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Wait a second, I just realized something.
Wizer and Xellos are exactly like Lambdadelta and Bernkastel. Except male.

>> No.4493930
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Fascinating

>> No.4493933

Wrong. We already determined Xellos has no part in Umineko other than sending his daughter Erika there.

>> No.4493929

>>4493911
I thought we established that Xellos was Bern's father? Just look his face, minus the cat-tail, they're the same person.

>> No.4493941

>>4493933
I meant Bern.

>> No.4493958

Xellos' troll face>Bern's
Bern's I'm gonna rape you in about five seconds on every level face>Xellos'

>> No.4493961

But Xellos is awesome.

>> No.4493965

>>4493941
Oh, no, I know. I just noticed that Wizer and Xellos act in the same way Lambda and Bern do.

Wizer pretends to be stupid, ends up being the smarter of the two, homosexual tension between them, it seems to me to be the exact same thing as 34 and Bern's shenanigans.

>> No.4493980

>>4493911
Two problems.

Wizer is a chaotic good guy. Lambdadelta is neutral at best. Also, Xellos is a monster, and Bern is a wi-.... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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So Wizer represents murder? And Xellos represents Mystery?
And I suppose Gourry has DID, then?

>> No.4493984

>>4493980
Wizer's alignment is chaotic asshole.

>> No.4493987

>>4493980
Lambda is neutral, she herself said so, soncerning game aspects, she's fair, her lesbic things are completely unrelated

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>>4493983
I don't think rampant stupidity can lead to DID.

>> No.4493991

>>4493983
Rina has DID, she's also Naga

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Now if you can fit my waifu in there too I'll seriously start reading that shit.

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>>4493984
Wizer gets shit done. It takes a very special kind of man to troll Xellos.
>>4493988
Oh really?
*SPOILERS DO NOT READ WILL RUIN SLAYERS FOR YOU*


Gourry is actually the mysterious masked swordsman.

So he does have DID, after all. This explains why during the Sherra fight he ends up fighting MMS as well, because she was fucking with his mind.

>> No.4494016

>>4494011
There's a difference between having a mental disorder and being brainwashed you know. Are you 11, an idiot, or just trolling?

>> No.4494020

>>4493984
I love Wizer.
At first I thought he was an idiotic Inspector Javert parody...
until he turned out to be a fucking genius. Single-handily fucks up Xellos's plans, all the while furthering the cause of good. And he isn't even that strong!

>> No.4494028

>>4494011
Gee, no one would have guessed that from the blond hair.

>> No.4494042

>>4494016
I'm actually just kidding.
No, I don't honestly think Gourry has DID.
And the Sherra fight has yet to be animooted, but Gourry doesn't fight himself in it.
I'm a Slayersfag, through and through, I don't troll, I jest.

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>>4494028
WE'VE GOT A GENIUS HERE FOLKS!
BY THE WAY, SNAKES DON'T HAVE LEGS!

>> No.4494065

>>4494020
In the novels, Wizer wrecks people's shit by using his fists of steel in addition to his brain. He saves Lina's ass like 14 times. Turns out he managed to overthrow the corrupt kingdom of his and make a MOTHERFUCKING REPUBLIC.

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Rika became Bern because Xellos left her.
Of course, he was trolling.

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>>4494090
Rika is pure. She'd never give into despair with her true love present!

>> No.4494109

who is the one with the one sided gay love?

>> No.4494122

>>4494109
Wizer, of course.
See the picture? He clearly wants to tap DAT MAZOKU ASS, but Xellos won't be having any of that.

>> No.4494158

>>4494108
Rika is Bern, Episode 6 spells it out for you.

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