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4492459 No.4492459 [Reply] [Original]

Fifteen reasons why America is superior:

1. Most powerful army in the world
2. Never lost a single war.
3. Saved the world at least twice (and saved Eurofags lazy asses from WWI and WWII)
4. Invented computers, internet, planes, trains, electricity, transistors, HDD, GPS, all the fucking things you are using now.
5. Not being a pussy against muslims & terrorism and efficiently fighting them in Iraq and Afghanistan
6. Went on the fucking moon.
7. Best universities in the fucking world, so YES, we are fucking more educated than you.
8. Higher technology
9. Not invaded by sandniggers
10. Not invaded by left-wings retards and shitty democrats
11. Not invaded by fucking atheists with no morals and love to suck cock
12. Better healthcare system than you - enjoy your debt in 10 years.
13. Pwning in sport, fucking gold medals, HAHA are you even trying?
14. Better fucking language than nazis, frenchies or sandniggers
15. Higher cock size. Yes, motherfucker, just google it if you don't believe it.

TL;DR: Fuck you Japofags.

>> No.4492470

16. American porn doesn't have mosaics.

>> No.4492466

Reported. Hidden. Called the cops.

>> No.4492473

wow, this pasta is OLD.

>> No.4492476
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4492476

trying to hard

in b4 thread is OP responding to himself

>> No.4492477

>2. Never lost a single war.

DERP

>> No.4492479

Wrong board bro, we don't give a flying fuck.

>> No.4492508

>>4492477
It's true though, america has never lost anytime it has declared war.

>> No.4492532

>>4492508
>he doesnt know hitory

>> No.4492534

>>4492459
>Posting about America on a site of egotistical Eurofags and apologist Americans
0/10, nobody will f-

>>4492477

Oh

>> No.4492536

>>4492532
history*

>> No.4492538

/b/ troll crap

>> No.4492554

America invented mullets so your troll arguments are invalid.

>> No.4492565

Try not to be such a blatant troll next time, the only people who will seriously respond is OP samefagging.

>> No.4492607

>>4492532

What he says is ever-so-technically true.

The post-1776 french conflicts never erupted into a "true" war.

For 1812, Even though the white house was burned down, the only territory transfer following the war was in America's favor. (A deserted island in lake eerie).

With Vietnam there's the whole "We literally vaporized ten percent of the entire country in the short time we had the political support!"

>> No.4492613

1. Most powerful army in the world - proof or didn't happen.
2. Never lost a single war. - hi-hiii~ Vietnam.
3. Saved the world at least twice (and saved Eurofags lazy asses from WWI and WWII) - nobody won WWI, russkas won in WWII.
4. Invented computers, internet, planes, trains, electricity, transistors, HDD, GPS, all the fucking things you are using now. - Hi Japan, Korea and Malaysia.
5. Not being a pussy against muslims & terrorism and efficiently fighting them in Iraq and Afghanistan - Fucking democracy in the anus, we need more oil.
6. Went on the fucking moon. - fake
7. Best universities in the fucking world, so YES, we are fucking more educated than you. - look at your president G. Bush. Attended the Harvard Business School, where he earned an MBA. And he's THAT STUPID.
8. Higher technology - Hi Japan.
9. Not invaded by sandniggers - invaded by... Just niggers.
10. Not invaded by left-wings retards and shitty democrats - /care
11. Not invaded by fucking atheists with no morals and love to suck cock - invaded by scientologists instead.
12. Better healthcare system than you - enjoy your debt in 10 years. - eat more burgers
13. Pwning in sport, fucking gold medals, HAHA are you even trying? - eat more steroids
14. Better fucking language than nazis, frenchies or sandniggers - stole your language from England and France
15. Higher cock size. Yes, motherfucker, just google it if you don't believe it. - niggers.

>> No.4492708

protip: america never declared war in vietnam

>> No.4492725

>>4492708
then what the hell did they do there?

>> No.4492737

>>4492725
It was part of their cold war communism containment policies.

>> No.4492738

>>4492613
your arguments are horrible, and 0/10 for replying to troll pasta

>> No.4492751

>>4492708
PROTIP: Don't feed the troll unless you want to join the troll (or you are the troll. See how that works?)

>> No.4492756

>>4492725

Police Action

>> No.4492831

Where the fuck is the janitor?

The term "copypasta" in case you hadn't picked up on this, means that it's a verbatim re-post of an earlier thread. It's for-sure trolling. It's spam. And given the OP pic, this is a no-brainer. You don't leave it up because you "value" its "opinion" -- it's some douchebag spending like 5 seconds pasting it from notepad into the comment field. (That is, assuming it isn't an automatic post.)

>> No.4492857

America sucks ass. Canada is the best in the world!

>> No.4492886

>>4492459

The sad thing is most americans actually believe in all this.

>> No.4492933

>>4492613
>>4. Invented computers, internet, planes, trains, electricity, transistors, HDD, GPS, all the fucking things you are using now. - Hi Japan, Korea and Malaysia.

you are an idiot for thinking that those countries invented something , those fucking gooks never invented nor will invent anything

Et non je ne suis pas un americain !!

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>>4492886
>most
This is what apologists actually believe.

>> No.4492948

>>4492886
>>4492933
>>4492938
wassup shitbag op

>> No.4492965

>>4492948

fuck you i'm not an idiot like op but i know that american invented the fucking microprocessor , go back to school you fucking faggot . And I'm not even american

>> No.4492976

AMERICA PWN THE WORLD DEAL WITH IT

>> No.4492982

>>4492933
Frenchie/Canadian being butthurt.

>> No.4492997

Forget it
4chan = /b/ again, so much for active moderation

>> No.4493032

You guys are the worst weeaboo on 4chan , thinking that Japan invented everything . Learn and be butthurt

-Cars : USA / Germany
-Camera : Germany
-Photo film : USA
-Cinema : France
-TV : Germany
-Transistor : USA
and the list goes on

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>>4493032
But Japan invented Anonymous, and that trumps everything else.

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