Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:20:48 2023 No.44872448 [Reply] [Original]

Falling leaves, falling leaves, on the ground

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:22:29 2023 No.44872460 File: 1.34 MB, 2625x3375, 1477892396339.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44872448 It's the season of the witch

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:22:30 2023 No.44872461 File: 241 KB, 1249x1537, 36fb6ea6f629ed05ec752bf926db3791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >For the last time, I am not a heckdoggo, heckpupper, or heckin wooferino.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:22:32 2023 No.44872462 File: 1.27 MB, 1507x1887, ecaf0ae6dd7225b719b1db54f46455c6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Posting this jiangshi because you beat me to making the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:22:43 2023 No.44872464 File: 408 KB, 1000x921, VcNdIKZy_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hellwan love

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:23:05 2023 No.44872469 File: 108 KB, 857x842, aZeqMsrA_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i came this thread in the name of crabitalism

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:23:19 2023 No.44872471 >>44872461 >grumpy cakehound is too jaded to even rape you

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:23:41 2023 No.44872472 >>44872462 She appears disappointed

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:23:41 2023 No.44872473 File: 643 KB, 1080x2340, 1696442330696871.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be careful of witches...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:24:08 2023 No.44872477 File: 106 KB, 1200x900, 1695852826922431.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44872460 Time for handing out gingerbread to little boys.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:24:51 2023 No.44872481 >>44872469 gross

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:26:23 2023 No.44872489 >>44872471 Well then, she probably won't have any problems with me taking off my shirt and doing stretches.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:26:29 2023 No.44872490 >>44872481 You sound rather... crabby.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:28:45 2023 No.44872506 >Someone post about embarrassing vampires last thread >thread immediately gets archived Who could be behind this I wonder

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:29:20 2023 No.44872510 >>44872481 nobody asked you,fag

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:29:22 2023 No.44872511 >>44872506 You're clever man, Van Anon, for one who has yet to live a single lifetime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:31:06 2023 No.44872519 File: 141 KB, 1200x1200, 1695486761597368.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't tease the Vampire TOO much, anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:33:49 2023 No.44872532 File: 187 KB, 850x1156, 1686549148132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44872481 >>44872510 Now kiss, Alps h-hot

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:35:21 2023 No.44872535 >>44872511 What's she gonna do? Rape me? She can't even enter my house without my permission. >B-but you heave to leave your home eventually Nah, work from home and only order food home. She'll never get me. She can sit outside and seethe.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:36:37 2023 No.44872541 >>44872535 >order food to your house >deliverywoman is really pale and asks to use your bathroom

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:37:56 2023 No.44872545

>royal but goofy vampire wife blurts out "[X] lifetimes! ah. ah. ah." every 80-100 years
>manage to scare her really good one day that she almost hits her head on the ceiling.
>takes her a minute to calm down
>she looks right at you
>"seven lifetimes. ah. ah. ah."

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:40:35 2023 No.44872560 >>44872541 >hand her a jar

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:41:44 2023 No.44872569 >>44872461 Dommy doggy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 08:43:35 2023 No.44872579 To all 'big boned' vamps out there; Dont drink blood, drink blood lite!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:24:23 2023 No.44872715 File: 1.25 MB, 2898x2442, 1666952584996851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She can't go back in the TV if you play video games on it

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:24:58 2023 No.44872722

>>44872535
We have already established vampires can enter your house through loopholes if you aren't careful. Ordering food is setting yourself up for trouble.
>order food
>delivery man comes in hand you your food, everything is as expected.
>open the Pizzabox, see a strand of hair held on with ducktape on the inner side of the lid
>What the fuck, you think to yourself
>hear glass breaking in the kitchen, followed by heavy breathing.
Vampires are very old, and very intelligent.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:26:52 2023 No.44872728 >>44872715 The other problem is that she ate all my pizza and her huge tits won't fit through the screen now

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:30:08 2023 No.44872745 File: 190 KB, 1100x1424, IMG_2394.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44872506 Vampires are fucking dorks

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:33:07 2023 No.44872758 >>44872745 EROTIC dorks

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:33:35 2023 No.44872760 Earth will fall on its own sword. Hoisted on its own petard. When monsters discover our pencil skirts and suits, it is over.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:44:27 2023 No.44872790 >>44872758 The only thing erotic about that vampire is that if you get boob window paizuri from her it looks like a ghost in the mirror

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:45:36 2023 No.44872795 >>44872760 >portals open but it's two years into the post-apocalypse and you've already joined a cannibal biker gang

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:55:58 2023 No.44872827 >>44872795 >Manticores take over the gang >it's now a "cannibal" biker gang

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 09:58:52 2023 No.44872839 >>44872722 I want a borderline yandere vampire to come and try and get me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 10:05:30 2023 No.44872879 im gonna become a garlic smuggler

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 10:10:57 2023 No.44872914 >>44872469 How cancerous

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 10:12:38 2023 No.44872925 File: 90 KB, 800x952, CSeNeniUwAIAwQW.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am gonna rub garlic puree all over my body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 10:13:35 2023 No.44872931 >>44872715 I dont want her to go back. If she goes back, who am I supposed to cuddle in the night?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 10:17:42 2023 No.44872951 >>44872795 Ahah won't happen since I'm weak and will die from my disease in the first weeks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 10:29:39 2023 No.44873022 Accidentally pressed esc in the middle of a long greentext. fml

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 10:34:25 2023 No.44873049 Vampires are harmless, and are actually more scared of you than vice versa. Their puny fangs cant even pierce skin, so dont worry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 10:37:49 2023 No.44873057 File: 1.11 MB, 4096x2955, kot tonk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine managing and commanding warkots

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 10:55:13 2023 No.44873125 File: 1.87 MB, 3143x3508, F0Tcag4aMAAiraB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's a monstergirl alright

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:01:13 2023 No.44873172 >>44873057 War What is it good for, absolutely nothing

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:18:23 2023 No.44873276

>>44872839
>rich yanvamp falls in love with anon
>at first, she tries to win him over with lavish gifts and sexy displays.
>anon ignores all of it
>Vampire doesn't give up, after all, she enjoys a good hunt
>She starts stalking anon from outside his house, looking for rivals. Any mamono that dares come close to him is immediatly taken care of
>she buys anons hose and the plot of land it sits in
>it doesn't work. Turns out she still has to be invited in the house the first time if it's not empty, even if she's the owner
>but at öeast he doesn't need to pay a mortage anymore
>she pulls some strings and changes the register to marry herself to anon and to state she's a cohabitant of his house
>Nothing. Poetically, a piece of paper holds no power by itself
>Yanvamp starts getting nervous.
>She wiretaps any outgoing communications from anons house.
>goes over his browsing and telefone history in the hopes of knowing him better. Any information she gains makes her feel like she's ever so closer to her ''stubborn lover''
>starts sending increasingly personal gifts, passionate love letters and calls from unknown numbers.
>anon rejects all of it. No letter read, no gift accepted, no message heard.
>She even professed her love out loud in front of anons door, with no reaction from him other that calling the police
>The vampire never had so much effort in something. At this point her skin was starting to deteriorate, and her eyes looked worn
>but she wouldn't stop, love was worth it after all
>She decides to put aside her nobility and arrogance aside.
>starts getting crafty, comes up with an underhanded plan. She was ashamed of herself to stoop so low, but she would never give up.
>anon always had his stuff delivered to him from different places, but she could always intercept the delivery
>he never had any sizable package delivered to him, and he always inspected them before entering, so no way she could get in by just delivering herself.
>However, he had made a huge mistake. His food was always from the same store, elivered by the same guy.
>It was a friday night, and anon was in the mood for some pizza
>Everything went as usual, anon enjoys the food while sitting in front of his PC
>But that wasn't an ordinary pizza
>it had her blood mixed in it, which not only means he accepted her inside her house, he accepted her inside im as well.
>You could say he had accepted her inside his heart
>That was enough, the disheveled vampire knocked down his door, and before anon could realize what happened, she grabbed him from his chair and threw him on his bed.
>but what followed was no frenzied rape
>Instead, she straddled him with teary eyes, and confessed deperately, asking anon what she had done wrong, what is it she was missing that would make him hers.
>Anon had no choice but to listen to the bloodsucker, forced to confront what torture he had inflicted onto her
>And something had changed, as anon embraced her back in silence, patting her head gently.
>He had understood hers was genuine love. Love that needed to be reciprocated.
>he kissed the vamp and promised her that, even if it was harrd for him to let someon inside his heart, his door would be forever open for her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:29:01 2023 No.44873357 Is this Vampire a Ventrue or a Daeva?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:29:08 2023 No.44873358 File: 1.89 MB, 2508x3541, 1691133185277765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The law clearly states that any nearby man must offer his face as a pillow whenever a vampire wishes to sit down.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:33:53 2023 No.44873402 >>44873172 >t. butthurt dog loser

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:36:03 2023 No.44873430 What to do if a vampire starts arguing with a STOP sign?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:40:09 2023 No.44873471 File: 299 KB, 625x882, wendi fish.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ideas for doodles?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:41:50 2023 No.44873490 >>44873471 A monster of your choice disco dancing with an afro, purple sunglasses and shiny silvery clothing

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:41:54 2023 No.44873491 File: 172 KB, 1347x716, 80638701-59a5-46c6-99b4-a55a98f01265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:44:55 2023 No.44873536 >>44873471 Holstaur in a witch costume for Halloween.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:47:33 2023 No.44873556 File: 163 KB, 765x585, ea6520e6-8045-4dee-8f6e-503279b90d52.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44873471 Dormouse cuddles

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:48:27 2023 No.44873571 >>44873471 A single, drunk oni/ogre/winegote giving unsolicited advice on love/dating to some random guy, and getting way too close someone she just met

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:51:46 2023 No.44873608 >>44873471 VERY fluffy spider brushing her spider fluff.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:52:15 2023 No.44873614 >>44873471 A Vampire and a Vamp mosquito biting the same anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:53:06 2023 No.44873624 >>44873471 Winter Anubis drinking hot cocoa

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 11:59:09 2023 No.44873687 Shit, I should start drawing and writing too, and stop procrastinating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 12:03:09 2023 No.44873728 >>44873471 Anon sniffing danuki breath.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 12:04:40 2023 No.44873745 >>44873471 Call center jinko asking anon to redeem

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 12:10:00 2023 No.44873794 >>44873276 Oddly sweet. I love it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 12:15:17 2023 No.44873843 >>44873471 Anon telling vampire to Begone spinster, she doesn’t belong in his room

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 12:28:47 2023 No.44873942 File: 351 KB, 665x887, hebi dance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44873490 Sweet Druella, that snake has moves!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 12:30:35 2023 No.44873956 File: 185 KB, 1451x2048, F6emq5CXkAA6JF1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hehe. My love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 12:33:26 2023 No.44873976 >>44873942 Very nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 12:33:58 2023 No.44873980 >>44873942 Amazing, she's stayin' alive, stain' alive ah-ah-ah-ah

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 12:34:47 2023 No.44873990 >>44873057 I figure monster wars are kind of like GI Joe. Once a week, a bunch of people in goofy uniforms shoot each other with color-coded laser guns over a plot that doesn't amount to anything, but it is fun to watch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 12:35:57 2023 No.44874001 >>44873794 Good to see at least someone liked it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 12:42:42 2023 No.44874054 File: 156 KB, 818x979, F2KkyMAWAAA3bA2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44873956 Is it really satisfying to make love to and impregnate a muscly buff woman with abs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 12:47:29 2023 No.44874080 File: 343 KB, 1229x2048, F5vsqVTacAAGUK0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"A world without day is a terrible one indeed, but without a knight tis just pure misery isn't it? Fortunately for thee, I am here"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 12:50:34 2023 No.44874112 >>44874080 Literally 100% off-topic, you didn't even bother inserting a single monster girl reference this time

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:02:40 2023 No.44874213 File: 136 KB, 810x1260, 1670806323372278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44874112 It looks familiar though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:03:38 2023 No.44874231 File: 268 KB, 688x931, cow pumpkin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44873536 Pumpkin latte or something, I don't know, we don't have that where I live

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:04:14 2023 No.44874236 I love creepy dorks so fucking much

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:04:14 2023 No.44874235 >>44874112 You don't want a blonde hair blue eyed lady knight (in anime art form) to rizz and charm you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:04:42 2023 No.44874239 >>44873942 >>44874231 cute!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:05:26 2023 No.44874249 File: 743 KB, 1200x1400, 1639886930959.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44874235 I don't care, take it elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:05:51 2023 No.44874255 >>44874231 meh

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:06:12 2023 No.44874262 File: 94 KB, 594x631, Wight - Watching.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44874236 Hard agree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:12:05 2023 No.44874321 File: 2.09 MB, 1638x1908, IMG_0036.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Never visiting zipangu again, damn fox tricked me and now she's having kits

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:13:16 2023 No.44874335 >>44874231 noice

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:19:39 2023 No.44874399 >>44874231 Very nice, thanks man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:20:14 2023 No.44874404 >>44874321 You can't trust foxes to do anything but advance the fox agenda.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:20:50 2023 No.44874412 File: 1.09 MB, 4961x7016, 111990837_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:21:01 2023 No.44874418 >>44874249 THE DRAGONCEL GOT ME! BROTHERS HELP ME! ARE THESE EROS BULLETS EVEN WORKING?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:27:11 2023 No.44874475 Men are property.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:30:46 2023 No.44874509 Vampires are weak to whip play

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:33:35 2023 No.44874533 >>44874475 "The men in the streets are free you can just take them!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:35:40 2023 No.44874549 File: 526 KB, 1479x1200, 1657816390577.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44874475 no, own monsters

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:36:12 2023 No.44874556 File: 1.80 MB, 2404x1455, 1cf5d9f255d2012a185e8f2bee675b38.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:38:42 2023 No.44874582 >>44874549 >masochist manticore tries everything to trick sub anon into dominating her and fulfill her perverted fantasies of someone just grabbing and using her tail as a mere onahole This is my fetish

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:40:02 2023 No.44874595 >>44874556 Those aren't handlebars, those are handrails!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:45:03 2023 No.44874649 File: 1.37 MB, 1600x2000, 1675007227918313.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no, (You) got HOUNDED

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:45:35 2023 No.44874654 File: 550 KB, 1224x720, IMG_2979.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] on no!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:46:00 2023 No.44874661 >>44873990 Weekly episodes of "Monstergirls und Panzer". >it actually makes more sense using Demonsilver ammo in Sensha-do than GuP physics not killing exposed commanders or impact injuries.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:46:58 2023 No.44874669 >>44874533 >Be minding your own business >Get picked up off the street like a ruck sack by an Oni

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:47:50 2023 No.44874679 >>44874654 ha, paizuri religion.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:47:57 2023 No.44874680 >>44874649 It looks more like the hound got (ME)'d instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:48:24 2023 No.44874689 >>44874661 Floof tankdriver is everyAnon's favorite little Tism-wan. Wight-school drink tea in their tank.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:51:06 2023 No.44874719 File: 855 KB, 2287x3281, 110880730_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44872448

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:51:50 2023 No.44874729 >>44873471 big booty hatter

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:52:11 2023 No.44874734 >>44874680 You sure? >anon not so smug after being brutally rode by a swollen extra horny hellhound

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 13:52:52 2023 No.44874738 File: 529 KB, 2048x1790, ziewyjzwfvsb1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:00:13 2023 No.44874823 File: 797 KB, 2894x4093, 109164056_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:00:33 2023 No.44874828 >>44873471 Dick whipped hellhound sneaking beef jerky behind her vegan hubby

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:01:21 2023 No.44874845 >>44873956 >draw a human girl >call it a robot Why are Asians like this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:02:08 2023 No.44874852 I dreamed about a pair of twin succubi and an Alice moving in with me last night

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:03:00 2023 No.44874861 >>44874582 Yeah maso manti make my rock hard, any link for the full pic ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:05:03 2023 No.44874877 >>44874845 Because to your typical pleb, even the most basic catgirl is already too weird

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:09:15 2023 No.44874903 >>44873942 Hebi too stronk

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:10:49 2023 No.44874918 File: 759 KB, 2650x1600, 72752947_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:11:53 2023 No.44874934 File: 940 KB, 4096x2690, Manticore75.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44874861 Check the manticore gallery on neocities, it's #175

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:12:33 2023 No.44874943 >>44874934 Thanks anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:14:53 2023 No.44874963 >>44874852 It was a really comfy dream, and unfortunately I wasn't able to retain a lot of it afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:17:06 2023 No.44874988 >>44874845 Japanese love cosplay monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:18:21 2023 No.44874998 >>44874963 Two succs seem a bit overwhelming, I bet they melted your brain so you wouldn't remember how much hand holding and hugs you did. You're lucky to escape that dream with all your levels intact.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:23:15 2023 No.44875040 >>44874998 I remember there were a lot of sweet kisses and that they'd often set up Alice in ecchi scenarios for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:24:43 2023 No.44875054 File: 546 KB, 851x1200, IMG_6480.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elves are degenerates.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:27:48 2023 No.44875077 File: 428 KB, 640x480, 1686624657816323.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44875054 I'm partial to rabbits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:28:54 2023 No.44875087 >>44875077 Schizo scribbles, my beloved.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:41:22 2023 No.44875189 i just want a cow and a snake

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:42:33 2023 No.44875199 File: 1.45 MB, 1428x2026, 91685292_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:42:55 2023 No.44875203 File: 261 KB, 1190x1680, Lamia - Fat Snek 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44875189 One snekcow coming right up!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:47:13 2023 No.44875243 File: 142 KB, 839x900, 53a703a3d65a6f4c1786636533d01e3fe00fb4aaeafcb268f322842902097685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] achoo

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:47:30 2023 No.44875248 >>44875203 needs horns

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:48:38 2023 No.44875263 >>44875203 suckable snektits

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:49:33 2023 No.44875276 >>44874654 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:50:43 2023 No.44875290 >>44875276 It's the new hop game.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:55:58 2023 No.44875350 File: 1.13 MB, 2048x2732, 95235815_p13_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44875189 the humble milksnek

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:57:37 2023 No.44875370 >>44875350 is he crying or does he have drool on his face?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 14:58:12 2023 No.44875375 >>44875370 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:00:29 2023 No.44875399 >>44875350 she doesnt look humble...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:01:13 2023 No.44875408 >>44875375 aw. poor boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:07:35 2023 No.44875456 >>44872461 Sagging hag tits

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:09:35 2023 No.44875475 File: 543 KB, 800x1131, 1690215807510356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44872519 Bleh!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:09:40 2023 No.44875477 File: 449 KB, 721x951, ELF'D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44874649 nah i got ELFD instead

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:10:01 2023 No.44875480 To overcome the mummy's curse simply quote an apophis verse

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:12:35 2023 No.44875498 >>44873172 It's fun though, as long as it's monster girl war where nobody gets killed and any lost limbs are either easily replaced or a fetish thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:12:53 2023 No.44875501 File: 479 KB, 752x1062, 1695912025148235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44875480 Our ladys quite the portly one, (though rarely does she eat) She cracks apart the bones of gods, and sucks out all the meat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:14:50 2023 No.44875514 >>44875498 dog days got it right

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:16:01 2023 No.44875525 File: 1.68 MB, 1600x900, 1696731730809018.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hag fight!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:16:11 2023 No.44875527 File: 2.26 MB, 1200x1600, baa1facd133bdbf0be7f1cda5d6bb24d94d229be06929ac7f64d7c29085807d8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:16:14 2023 No.44875529 File: 77 KB, 968x1200, 1681370764056522.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Playing baby crying noises on a hidden speaker through my troll neighbour's walls until she gets the point

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:18:09 2023 No.44875546 >>44874649 Chaos, Baphomet, Eros - I evoke thee, please save me from this fate!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:18:45 2023 No.44875550 Would you cum in a mass of flesh and googly eyes that was shaped like a cute girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:19:23 2023 No.44875557 >>44875550 if she sets the mood right

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:19:36 2023 No.44875560 >>44875550 Probably, yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:21:00 2023 No.44875567 >>44874231 >nothing underneath the pumpkin what a lewd cow. i'll take three.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:21:02 2023 No.44875569 >>44875550 is she nice?

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:25:03 2023 No.44875610
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Local paladins will be coming to assist in keeping you away from those dastardly monsters. Any monster activities you come across should be reported to them. Make sure not to hold back any information, no matter how red in the face they get!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:26:32 2023 No.44875632 File: 150 KB, 700x688, 1674979582668115.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44873276 The fun part about kissing vampires is that it puts your neck right next to her mouth

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:28:02 2023 No.44875642 >>44875632 It is a well known fact that vampires that used to be human have a large weak point in the point where they were bit while being turned. Small kisses and licking of this point can turn a vampire into putty in your arms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:28:26 2023 No.44875649 >>44875529 Sneak into her house and install a bunch of grow lights. Once rape mode is activated, all you have to do is ask nicely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:29:09 2023 No.44875653 >>44875642 i'll suck out of the venom from her wound and save her

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:29:32 2023 No.44875657 Vampires in the before current DL era were actually the size of cats and swung from branch to branch like monkeys and sucked blood like bats. Few know this

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:29:52 2023 No.44875665 >paladinposting >gacha shitposting It's been 12 hours would you raiding faggots give it a rest

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:30:57 2023 No.44875672 >>44875610 I dont need no stinky paladins, I'm still waiting for Eros to make good on that "72 virgin Houri" deal she gave me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:31:11 2023 No.44875674 File: 423 KB, 1488x1117, 1685645905424981.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44875529 Wrestling your troll aunty to the ground because she lets you win. Dicking your troll aunty for being a good sport

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:31:49 2023 No.44875685 File: 773 KB, 960x1080, 1646357610910.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44875665

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:33:16 2023 No.44875697 ten naked baphomets in showers of ram ranch

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:35:10 2023 No.44875714

>>44875672
Who better to ensure your reward than this hood order paladin! Did you know, only .01% of Eros worshipers ever get their promised virgins? Why is this? Monsters, that’s why! Order paladins will ensure you get what you deserve in the end good citizen!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:35:32 2023 No.44875720 >>44873471 Nerdy apophis with glasses and big tits in a wife beater and hoodie in a dark room looking at a computer monitor. What is she doing? shitposting? watching anime? vidya? We the viewer may never know

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:37:49 2023 No.44875735 >>44874249 >Would you like to impregnate me with strong children? Not gonna lie anons this line would probably drop me anons no matter what kind of monstergirl it was

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:37:58 2023 No.44875737 >>44875529 doing this but all over hagville

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:40:20 2023 No.44875755 >>44875665 what?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:41:24 2023 No.44875764 >>44875735 your lizard brain is in tune with her lizard brain she's fertile and equipped with wide hips for easy childbirth

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:42:01 2023 No.44875767 Remember sallies are perfect teachers for learning how to fight

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:43:07 2023 No.44875780
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>>44874852
I had a dream about having to wrangle a bunch of salamanders that tried to turn everything into a competition. It wasn't even sexual in any way it was just annoying. I can't remember the specifics but I remember one thing was a single walk down a block turning into an event because they found something new to compete over every few feet. Salamanders are okay but not that high on my list so it was strange

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:45:25 2023 No.44875798 File: 435 KB, 2300x2200, F7cfve7bIAA8lD0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:46:30 2023 No.44875803 File: 204 KB, 1000x1209, FStvV3SakAA0RJN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:47:56 2023 No.44875819 >>44875803 centipede girl doesn't get a lot of love.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:49:39 2023 No.44875834 File: 251 KB, 541x694, 1696778270206312.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44875632 >kissing vampires i'd love to

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:49:46 2023 No.44875836 >>44875780 >>44875767 I'm gonna challenge a Salamander to a "leave me alone" challenge! If she can leave me alone or the rest of my life she gets a lot of money!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:52:32 2023 No.44875864 >>44875780 >salamander challenges you to a staring contest >her eyes start to waver downwards when she hears you unzipping >undeterred, she starts unbuttoning her blouse a test of wills, then

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:57:11 2023 No.44875908 >>44875864 >Anon keeps looking at her as rips his shirt off >They both undress into their undies >Cut to them fucking with neither of them blinking >even while cumming >the poor cupid watching in horror

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 15:57:46 2023 No.44875916 >>44875189 Best I can get you a rata. Sorry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:01:51 2023 No.44875938 >>44875834 I think I enjoy the idea of being food to a vampire as much as anything else, if not more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:02:52 2023 No.44875948 >>44875908 >the poor cupid watching in horror I dunno why she'd be horrified--they're married now, aren't they?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:04:46 2023 No.44875963 >>44875948 they are silently fucking each other, neither not looking away and both are looking at each other even after, not speaking u understand? she won but at what cost

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:04:49 2023 No.44875964 >>44875938 ms slime can do it too

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:06:25 2023 No.44875977 File: 1.15 MB, 1000x1520, 1696778944406087.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44875964 >slime nah

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:07:16 2023 No.44875986 >>44875964 >x ray vision of me cumming into her I'm not sure how fun this would be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:09:41 2023 No.44876002 >>44875836 >>44875864 They were challenging each other. It was as simple as doing a contest to see who could do the most pull ups when walking past a street lamp

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:10:12 2023 No.44876006 >>44874845 Imagine finding out that your human wife was actually a t-1000 all along.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:10:42 2023 No.44876011 >>44875977 I love this vampire's design but I found Monogatari so boring I couldn't get past the first episode

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:14:51 2023 No.44876041 File: 378 KB, 538x775, mouse sleep.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll be honest, I need way more practice when It comes to stuff like two people and cuddling and in the long end that sleepy mouse is the best I could do, sorry dudes

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:14:56 2023 No.44876042 File: 81 KB, 898x968, F7jwbmuXEAEHNB7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:15:56 2023 No.44876050 >>44876041 Practice makes perfect, get to it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:16:11 2023 No.44876052 >>44875780 Sounds exhausting. Do you ever wake up exhausted after a dream about something exhausting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:17:32 2023 No.44876057 >>44876041 i think it looks pretty good. if you want to practice direct contact cuddles maybe start with monster + dakimakura

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:17:56 2023 No.44876060 File: 312 KB, 1500x1500, MGe_Dormouse1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44876041 We're all gonna make it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:18:48 2023 No.44876068 >>44876041 its good, but studies will help alot if ou feel unconfident in your art

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:19:24 2023 No.44876076 File: 559 KB, 827x1171, EsObmAsVoAE_aNQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44876052 dreaming about work sucks real bad

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:19:49 2023 No.44876078 >>44876060 not u tho. shit looks worse then before, ou need more fundies, faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:20:32 2023 No.44876084 >>44876078 post your work

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:21:10 2023 No.44876088

>>44874549
>that milking machine
I think I know what happened there, few days earlier:
>manticore breaks into anon's farm and ravages his prized turnips
>"accidentally" trips on her own tail when trying to run and falls
>"well I'll be damned girl, you'll have to pay off those damages!"
few days later
>"good morning Saddie, how are you doing?"
>"you said you are what? the feared manticore, the Cat Bat maneater hybrid?"
>"as far as I'm concerned, you are just a dairy cow with an onahole attachment! now moo for me"
>"m-moooo <3"
>"that's my girl! now speaking of onaholes, I haven't blown my load for 30 minutes and my balls are feeling as heavy as the manure bags I had to fetch this morning"
>"now be a good girl and open it up..."
>"and hope you don't mind if I crank up this machine to max suction, we got a double order for your milk, my little manticow"
>[happy manticow noises]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:21:37 2023 No.44876091 >>44875963 >but at what cost at the cost of dry eyes, at least. they'll need eye drops for a while

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:26:23 2023 No.44876132 >>44876076 I'm sometimes able to make work dreams semilucid, which usually ends in a comfier dream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:32:09 2023 No.44876163 >>44875986 >>x ray vision of me cumming into her Imagine monster porn having slime stunt doubles so they can fake the xray cumshot scene.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:33:16 2023 No.44876173 >>44876163 they do make good stunt doubles for action scenes too

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:42:30 2023 No.44876265 I need a warm Shog to keep me comfy on cool nights

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 16:46:14 2023 No.44876313 File: 688 KB, 1224x714, IMG_2980.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44875276 We’re Hop

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:04:21 2023 No.44876492 File: 31 KB, 400x408, 1616916378320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And then... A SKELETON POPPED OUT! WAHAHAHA!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:07:04 2023 No.44876515 >>44876492 Jokes like that can kill... but she's already dead YOHOHOHOHOOO

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:07:25 2023 No.44876519 >>44876515 Get out of here Brook

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:10:46 2023 No.44876552 File: 1.07 MB, 2000x2000, CaitSithshaded.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44876084 Okay

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:11:58 2023 No.44876565 >>44876552 Why are you wasting your talent indulging a schizophrenic shitposter.

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:18:38 2023 No.44876620
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>>44872722
>tell dragon vampire she can enter your house if she lets you ride her like one of those dragon knights
>"that's degrading and disgraceful... but okay"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:18:51 2023 No.44876623 File: 462 KB, 1500x1500, 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44876552 I dunno who you are but I'm still gonna keep drawing. I will even get some shading practice in as I try give cait sith a green jersey when we win the world cup.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:27:08 2023 No.44876702 File: 437 KB, 904x1080, 1662304547680711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44876565

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:27:54 2023 No.44876709 >>44876565 Why are you wasting your time responding to furries? R&I

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:28:57 2023 No.44876722 Did the thread just hit infinite recursion?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:39:12 2023 No.44876804 File: 49 KB, 850x1200, F71a_hrakAAaDxL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:41:23 2023 No.44876824 File: 676 KB, 1108x1400, 1673036942150028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >the rival is a child

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:43:19 2023 No.44876835 File: 1.27 MB, 2150x3035, 111190892_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ancient evils are dorks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:45:24 2023 No.44876848 what mamono is good at dota to play with me

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:45:45 2023 No.44876854 >>44876824 4x weak to mating press

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:47:30 2023 No.44876869 >>44876854 and a multiplicative 4x stacking bonus to anal

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:49:19 2023 No.44876885 >>44876163 >ZOOM IN ON THE ZYGOTE

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:52:03 2023 No.44876908 >>44876885 maybe you could do some forced perspective with a slime core

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:53:46 2023 No.44876926 >>44876835 She looks like she has four arms.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:56:33 2023 No.44876941 File: 230 KB, 708x1000, 6A5E0937-0851-4546-8C69-5610E012FB0E.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Accept drink from oni >Custom now states you must have sloppy drunk sex with her and get married

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 17:59:20 2023 No.44876958 >>44876941 Whenever someone posts a comic gaira cover I just have a giggle.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:05:26 2023 No.44877016 File: 905 KB, 1980x1048, __original_drawn_by_eu03__7927345f54dc1fee2b4184a22285e5e8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44876941 I like oni but I'm sober. Tough life.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:13:28 2023 No.44877094 imagine if you will, having a cute creepy zombie loli maid she can speak but very simply and creepily she isn't the best maid and is rather clumsy, but she tries her best

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:23:58 2023 No.44877172 Smelly house or room in MGE? Literally just steal some dormice. Put one or two in a room, and boom, it smells like a sweet molasses. Why waste money on scented candles, scentsy, or incense?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:25:32 2023 No.44877183 >>44877172 Nothing beats coming back to your home after a hard days working to smell dinner cooking. This is what my wife will experience, I am a househusband.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:27:06 2023 No.44877194 >>44877183 Personally, I like the idea of being a p'orcer chieftain. No working, just being served by cute pigs

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:33:59 2023 No.44877245 >>44876854 Is exploiting weaknesses necessary when she isn't very strong to begin with?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:35:42 2023 No.44877263 File: 542 KB, 2048x1941, F6i3q6ibsAAqq5G.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fox in a box.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:36:33 2023 No.44877273 >>44877263 >Fox in a box. with cox

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:39:40 2023 No.44877315 >>44877016 >Oni feels sad about you choosing sober >But respects your decision >Drinks enough for both of you >It is now your responsibility to princess carry her into bed and have sex with her while she is drunk

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:39:59 2023 No.44877319 File: 167 KB, 800x1130, 2c6b3994b30429ec43f5a2190f2e8697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Could anybody link me to the post about the writing contest? I think I want to try my hand at writing something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:41:11 2023 No.44877334 >>44877245 big damage numbers feel good

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:42:23 2023 No.44877344 File: 149 KB, 1200x1200, 1695863162489221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:43:07 2023 No.44877347 >>44873276 I now wish the hug the yan vampire and tell her it's okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:46:24 2023 No.44877374 any monster girls with creepy faces? i need them for my collection of creepy monster girls

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:48:06 2023 No.44877386 >>44877245 Overkill damage contributes to mindbreak buildup. This causes lizards, sallys, and dragons to get mere'd faster.

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:57:05 2023 No.44877452 File: 109 KB, 638x900, Fixing the Condoms.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do not marry foxes. Foxes only want one thing and they don't care what you think about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 18:58:22 2023 No.44877464 >>44877452 Well, at least it's not gambling or brapposting on 4mon.

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:02:09 2023 No.44877490
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>>44877452
I WILL be forcibly (consensually) married to the foxes. I WILL bring many divine fox children into the world. I WILL support my wife as she overthrows corrupt governments and brings misfortune to evildoers. I WILL have a Youkou and Inari wife. I WILL give them nine tails each over time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:02:37 2023 No.44877495 File: 1.37 MB, 2500x2500, 107895249_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44877452 Instructions unclear. Impregnated a fox.

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:05:31 2023 No.44877517
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>>44877490
>Ancient evil fox wife is convinced to become a minor goddess because it's less work to just sit around and get fed offerings and be pregnant
>All she has to do for this worship is bless some farms which is trivial compared to raising armys and causing destruction
>Doesn't have to worry about priests and monks attacking her anymore

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:08:09 2023 No.44877536 >>44877386 They're more fun non-mered, fucking a defeated Salamander loli after she's seriously tried to win feels better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:11:45 2023 No.44877565 File: 133 KB, 850x1043, sample_60ac61748edf63610e3ef0c27f02e580.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44877517 It really is the better path. Also source my good sir?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:12:22 2023 No.44877569 File: 262 KB, 875x1248, 1696669831706358.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:18:31 2023 No.44877626 File: 1.38 MB, 1463x1588, ascend.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44877565 Search Batta, Gedou, it's in the Towako books. Be warned it's fairly dark in it's story and not MGE compatable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:18:36 2023 No.44877628 >>44877565 Artstyle looks like batta. He made some fox doujin and has a running manga about the married life of some guy and a fox.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:22:04 2023 No.44877655 Dick the gob.

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:23:13 2023 No.44877664

>>44877517
>It becomes a ritual that to keep her ever growing family from becoming new evils, a village boy is sacrificed to each daughter when they come of age.
>You are chosen as the sacrifice this year and there's a lot more celebration and ceremony this time around.
>Dancing in the streets, drums, stalls an entire festival.
>You weren't aware this many people would be happy to see you vanish in to the Fox Manor forever.
>Get to your destination clad in the ceremonial robes but for some reason the Fox Goddess has you drink manticore venom directly, which isn't usually part of the ritual.
>Shakily walk forward towards the door of the ritual chamber and open it to see your new wife.
>As the door opens, remember that only one festival can occur on a given day so in the event that multiple children are born on the same day they have to share a sacrifice.
>Realize as you stare at the mass of tails and lewd flesh on the bed that the festival wasn't for you leaving.
>It was for the Goddess successfully giving birth to nonuplets.
>You only get a moment to scream before their tails lunge out, wrap around you and drag you in for the gangrape.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:26:49 2023 No.44877692 File: 1.04 MB, 735x1065, 8e29bd7858326fe9a9f140c749b7c0c8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] disregard fox acquire wolf

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:28:03 2023 No.44877710 File: 910 KB, 1021x1500, wolf hag.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] acquire wolf hags

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:29:55 2023 No.44877732 >Vampire makes en elaborate plan on how to make anon accidentally invite her into his house >Knock on the door >He just lets her in >She just stands there, both confused and offended that she didn't get to enact her masterplan

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:30:00 2023 No.44877734 Monster girls, with hats on.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:31:28 2023 No.44877750 File: 1.18 MB, 1200x1600, 522826a54dd05c396c5200ec7b4730a937eb05f682ff041b88ae47a830ef13fb.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44877734

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:32:25 2023 No.44877764 File: 602 KB, 3000x4000, FzACs5dXwA4IYKv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44877692

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:32:52 2023 No.44877770 File: 737 KB, 2367x3188, 042e52c5355c038001e642a7408a388b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44877710 no

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:33:36 2023 No.44877780 >>44877770 How cruel...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:34:39 2023 No.44877791 File: 1.15 MB, 2550x3700, 1678325329425248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44877780 My heart is for Rudy, a young wolf looking for love. And meat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:34:47 2023 No.44877792 >>44877710 But I want a teen wolf.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:43:20 2023 No.44877863 File: 169 KB, 1070x1530, FyUiA22WAAAlVdD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Molest elves.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:44:56 2023 No.44877880 File: 405 KB, 1060x932, 1649881089215.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44877863 >molesting tall monsters it's hard work but someone has to do it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:45:08 2023 No.44877883 File: 1007 KB, 4005x2700, 1653272354390.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get yourself a dog that loves wieners

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:48:47 2023 No.44877909 >>44877892 That is a very smug fox.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:49:02 2023 No.44877913 Kill yourself, gachanigger.

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:52:48 2023 No.44877938
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>failed my test completely
>expect lich teacher to give me the coldest "I am disappointed" look or to scold me harshly
>brace myself for the worst
>instead she looks unusually cheerful

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:56:07 2023 No.44877971 File: 890 KB, 1410x2020, 109370825_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:56:52 2023 No.44877978

>>44877938
>lich teacher gets excited at the prospect of 1 on 1 teaching with anon
>gets pissed when anon asks the top student anubis for help studying instead
>gets even more pissed when the anubis looks at her with a smug face like she knows what she is doing

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:58:06 2023 No.44877989 File: 202 KB, 1083x1280, 1587830235.chacrawarrior_latinoamerica-lamia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 19:58:57 2023 No.44877998 File: 1.13 MB, 852x480, 1642582650278.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44877971 FAT tails

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:01:01 2023 No.44878011 File: 32 KB, 240x160, 2090 - Sigma Star Saga (U)(Trashman)_01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alien girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:05:16 2023 No.44878038 >>44878011 Deserve the flammethrower.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:06:56 2023 No.44878047 File: 2.47 MB, 3000x2595, 1480481540174.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] feed monsters, they will not follow you home so go crazy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:07:25 2023 No.44878052 >>44878047 >feed monsters But only appul

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:09:22 2023 No.44878063 File: 1.58 MB, 1600x1200, 796de7eb6572844d223f23392b91c2edc85ba4c2fdbc7c0501de26f920cc1610.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mermaids.

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:11:05 2023 No.44878077
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>>44878047
She's already a lot heavier than him and I'd imagine the humanlike portion of a Soldier Beetle will be bigger than the equivalent parts of a man on account of insect species having bigger females.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:14:01 2023 No.44878103 File: 205 KB, 1447x2047, 1661532561994723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44877998

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:14:15 2023 No.44878106 File: 342 KB, 1464x2048, 23a2c4bc12d8541815fc113895535c57.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44877863 Only if ALICE is an elf!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:17:42 2023 No.44878125 How hard would it be to get a harem of cow succubi

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:18:17 2023 No.44878129 File: 779 KB, 1223x1129, 1507520084185.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44878052 balloon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:20:43 2023 No.44878150 >>44877938 >tfw she will teach ou the material and fuck the knowledge into you

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:20:55 2023 No.44878154 >>44878047 Directions unclear, ended up eating out ALICE for an hour and now she followed me home and won't stop cuddling me. 10/10, would ALICE again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:28:08 2023 No.44878219 >>44878129 Maybe try giving them strawberries!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:28:55 2023 No.44878226 File: 213 KB, 850x1228, 1681973728962580482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:30:36 2023 No.44878237 >>44878226 Meant to quote >>44878106

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:32:49 2023 No.44878250 what if more than the daily recommended dose of ALICE and what about choco alice and vanilla alice as well?

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:35:34 2023 No.44878264

>>44878250
The recommended daily dose of ALICE is yes, all of the ALICE. Be careful with multiple ALICE, though. You know the saying, more than one ALICE will ruin your palace. But if you don't have a palace, it should be fine! Make sure you love all of your ALICEs equally and in alphabetical order. Use love quadrants if you have to! If you have a full-ALICE harem, a Cheshire is recommended to help manage the ALICEs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:36:03 2023 No.44878268 File: 1.71 MB, 1920x947, 2023-05-18 11.26.05 comfyanonymous.github.io 29caf9ca6197.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:37:38 2023 No.44878286 >>44878264 what about a wock who likes ALICE as much as me?

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:40:59 2023 No.44878312

>>44878286
That works, too! I just recommended a Cheshire as, eventually, every husband of an ALICE will one day follow one through Wonderland, and that journey will likely lead to bonding anyways! Plus, don't the best tour guides convince their guests to pick up souvenirs? But yes, with ALICE blessing your vorpal sword, you shall lay the Jabberwock!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:42:12 2023 No.44878320 >>44878312 i guess i can take a cheshire, my momster told me the are the worst and to only trust clown monsters only

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:46:28 2023 No.44878350 >>44878320 I'm afraid I'm no expert on clowns. Jokers, sure, but not clowns.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:46:53 2023 No.44878355 >>44878047 buy lunch for a hungry monster classmate once, and you'll get handmade lunches packed with love for the rest of your life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:47:37 2023 No.44878361 >>44878350 arent the same? both looking to make you laugh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:48:07 2023 No.44878367 >>44878125 not too bad. they tend to form herds

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:48:19 2023 No.44878368 File: 230 KB, 862x1166, 1592693872721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeti season approaches

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:49:31 2023 No.44878383 >>44878368 I will not mate with yetis

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:51:53 2023 No.44878412 File: 254 KB, 453x858, 1634767854999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44878383 >...and 99 more hilarious Winterstown jokes!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:54:16 2023 No.44878438 File: 615 KB, 691x1999, 1658437788601701.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is there anything a Automaton wouldnt do for their master?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:55:20 2023 No.44878451 File: 208 KB, 1280x905, padoru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44878383 t. man trapped in Yeti's cabin

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:55:57 2023 No.44878452 >>44878438 divde by zero

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:57:20 2023 No.44878466 File: 452 KB, 964x781, 1658438178559993.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44878438

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:57:56 2023 No.44878471 File: 916 KB, 2000x1754, VsboyDdh_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44878438 They would never uhhh allow him to be mauled by the rabid and aggressive wildlife

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:01:14 2023 No.44878495 >>44878438 >Automaton’s young master wants to pet a fox >Ends up finding unsealing an ancient evil fox to fulfill the request

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:03:49 2023 No.44878518 >>44878361 Ah, but a Clown aims to make you laugh at her, while a Joker aims to make you laugh at the world. Many Clowns are born, but few Jokers are dealt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:05:04 2023 No.44878524 >>44878518 but cant a clown do the latter as well? also what if ALICE in clown form

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:05:31 2023 No.44878531 File: 723 KB, 1200x1600, F7ofdDjWQAAuPJn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:07:13 2023 No.44878545 >>44878531 wonder what genie milk tastes like

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:07:18 2023 No.44878546 >>44878312 Chesh and Wock got very upset when I called them Tweedledum and Tweedlefat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:10:22 2023 No.44878567 >>44878524 Well, sure, either can do both, and both can do either - it's just a difference in focus. And while my research on ALICE is quite extensive, my knowledge of Clown ALICEs is admittedly lacking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:11:37 2023 No.44878574 >>44878545 Magically delicious

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>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:16:21 2023 No.44878603 File: 220 KB, 550x600, 1679803816246040.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] which monster makes for the comfiest chair?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:17:52 2023 No.44878612 >>44878603 barometz

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:18:12 2023 No.44878615 File: 639 KB, 1280x1851, tumblr_4ccb220f8b1a543030f5d1cbf0c3cccb_64cc3244_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:18:46 2023 No.44878617 >>44878567 they are quite special, and funny

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:21:13 2023 No.44878631 >>44878612 not enough back support

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:21:24 2023 No.44878632
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Would your waifu get into your autistic hobbies for you?
>honey please, Rome fell along time ago you don't have to larp it
>and why must this Carthage needs to be destroyed?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:22:03 2023 No.44878640 >>44878603 shoggoth

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:25:10 2023 No.44878656 File: 922 KB, 1448x2048, 112356311_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:29:20 2023 No.44878680 File: 889 KB, 600x428, 7b0a55245f7c60d69563c36c0cbbb250.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44878632 Rome was a mistake. Embrace your true roots and return to the Akkadian Empire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:33:08 2023 No.44878702 File: 1.14 MB, 2756x4096, Latinx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] El Goblina

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:34:19 2023 No.44878714 File: 119 KB, 650x742, 1688915228354111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:38:04 2023 No.44878742 File: 1.13 MB, 3188x1368, chesh forma verdadera.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I dunno why I did this. Chesh if she real.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:38:20 2023 No.44878745 >>44878680 >history/mythology nerd succubus >asks to roleplay as Lil-itu and Marsuk

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:39:16 2023 No.44878757 File: 262 KB, 1200x1600, 233628a8dca6ecf081a3708695c49c2fab806ec794554544bae109518f8a97f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:40:31 2023 No.44878767 >>44878680 Darn barbarian succ needs civilization correction...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:42:10 2023 No.44878780 >>44878742 My, Grandma, what big ears you have!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:47:11 2023 No.44878827 >>44878745 >history/mythology nerd lich >asks you to roleplay Inanna's Descent (You are Inanna, she is Dimmuzi.)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:49:24 2023 No.44878848 File: 1.01 MB, 2366x2154, 1687545048526183.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how am i supposed to deal with swarm battles?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:50:23 2023 No.44878856 >>44878848 get good

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:53:54 2023 No.44878886 >>44878827 >history/mythology nerd golem >asks you to roleplay the siege of Jerusalem (she's Jerusalem)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:55:27 2023 No.44878900 >>44878848 You need to learn at least one AoE spell. I recommend the one that opens a portal to the tentacle dimension. It still counts as melee damage, you see.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:56:03 2023 No.44878906 >>44878900 spell? do i look like some kind of nerd to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:56:11 2023 No.44878907 >>44878848 >noooo Mr knight you can't leave yet, you haven't even met our bug sister yet! >please little ones, I am on a urgent quest to hunt down monsters in this region

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:57:02 2023 No.44878914 >>44878906 Get a polearm and learn sweeping maneuvers.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:59:21 2023 No.44878940 >>44878914 ms kiki taught me all she knows

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:00:26 2023 No.44878950 File: 2.49 MB, 3000x4000, kiki with a gun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44878940 >ms kiki taught me all she knows gun?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:01:12 2023 No.44878957 >>44878886 >history/mythology nerd dragon >asks you to roleplay St. George slaying the dragon (George doesn't stand a chance)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:02:53 2023 No.44878972 >>44878957 one version I heard he converts the dragon to vegetarianism

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:03:36 2023 No.44878977 >>44878972 >no more burg only veggy burg

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:04:47 2023 No.44878990 >>44878495 >Automaton's young master ends up with an harem of onee-sans and hags because her first reaction to any request is to bring him a vaguely relevant monstergirl

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:05:50 2023 No.44878997 >>44878977 is the ultimate weapon against wans?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:07:20 2023 No.44879014 File: 105 KB, 1078x793, __echidna_original_and_1_more_drawn_by_rtil__e5baaf686751da8b0138545e92bdea3f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:09:03 2023 No.44879029 >>44878997 ah my spicy bean burgers are safe

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:10:27 2023 No.44879046 I will not be defeated by wans I will use the secret burger technique to turn them into burgerwans Now they are too fat to defeat me

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:13:40 2023 No.44879068 >>44878990 >Asks for a slime girl >Gets a shoggoth that is ancient even by their standards. >She is simply referred to as “Primordial Ooze” >The master just calls her polly

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:14:54 2023 No.44879084 >>44878742 It's disturbing, maybe portal shouldn't happen after all

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:14:59 2023 No.44879087 >>44878990 >has krakens, alarunes, and even a dragon >>44879046 Anon they are not dumb, they will just pounce on you when your asleep and you will be raped by an old fat hairy wan

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:16:07 2023 No.44879099 >>44879046 >feed wans burgers >they like them >now they want to keep you so they can have more burger dont think you thought this through anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:18:39 2023 No.44879123 >ground control to major wan

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:19:55 2023 No.44879133 File: 947 KB, 2400x1200, 62399079_p13.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44879046 she's become too powerful

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:21:51 2023 No.44879148 Imagine a pear-shaped JS Demon wearing slutty lingerie in edgy black-red colors under her school uniform

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:22:05 2023 No.44879152 >>44878632 >Please babe stop saying dumbass things you’re not Slave Knight Gael >Hand it over, that thing. Your Bark Soul.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:23:02 2023 No.44879163 >>44879148 I'd like this, but JC.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:24:51 2023 No.44879183 File: 1.54 MB, 2300x1700, 1683390400229166.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i suffer in mgc

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:26:30 2023 No.44879203 >>44879183 >order pizza >beeg monster shows up with your pizza half eaten >tell her you rather starve then eat it >she gets flustered and hand feeds you pizza

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:27:18 2023 No.44879218 >>44879183 seems like your winning to me anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:29:15 2023 No.44879240 File: 540 KB, 1200x1315, 1463438170769.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44879183 Now I'm hungry for pizza, need succ pizza delivery give me pesto chicken pizza

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:31:50 2023 No.44879261 File: 177 KB, 903x1500, FEamRN2XEAU9-ym.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44879183 it takes a while to adjust

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:32:16 2023 No.44879266 >>44879163 >this, but JC A bit on the old side but still good

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:32:26 2023 No.44879269 File: 518 KB, 745x513, 1681840663491340.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44879240 i think our orders got mixed up. i ordered a content, purring cheshire

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:35:15 2023 No.44879295 >>44879087 Oh no, not the hagwan...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:36:14 2023 No.44879312 File: 1.83 MB, 3000x4000, 8dd8af4a15c083df422d3c954aa8d004.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44879084 It'll be fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:36:30 2023 No.44879316 File: 562 KB, 1155x1600, 97c9666e73dd44fced860446c03daf057aac4ed3afb365c925fb9e3aec7384fa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:39:43 2023 No.44879346 >>44879266 I dunno about these jks and jcs but there is no better feeling in the world than some smug loli brat pinning you down, raping you senseless, and calling you worthless old trash that will never be a wizard

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:41:05 2023 No.44879362 >>44879269 This version of "I'm sorry Jon" hits different.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:42:40 2023 No.44879377 >>44879362 You expecting hundreds of teeth, tentacles, or for her to make a portal, separate his head from his body, and shove it under her ass and use it as a cushion?

Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:43:52 2023 No.44879388

>>44879266
Don't get me wrong, JS are nice too (as are JKs), but JCs hit the sweet spot for me. Mamono who are perpetually right after the start of puberty are what I want.
>Budding breasts
>Gentle hip curves
>Disproportionate nipples
>Slight pubes on a puffy loli cunny
Nothing better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:47:36 2023 No.44879425 >>44878680 source?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:48:57 2023 No.44879439 >>44878680 This artist is great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:50:32 2023 No.44879455 File: 337 KB, 900x675, 1681314671705557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:51:57 2023 No.44879468 >>44879455 Good luck sleeping with all the catastrophically horny monstergirls who would have broken in anyway pounding on the window begging for dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:53:27 2023 No.44879476 >>44879455 >succs keep slapping their boobs against the glass >don't get sleep from the slapping and cat calls >fall prey to them anyway as they ambush you in the morning while your exhausted

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:54:15 2023 No.44879485 >>44879476 You go outside?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:04:03 2023 No.44879586 >>44879425 Zankuro >>44879377 Maybe. Eldritch Insanity Cat doesn't sound that bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:10:08 2023 No.44879642 >>44872448 秋だ

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:11:03 2023 No.44879651 File: 176 KB, 1039x1065, Ez9oNk5VcAgUtKF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can you still call them a brat if theyre bigger then you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:11:11 2023 No.44879652 File: 697 KB, 3349x2191, 1644034430642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44872473 Good advice

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:12:34 2023 No.44879664 File: 975 KB, 1000x1392, F5lHzpebsAAVcV-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44879652 she's pretty strong in close quarters too

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:12:53 2023 No.44879668 >>44879295 its best type of wan >>44879651 she is not a brat, she has titties

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:13:05 2023 No.44879670 >>44879652 i bet she is weak to love and affection

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:15:57 2023 No.44879707 >>44879668 I need a really big soft wan to pin me down so she can sleep on me (she gets really lonely and scared when she sleeps alone)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:19:31 2023 No.44879740 File: 350 KB, 2048x1510, 90cf6e3758854bf2ef42e404d751ec50eb52c001932a12f680b953d38534830f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44879707 Three little ones?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:23:25 2023 No.44879779 File: 123 KB, 724x1023, Vampire164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:27:24 2023 No.44879809 File: 100 KB, 1000x750, 0c3e95ebe4e3d6d880f4cf0db9f61138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44878603 ergonomic gaming slime chair

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:33:32 2023 No.44879871 >>44879183 >past the guaranteed delivery time >pizza half eaten >cold >forgot the drink >driver still has the temerity to ask if she can have you as a tip Last time I order from that shop.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:36:10 2023 No.44879900 >>44879388 Bottom heavy JS is my choice, the head start on hips and butt gives them the best of both worlds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:49:30 2023 No.44880012 >>44879809 getting massaged by a slime would feel amazing. I wonder if slimes have custom-made bathtubs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:50:39 2023 No.44880021 >>44880012 Slimes are basically one big digestive organ which is squicky as hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:50:53 2023 No.44880024 >>44879707 sounds like good time

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 23:55:52 2023 No.44880061 >>44880021 you think you're so fancy with your centralized nervous system

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:03:06 2023 No.44880115 File: 2.42 MB, 2600x3200, 97268954_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44880021 That also wants (you)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:04:23 2023 No.44880121 >>44880115 I don't want her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:07:23 2023 No.44880145 I want a shog who has enough pussies that I can eat her out, fuck her, and finger her with both hands at once, while she also has at least one free for her to masturbate over me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:12:20 2023 No.44880179 File: 433 KB, 1920x1493, 1689265359483732.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:13:47 2023 No.44880188 File: 87 KB, 927x717, 1692924973055666.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44880121 rude

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:16:37 2023 No.44880207 File: 29 KB, 1000x820, Slime Girl - SHE'S GOT A GUN!.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44880121 DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN SLIME.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:18:05 2023 No.44880224 >>44880179 I thought being under the blankets was a safe area from monsters

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:18:20 2023 No.44880228 Post big soft wans

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:18:48 2023 No.44880233 >>44880224 Yeah, she's completely safe from being raped by other mamono.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:20:23 2023 No.44880249 File: 722 KB, 1034x1045, 1672022765166824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44880228

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:21:49 2023 No.44880260 >>44880224 Imagine trying to hide under your blanket from a monster but your blanket monsterized and rapes you senseless

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:22:11 2023 No.44880262 >>44880179 >hellhound tail is sticking out from under the covers >call her name >tail starts wagging

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:23:33 2023 No.44880274 >>44880233 A damn shame, that. Although two girls with giant meaty paws ain't doing a lot together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:24:07 2023 No.44880279 File: 1.93 MB, 2105x1488, Ittan-momen5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44880260 Many such cases.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:24:59 2023 No.44880282 File: 177 KB, 734x1089, mge_manticore_by_xnekomikux_dcuk5yc-pre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44880228 She counts don't question her

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:33:49 2023 No.44880342
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>>44880279
They're on of my fav underrated girls, imagine the cuddles. The only girl who could cuddle better is a bunyip yeti chimera. Genuinely unsure if I could leave the bed if one married me

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:35:19 2023 No.44880348 Beware the sea shanty core Beware her cat o spine tail Beware the scourge of the seas...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:42:12 2023 No.44880396 File: 1.19 MB, 2000x2400, FzDXGm7aUAAjP1n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ypaaaaa

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:42:40 2023 No.44880398 >>44880396 >>>/vg/

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:46:51 2023 No.44880423
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Wonder what being a friend to a hebi would be like. Hell I wonder what monster friends would be like, I know they're waifus and stuff but imagine monster friends would be

Expect pyrows, I don't trust them

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:47:38 2023 No.44880428 >>44880342 They could wrap themselves around you all day and probably would. They're so lightweight you might even forget that they're there from being so used to it..

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:48:11 2023 No.44880432 File: 1.48 MB, 5000x7500, 85755922_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You have stumbled into a harpy village.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:49:26 2023 No.44880437 >>44880423 I imagine Pyrows mostly play a character of sorts and when they're not trying to court a man they like they'll act pretty normal. Either that or they use different terms of endearment depending on if they're seducing or just being friendly

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:50:00 2023 No.44880441 >>44879183 I mostly just want the monster girl dreams to stop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 00:50:27 2023 No.44880447 >>44880432 I activate Maxx-C

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:00:58 2023 No.44880499 I'll eat dry cereal before I trust any store bought monster milk

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:00:59 2023 No.44880501 >>44880342 Ittans are cute, but I think a Familiar would be better for cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:02:00 2023 No.44880507 >>44880447 I have a Master Duel thread up in another thread, and I did a doubletake when I saw this post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:02:33 2023 No.44880509 >>44879183 >>44879240 >>44879261 >all the pizza restaurants in MGC refuse to deliver because horny monstergirls keep "forgetting" cash and want an alternate way to "pay" for their order, every time without fail >at least the deep dish is great, though!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:03:28 2023 No.44880514 >>44880499 Anon you are pretty much asking to have a hag shove it in your mouth

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:03:47 2023 No.44880519 >>44880509 I prefer flat pizzas.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:06:36 2023 No.44880538 >>44880514 You mean when my mouth is full of dry wurm puffs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:09:06 2023 No.44880558 >>44880499 I already eat dry cereal because the kind I eat gets instantly soggy and gross in milk. >>44880509 Deep dish is not pizza it’s a casserole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:10:08 2023 No.44880565 >>44880509 i want my pizza deep dish as much as i want my hags soft alot

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:17:22 2023 No.44880621 >>44880565 >Windy City Anon. >Likes that deep dish pizza. >Likes soft hags. >Ends up with a shortstack sylph. >Too. >Fat. >To. >Fly. >But she can solo a deep dish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:17:34 2023 No.44880622 >>44880432 I see they have upgraded their attire

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:20:09 2023 No.44880645 Why is a femdom setting the ideal polygynous patriarchal society?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:24:40 2023 No.44880681 >>44880507 I stopped playing Master Duel when Destiny Hero: Dishonest Phoenix Enforcer became a thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:24:42 2023 No.44880682 i would not have sex with other mgs but my wife would have to be ok with me wanting to hug everyone.

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:27:08 2023 No.44880702

>>44880645
The underlying assumption of the whole setting is that mamono (even super rapey ones) are doting, devoted wives who love you and want you to be happy.
And the target audience is spergy, touch-starved dorks. So, you get a LOT of wish fulfillment around hot ladies in your area, and how they want you.
There's definitely still posts about you and your Anubis wife making beautiful model railroads together, or whatnot, but a lot of it focuses on touch and togetherness and that feeling of being wanted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:30:36 2023 No.44880725 File: 313 KB, 423x448, 60ca94418db285bb78c448af30166a9d6f51fe90bebe64deb6fbfcb802711768.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:31:07 2023 No.44880729 File: 245 KB, 2241x1259, 1670551733597078.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is magic stored in the hat, breast, or thighs?

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:32:32 2023 No.44880740

>>44880702
If you think about it, the Order represents a heavily matriarchal society too, with Chief Goddess worship being the primary faith, which is especially ironic considering they're at war with a whole race of female monsters who want to "take over the World" (conveniently ignoring the fact said monsters basically view men as gods anyways).

Order really are bad guys.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:36:23 2023 No.44880769 File: 373 KB, 1353x1920, i_208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:36:50 2023 No.44880773 >>44880769 right looks like good wife material

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:37:59 2023 No.44880783 File: 191 KB, 768x1152, FC462EBC-C124-4A7F-B38B-D9BABEC449DA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44878742 I remember finding this randomly of Asian Chesh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:38:18 2023 No.44880785 File: 758 KB, 2889x3855, F721orGWgAAUizV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:39:41 2023 No.44880791 >>44880785 >fox >braids >orange hair >nun Oh no?! My many weaknesses!?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:39:56 2023 No.44880792 File: 496 KB, 904x1400, 1608142694075.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44880729 Thighs, clearly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:43:05 2023 No.44880815 >>44880740 >basically view men as gods anyways This is even more true when you go to the abyss where you can literally become like Mort from Madagascar if you dwell down there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:54:58 2023 No.44880898 >>44880702 >>44880740 And don't forget the lolis.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:57:13 2023 No.44880916 >>44880898 Touch the loli. Do it slowly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:57:31 2023 No.44880918 File: 3.20 MB, 900x2680, 5814329402816fe3b6e0f414be6174fa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Succ

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 01:58:03 2023 No.44880924 >>44880423 Monster friend groups would be almost exclusively scheming to get their single friend a man through all sorts of whacky hijinks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:02:15 2023 No.44880955 File: 132 KB, 1000x1415, 1533237923496.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44880918 evil succ

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:07:54 2023 No.44880980 File: 905 KB, 929x1350, f51caf7644d860a3a95ed41b13e40151.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44880955 Medical succ

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:10:11 2023 No.44880985 File: 108 KB, 1195x815, Succubus - Fairy 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44880980 art succ

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:11:21 2023 No.44880990 File: 285 KB, 1200x582, Succ snacc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44880985 Succ succ

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:12:55 2023 No.44881001 File: 53 KB, 814x672, 1515218316698.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44880990 alot of succs

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:18:33 2023 No.44881029 >>44881001 a gaggle, one might say

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:20:28 2023 No.44881042 >>44881029 A gargle

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:22:09 2023 No.44881049 File: 277 KB, 780x1035, 1680784278731110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44881029 a flight? a pack? wonder what is the correct term for a succubutt group

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:22:58 2023 No.44881054 >>44881049 i usually go with an orgy or gaggle

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:23:38 2023 No.44881056 >>44881049 Every time I see this pic, I inevitably look for the girl who's going butt-first. Just gotta give that lady some props--she knows herself and she's putting it all IN there, so to speak.

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:24:58 2023 No.44881062
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>>44872448
Do you bet in the Amazon and Ocelomeh jungle settlements and cities, there are still like cute delicious brown human tribal girls as inhabitants and citizens? Of course these delicious brown tribal girls do eventually monsterize into Amazons or any suitable monster girl or succubi. But you'd think brown tribal human girls that inhabit the jungle mamono settlements would at least be the various human tribes that Amazons and Ocelomeh conquered and or assimilated. Therefore, the brown human male and females you see are considered citizens and inhabitants of the Amazon and Ocelomeh mamono cities. And they'd be treated and designated as second class citizens, the human brown boys be the husbands and boyfriends of the ruling Amazon or Ocelomeh class and are generally courtiers. While the human brown girls may be the second class laborers and lower classed fighters who also serve as gladiatorial entertainers since after all, gender roles in the Amazon and Ocelomeh settlements are a matriarchy. And lastly, the presence of the delicious brown human tribal women in the Amazon and Ocelomeh settlements are an option for captured human men or male tourists. Who may find the cute petite brown tribal human girl cuter and wants to fuck her more. Or maybe the fit muscular human tribal woman who is a gladiatorial entertainer with abs is more attractive to a certain individual man over Amazons or Ocelomeh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:26:11 2023 No.44881067 >>44881049 a headache

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:29:14 2023 No.44881087 >No kikimora to shit on your chest Feels bad man

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:31:30 2023 No.44881101 File: 66 KB, 680x580, fc27d7e4-18a6-4f5e-8640-f803e542fc28.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44876041 It's nice that my request actually made it. Thank you for spending time on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:32:05 2023 No.44881105 >>44881049 I love the two disintegrating wards in that picture

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:33:19 2023 No.44881112 >>44881087 Welcome back, Breathfag!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:34:20 2023 No.44881120 >>44881112 so continues the tale of two star-crossed lovers

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:34:38 2023 No.44881124 File: 520 KB, 2048x2048, F2XCisfWMAEtWt8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Average exchange

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:36:05 2023 No.44881129 File: 325 KB, 1700x1400, F1wWm09aIAA1YXm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:36:16 2023 No.44881131 >>44881112 I'm not him. I'm not a smellfag. My nose doesn't even work right to be one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:36:59 2023 No.44881136 >>44881087 That h was an accident, surely

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:38:06 2023 No.44881141 File: 2.75 MB, 1500x2000, F0xHCHLaAAArnAH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44872448 How fantastical can you imagine a location in MGE can be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:38:38 2023 No.44881144 >>44881136 Nope. Both sit and shit. Rub it into my chest hair with her rump. Have her lick it up clean like a good maid

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:38:47 2023 No.44881146 >>44881062 Man for a second I thought I was in the bleached thread since I got two tabs open.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:38:51 2023 No.44881147 >>44881049 A brothel

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:44:24 2023 No.44881174 Hentai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:49:11 2023 No.44881194 >>44877319 >>/jp/thread/44814446#p44814464 Here you go I expect a full book by next week

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:50:42 2023 No.44881200

>>44881062
No one really cares about this except you.
>While the human brown girls may be the second class laborers and lower classed fighters who also serve as gladiatorial entertainers
No. This is a hugbox, sir. Grimdork is that way (anywhere except here)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:53:13 2023 No.44881213 Anybody remember the Trojan cake? Who wouldve guessed a 20ft cake contained a whole battalion of monsters.

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 02:54:38 2023 No.44881224
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>>44881146
>Bleached, but in MGE
>tags: Amazon, Ocelomeh, Tribal Girls, White Boys, Brown Girls, monsterization, missionary, vanilla, mating press, creampie, kissing, French Kissing, impregnation, going-tribal, matriarchy, human-female-to-monster girl, femdom, gentle femdom, public sex, Humiliation (male), colonization, counter-colonization, invasion, reverse invasion, Ares Worship, Royal Makia-approved, Church of Eros-approved

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:00:34 2023 No.44881268

>>44881200
>No. This is a hugbox, sir. Grimdork is that way (anywhere except here)
But wouldn't Gladiatorial Fights and practices still be thing even in MGE, but now with even magically non-lethal Demon Silver weapons. Also you probably under the assumption Gladiators fought to the death but that is not true. As it is prefered the Gladiator Fights end with one being defeated or not injured critically. Basically Gladiators never trully "fight to the death" or kill the opponent.

And in the context of the anon bringing up sexy brown tribe girls. It wouldn't be far fetched for still pure human women in amazon or ocelomeh cities or settlements in the jungle lands to serve as low class fighters, assistants or even gladiators for the amazon or ocelomeh matriarchs. Especially if it means monsterization, a guaranteed husband, and better standard of living as payment or reward for servitude since if I recall. Amazons and ocelomeh are very VERY meritocratic, so a human woman wants to monsterize to get a husband or higher status and power? Work for us first and prove yourselves. Simple as.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:01:23 2023 No.44881274 Wonder if other monsters can learn the whole "blue fire" shit hebis have.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:04:37 2023 No.44881290 File: 895 KB, 3394x3000, 1683678737799910.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] had too much gote wine, I want to marry a gote

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:06:06 2023 No.44881298 >>44881274 Don’t give them ideas Anon, are you stupid?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:06:18 2023 No.44881299 >>44881268 >Simple as I turn 99% of my brain off when I go here so it's not simple. Talk about the structure of Wonderland society.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:08:46 2023 No.44881315 >>44881290 >she can't do headbutt I'm going to do it anyway!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:09:57 2023 No.44881321 >>44881274 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yEOvT0axh4&t

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:10:43 2023 No.44881324 >>44881268 >Become champion of the arena cause all other guys before me lost and got married >They decide that someone of my skill/luck wouldn’t be satisfied mere lizardmen and salamanders >Get blindsided by three minotaurs

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:11:37 2023 No.44881333 >>44881298 Imagine an army of monsters trained in the hebi arts You'll be trapped in your wife's embrace and like it anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:14:13 2023 No.44881340 >>44881274 I want a Bicorn with the blue fire who uses it to make sex with other monsters more intense!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:21:12 2023 No.44881373 >>44881274 ms hebi and ms wisp have been sharing notes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:21:18 2023 No.44881374 File: 180 KB, 1024x1449, nanagami_rin___blue_archive_by_adsouto_dgbka6p-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Impregnate elves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:22:47 2023 No.44881382 File: 1.80 MB, 1157x1642, 74606926_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who ever said an Order Light Mage and a Dark Mage can never be friends or hangout?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:23:42 2023 No.44881387 >>44881194 I will do my best.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:24:43 2023 No.44881395 File: 1.01 MB, 2151x1602, 112394796_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The MGC mayoral election is upon us again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:25:31 2023 No.44881400 >>44881395 go away

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:26:36 2023 No.44881406 File: 109 KB, 570x900, Whitehorn59a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44881395 I'm voting for the fashionable deer

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:26:43 2023 No.44881407 >>44881395 stay

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:29:20 2023 No.44881416 >>44881395 I believe in Mayor Zombie!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:30:05 2023 No.44881420 ahhh me love cow. gimme cow. milky cow

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:32:35 2023 No.44881429 >>44881395 I cant wait for the elves to split the big tit vote with holsts again so we end up with another 4 years of flat tyranny

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:40:04 2023 No.44881466 >>44881395 I vote the Sabbath representative.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:41:43 2023 No.44881472 >>44881406 but she is an old hag, don't think she can lead us

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:42:52 2023 No.44881479 voting for miss wurm

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:45:04 2023 No.44881488 File: 71 KB, 735x795, 1587169555846.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44881479 why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:45:06 2023 No.44881489 >>44881466 I have pictures of mayor baph's infamous bungabunga parties. I will not let a criminal like her get back into office. #neversabbath #barfomet #sabbathout

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:46:07 2023 No.44881494 >>44881395 Doesn't matter who wins so long as they don't try to overstep their bounds into Wonderland. By the glory of the Queen, I have found lust and love, heat and home, cum and comfort.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:46:39 2023 No.44881496 >>44881488 she cute and she wuld look ever better in the mayors office, chewing on the papers

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:47:01 2023 No.44881497 >>44881488 Simple issues solved simply. Thats the Miss Wurm way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:47:37 2023 No.44881500 >>44881489 Go cry about it to Elona Mousk and Mary Suckerbat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:51:22 2023 No.44881518 I wonder how the Sabbath feels about Deathsmiles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:52:08 2023 No.44881522 Wurm may be dumb, but she isn't smart

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:55:42 2023 No.44881541 File: 806 KB, 1280x960, 1687062086157348.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everyone's always focused on holst breasts. But I'm more interested in molesting those fuzzy ears they have. Don't get me wrong though; I still love the big breasts.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 03:57:35 2023 No.44881550 >>44881541 their legs are pretty neat too. and their flat, wide tongue

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:00:54 2023 No.44881573 >>44881550 Imagine getting licked by 4 of them at once. 1 behind, 1 to your left, 1 to your right, and 1 on front of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:08:57 2023 No.44881617 >>44881573 i'll never be able to fix my hair

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:10:20 2023 No.44881621 >>44881541 I wanna sniff cow butt

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:10:42 2023 No.44881624 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, be sure to pat the librarian cat. She works hard to make sure that people put books back in the right spot. And she most CERTAINLY is not napping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:13:45 2023 No.44881631 File: 580 KB, 2048x1818, 1532389728193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44881624 >call librarian cat a nerd >she snuggles you in retaliation I'm sorry smart kot, please release me

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:14:07 2023 No.44881634 File: 854 KB, 1500x1000, 1465098016260.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44881617 Don't worry. I know a good stylist.

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:15:39 2023 No.44881642

>>44878632
I regularly play games of Twilight Imperium with my harem of maids and my anubis girlfriend. This weekend we're gonna learn the Europa Universalis board game, at the anubis' request. having people to boardgame with is a key part of my harem fantasies for some reason

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:17:50 2023 No.44881654 imagine mg curses that become monster girls themselves....... and ones that are passed in the family gaining form and becoming massive yanderes for one of the bloodlines whose curse runs strongest in them and emerging from that host.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:19:28 2023 No.44881663 I wanna huff ogre swamp ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:22:28 2023 No.44881673 >>44881488 Wurm is hyperborean. Nice numbers...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:28:56 2023 No.44881688 File: 396 KB, 1741x2612, F7zGnv3a4AAfVNR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44881654 they'd probably just look like foxes now they that got to tone down the plagues, famines and other associated mischief

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:29:38 2023 No.44881691 >>44881631 what's the difference between 'snuggling as a reward for being good' and 'snuggling as a punishment for being bad'?

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:32:55 2023 No.44881707

The reason why Wurms are "dumb" is because intelligent Wurms would be extremely depressed and insecure. God (KC) made Wurms dumb so that they could cope with the fact that they'll never be able to fly like true dragons or gracefully slither around their prey like Lamias. We can see the consequences of high wurm intelligence in MGD.

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:35:51 2023 No.44881715

>>44881688
Nah, I’d imagine they would be varied since curses are different in different cultures, a Christian curse would be one with thorns and many wheels and crosses, mostly like a self flogging nun with massive m energy for example with a rose motif

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:38:01 2023 No.44881721 >>44881691 whether you are top or bottom snuggler monsters hardly know the difference though

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:39:12 2023 No.44881727 File: 88 KB, 648x946, 1635671444690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44881721 being squished under a big cuddly monster sounds nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:39:54 2023 No.44881732 Troll and high orc wife plus radiators on full blast plus windows shut

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:39:57 2023 No.44881733

>>44881707
>Dragoncel coping by insulting her cousins
>You will never be a real dragon. You have no wings, you have no flame breath, you have no hoard. You are a mere lizard twisted by mamano mana into a crude mockery of a dragon
>Wurm-chan’s response
>Ha ha funy wurds bt huby sayd he liek me fourever

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:40:48 2023 No.44881735 >>44881727 I don't know why when I look at this pic I think of this song: https://youtu.be/9_0dC9qvwaI

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:43:04 2023 No.44881740 >>44880681 dpe is not a problem, its only a problem because decks throw out a bunch of negates

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:44:41 2023 No.44881743 >>44881740 I don't like seeing every deck splash an archetype boss monster. Simple as.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:46:15 2023 No.44881748 File: 303 KB, 560x420, 1464711099933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44881740 DPE isn't even playable anymore. Predaplant Verte Anaconda is banned. Speaking of plants, would you let one predate your verte anaconda?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:48:22 2023 No.44881755 File: 2.34 MB, 1756x2479, 20231009_134719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] marry foxes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:49:42 2023 No.44881757 >>44881755 raise hell

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:49:47 2023 No.44881759 >>44881735 Manlets are drawn to tall girls to ensure their kids will be tall. Gnomes are just a stand in for manlets

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:54:40 2023 No.44881771 File: 530 KB, 1263x1635, 1675900200767467.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44881759 I'm drawn to tall girls because I want to be able to cuddle with my wife and be unable to hear, see, smell, or feel anything but my wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:55:14 2023 No.44881773 File: 1.73 MB, 1134x943, Yao_Hand_Attack.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44881755 >Marry a fox >Only do anal with her

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:56:03 2023 No.44881779 did you know that freshly turned undead evacuate their bowels upon doing so?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 04:59:01 2023 No.44881793 >>44881779 I could kill you in only one single strike.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:03:44 2023 No.44881805 >>44881793 I mean he is right about death facts so can’t be too mad at him.

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:06:54 2023 No.44881816

>>44881805
Dead people void their bowels because the central nervous system that lets them tense the lower intestinal sphincter are defunct. Given undead can do... anything... they obviously retain control of their central nervous system.
Stop trying to contrive a way to logically justify your shitty scat fetish. >>>/d/

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:16:05 2023 No.44881876 File: 453 KB, 1200x1800, IMG_6008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine how smelly succubi are Bet they stink so good Wanna tease one about it and then get instaloss'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:16:32 2023 No.44881880 I want Shog to absorb me

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:17:53 2023 No.44881888 >>44881880 Sharing dna with each other is very romantic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:21:12 2023 No.44881898 >>44881888 How is baby formed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:21:52 2023 No.44881902 >>44881395 I'm going to run for mayor and win by making a bunch of deals with criminal organizations and corrupt politicians!

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:24:28 2023 No.44881915
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God this thread is awful, i genuinely wonder what would happen to it if the portals opened. I feel like it would either die, get better, or get far worse because of Cheshires

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:25:57 2023 No.44881920 >>44881915 Monster girls themselves would hijack it and post photos of themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:27:53 2023 No.44881928 >>44881805 >i genuinely wonder what would happen to it if the portals opened. How would they react if this is the first thing they see? https://youtu.be/kKTkM9LADe8

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:28:55 2023 No.44881932 >>44881928 meant to reply to >>44881915

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:38:17 2023 No.44881949

>>44881898
The shoggoth’s biology is too bizarre for the normal human mind to comprehend but how it works is a form of sexual cell mixing will occur when joining together with your Shog wife. Where majority of your cells and your wife’s cells will become one and make a new life form, that it is more complex than you think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:38:39 2023 No.44881953 File: 368 KB, 1300x1000, 1695553784264437.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44881928 Depends on their age I guess >>44881920 That would be a nice change of pace, I'd love to find a neet girl to fix

Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:46:19 2023 No.44881975

>>44881953
It'd also be a place to arrange meetings between anons and monster girls. I bet they'd try to get the anons here to posting photos of themselves too.

The best part would be both sets of posters exchanging fan art. We must introduce them to Latenight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:52:23 2023 No.44881990 >>44881920 We'd go from "why aren't these threads on /trash/" to "why aren't these threads on /soc/?" At least they'd be able to post nipples.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 05:56:34 2023 No.44881997 >>44881990 >Monster girls getting banned >Some anon actually reported them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 06:00:07 2023 No.44882008 File: 245 KB, 1448x2048, 1691473254341748.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44881975 Imagine they get access to everything you said, all the anons who called vampires dorks would become a neet vampires bloodbag/daki. A terrible fate

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 06:07:14 2023 No.44882032 File: 154 KB, 716x1087, snake booba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was busy and didn't spend a lot of time here last week, things are really worse?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 06:09:15 2023 No.44882036 File: 818 KB, 192x288, 1695958026013248.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44881755

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 06:10:50 2023 No.44882039 >>44882008 They'd have to filter my shitposts from my genuine posts and I've called most species a dork at some point anyway. They can't ALL rape me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 06:17:11 2023 No.44882075 File: 1.00 MB, 1934x1838, 1659214831279992.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hebi

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 06:33:11 2023 No.44882149 File: 171 KB, 1400x1400, 1653497223784.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ded

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 06:40:44 2023 No.44882199 >>44882036 >anon getting worked up over some internet argument on his favorite tibetan throatsinging forums while his monster wife is treating herself to his mana >"yes yes hubby you sure showed him, now call him a pretend janny or whatever"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 06:47:14 2023 No.44882241 File: 398 KB, 1280x1214, 1682442737832220.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm hugless

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 06:47:57 2023 No.44882246 File: 211 KB, 1280x1080, 1695569864671161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44882241 I know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 06:48:52 2023 No.44882253 >>44882008 That would just strengthen my belief that vampires are dorks

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 06:49:58 2023 No.44882262 File: 10 KB, 512x350, 1681404606730266.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44882241 hug the bug im lonely

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 06:58:49 2023 No.44882318 >>44881997 >some mg always reports herself just to make sute the admin sees her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 07:02:31 2023 No.44882340 >>44882075 >Made eye contact with a hebi at the grocery store >I get home and realize she has followed me

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