a seething virgin?
I'm married to my country, r-right?

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>>44985539
thanks for the cute oc bunkerfriend

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>>44985551
All because i said women shouldn't have muscles.
Homosexuality is a mental illness

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>>44985569
>>>/vg/
Wrong thread

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>>44985576
Well, it'd be a little late for him to come back from the corner store.

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I want a pet clown fairy

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>>44985573
Of course not.

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>>44985600
Its not to late to chance anon.

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>>44985499
put some pants on.

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>>44985477
Her abs are pathetic. Here's a real set of abs.

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>>44985639
PATHETIC

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>>44985636
Pants are for the weak.

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>>44985540
>>44985654
>>44985639
Extreme faggotry

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>>44985639
100% grass fed BEEF.

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>>44985661
i'd think it would be suboptimal leave an empty equipment slot but so many magic users can't be wrong

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>>44985436
necRomance is something else to learn, just need to learn how to talk to the dead

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>>44985682
Incorrect, Anonymous. For you see the lack of pants means a Lich can begin to "recharge" her magic reserves with her "test subject" in half the time it takes a normal monster that does in fact wear pants to begin the process.

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>>44985489
Rude, she's working on her gains
>>44985530
Is it gay to like dominant women? Women who like cars? Women who like beer?

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>>44985712
oh, it's an equip load thing. gotcha

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Muscle milk

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May I offer you: a Living Doll going "Kuru Kuru"

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>>44985712
She does have something equipped in that slot, a lot of the time. After a fashion.

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>>44985672
>"grass" fed beef

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>>44985730
You got one that isn't from some dogshit gacha "game"?

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>>44985717
funny to bring catholic values on womanhood into the monster porn thread

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I'm going to steal every single rata I find.

I will drown in alternative mofu.
It will be paradise.

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>>44985725
Imagine yanking your Mino wife's shirt after a morning run and just casually squeezing some of her fresh MinoMilk straight into your coffee to drink along with a MinoCheese omelet and MinoGreekYogurt topped with fresh fruit. Imagine the gains.

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>>44985756
Aside from the femdom that's half the thread.
Depending on your flavor of mommydom that's most of the thread.

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How have your tastes in mgs changed? I went from being a massive hellhound/core fag but now I'm a shog/flayer lover

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>>44985775
Used to like lolis.

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>>44985756
Oh I don't think those things define womanhood, just pointing out anon is a silly for calling someone gay for liking buff gals

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>"Wait... Why did they give me this shitty NCR Service Rifle and not something actually good!?"

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>>44985800
Hard to beat women with tits and a functioning brain, isn't it?

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>>44985820
Don't knock the NCR rifle, it gets me through the earlygame every time.

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its the same shit stirrer as usual, just ignore the faggot.

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>>44985817
was talking about the guy you were replying to, anono.

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>>44985837
No. Bad gun is bad gun.

>Posting from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse. Pass users can bypass this block.

Fuck you!!! Why must I also be subjected to this!? I did not do anything egregious! Why, because some shitter who shares the same IP range I do shit posted too much!?

>Use a pass bro

Fuck off, I ain't spending extra for a goddamn pass. Maybe moderate better you fucks!

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>>44985867
Elf check

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>>44985882
Fuck off you absolute faggot.

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>>44985775
I like lolis even more than I originally did. I think it was the original conversation that caused Nav to draw the first loli wight that made me fully see the light.

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Gym Rat!

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>>44985896
elin's really changed the game

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>>44985902
press? press what? like the sandwich press?

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>>44985573
Women in uniform, especially monster girls hit differently.

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>>44985895
Who? WHO? How the fuck do you even know you're talking to the exact shitter you have specific beef with!? What, you got access to some tools to identify IP addresses? What the fuck did I do to you exactly? I was posting just fine until ten minutes later my IP range was apparently blocked. I take it one of my neighbors were posting Haram content?

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>>44985910
i don't know what you are using but at the very least, whether it clip or something else, reduce the resolution down by about 90%

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>>44985920
It's because you're using a VPN or public network, genius.

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>>44985920
You post like an obnoxious retard, post shitty "tacticool" shit that only absolute faggots like /tg/ vermin used to post and you seem to think anyone gives a fucking shit about your inability to post so again I think you should do the right thing and just shut the fuck up you complete mongoloid. I have no idea who you are except for the fact that you're an annoying nigger.

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>>44985775
I originally became interested in mgs after seeing anubis. I thought she was very cute and her personality was very attractive. But then I switched her out for manticore, the Cheshire cat and a few other new girls who seemed like they would be fun to romance. But after all this time anubis is still the one mg I keep going back to. Which is weird because I don't care all that much about Egypt and I don't like dogs either. Something about her exotic aesthetic mixed with big, meaty paws and the way she's both submissive and dominant depending on the situation is still incredibly appealing to me. I want a schedule dog to tell me what to do most of the time until I feel like turning the tables and teasing her as she gives into her instincts, then regains her wits and turns my insubordination into a 'punishment' by milking me dry. So I guess my tastes never really changed.

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I would've worked harder in gym class if there were monsters

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Imagine this girl ending up with a Froot-tier cuckold controversy. KC would probably end up committing ritual seppuku.

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Reminder that liongirls are quickshots

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>>44985936
And I have posted tacticool Mamono before yet it have not been banned from it. Mind you, I have posted monster girls with guns but only recently you wannabes have recently started "pointing it out" because of whatever the fuck happened in 2020 to 2021. You think I alone am the only one who's been posting tacticool Mamono for all these years? If anything maybe the shit poster has been some neighbor or tenant in my apartment who shares the same fucking IP address or range I live in and I just had to be part of the fucking crossfire.

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>>44985977
comic gaira ain't always a font of wholesomeness

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>>44985982
I enjoyed my master. The rest not so much.

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>>44985717
masculine and dominant women are not attractive. You are homosexual

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>>44985979
Yes but you have to fuck them a bunch of times in their estrus and there's no way you're not getting out of biting their neck.

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>>44985979
i should bring this subject up to a manticore

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If I saw a cow I'd moo at her from over the fence

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>>44985967
beware the gym bunnies

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I want to be a spoiled house husband to a bunch of monster girls.

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>>44985981
>And I have posted tacticool Mamono before yet it have not been banned from it
Why do you think I give a fucking shit? The point is that people who do post retarded military nonsense with MAYBE a monster girl slapped onto the image are nothing but unwelcome baggage that exist to be fucking annoying like you. I get that newfags like you don't actually give a shit about board or even thread culture which is why you dipshits refuse to actually lurk before posting but again stop acting dumb or just shut the fuck up and stop posting.
>All this nonsense about why you got blocked from posting
Again, never I nor anyone who posts here gives a single fucking shit so stop trying to pretend people do.

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>>44985977
She already had her personal life dug through back at her last job and at worst she has some generic left-leaning opinions. She's pretty harmless and the friend that told her to go to KC for a design literally read out a couple profiles on her own stream so I highly doubt she doesn't know who she's going to.

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>>44985820
>ncr
Imagine being a ncr cuck, lmao legion chads can't stop wining

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>>44985982
That's not a Comic Gaira girl, that's a vtumor.

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>>44986071
i get that, but they're both things he's slapped his art on

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>>44986043
>house husband
Why?

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>Tactical mamano
Succ wave offensive is not tactics
Your casting squadron fucking their husbands harder is not tactics
A lim teleporting a wurm onto you is tactics, but rude.

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>>44986090
get hip-checked, idiot

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>>44986021
What could possibly go wrong?

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>>44986077
I'm not sure why this is even a conversation anymore. You get a dmca in 20 minutes and he refuses to engage with us. I don't think KC is a very nice guy or particularly steadfast in his morals.

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>>44985300
Its Halloween!!! So imagine monster girls dressing up for Halloween but instead of the usual monsters. They end up dressing and cosplaying as the great human heroes and religious figures who're deemed as "villains" and monster girl-haters. Imagine demons dressing up as Knights Templars, Doomguy and Adeptus Astartes.

>Demons dressing up as Doomguy
>Vampires cosplaying as Belmont Family members
>Ghosts and Phantoms dressing as the Ghost Busters
>A Valkyrie dressing as God of War: Ragnarok Kratos
>any mamono dressing up as Geralt of Rivia or a Witcher or
>Werewolves dressing as Ciri
>other demons and devil girl cosplaying as "Inquisitors" be it IRL Spanish Inquisition or the Warhammer Inquisition
>Gremlins and or Automatons dressing as Skiitari

Anything else I'm missing?

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>>44986090
>>44986095
>Wurm turns to you with a gleeful look on her face
>her hitbox hits you back out of the room
>holy shit it does so much damage too

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>>44986100
why the hell would he engage with us? leave the man alone

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>>44985321
Look at that cat. That not even enough cloth to be called a dress

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>>44986112
You mean his fans?

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>>44986112
Can you go a minute without having kc cock in your mouth

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>>44986118
Even if people here were "fans", being a fan does not entitle you to attention of any kind.

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>>44986085
don't like to work. don't mind doing chores and I like kids and I like to cook

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>>44986118
parasocial much?

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>>44986128
We get lots of attention though. That's the problem.

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>>44986100
>>44986123
Shut up mick, try going a minute without having some kind of a mental breakdown

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please stop posting monster girls in the drama thread

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What the fuck set him off this time?

It's every fucking day with this guy now

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>>44986085
>time for vidya
>time for writing
>time to work on a garden
>time to experiment with cooking new recipes
>time to spoil my wives
>no need to worry about scheduling time off to go fishing, hiking, biking or hunting

A simple life is all I really want.

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>>44986041
but they're really nice about spotting for me

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>>44986173
meanwhile ms ghoul is lurking nearby waiting to pounce when your arms are busy

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Post BIG monster girls!!!!!

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>>44986164
Monster with a gun. She was probably going to *action* with it.

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>>44986090
>>44986102
>Shampoo trusted you. I thought I could too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES YURI LEBEDEV KNOW YOU!?
>t.Succubus or Lilim captain

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>>44986095
Fucking Sahaugin would be the one with those fucking wonky ass hurtboxes too.

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>>44986102
>imagine not having a wurm layer title

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>>44985905
Elins put into concrete terms what occasional other characters here and there happened to have before that: Big loli butt

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>>44986198
you know they're going to zone you with the spear until they can land a hipcheck into tailswipe to stunluck you in the corner

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>>44986212
I call shenanigans.

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>>44986137
>>44986165
Do you all suck so bad at being men that you have to act like women, Jesus this is pathetic

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I cannot imagine wurms with anything other than the LN wide mob faces anymore.

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>>44986184
The gym is a sacred place. No monster would dare violate a man; not even one who went into the wrong locker room

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>>44986239
OK

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>the second one shitposter gets called a faggot all the other ones show up to get their attention with nothing done about them
>this will go on for hours on end
mods proving they don't deserve a paycheck

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>>44986150
Not them but I've gotten tired of posting kemono here. So I won't do that anymore. I only really hate thread outsiders anyway.
It's not like anons are dmcaing themselves.
I will probably still post drawings sometimes

Good night, I suppose.

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>>44986285
>. I only really hate thread outsiders anyway.
Nigger you're a fucking /vg/ refugee after you got booted out from there. You ARE the outsider.

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>>44985775
Pretty much the same deal, I was originally pulled in by more extreme gals like hellwans and raijus, but as years went by I grew to prefer the softer types that (probably) wouldn’t break my dick as much.

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>>44986198
>>44986212
>>44986221
Except I have a gun. But a high levels Legendary-tier Purple colored gun that does high damage! Let's see if hitboxes can save enemy Mamono from guns!

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>>44986239
nothing wrong with wanting a quiet life.

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>get remote speaker
>hide it somewhere on a roof or otherwise difficult to reach spot
>play crying sounds
>in hagville
Alright guys, lets get this epic prank going

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Using demon contracts as cum tissues and toilet paper!

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>>44986315
anon... most hags know how to cast Detect Boy

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>>44986312
they just block it. no chip damage either

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>>44986299
I will also still post dragons.

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>>44986326
>no chip damage either
hey that's cheating! they need to at least build up stagger so I can stun them and get a direct hit!

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>>44986239
I'm the aspiring house husband. You assume I want to be dominated by my wives. I want an equal relationship with multiple loving monster girls who spoil me as much as I spoil them. Curious that you look over my hunting, fishing and hiking hobbies which are traditionally masculine hobbies...

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>>44986239
Does 'man' mean 'works a 9-5' to you?

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>>44986315
>long, obvious wire leading from the speaker to your hiding spot

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>>44986340
It’s just one of the shitstirrers because it’s that hour where the mods can’t be fucked. Ignore him.

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if you found yourself in a predicament then chesh probably would offer you help but in reality would twist that help in a play on words to further worsen your predicament

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>>44986379
Which is why you don't accept help from a chesh.

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>>44986338
Always remember: time your blocks or parries whenever the quick green flash from a monstergirl's eyes whenever they're about to do those special attacks. Blocking and parrying when the green flash happens on the monster's eyes will result in the attacking monster being staggered and stunned momentarily.

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>>44986393
Oh fuck off you're still here? Fucking christ.

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>>44984431
>Anons changed more than the times.
Fuckin' aint that true. You'll never see a Spider and the Fly again. Or Vengeance or whatever that one was called.

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>>44986385
it's the only way to shut tardcat up

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>>44986404
What were those?

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>>44986359
>remote speaker
I assumed you'd know its wireless

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>>44986411
Just pretty popular writefaggotry from the /a/ days if I recall.

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>>44986411
Spider and the Fly was Peterdnzl and Vengeance was YBA. I don't know what Spider and Fly had but Vengeance had shit like rape in the first chapter on a Centaur girl and then basically mindbreaking her into a sex slave and other unseemly shit like a Cheshire getting beaten/tortured to catatonia and fingers getting cut off. You know, the real 'fun, edgy shit'.

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>>44986404
greystorm was pretty neat. probably didn't age well

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Fuck all this shit
Make some comfy, cuddly greentexts
>man is stuck in snow zone
>finds a cabin
>rests up but is cold
>has to go out into the snow to get firewood
>scared that monsters will get him
>goes anyway
>manages to get firewood and return unscathed
>breathes a sigh of relief as he enters the cabin
>yeti was waiting behind the door

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I'd let a military tacticool mamano who posts on 4mon k and tg play with her minis on my chest

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>>44986444
got it
>man is out of water in his home
>he is very thirsty
>because he is out of water
>there was water, but not any more
>Then a holstaur brings him a bottle of water and they have sex

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>>44986461
>then a holstaur brings him a bottle of water
If a cow read or heard this she would go berserk

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>>44986404
I mean yeah, but I always wasn't entirely poo-pooing the change in what threadgoers like entirely either. The era of Writefags Past, was, for all intents and purposes 'The Wild West' era of the monster girl fandom on 4ch. It's nice to at times look at some of the old stories in retrospect and think back fondly to those times while remembering that sometimes edgy shit is just, at the end of the day, just edgy shit.

I guess TL;DR: Don't idolize the past and remember monoeyes are cute.

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>>44986461
this post is sponsored by undines
stay hydrated

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>>44986477
Yet the logical end is apparently an anon that gets angry when any image that isn't mge is posted.

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Why are angels so dirty-minded?

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>>44986476
>be anon
>get injured in an accident
>portals open
>tell your new nurse you wish you had legs
>says that wont be a problem, and she knows just the person
>"Anon you wont want for legs ever again! Say hello to miss oomukade!"

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>>44986477
Imagine being trapped in her clothes, unable to pull out, face in her tits, overwhelmed by her pheromones and bare skin

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>>44986490
primarily because of bad faith spammers like you

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>>44986501
You telling me anon lost both his legs and now gets the dorkiest, most obsessed gloombug who will carry him around everywhere like a big teddy bear?

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>>44986518
I like monster girls in bad faith. It's just my thing.
I see a monster girl and am just thinking "damn, she'd look good as a human."

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>be anon
>have a meeting with your anubis manager coming up
>need to get to work quickly, so you grab a coffee and sandwich from the coffee and sandwich shop
>need to travel to work, so you grab a taxi from the taxi shop
>anxiously waiting in traffic because too many people went to the traffic shop
>fuck it, leave the taxi and run the rest of the way to work by foot
>Midway, a hellhound rapes you

you wouldn't believe how many monster stories end with the twist "and then a monster raped him"

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>>44986497

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>>44986404
Good.

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>>44986490
Eh, if he's going to do that it's his prerogative. I've spent too many years in here shitposting and becoming a sort of gay bogeyman to much care anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>Go to war with neighboring monster kingdom
>Lose
>I must marry their queen to secure peace
>Win
>I must marry their queen to secure her lands
>If the queen isn't single I must marry her daughter

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>>44986567
BOLLOCKS!!!

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>>44986360
>it’s that hour where the mods can’t be fucked
There's 24 hours each day where mods can't be fucked.
They're unfuckable.
They don't do their jobs, neither!

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>>44986587
This is what happens when you outsource your mods to slutty Automatons who marry Ennie T. Hackerman and love when he penetrates their firewalls with his 1980s shit.

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>>44986583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtAgAMzaeg

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>>44986522
A common fate for any anon who loses his legs is to be carried around by various monster girls. Or you get cool robot legs from a gremlin. Take your pick.

[Anonymous No.]

How about you wimps ramp up the difficulty!? Ramp the difficulty up to Legendary and then get into fights with the Lizard girl Snipers/mge!Jackal Snipers. And then we can talk bullshit difficulty and unbalanced weapons and hitboxes.

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>>44986649
shit i need to lose my legs and be an emotional support human for a bunyip
i'd get a sash and everything

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Honestly I'd like to see more greentext involving some injury to work around
And I don't mean depressive shit like that kiki maiming herself, I mean monsters/anons being lovingly cared for and stuff like that.
That one imagine of the blind lizard girl gets me every time

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>>44986655
she looks better with a blindfold

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>>44986660
>Chesh gets into an accident
>Have to get her funny bone removed
>Anon finds his wife positively normal
>Nothing zany or wacky or whimsical
>Even asked her what updog was - nothing
>All in all an improvement

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>>44986679
Anon, delete this.

[Anonymous No.]

Which monster girl has the best:
>Breasts?
>Waist?
>Ass?
>Thighs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44986679
>chesh turned into a lapcat

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>>44986660
it's pretty sappy but i did >>42568171 a while ago

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>>44986686
ms demon

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>>44986686
Entirely subjective Anon. Some might say Sabbath girls have the best breasts while others say Holstaurs with 100ZZZ cup sizes are the best.

[Anonymous No.]

Paganism and gene splicing is important

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>>44986686
Holstaur for all.

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>>44986701
Wrong thread?

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnate foxes.

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>>44986722
>>>/vg/
Go away

>>44986701
Retard.

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>>44986686
>Breasts?
Baphomet
>Waist?
Wight
>Ass?
Wight
>Thighs?
Wight

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>>44986771
Behold, the Mofu Torus.

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Looks like the raiders got off vacation again.

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>>44986660
>Be anon
>Lose eyesight in a darts accident
>Sucks, but at least your other senses grow to compensate
>Have got super strong sense of smell for example.
>Your carer, miss troll, used to have to guide you around in those massive hands of hers
>But she took it upon herself to teach you the wonders of flowers
>Now, you can navigate by the smell of flora alone
>For example, she leaves lavender next to staircases, and orchids next to draws
>It helps you have a garden. She tells you that since she arrived it's never seen a better bloom.
>With her birthday coming up, you even recently managed to put together a present for her from the things grown in your garden and elsewhere.
>It was hard to do it in secret, given how often she stays over (you cant go in the guest bedroom anymore, the smell for your powerful nose is too much). It was difficult to get long enough alone to put it together
>It was worth it though.The best part was learning the secret language of flowers from her, and then secretly using it to make your gift.
>Perhaps a bit cliche shes fond of roses
>You can only imagine her face when you give her the bouquet.
>Then again, you can only imagine how beautiful the face of a girl as kind as her is

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>>44986767
>best ass
>not anubutt

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>>44986686
shog for all

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>>44986787
Very nice

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>>44986794
dangerously fertile

[Anonymous No.]

I think fairies are underrated, honestly id wanna visit the Twilight realm

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>>44986787
cute

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>>44986787
I wonder how excited a monster would be when she turns her disabled husband into an Incubi and gets to see his face as he realizes all the issues with his body are all gone now.

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>>44986828
Shitty facebook-tier meme

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>>44986838
tell that to merses eye
you don't necessarily need all your body parts to be whole

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>>44986849
>tell that to merses eye
She could just be wearing it still because she's a dork. Also I'd imagine a monster would at least want their husband to live as optimally as possible and it would be hard to do if you can't even see.

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>>44986814
They all look like they're having fun except the fairy with the eye patch. She needs to lighten up.

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>>44986814
What are they going to spend his money on?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to commission unusually large monstergirl tits and no one can stop me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44986929
you fiend

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>>44986929
So, big harpies, then?

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>>44986686
>Breasts
Hellhound
>Waist
Hellhound
>Ass
Hellhound
>Thighs
Hellhound of course.

[Anonymous No.]

My spicy cooking will keep the monsters away

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>>44987023
Hellwans eat spicy food like we eat mayo anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon thinks his spices keep monsters away
>tacokots and hellwans are merely having a stalemate

[Anonymous No.]

Alright, what's your monster OC? What's she like? Is she the one you hope will marry you after the portals open?
If you don't have an OC you can tell us what your favorite monster is and what you wish her personality was like.

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>>44987048
>>44987064
They're not ready for the level of heat I can make; I'll have them begging for something mild

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>>44987064
I'll have to inform those two that Anon doesn't date colored women.

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>>44987077
I've got one OC but I genuinely can't fathom them marrying me, they're a Lilim chimera with the power of some of the strongest monsters. She's part of the radical faction but she's looking into extra dimensional worlds to invade. Am considering making her a chaos girl instead though since I love chaos monsters

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>>44987064
The final showdown between the Tacokot and Hellwan will be a chili cookoff. The Tacokot will be using Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango.
The Hellwan will be using chocolat 7 peppers. Anon will not survive this challenge.

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>>44987142
>Anon refuses to eat either chili
>when asked why he states that he only eats food that will actually taste good

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>>44987142
They better be careful or some cajun gator will sneak in with her family's gumbo recipe and steal him away

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>>44987077
Literal white skin with silver inlays almost like circuit diagrams but much more elegant and artistic, though no less geometric. Two silver horns that extend from the temples, curve in front of the forehead, and taper into needle points. Blue iris and sclera with what looks like more silver inlays and filigree. Very long black hair but shines like impossibly thin metal wire in the light. Thick eyebrows she has a complex over

Magic user, has to sing to do it and has a bond with two miniature semi-autonomous devices that provide accompaniment based on subconscious commands while she sings. Has the ability to manifest matter, take control of machines that operate on similar principles, and direct and control energy. Although all of those things take time as any use of magic has to be sung rather than simply performed

Artificially created rather than born. Trained to be austere and composed in the extreme, but secretly wants to sing for its own sake rather than simply for the utilization of magic. Loves children. Desires to be more "human" in spite of her manufactured background and utility as more of a machine than a person

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>>44987113
A chaos lilim chimera sounds pretty powerful
Also not too weird considering what the other lilim are like. Think we have a bug lilim somewhere too.

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>>44987077
A Balrog. Goes from an uncharacteristically demure big breasted waifu when engorged on fire to a msgk when shrunk with water. I would hope she’s the one who finds me.

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>>44987077
A Holstaur but bigger.

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>>44987193
Yeah I really do love the concept of a Lilim like that, mostly because I like the idea of a Lilim trying to invade our world. Imagine she's watching and catching souls who want to go to MGE land. No way she'd be my soulmate though, like I can't even fantasize about her like that. It's like that SpongeBob episode where Mrs Puff said not even in your dreams square pants and kicked him out of the dream

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>>44987221
A big holstaur

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>>44987225
Druella is cute. Cute!

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>>44987226
The bigger Holstaur theory.

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[Anonymous No.]

>You wake up one day and end up in MGE land
>You start hearing a heavy breathing and heavy dripping
>turn around and see this staring at you
Do you accept your fate or run?

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>>44987280
>Not a snek
I run

I run fast

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>>44987280
Isn't that a lim? If so, there's no way in hell I'm getting out of there un-raped

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>>44987280
just go back to sleep

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>>44987280
"Hey there cutie pie, you wanna hold hands and maybe go for a romantic walk in the park?"

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>>44987280
I'm gonna fucking fight for my life.

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>>44987280
I'll stay but she needs to calm down a bit,
I'm too tired for this. I'm down to cuddle for now though. We can figure stuff out after I get some sleep.

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>>44987230
It's a damn shame there's so few Lilims, iirc... get back to breeding monster lord Lilith, spawn more of these god-tier succubi!!

[Anonymous No.]

>it's been two months since the portals opened
>things have finally settled down after the Demon Lord chucked all the world's nukes into space and told everyone that the mamono were here to stay
>I've been living life, business as usual, and quietly freaking the fuck out because holy shit they're real, it's all real and now they've moved in to stay
>nothing has happened to me so maybe I'm just not lucky enough to get the Valkyrie waifu who will join me on COOL GUY ACTION HERO adventures
>watch the news and hear that there are crystals the monster girls have started using to find their soul mates in our world
>neat, hopefully a banging hot Valkyrie comes flying in so I can become a hero
>wake up one morning to the smell of something being cooked
>dog is missing from the bed
>oh god no please tell me my dog didn't get a magical sex change and become a Cu Sith
>peek around the corner into the kitchen
>there's a monster girl in a maid outfit cooking something with bacon in it, definitely a Kikimora, with the big dumb lab at her feet waiting for scraps
>see an undead of some kind, probably a Wight with the really expensive looking dress sitting at the table sipping tea and having a slice of my banana walnut bread
>they don't notice me and I sneak away towards the living room where I hear the TV on
>peek in there and see a Minotaur watching a boxing match with her legs kicked up on the coffee table
>here an, "OH MY," from my office
>oh shit
>peek in and see a Fox of some kind watching porn on my PC while the Unicorn beside her blushes as the Fox asks if she'll be able to replicate certain positions
>I need to escape, otherwise I'll never be a cool guy action hero
>back up and turn to head out
>run face first into Minotaur tits and find myself getting lifted in the air
>"Hey there hubby, 'bout time you woke up. Looks like I've got first dibs."
>hear a, "NO FAIR," that fades away as I'm rapidly carried back to my bedroom
>get a peek out from the MinoTits long enough to see the Kikimora feeding the dog bacon
>she winks as I get carried past the kitchen, down the hall and to the bedroom
>as I get tossed onto the bed, I finally notice five orange-sized crystal balls sitting on my nightstand
>all five have blue arrows pointing directly at me
>that explains that, guess this is my life now

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>>44987497
love stuff like this anon thank you
I do wonder what my soulmate/mates would be like

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>>44987497
>Dog loves kikiwife
There's the one. Your head wife.

[Anonymous No.]

Weasel tits.
Please be advised: Sucking on them will make your mouth numb

[Anonymous No.]

There's nothing quite like having a sleep over with your best friend like the good old days when you were little

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>>44987280
I'm gonna fuck for my life.

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>>44987583
Thanks Anon, I just rolled up five random mamono and figured I'd do a cheeky little green text while the melatonin drags me closer and closer to exhaustion.

>>44987589
As if anything else were possible with a harem such as this.

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>>44987497
>Ms. Lich drives up to a house in a bus
>she opens the door and calls out one of the many zombie passengers
>hands her an orb and gives her a kiss on the forehead before gently pushing her off the bus
>"call me later okay"
>she waits for the zombie to stumble up to the door and knock
>a man peaks out and the zombie immediately grabs him
>Ms. Lich gives a very slight smile before closing the door and heading to the next stop on the list
Ms. Lich is a good mom

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>>44987627
>As if anything else were possible
I'd give even odds to the unicorn and the fox wouldn't be THAT unlikely. No chance of the minotaur taking the lead in anything other than strength though.

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>>44987634
Maybe once the Unicorn reaches her final form. The Fox might be mischievous and cunning enough to lead the wives, you're right.

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>>44987653
>Maybe once the Unicorn reaches her final form.
Oh god.
>Five monsters roll up at Anon's house
>The unicorn sighs
>She hasn't even gotten dicked once yet and it's already time to start buying black clothes
>She pulls out her orb and starts browsing the Racy's catalog while the kiki keeps the minotaur from battering the door in long enough for the kitsune to magic open the lock
It occurs to me that I hadn't considered magic lockpicking, or even something as simple as a Mage Hand to open locks. Fuck. I hope my future wife is still cautious enough to consider my autism and not let herself in.

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>>44987631
>gives a letter to every zombie detailing their name, favorite food, favorite color and their hobbies along with Ms. Lich's address and phone number for when Anon has any questions or if he wants to bring over the grandchildren when he makes some
Lich Mom is a GREAT mom.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragonfuckers, what’s the appeal to you? I get they’re cool and all, but to me they always look too spiky and domineering for actual romancing (unless it’s something like a Ryu).

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>>44987712
I just like being treasured

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>>44987712
Only like malefs, but the pride, power, domaince is nice. I would have fallen for the one in mana cabana

[Anonymous No.]

>>44987712
big wings
big claws
big tail
fire breath
scales
horns
tsunderes are fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>44987712
I like slowly melting the tsun away

[Anonymous No.]

>>44987712
Tsunderes are a man's fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44987712
I like Gap moe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44987712
Good AA missile target. I hate them

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>>44987684
I'm imagining their families dropping them all off at the same time and sharing awkward looks as they realize their daughters/sisters all share the same soulmate.

>Unicorn's parents sharing an incredibly awkward look and her sister breaking out into hysterical laughter
>Unicorn starts putting half of her clothes back into the van while her sister makes Bicorn jokes before getting shushed by UnicornMom
>UnicornDad pats her on the head while she pouts and starts placing orders for new clothes
>Wight's parents are annoyed that their future son-in-law doesn't have a mansion on at least 10 square acres of land and keep trying to get Wight to bring at least five of her Skeleton servants with her
>WightMom slips a small bag of holding into Wight's pocket which is filled with precious gems and gold coins which Wight pretends not to notice
>MinoMom is happily sharing recipes for MinoMilk products with KikiMom and Kikimora while Minotaur is actively pretending to be deaf and contemplating just storming the house to guarantee first dibs on husbando dick
>Kikimora's sisters are all practically vibrating with excitement because they're going to meet their future Master Husbands over the next few days
>their parents bought them all brand new cleaning supplies and took them all to get Costco memberships to celebrate
>Kikimora keeps checking on all her gifts and daydreaming about spending hours in Costco stockpiling enough food to feed a family for two months straight
>KikiDad is checking the lawn out to see if his future son-in-law is as devoted to lawncare as he is he is not, he pays people to take care of that
>FoxMom hands each girl a book on sex positions that she wrote when she was a young fox of 571 years
>Little FoxSis asks the Unicorn if she has a front pussy or just a horse pussy in front of everyone
>FoxDad quickly scoops her and FoxMom up and drives off before they cause any more trouble
>Fox is already inside the house and nobody notices until she opens the front door to stop the charging Minotaur from breaking it down

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna make all monster girls into yanderes by using strange magics on them, it is the way of how things should be.

[Anonymous No.]

>get Isekaied
>Only 1 to 10 cigs to survive
I can't. Fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.]

>decide to roll my own five monsters to get in on this fun soulmate idea
>get a Kunoichi, High Orc, Titania, Mad Hatter and an Automaton
I have a feeling that it would be a decent first meeting only to freak my shit after getting jumpscared by the Kunoichi. At least the High Orc and Mad Hatter will be kept in check thanks to the Titania and Automaton.

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>>44987919
Get to wonderland, they have smokes there. Probably got Newport full flavors.

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>>44987959
Not the same thing, it's like scotch and cider. You can't get your dose with cider when you're addicted to strong liquor

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>>44987959
>Black Cat

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give a Cheshire the silent treatment until she breaks character and starts whining for attention!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44987973
"I've come to deliver some lewd luck."

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>>44987973
>+10 against chaos mamonos
>Reduce sanity loss
>Increase sanity loss

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>>44985977
>Froot
I know this as a former admin of a söyjak themed bulletin board so it's very funny to me that there's some Vtuber cancer with the same name

[Anonymous No.]

Would you kill yourself if it opens the portal? You can't be revived

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>>44987972
you're making a lot of assumptions here, like thinking there isn't a troll out there growing the best tobacco on either end of the portal
though they're more cigars because of her giant hands being unable to roll cigarettes

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>>44988110
If it doesn't give you cancer, it's not a good cig and mamonos can't produces anything that hurt health therefore I'm doomed.

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>>44987077
An elf-wight, who only discovered the ancient dhampir lineage to her bloodline after becoming a wight. It has some minor influences on her personality - primarily just in using ectoplasm fangs to LARP during sexy times. The sensation would be indistinguishable from the real thing. Hers was also a military family, so ontop of being high class and high status, she's got a strong bent of wisdom and stoicism honed through the fires of war, so she's Not Like The Other Elves™. Of course overall still smug and supremacist, she's seen enough shit to know that posture doesn't count for much once the arrows begin to fly.

Not a wight when I find her, though. Just a zombie in a forgotten tomb, cute and clingy for a big elf is the summation of her personality until snippets of her old self begin to return

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>>44988125
so the good news is i know this lich who's into botany

[Anonymous No.]

Please do not leave raiju unattended near automata

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>>44988156
Don't like lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44988090
post your gemmiest monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44988195
CHESHIRE SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>>44988209
>memekots le bad ev&o they’re in the spades suit

checkmate CHUDDY

[Anonymous No.]

>>44988264
Ok, no sexo for five days. Happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44986340
He means being a wage slave my man. Laziness is good if you are rich but a poor person wanting to stay home is bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44988268
>Ok, no sexo for five days. Happy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44988296
Why are you like that memekot ?

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>>44988195

[Anonymous No.]

>I will never be an Eros crusader in terminator armor with a sorcerer Cheshire cat sitting on my power pack and sending powerful wonderland spells
It's raining today, feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44988195
Dormouse will always be a gem

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>>44988443
>Eros crusaders in obnoxious pink armor that shines so bright it could be mistaken for neon
>Their mage wives are in equally pink robes and hats
I don't know if I could fight them, I would be scared of losing to fuckers in pink armor and I'll just take my raping from a monster rather than lose my dignity.

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>>44987023
>anal prolapse

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>>44988466
I will just paint one of the pauldrons with a bright pink, all the lenses will have pinkish glow and the auto canon will fire bright pink-purple demon silver bullets. I'm not a fan of the full pink aesthetic, it's too gay

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>>44988482
Nah anon, it ain't gay, you got a take pride in eros, and your pink armor, unless your wife is an alp, then you are big gay.

[Anonymous No.]

So what would a abyssal crusader look like would they have purple armor with many strange tendrils coming from their back? Because fuck that pink shit.

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>>44988511
I know but it's not pleasant to the eyes either, pink need to be balance by another more tamed color. Anyway, my project is to one day 3D print a chesh, convert a chaos terminator model into my self insert and build a little diorama. It's maybe too /tg/ so sorry in advance for this post.
>>44988515
It depends heavily from your abyssal wife, for exemple with a shog :
Cracks in the armor with dark purple tendrils and tentacules belongings to your wife coming out, yellow glows on lense, armor cracks and power pack, the armor would be old mat copper and vert de gris (mix of blue and green)

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>>44988511
I know but it's not pleasant to the eyes, pink needs to be balance by an another, more tamed, color. Anyway, my project is to, one day, 3D print a chesh, convert a chaos terminator model into my self insert and build a little diorama. It's maybe too /tg/ so sorry in advance for this post.
>>44988515
It depends heavily from your abyssal wife, for exemple with a shog :
Cracks in the armor with dark purple tendrils and tentacules belongings to your wife coming out, yellow glows on lense, armor cracks and power pack, the armor would be colored with old mat copper and vert de gris (mix of blue and green)

[Anonymous No.]

Kill yourself ESL frog

[Anonymous No.]

Dead thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44988622
Yes well you see big numbers in the war today

[Anonymous No.]

>>44988627
What?
It's just the french faggot who repulsed everyone. Kill yourself if you read me baguette nigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44988641
What he can’t talk about model making when we have talked about Lego and other things with Anubis. That you don’t think a Anubis wouldn’t marry a anon who’s into model making?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44988660
>>44988641
I'm sorry I have no idea what's happening but here's some beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44988641
Watch out, she's got a gun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44988660
He's french, it's a subhuman. He should be ban and murdered

[Anonymous No.]

hellwan love

[Anonymous No.]

Wake up to a body gaurd team
>griffon that patrols the skies when your out of the house
>kunoichi that hides in your shadow
>minotaur that gaurds the front door

[Anonymous No.]

>>44988660
I think it's just Mick trying a new shitpost. I don't know why but I think kiki would be more into wargames and model making

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah ok but does a monster still love me during my shower singing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44988797
good luck singing when your manticore is forcefully smooching you and dominating your mouth so all you can do is taste and gag on her dexterous cat tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44985712
The real meta is to have a piercing down there. It allows for enchantments but doesn't count as armor.

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>>44987280
Contextual clues tell me that she's ravenously hungry and up for a good hunt.
So the first thing i do is try to get her to explain my situation to gain any information while i also scout for a way out. She will probably start her evil monologue about "turning me into her husband" and "loving me like no one ever has"(very evil things), and when she least expects it i would jump off the window and run as fast as possible.
From there it's up to her if she wants to toy with her food or go for the kill.

[Anonymous No.]

Having a terrifying ancient evil demon or malef as a wife and naming our hellspawn something dumb!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989056
Beware of Tiffany the daughter of the Ancient Destructor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989056
I too am planning on naming one of my holstaur daughters druella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989056
>Steph the world eater (jabberwock)
>Lola the eclipse spawn (malef)
>Izzy the scourge of humanity (greenworm)

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https://imgbox.com/g/KyMGGnscYy
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 65. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/ixin48Fz

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44989084
>Not Mooella

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989242
Her house doesn't look structurally sound

[Anonymous No.]

Shoghole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989242
Why did you dmca the new girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989296
You got any proof that it was the wikifag? Your schizophrenia doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.]

divorce and remarry your masochistic wife!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989308
They are all the same. This isn't even a deflection.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989296
Because it got leaked.
>>44989308
It's not his schizophrenia for once. I just told KC about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989317
Cheat on your chimaera (snake personality) wife with your chimaera (goat personality) wife to make her jealous.

[Anonymous No.]

>doing it for free

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989317
Masochists get chains, not rings

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989405
I can't unsee it... Kc-sama, forgive me.

[Anonymous No.]

>it's another resident pest thinks people are going to side with him over somebody who actually contributes to the community episode

[Anonymous No.]

many naughty anons in this thread are going in the krampus bag.
less than 3 months now...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989405
>current year and he makes a monster girl with 2013 energy
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989405
I can literally smell this image and it’s not a good smell, smells like old Mac and Cheese.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989450
You don't want some of her poppin' popcorn?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't really care for her, I think if she was more pink and veiny I might but eh, hope we get a proper frankengirl soon
On a semi related what the fuck is up with that taisui story in Towako

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989450
she smells like vanilla and very strong synthetic chemicals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989466
Naw she fucking stinks and you know it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989405
MEATBALL MEATBALL SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATH

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989431
It's odd you seem to attribute the community to everyone but the anons within the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989405
SHE'S... okay I guess.
Demons are stil superior

[Anonymous No.]

It's because of inane squabble like this that the portals haven't opened yet.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember if you are a barista in mgc to serve your coffee with a pair of tongs.
Dont want to accidentally brush some hebis hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989543
>Insane
Cheshires and Abyssals will be the first to step foot in our world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989405
>Dude literally made a monster girl out of a Legend of Zelda boss.
Also, shame on you for leaking this. Bad anon!
Thanks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989562
Inane and insane are two different words.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989562
no no anon INANE.
The wurms and slimes will smooch our foreheads protecting empty cavities.

[Anonymous No.]

you wouldnt stick ur dick in molten mozzarella, would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989556
I read that as thongs. Mgs sure would love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44985654

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989581
My mistake dumb and dumber are a perfect match for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44987077
mega chimera, with a shog as the binding polymer, because of that she can constantly shift, morph, and split

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989580
Stupid and Crazy, these Hebi-Wurm hybrids are getting out of control.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989603
Kiki are cute but I don't think that she will have a good relationship with a chesh.

[Anonymous No.]

Welcome to the annual monster twit of the year competition!
Our contestants will face a harrowing obstacle course including putting square pegs in square holes, solving a 4 piece jigsaw, and opening a push door with a pull sign on it!
This years lineup of mentally lacking monsters include...
>Wurm: Hobbies - Eating rocks, eating paint, eating painted rocks
>Harpy: Hobbies - Jangling keys, skwaking, forgetting things, jangling keys
>Slime: Hobbies - Slipping, sliding, bubbling, dividing, stamp collecting, glooping
>Mummy: Hobbies - Moaning, groaning, shambling, sleeping in tight and dark places

Last call for competitors is soon, and then place your bets for the best of the bottom 0.0001 percentile!

[Anonymous No.]

Ironic that we call these monster girls stupid, and yet they have their life figured out. They spend their time in actibities they enjoy, lead self sufficient and worry not for the future. Meanwhile we waste our lives in a wage cage pursuing happiness we will never achieve, surrounded by people we hate. Are they trully unintelligent, or are we just jealous of their happiness?

[Anonymous No.]

>Be anon
>Get Isekaied in maid academy
>Work on plumbing and the heating system
>Start to make toys too for the small maido apprentices on his spare time
>Spend time with the little maids like a father would when he's done with repairing the bath's pipe
>The headmaster kiki is spying on him
Don't show good father behaviors around old mamonos, it's dangerous

[Anonymous No.]

>Nightmare appears in your dream and hands you a stack of papers
>"Anon, I need you to memorize these blueprints. We have one half of a portal device but it won't work unless you build the other half. I have a whole team back here so tell me if you hit a problem and we'll figure out a workaround for you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989779
If it happens to me, first thing I do is posting everything here every morning. You fuckers will help me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989574
Nobody's complaining about a straight up DnD monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989831
You mean Suzuki Dogezaemon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989831
She cost less money.

[Anonymous No.]

Yeah but if you were haunted though, wouldn't that be funny, haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989915
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989831
Literally made Shrek a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989405
Lately I've been more interested on the GAIRA girls than the profiles. They show old monsters with newer art and add a background made by KC himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989930
No, she's doesn't have trompette ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989930
No, she's doesn't have trumpet ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989941
What's a gaira

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989973
gaira is a doujin collection by a bunch of artists. It's a mix of horrifying furry, cuter kemono, and some other stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989967
Kill yourself french nigger

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989930
Ogres love men with HUGE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt1u6N7lueM

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990086
Ogres have layers but every layer is rape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990102
True but if you beat the ogre, it becomes reverse rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989915
I prefer the more corporeal variety of undead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989973
KC does the cover for every gaira volume with a mge girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990175
>KC does the cover for every gaira volume
come on, dude. Don't take the cope too far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990133
It's the other way around.

[Anonymous No.]

how do i calm down my boss when shes in heat? please respond quickly, shes gonna have the janitor unlock the toilet any second now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989915
Well as long as I stay away from old houses, TVs and abandoned industrial districts I should be safe right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990150
Jiangshi can be much faster than you expect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Xx0k_TVY0

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990195
Looks like your boss and the janitor are already on their way to calm her down. Just comply with their instructions and do not resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989915

[Anonymous No.]

>>44985321
Very nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990195
Put benis in ass and assert dominance

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990339
Anally fuck a Anubis while T posing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990380
Yes, no more planning and rules. We will paint models now and build Lego tonight. I don't care about work.

[Anonymous No.]

Painting miniatures with your art fairy!
Blowing her skirt up with your air brush!
Decking her out in armour and getting her to pose!
Letting her write provocative form posts online to troll people!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990324
There's a lot of meat on this elf, me gusta

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990502
Elezen, miqo'te, viera and others all healthy and fertile indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

Sentaw

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990324
Nice elf. Have another

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989242
there's a second jabberfag?
also ms march hare be looking cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Sell me on the sabbath.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990700
He's not as prolific but he's posted here a few times. I'm fairly certain this was one of his.

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters least compatible in a harem?
While pharoah/apophis or shog/kiki are easy answers, I can see both pairs finding common ground.
On the other hand, I find it hard to believe a adhd monster like a red cap or loud monster like banshee would get on well with a dormouse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990841
That's the haremfag, the jabberfag posted in the imgbox seems to be completely isolated from everyone else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990848
Jubjub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990866
explain

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990881
Read her profile, idiot. She literally goes TASUKETTE NIGGERMAN if her husbands dick is not inside her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989242
When's the MEGA fanart archive gonna get fixed?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990848
Sandworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990833
Cunny.

[Anonymous No.]

Is coffee good for you? What if it's elf-sourced?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990937
I like my coffee black.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989574
>Dude literally made a monster girl out of a Legend of Zelda boss.

Actually she's based on a obscure Chinese myth about a monster that lived underground and looked like a lump of meat with eyeballs (it's other special feature being that it would regrow as quickly as it was eaten). On wikipedia the creature is called "feng" but it's stated to also be called taisui.

[Anonymous No.]

post burg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991080
Go on a diet, Jabberfat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991080
burg adjacent

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991151
Extremely wholesome commercial made even better

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991123
Every day is a cheat day for flabbywock

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991201
Beware the blubberwock, my son.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991173
I-it shouldn't be like this... noble elves should be dining on nature's dew and the sweetest leaves n-not debasing their tongues on crisp, salty, crunchy and fluffy tubers like peasants!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991249
At least it isn't a pizza with pineapple on it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991217
*tuba music*
the jaws that bite, the pounds that pack
the jumbo sized fries from shake shack

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990937
Why is my nitro cold brew somehow half milk instead of pure coffee?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991080
Maybe if we make a burger tasty enough the portals will open

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991351
>back to school after summer vacation
>childhood friend suddenly goes from being a stick 1 head below me to being twice my height with these proportions
i did my parents send me to a monster/human mixed school...

[Anonymous No.]

Bee-g

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991201
>>44991270
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991448
beeg boog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991461
That'd be her.
Where does she put it all?
Everywhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991281
Apologies, sir. Some of our newer girls are a little over eager. Would it be alright if we were to offer you a conciliatory glass of milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991577
Fine, but I want an exotic blend as a change of pace from the tried and true holst

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990833
>Sell me on the sabbath.
Sex with lolis
Magic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990910
It's already fixed, all the links are up.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw wn wake up to burgers and wurm milkshakes

[Anonymous No.]

How the hell do you deal with wight's long-range defense-ignoring claw grab attack?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991728
Evasion and decoys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991728
dodgeroll i-frames

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991599
How about this new breed of holst, renowned for its award winning cool and sweet milk? She's especially happy to receive praise for the quality of her milk, so be sure to heap it on!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991728
cast Revive on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991790
Sylvanas must be desperate for a new gig after her time in super hell.

[Anonymous No.]

Whilst the precise link between elves and milk remains unclear, some experts agree that it likely played a role in the early development of humans.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a wight supremacist

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991791
by making her extra horny that might break her concentration

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991825
That's the wight choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991825
You're a dirty wight boy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991825
It's gonna take some time for me to see wights properly again after that one guy. Granted, I was never into them before that, but still, they feel tainted. I mean, I'm just now starting to warm up to kobolds again, and dude has been gone for ages.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991841
>>44991856
Wight is always right
>>44991865
I actually left around the time kobold daughter dude came, made me uncomfortable. Never got the tainted girl thing though, I actually started to like wights after the drama. I really want to be a haughty wights boytoy butler like in that one Cabana story

[Anonymous No.]

Pee in bubble slime

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know I would unironically hide in terror if the portals opened, even if I knew for a fact it was MGE monsters. Commitment is terrifying and I'd be scared of fucking up everything with a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991914
The only appeal I see in haughty wights is defiling them and more or less turning them into trashy sluts. Make them lose the haughty nature altogether.

[Anonymous No.]

Anarielle Boy-Saver, on her way to protect Milord's virtue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991983
Understandable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991988
You never think that haughty girls deserve to be haughty, tho?

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine a werewolf giving birth to a son and he runs around wearing a fucking fursuit to fit in with his sisters.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992007
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992029
Its only acceptable if hes young and its like the Pajamas from Where the Wild Things are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991973
that's abuse anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992057
>>44992029
Being born to feral monsters is just an easy way to become Tarzan.
You even get to plap the explorer wight who documents your savagery - if you dont get taken by another dog or monkey before then.

[Anonymous No.]

>no 8ft tall valkyrie that acts like a comically serious dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992077
The sun never sets on the wight empire

[Anonymous No.]

Fat croc ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992102

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992154
Too much gumbo

[Anonymous No.]

Has latenite been active recently?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991996
I hate my stupid bodyguard! she keeps cockblocking me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992166
Not enough gumbo I say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992175
a bit. he posted this fox a few threads ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992142
To be colonised by wights and hatters is a gruesome fate

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992204
Good. I was getting worried the drama over the year chased him away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992154
she's literally perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992154
>tfw ywn have a crocodile auntster from florida

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>visit Dragonia as a tourist
>get offered a wight and a dragon zombie as tour guides
>normally you would only have one guide but these two are inseparable
>in the old days they were rider and mount who died together, were buried together and rose from the dead together

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992166
>>44992219
crocodiles are not american, i mean there is an american crocodile but mostly central america because north america is too cold, but most people know crocs for two species, nile or saltwater.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992214
Do you prefer frogs?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992201
I'm gonna steal ol' mama gator's secret recipe!

[Anonymous No.]

beating your chest infront of kakuens

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992294
so alligator auntster mister no fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992322
no its properly identify which reptile youre dealing with, turning down the ac will stop a croc, but not an alligator

[Anonymous No.]

I want to perform architectural work on mamonos

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992340
I don't care, a hug stop them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992310
but old man jenkins you've been trying to steal that recipe for years

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991249
That elf follows the "fried before pride" mantra

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992358
I'll surely get it this time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990934
I love Black Sabbath

[Anonymous No.]

Snek.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I want miss flayer to remove my degenerate fetishes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992437
a thoroughly captured and snekked boy. there's no going back for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992340
im going to bite their tits that will stop them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992457
This is the future the Demon Lord wants. We must stand together if we are to have any hope of driving these creatures back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992437
tail up butt

[Anonymous No.]

> Pick up a flyer
> "Free throw competition at the Wight's castle!"
> "100,00 mondollar reward to the winner!"

> Attend, nervously eye the competetors- muscular Jinkos, lithe Ocelomehs, even a surly-looking Dark Elf.
> Moments before the bout begins, the majority of the competitors spot a man sitting alone and disqualify themselves in a scuffle to rush over and show him their ball handling skills.
> Shortly it's just you and the final competitor, the Wight's husband.
> You're no basketball ace, but he's somehow even worse.
> You finish the competition 6-1, winning and receiving your prize.
> You ask the Wight, while you're there, why her husband would compete if he's so bad.
>She regally ohohohohs and tells you:
"Silly boy, everyone knows that Wight men can't jump!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992449
You know she's just going to replace them with her own degenerate fetishes, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992477
that's okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992457
Snekked you say? (It's a guy I censored his nips in case the mods piss themselves)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992214
Could be worse.
Look who the taco cats lost to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992479
anon, i can already hear all the bogies with their squeaky shoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992214
I want to be bound up and used as a wights stool.
I want to be forced to drink tea instead of coffee.
I want to have my pronunciation corrected.
I want to SERVE my colonial mistresses for bringing civilisation to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992437
>>44992457
>>44992476
>>44992488
How can we protect ourselves from these fearsome predators?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992548
be irish and catholic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992476
I'm not sure there's much of a point in resisting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44990186
What cope? There had been 14 gairas and every one of them had KC cover so far

[Anonymous No.]

do ginger monsters have souls?

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl that is most likely to suck on your big toe?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992488
Not the hypnosneks!
They are the most dangerous!
>>44992563
>>44992548
AH! THERES MORE OF THEM!
HUMANITY IS DOOMED IN THEIR SOFT COILS!
EVERYONE GET ON THE AEROPLANE! SNAKES CANT FLY!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989405
Eh, what's with those eyes? Who is she supposed to be? Slime gazer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992563
>>44992599
I don't want to be snekked!

[Anonymous No.]

Snek mating ball. imagine the hissing.

[Anonymous No.]

just go for a wurm

[Anonymous No.]

remember when wurm dug a hole to china in search for delicious porcelain?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992676
she said nihao chingchong and got them porcelain donuts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992676
>*crunch crunch crunch*
>more priceless ming vase miss wurm?
>*munch munch munch*
>yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992437
>>44992483
Back to >>>/y/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44987712
the double clits and high status among other reptiles, with the sneks being a close second.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992753
I'm good, thanks tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992748
this is why wurm is banned from most museums and the entire country of greece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992488
>>44992619
just imagine the sound of their voices bouncing around in your head as your dragged deeper into their coils

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

On the topic of old stories that would not be written today:
https://pastebin.com/u/nonanonymous
Just something I found a bit interesting in my comb through Oct16

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992380
Loli Osbourne, the bane of all werebats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992778
its not her fault that the vases from ancient times have a lovely aged tasted

[Anonymous No.]

>cmon anon do it!
>slay the big bad dragon
>slay me anon
>be the hero you were meant to be
>slay me long and hard
>take me away as your trophy!
>I'm waiting anon
>I'm all yours!
>slay me now!

[Anonymous No.]

Doubling kikis salary!
halving her hours!
tripling her PTO!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992798
Ayyy, found an old post of mine.
Tastes haven't changed at all. Seven years later and still desperately wishing for gentle bondage sex.

Any other anons stick to their guns through the years? What still does it for you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992868
Ma'am this is a wendi's

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992868
sorry, i thought this was a "lay the dragon" quest
i must have gotten the wrong cave

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992811
Miss hatter flipping her shit when wurm gets into her teacup cabinet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989915
oh shit Cross redrew the ghost? Looks delightful! Hope to see this get a higher res version someday, tho.

[Anonymous No.]

>danuki refuses to sell me her strongest potions

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992929
>Miss hatter is screaming every obsencity known to man at wurm-chan
>Wurm-chan is just slowly nibbling on her tea set, truly savoring the mature taste of this well-used tea set, starting with the plates

[Anonymous No.]

What are you humans so afraid of?
It's just~ sex~

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992951
>Miss wurm gets sad
>Offers hatter some teacups
>Its only fair, wurm thinks, to let miss hatter enjoy the fine taste of a teacup too.
>Wurm takes hatter to her cave and shows her "snack pile"
>Hatters jaw drops
>Its a collection of the most pristine white china and intricate cups that would make even the queen of hearts jealous

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993012
This is why wurms are good girls that deserve love

[Anonymous No.]

>Wurm tunnelling for food
>Enters into a massive cave
>"Wooooow!" she gasps
>Its got heaps and heaps of delicious gemstones
>"Woaaaaah" she gawks
>Has to eat around the icky shiny yellow disc things though. But shes never tasted such scrumptious gems in her life
>"mmmmmmm" she hums
>Strange crotchedy thing that looks like a wurm but with wings and a teeny tail starts shouting at her. Shes using really long words and even trying to give wurm a scalp massage with her sharp claws. It's a shame wurms head is so tough, otherwise shed enjoy it with the diamond shes currently chewing
>"Thanks for the meal miss!" she belches

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993098
>the dragon heard that her cousin from the country side is coming over to her
>tries her best to tidy up her neet cave
>comes to see >>44993098

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992929
>>44992951
On the one hand, I could see it.
On the other…
https://youtu.be/tkaYamHSyt4?si=C4WOt_FGZyfyaIfT
>0:26

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992897
Okay give her a meal and don't forget the toy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44989431
I wouldn’t hold a dude who literally just organises stuff scraped off various websites as any better than a random anon on 4ch, since that is the community.

[Anonymous No.]

I cant stop thinking about a wurm trying to get through a bunkers door to nab the cute anon inside. Imagine watching the metal of the door just deforming into a smiling wurm shaped imprint.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44986198
You would only get hit a second after the animation is done as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993291
>>44993291
>it’s that one scene from Baki where yujiro walks through a plexiglass wall but it’s a wurm doing it to steel

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993291
>Points the machine gun at the bunkers door
>Sharp claws pokes out of it and start to make bigger holes
>Slowly you touch the trigger, waiting for the monster's face to appear
>After a horrible sound the metal break and the monster start to enter
>You didn't think twice and press the trigger, emptying the whole magazine on the cursed beast
>The continuous scream of the firearm quickly turning you deaf
>The beast is still alive and smile at you, eating the bullet who peppered her body
>She quickly ensnare you when you try to pop your brain out with your side arm
>She keeps hugging strongly, rupturing your ribe cage, until you stop screaming for help
>You vision goes dark as blood spills out of your mouth

[Anonymous No.]

I want a story about a dragon meeting her country wurm cousin and the wurm finally going to the big city part of dragonia

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993582
Everyone talks about wights as if they always go the diplomacy tree.
I want to see Stewardship wight dammit! The sort that loves to show off a well running kingdom!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993386
>Greetings, cousin
>HI I'M DAISY
>I'm aware of that, welcome to the-
>I TOOK THE TRAIN

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993605
Surely they're all on the Seduction line until they nab a husband?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993608
it would be pretty cute also imagine the amount of tard wrangling the poor city slicker dragon is gonna have to do
I'd imagine the dragon is somewhat neet like and only has friends on the internet while the wurm has friends and is was more genki

[Anonymous No.]

Wurm and dragon zombie and maybe wyvern get along very well at the dragon family reunion.
Rest are dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993621
Please, no wight in goodstanding would every go down the seduction route, that would imply she needs the help to find herself a loving husband!
Besides, the fertility and familial bonuses in Diplo tend to work better.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Y'know what? FUCK the mofukuza. Never making a protection payment again! All they do is blow the money on tofu anyway!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993657
Wurm is the genki dumbo that never notices how awkward the mood is. Dragzombo just zombos in place but is secretly glad that wurm talks to her. Dragon and Ryu tsuns all around, It's like two of Lucky Star's Kagami. Malef sits alone but honestly believes she's the main celebrity so It's cool.

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>>44993711
I dunno Anon, last guy that did that got raped in an empty lot by a dragon.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44993740
She never raped anybody

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993808
Boy do I have a .gif of a waiter to show you.

[Anonymous No.]

Why did no one help the head of the dullahan?
Because she was a no body!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993826
racism

[Anonymous No.]

Never smile at a crocodile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993373
>...or so anon says
>in reality he started blubbering for his mom the second the Wurm started tearing open the door
>surprisingly the Wurm gently soothed him with an intelligence not typically attributed to the simple monsters
>after the two had an impromptu marriage in the bunker (fucked) the Wurm even crafts the terrifying story for Anon to tell and retain his pride!
>nobody would ever believe anyone that claimed she created it though since at a glance she's just as airheaded as any other Wurm
>the end

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>>44993858
milf wurm who is a little dumb but is kind, grounded and has a mothers intuition.
also wurm milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993893
hag wurms have 99999 wis but 2 int

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993823
Rubber bullets

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993826
DOHOHOH

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993893
a milfy wurm in a sweater might aswell be an unstoppable force and an immovable object.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993905
>Technically she didn't rape the man, she just pushed him in front of something that raped him.
At least she is friends with a real-estate wizard of a Cockatrice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993797
>when he touches the base of your tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993893
To be a baby adopted by a wurm is to win the universal lottery.

[Anonymous No.]

you got the fox bra

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993918
>>44993893
>tfw ywn have a wurm auntster
>she makes great food and wears very sexy food
>but she is very tech-illiterate and often needs her nephew help
>also often wears skimpy clothes while you do
>browsing history consists of auntx nephew content

[Anonymous No.]

dont lewd wurm.
she is a cute little angel that has nothing but pure intentions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994037
Making babies is the purest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994008
>She keeps outgrowing bras regularly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994037
how do i make more wurms then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994055
>>44994047
I dont know and my wurm doesnt know either.
when does the wurm stork come?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994055
P0nos in vagoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993926
Well there's also that weird chuuni Werewolf with the eyepatch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994068
Baby wurms are delivered via marshmallow cat

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>>44994156
>Marshmallow Cat throwing little cat paw shaped aphrodisiac bombs at simple minded couples so they can hurry up and make babies
I bet the Demon Lord loves these little bastards and so do I.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994068
>Nobody wants to spoil retard wurm and retard anons naive fantasy
>Fastforward 9 months after an intense no clothes cuddle session
>Monsters tell wurm to wear blindfold and shell get a nice rock. Same thing with anon but a nice pizza.
>Harpy midwives do their job with a massive amount of theatre. Wurm believes them when they tell her they are performing a vagina cleaning.
>Requires all of them to lift the newborn wurm
>That night they get a white feathered harpy to deliver the baby through the window
>Nevermind. She isnt strong enough. Get a griffon and paint her white.
>Wurm and anon wake to find newborn wurm being placed at foot of bed

[Anonymous No.]

Where’s a shog’s weak point where I can poke and she’ll make this face?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993253
Don't forget our community has at least one image the scraped stuff doesn't.
Or two if anyone cared to remember dragonnewt.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44994198
>harpy gets depressed because she really wanted to help deliver the baby
>griffon says she MIGHT just need some assistance in the last leg of the journey
>still does 99% of the lifting, but lets the harpy feel like she's doing a good job

[Anonymous No.]

A powerful dracolich is gathering an army of dragon zombies to invade the kingdom. Do whatever it takes to stop her, or the king's army will stand no chance against them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994265
>spooky floating skeletal dragon girl
>with a wizard hat
so you know she's a wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44992798
Ok. These stories are good and can still be written. Just say it's an AU or inspired by MGE or its your own original monstergirl setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994303
The only purpose that would serve is just to tell anons to avoid reading it.

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>>44985300

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994327
>>>/tg/
wrong board

[Anonymous No.]

Fox butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994314
Meh, it's not like we currently have any stories going on. I think there are those who would read them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994327
She may be thick but she's no ogre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994363
Probably. I'm just saying this is the thread equivalent of adding a trigger warning to the top of your story.

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

use demon contracts as napkins!
mock demon handwriting!
thin demon ink to the point of uselessness!
steal demon paper weights!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994436
Demon hag will now correct you

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44994303
I said would not, not could not. I just don't think the motivation to write the more "out there" stuff exists.
There was a lot more motivation back then period. Literally every thread (about six) I've looked at this morning had at least one story get posted. When you have that many stories from that many people you tend to get more willingness to do something a bit different.

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>>44994436
Crawl into her bed and mess it up a bit. She'll hate that, trust me.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder how estranged siblings would work in MGE. Like imagine being a normal peasant just working away on a farm your whole life only for monsters to invade your village and the commander of their army runs up to you calling herself your sister.

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>>44994526
The story contest is a good example of this.
>has to be in good faith
>has to be in the spirit of mge
>has to be mge based, but can be in another setting if you want
It's some of the most co-opted stuff I've ever read.

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>>44994580
>Random monster who happens to be a general and shows up in your village randomly claims to be your estranged sister
Anon me and the danukis have a bridge we'd like to sell you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994589
I'm aware. I spent a surprising amount of time trying to figure out those "rules" so as to not stifle any cool stuff.
We'll see if any anons who have complained in the past about being limited to MGE fantasy take the opportunity.

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>>44994601
What if she proves it through a blood test or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994626
They're not going to enter after last time and your story rules heavily implied that anything more edgy than fluff will get hit by the ambiguous bad faith rule.

[Anonymous No.]

>What are you drinking today?

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>>44994561
>Crawl into her bed and mess it up
>Laugh manically and make a run for it
>Spend the whole day riding high on how much you showed her
>Wake up in her bed the next morning with her happily wrapped around you

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>>44994649
Considering I made it through a stomach flu?
Nothing.

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>>44994626
As an aside. Why did you even feel the need to include rules?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994237
I mean, sure. But my point is bringing up people like Chinese Baphofag for example as somebody “doing more for the community than you” when 4chan is insular as fuck is a big ‘Yes, and?’ situation. Like it’s nice that Wikifag does the equivalent of wiping a nursing home invalid’s ass since he maintains more than creates but I’m not going to suck his dick for it.

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>>44994632
Sure, then that's cute.
Just be wary if she asks to nibble your neck for a taste test. Those are not clinical.

[Anonymous No.]

>fags trying to whine that basic shit like not including misery porn, cuckoldry and other garbage won't be allowed in the writing contest
>now trying to browbeat the other fag running it into letting cancer run free
Love it when these people eat their own.

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>>44994645
We'll see. Already got one nice submission and anons seemed pretty excited.
>>44994659
Someone else suggested it. And I like excruciatingly detailed rules and instructions. And contracts.
Nothing anyone isn't already doing. And again, I wanted to encourage people who didn't want to write MGE fantasy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994656
>>44994561
This is why it's important to study your guide books before messing with monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

College in MGC must be rough
But I will not lose!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994687
Speaking of the writing contest, is the veteran's category happening? I'm 7k words deep in my story now

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>>44994708
>Someone else suggested it.
You should stop listening to outsiders trying to co-opt the thread into being like one of the other places.
It's bad enough they dmca us constantly.

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>>44994717
yeah I plan to submit for it.
I've got something in the works right now but will write something specific for the contest too.

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>>44994681
Funnily enough I had a Vampire in mind when I had the idea in the first place. Something like Anon getting stolen away from his family at birth and ending up in the care of some middle of nowhere village while his original family's hometown got invaded by monsters and corrupted shortly after. Dunno if I'd want it to end up in incest over just staying as wholesome family bonding stuff but hey sometimes it just happens with monsters.

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>>44994708
Rules should’ve literally just been:
>Story must be between X and Y words
>Story must contain at least (1) monster girl
>No content that violate’s KC’s rules: [ hot link ]

Boom. Done.

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>>44994687
That's not what's happening. They just wanted some clarification. Kindly fuck off
>>44994717
It's participation based. There's a minimum number of people.

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>>44993253
>>44994237
>>44994589
>>44994645
>>44994673
>>44994732
Shut up mick, nobody cares about your ass bleeding. You got 0 votes before people even knew your story was written by a pest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994744
>No content that violate’s KC’s rules: [ hot link ]
This rule is not needed and stifles creativity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994738
>>44994748
Cool

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>>44994732
Shut the fuck up mick, there's no "us" with you and you are the outsider here. Go back to your buddies at /vg/, from what I know it already harbors butthurt anti-MGE faggots so join them.

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>>44994732
Fuck off mick, nobody wants to read your trash. You're not a regular and you've been nothing but fucking cancer since you started posting here you stupid faggot.

>>44994748
>they just wanted some clarification
No they didn't retard. They wanted to whinge about not being able to submit absolute trash about how murdering a monster's husband and fucking his wife on his corpse. Eat shit and if you can't see it now after the fucking Mick has been who you've been replying too who objectively isn't a good faith actor you're just fucking retarded at this point but what would I expect from a leftist.

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>>44994759
>This rule is not needed and stifles creativity.
How is no NTR and no bad ends stifling creativity

[Anonymous No.]

>bad faith
>Bad faith
>rules rules rules
>obey kc
>mge
It's all so tiresome that I'm pretty sure this contest is made in bad faith itself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994708
>And I like excruciatingly detailed rules and instructions. And contracts
Haha. I'm looking forward to it. Working on something I hope anons like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994782
Fuck off mick

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>>44994777
Because Mick is a cuck

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>>44994795
So where did you get the idea for the rules? The discord?

[Anonymous No.]

Latenite should draw a "this is bait" image so we have something on-topic to post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994808
pests are on overdrive trying to blame the mick. Quick to out themselves though.

[Anonymous No.]

This is what happens when you let gachatrannies into a thread by the way. They do everything they can to erase thread culture and ruin every thread they congregate in.

[Anonymous No.]

you get mexICAN SKELTON WOMEN AS WIFE
what do?

[Anonymous No.]

Consider hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994839
I've played Grim Fandango, I've got this

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>>44994759
>>44994782
>>44994802
>>44994823
Neck yourself mick. You're a singular parasite with literally negative clout speaking for nobody but the rot in your head.

Your posts are painfully obvious. Nobody believes you. Nobody wants to join in your gay retard petfucker crusade. Every place with even 1% functioning moderation curbstomps you on sight because you're a subhuman leech.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994754
Not the Mick but nice shooting Tex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994842
I considered Hebi but I still have to refuse her advances. I dislike snakes and yanderes remind me of my ex and honestly scare me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994712
I wish to be her "prisoner"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994712
Lady Albedo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994864
The mick has just become a catch all term they use to try and bully anons into submission. I'm certain that the writing contest is some wiki psyop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994864
>>44994903
>still samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994898
Trash series.

[Anonymous No.]

At any rate I hope the contest brings out new people and that anyone who doesn't win still uses it to bounce into a new career as writefags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994744
That would have been better, yeah. The additional bad faith rule stinks of secret club stuff. It's a vote anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994920
Just another day in MGT. My head canon is that he is illiterate and all the good stories getting posted makes him feel bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994777
That’s what I’m trying to wrap my head around as well. Like there are rules from KC himself about secondary creations so you might as well use them if you’re trying to keep the spirit of MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994744
>>44994938
Kill yourself, niggers. Furfaggots and NTRcucks need not apply.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994952
I don't think anons should be limited to mge.

[Anonymous No.]

Friends... does the discussion about the rules REALLY seem in good faith to you? Maybe giving him (you)s isn't the smart play here, just sayin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994952
They don't want to. They want to remove and destroy MGE because they're permamad faggots that want to be able to post monster girls being complete whores and post retard faggot shit like soldiers decapitating them en mass. These cocksuckers have no intentions on acting in good faith and they haven't for nearly a fucking year now all because that stupid nigger Wightfag had to be a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994968
>everyone who complains about eroding our culture is one person
>just accept it guys

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994777
Because you can't be "deep" without misery.

[Anonymous No.]

>niggers niggers niggers
Shut the FUCK UP and post monster memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994968
Maybe if mods weren't purposefully acting retarded and letting these raiding faggots run free we wouldn't be dealing with this problem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994937
That's the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994981

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994920
https://files.catbox.moe/l54amj.jpeg

Hi, you’re retarded.

>>44994951
I’m arguing against NTR faggotry and furries you nob slobbering boob. KC explicitly stated on his site “No ryona, death by sex, cuckoldry, etc.” on his goddamned site which is Word of God. If somebody, in their infinite wisdom, writes a Sith story then ignore it or throw it into the trash where it belongs. Simple.

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>>44994981

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994981
>Cleveland
Truly that Geizah hails from an accursed place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994985
Maybe the furry cuck will realize in a few months that he has wasted literally a year of his life shitposting and raiding here 24/7 while accomplishing nothing, and finally off himself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994985
We all did predict that February was just going to embolden these people and they apparently have enough time to put a 24/7 watch on the thread for leaks.

[Anonymous No.]

Dont take advice on writing contests from someone who wrote one thing and then deleted his account.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994981
Lift with your [ HARD, THROBBING LOVE ]

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any good MGE crossover fanfics, with grimdark stuff like WH40k but MGs actually win?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994993
>I’m arguing against NTR faggotry and furries you nob slobbering boob.
No you're not. Which is why you're trying to pick away at that faggot Murloc's rules because you're assmad that the rules use MGE as a base standard. Fucking really think I'm going to listen to you when you cocksuckers have been whining about MGE for over an hour now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995000
>We
How many voices are in your head Mick, for you to count yourself as "We"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995008
None that I can think of. I'm not against the idea, but it seems that authors drawn to crossovers tend to be of lower quality. It's really like it's a phase they go through early on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44993858
No, let me have my edgy ending. She will kill me and let me die while she search for someone better

[Anonymous No.]

Do you prefer girls who's ears and tail match her hair or is it okay if they're different colours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995000
>we
Nobody likes you, furfag. You came here after getting kicked out of the /vg/ thread for being an annoying faggot and came here because /jp/ moderation is about as useful as Walmart security. You are not, will not and never have been anything more than literal cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

Bye

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995024
I really hope murloc didn't accidentally take a shit on imageboard culture totally on his own.

[Anonymous No.]

Dragon hag trying to be young again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995050
Match. But hey foxgirls are foxgirls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995024
Read my original post about using KC’s rules, as in hot linking his website, that specifically details how Secondary Creations are to be handled. I know you’re an assmad moron who if brains were dynamite wouldn’t have enough to blow your fucking nose but if you want to dissuade faggots then LITERALLY point them to EXPLICIT FUCKING ENGLISH detailing what is and is not acceptable in MGE. I *literally* do not care about Murloc’s rules past that one stipulation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995046
Too late, your daughter is now sucking on your thumb and calling you "papa" while your wife writes her thesis on how loving affection is the most effective means for "stubborn" men like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995068
>gacha trash
Faggot
>>>/vg/ stay on your board.

[Anonymous No.]

dying, grimdark, and overall edginess of that variety is homosexual in nature

[Anonymous No.]

No matter how bad things get in my life at least I know I'll be a more functional person then the crazy(ies).
That said, I want a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995050
It makes you wonder if they're even real.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995104
no more hugs will

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995119
>no more hugs will
They got him. Straight to the yeti pits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995105
>>>/vg/
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

bogeys give better hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995150
them there's fighting words

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995150
How about a hybrid of Bogey and Yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Mick... M I C K
rearrange...
I'M KC?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995097

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995155
>cut to a bogey and yeti cuddling each other in a cuddle off

[Anonymous No.]

God this board's moderation is so fucking pathetic it's hilarious. Fuck vtumors for allowing this to happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995213
You have multiple boards for your shit you spambot-tier nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

Mods are asleep, post yetis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995217
>Fuck vtumors
I still don't understand why they're still here when they have their own schizo board. Granted, they started here on /justpedos/, but come on now.

[Anonymous No.]

Need big fluffy monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995240
All I've got are sneks. Do have one in a fluff variety though.

[Anonymous No.]

would an oni be okay with me making a kanabo for her?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995201
We do have far more in common in account of both being crazy than not, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>now he's replying to himself to post the models he stole
loving every laugh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995289
Just stick the kanabo dangling between yo legs into her funny zone.

[Anonymous No.]

so i know you guys do not like vtuber art, or art of characters from gatcha games, what other monster girls art sources do you prefer not to see

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995289
I'm very sure if you made one an Oni would regard it as her most sacred treasure, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>anon, the Makai Institute of Natural Sciences is a highly respected university
>it is not "clown college"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995312
That's just gas lighting. Post whatever, anons enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995320
>the haku says this while every student behind her is literally a damn bogie
>one of them is even putting bunny ears on her with her big old hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995232
How's that, guvnor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995320
something something "don't judge a book by its cover"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995312
Depends on the art. Stuff like this is amazing and I want more. Low effort stuff, not as much.
I care not from whence the art flows, so long as it flows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995320
If its not got a funny acronym then it isnt respectable nor a clown college

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995340
Kys mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995365
I imagine her being an actual ancient evil when I post her, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995320
>the bell rings to mark the end of a period
>TUTTUTURURUTUTTUTURURUURU

[Anonymous No.]

Sending my yeti wife to the anti-hugging camp for a month!
I'm sure nothing bad will happen afterwards!

[Anonymous No.]

I must go to a Yeti Village, hidden within the ice caverns to the north.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995363
I don't even LIKE foxes. So why am I compelled to snuggle up to that pink-haired beauty??

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995237
It's funny that every general on this board has nutjobs that mods refuse to do anything about, and in their case the mods ARE their nutjobs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995314
even if i make it all cutesy for her magical girl outfit I saw her with once

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994431
Cute dog paw print tattoo
Let's em know that she's playing the dog part well

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995347
>guvnor
I prefer my yetis in Canadian
why don't I have the flag waving yeti image

[Anonymous No.]

malef but magical girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995386
I remember finding out about the 3D Ran schizo, jesus fuck that kind of dedication is disturbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995451
I only saw him once. I don't really get it. Quick run down?

[Anonymous No.]

do you guys read monster girl stories or just look at pictures and fantasize

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995451
hes all out of Ran threads so now hes vandalizing a Chen threat instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995363
>Stuff like this is amazing and I want more.
Then stay in your stinking hole back on /vg/ you turbofaggot. The less gachaniggers posting here and ruining the thread the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995495
I play monster girl games, mostly. Three charms has something new right now, sequel churns them out, and youmaen just got translated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995495
Stories and fantasies are the only thing keeping me alive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995380
>Hidden yeti village
Do they have yeti kunoichi trained in the forbidden arts of hugjutsu?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994981
>Mamano Cleveland
The only place that might be as bad as Mamano Detroit, otherwise known as Wankanda, but at least Mamano Cleveland has Skyline/Goldstar Chili

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995480
Some insane autist spams ugly uncanny valley 3D Ran models in every thread even remotely related to her, he's been at it for years and mods are suspiciously complacent about him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995533
>TPB Monster Girls

Oh my fucking god.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995565
Fun hobby. But I raise you this.
https://files.catbox.moe/gjcxt7.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995588
Hmm, reminds me of one unwanted """game dev""" that keeps shitting up our threads with garbage 3D models

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995495
I write them and read them and fantasise about too many things to write about

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995613
You realize I post in other threads and this is where I encountered him, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995636
You both are the same boat

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995673
Nice cunny

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not going to fuck one of those lifeless husks!
It's disgusting. They are old, gross and nasty. They smell bad, and havent seen the light of day in years.
...but enough about dragons, go marry a zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995512
Only one way to find out anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995753
But I love neet dragon smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995753
Somewhere, A NEET dragon with a tail so fat she needs a cart to carry it around is crying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44994431
vega's improved a lot over the years

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995753
Not a big fan of either so...

[Anonymous No.]

can I fuck a succubus? is that allowed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995774
>big fat dragon tail

WHERE IS SHE

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>>44995509
>>44995510
>>44995619
got any recommendations?

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>>44995495
games, pictures, stories
it takes me a bit to actually sit down and read through a story though (let alone try and write one)

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>>44995774
I am just going to appear in her room, and gonna whisper in her ear if she needs some help

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>>44995804
i probably say this everytime but penywise and rsanon are among my favorite

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>>44995804
A few. I can post anything you can't find on your own. Any specific girls/plots you're looking for?

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>>44995798
In her NEET cave, so porbably her parents basement.
They had to install a lift for her tail so she can get out.
>>44995833
She's gonna try to grab you in a haze, only to miss if you step even a little bit backwards.
Her tail is effectively a ball and chain.

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>>44995512
>Yeti kunoichi who can break in silently and cuddle you in bed
>you’ll wake up hugging a strong, silent Yeti who won’t let go

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>>44995903
She's gonna wake up one morning to find me molesting the absolute fuck out of that fat tail. Her parents better not get in my way.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44995918
what are her motives

[Anonymous No.]

Touch loli demon horns
Touch loli demon tail
Touch loli demon wings
Touch loli demon ears

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>>44995946
to fulfil the contract by any means necessary

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>>44995903
I’m going to be what she assumes to be her delusion, gonna disappear when someon calls her her, is about to enter her room, or any attempt to prove I exist to ther people
And I’m going to dress up exactly like her male donutsteel oc

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>>44995958
loli is shit tho. I like my demons FULL SIZE. Tall, fierce, and dominant.

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>>44995965
That is beyond cruel

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995965
Sorry anon, you'll fail because you're competing with me the Big Fat Dragon Tail addict. I'm gonna have the in-laws kick you out. That's my tail to molest.

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>>44995804
If you're new then the goto authors who got me into writing are magus, crumblekun, and amoeba. Dothog and alpanon also post here and are pretty good too. Also pennywise was mentioned who is good. 6474131 on ao3 isnt bad either.
Assuming you knew them, then a story I read recently that I enjoyed was 'A fluffy game of strip mahjong' by mysteryid on ao3.
Finding good shit on ao3 isnt easy, but its doable. Finding good shit on tft or other sites I find harder. Not due to a difference in ratio of good to bad stories, but just I find it easier to sift bad from good on ao3.

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>>44995984
i'll still leave evidence that i was there tho
like hickies on her neck and bite marks on the base of her tail
>>44995989
I'm going for her twin sister

[Anonymous No.]

a dragon with a tail that fat would be chubby and pudgy

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>>44996009
Don't bully the sister. Besides if she has a twin who also has a Big Fat Dragon Tail, I'm claiming her as well. My lust for BFDT is insatiable.

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>>44995958
Yes, yes, yes, yes
>>44995979
Shit taste

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what if tail is stubby like a foot long but is like 4 ft wide?

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>>44995995
A big problem with sifting through stuff on a website like TFT is the absolute lack of quality control of their tagging I find.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996085
>Shit taste
Careful, you'll create a schism in the demonfag community

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995979
>Tall, fierce, and dominant.
Aren't you at all tempted by small, lewd and surprisingly submissive?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995979
Good taste.

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>>44995979
>>44996154

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>>44996139
Trawling through forums is much worse, but there are a couple gems.
I really recommend Sword and Claw by Fish on Land. It's bit rough, but a pretty good origin story for the DL and Hero. A nice long epic you can sink your teeth into.

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>>44996139
Yeah, it's a pain to sift through.
Also I'm not sure if there is a way for stories with multiple chapters to only appear once in searches
If anyone has any tft stories they recommend, feel free to share.

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>>44995363
>One year later
I didn't know foxes matured that fast.

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>>44996200
Holy shit I was looking for this earlier. I'd heard it was good a while back but couldnt find it now I wanted to sit and read it.
Thanks anon.

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>>44996201
OTAKUevangelist has some good demon stories.

[Anonymous No.]

is it wrong to pretned to be our wafiu's delusion and make her wonder if you are or not since you leave evidence of our existence

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>>44996208
Yay, I was useful. I've got a PDF if you'd like it. Either that or you're going to scroll through a lot of forum posts.

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>>44996220
Very. Wives are made to be spoiled and cherished and loved.

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>>44996228
Sure, if you dont mind posting it. Thanks anon.
While we are on the subject of finding stories, does anybody know the name of that one manticore story where it's a cop living with a batshit manticore who slowly opens up to him? Wanted to reread it.

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>>44996261
https://gofile.io/d/nM0dyY
Enjoy!

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>>44996261
This?
https://pastebin.com/dPpxue6f

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>>44996249
but its so fun to mess with her, its fun messing with a straight laced haku and dressing like her donut steel oc, its makes me fun good to make her smile and don't worry after shes more used to me I'll become "real" before her

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>>44996320
>pink
NO! My one weakness!

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>>44996309
yep, thanks anon, have an oni

[Anonymous No.]

What if your monster daughter was an Ipad kid?

https://youtu.be/-qdFNeDWZDw

[Anonymous No.]

Protect and shelter

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>>44996338
that would imply that you let that happen

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>>44995995
I suppose it's good we do still have some resident writefags and drawfags.
Some new blood wouldn't hurt, but at least we got some new writers and returning old ones this year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996341
latina dormouse, imagine latina hatter, and latina jabberwock

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996360
Hatina in a cordovan

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>>44995958
I would only touch and go balls deep in a loli Troll

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>>44996374
>cordovan
spainard hatter is okay
but latin american hatter is better, her sombrero is way larger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996352
I think new blood, writers or not would be a great thing. People discovering things I like makes me happy. It'd be nice to feel some of that adventure and newness again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44995312
>You guys
It's the one backseat janny

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wonderland cow

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>>44996352
I think if a writing contest - this one or the last - gets even one person into writing, then it's a success.
For new writers in the thread this year, both dogfaced and dothog seem to be sticking with writing, and hopefully this writing contest and the year to come will yield some more talent.

[Anonymous No.]

>be part of an underground TailCare porn ring
>without any humility, I can say for certain that I'm the best man in the world at TailCare and our sales proved it
>have a strict rule for TailCare porn
>It's all TailCare with zero fucking that goes into cringe wannabe TailCare porn
>I've got standards you know
>get arrested and waiting to go on trial for tax evasion and failure to consummate sexual desires
>Dragon DA walks in and sits down across from me
>introduces herself and asks if some others can join us
>sure
>second Dragon enters who she introduces as her aunt
>uh huh
>next is a Ryu who looks embarrassed to be there and is apparently a cousin from her dad's side of the family
>uh huh
>then a Wurm who has a big cheeky grin on her face, another cousin from her dad's side
>starting to see where things are going
>Dragon DA stands up and splays her tail across the table in front of me
>notice the tip of the Ryu's tail sliding up across the my lap and feel the Wurm's heavy tail suddenly flopped onto my shoulders
>DragonAunt drops her thick tail with a hefty thump that shakes the table
>let's make a deal Anon

And that's the story of how I met your mothers, my precious little daughterus.

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>>44996470
Murloc writes, albeit glacially. I really wish HCM had stuck around though. His story was great and the shitposters went after him harder than anyone else.

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>>44996495
HCM?

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>>44996508
high class mamano
one of the writing contest entrants

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>>44996508
HighClassMamono. He wrote the story with the pauper and the lilim.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44996495
HCM is the best example why bunkertards need to be kept at a distance. Mick and the others love to concern troll about big bad gatekeepers scaring away OC makers, but this guy got completely smashed because of /pol/tardation and one sentence in his story.

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>>44996421
Milk tastes funny

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>>44996495
I wish Newnon stuck around.

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>>44996523
HCM deserved it. Same with the mick and other faggots. MGE is supposed to be a perfect world.

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>>44996533
its of the grape flavor

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>>44996487
think of all the tail care and services dragons must have

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>>44996550
Him too. I wonder if they just didn't enjoy writing or if the clowns shitting drama everywhere scared them off. Maybe they'll reappear for the new contest.

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>>44996470
I would have stuck with writing too if you didn't fucking drive me from it.

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>>44996470
Are either of them active/working on something?

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>>44996554
Ok? Nobody fucking asked. If you don't like it go to somewhere that enforces that crap.

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>>44996523
HCM is a leftist tranny nigger lover

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>>44996586
>>44996596
You're the one nobody cares about, mick

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>>44996607
His story had the most soul and I think it took too long for us to realize that.

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>>44996607
>/pol/tard wordsoup
Just proving my point. Shouldn't you fucks be busy subverting MGR now?

[Anonymous No.]

this is something tha happened before
word for word

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>>44996615
>>44996636
>still samefagging

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>>44996636
Anon, they already run MGR. They just pretend they don't.

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>>44996615
That's a good way of putting it. The other stories were great, but you can't get much more heartwarming and "MGE" than someone with literally nothing finding happiness and genuine love. It might not be exciting, but it will make anyone with a heart smile on a cold day.

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>wake up
>See this
what do?

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>>44996657
laugh as I imagine her staying in the same pose for several hours waiting for me to wake up

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>>44996657
Take her in for a healthy reduction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996587
I should have already finished something, but bouts of procrastination and glacial pace when I do try to write are a poor combination.

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>>44996657
Go back to sleep

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>>44996642
And now a story like that would instantly get disqualified for bad faith because it upsets the crazies that come here.
That additional rule is fully incompatible with the free for all nature of posting we have here.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't reply to him. Just don't do it.

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>44996673
>mick defending the guy who was trolling the writing contest by slipping in blackedshit
Figures

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>>44996673
>with the free for all nature of posting we have here.
We're lucky you're so blatant with that shitposting

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>>44996554
>MGE is supposed to be a perfect world.
nta but isn't it explicitly not with things like the Order controlled countries existing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996688
>Order controlled countries
without them who do mamono have to capture and "corrupt"?

[Anonymous No.]

Is it a monster girl? Is it a regular girl in animal clothes?
You decide!

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>>44996587
I took a break from writing the last month to do something else, and am now getting the first half of my story ready to post in the next week.
Therefore, it'll be out next year.
>>44996669
I feel you. we can do it, I believe in the power of artfairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>don't like bunker schizos bringing their insanity to our thread
>end up enabling schizo mick
aaaaaah fuck this I'm going to sleep. I wish I could turn back time to before corona, before all this shit

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>>44996698
>an imperfection in the name of making a type of story
I thought that was verboten.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996657
bite her nipples

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>>44996688
They're the bad guys, faggot. They're meant to be defeated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996684
I'm not entering. I would obviously just get instantly kicked for being me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996713
Nobody wants your nigger fetish in this thread. Take it elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996717
How can it be perfect if there's bad guys oppressing people
>>44996727
not your boogeyman schizo

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>>44996714
you will end up getting milk waterboarded

[Anonymous No.]

Once again Murloc and his band of faggots ruin another thread.

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>>44996698
>In front of the Demon Lord, two buttons:
>One calls forth her horny hordes. Peace and happiness is finally brought to the Order peasants. The evil nobles running the country are dealt with. Forevermore, nothing but love and prosperity for the whole world.
>The other allows them to continue existing just so mamono can fulfill their conqueror/healing fetishes.
Agonized sweating

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>>44996732
Monsters make the perfect world. One without any nigger lovers like you.

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>>44996737
>someone on an anonymous image board interjects into a conversation with a different opinion
>clearly this must be a coordinated attack

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>>44996736
not possible this cow will be milked

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>>44996744
still not your nigger loving boogeyman schizo

[Anonymous No.]

Had to be me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996737
These monsters. Promoting new content and being nice!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996765
Too many rules. Breaks thread culture.

[Anonymous No.]

Opinions on monster girl daughters deciding to become wives of their fathers alongside their mothers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996636
>/pol/tard wordsoup
Post nose nigger lover

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996777
mindflayer correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996777
Incest is never okay. It's squicky no matter how you look at it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996688
The order represents Zionism, usa tranny policies and nigger worship

[Anonymous No.]

Left the thread for a couple of months what the fuck is the bunker and mick shit that there's all this yelling about

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996782
oy vey, I've been found out!

[Anonymous No.]

>some contest begins
>the shitters pop out of the woodworks

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>>44996813
Just a bunch of schizophrenic anons yelling about imaginary bogeymen

[Anonymous No.]

>Schizo Mick is trying to use "thread culture" as his argument now without even having any idea what it means
Thank god that retard is utterly braindead, I don't think I've ever seen such a malicious rat fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

The last hour is a good example to our new or returning authors. We got a bunch of sharing stories and people being nice to our writefriends. Then shitposters get mad that people are happy.
Remember this: they'll shitpost no matter what you do. Regardless of whether you write. The rest of us will be happy to read something cozy. The readers on AO3 tend to be even kinder.
Don't let the clowns stop you. You're going to have to endure it either way, so why not write that story you've been messing with in your head? If nothing else, you'll piss off the shitposters who want to kill our content.

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>>44996830
Total kike death

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996813
>couple months
This shit has been going on for nearly eight, you're full of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996813
Ever since a big drama in february some groups started getting really emboldened to take out the trash(us).
tl;dr if you post paywalled content here they dmca is almost instantly. Have you seen the new girl?

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>>44996865
Are the shitposters in the room with us anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996865
I don't really want to write a cait sith mge story but I might write an original setting one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996877
They come to pay rent everyday.

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>>44996865
Why do you keep trying to push retarded bullshit like Mick's MGE teardowns, unironic blackedshit and other nonsense to destroy the thread and act like you're innocent? These fucking people always come around when you're here so take your fucking buddies and leave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996877
yes, right here >>44996872

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996865
It' what the writefairies would want. I will do it for them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996870
There's been shitposting for two years schizo I'm asking about this mick and bunker shit specifically
>>44996872
>Have you seen the new girl?
Yeah?

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>>44996872
You can't use tl;dr and then type something nearly as long as what you're trying to summarize you retarded fucking furnigger newfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996865
Well said.
It's sad that these threads are just ignoring a fair percentage of posts, but there is gold amongst the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991448
For whatever reason I had a mandela effect for awhile where I thought queen bees had their own profile like queen slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996813
A mentally ill irish furry cuckold and a few other /trash/ parasites have been constantly shitposting the thread for nine months because they hate KC and MGE. Retarded irish furry in question >>44996771 >>44996872 (and a few dozen other easily identifiable posts earlier just in this one thread)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996865
>our content
Lmao your not fooling anyone mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996897
>two years
Horseshit you retarded newfaggot. You just said you were gone for "months" and now you're trying to back it up to the last two years? Even then you'd know what the bunkerfags are from since these cunts have been a thorn in our side since 2014.

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>>44991973
anon, now she’s gonna force-drink you so much of her slime that she’s all you’re gonna be peeing for the next 3 days

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996906
They'll eventually get bored. My filter list just gets bigger and bigger so things are pretty peaceful for me at this point. I did really enjoy the coziness earlier though.

[Anonymous No.]

Genie, I wish for a moderation team!
I wish for them to be free!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996921
I said the SHITPOSTING had been around for that long not the names I'm asking about. Are you fucking retarded or just trying to make yourself angry for your own pleasure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996942
You know what they say, you get what you pay for.

[Anonymous No.]

Just post monster girls. It's easier.

[Anonymous No.]

so i cast
RAIN OF WURMS

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996957
but I just paid for my new roof

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996957
thats a worm

[Anonymous No.]

Couldn't live with your own failures and where did that bring you?

Back to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996957
I'm not worried, I got an umbrella.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996968
Based breathfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996946
"Bunker" has been used for longer than the two years you've unfortunately been here for, newfaggot. Been used ever since the cripple shut down 8fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996965
>>44996967
>>44996971
too bad so sad

[Anonymous No.]

Poke the bean
Poke the bean
Poke the bean
Poke the bean
POKE
THE
BEAN

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996968
>>44996977
Fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997014
>>>/vg/
wrong board, troglodyte

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997009
Mating press hellhound into submission
Anything else is homosexuality

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997009
no i only poke wurms that are in the burrow then run when they come out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997035
Yeah, wouldn't want to have gay sex with a woman.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997028
I post monster girls here. Just not mge ones. Ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997046
But I was told kissing girls is gay

[Anonymous No.]

>in line at a Taco Bell drive thru waiting on my delicious garbage
>listening to the radio talk about the monster girls swarming around the world for their husbands armed with magic crystal balls
>feel my car suddenly lifted into the air
>wtf
>roll down the window and look down the side of the car
>see a Wurm holding it up in one hand with a crystal ball in the other with a bright blue arrow pointing at me
>HUSBAND I FOUND YOU
>hold on for dear life as she tears down the highway at 80 miles per hour towards home
>barely register our arrival as she rips the door off the car, grabs me and zooms straight through the front door and into the bedroom
>wake up two days later in her arms and starving
>this is my life now

[Anonymous No.]

It sure is wurm in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997035
But what if i want something a little more gnetle and intimate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997046
>>44997063
Being dominated by a woman is gay

[Anonymous No.]

Did anyone play wurm armageddon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997077
>implying you wouldn't be drinking fucktons of wurm milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997087
But it feels so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997079
This Wurm is what all true Anons strive for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997048
Which is why you're a cancerous faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997087
>by woman
>gay
Not my fault you can't stop thinking about getting pegged or futafucked

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997085
Leg locked missionary position

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997086
Could a wurm eat a holy hand grenade without getting stomach ache?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997102
Not really. Mge just has too many bad memories now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997114
no but thats why you are there

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997124
What, because KC wouldn't draw you a picture?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997124
Just fuck off back to /vg/, holy shit. You hate MGE/KC and you came from there, there is nothing for you in this thread anymore, you're nothing but a speck of shit under out boot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997077
>>in line at a KFC drive thru waiting on my nostalgia for the glorious 90s chicken
>>listening to the radio talk about the monster girls swarming around the world for their husbands armed with magic crystal balls
>>feel someone enter the seat next to me
>>wtf
>>see a Demon and her crystal ball with a bright blue arrow pointing at me reading the menu with a look of disgust
>>I can prepare something far nice for you at home, Husband.
>>hold on for dear life as she flies me at 80 miles per hour towards home
>>barely register our arrival as she almost rips the front door of its hinges, and zooms straight into the bedroom
>>wake up two days later in her arms and comfortably full from all her delicious cooking
>>this is my life now

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997096
Still gay
>>44997104
I didn't say anything about pegging or futa, your the one who brought them them up
Says a lot about you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997149
>*nom*
>*muffled hallelujah*
>*smoke from wurms mouth*
>*sad wurm*
>*anon shakes head and grabs a tub of rocky road ice cream*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997151
>>44997152
I like monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997151
Ah. looking back i should have just asked for the cat doing cowgirl or something.
That would have been epic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997158
I suddenly have this image of a very disappointed Demon on her first date with Anon, still trying to get him to sign the contract, as she looks at an Applebee's menu. She's gonna scoop him up and take him to somewhere with real class. The Cheesecake Factory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997180
Too bad you're not wanted here you raiding faggot. Go spam cuck porn with your faggot buddies elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997124
>>44997180
>hates MGE
>spends literally all day every single day in a thread full of MGE fans discussing MGE almost exclusively
And that's why everone calls you the schizo mick, because you unironically belong in a white padded cell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997176
this needs to be a latenight pic, this is just perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997202
LMAO. Thanks anon, I needed that. Fuck me, Olive Garden was my family's choice for special occasions.

[Anonymous No.]

Time for a change.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997218
Don't forget he is also KC's attack dog even though he hates KC.
So basically he is a tsundere in addition to being a schizo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997252
Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997176
How could wurm eat the holy relic that is the holy hand grenade of wan 'n wock?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996377
>I would only touch and go balls deep in a loli Troll
Half of the entire Encyclopedia would make great lolis to go balls deep in

[Anonymous No.]

So after having conformation that gachafaggots are either the Mick or his /trash/ buddies does that mean we can finally get rid of these cancerous tumors? Even without the connection between the two they already played their hand and admitted to wanting to get rid of MGE in the past when they went right into MGE doomposting after getting called annoying faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997262
Fuck off retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997282
>does that mean we can finally get rid of these cancerous tumors
Lolno, better become buddy-buddy with fags on 4janny staff IRC if you want to have anything done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997262
This claim appeared out of nowhere 1-2 days ago with no evidence supporting it. It's probably just schizo mick himself trying to cause confusion, seeing he's always whining about muh patreon and begging for leaks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997265
it was a shiny rock, she just had to

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997290
>>44997296
>Mick asks for patreon leak
>gets dmca'd minutes after being posted
Do you really need any evidence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997318
Fuck off retard. Are you the same faggot a few days ago that tried to link random posts saying they were some gatekeeper that also "chased Yerb off" only for a basic archive search to reveal it was the faggot fucking mick in BOTH cases? Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997293
I suggest compiling specific Mick insanity moments on warosu to make the case, especially the early ones.
>>44997296
Yeah, random nobodies can't make DMCA claims on somebody else's behalf and he would have already bragged here if KC acknowledged his existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>so you like big meaty tails, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997282
But a lot of gacha girls would fit right into MGE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997367
To smug needs rape correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997367
I'm gonna pamper that tail so hard she goes brain-dead for a whole goddamn week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997376
No they wouldn't. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44996968
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997367
too thin
i need it with rolls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997347
>I suggest compiling specific Mick insanity moments on warosu to make the case, especially the early ones.
All the years on this shithole of internet taught me that arguments and facts are worthless, you are either noisy and annoying enough to build notoriety or have enough clout via your e-persona to influence things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997396
Spoken like a true scatfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997376
>do me in front of everyone
Nope, the femdomfag wouldn't allow it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997265
>First shalt thou take out the Holy Wan and Wock to dinner, then shalt thou count to three courses, no more, no less.
>Three shall be the number thou shalt count for burgers bought for the wock, and the number of bones given to the wan shall be three.
>Four meals shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three which is dessert.
>Five courses is right out
>Once course number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou face into the holy wan and wock's boobs, and thou shall sniff it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997376
>>44997408
>replying to yourself to give your shit legitimacy
You're not going to fool anyone except for /jp/'s incompetent moderation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997425
20% raise should motivate them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997403
I don't think breath classifies as scat. Unless she eats the poopoo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997408
What is it with femdomfags being mentally ill

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997435
But anon! 20% of zero is still zero!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997454
Okay, they're driving a hard bargain. 50% then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997461
50% is STILL zero anon! You're gonna make the Hakus mad now!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997461
Still zero

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997470
For fuck's sake. Fine, double their salary!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997477
Oh no, anon...
They're gonna make a personal visit...

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon asks a Haku if she can give him a refresher course
>Haku, naturally thinking he's flirting and it's going to be a sex ed course starts stripping out of her clothes
>To her surprise he actually wants to take a refresher course for old math and science stuff he's been starting to forget.
>and then have sex with her but that comes later

[Anonymous No.]

>Night of the Rampaging Master

[Anonymous No.]

i assosciate succ with swarms now.
like you know how bees deal with invaders by swarming them with their bodies until they cook?
that, but a dozen or so naked succubus pressing their bodies into me.
literally a wall of succ.
alternatively, bee or waps doing the same thing.

[Anonymous No.]

dwarf

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997521
shouldn't he be dead?

[Anonymous No.]

Gimme some sly and/or suspicious danukis!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997521
>Kikiiii... iiiit's time for your paid time oooooff...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997573
shoggy would never allow it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997521
>>44997587
oh no! looks like Kiki didn't strategically take enough half days and now she's earn an all expenses paid 3 week luxury holiday to the summervile isles!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997521
that's not very nice to your staff

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997534
>group of bee girlsdefend their nest from invaders by agressively twerking at high speeds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997521
>>44997587
>>44997617
man Kiki films are weird

[Anonymous No.]

perhaps the real monsters... were the giant black flaming dogs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997638
>accidently walk near the hive
>all you hear is clap clap clap clap clap

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997521
>the shoggoth out of space

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997617
>gets back after 3 weeks
>eyes are bloodshot
>cleans the whole house without a word
>turns to you when she's done
>starts crying
>full ugly cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997521
>>44997650
>the maid witch horror

[Anonymous No.]

>>44985300

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997654
this is terrible, clearly she needs extended paid leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997654
>It was h-huh-HORRIBLE mastah!
>They told me I couldn't clean my own room, or the lounge area!
>They told me I had to rest and relax! Me!
>I couldn't even clean the POOL! They had some stupid slime cleaning it!
>Oh how I hated her mastah! She looked at me with that stupid smug grin on her face because she KNEW she was doing it wrong!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997534
imagine a swarm of succubi around you, carrying you off to their nest (their apartment.)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997521
>>44997587
>>44997617
>Kiki thinks she's escaped in the car of one of the staff
>it's actually a taxi
>heading straight to the airport

[Anonymous No.]

Spider girls aren't so tough. Just put a cup on them and they're trapped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997640
just wait till you see The Shog from Another World

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997680
>crying stops
>looks at you with a smile
>her eyes are closed
>her face is shaded
>"master needs correction..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997685
>Go out to get groceries
>20 or so succubi enter the shop
>One moment your looking into the freezer for some oven meals
>The next, surrounded on all sides by succ
>Get pinned inbetween several of them and walked off - they don't even lift you up, it's just the hydrostatic pressure of their tits and hips
>Last thing you hear before the heat and smell of perfume take you is "mate, mate, mate, mate" being chanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997534
>>44997685
>>44997718
Does this imply that there's a Succ Queen for the Succ Drones?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997739
Ever heard of Lilim?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997712
What do you do if she bites through the cup?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997739
It's more of an anarcho succubus commune where each succ takes turns being the leader succ

[Anonymous No.]

Remember; any sort of instant meal or frozen meal in a mamono grocery store is a trap for single men. You can only safely buy them if you are married off to a monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997718
>Going grocery shopping in MGC
>Going to the frozen tv dinner or the instant ramen aisle is like painting a target on yourself that screams I am single
Assuming the cashier succ doesn't claim you herself you ain't getting out of that parking lot without being worried about by some hag who thinks you can't take care of yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997751
Different monster! Shut up!

>>44997753
Does that mean I can make a cute hat for the one currently in charge?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997264
what is your problem man

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997752
Put a second cup on their butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997766
So what do i have to buy to get a Amazon to come after me?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997408
>'the' femdomfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997774
Anon, Lilim are just snowflake succubi. Perfect for a dorky ruler of a simpleminded swarm of succubi.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997787
Base ingredients you can't eat raw, to show that you can actually cook.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997816
>cut to anon eating sticks of dry spaghetti

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997767
>Go through check out with a cart full of all the instant and unhealthy things you can get
>Somehow no one noticed your misdeeds, until now.
>The cashier is visibly nervous, pressing a silent alarm for moments like this.

[Anonymous No.]

>you now remember when the big, charismatic, born to rule and powerful lilim lost to genki succ in the anarcho succubus commune election

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997826
This is like trying to pass through airport security with a trolley-cart full of enriched uranium

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997828
since when do anarchists have elections?
my votes on ms greenworm by the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997739
>Succ Queen
>oldest Succubus sister
>manages the finances and keeps the household orderly by ensuring all girls get equal access to Hubby

>Succ Lieutenants
>younger sisters of the Succ Queen who keep things organized while she's away doing important things like paying bills

>responsible for overseeing completion of all household chores
>Succ Drones
>human women who were converted into Lesser Succubi by the Succ Queen
>responsible for providing income or taking care of household duties like cooking and cleaning

>Hubby/Swarm King
>responsible for producing many daughterus

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997840
i see someone hasn't brushed up on their Kropotkin

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997845
>MOM!
>SIS IS CALLING ME A LOWLY LIEUTENANT AGAIN!
>AND SHE CALLED THE NEIGHBOURS A DRONE!
control your dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997867
>neighbor's human daughter looking around nervously
>she doesn't want to become a Succubutt
>she's still waiting on her Ushi Oni blood to arrive

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997867
as retaliation for being mean to drones (and because i feel a little bad for them...), I'll make sure to lavish the most sex, attention, and affection on those hardworking lil' things!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44991873
Dang, I was almost bamboozled.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997898
Don't worry, the Queen's chief duty is to ensure the Drones get as much sex as possible so they evolve into true Succubutts. Lieutenants that bully Drones are forced to eat out Drone butts while Hubby gives the Drone pie after pie. Drones are very much satisfied with the arrangement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44985300

[Anonymous No.]

bees or wasps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997933
bees... wasps are scary. bees are fuzzy!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997933
wasps... bees are docile. wasps are protective!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997933
Bees are cute and give honey, wasps are aggressive assholes.

[Anonymous No.]

Once again I 'm drunk, fuck you I love chesh and kiki and bunyip. Vive la France

[Anonymous No.]

NO NOT THE BEES

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997933
Wasps are strong and protect the hive, bees are passive wageslaves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997941
>>44997953
Well now I don't know what to think...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997990
wasps get aggressively cuddled by bees until they cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998005
Only the Japanese bees do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998005
>wasp breaks into hive to steal anon
>gets cooked by bee fuzz
>wakes up next to anon and surrounded by bees
>try to forcefully plap anon
>get cooked by bee fuzz
>repeat until wasp domiciled into less of a thug, and more of a tomboy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997995
Why do bee girls always do this? They'll just put their crotch in your face or hover around for hours on end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997941
It's true, bees *are* fuzzy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998021
either that or they give her an apron and send her to the kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998047
Bumblebees especially, they're the cutest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998021
Imagine every time you got angry a bunch of bees jumped on top of you and cuddled you until you calmed down

[Anonymous No.]

>hear a knock at the door
>open it up
>see a flash of white and then feel a cold embrace
>notice a bus parked outside
>there's a lady driving it who gives a blank look with a slight smile before waving and driving off
>look down and see there's a Zombie squeezing me
>"DAHLIN WARM"
>notice an envelope tucked into her shirt pocket
>pull it out and open it
>there's a packet of information from a Ms. Lich
>first thing I notice is her favorite food is chili con carne, the spicier the better
>oh no, I was-
>her eyes snap open as the scent from the kitchen drifts to the doorway
>ten minutes later you're both seated at the kitchen table with her in my lap sharing a big heaping bowl of chili
>notice a small crystal ball with a bright blue arrow pointing at me from the hallway where she'd dropped it
>feel her keep wiggling back and forth on my lap, pressing her back into my chest and happily humming as she eats
>well, I guess this is my life now

[Anonymous No.]

>Be anon
>wear super cool armor
>nothing will get through it
>nope
>nuh uh
>strongest metal there is
>god you love metal
>get into fight with a bunch of mere bees
>one grabs you
>then another
>holy shit all you can see is yellow and black
>but it's fine!
>their puny stingers can't pierce your cool armour
>getting kind of warm though
>really warm
>holy shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998056
>get very mad at something silly and punch the wall
>nearest bee immediately zeroes in on you and latches onto your side, humming quietly
>"h-hey- Giselle, get off of m-"
>pair of bees in the adjacent room make a beeline (ha) for you and latch onto your back and other side
>try and stagger away
>another pair of bees come, drawn in by the humming noise
>fall down under the weight of the bees
>bees continue to accumulate
>buried under soft, plush bees
>nearest one nuzzles your face and says everything is okay
>bee'd

[Anonymous No.]

>You will never get cooked by bee girls of various sizes, heights and body types
>You will never fall unconcious to the sound of gentle buzzing and brushing of fuzz against every exposed bit of skin on you

[Anonymous No.]

Who knew the humble bee possessed such strength...

[Anonymous No.]

Just make sure they aren't killer bees before you approach the hive. Killer bees will not be gentle with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998143
there is strength in number and in the hivemind
try wasp posting on 4mon only for a thousand bees to reply 'cooked' simultaneously

[Anonymous No.]

>want to enter the hive
>they make you do a stupid dance at the entrance

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998132
>>44998128
naughty anons get put in the Bee Chamber

[Anonymous No.]

I should let you go, talk to you later anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998087
Better Wight her soon, anon. Or else your wife is gonna remember all the embarrassingly cute moments like when she spilled chili and started tearing up over wasting your food and you had to sing her favorite lullaby to cheer her up!

[Anonymous No.]

can someone post the bee/wasp comparison pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998163
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk

[Anonymous No.]

Wasps aren't so scary. I bet they just act tough so they don't get bullied! I'm gonna give one a hug right now and tell her she doesn't have to be scared!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998219
They will be videotaped, photographed, and pasted into scrapbooks for going over teasingly in a few years.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998265
I hope you like wasp rape balls, because if you thought getting cooked by bee fuzz was bad, getting roasted by toned wasp thighs and abs is worse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997367
All I'm asking for is to be a low level adventurer who routinely gets bullied by higher-level monsters in lewd ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998219
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcYG-5b7448

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998219
>>44998266
>200 years later, we're at a birthday gala to celebrate Ms Lich's 1,000th birthday
>give Ms Lich a DVD filled with home videos from her Zombie days
>she sits beside me with a forced smile as the whole extended family watches her pre-Wight decades unfold
>her big and little sisters, all having become Wights as well, shift uncomfortably as their husbands all share similar looks
>the birthday gala for Ms Lich is sure to feature more home videos
>I wake up a week later after being "punished" for sullying her dignity
>she asks if her mom loved the DVD as she snuggles against me, face buried in my neck
>the smile peaking out from under Ms Lich's hood would say yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998301
ms manticore says she has something really cool to show me in the wilderness

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998318
But isn't the wilderness a pvp area? I guess it makes sense for cool stuff to be out there, but I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

Elf

[Crumble No.]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30589223/chapters/128818873

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998334
Hey kid, you see that demon silver scimitar out there? It's free for the taking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998301
Think you can just wander into her zone to farm mobs do ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998318
PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP
GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED GET TAILED

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998301
I prefer the humiliation of a high level adventurer falling to the temptations of a low level succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998363
I think I do and I think she's just a bonus.
I even brought meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998301
Being bullied by a Hellhound with a Skull on her nameplate is peak adventuring. Sure your days as a hero/adventurer are over but one day your daugtheru or son will grow up to be stronger than both you and your new wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998380
I want to be a high level adventurer and bully the low level monsters in lewd ways.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998363
Built for instant loss

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998388
>Bribe powerful monsters with comically over-sized stretch meat
Your tribute will be accepted, you can stay, but not for too long.

[Anonymous No.]

Prepare for hugs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998301
>>44998419
I wonder what she'll do if you make it to the nearest town/city before she can catch you? She probably won't risk tangling with the high level guards, but she'll catch you eventually.
For now you'll just see her from outside of your inn room window, pacing back and forth, tail swishing in an agitated manner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998450
Yoogey

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998459
A hunter is patient, if she has her sights on (you) she will wait till you fuck up and leave town for some silly herb gathering quest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998450
wighthorns nefarious comrade

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998363
She looks hungry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998459
>I wonder what she'll do if you make it to the nearest town/city before she can catch you?
>Anon running towards the town, his gear damaged, pants removed and currently clenched in the teeth of the Hellhound running on all fours in pursuit of him.
>"OUT OF MY WAY! OUT OF MY WAY! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT HOUND IS GONNA KICK MY BUTT?!"

It's a tough call to make for a town guard, keep the gates open so you can help this unfortunate adventurer, but put the town at risk? Or close the gates shut and leave him to his fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998450
I can never be more ready. I don't know if this is a coincidence or was prompted by my earlier post, but I'm glad to see this either way.

[Anonymous No.]

mailman malef annihilating porch pirates

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998506
it's irresponsible to aid someone being pursued by a wurm
the following damage to infrastructure simply cannot be justified

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998523
sounds like a job for ms mimic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998525
>Wurm coils around the adventurer, before dragging him underground, speeding back towards her burrow.
Such is life for an adventurer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998450
My girl. What have they done to my girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998571
She needed to be patched up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998450
Oh god... Man was not meant to witness cuddles of this ilk

[Anonymous No.]

sex with fire monsters while they or I are tied up on a stake on a pyre is kinky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998586
Bonus points if she's a sallymander

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998665
i'd a crow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998676

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998676
Crows are cute birbs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998676
you get a magpie, best I can do for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44987221
>anons showing off their super special, ultra hybrid, donut steel waifus at the husband meet up
>one guy proudly showing off his xl host wife in the midst of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998900
she stole my heart, and several of my possessions

[Anonymous No.]

I'm bored now. How much appetite is their for some original setting building right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998916
when does making fuck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998878
who tops?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998900
Magpies are cute and can be more colorful than you expect.
https://files.catbox.moe/9v8cjn.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998933
>monster girls aren't succs and aren't sex obsessed
>but monster boys don't exist and the ratio is a fairly skewed toward female. Only human men.
>so it's a matriarchy where men are treated with kiddies gloves most of the time

[Anonymous No.]

post rare mgs.

[Anonymous No.]

>high school teacher
>the portals opened three months ago and monster girls are finally enrolling in our high schools
>every single day I now get leering looks from teenaged monster girls
>sure, it's legal if they're monster girls but I have to maintain my dignity as a teacher
>one morning, I notice that my neighbor has five monster girls living with him now
>a week later, another neighbor has a monster girl wife
>two weeks later, yet another neighbor has a monster girl wife
>notice monster girls walking around when I'm out and about with crystal balls
>they walk up to a guy, grab him and carry him off
>wtf
>throw myself into my work and go out as little as possible
>in my classroom one day after school grading papers when I hear a hushed argument outside the door
>get up and open the door
>two juniors standing there in a stand off of some kind
>recognize one as a Vampire and the other as a Dhampir
>they both have one of those crystal balls in hand with a blue arrow pointing at me
>I'm in danger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998978

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998978
cat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998978
MGE mgs that aren't all lookalikes/clones of the illustrated specimen of an entry/bio.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998978
We need more jerboa girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998978
Displacer-chan is pretty rare.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998990
Tell them you'll only marry them if they graduate school with straight A's! Surely they'll never manage something like that!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999051
barb knows what's up

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999051

[Anonymous No.]

Allow monsters to collar you, you will be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999133
plus when i get lost they'll know where to return me to

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999074
>they keep trying to seduce me until finally I relent and promise to marry them but only if they can manage perfect grades
>they throw themselves into their studies with a fervor that I've never seen before
>they also spend just as much time trying to sabotage each other so they don't have to share
>they start up a study group and begin tutoring other students which causes the average GPA to increase by .5
>a little over a year later and it's graduation time
>sitting at the graduation ceremony feeling incredibly nervous because they've been staring me down like predators for the past month
>the moment the ceremony is over they're at my side
>feel myself lifted into the air, holy shit they were this strong the whole time, and moving as they each grab a leg and carry me out of the gymnasium
>their moms are outside already where a limo is waiting with the door open
>they jump in with me and the Kikimora driver peels out, bringing the limo well beyond the speed limit
>five minutes later we stop outside my house...or what used to be my house holy shit that's a fucking mansion now you built that in four hours?
>they pick me up and carry me straight into the house, kicking the door shut behind them
>wake up three days later with my neck and shoulder covered in bite marks
>they're both hugging one arm against their chest and have their legs wrapped around one of my legs with their heads resting against my neck
>this is my life now I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998990
>high school teacher
If you think that's a tight spot, imagine teaching a class of monster elementary schoolers.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999171
you try and get a jubjub to pay attention to the lesson

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997933
wasps seem mean but are really just highly protective of you and their family. They might seem rough around the edges, but they have hearts of gold. Also, they will bring you apples and pears as a gift. Also, tiny wasp waists and long wasp legs oh mama.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999171
>going over addition with the kids
>one Baphomet is particularly good at math
>as a reward she gets an hour in the reading corner with whatever book she wants
>twenty minutes later notice she's reading some loliXsensei hentai
>holy shit, that's not approved reading material
>send her to the office and confiscate the material
>she comes back ten minutes later
>uh...why are you back
>they can't really punish me since I'm not a student
>aren't you eight years old?
>nope, I'm thirty four wanna fuck sensei?

Sensei was never seen again. At least until five years later when him and his pregnant wife attended the annual Black Mass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999133
Nah wearing a collar is gay and neck accessories In general always feel weird to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't be worried if a tanuki financially rapes you. Because the truth is, if she's financially raping you, she's gonna actually rape you for real, and of course, that means having a rick, tanuki wife.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999219
>wanna fu-
>bapho gets bonked at the speed of sound
>turns out Sensei Anon Is very protective of his student's innocence and refuses to let them pick up any bad habits from a creepy woman like her
>calls the cops and they escort her out while she has a tantrum
>before she's driven off Anon slips her his number and tells her to call him so they can have a more normal date instead
School is a safe place!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999219
They'd have measures to keep Sabbath members and other lolibabas from infiltrating the school premises, not that this will make it any easier to teach because the students are still there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999253
careful where you bonk, their foreheads are hardened for headbutting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999278
Right on the top of her head!

[Anonymous No.]

this stupid fruitsheep keeps making this dumb face at me

[Anonymous No.]

Anyone else find the idea of being raped by monsters you wouldn't normally like really hot? Example, I don't care for loli shit but the idea of imps swarming me and raping me is real hot. It'd be funny to watch them get milfy bods

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999299
in about 98% of cases
gargoyles are still cute even if i don't think about them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999299
Are you me? The idea of getting raped by a Bapho and watching her steadily grow taller as her body fills out to match my preferences is super hot. Less so is the realization that if I knock her up my daughters will get fucked by dudes who are into lolis and that's uncomfortable for me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999299
Yes.
And I also like the idea of mamono who SHOULD be really aggressive and rapey being shy and cute.
>Miss Ushi buys you flowers and chocolates.
>Just throws them at you and runs off.
>There's a card, too.
>Just says "I like you" in big, scratchy letters.
Totally cute.

[Anonymous No.]

Well, this talk is boring. I tried shading this. Now I sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999345
BROTHER

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999331
>my daughters will get fucked by dudes who are into lolis
There's a good chance that would happen regardless of the type of monster race

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998901
She's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999299
Not really. I’m one of those sticklers that if I don’t like a particular MG I want absolutely nothing to do with them in the sack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999424
i think there's comfortable middle area between don't like and absolutely detest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998978

[Anonymous No.]

>be already into lolis
>monster girls catalyze my preferences to go even lower
no

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999442
Again. Am a stickler. There’s only maybe five species I actually detest but a bunch that are kind of like “Yeah this wouldn’t be ideal”.

[Anonymous No.]

i onl desire old fat monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Big girls with huge breasts so they have big huge breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999299
>kiki goes into a anic when she notices her bras dont fit anymore
>as in, they're too loose to wear
>tease her by laughing at her brand new insect bites when she tries to give me paizuri (now naizuri)
>slobber all over her dfc
I will turn my waifu into a washing board and mock her for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999486
i only have petite young maidens

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999493
Or maybe huge big breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998301
Are we for sure that man isn’t infected by abyssal goop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998978

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999493
>>44999501
This damn boat oni keeps finding new ways to seduce me
Why is she so perfect?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Tried searching 'banshee screaming in the distance asmr' as a joke
>found something much worse
whichever one of you fagboys is doing shitty AI gen MG 'asmr' needs to either fucking stop or pay some bitch off fiver to do it with a decent mic instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999531
She's big and soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999556
play stupid games win stupid prizes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999556
Link or it didn't happen

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999570
I will not give you traffic until you hire a competent VA

[Anonymous No.]

>spend the first two decades of my life training
>it is finally time
>walk into Monster Girl City Municipal High School
>begin handing out condoms to all the kids
>faculty try to catch me but I'm too skilled of an escape artist
>I return the next day and continue
>MGCPD is called
>they have to send everything after me
>still can't catch me
>make a point of booping all the Hellwans on the noses as I make my escape again
>massive festival to celebrate the Demon Lord's birthday two weeks later
>I arrive on the scene and get to work deploying condoms
>slipping them onto men in the midst of fucking their wives
>handing them out to everyone I find
>MGCPD is out in full force again
>the National Guard has been deployed to stop me
>they can't catch me, try as they might
>turn a corner and run face first into tits
>target sighted
>Druella standing there looking real fucking mad
>grabs me and carries me off while the MGCPD and Monster Girl Guardswomen cheer and clap
>one year later, my punishment ends as a heavily pregnant Druella climbs off of me
>"Learn your lesson?"
>smile to myself as I bask in the knowledge that the training paid off
>"All according to plan, my darling wife, all according to plan."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999556
what are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999556
i dont what any of those words mean

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999632
I know what he means I’ve found them before too, but not for monster girls it was something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999629
>>44999632
are you toddlers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999567
Big
https://files.catbox.moe/nw6obv.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999666
Anon. Anons here are sheltered and autistic with a penchant for checking the source of every image in case its a gacha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999626
>...get to work deploying condoms
>slipping them onto men in the midst of fucking their wives
Rata News Update:
The Cockhandling Anon has Alped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999626
>>I arrive on the scene and get to work deploying condoms
>>slipping them onto men in the midst of fucking their wives
I really hope you mean slipping it into their pockets. The other option is turbo gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999540
>reposted mge image number 151515

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that Nurse Uni can help you with a stomach flu and provide excellent aftercare!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999716
>>44999724
Obviously I meant pockets. I'm not risking getting Alped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999736
>slipping contraband into peoples pockets
Not cool man

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999733
will she help me when i broke both of my hands

[Anonymous No.]

The kot nurse fell asleep on my hospital bed and she won't move help I can't feel my legs anymore

[Anonymous No.]

it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999796
uh oh. The supervisor is here!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999805
Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999801
I am literally now in constant pain from the embarrassment of my shitty drawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999796
Don't worry. The other nurse is here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999808
Considering it a little. Would rather just stop posting here.

[Anonymous No.]

maybey we should keep quite until the get passes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999832
Try to get it as the new girl.

[Anonymous No.]

50000000 for big fat Ryu tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999822
Mick I do genuinely mean this, I don't think you should kill yourself and I don't hate you. I think you should just leave this thread behind and find a group of people somewhere where you can actually be friendly with them, maybe a discord or something. Anything is better than what you're doing right now, you're hurting yourself super badly for no real reason. Let go

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999841
My first exit plan was endure it until the release of my game but that's becoming hard with all the stress so I'll probably just make an mgd clone with puuyos oc and a few other girls and call it a day then.

I will reiterate what I once said a long time ago. I don't think this thread has any interest in monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

Fox Gaming!

[Anonymous No.]

Now here is a random monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

God I love demons

[Anonymous No.]

I love Kejourou

[Anonymous No.]

Ah, I don't know. Maybe I just wasn't cut out for monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999808
Shitty gated community full of faggots and bunkerschizos. Enjoy baphofag cock.

[Anonymous No.]

That was not as relaxing to type out and post as I hoped.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999910
>>44999927
>>44999964
Nobody wants you here you annoying furry faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999980
Nobody wants you.

[Anonymous No.]

Touch slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999980
I don't want either of you

[Anonymous No.]

I just wish the bullshit could be kept out of the thread. Discuss MGE or take the bullshit elsewhere. I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999998
>Discuss MGE
What, like Cait Sith and whatever the dog version is?

[Anonymous No.]

There are/were enough draw and writefags here that I honestly don't know how we haven't just communally retconned both Siths into being normal monstergirls by now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999896
Imagine pinning that demon down and making her scream your name

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000004
They're sexy and I am tired of pretending they're not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000016
Because we never wanted the chance of a faggot like the one we have to feel included.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000033
What about all the fags you already got?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000033
You've done a great job and I mean that

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000033
true

[Anonymous No.]

Furtrash was never allowed here, it was hated from day 1
It's always been an unspoken rule, which a certain outsider promptly ignored and now that outsider is hated by everyone.
>b-but it was unspo-
Should've lurked more
>b-but it's MGE
You observe, you integrate.
You failed to do this

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000047
Fucking lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000053
But it is MGE

I thought this was the MGE threa

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000053
God, I remember the shitstorm the day that fucking thing was revealed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000060
At least you got this one half decent drawing of her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999896
GILF

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000076
Swamp witch was better

Including the silly half-joking rape roleplay and adding to her womb tattoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000100
God this doujin fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000111
It doesn't, but thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000100
I haven't read that doujin, is the witch a human? If so I am not too interested, I need fluff to huff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000000

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000126
She says she's the oldest person in the village with the implication it's not even close and her body is "false"

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000076
>>45000126
Damn old foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000016
Thare are one or two.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999998
Well, I'm doing what I can to deal with it. But aside from that I am going to post cats and you cannot stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000153
Isn't this just a werecat now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000171
Yes but the genie is shantae. To the point that when I posted her in one thread anons said I made nice shantae.
And regular cait sith is a very slightly changed ff7 cait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000174
What is this schizo babble mick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000200
idk, if you meant design it's that.
If you meant the lore than it's still cat mandalorian, whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44999998
Make people go truly crazy talk about the potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000246
>"the horse in the image was not her transformed husband."

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000246
Futa potions and futas are canon.
Futas being canon means there are femboy incubi running around

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000300
Only if they constantly maintenance-dose the F*ta-potion.
Potions are only temporary and wear off.
So they're mainly novelty or variety items to try out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000300
No pictures of it exist, not crazy enough just a meme at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshires probably are behind the futa potion meme, they would make jokes about that shit if they saw it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000124
It absolutely does.
>epilogue is about some random shota faggot coming along and getting her pregnant near instantly
Fuck that doujin

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000340
>Random shota
It was her grandson, anon

She was just too sexy for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000338
Not if they had their boyfriend break up with them over making jokes like that

[Anonymous No.]

I for one would happily take my monster wife's fat futa cock if it meant she was happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000351
Still shit, I don't care to remember who the shitty kid was

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000374
You sound upset

Upset about fat swamp witch breasts

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000351
>Get cucked by your own grandson

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000385
The story made it pretty damn clear it was a chance encounter and she also made her age clear. I doubt the epilogue took place that long after the main sexening

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000300
>>45000325
To keep using potion to maintain a fake Mamono-to-Anon transformation would probably be such a drain of mana and general health that any attempt would fail to "pass" by overall poor health like the failures of an obvious 3dTroon.
>Chesh sees the Fake-Anon on /mon/futa and types 'YwnbaA' and the long copypasta about being buried as a mamono.
I'm not interested personally, but whatever an Anon and his Waifu do in their bedroom, or a dark alley, or a tentacle forest aren't a problem to me.
E.g. As an experiment, a 1stWaifu in a harem might try a F-potion to establish dominance on 'uppity' other-waifus

[Anonymous No.]

>Trannies will never alp
Imagine the seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000406
>Vampire wife tries to steal the head wife position from your Wight wife
>fails miserably
>Wight ties her up from a hanging harness and downs a Futa potion
>hammers her ass relentlessly while you have your way with Vampire wife
>two months later, she tries and almost hilariously fumbles her attempt to defeat your Wight wife
>oh no, don't punish me again Wight-san

I can totally see marriages like that being a thing. As long as everyone is happy, it's not a problem in my book.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally I prefer my wife to be an actual female and without literally the most masculine possible body part, but then again I'm also straight and not in the closet, I know that might be controversial to some here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000489
Anon, your wife having a bigger dick than you doesnt make you gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000489
But, anon, think about your musclemommy!

[Anonymous No.]

what the hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000377
God damn right I am. It was great right up until that shitty epilogue ruined everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000526
Shame

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000521
Obvious raid. Just R&I until mods hopefully get off their ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000535
Does literally any talk outside a narrow spectrum bother you?

[Anonymous No.]

someone post the new girl to kemono, i missed the first leak

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000541
kemono importer for dms is broken and they don't evne have a dev so they can't just let us directly upload.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000541
However she is still up at
or4dm0.jpg on catbox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000571
thanks anon, she kinda cute ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000605
Colours are good. But all I see is a vore monster that wants to turn you into another set of eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

Elves exist to be proneboned by humans.
Hard.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks /jp/ for having absolute dogshit moderation.

[Anonymous No.]

I’m just gonna stick with the old animal and tentacle potions thank you none of that pseudo dick shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000615
Yellow Shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000705
Made a new thread because we're on page 10 and no images left. Let's just go.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000711
>no mge edition
You sound like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

Jesus Christ, do you even sleep.

[Anonymous No.]

>seething mick makes an early thread with a vandalized OP again
Just report is as spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000720
We shouldn't be limited to just one setting because one guy will get mad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000734
But he speaks for everyone, don't you know

[Anonymous No.]

https://kemono.party/patreon/user/13283247
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/13283247
https://kemono.party/patreon/user/13283247
Remember not to give the scam artist any money. Always use piracy to make sure he gets nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

Dead thread
Thanks KC for being unable to create content without scamming

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000763
I bought 2 books, I plan on buying the Cheshire figure he is releasing. I will post a picture of it here when I get her, you can stay mad homo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000809
Cuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000406
>. As an experiment, a 1stWaifu in a harem might try a F-potion to establish dominance on 'uppity' other-waifus
NOOOO MONPENIS IS FOR BOYS ONLY, KC SAID SO

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000720
it might be okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000711
>>45000734
No thanks, so which thread on /v/ are you gonna repost images from this time when your thread gets 2 replies in 7 hours?
>>45000809
Based, if I lived alone I would have done the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000818
It is my dream to draw that. And I will try .Soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000617
This is blatant human supremacist propaganda. In fact it is humans who exist to pronebone elves. Hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000835
Lol, lmao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000836
Who am I to argue

https://files.catbox.moe/89e48v.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000825
I'll just keep posting threads until anons join the one that doesn't want to bow down to a shitty setting only liked by one loud retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000817
>Got cucked out of getting a drawing from KC
>Calls others cucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000889
If nobody wants MGE in these threads why do they always choose the MGE threads instead of yours?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000889
>only liked by one loud retard
LOL, LMAO

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000889
>one loud retard.
Gotta say he's a fucking gigachad, if one autist manages to force the whole thread to comply, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000889
I've gotten sick of the community surrounding it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000458
Agreed, thats a completely legit not-gay and not-yuri usage of a futa potion.
>next time she fails, the Vampire's punishment is she has to take the potion while the Wight gets into the harness.
>the next month, Wight uses to potion to fill her mouth while Anon hammers Vampire ass
>and so on...

[Anonymous No.]

When this thread dies, I'm going to make a real one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000892
I'm not the Mick.

>>45000898
Probably the fact that the second anyone steps out of line and dares to say they like something not MGE approved you losers screech about reporting everything. But that doesn't matter, I'm determined to show anons that there's nothing to be scared of.

>>45000905
Yes, unless gatekeeper-kun got some minions when I looked away.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000892
not him. I go after real problems.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000913
Then leave, it's that simple. There are at least two other open MG communities without the MGE focus and yet you stay here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000949
I only know one. And I'm not leaving until the mgd clone is done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000911
Or this thread is full of brainless peons scared to speak up. Don't worry I've been working to make sure we get some new blood.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000947
>you losers
>gateeker-kun
make up your fucking mind then. Is it "one loud retard", or actually a whole group opposing your retarded coup attempts?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000947
>you losers
>unless gatekeeper-kun got some minions
Which is it potato nigger? Is it the big bad scary mastermind gatekeeper or are there multiple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000961
Or maybe it's because nobody other than the voices in your head agrees with you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000969
>>45000971
>>45000974
Why are you responding to him? I'm genuinely curious as to why you feed a troll every single time. You do understand that this is a victory for him, right? Every reply he gets is a dopamine rush. It doesn't matter what you say, how many times you write "fuck off" or insult him in some way, all the attention, no matter how negative, feeds him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000979
They reply to themselves in a coordinated effort to get this place more compliant with the greater community.
Not that you need much prodding due to how vitriolic you are about following kcs rules.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000948
Yes the real problems of these threads, like the people that make up and post in the threads.
>>45000961
And look at all you've accomplished so far.
>>45000979
To remind him that he is less than garbage that has done nothing good in his life in the hopes he finally offs himself like he keeps drama posting about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000991
Maybe? I don't really know.
I just screw with wikifag and probably KC.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000385
And worse - the shota's grandma isnt a totally pure never-touched virgin...

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001004
What a fun life you lead.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn Janny was fast deleting that thread
Hopefully he'll be around to clean up the image spam

[Anonymous No.]

>>44997933
Bees are cool, wasps terrify me since their shinier black-and-yellow stripes are basically a flying caution sign. Though that’d probably just make me wasp bait at the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001004
>I just screw with
No, you are only publicly humiliating yourself, you are so inept that you cannot even leak new girls properly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001009
Maybe? I can use the exact same system for a fully text based mg game at worst too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000985
Thats why I just headcanon there are ony 2 Tards - Micktard and Reee-tard.
That way its simpler to ignore them both.
>although sometimes when I dont ignore them, I begin to suspect they are so co-dependent for (you)s that there is only one of them who is everyTard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001019
idk, I just uploaded it to a bunch of places. I couldn't think of a better way.
>>45001022
I am super codependent, can't deny that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001013
Yeah, I deliberately posted v-tumor.
Kek.
(Actually, for the irony, it was KCs new roach-girl)

[Anonymous No.]

>>45000991
But you moron, "reminding him" gives him a dopamine rush. You're basically jerking him off every time you reply. He will not kill himself because of a good handjob, so stop replying to him. Please.
This is not a hard concept. Trolls thrive on attention, all attention. They don't kill themselves when you're mean to them, they don't feel unwelcome because you're mean to them. They get off on any reply you give them, the more of a rise they get out of you the better. Do you understand?
I genuinely don't understand how you people can be on 4chan of all places and not know the psychology of a troll. A troll is not going to leave because you said fuck off. A troll is not going to feel bad because you told them to kill themselves. A troll gets off on you doing it.
Stop doing it. Stop responding.

[Anonymous No.]

>Janitors deleting threads even after they said we could make new ones after 300 images
Fags

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001038
>the irony that if you just youed my art i'd care way less

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001042
Made a new one since janny is gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001049
I get some keks out of the f mge scraper. A compromise we can all agree on.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a real thread ready to go once this one is archived, just reminding everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001063
Keep going, we're almost at 1400.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001038
He doesn't get a rise out of me, I laugh at him, remind him he's a failure and that's it. And no ignoring him very clearly doesn't work since he's still here, so yes I will keep calling him a failure, you and everybody else ignore him, if all he gets is one post laughing at him he'll throw a hissy fit sooner and get banned sooner and we can go back to regular posting.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate it when /jp/ is this slow. Something about the threads lingering this long always brings the retards out of the woodwork more than usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001077
Every time you respond, he wins. You are literally doing everything he wants you to do. This is how trolls work. If he breaks the rules, you can report him. If he doesn't, all your engagement does is make him feel good.
You have no excuse for acting this way. You have no excuse for feeding a troll knowingly.

[Anonymous No.]

smothered under strongfat cyclops tits, she's rolled over on top of me in her sleep and all I can hear is muffled snoring as sweaty orange tits envelop me

[Anonymous No.]

I have a really good kemono pic ready to go for the next thread. Can we hurry it up?

[Anonymous No.]

Maybe this is a good time to talk about airships. Airships are cool. I wish I had one. I bet Gremlins could build them. You could haul cargo and transport passengers through the air in luxury.
Then there'd be fights with air pirates and the ship would be defended by the mysterious Justice Wyvern and her Masked Dragoon.
Stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001121
i would fly around in my airship and pillage with an army of dragon girls swarming around it. We would be like a force of nature leaving nothing in our wake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001121
I wish airships had become more of a thing in our world, I'd absolutely creampie my wife on the deck of one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001140
They were. They exploded and killed people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001145
That's why I said more of a thing, also planes explode and kill people too but we still use them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44998111
>anon’s living armor wife loves proudly showing off how impenetrable she is
>she’s the only really useful type of armor anymore—normal armor’s pointless since anything mamono-infused always tends to break it and leave the wearer conveniently nude
>despite this, her hubby gets a little too cocky sometimes
>occasions where she has to bail him out whenever he cooks himself fighting sallies and their husbands in a magma chamber
>or that time he tried braving a storm in raiju territory

[Anonymous No.]

Dormouse is the sweetest girl you could ever ask for. Keep her close and cuddle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001161
>be me
>went a day without calling my wife the greatest cat
>she's angry with me
>need a gift
>bring her a dormouse from the dormouse shop

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001146
By the time they figured out less combustable gasses, they were surpassed by airplanes and the tragedy of the hindenburg was still very fresh at the time due to film being pretty new as well. But since this is fantasy there is no reason that MGC or similar couldn't have magic blimps, since it's more fitting to the setting than planes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001169
>dormouse shop
This does not exist

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001161
Dormouse is a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001182
It's the furniture store. Dormice often test mattresses in such places.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001290
Standard policy is to just let Dormice sleep the night at a furniture store if they're still asleep when it closes, but to charge them money in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

I require a thicc wock sitting on my face immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

I require a thick loli wock sitting on my face immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001474
Come to think of it has Nav ever drawn a wock?

[Anonymous No.]

Someone draw wock in a wok

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001517
No, draw Gazer cooking noodles in a Wok.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001181
Every alternate world has Zeppelins/Airships - alt-hist, steampunk, even Gotham City has them - this plane of the multiverse is the only shithole without them.
Coincidence?
>Airships are better for large passengers lamias, centaurs, etc than cramped airliners

[Anonymous No.]

>>45001539
No, draw loli wock eating noodles while sitting on my face.

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It's pretty scary sabbath can so easily blackmail you and there's nothing you can do about it

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How is this thread still going are we cursed?

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>>45001632
I would settle for LoliWok eating your face while sitting on noodles.

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Is the guy who was going to make the real thread still around or should I do it?

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>>45001728
>are we cursed?
I hope so. I've been molesting sleeping mummies and stealing their stuff out of tombs for weeks.