/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

i LOVE reisen

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>>44936987
Rabbit sex only lasts about 20 seconds though.

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>>44937013
That's only how long the rabbit men last, that's why humans are such good partners for Youkai. Only humans have any notable degree of sexual stamina, everybody else is a quickshot.

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>>44937019
pigs do pretty good iirc

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>>44937019
Humans are also one of a much smaller number of species with a year round breeding season. So are rabbits. Ergo, human on rabbit is the ideal partnership.

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>>44936987
I dont get it, why does the guy look unhappy?

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>>44937051
you know for all the vitriol over not having a lifetime partner that people tend to do online, you can be worse off than forever alone

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>>44936987
I had an ex like that and it turned out she was also lying about being on birth control. Ye be warned.

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>>44937051
i think he is just pissed that the other guys are talking shit about his wife

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>>44937173
Nah, he seems pissed the others are bullying him for being a breeder.

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>>44936987
>Dude couldnt even pull out of a driveway
I DONT FUCKING GET IT,ARE THEY CALLING REISEN A DRIVEWAY OR WHAT? its like they expect a human to outpower a youkai (in heat)

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>>44937194
Rabbits don't have heat cycles, anon. In fact, rabbits are one of the species with induced estrus. They ovulate and have their breeding switch flipped from being in close proximity to a male. Which means that if you try to hang around a rabbit youkai for long she's probably going to demand children.
It's really strange to me when people inject heat cycles from other animals when rabbits are even lewder than that meme.

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>>44937191
they wont be laughing after he sends Ringo and Seiran after them and they get to experience the gentle affection of rabbit youkai

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>>44937201
>the gentle affection of rabbit youkai
(force-fed dango)

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>>44936987
Guy went down the rabbit hole

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>>44936987
Do you guys have any more pics of Reisen with lots of rabbits children?

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>>44937302
Pretty sure that's Hiro's origin story

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>>44937238

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>>44936987
But why?

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>>44937404
>youkai
>lunarian
>probably a good mom and cook
Why not?

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>>44937421
you forgot
>has a rabbit's sex drive

[Anonymous No.]

Oh no, starting a big happy family with a youkai sounds like such a terrible fate
I sure how this wont happen to me
I sure hope this nice white wolf tengu lady protects me from all the scary youkai

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>>44937552
that nice joke anon. anyways, you weren't suppose to be here so..
>-ACK

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>>44937957
you shouldn't be on /jp/, so
go back

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>>44937552
me but with the nice brunette girl with giant tits in the Bamboo Forest who is most definitely not a werewolf that wants 20 kids bare minimum

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>>44937051
He's just tired of the remarks. Or just tired in general.

>>44936987
Here's the second part showing what's the truth behind closed doors.

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>>44938665
Why do the kids have those Lunarian war medals on their ears?

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>>44936987
How do human villagers know what a drive way is?

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>>44938036
The idea of a wolf girl in heat pinning you and claiming what she needs while also tell you she loves you/apologizing for what she's doing is beyond hot

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>>44937076
Wow

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>>44937552
I'm sure the nice lady who hangs out in the sunflower field won't force me to become a father to 10 children

[Anonymous No.]

>>44942854
>only 10
A hags desire far surpasses that of normal youkai

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>>44941187
Where else would they park their cars?

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>>44938875
shh! the little one is human, and very sensitive when you point out the ears are fake.

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>>44937051
He's upset because they're telling the truth. His pullout game is super weak and now he's stuck with a bunch of half-youkai brats.
He's nothing like Neil Armstrong, who famously took a dozen rabbit virginities in a row while denying all of them his mighty human seed. Now there's a guy to look up to.

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>>44943930
Those lunar bunnies and lunar girls tried to leg lock Neil and Buzz but they were too strong and were able to make them orgasm and release their hold on them.

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>>44943396
They don't have cars.

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>>44943930
>>44943951
So this is the real reason the lunarians hate the earthlings... Like a jealous ex-girlfriend...

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>>44937051
Human villagers mock him for sleeping with a disgusting rabbit instead of a proper human girl.

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>>44944592
I love this disgusting rabbit

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>>44937051
Mind broken by endless plapping.

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>>44938665
>Eirin playing happy grandma in the background
dude needs to give her some kids too while he's at it

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>>44936987
Man needs some advice from the King.

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>>44950095
He needs to do the same with everyone living in Eientei.

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>>44951229
Aren't there like a thousand rabbits there?

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>>44950095
>>44951229
that hag and those bratty rabbits need to find someone else for themselves

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>>44944714

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>>44942061
>get caught by Kagerou during a full moon while she's in heat
>next thing you know she's bouncing on top of you, her giant tits flopping around
>alternates between covering you in bites (and scratches), moaning out apologies/declarations of love/requests to put some puppies in her, and shoving her tongue down your throat
>when you inevitably black out, you wake up in her house to her making you breakfast, acting very demure and embarrassed and constantly apologizing for what she did
greaterhardening.jpg

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>>44956695
go back

[Anonymous No.]

>>44956719
forced meme

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>>44956732
/jp/'s view on greentext has stayed static for far longer than you've been on this site
you're a refugee from reddit that needs to lurk for 6 months before posting and assimilate or go back home

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>>44957779
>wants people to assimilate like a normalfag
Jfc, kill yourself promptly

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>>44957779
>/jp/'s view
ah yes, the hacker known as 4chan

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>>44957779
I didn't think >>44957779 warranted a reply, but "no really go back" is all it took for instant tears, huh?

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>>44957974
Messed up your quotes there anon.

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>>44957983
bwuh

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>>44950095
Sha-zaam.

[Anonymous No.]

pumping so many babies out of reisen that she turns into a raisin

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>>44958604
Oh, I remember that doujin. Might check it out again, some day.

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>>44957779
>lurk for 6 months
Half a year? Damn, getting lenient with the newfags, are we? I lurked 5 years before posting.

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>>44972148
>years
I did one afternoon before losing my patience and posting.
I got called a newfag like three times before learning how to fit in, and never since.
It's not hard.

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>>44937051
Now he gotta wagecuck extra hard to maintain his bunnyspawns

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>>44972192
Trail by fire is the best way to learn

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>>44972214
It's why I don't have any tolerance for genuine crossie shitposters who refuse to intergrate.
It took me like three days or something to learn how not to be an obvious newfag, because I was willing to.
People who insist on greentexting and using crossie lingo [Especially like that of the onion website] have no interest in promoting board culture, and don't deserve to post.

Not to say that oldfags aren't faggots either though.
Hating something on the basis of it coming out since 2010 is dumb, if that is the only reason you dislike it. Those kinds of people and the japanese supremacists who actually just hate the west for some unknown reason are the delusional fucks I dislike more than anyone but the jakposters.
I get it, you like japan, but pretending that there is anything inherrantly superior about the culture is retarded. Especially the language. God are there some pretentious fucks who claim there is oriental magic in le nihongo. It's retardedly complex because the nips are all aspergers cases, not because it's somehow more capable.

Repeat the above rant for people who claim X is better than Y because X is from the magical hentai land, and Y isn't even though X and Y are both nearly identical in practice and effect. Those people deeply annoy me.

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>>44972445
>See, it took me half a day to find the fastest way to wind y'alls up too.

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>>44972876
Who the hell are you quoting?

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>>44973097
Philippos the Jester.

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>>44972192
yeah I will always remember the first time I got told to shut the fuck up and stop being new, good times

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>>44936987
i'm a bjj guy, was scrolling on the catalog and only read the leg lock part without noticing the rest of the pic, got disappointed on my second look

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>>44936987
>drive way
Is Reisen that kind of girl?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44972192
Some people don't have manners and/or believe that we're here to babysit them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44973899
How much for a touhou themed bj?

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>>44973904
She got spirit broken by everyone "joking" about how the rabbit must be a nympho and started to view her self worth based on how many people want to ejaculate inside her.

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>>44974080
Does that mean I have a chance with the bunny?

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>>44937051
Moon rabbit propaganda to try and stop human men from stealing their women

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>>44979804

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>>44979804
Moon rabbits aren't real anon, Reisen and the others don't have real rabbit ears. Those are just head wear.
The "Moon Rabbits" are just a servile cast of humans indoctrinated into believing they are rabbits and made subservient to the loonies.

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>>44936987
>Had to deal with hundreds of kids and living in the poorest conditions
A fate worse than death

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>>44981894
Nah

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>>44981894
>thousands of kids*
His and Reisen's Houshold account for 11% of Gensokyou's and 74% of the Bambooforest population as of 2022. Reisen still hasn't had enough, so they alone are responsible for 3 out of 5 births in all of Gensokyou and most of the population under 20 came from them.

Demography is destiny and Gensokyou's destiny will be shaped by half-human half-moonrabbits

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>>44982411
What do they eat?

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>>44982503
Humans and each other, they are still yokai after all.

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>>44979883
Reisen has a tail

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>>44982503
Going by Rinnosuke, a small plate of pickled vegetables every once in a while. Half-youkai seem to be very low maintenance.

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>>44982525
So do furries.

[Anonymous No.]

I made some Reisen porn today.

https://files.catbox.moe/6h5e4y.jpg

This is my OTP, by the way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44985215
Is there a place where I can see all of your porn? I quite enjoy them.

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>>44985215
Did these two interact in the manga? I do not remember

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>>44985408
he canonically bought medicine from reisen to deal with his anxiety over the potential end of the world
so what if the medicine was just aphrodisiacs and the real medicine was reisen's pussy? no one said that medicine was easy

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>>44985215
>i
>made

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>>44985215
>some
>Reisen

[Anonymous No.]

>>44985215
>porn
>today

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>>44985500
did the robot make it all by itself?

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>>44985536
Is that actually AI art? Well if it is, he should look into prompt engineering as a career.

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>>44985500
>>44985514
>>44985529
We did it jp
>>44985536
Yes

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>>44985445
Between this and all the plots where Eintei makes someone pay their medical bills by dicking Reisen down I'm starting to doubt whether she's a legitimate medicine seller.

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>>44985215
For a moment I thought that was Yhwach from Bleach

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>>44985215
>This is my OTP, by the way.
If I'm not mistaken, does this mean we'll get to see them in the background, if you know what I mean?

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>>44985215
no one's commented on it yet, but I love flatty reisen
flat women who aren't lolis are great and deserve more respect

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>>44989942
Reisen is a rabbit
there is no reason for her to be flat

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>>44985536
It's like claiming I made this doujin, by putting in tags into the panda.

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>>44989998
Obviously she's a virgin flatty despite being a rabbit, when you impregnate her she'll experience some explosive growth.

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>>44989998
When's the last time you saw a rabbit with fat titties anon?
Tewi doesn't count she's a mother 634 times over.

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>>44991625
This is real?

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>>44991794
yes

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>>44991794
sad its in such a shitty thread...

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>>44991999
Yeah it's a shame what happened to that thread. I'm hoping it stops once the original writefag comes back and continues the original story but I'm not holding my breath.

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>>44985215
>OTP
The fuck? Who is that guy supposed to be?

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>>44992948
Wait nevermind I'm fucking amnesiac

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>>44985500
crazy how people are still seething over AI art

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>>44992212
Which writefag? Isn't it a recursive fanfic three times over now, or something to that affect.

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>>44957779
>>44972192
>>44972445
Nigger you're in fucking 4chan, not UN's assembly hall
Who gives a shit

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>>44991999
>>44992212
That thread is great, though.
/jp/ coming together for collaborative writing is fun.

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>>44993177
People who care about board quality.
It's bad enough we have to share it with idolshit and holoniggers, but allowing crossies to drag /v/eddit shit into a corner of the board is too far.
Which makes us better than the UN because at least we give a shit about something.

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>>44993559
Apply as janny then, instead of crying nonsense that your "sekrit klub" is not secret anymore

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>>44992983
but ai made it anon

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>>44993559
>janny
>apply
Retard detected, opinion invalidated.

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>>44993971
Dumbass

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>>44985500
It's just shorthand. All my nonsense's tagged properly, so no need to get your nuts in a bunch.
>>44985223
Most everything, uh, worthwhile is up here on Pixiv:
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/412520
Just don't judge my MTL translations. Too harshly, anyway. It's Pixiv; it's only fair I try to make it accessible to the original userbase... even if my aptitude with written nihongese is nigh-nil.
>>44988750
Not in the main thing, perhaps, but worth a note in any case.

... Too bad my other OTP, Hungry Villager x Reimu, would've introduced some unwanted tags.

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>>44993559
>who care about board quality
youre doing more damage to board quality derailing every single thread about this than they would

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>>44994932
>would've introduced some unwanted tags.
Vore?

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>>44997820
or instead of pissing and shitting about being rightfully called out as a newfaggot, you could just lurk moar and assimilate into the local culture
/jp/ is not a charity, people have absolutely no obligation to accommodate the undesirables of the rest of the site

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>>44998247
True, the ideal is to simply piss and shit and moan and do your best to derail a thread because a post made your feefees bad.

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>>44938665
I masturbated to this.

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>>44999359
the first pic is better

[Anonymous No.]

is it hard to raise a family in gensokyo?

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>>44999472
With humans no

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>>44999472
with youkai, no
they're supernaturally agile and have centuries of life experience. Managing a dozen children would be a breeze for many of them

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>>44999650
I don’t think centuries of life experience being a lonely perma virgin is going to help with raising a family, if anything I think its going to be worse for them at the beginning at least, just be careful with your wife dipping on you as it is something that happens often enough in the traditional jap stories

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>>44999472
I’m so in love with yuuka it’s unreal and it hurts.

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>>45000207
Yuuka is my happy day

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>>44999472
Poverty

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>>44999472
I mean, with Eirin selling medicine you are less likely to have your wife die during childbirth.

Otherwise, it's still hell and you are pretty liable to be forced to have your child do hard labor and sell of your daughter when she's still a child to make end meet.

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>>45025418
"oh no you have to work for a living literally hell"
construction site, now
you also obviously don't have to sell off your daughter since kosuzu's family is doing just fine
when you grow all your own food you can live pretty comfortably
and if you somehow manage to start a family with sakuya, remi will probably let you live in the mansion and only make you work by helping sakuya

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>>45025525
>No computer
>No tractors
>No machines
>No electricity
Working as a construction worker in Gensokyo is WAY more unpleasant.

>you also obviously don't have to sell off your daughter since kosuzu's family is doing just fine
They are pretty well off though and own a bookstore.

>when you grow all your own food you can live pretty comfortably
Basically every piece of land is most likely already owned by farmer families. So, unless you marry into one of those you aren't getting shit. Land in gensokyo must be insanely valuable.

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>>45025563
You'd be surprised
back in the olden days, people actually worked significantly less than today
fully half the year was free time, since what work there is was specific in when it needed to be done
when you think heavy labour, you think planting and harvesting season, but those were only specific points in the year
additionally, farmers hired shitloads of day labourers, so the actual effort per person was no more than a regular crunch day we endure today

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>>45025748
Like I said, most of the work you are liable to do if you moved to the human village ISN'T farming unless you marry some ugly village girl. What you will do is back breaking labor.

[Anonymous No.]

Hhngh sex breeding with rabbits...

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>>45025748
>back in the olden days, people actually worked significantly less than today
>fully half the year was free time
That's actually a myth. The people who came up with that study recanted later (they only took into account directly paid labour, iirc) and re-evaluated their model to find old timey people laboured significantly longer than today. But the legend still sticks around.

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>>45025563
Just use magic. Either to replace what machines would do or to enhance yourself. Could also get machines from the kappa.

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>>44985215
Thats nice but his facial hair is so ugly. The south american rapist.

[Anonymous No.]

I was going to make a list of all the leg lockhus but then I realized it's all the animal youkai + the hags

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>>45032748
reimu would absolutely leglock you

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>>45032748
They're youkai
absolutely all of them would leglock, since that flash of terror and squirming would be like wine

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>>45032748
>>45032775
>>45032794
The real question is which hus would not leglock

[Anonymous No.]

>>45033510
Wakasagihime

[Anonymous No.]

>>45033564
Tailwrap

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>>45033577
She is fishe not snek

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>>45033577
Fucking youkai, they think of everything

[Anonymous No.]

>>45033582
You know what I mean. She doesn't have to make multiple loops, maybe just enough to pin you to her, you know?

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>>45033599
the fishe does not bend that way

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>>45038773
Not when I'm done with her, fishe are food not friends and I'll have to remind Waka of her place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45033582
>>45038773
she could have that Dolphin grip strength

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>>45038785
Make us proud, Anon. We all believe in you to give waggysaggy those eye-rolling orgasms and still pull out of her driveway. Good luck

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>>44990052
Reisen is the most dangerous 2hu
All she needa is eye contact and you become hers forever

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having to help calm this dork down after a PTSD induced nightmare.

She’s so silly.

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>>45046072
You just know she's a pog who talks hot shit about the war she never set foot within a hundred miles of.

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>>45044079
What if i'm blind? Am i safe from her?

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Don't think Eirin would be happy if Reisen was pregnant every year. A big pregnant tummy might slow down the drug salesrabbit

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>>45047607
But it may boost sells. I would love to have a cute bunny with large tits at my doorstep every week

[Anonymous No.]

there should be more art of reisen with buck teeth desu

[Anonymous No.]

>>45048269
PTSD Reisen is a cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>45047607
Eirin can just draft her husband to sell drugs in Reisen's place while his family tree is being rabbitized

[Anonymous No.]

>>45046746
Heart-shaped pupils are too strong.

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>>45047607
I have a massive pregnancy fetish, I would buy extra just because

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>>45049826
I understand you completely.