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44966046 No.44966046 [Reply] [Original]

>When it's nearly Halloween and that means adult men full of mana/blood will be unlocking their doors to let anyone in.
It's a vampires favorite night!

>> No.44966054

go back and or kill yourself

>> No.44966065

>>44966054
Go back here?

>> No.44966101
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>>44966046
nobody comes by my house last year and i even bought a big pack of candy from costco

>> No.44966156

>>44966046
i wish Flan would visit me...

>> No.44966170

>>44966046
Faggit.

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>>44966046
It means more ERP time!

>> No.44966208

>>44966046
Halloween has fallen. Back in the 90s thousands of kids in proper costumes (including me) roamed the streets trick or treating, last year barely ANY kids showed up at all, and the few ones that did didn't even bothered to wear a costume. These days the only people that bother to wear a costume are drunk college normaltards.

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>>44966046
Who are you quoting?

>> No.44966961

>>44966483
>>44966170
>>44966054
Sorry I was quoting Hitler

>> No.44966988

I hate halloween, another stupid american holiday that young people want to do. I WILL lock my door and I WILL ignore the doorbell.

>> No.44966996

>>44966988
Halloween is the only thing good to come out of America. It's the time of the year where women can have excuse to dress like whores, and excuse to draw them as such too!

>> No.44967164

Halloween was the only thing keeping belief in the supernatural alive in the US. And it's been ruined by all manner of retard, holier-than-thou or not.
So if you wanna keep the spirit alive and give the Gensokyo ladies a chance to survive in the Outside World for a night thanks to an increase in belief, do your part and keep the traditions going. The real ones.

As for me, I'll be spending time with my wife, Remi and her family as I feed them copious amounts of sweets.




............andmaybeapasserbyortwo.

Then I'll fulfill the old ways by dicking down my vampire devil wife on the night of All Hallows Eve, before tucking her into bed until they all have to go back to Gensokyo until the next time the barrier is thin enough, just as the ancestors intended.

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>>44966961
apology accepted

>> No.44967364

>>44966988
>>44966996
Butthurt jealous retarded Euros don't even know that Halloween originated in Europe

>> No.44967382

>>44967364
The majority of it did, yeah. But at the end of the day, despite it's origin, it's the White man's holiday and should be treated as such.

>> No.44967436

>>44967382
>it's the White man's holiday and should be treated as such.
ding ding ding

>> No.44967449

>>44967382
If Halloween were a black man's holiday would children go around stealing candy from everyone?

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>>44967164
dont you have some diaper images to post?
stay in your containment thread with the other subhuman remitards and spare us your delirious blabbering

>> No.44967463

>>44967452
>disgust49
C-Can you post more I really like that

>> No.44967487
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>>44967452
How about you eat my left nut. The diaper and foot fags all deserve a fucking blood eagle. And I'll have you know that I view all of the SDM residents from both a canon source, as well as a historical and occult viewpoint. The Scarlet sisters are upper class aristocrats from the Renaissance, and I respect them as such.
There's nothing wrong with having a little fun on here, you fun Nazi. And me posting that is more likely to keep the faggots away.

>>44967436
Correct. Keep the old ways alive, including the vampires of the Scarlet manor.

>>44967449
Yes, but we all know it isn't because they actually have to work for it by going door to door.

For everyone else, have a picture.

>> No.44967495

>>44967364
halloween as it was in tradition is very different from how it became in america and then got turned into the global holiday we know today.
>>44967382
1. white is a copout for those who have no real heritage or ethnicity to identify with
2. the american definiton of "White man" includes slavs, italians and the irish
3. ironically the actual christian holiday observes worship of ALL saints and martyrs

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>>44967495
1.Fuck off with your semantics about "No True Roman".

2.My ancestors are Welsh, French, and English, and me and mine will celebrate the holiday in those historical ways.

3.You're right about this.

Have a couple of Flans to balance it out.

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44967527

>>44967517
The hands are terrible, but this is fresh from the Bing bot so sue me or take it and fix it on your own.

Have another

>> No.44967633

>>44967452
I wonder what it feels like to floof flans hair.

>> No.44967648

>>44967633
Floof the Flan. Huff the Flumpf

>> No.44967654

>>44967495
>the american definiton of "White man" includes slavs, italians and the irish
Pr*testants are the blacks of Europe.

>> No.44967663

>>44967654
>Pr*testants are the blacks of Europe.
literally the opposite.

>> No.44967688

I'll gladly give Flan-chan my fluids!!!

>> No.44967715

>>44967527
Prompt?

>> No.44967732

>>44967487
>canon source
Now I'm triggered. Its one thing to post nigger tier attempts at fanfiction completely unprompted and another to misinterpret your shitty headcanons to be according to ZUN's work.
You say you want to keep out the faggots, but you are the exact same kind of faggot there are hundreds of in 'those' threads.
Go there, you'll be in good company. Unless, of course, you are the hypocritical kind of retard that can't stand others writing about wanting to impregnate your flavor of the week waifu but see no issue doing that exact thing yourself elsewhere because your brain underwent stunted development.
And now your latent low-functioning autism is going to compel you to try and have the last word without any valid argumentation available, so you're going to shit out an incoherent wall of text tantrum.
Please, just go back there. But if you don't want to I can't blame you for that.

>> No.44967747

>>44967663
Found one.

>> No.44967829

>>44967732
You went full retard. Never go full retard.

I bet you're angry that your waifu is getting cucked so you're taking it out on the other guy.
You like a weird 2Hu, don't you?

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>>44967715
Straight into the Bing AI bar, no changes:
"In the style of a realistic Renaissance painting, Flandre Scarlet, the vampire from the Touhou series, celebrates Halloween."

Be warned though, i managed to get one of Remilia and three of Flandre before it cucked out and locked it down for "banned prompts" or whatever. last one I was able to get.

>> No.44968766

>>44967829
Are you having a stroke or did you reply to the wrong person

>> No.44969178

Flan SEX.

>> No.44969282

>>44967654
I'm sorry, who ruled 1/4 of the earth's surface?
And then who made most of America a shithole, and made a good bit of africa worse somehow?

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>>44969178
Care to repeat that? oni-chan~

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44969507

Why would Flan need people to open their doors when she could obliterate their house

>> No.44969997

>>44969507
getting a gohei shoved up your ass is probably not that pleasant

>> No.44970463

>>44969507
Because vampires need to be invited in.
They maybe evil ,powerful and immortal blood parasites but that doesn't mean they are rude.

>> No.44970469

Flan, Rem there's no need to fight. Theres plenty of fat balding loser men to drain of blood on halloween.

>> No.44970747

>>44970469
You and I both know for a fact that Remi would never stoop as low as to go after them. She's very particular about the quality of what she drinks, making sure that it meets her high standards, and preferably being type B+. Anyone who can tell the difference isn't going after fat, balding losers.

Now, Flan, on the other hand, would go after them, but only to paint the walls.

>> No.44974369

>>44970747
ok Remi time for your nap

>> No.44974923

>>44970747
Remi is definitely the one who's into fatsos.

>> No.44976083

>>44974923
>>44970747
fat people have more blood.

>> No.44976418

You all could be posting Halloween pictures of your favorite Scarlet sister and you've all devolved into the measuring of blood in a fat guy.
Shameful.

And before anyone claims I post something,
>>44967854
>>44967527
>>44967517
>>44967487
Are all me.

Get creative! Let's post some Hu's, already!

>> No.44977627

>>44976083
only very marginally, it barely makes a difference and is spread very thin across the fat.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4589161/
on the contrary having muscles increases the amount of oxygenated blood circulated, but extreme bodybuilding and steroid abuse lead to clotting and vein blockages.

>> No.44978624

>>44976418
You claim others should post but you only referenced someone else's post. Shame on you!

>> No.44978635

>>44977627
So vampire girls should go after big strong men with lots of muscles but are natty too?
Damn it I don't want to go to the gym, but if it's to feed vampires more efficiently.

>> No.44980372

thinking about it, it takes 24 days to replace 1 liter of blood
that means going by normal liquid intake 1 vampire needs to kill a human once every 4 days on average or keep around 36 humans to drain alive
no wonder the ones in horror movies are all starving

>> No.44983515

>>44980372
we gota pump those numbers up for the vampire girls

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>>44983515
We're going to help them by drinking blood ourselves?

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>>44978624
Fine. She's in my bed. Happy? I am.
Look at her smug little face.

>> No.44986481

>>44980372
It takes 24 days for 1l of blood but it takes me only 90 minutes fo a full bladder of piss. Vampires should adapt to the better fluid.

>> No.44987418

>>44986454
You can't fool me
She would never lay flat on her back like that
It would hurt to lay on top of her wings

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>>44987418
They were carefully folded.
But fine, she's laying on her side to be the little spoon now so her wings can stretch out behind her.
Better?

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>>44980372
Patchouli could come up with some potion that severely increases cum production, to make a man produce as much semen as he can converting from normal food and drink.
Since sperm is actually even more of a "lifeblood" of humanity in general sense than blood itself, it should sustain both Scarlets with no problem. It's really like a concentrated blood, with much more potential lifeforce, perfect for vampires. Not to mention both of them are rather small, so accounting for that the feeding job would be even easier.

>> No.44987605

>>44987584
Why do you think Remi's in my bed right now?

>> No.44987644

>>44987605
Because you forgot to take your pills

>> No.44988423

>>44987584
haha le what if blood sucking monster drink peepee fluid (le lifeforce) instead oh my god anonymouse thats such an original thought rofl on the floor xD

>> No.44996397

What are you doing this Halloween that would make your favorite 2Hu happy and proud, Anon?

I'm going to make a bonfire and eat roasted sweet potatoes with a good tea and play ambient Touhou music. Might bring the fumo and give her some taters to eat.

>> No.44997605

What is flans panty color? [canon answers only]

>> No.44997666

>>44997605
None, she doesn't go out anyway so why bother?

>> No.44997675

what panties

>> No.44998222

>>44997605
In canon, she doesn't wear panties. She wears knee-length, lacey, white bloomers that tie off above the knee with white ribbon.
Her sister wears the same style, but Remilia's is either wearing similar length, or those that come to just below the knee, tied with a red ribbon.
Style wise, it's probably from around the period of the late 1800's- early 1900's.

>> No.45000343

>>44986454
Comfy.

>> No.45000523

You can't take my energy, vampire.

>> No.45000687

>>44987584
Found the Taoist.

>> No.45001554

>>44966988
Isn't Halloween an Celthic festival?

>> No.45001812

>>45001554
No?
It's a christian thing largely influenced by pagan traditions, but there isn't anything much specifically celtic about it. It's more or less just an excuse to have a party.
By the time Europe was christianised the celts had more or less ceased to be a definite group, displaced by Germanic tribes.

>> No.45008240

>>44996397
Gonna wear my armour and sit at home with a nice book giving out sweets. The kids love it and especially the dads that accompany them

>> No.45012368

>>44966046
more

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