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How tall do you think she is?

>> No.44968629

Barely tall enough to reach my mid belly, or in otherwords, perfect

>> No.44968645
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Good things come in pairs.

>> No.44968654

tall, very tall. almost tall as an apple.

>> No.44968672

Why is Remi such a bashful girl? She's a child, why would she be self conscious about sharing a bed with me?

>> No.44970575

Around 165 cm tall.

>> No.44970609

Dear lord, all I want in life is one pat on the head for both of them I know I'm going to hell but please if I can do that I will die happy.

>> No.44970628

Flan is taller than me!

>> No.44970704

Around 160cm or something

>> No.44971104

4'10 midget.

>> No.44971135
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Please take your vitamins, Anonymous!

>> No.44971186

She would be a whore if given the chance

>> No.44971197

Standing blowjobs from a vampire loli

>> No.44971346
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>> No.44972009

Why is furan such a lewd girl

>> No.44973317

Delete this post and then atone for your libel with your life!

>> No.44973346

Lika an skyrocket

>> No.44973377

146cm tall, same as Lyrica, Mystia, Rumia and Medicine.

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Is flan chan a nice girl or mean bully?

>> No.44977254

Nice but a bit abrasive at times because she doesn't care what people think about her.

>> No.44983027
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A cheeky brat who'll mock you incessantly but apologise sincerely if you threaten to spank her.

>> No.44983078

Any picture where Flandre/Remilia are not perflat looks wrong. They're supposed to look under 10 years old.

>> No.44983125
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I like Flan being taller and bustier, while Reminis short and flat.
It's amusing.

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Typo, but Remini is kind of a cute name for Remilia, because she's teeny.

>> No.44983736

Isn't she supposed to be 130cm?

>> No.44983745

She's 205cm tall

>> No.44983782

you cock will end covered in bite and scratch marks, dry as a raisin

>> No.44986747

She will have to fight another vampire for that

>> No.44987370

>imouto is bigger
such a good trope

>> No.44988565

I'm reminded from the Marisa torture thread last week that she's a towering 130cm tall, meaning Mokou and Flan would absolutely tower over her.

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imagine being Marisa and getting bullied by little girls haha
then when you ask help from a big girl she bullies you too haha

>> No.44989391

Imagine being small enough to exchange clothes with remimi...

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imagine being so small that even Remimi's underclothes are all baggy and barely hang on your body...

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goddammit that wasn't a suggestion

that thread was absolute shit and you know it

>> No.44992455

It was funny up until the ryona got made, at which point it went to marihating.

>> No.44996256

But is it canon?

>> No.45006781
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How do you think flan-chan would react if you gave her a random hug and started crying on her shoulder?

>> No.45013510
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I love the scarlet sisters so much I could take care of them sakuya needs a vacation

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Flan tummy

>> No.45020797

her tummy is my cumrag, dude

>> No.45021025

Either very worried that something horrible happened, or annoyed and disgusted that a grown man is crying like a little girl.

>> No.45021324
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But hugging Flan without asking should make you feel better why cry

>> No.45022364

This. the sisters could very well be lolibabas in disguise, no woman feel attraction to a
crying spineless cuck without a sufficient reason, especially from her surrogate FatherHusband. stand fast, keep calm and think a plan B. the Sisters will respect your Masculine Vitues in such an estrogen place like the SDM

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She is a nice girl!

>> No.45023369

Everyone forgets that the sisters are centuries old despite their appearances. I'm sure being treated the way they look would piss them off.

>> No.45023398

Wrong, they'd love to be spoiled like kids and given treats and affection. The thing is that the rest of the time they'd want to be treated as equals or superiors and have intelligent conversation

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>> No.45024300

A time and place for everything...

>> No.45031012

Come to my basement.

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I wonder how flan chan smells like

>> No.45036200 [DELETED] 

Troonhou is goyslop.

>> No.45036859
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Wonder no more!

>> No.45041150
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She's 127cm.

>> No.45041189

Who is this handsome man?

>> No.45041229

Anon somehow got a picture of me. Thanks for the compliment

>> No.45041564

What a smile. He's just so happy to meet Flan-chan in person.

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Flan chan tummy!!

>> No.45047516

Woah so lucky, meeting Flan IRL...
I hope they're happy together

>> No.45048207

Is this the average Japanese male?

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I can see her navel

>> No.45051426

it's a very cute lolitummy

>> No.45051601
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Flan likes tummy rubs from me

>> No.45052678
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Rumia's girlfriend

>> No.45052935
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Who smells worse?

>> No.45053072
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What if Flan was yan?

>> No.45053083

For whom?

>> No.45053117


>> No.45053139
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Her Oniichan.

>> No.45053432
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i can't breathe

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Do you think flan chan would get annoyed if you gave her too much attention like hugs kisses headpats being around her all time or would she enjoy it since she never had someone to treat her like that?

>> No.45056516

What about the opposite where your physical contact with her is minimal?

>> No.45056532
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She will approach you and bite your finger like the goblin she is

>> No.45056565
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she italian

>> No.45057106

Remi cooka da pizza!

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Which one loves pedos more?

>> No.45060256

Remilia for sure

>> No.45060269

Whoever gives a more intimate kiss probably

>> No.45060302


>> No.45060828

Remilia, but Flan loves to bully her sister, so she'll try to seduce Remi's boyfriend.

>> No.45060906

Remilia, Flan prefers boys closer to her apparent age.
Which kind of makes her the pedo when you think about it...

>> No.45061088

Flan needs to go to prison forever!

>> No.45061124

I talked to Flan and she despises child diddlers.

>> No.45061308

No, no, she loves them. As combination target practice and basement wall painters.

Which is good, because Remi is no longer dating, as she has been married to me for the past few years. It was hectic at first, trying to keep from dying, but after working things out and us getting banned from the whole McDonalds franchise when Flan got "upset" about the lack of Morbius toy and threw that bus......it was a really good bonding experience for all of us.

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Based Flan. Also me in the bottom left of the image

>> No.45061356

>I talked to Flan
Prove it.

>> No.45061374
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I have a picture. That is me on the left

>> No.45061452
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Remilia loves old men!

>> No.45061465

Me on the right.

>> No.45061591

That's me! Our first date.
Aya snapped the pic when we weren't looking. Hijinks ensued. Sakuya made crow for dinner.

Good times.

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This was a fee years ago.

I love my Remi and our little Remini.

>> No.45061695

You can't impregnate an undead child.

>> No.45061703
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But you can an undead lady!

>> No.45061715

That's a brat, not a lady.

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That's odd. My wife and daughter would say otherwise.

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>> No.45062526
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Flan-chan loves lolicons

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>> No.45063567

Why is Sakuya such a pedo?

>> No.45063634
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Just being the usual creep she is

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>> No.45063686

Can't believe Remilia is stock quality

>> No.45063714

She's breeding stock for my children, and we wouldn't have it any other way.

Kinky, dirty, no-holds-barred, wild, all-night-long, animalistic, till-the-mansion-stinks, passionate, mating-press-level, erotic, HANDHOLDING, baby-making sex!

The others can watch, if she wants.

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Look at those ears!

>> No.45068065

Tag teaming loli vampires with Sakuya!

>> No.45068120

i support remimi and flan-chan pointed ears

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No reason.

>> No.45068223
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It's impossible to resist a loli vamp.

>> No.45068328

There's an anime airing this season about a perverted maid trying to sexually harass a small vampire girl. I wonder if they were influenced by Sakuya and Remilia.

>> No.45068934

Do you know the name? This sounds hilarious and interesting to me for......reasons.

>> No.45069840
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Where did Sakuya go?

>> No.45069960

Sakuya waits till Flan gets depressed and even teary eyed before she stops time to sexually harass her.
When I asked her why she said it completes the experience and I can't say I don't understand

>> No.45069998

too small

>> No.45070424
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Flan gropes Sakuya! (she likes it)

>> No.45071975
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Flan is NOT a lewd girl!

>> No.45072462
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Flan is only a lewd girl with me.

>> No.45072498
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being in the 1600s and seeing this Flan

>> No.45073094

Me on the left.

>> No.45073290
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Hikikomari Kyuuketsuki no Monmon

>> No.45075929
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Flan chan invites you over to have dinner with her, how do you open up?

>> No.45076117

ur neck is the dinner

>> No.45077963
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Flan and I are going to have a lot of fun.

>> No.45078051
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You like the novel "Starship Troopers" by Robert A. Heinlein? Most people write it off after having seen the movie directed by Verhoven, but the original text is much more serious, and frankly better written. The plot is largely based around an imagined future centred around a liberal junta, as oxymoronic as it might seem. Indeed, I think it correct to assume that the actual "plot" of the book only serves to explore how such a society would function, and expose it's perceived advantages by the author. Some people, Verhoven chief among them look at the book's martial themes and assume it to be promoting facism due to the assumption that because all facists glorify the millitary, all people who hold the millitary in high regard are facists. This is a clear fallacy however, one best illustrated by a simple venn diagram of two intersecting but not necessarily concentric circles, illustrating that because C is a set of A and a set of B, object D that is a set of A does not have to be a set of B also.
However, such information is lost among those who wish to push their own ideology in their media, who willfully or not choose to ignore such logic.

>> No.45079257

i let her feast on me

>> No.45079302

Unfortunately, she doesn't know how to do it properly and blows up her food source, leaving a stain on the wall or nothing at all. That's why she has to have blood brought to her in a wine glass or have it mixed in with the food. She has too strong of a bloodlust. Remi may be the same way, but she's learned to control it. The funny thing is, they both only need a small amount due to size to live, but end up taking out city blocks if deprived, so Sakuya (and the fairies-they respawn) get put on delivery.

>> No.45079329

She can blow me up and then eat the little pieces of meat

>> No.45079338
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That's boring. Gosh, you're such a nerd, anon.
Are the tactics any better in the book? I had a hard time watching the movie because seeing all of those completely retarded decisions they made when fighting the bugs (and during training) almost gave me an aneurysm.

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Just give her your finger and you will be fine

>> No.45079421
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I didn't choose the nerd life, it selected me based on circumstances influenced in part by my upbringing, general enviroment and to a lesser extent genetics.

The book actually is a really good read. Obviously it's a sci-fi thriller, but it has some real good war psychology in there. The Mobile Infantry are explained to use power armour and minature H-bombs to do what they do, which is violence applied with surgical percision instead of the more obvious orbital bombardment to reduce a whole planet to glowing plasma. It's explained pretty well in fact, well worth the $15 or whatever to buy a paperback.

>> No.45079860

Ask if we have people on the menu and see if she knows anything about those people. If not then we'll make up fun backstories to them as we eat them.

>> No.45081183

This is why you don't show wrestling videos to Flan-chan! She's a very impressionable little vampire!

>> No.45081190
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Actually you on the right.

>> No.45081217

Since she's a vampire, I don't have to work any of my moves with her since she can survive them right? Like I can piledrive her right onto her head and she'll regenerate from it just fine.

>> No.45081586

me as the ojisan

>> No.45081594

Flan is the one who will execute the sick moves, pal.

>> No.45081758

Oh no, something tells me she doesn't know that wrestling is fake!

>> No.45082232

she ain't happy

>> No.45082257

She will be once she takes big pedo cock.

>> No.45085329
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I wonder what the scarler sisters think about their fumos

>> No.45089918

Yeah, the maid even shoots kunai. Definitely a Sakuya clone.

>> No.45090870

Remilia thinks it's about time someone glorified her person in merch form while Flan thinks it's weird that anyone even liked her enough to make one of her since she mostly keeps to herself.

>> No.45091663
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Awww poor little flan if only she knew how much we love her

>> No.45091765
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Remilia obviously.

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Flan about to prank Sakuya! (she fell asleep on her lap again)

>> No.45091982

The guy on the right is LITERALLY Xi Jinping.

>> No.45092036

he's not tha beefed up

>> No.45092144

xi looks like the mutt meme

>> No.45092530

>Xi Jinping
Isn't that the guy who looks like Winnie The Pooh?

>> No.45093395

Your reddit gold sir

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I love when flan shows off her fangs

>> No.45095343

ok chong

>> No.45095352

Enough to rape

>> No.45100920

Someone's getting detained~

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why is Flan such a lewd girl?
she loves tempting men

>> No.45103028
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she absorb ur soul into her smelly socks then you have to serve her forever

>> No.45103102

Flan is italian???????
Molto bene!

>> No.45103132
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Flan is french. Remi italian

>> No.45106108
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Fran-chan has the cutest smile in the world

>> No.45106140

You can do anything if you believe in yourself.

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Happy halloween make sure to give all of your candy to flan chan!!

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she deserves all of it

>> No.45113465

All kids love pedos.

>> No.45117061
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Trick or treat anon, give up all of your sweets or ill cast a spell on you!

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I'm under Flan spell already

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Big flan ears

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Flan made a new friend

>> No.45131378

I don't like it!

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Flan IS a lewd girl

>> No.45135926
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Flan chan is so soft and squishy!

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You will like cute pointy ears and you will be happy

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Some of you are not prepared to hear this, but flan-chan smells really good and nice no one can resist the smell of a little neet vampire girl

>> No.45140224 [DELETED] 

she's not a neet

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Then where does she work? Where does she receive an education? With whom is she training under?
Face it Anon, she's a literal basement-dwelling NEET.

>> No.45142818

I don't know about the other stuff but I'm sure she got her education from a private tutor centuries ago.

>> No.45142892

I have a fumo of her!

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>still not uploaded

>> No.45144093

Why does Furan have a boner?

>> No.45151973
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>does nothing but sleep on a literal basement for 495 years

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>> No.45153911

What would dork taste like?

>> No.45154017

Since she spends most of her time gardening and cooking for Yuyuko she probably would taste like dirt and kitchen oil.

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Disgusting flan-chan is flat

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I hope you're missing a comma there anon, Fran is NOT disgusting!
She's very cute!

>> No.45160667
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Yes I liked the book anon but I have to admit I preferred The Moon is a Harsh Mistress and its glimpse at how a society forms to match the realities of harsh lunar life.

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What a wonderful coincidence- I have just recently purchased said novel and intend to read it after the one I am currently [Metaphorically of course] digesting.
I have heard that Heinlein's other novel was considerably more esoteric, and I would be remiss to exclude that I am in two minds about purchasing it.

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Flan-chan is indeed cute minor spelling mistake

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Beautiful, Flan-chan has massive boobs.

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You are not fooling me Flan!

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Flan-chan is a petite bat not a fat hag

>> No.45167895

Flan-chan is a petite girl, not a boy.

>> No.45168494

Flan-chan is a child, not a petite woman.

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Those aren't the words of someone who is planning to survive a trip to the basement anon~!!

>> No.45172125

So a superior creature?

>> No.45172194
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Flan found out you're a pedophile

>> No.45172227

Finding out I'm a pedophile caused her to eat a comically large strawberry?
How are those two things related?

>> No.45172238

She is trying to grow big and strong so you don't fall for her anymore

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she's already stronger than any pathetic human

>> No.45172281

She looked like a child for around five centuries, but she's willing to change that just so I stop being attracted to her?
That's kinda hurtful.

>> No.45172282

She is an elder and you should treat her as such.

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Remi found out you're a pedophile

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Oh no.
What do I do now?! The girls won't leave me alone!

>> No.45172739

Impregnate them. Don't listen to naysayers like >>45061695

>> No.45172811

dead child tummy erotic

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>> No.45174396

How did you post this without your eyeballs and skin?

>> No.45174512

He used an experimental new smell-based communication system

>> No.45174535

my soul is bound to her used socks

>> No.45179959
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Flan-chan wonders why some anons say disgusting perverted things about her

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Must be because they want to go into her food, that's the only reason they'd post such degenerate things onto the SDM intranet.

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Flan-chan wonders what it'll take to get you to give her a hug...
That adult, naked type of hug.

>> No.45181830

Why does Remilia want to mate with a human adult so badly?

>> No.45181893

Because she has been an adult on the inside for centuries. It's reasonable that her tastes also matured with her.

>> No.45181971

Lolicons are the only kind of people who can truly appreciate her charm and beauty. They will shower her with affection and love.

>> No.45182234

She wants a baby

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And I gave her one.

>> No.45182583

Flan-chan took too much advice from Koa-chan! All she had to do was not kill me and invite me to her room for a sleepover!

>> No.45182887

All she has to do is say 'yes', because I'd flirt with her and try to get in her pants at literally every opportunity I get.

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I wonder if her ears are sensitive or how long will take for her to get really annoyed with me because I messing around with her ears

>> No.45185265

Sitting Flan down and having a conversation with her about how I understand that she is far older than me but her physical appearance makes her behavior inappropriate so she needs to stop!

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>Sitting Flan down
She's okay with that.
>having a conversation
Yeah, I think she's past the point of using her words. Unless you count sex talk, but at this point you've already lost.
>she needs to stop!
Anon, do you really think you can in any way discourage, slow down or stop a vampire at that point? She's stronger than you, and she's already close. Good luck finishing that sentence without getting a french kiss from her, or more.

>> No.45186129

I'll bite. There's no way I'll let a little girl have her way with me, vampire or not.

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She's a vampire, she is stronger than you. She's also faster than you. You letting her or not is completely inconsequential.
All she has to do is destroy your clothes and pin your arms down. And this doesn't even take into account any extra Flans you'll inevitably have to deal with too.

>> No.45191978

Sitting Flan down and tongueing her thighs.

>> No.45192538 [DELETED] 

you can't do that

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She is flailing her legs around. I think she is asking for it

>> No.45193107

What if she tears the shirt open and finds a crucifix there?

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Remilia is known to use crosses in her danmaku, so we know they're ineffective on 2hu vampires, secondary-kun.
She probably won't pay it any mind and destroy it too.

>> No.45195074

Get even hornier that she's about to defile a religious man.

>> No.45196341

Genuflects while straddling your supine body and gives thanks to the Lord for the meal she about to receive.

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>> No.45199771

Defending me from Remilia and Sakuya would probably be a good start.
I don't think they'll be happy when Flan births a littler of dhampir kids that look like me.

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>> No.45199944

Remilia's too busy with me giving her the hottest, most passionate, all-day-and-all-night, till-the-walls-peel, ball-draining, womb-filling, till-the-fairies-faint, animalistic, mating-press, baby-making, orgasm-inducing, hardcore, nonstop, lips-locked, panting, eye-contact-having, fingers-intertwined, HANDHOLDING, sex!!!!! to worry about stopping you.

Sakuya can watch, if she wants.

>> No.45200410

It's all fun and games until they pull an Alucard

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I want to tease flan-chan all night long, I want kiss her, hug her, play with her hair, rub her ears and wings, give her a kiss when shes not looking and tell her that shes so small and adorable.

>> No.45211557

Sleep well Flan-chan...

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Sweet dreams cute little vampire…

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Flan is finally awake...

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Vampire kiss

>> No.45221842

what a light pajamas, flan will catch a cold

>> No.45221951 [SPOILER] 
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Remi literally got a special place in her heart reserved for Flan!

>> No.45221978

that's a child

>> No.45222131
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what's wrong with her foot

Flan is undead she can't get sick

>> No.45223673

It's just long and you know what they say about girls with long feet.

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long fangs?

>> No.45226225

What is Flan doing?

>> No.45226394

Her best.
And it's working.

>> No.45226878

Working? How?

>> No.45226955
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She trying to make herself look sexy for (you)

>> No.45226964

leaky flan

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That's not a leak anon, that's nature working as intended.
You WILL sire dhampir kids, and you'll like it!

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>> No.45227239

Could you imagine a fate more awkward than having a centuries old being trapped in a body of a minor openly lusting after you?

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There's nothing awkward about it. She's a type of youkai and getting attacked by youkai is normal in Gensokyo.

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Must have been very lonely in that basement after she ran out of fun things to do.
Flan acting this way is inevitable.

>> No.45227552

Trying to go about your business but you keep getting weird looks from people because there is a young girl hanging off of you who refuses to unhand you! She's extremely handsy and doesn't seem to care who sees or what they think!

>> No.45227580

Being a man in Gensokyo must be heaven.
Imagine taking a nice stroll through the forest when a horny youkai suddenly attacks you.

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>> No.45227619

All because of an April Fool's joke...

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She couldn't resist the hand holding...

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God imagine tonguewrestling with flan, letting the rich taste of clotted blood permeate your mouth as she violates your tonsils, her fangs playfully scraping against your lip.
Imagine the smell

>> No.45227867

Asking Remilia to control Flan but she refuses, citing that Flan seems better behaved with someone to fixate on! She forbids anyone in her household from intervening or otherwise helping you!

>> No.45227874

You say that until your genitals ache painfully from being used by ten chicks. And it's only morning. And you have to cross back through the forest again to bring your catch home. And you hear howling.

>> No.45227905
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It's about that time when you faint from dehydration and get eating in the literal sense.

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So did anyone get this?



>> No.45230025
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At least Flan is nice enough to give tea after waking up from dehydrating.

>> No.45230059

What happens to the dude she is biting after she is done? Isn't he supposed to turn into a ghoul or some shit?

>> No.45230073

>Isn't he supposed to turn into a ghoul or some shit?
He's going to turn into Flan's property, if that counts.

>> No.45230091

He'll be fine. Flan's stomach isn't large enough to kill him. Even a normal adult's stomach can't normally fit 1.5l of anything, and death by exsanguination is exceedingly rare below 2l of blood lost.

>> No.45230135

We don't really know. In case of Remi, her eosd profile says that humans are fine after she feeds on them. So a vampire drinking your blood doesn't mean you automatically become a vampire or a ghoul.

>> No.45230166

i want to be Flan's human slave

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Flan pet

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>> No.45237246
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Going on a date with flan-chan

>> No.45237335

Reminding Flan that it's not a date just because I am taking her out for a snack!

>> No.45237552

...but she keeps telling everyone she sees that it is, causing you to get weird looks yet again.

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This is the happiest I have seen Flan with a gift despite it being the same chocolates I always get her.
Is there something she has to say?

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I... I-...!
I gotta go to the bathroom...

>> No.45239175

"Thanks, bitch."

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>> No.45240418
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The average Flan fan looks like THIS?

>> No.45243556
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Flan chan! Will always be the number 1 vampire the cutest and sweatiest of them all

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All the things you can do with Flan

>> No.45245811
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bratty vampire looking down on mortals ...

>> No.45247842

Source on this image? Saucenao isn’t getting me anything.

>> No.45247847

Look for the latest yassy work on the usual sites.

>> No.45247862

Thanks for telling me, I found what I was looking for.

>> No.45247906

I burn her with the blood of Christ.

>> No.45248765
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Thats not nice, flan might be a bratty bat but at the end of the day, she’s just a little girl that wants to play.

>> No.45254844
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Remember flan-chan is a playful little girl not a sex crazed vampire

>> No.45254888
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Remember Flan-chan is a playful little girl and a sex obsessed vampire.

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This too!

>> No.45255031

Would Flan be happy or disappointed if I looked past her appearance and treated her like the elder that she is?

>> No.45255093

Flan wants the respect and intellectual gratification she deserves while still being a spoiled child that gets held and served ice cream when she feels bad

>> No.45255150

Remilia seems like she would have too much pride to do such a thing but I get the impression that Flan would have no problems with playing up her appearance when it's convenient to get what she wants.

>> No.45255618
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Telling flan-chan that you don’t feel like playing with her today because you’re too tired, she gets on top of you and starts biting you playfully until you get up

>> No.45255661
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Damn brat! Not letting me sleep! Biting me to keep me awake! Correction is needed!

>> No.45258290

Remember that Flan-chan is my daughter and that you must respect her.

>> No.45258303
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I hold great respect for my daughter-wife Flan!

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Can’t respect Flan if you don’t assist with her hygiene!

>> No.45258455

Are the crystals really part of her body?

>> No.45258468

this may be one of these /jp/ threads in recent history

>> No.45258488

I like to image the crystals being held up with a very thin piece of string

>> No.45258646

What if her wings were fleshy like Remilia's at first, but they were partially destroyed and now she decorates them with christmas lights?

>> No.45259441

Fran hit the bump...

>> No.45261352

Fran's gonna bump you!

>> No.45261664
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I want to give Fran a bump though!
And not the internet kind.

>> No.45262145
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Good night flan-chan…

>> No.45262379

Flan-chan stays up all night!

>> No.45262713
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to have sex with (you)!!!

>> No.45262777
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Waking up to Flan during morning wood hours

>> No.45263267

I prefer cute flans instead of lewd flans

>> No.45263331
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Too bad, she's horny and waiting for you. I know I know, you must be pretty bummed out by that, but if you don't go and have passionate lovemaking soon she might lose her temper and make the situation a whole lot worse.

>> No.45263359
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Which thread was better, this or "Remilia found out you're a pedo" thread?

>> No.45263368

This. I actually had fun in this one.

>> No.45263388

Well, the other thread was ruined by /k/posters and anons blogposting about their weight.

>> No.45263409

You and I have a much different meaning of the word "fun" anon. That shit was gas.

>> No.45263473

gun ≠ fun

>> No.45263526

Anon, they even rhyme together. Don't tell me a little gunpowder is all it takes to shrink your penis to shota-size?
If so, I might have some information to tell Flan...

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>> No.45264487

Why, yes, I do love Wemi's wussy. And the rest of her, just as much.

>> No.45265924

Flan-chan is a lewd girl and has huge breasts!

>> No.45266274

Flan-chan is a good girl and her boobs are small but still bigger than her sis'!