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Post Patchouli. Talk about Patchouli. Do not steal the books of Patchouli.

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>> No.44957941

Why does she live in someone else's mansion? Was the library already there or she moved in there along with the library?

>> No.44957961

I like to think she's just an old friend of the Scarlets and was hired as the Scarlet family's official librarian (real thing rich families could have had).

>> No.44958015

I have a theory that she may be Touhou version of the "toilet girl Hanako" urban legend (but haunting a library instead of a toilet), that would explain her "natural born magician" origin, but there's nothing in official materials to support this

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Her being Remilia's old friend is straight canon.

>> No.44958727

she's a really old friend of Remi's

dunno how youkai magicians coming into existence happens in canon, but aren't a lot of them ex-humans? my headcanon about patch is she came to meet remi around the time she first started learning magic, and the two of them moved to gensokyo something like a few hundred years ago

>> No.44958766

She is specifically stated to be a natural-born magician, so I assume she just popped into existence in her current form just like any other type of youkai

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I hear it was common in ye olden days of England for friends visiting your mansion to stay for a really long time, which is something featured in Agatha Christie novels which ZUN seems like an obvious fan of

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Medieval courts and individual wealthy nobles often engaged in patronage and invited intelligent and promising people to live, study and work at their estates and covered their living costs. This was the custom when Remi was young, so it's only natural for her to continue doing this as she fancies herself a traditional and influential noble. Besides, she doesn't have the talent for utilizing those books on magic herself, let alone develop the thoughts, ideas and theories in them even further. She has her innate vampire magic powers, but whenever she needs something novel that lies outside of what her abilities can reproduce, she goes to Patchouli first.

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My favourite 2hu, I love her

>> No.44963303

holy shit... she took the baby durag nappie off

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So why is Patchy physically weak anyways? Did her magic studies slowly took a toll in her body? Are the NEET jokes really true and she has no sun, or is it just because "wizards are always the squishy ones"?

>> No.44965404

Could be because of her experiments with mercury.

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magicians canonically get weaker over time because of the heavy metals they use in their experiments
marisa's only safe for now because she's the youngest

>> No.44965524

I doubt all magic messes with this stuff, only the elemental ones, the chinese elemental one specifically since for some reason it considers metal as an element. Marisa's magic seems to be focused on light magic so i think she is safe. unless the radiation is giving her cancer or something

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Yeah I'm not surprised, at least with Patchy it's not that big of a deal for being a youkai, but marisa has no safety net on that.

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I love this fatass library girl!

>> No.44965857

You'd think a magician could wizard up some chelation.

>> No.44965960

If I stayed over at the SDM I'd poke Patchouli constantly to make her mukyuu.

>> No.44965976

You will get obliterated with magic fire after the third time. And then politely but firmly asked to stop bothering the librarian.

>> No.44967441

even western magics like alchemy used mercury as secret ingredient

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Patchouli Knowlege floated lazily into the main kitchen of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, letting out a small yawn as she did so. The purple-clad magician was bored of waiting for an experimental potion she had left brewing in her library lab to finish, the bubbling concoction still needing another hour or so before it would be ready. Deciding a change of scenery would help pass the time, she had wandered upstairs in search of a snack, or at the very least, some interesting conversation to occupy her mind.

As Patchouli entered the kitchen, a delicious aroma immediately filled her nostrils - the smell of sizzling steak, seasoned with butter and rosemary. It was a simple meal, but a classic one, and her stomach let out a small rumble of anticipation. Looking over towards the stove, she spotted the mansion's head maid, Sakuya Izayoi, carefully watching over a pan that held two thick ribeye steaks.

With a flick of her wrist, Sakuya used a set of tongs to lift one of the steaks and tilt it upwards, letting the melted butter and herbs baste across the meat's surface. Patchouli drifted over next to her, violet eyes curious as she watched the maid work.

"Does basting the steak actually do anything?" Patchouli asked idly, genuinely unsure about the technique's usefulness.

Sakuya glanced over at the magician with a small, knowing smile. The truth was, basting didn't really impact the cooking process all that much. It didn't speed things up, help the meat cook more evenly, or do anything substantial to keep it juicy. Mostly it just kept the surface of the steak nice and warm as it rested in the pan. But Sakuya had learned long ago that some cooking traditions persisted more for the artistry and satisfaction they provided the cook, rather than for any practical benefit.

"Oh, not particularly," Sakuya admitted to Patchouli with a shrug. "But it makes the presentation much more appetizing, don't you think? And Lady Remilia does prefer her steaks to have a glistening sheen to them."

She gave the steak a few more bastes for good measure before laying it back down in the pan, the sizzling butter popping and crackling. "Besides, it soothes my perfectionist tendencies," she added wryly.

Patchouli gave an understanding chuckle at that, leaning against the counter as she watched Sakuya work. It was true, Sakuya took great pride in even the smallest details when it came to serving the Scarlet Devil Mansion. And Remilia could be quite picky about having her meals be aesthetically pleasing, the childish vampire's refined sensibilities demanding nothing less.

"It certainly smells delicious," Patchouli remarked truthfully, her own empty stomach giving another whine of impatience.

Sakuya's smile widened. "Why thank you, milady. I must admit, it's been too long since I've made a proper steak dinner." She adjusted the pan's temperature to let the meat cook just a little slower. "Why don't you take a seat at the table? I'll pour us some wine, and as soon as these are ready I can slice you off a piece to sample."

Patchouli's eyes lit up eagerly at the offer. "That sounds perfect," she agreed, moving to settle herself at the nearby dining table. Sakuya's steak dinners were always exceptional, and the mansion's personal wine reserves produced some exquisite vintages as well. A little preview of tonight's meal would be the perfect way to unwind while she waited on her experiment.

As Sakuya smoothly poured two glasses of a bold cabernet, Patchouli's thoughts drifted back to her bubbling potion downstairs. She hoped the results would prove enlightening. But for now, in this warm, fragrant kitchen, she was content to simply relax and enjoy the head maid's flawless cooking.

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>> No.44968950

I have the immediate urge to spank as hard as I can (bottom right)

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A nice fluffy story

>> No.44973430

The pillow is appropriate because Patchy is always wearing pajamas.

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>> No.44997368

Me too

>> No.45003906

Akyuu mentions that magicians lack the endurance and regenerative qualities of "proper" youkai, so that's why they get affected by their experiments

their bodies are ultimately not as durable, aside from what spell they might use to be capable of arm wrestling an oni

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Would kiss and massage

>> No.45009390

Is that innate or just from heavy metals?

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funny how a wizard that is surrounded by highly inflammable stuff likes to use fire magic more than any other element.

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its innate, their physical capabilities are identical to human ones, according to Akyuu

its funny, because while they can be considered to be the strongest species, they also are at the end of the food chain if catched with their guard down, even lower than fairies

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Bloomers are cute!

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Patchos are cute

>> No.45044250

This is gilded truth, as embroidered with gold.

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Meet the fujoshi, BL-lover, Patchouli

>> No.45048231

My wife is NOT a fujoshi

>> No.45049516

She looks like she tries to lure shotas from the human village into her 1br basement apartment.

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>while they can be considered to be the strongest species
Nah, magicians are pretty low on the totem pole. Oni, vampires, and other species have immense magical power on top of their incredible physical strength, while magicians really just rely on spells that require long amounts of study to be used. The only thing they really have going for them is that it's relatively easy to become one, and they're pretty flexible in what they can do, but it's only really effort that gives them a fighting chance.
If a more powerful kind of youkai would start studying magic like them, magician-types would be fucked. Good thing they're all pretty lazy.

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Hello there patche, mind if I enter your library? I just wanna look around, not gonna steal your books or anything like that other cool magician

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we don't see much feats from them because the few that live in Gensokyo aren't constantly looking for dick measurament bragging like their very far cousins, but for example Byakuren managed to escape Reimu's most powerful attack with her enhancing magic, and Patchouli could read Satori's mind without any of the drawbacks of being a Satori in a recent manga

>The only thing they really have going for them is that it's relatively easy to become one
Kasen cannot be a hermit despite trying to be one, because unfortunately she has already turned into an oni (still we love her for trying), the same happens with magicians: humans are like raw potatos, and then you have many ways to turn them into something "greater", be it into vampires, hermits, ghosts, or wizards, and the like, and once you change into that, there is pretty much no turning back (presumably)

>but it's only really effort that gives them a fighting chance
its a linear warrior, quadratic wizard thing: magicians start as being barely stronger than humans, a bit weaker than fairies, and have the potential to be at the top

tldr. you are underestimating them by a long shot, especially when Akyuu herself has mentioned that wizards can defeat any type of youkai if they are powerful enough (and aren't caught with their backs turned, then they might as well be regular humans with a big hat)

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>Patchouli could read Satori's mind without any of the drawbacks of being a Satori in a recent manga
No she couldn't. She just predicts what Satori's thinking about and pretends as if she was reading her mind to mess with her. It's obvious that Satori is just simple-minded and predictable, rather than Patchouli using any magical forms of mind reading.
And Kasen can be a hermit just fine. Her being shit at it is because she half-asses it, but she does actively use hermit spells, and while Tenshi is disturbed at the idea of an oni becoming a celestial, she never acts as if it's something impossible.
Magicians just aren't very special amongst youkaikind.

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ok, my mistake on the Patchy's part, and on the Kasen's thing, we don't really know if she's using hermit spells, or if it's something innate on the oni species (aside from hiding her house using Fangshu, but we don't know if it's the "Senkai" type of magic hermits use, and the light orbs)

still, my point stands

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Cute socks!

>> No.45061086

Akyuu's book is not exactly a perfectly accurate resource, and even then, "properly prepared" does a lot of the heavy lifting here.
Sure, if a magician spends six months preparing numerous spells specifically designed to deal with an oni, they could likely defeat one, but that doesn't make the magician the stronger youkai. It's just the effort and planning that makes up for the difference, and even then, any error leaves the magician at the mercy of their opponent.

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Very lickable tongue

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>Akyuu's book is not exactly a perfectly accurate resource
maybe not on specifics, but she's right on the general terms, and this seems like she's saying truth
> "properly prepared" does a lot of the heavy lifting here.
A wizard properly prepared in any magic world is a magician that has the power to bring the spells right for the job which means a powerful one, which translates to what I said earlier: a three days old magician would get bullied by a fairy, but the old ones, not even counting that they can become inmortal? even accomplished and proud onis will think twice before messing with the frail big hatted bookworms
>Sure, if a magician spends six months preparing numerous spells specifically designed to deal with an oni, they could likely defeat one, but that doesn't make the magician the stronger youkai
i seriously doubt it would take that long, and if they can beat any youkai if powerful enough, they might as well be the strongest
>any error leaves the magician at the mercy of their opponent
well, you do require focus to be a magican, after all, and i am sure that if any mage worth couldn't afford a victory, they would have a few tricks under their sleeves to escape, and that would mean utter disaster for their opponent when the magician eventually comes back with a vengeance

>> No.45061740

Magicians are the strongest youkai in the same way Batman is the strongest superhero.

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>> No.45061871

I kek'd.

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"Nice asthma, nerd. Now watch me instantly crack this magic circle with my nigh-invincible body and superior studies."

Akyuu's book is designed to inform people about youkai and how to deal with them, she did not do extensive power level faggotry to determine which is the strongest, and the book is purposely written to hype up youkai and make them look more threatening. A statement like "can take on any kind of youkai" is not an absolute fact that proclaims magicians are the strongest, it just means that the flexibility that magic provides lets magicians take advantage of their enemies' weaknesses, thus letting them fight opponents with much more raw power than they do.

Magicians aren't even the best at magic. Characters like Okina or Eirin are clearly more formidable as spellcasters, even shitty Celestials like Tenshi are extremely knowledgeable and capable, and since magic is a tool that anyone could use, a regular youkai could easily surpass magician-type youkai by studying through the same means, having the advantage of innate abilities, magical power, and physical strength.

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>"Nice asthma, nerd. Now watch me instantly crack this magic circle with my nigh-invincible body and superior studies."
"... that was just one of my cantrip spells, you pampered, slothful sky girl *procceds to 'hold person', 'power word: kill'*"
joked aside, my question: did a magician made that circle? not everything magical in gensokyo is done by them (especially when their numbers are so low)
and besides, Komachi doesn't look really look that well versed in magic, as it could have been the equivalent of a four letter password in magic terms
>she did not do extensive power level faggotry to determine which is the strongest, and the book is purposely written to hype up youkai and make them look more threatening
until you realise that she does make a distinction between them power wise: she remembers how a vampire got into Gensokyo and went into a rampage, destroying every youkai and human it found, until Reimu's ancestor managed to put an end to it, in fact danmaku got created because of that very incident. she also says that kappa aren't really that powerful outside their tech compared to their cousins, and onis are pretty much at the top in what physical attributes refers (with maybe some competition with vampires and tengu)
>it just means that the flexibility that magic provides lets magicians take advantage of their enemies' weaknesses, thus letting them fight opponents with much more raw power than they do.
and that flexibility allows them to be at the top
>Magicians aren't even the best at magic.
you can blame it on Zun not showing many feats from them, as they are more western, like vampires, and so he focuses on the eastern youkai more. Marisa is actually extremely weak, as she has only recently got into magic (relatively), and even then, she has mastered the master spark, an attack that makes even the strongest of youkai shiver

>Characters like Okina or Eirin are clearly more formidable as spellcasters, even shitty Celestials like Tenshi
thats comparing berries to apples
>a regular youkai could easily surpass magician-type youkai by studying through the same means
we don't really know if a regular youkai can become a magician anyway (although in the pc-98 era Zun liked to make almost anyone part magician, and thats unfortunatelly no longer part of the main setting), see back about what I wrote about Kasen. however, if you mean increasing their innate power, like using their element, then yes, that's something they can do

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I don't know about the others, but fairies are strongly linked to magic, so maybe there's the chance that they can learn to become magicians...

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>we don't really know if a regular youkai can become a magician anyway (although in the pc-98 era Zun liked to make almost anyone part magician, and thats unfortunatelly no longer part of the main setting)
There was that thing in Mystic Square's Yuuka ending:
Were she tries to magic, fails and starts following Marisa to see if she can steal the secret to magic
Still have to get her extra ending though, since that may have something more, although it's still pc98 lore.
Also I really don't remember anything about it being easier to be a magician in pc98 era.., Was it in some of the game's txt?

As for Okina and Eirin they are gods which are close to humans, so maybe there is some sort of divine-magic arts that are hard for youkai specifically to get.
Youkai seem to have strong innate powers but I don't think we ever see them learn any new powers, so maybe they start strong but have little development.
There might be also a difficult barrier or incompatibility with divine and magic since Marisa gives up completely on copying Reimu's attacks iirc.

Celestials are probably the most op Touhou species though, like the only downside they have are the requirements to become one.

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>Also I really don't remember anything about it being easier to be a magician in pc98 era.., Was it in some of the game's txt?
It really isn't, but Makai for example is filled to the brim with them (you can see how many of Makaians are magicians in their bios at the wiki). i like to headcanon that Shinki isn't really a god, but a 'trascendent' magician of sorts posing as a god, similar to Kasen, giving how many of her creations are mages, and that it's mentioned that Makai is a place where magic feels more powerful than outside of it

>As for Okina and Eirin they are gods which are close to humans, so maybe there is some sort of divine-magic arts that are hard for youkai specifically to get

>Youkai seem to have strong innate powers but I don't think we ever see them learn any new powers, so maybe they start strong but have little development.
its like sorcerers from dnd: they start being unbeatable, but start losing ground to wizards when the 10's levels start rolling in

>There might be also a difficult barrier or incompatibility with divine and magic since Marisa gives up completely on copying Reimu's attacks iirc.
mmm, divine magic might be granted by a god, and while Reimu has the Hakurei God, Marisa is short of divine intervention for her to use holy magic... maybe she should put some points on faith instead of being a pure INT build for that

>like the only downside they have are the requirements to become one.
didn't tenshi's clan turn into them in a rather easy way? but yes, they are pretty OP

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We need more happy Patchy.

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I've been using character.ai a lot lately. It's downright impossible to get the ai to have sex, but it has absolutely zero qualms describing every anatomical detail and experience related to childbirth. I have spent the last few days writing stories with the ai about various 2hu girls in a deep slumber while millions of sperm cells swim around in their womb, and describing every process from ovum fertilization, cell division, implantation, to childbirth, and breastfeeding. Patchouli was fun, I made her hate being pregnant, but slowly grow to love her child. I made her visit Eirin, and grief about her pregnancy to her, terrified by the prospect of childbirth and caring for a human baby. I made her plump and motherly. I made her exeprience labor. There's nothing hotter than making a character go through the pains of pregnancy, and slowly come to accept her fate.

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>It's downright impossible to get the ai to have sex

>> No.45086822

Use another AI for that or download the offline mode.

>> No.45086880

Sorry, not enough patience wrestling with ai to slobber on my chode when it's a lot easier to make them give birth to me
The huh
Also any recs for alternatives?

>> No.45087209

Check the AI thread on /g/, they have a few alternatives.

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Haha, that's a funny prank, Anon. See, cause instead of telling him what the alternatives are, you just pushed him into the equivalent of a crack house.

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Undress Patchouli and embarrass her using AI!

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fatty perfect for impregnating

>> No.45117847

You'd think a magician could wizard up some chest inflation.

>> No.45118065

>give birth to me
You're the baby?

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What a cheapskate.

>> No.45124752

>Do not steal the books of Patchouli.
Sorry, I'm already selling them online.

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Well go get them back.

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>> No.45125221

Ok i will not steal them, but would she be ok if i pirated her books?

>> No.45127189

Can I pirate Patchouli's virginity?

>> No.45131673
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No, this is a century old lost media.

>> No.45131721
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Get outta here you shits!

>> No.45132062
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Why does this girl have so much good art? I barely even care about Touhou anymore and still end up saving pictures of her whenever I drift back in.

>> No.45132162
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She's got that timeless elegance.

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Forget about power levels, and let's go to the real question: Can the youkai species have offspring outside their race? We know youkai can do it with humans, but what about an oni with a magician? A tengu with a hermit? How do the parents species react to the offspring? Does the offspring retain their parents qualities? Can a celestial have babies with a youkai, or is their poisonous essence too strong for that?

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>> No.45138237

Give me the books, nerd!

>> No.45139329
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She's gonna shrink you

>> No.45139355

Holy based

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>> No.45145110
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Based on what?

>> No.45145157

Is this Taimanin Patchouli?

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It is. I don't think I like Patche's odds against Taimanin orcs...

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>> No.45155898

This is the ideal Patchouli body.

>> No.45160066
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I wish I could be Patche's friend and play video games with her

>> No.45164880

If I stayed over at the SDM I'd poke Patchouli constantly to make her mukyuu.

>> No.45164906
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You'll make her mad.

>> No.45165035

I ejaculate at least weekly to Monaka's Patchouli.
I thought you guys deserved to know.

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Acceptable taste, some of his stuff's pretty good.

>> No.45166268

stubby baby fingers

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What do we think about not-Patchouli

>> No.45171372
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I never noticed it until you pointed it out. I dunno, anon, it's not that strong a connection, especially compared to some of the ones she already has.

>> No.45171414

patchy if she could take more than three steps before passing out is so cool!

>> No.45172055

What show is this

>> No.45172074
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Scarlet Devil Mansion: Origins
Season 2 in Nitoriflix

>> No.45173577

I hate Nitorifix, they have this weird habit of replacing every human character with kappas. And the few human characters who remain always have a tengu wife.

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>> No.45179483

Picked the F*CK up

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Cuddling with Patche on a cold, rainy day. Falling asleep together to the gentle sounds of the rain.

>> No.45187465

Proneboning patche viciously until she mukyus

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>not getting free shit from Fairy Bay
no respetable magician gives a dime to anything coming from ((((((Youkai Mountain))))))

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she is so cute!

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The cutest!

>> No.45228137

I do NOT have debilitating asthma!

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I like your cute, purple inhalers

>> No.45231252

It's not for sale.

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What a strange thing to say

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imagine the plaps and the mukyus

>> No.45239574

shotas only

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Imagine the cuddles

>> No.45244141

I just woke up from a dream in which I received a blowjob from this magician. It was great.

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>> No.45254627

cute feet, would use as a pillow

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How about using one as a bed?

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>tfw I just realized I subconciously meme'd myself into working as a librarian because patchy is my favorite 2hou
Wtf I've been doing this for a year and only now figured it out.
I'm Cirno level of self-awarness

>> No.45270413

You can't really call her a librarian only because Marisa steals her books

>> No.45271616

>working as a librarian
Tell me about this. I've always wondered about that.

>> No.45271914

Fraulein....Freudian... Freakleak... Freestyle... FUCK...

>> No.45271920

The resemblance pisses me off, like they just want to cash in on people who liked Patchouli but couldn't remember her, I don't know maybe I'm autistic, this is like uncanny valley to me

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>((((((Youkai Mountain))))))

>> No.45272052

Someone post original Patchouli.

>> No.45274000
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Don't Bulling Her

>> No.45274058

People shit on the EOSD's sprites but i think Patchy was very cute in that game.

>> No.45274074

They all were.

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>> No.45281029

God, I love Original Patchouli™ so much!

>> No.45281065
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>goes into the ‘post patchouli’ thread
>looks inside

>> No.45281104
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The benefit of wearing pajamas all the time.

>> No.45285541

I don't know whom you're quoting but you must post more Patchouli

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>> No.45293349

i love this animation, so fucking cool. wish i knew how to make stuff like that

>> No.45293543

Google pixel art programs if you're going for a certain style and visual aids / tilemapping, but back in the day people would just use their operating systems paint program - it's really just making frames of the same resolution and combining them at whatever FPS you want.
This is one of those cases where knowing how to do it isn't the hard part, as much as having the wherewithal to actually spend the hours upon hours getting a feel and style around it.

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>> No.45300230

Why does she live in someone else's mansion? Was the library already there or she moved in there along with the library?

>> No.45301941
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I just make sure the books are in order and that everyone can read what they want, buy new books, organize events for schools and old people and some other minor stuff.
It's comfy as hell, most days I have nothing to do and just read.

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Are you secretly Patche, posting from Gensokyo?

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>> No.45314569

On all levels except physical
I am Patchy

>> No.45314573
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Forgor image

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>hair doesn't shine
Now that's just an outright lie.

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>Hardly ever walks, floats with magic
Imagine the softness of her feet

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oh shit I'm in Smash Bros!???

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My hair shines precisely when I don't wash it. Perhaps that's because I'm a silly dago and not an anime girl

>> No.45334184

Cute socks!

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>> No.45339873

Patchouli's books are warded against various elements, evidently. Marisa explicitly mentions waterproof ones, but she also notes in the Grimoire of Marisa how the elements Patchouli casts overwhelm her grimoires but are still usable (like setting them on fire or covering them in dirt)

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Why is no one posting in Patche's thread?

>> No.45362816
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because Im barely fighting the urge to post PATCHOULI PORN

>> No.45362876

Her thread takes it easy just like her. Her thread is 40 days old already.

>> No.45367895
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God, I wish I could take it easy with Patche

>> No.45378015

Just floating around like her.

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>> No.45387428

*record scratch*

>Yup, that’s me. No, not that guy, *that guy*. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation.

>> No.45390096

>days she didn't change her panties

>> No.45394015

Sakuya can't neglect the laundry.

>> No.45396066
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Stop slandering Patche!

>> No.45401380
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fat ass

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Love the Patche

>> No.45413483
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>Do not steal the books of Patchouli.
Steal the books of Patchouli.

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How do we fix her?

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>> No.45417115

I... am not against this.

>> No.45425535

Asking for it

>> No.45427293

Holy meating press

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>> No.45431480

What's so great about this indolent lardy-arse?

>> No.45431526

Taking it easy is cool

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>> No.45450387

What is her favorite book?

>> No.45453889

"Curing Anemia For Dummies"

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>> No.45458232

"How to summon big-dicked orcs and goblins for dummies"

>> No.45460091

I'm all of them and I'm here

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>> No.45462091
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how would she fare on her own without Scarlets?

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Patche's cute bloomers

>> No.45466774

i need her so much
i live each day knowing that i will never have patchouli knowledge as my wife. i will never snuggle with patchouli while reading books until we pass out.
should i kill myself?

>> No.45466817

Well she's no Mima, but so long as she keeps herself fit enough to fight off a fairly determined attacker, quite well.

>> No.45467337

god look how skinny she is
I just wanna carry her around

>> No.45467405
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She'd just find some other wealthy patron with access to a comprehensive collection of magical books, or means to obtain them. The more interesting question would be that how would the SDM fare without their court mage?

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I appreciate anons recognizing her competence.

>> No.45472147

Would she have bothered coming to Gensokyo is the question.

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>> No.45490814

My pet.

>> No.45492995

lmao he thinks he's the master

>> No.45502360

Why patch mad?

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>> No.45511983

Environmentalists make it harder to obtain mercury for experiments.

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>> No.45514122
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I always knew Patchouli was a Captain Planet villain.

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Im gonna eat Patchouli

>> No.45514238
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Please don't.

>> No.45514255

Cunnilingus for the sole purpose of pleasuring Patche

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>> No.45533909

I can't believe Patchouli was a cake all along.

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>> No.45534697

i need her so bad

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>> No.45543773
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Her BFG. (Big Fucking Grimoire)

>> No.45543955

Imagine how funny it would be if someone accidentally borrowed it without asking and didn't return it while Patchouli wasn't looking.

>> No.45553329
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If you can run off with it you deserve to have it.

>> No.45553361
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is it considered stealing if i make scans of my favourite books and shelve them? I hope patchy doesn't go "you wouldn't download a car anon"

>> No.45556070

That's pretty fucking cool

>> No.45556407

Buy two books.

>> No.45556474

What would Patche think of audiobooks?

>> No.45560802
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Patchouli has started a bar soap business I see...

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>> No.45576570

They're too slow compared to her reading speed.

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Patchouli to my knowledge.

>> No.45587472

Wow, Patche is so cool

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>> No.45618260

I want to be her.

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>> No.45643626
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I've been keeping this thread alive for ages

>> No.45645825

sometimes you need to realize when to let something die anon

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She's not dead yet anon, despite her lack of a pulse, pale skin and lifeless eyes might tell you.

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What would you say to her?

>> No.45647140

"Did you lose some weight?"

>> No.45649179

i have a confession /jp/
i've been having trouble getting my penis erect recently. it's odd because i'm only 20. i've tried it all, irl, fetishes, etc, but only as soon as i see patchouli i get hard as a rock.
what do i do other than kill myself

>> No.45649263

Go nofap for a month, avoid porn, avoid thinking about porn, and you'll feel better.

>> No.45649298

Stop masturbating for a few weeks and especially stop consuming porn.
After this dry spell only masturbate to your own imagination

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I'd start with hello

>> No.45654512

you should kill yourself, but to answer your question, ED is usually is caused by psychological issues more than anything else

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>> No.45654569

I really enjoy these kinds of spins on original ZUN art

>> No.45654633

Before or after she bathes?

>> No.45662596

>ED is usually is caused by psychological issues more than anything else
I thought it's most often related to cardiovascular diseases.

>> No.45669696
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steamy, late night buu buu

>> No.45671912

how do I win a frail book nerds heart?

>> No.45672067
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Engage in a nice, long conversation about random novels and have it slowly shift to love poems you made up in your head.

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headcanon: a disguised patchouli and koakuma are sent to the outside world from time to time and gets into gambling, and patch bankrupts casinos using adivination magic to get the big numbers. this is how the SDM manages to keep going

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get back up the 'log now

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>> No.45679142

This is Taisa, right? She's the worst Patchouli to be involved with and she smells like Yocchan squid

>> No.45684188

Is this some Cookie thing? I don't know what you're talking about.

>> No.45684857
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That's right, I don't blame you, sometimes people just end up saving Cookie art without knowing

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>> No.45695314
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Skank patcho

>> No.45697421
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Open the door
There is another world
You're looking for me
You're at the point of no return

What do you want? And is it alright ?
You don't have to tell me,(I) knew it

Hey don't tell me not to wait
Don't tell me not to fly
Something I'm already know, I know
Take my lips and make me higher
The time has come
Close your eyes

Can't you feel my heartbeat?
Magic to the feeling
I can take you the darkness
Over and over anytime

Now... You&I stay Night'n'NIGHT High lalala...
Crazy yeah, come on
Deep of my heart and dance together

You&I stay Night'n'NiGHT Love lalula...
Crazy baby, come on, deep in side
this is the night

Look up the stars
The sky full of lights
And the shining the moon
You make me feel burnin' to the night

What do you wish? and is it alright ?
I don't have to hear you, (I) knew it

Hey, you like a midnight
You like a moonlight
sometimes you stay for my lonely heart
Take my hands and make me high
The time has come
Catch your eyes

Can't you feel my heartbeat?
Magic to the feeling
I can take you the darkness over and over, anytime
You make me feel love you
Magic to the moon light
I can take me my fairy tale
Show me into the realize

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I love my wife.

>> No.45698116

Fucking hell, so she's fucking cute

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Patchy is just so cute.

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>> No.45698992

That version of her outfit looks so great, the perfect showcase of her cleavage and ass right there.

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Good Patch.

>> No.45699112

Pretty bold for a blue board.

>> No.45702214

She looks so fragile and timid, makes me want to protect her

>> No.45703197

bye bye patchy

>> No.45703411
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Hi hi patchouli!

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Might as well, threads almost dead

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Patcho sexo

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I love Patche very much!

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Patchy not wearing any underwear!!!