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I wanna work out and get drunk with Yuugi so bad

>> No.44876172
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>>44875745
Should you ever dare to workout with Yuugi, you'll have to travel to a remote cave in the mountains of Gensokyo, where you will meet Hoshiguma Yuugi. She will put you through a gruelling regime of unconventional lifts and eating at least 20,000 calories per day until you reach a bodyweight of 200 kilograms. Once this is accomplished, Yuugi will share with you her secrets of ungodly bloat. You will now bloatmog, wristmog, skullmog, BMImog and cholesterolmog everyone you meet, even surpassing Yuugi herself. You will be the strongest man in the world and unbeatable in a fight. Most women will view you as a freak, but you will find at least wife. You will have to deal with the normal medical consequences and shortened lifespan of weighing over 250 kilograms at your peak weight.

>> No.44876951

>>44876172
Sounds worth it for Yuugi

>> No.44877011

>>44876172
So I will become Yuujiro from Baki?

>> No.44882127

>>44876172
Sounds worth it for Yuugi

>> No.44884590
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I'm a fat manlet, I don't want to workout but I'll gladly get drunk with and teased by her

>> No.44887030

>>44884590
Sometimes we forget to stop and think that maybe she wouldn't be interest in a gym rat human. She already knows that no matter how hard a human works, they will never be as strong as an oni and you have no chance of besting her in an honest test of strength. If she sees something in a human it will be something else.

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>>44887030
Yep, strength isn't the only thing she's interested in. For Yuugi, the thing that matters most is good company, and she seems to get along well with everybody already, so you don't have to try very hard for that either. Just go out there and say hi to her, that oughta do it.

>> No.44887320
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>>44876172
I will not become a bloatlord. Yuugi doesn't even look like a bloatlord. I will train and look like John Grimek. Yuugi would get wet at the sight of my massive chiseled body and have pelvis breaking sex with me. May or may not take Eientei roids and use magic later on.

>> No.44889820
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>>44876172
>>44887320
You're talking nonsense.
She's a powerlifter. She doesn't take on a bunch of mass.
Doesn't look like it, but she can flip a Ford Focus on its roof.

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>>44889820
Yuugi is not a powershitter. She doesn't autistically optimize her lifts so she cheat and lift weight that she wouldn't be able to do by herself. She strikes me as the type to not even arch her back. Just lift. She also wouldn't jerk off like three lifts and forget about everything else. I imagine she would do almost every type of exercise just to excel and shit on other people (mostly oni). She also isn't fat and she has really good cardio. She can also do far more than flip a shitty little Ford.

>> No.44894939

>>44892813
I don't imagine an oni knows much about proper lifting technique because they don't really need to.

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Yuugi can be a pretty feminine lass if she wants

>> No.44895662

>>44894939
They need to because they live with each other. There are also ''strength stones'' from way back in the day in Japan. Literally just lift and hoist stones.

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>>44895559
She can pull off both vibes and I like that about her.

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>>44895675
Even the most muscle bound and tall incarnation of Yuugi is infinitely more feminine than any woman nowadays.

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>> No.44904837

I don't imagine yuugi workouts. She's just naturally strong as an oni.

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>>44904837
>yuugi workouts
The Yuugi workout consists of drinking 2l of beer, 2l of sake, 2l of wine, and 2l of brandy.
It builds fat!

"Works out" is the plural form anon. compound words like that get broken up since it's just shorthand.

>> No.44906914

>>44904837
Maybe that's what makes her a cut above the rest of them. That she bothers to work out and add to her already existing strength rather than rely on its natural potency to carry her like the rest do.

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>>44912874
I still find it funny to think that Yuugi could have just as easily been drawn by the fan art community as having the same proportions as Suika and it could have become her definitive look.

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Yuugi is honestly one of the most memorable stage 3 bosses to me, for whatever that's worth

Most just run away and then you fight them again at the end of the stage but Yuugi just stays there, drinking sake, tossing enemies and projectiles at you until she just fights you again as a final boss, it's something small but noticeable after playing through 6-10 and reaching SA

>> No.44913752
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Yuugi learning fashion trends from the outside world

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>>44912874

>> No.44914966

>>44914922
ZUNart Yuugi is cute and all but I love that official depiction on the right too. The change to the kimono outfit was a game changer for her.

That said, the T-shirt is still her iconic look for me.

>> No.44917501
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>> No.44917862

>>44917501
Every time I see that I think she is in an abandoned warehouse.

>> No.44918243

>>44917862
For me it looks like she is in a train station. At least from the thumbnail.

>> No.44919025

>>44887162
Would she enjoy being around shy twinks as long as they talk to her?

>> No.44920187

>>44919025
She'd force you to make out with each other for her amusement.

>> No.44924834

>>44919025
She would detest weak homos.
>>44920187
She would probably do this.

>> No.44924847

>>44914966
I agree. One is cute but the other is a REAL woman. A goddess, even. And yes the t-shirt is still her iconic look.

>> No.44929453

>>44884590
lewd

>> No.44929511
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>>44924847
They did her justice and I appreciate that even though the only part of the manga I read was the part that she was in.

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>>44929453

>> No.44935565
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If only I had a buff oni gf

>> No.44936624

>>44929511
She looks amazing here. Even her legs look powerful. Shoulders are a good width as well. Can this fucking artist give similar treatment to other characters? I mean more making them hot.

>> No.44936658

>>44936624
Mamizou is flatter than I had ever imagined, which is a downgrade.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HisY80gyh-U
This video is what happens when a Yuugifag meets Yuugi. One sided beat down. Complete with her calling you a ''big boy'' insultingly. Being beaten to a pulp by her would my greatest honour.

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>>44936658
This makes me very sad. She ought to have fat juicy tits. I mean she could shapeshift herself to have them.

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>>44942335
Still cute in her own way but criminally flat.

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>>44942335
I like to believe she has one of the biggest racks in Gensokyo, but keeps herself transformed flat out of modesty (and because it's less suspicious). Only the man she has her eyes on gets to see them at their full size.

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I want mommyzou to be my aunty/other mommy. Ran is my mama.

>> No.44945494

>>44942335
You do not understand. That is here normal disguise, where she keeps her boobs small to avoid difficulties. When she's around someone she likes she makes them gigantic and drops some very unsubtle hints.

>> No.44946220

>>44944282
>>44945494
You guys are making me very hard. This will now form part of my headcanon. Mamizou only brings out the big guns when she needs to.

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>>44946220
Accidentally call her Mommyzou, her breasts inflate and she looks smug as fuck

>> No.44954630

Tanuki gang hijack?

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