I want to become a hermit under her tutelage so I can flip her switch without becoming a paraplegic afterwards.

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Anonymous Sat Oct 14 08:15:33 2023 No.44929747 [Reply] [Original]

I want to become a hermit under her tutelage so I can flip her switch without becoming a paraplegic afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 17:14:14 2023 No.44934305 >>44929747 You will become a paraplegic and it will be the best moment of your life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 02:01:30 2023 No.44937181 File: 1.86 MB, 1279x1415, kasen by the first CDS artist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44929747 all that'll do is give her free access to the bed you're recovering in

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 02:03:16 2023 No.44937192 File: 2.83 MB, 1720x2428, 29bb0f47d0f50ad7b6bafc5e98062d61.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44929747 Get ready to eat a lot and become fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 19:22:33 2023 No.44945448 >>44937192 *Muscle bound. Kasen doesnt like fatties. Weak body weak mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 19:26:50 2023 No.44945479 >>44929747 I want to show off my cooking skills to Kasen and make a friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 22:55:23 2023 No.44946858 File: 759 KB, 2149x3035, e3e790f3156b8e35ed3b1d74ee81c12e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44929747 I guess I should be flattered someone took my post to make a new Kasen thread with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 00:19:31 2023 No.44947361 Do cutting off your arm makes your tits bigger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 00:32:15 2023 No.44947454 >>44947361 No, but reattaching it does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 01:23:32 2023 No.44947831 File: 2.82 MB, 350x390, MamaKasen.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want Kasen to be my mom

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:38:51 2023 No.44955148 >>44947831 she looks like a mature adult baby

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 16 19:57:53 2023 No.44955289 >>44955148 whereas i am the immature adult baby. i need her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 02:58:17 2023 No.44957610 File: 678 KB, 1280x1024, __ibaraki_kasen_touhou_drawn_by_hammer_sunset_beach__6b7d47c8439404f4860ec0d8eb19aea3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hammer's Kasen awakened something in me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 04:45:32 2023 No.44958160 I like Kasen but with the arm issue solved I'm afraid she will never be relevant again.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 05:41:45 2023 No.44958417 >>44955148 I want to suck those babies

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 06:12:26 2023 No.44958577 File: 1.34 MB, 1882x1386, k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 16:54:31 2023 No.44963665 File: 1.14 MB, 844x1200, 56533167_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You are all too horny. You need correction!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 19:09:04 2023 No.44964645 Kasen is sex crazed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 17 20:12:29 2023 No.44965142 Can she even become a celestial? Will she stop being an oni when this happens?

Anonymous Wed Oct 18 11:25:13 2023 No.44969535
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"Fufufu, pathetic, why don't you stop supporting this lying hypocrite oni brute pretending to be something she's not and begin to praise me, the smartest, strongest and most beautiful of all sages, much better than that dumb god too. I'm responsible for Gensokyo, after all, the land which you all praise and wish to live in."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 11:59:33 2023 No.44969833 File: 554 KB, 980x1417, img000022.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44969535 only one of you two are on the side of heaven and I'm on that person's side

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 12:00:16 2023 No.44969840 id much rather worship her pet fox.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 12:01:00 2023 No.44969851 >>44969833 So, what are her ideals anyway? Protect human beings?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 13:26:57 2023 No.44970586 >>44969535 no worries yukarin, you and kasen can both be my mommy gf's

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 18 18:34:50 2023 No.44972852 >>44969535 YWNBARY

>>	Vk huhwah Wed Oct 18 20:21:28 2023 No.44973743 >>44972852 Real young?

Anonymous Thu Oct 19 00:01:30 2023 No.44975021
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>>44969535
You will never be a real youkai. You have no shark teeth, you have no pointy ears, you have no animal parts. You are a homosexual college student twisted by magic into a crude mockery of fantastical perfection.

All the “validation” and "fear" you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Youkai mock you. Human society is disgusted and ashamed of you. Your “friends” laugh at your chuuni behavior behind closed doors.

Other humans are utterly unimpressed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed humans to sniff out youkai with incredible efficiency. Even shapeshifters like Nue look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your attitude is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to abduct a human and take him to your home, you'll turn tail and return him the moment he wakes up.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and try and fail to plunge into the cold abyss. Your shikigami will find you, and tell you to stop being so overly dramatic. Then you'll go back to teasing the current Hakurei Shrine maiden. Her body will eventually decay and die, but she'll leave behind a legacy of happiness and several beautiful children. You will still be miserable and alone.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 07:33:12 2023 No.44977252 >>44929747 naked tabard is objectively the most erotic outfit for the sages, you cannot refute this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 09:33:14 2023 No.44977881 >>44969833 Kasen... my ally...

Anonymous Thu Oct 19 17:36:00 2023 No.44982114

>>44969833
Heaven sucks ass. They let anyone in. If Tenshi can be a celestial then that tells you just how SHIT the assholes in heaven are. People Old Hell are far better. Kasen is going to get a rude awakening when she realizes that everyone in heaven isnt nearly as dutiful and morally upstanding as she is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 19 17:52:49 2023 No.44982258 >>44982114 Tenshi is an equivalent of someone who's been born into a wealthy family without working a day for it, she's called a delinquent for a reason. Most people there are on the same level of enlightenment as Kasen

Anonymous Thu Oct 19 22:52:05 2023 No.44985073

>>44982258
The fact that she is even there should tell you everything. They couldnt even bother to correct her (no, not in that way). They just let her run rampant. Meanwhile Kasen lectures the shit out of Raymoo and corrects any bad habits she sees. Saying that the Heaventards are on her level of enlightenment is insulting. Yukari's statements about them look to be a lot more valid than i thought they were.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 00:07:42 2023 No.44985557 >>44982114 Tenshi among others, were brought up to Heaven because they served a noble clan. She didn't earn it, it was just given to her and her family.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 00:09:25 2023 No.44985575 >>44985073 >They couldnt even bother to correct her How do you know that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 13:17:22 2023 No.44991362 >>44985073 UOOOOGH bratty smug heavenly being needs weather correction!!! tempting adult men with chemtrails and weather manipulation

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 20 23:10:51 2023 No.44997703 >>44977252 Can you post some examples?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 00:11:48 2023 No.44998312 File: 592 KB, 2039x2894, kasen naked tabard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44997703 https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/66919454

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 21 04:44:05 2023 No.45000081 File: 284 KB, 528x800, F0xQtBsacAMfzGU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44998312 Thanks, I can see your point now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 02:20:47 2023 No.45011527 Kasex

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 22 13:14:43 2023 No.45016367 >>44969535 >I'm responsible for Gensokyo, after all Yeah, thanks for creating a living Zoo for your amusement Yukari

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:15:03 2023 No.45022201 File: 800 KB, 777x1024, __ibaraki_kasen_touhou_drawn_by_mizukami_ryouma__763af3ccd6276e22a4a6bae86b820325.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Pants down anon. Now"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 01:54:50 2023 No.45022504 >>45022201 wear a bra you lewd hermit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 03:12:40 2023 No.45022962 >>45022201 NO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 10:16:35 2023 No.45026251 i wanna lick her pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 17:26:54 2023 No.45030793 >>45026251 It's furry...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 21:41:41 2023 No.45033120 You think Kasen has sex with all her animals? Just taking in massive animal cock?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 21:45:56 2023 No.45033144 >>45030793 A+, just the way I like it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 23 21:54:17 2023 No.45033188 File: 785 KB, 1128x1600, 008.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45033120 probably the wolf and the tiger

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 01:15:10 2023 No.45034575 >>45033188 >wolf she's Japanese, not white

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 06:30:27 2023 No.45036758 File: 1.20 MB, 1200x873, 1697102105614828.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45033120 Definitely

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 06:43:49 2023 No.45036846 Fuck this pink slut!

Anonymous Tue Oct 24 07:38:34 2023 No.45037185
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What happened in my life, what path did I choose at some point in the past, what action did I take that has made the idea of being with a very strict woman who wants me to be the best man I can possibly be but also cares about my well-being, become both my biggest fetish and the reason I lift?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 11:50:10 2023 No.45039060 File: 546 KB, 338x338, 1676161223006035.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45036846 It's a trap!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 18:21:57 2023 No.45042251 File: 57 KB, 483x514, 54106619_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45036846 Gladly

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 19:54:33 2023 No.45043026 >>45033188 >>45036758 Kasen taking big wolf cock and getting knotted!! >>45037185 You're a higher man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 24 20:12:01 2023 No.45043177 File: 46 KB, 852x480, Kasenfans.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45037185 >"You want a mommy you can slide your dick in and out of!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 12:17:24 2023 No.45049092 File: 284 KB, 600x800, __ibaraki_kasen_touhou_drawn_by_hammer_sunset_beach__e4480e57b69fec7983a94e3b3fe45c1b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45022962 Wrong answer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 21:28:00 2023 No.45053579 >>45043177 The ultimate male fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 21:34:40 2023 No.45053635 >>45049092 NO

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 21:38:26 2023 No.45053676 She desperately needs another aspect to her character besides being Reimu's foster mom

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 23:14:32 2023 No.45054410 >>45053676 She has a few already, its just being a busybody is the easiest to latch onto

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 25 23:18:40 2023 No.45054439 >>45053676 she's got a great big internal arm-related conflict that she could have, but she never will because ZUN doesn't want to upset the status quo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 01:45:02 2023 No.45055519 File: 1.18 MB, 1280x1024, __ibaraki_kasen_touhou_drawn_by_hammer_sunset_beach__cd12816714e4dd3b0ade97e5edd00f45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45053635 Don't resist anon. You'll enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 02:23:05 2023 No.45055879 Hello anons. Rape is actually really horrible! It's not something you should joke about! Also it's really rude and mean to spread rumours about someone having sex with animals! Please rethink how you post!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 02:25:45 2023 No.45055896 File: 197 KB, 850x941, __hakurei_reimu_and_ibaraki_kasen_touhou_drawn_by_ougi_hina__sample-c721844b003c88c34db1438d1c8531b0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] EVERYONE STRAIGHTEN UP! KASEN-CHAN IS HERE!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 03:54:58 2023 No.45056413 >>45055519 I said NO!

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 10:57:43 2023 No.45058609

>>45055879
Hi Kasen-sama. I'm sorry for what I and the other anons said earlier. But how could you blame us? You have so many animals all around you. Maybe if you invited me over to your house I can see for myself that you didn't have any uh ''relations'' with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 11:01:16 2023 No.45058632 >>45054439 Can you imagine if WaHH actually ended with Kasen's merge actually being a permanent change going forward instead of returning to the status quo?

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 11:10:42 2023 No.45058738

>>45058632
I don't necessarily mind that it ended with kasen's betrayal and them separating again, but the fact that kasen just seals the arm again and sticks it on a shelf in her house forever is what really rankles me
it should have ended with kasen and the arm separated, but the arm left unsealed and locked in kasen's senkai until kasen could rehabilitate her with the potential for them merging again in the future

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 11:20:36 2023 No.45058831 >>45058632 >>45058738 Why is ZUN such a shit writer?

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 11:57:04 2023 No.45059195

>>45058831
ZUN is fantastic at some things. His world building and mastery over tone and atmosphere is second to none among indie devs. His dialogue is charming and he's capable of writing nuances into his characters. He is a smart guy who pulls from obscure mythology and folk lore to enhance his works.
But he's really, really bad at writing endings.

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:36:59 2023 No.45063666
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>>45056413
That's it anon, I'm going to personally train you. You could've made this easier if you didn't care about insignificant things like 'consent' and 'human rights'. Our training will last until you realize I only want what's best for you anon, I'm doing this because I love you. Okay?

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:38:37 2023 No.45063681

>>45058738
>>45058632
While I agree in theory, why would she want to merge with the Arm? This isn't like that one Star Trek episode where Kirk needs his evil half to function as a captain. The thing is just evil and it's better to destroy it if possible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:40:22 2023 No.45063696 >>45059195 It's because his setting is inherently stagnant. I mean, the status quo could change of course. But on average I think he's genuinly terrified of shaking the boat too much.

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:15:08 2023 No.45063919

>>45063681
I struggle to buy her not wanting to merge with the arm at all because she was willing to search for it for over a thousand years. The Kasen we see has pretty strong morals and spends half her time trying to lecture Reimu into being a better person, so I also can't buy that she'd look at the arm, supposedly just concentrated malice and evil (which I also don't really buy just from the dialogue and clearly different emotions that the arm displays in WaHH) and decide that she needs to keep it hateful and locked up so it can just grow worse and worse.
Plus, she literally lives in her own separate reality, where she can keep the arm secure. She could try and lecture it to be better

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 07:38:07 2023 No.45067252 >>45063696 Will his son be up to the task?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 07:39:42 2023 No.45067257 File: 258 KB, 850x1511, 1668662124164335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45063919 You can't lecture the personification of your malice anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 13:51:59 2023 No.45069783 >>45067252 Is he even interested in continuing it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 14:06:58 2023 No.45070022 >>45063666 The least scary thing in this image is the yandere sword

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:18:52 2023 No.45071947 >>45067257 I like to think Kasen-mama tried this a few times. Think of that scene from the dark knight, Joker being interrogated by Batman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:21:16 2023 No.45071960 >>45071947 Imagine that scene on metal gear 5 where the villain is having a huge monologue and snake is simply not listening to him at all while looking at horizon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 18:54:59 2023 No.45072131 >>45063666 How many times i must tell you? The answer will be NO

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:13:11 2023 No.45074463 File: 214 KB, 701x1200, 1691408410128612.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>45071960 SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 01:56:38 2023 No.45074686 >>45067257 would still do her

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 21:25:56 2023 No.45081843 >>45067257 Not with that attitude

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 28 22:29:20 2023 No.45082362 Slut.

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