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44842261 No.44842261 [Reply] [Original]

She's so cute! What do i say?
I am so nervous!

>> No.44842333

You're gonna want to stop staring from three feet away. You might spook her.

>> No.44842354
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Start by saying 你很漂亮 , if done correctly she might be blushing, than you must continue with 请和我做爱,否则我就自杀 to seal the deal

>> No.44842425
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anon, please, it's a blue board! Geez!

>> No.44842609

"Hey there, good looking. Glory to the CCP, am I right? Ahaha..."

>> No.44842800
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I love Meiling!

>> No.44842880

She can probably already tell what your intentions are by reading your qi

>> No.44842987

Can she sense his lust?

>> No.44843003
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Yes, she can also control human ki and crush your balls with her mind!

>> No.44843010
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The same thing I say to every oriental I see.

>> No.44843029 [DELETED] 
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Get with the times, old geezer. This is how you bully Meiling:
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Gensokyo 六四天安門事件 The Scarlet Mist protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Scarlet Devil Mansion Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Youkai Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Human Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Moriya Shrine 中華民國 Republic of Gensokyo 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Gensokyo 達賴喇嘛 Byakuren Hijiri 法輪功 Kanako Yasaka 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Misty Lake Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Yakumo Peace Prize 劉暁波 Hakurei 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Loli Vampire 劉曉波动态网自由门

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>> No.44843077

I don't think threatening to donate food for Remilia and Flandre will be very persuasive.

>> No.44843221
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There's something inherently really funny about how other residents of the Scarlet Devil Mansion have to deal with shit like Remi diapers, Sakuya's fake boobies, Fatchouli piggyposting and the great Psychoflan debate in their threads and then Mrs. Hong's are just completely normal besides being noticably faster then usual

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>> No.44843622

It's not "fake boobies". She does not have implants. She just stuffs them

>> No.44843785
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they cannot destroy china

>> No.44848230
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What i wouldn't give to take Meiling out on a date...

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>> No.44848599

Hong would reject you!

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The secret is...

>> No.44848970
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Can't argue with her

>> No.44849082

What about kaokuma threads?

>> No.44849192
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>Koakuma threads

>> No.44849337

Its the 4th time i see this exact reaction pic on this board today.

>> No.44849422

jp is just one guy

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>>44849422 (You)

>> No.44849462
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if /jp/ is just one guy, then all of /jp/ love Hong! Another Chinese victory!

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>>44849461 (me)
thanks for backing me up, me!
have a nice Meiling art

>> No.44849610

Dexchads, not like this...

>> No.44849734

Who is this meiling you speak of?

You should be cautious anon, i only know of one chinese youkai. She kills would-be outsiders with endless streams of ghosts!

>> No.44849740
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She happens to be so illusive and dangerous that I forgot her mugshot in my haste. Beware!

>> No.44849807

I wish 2D Chinese women were real...but then they wouldn't be 2D Chinese women. What a dilemma.

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damn, such is life

>> No.44850447

2d women are to good for this world
Most of them at least

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>> No.44857351
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impressive hongs!

>> No.44859216

You can play her song on an instrument right?

>> No.44860444

Snuggle the hongs!

>> No.44860448

I have been learning but it has eluded me...

>> No.44866586
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She's so pure

>> No.44866619
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And cool!

>> No.44868977

Did you make the Meiling thread on /r9k/?

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>> No.44869078

What would she think if she saw you posting in a cesspool like that?

>> No.44869103
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I disappoint her...

>> No.44869133
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Do 20 push ups and 20 squats.

>> No.44869184

I have a question for u anon. What were (You) doing in that place?

>> No.44869205

I am a narcissist so I like going there to play armchair psychiatrist for losers sometimes.

>> No.44869389
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Do u diagnose them with fake illnesses?

>> No.44869405

Their mental illnesses are likely very real.

>> No.44869517
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What do you do then?

>> No.44869592
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Ultimately not much. If they could be helped by advice from some unqualified rando on the internet then they wouldn't be as problemed as they are. At least I can feel better knowing that while I have my share of issues, they are not as severe as those of the average robot.

You know who doesn't have mental illnesses or takes solace in the misery of others? Meiling!

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I want Meiling to help me with my psychological issues

>> No.44869638

She tells you that maybe you need more exercise in your life to prevent you from dwelling on negative thoughts and invites you to go jogging with her at 5am. Do you go?

>> No.44869655

I go and pass out from the lack of oxygen because i'm a total couch potato!

>> No.44869658

Not a chance. As much as I respect her opinion and think she's probably right, 5am is the middle of the night right now.

>> No.44869713

As someone who does go out at 5am, I think it's the best time to go out. It's nice, cool, and most of the world is still asleep so it's quiet. I usually just walk because I don't like being uncomfortable but sometimes I run too, and I find that the cool of the late night/early morning is nice for exercise since you don't feel as hot as you would if you did it when the sun was out.

>> No.44869799
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it is literally four hours before dawn in the winter where i live.
I like Meiling, but I refuse to get up before the sun rises unless I absolutely have to.
Not to mention it's cold, like, really really cold.
I've stayed up past then a few times, and it gets a lot colder than you'd think, even in the summer.

>> No.44869827

But think of it this way. If she is asking you to go running at 5am then that means you are in Gensokyo, which is in Japan, which is likely far warmer than where you currently live.

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I didn't think about that.
It would depend on when I went to sleep, but if she agreed to wake me up, I might consider it.
Not in a sexy way or anything, she's going to have to drag me out of bed. I do not wake up easily, and have mastered the art of going back to sleep after turning off my alarm.

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Her enthusiasm for fitness and strong desire to help her good friend Anon will surely rub off on you and help you up up and ready.

>> No.44870285

Would she carry me back home if i passed out?

>> No.44870377

Yes. She would appreciate that you tried your best and your extra weight on her back will be good for her own training.

>> No.44870401

Eh, that's just 30 minutes earlier than I normally wake up. You get used to it.

>> No.44870408

If you talk with her every day then that means you would probably be living in the SDM. If you where living there then most likelly you would be working there and thus 5am would be the time the mistress is about to go to sleep and you are about to get off work. So a 5am jog would be a before sleep jog.

>> No.44870547

I'm a smol boy
I wouldn't add much weight for her

>> No.44870626

But it's weight nonetheless! She carry you on her back all the way back to where she stays then make a nice breakfast for when you wake up.

>> No.44870894

What sort of food can she make?

>> No.44870939

Rice and soup.

>> No.44871122
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Grass in a cup.

>> No.44871380

Tea time with miss Meiling!

>> No.44871441
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i feel like i don't really see people call her 中国/china as much anymore

>> No.44871451

Do you want them to?

>> No.44871461
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i think it would make me feel young and silly again

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>> No.44877486
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(I was going to post this in the other meiling thread, but it got removed so I guess I'll just have to do it here)
In my headcanon, Meiling is from a village of human martial artists. She was a prodigy beyond compare, even among a village filled with martial artist prodigies. She was so good, and obtained such a mastery of ki, she eventually surpassed her own humanity and became a youkai. Similar to how a magician can use magic to surpass their own humanity. Despite this happening long ago, she still remembers and honors her upbringing. This is one of the reasons why, by youkai standards, she is such a nice and friendly person. But it's also why she is still single. Since, though her village was very gender equal for the time, there was still one rule all girls were taught to follow: They will not give their body to any man who cannot best them in a duel.

So far, no man has been found that is capable of doing so. Still, she dreams of the day that it happens. The day when she is beaten in honorable one in one combat, and can finally give herself to the victor as his price. It's why she's so eager to let villagers test their strength on her(Which is apparently a thing according to PMISS). She hopes that one of them can grow enough in power to defeat her. It also means that, despite her attitude, she's very much a blushing virginial maiden when it comes to matters to love. Though she would almost certainly be very eager to serve and wants to become a mother as soon as possible.

>> No.44877539

>She was so good, and obtained such a mastery of ki, she eventually surpassed her own humanity and became a youkai
That's what I always imagined of her too, rather than outright being a dragon or something.

>> No.44877559

>honorable one in one combat
Well there goes Pocket Sand...

>> No.44877568

I just imagine Dragons in Touhou are more powerful and arrogant. More like how the dragon god is described or a loli version of Smaug.

>> No.44877584

That might be acceptable to her. Depends on what kind of duel you agreed to beforehand.

Though, if she can sense Ki, she probably doesn't actually need to see. So you would still need to be an great martial artist to take advantage of it.

>> No.44878029

Well there go my chances of marrying her...

>> No.44878064

If you weren't willing to put in the effort, you were never worthy.

>> No.44878084

Your https://c25k.com/

>> No.44878241

I am a weak smol boy
No amount of effort would make me worthy...

>> No.44881453

That's why you lose before you even start. If you were interested in her, you would know that a battle is won before the first blow.

Just because you could never hope to achieve a fraction of the mastery that she has over her long life doesn't mean that you can't show her you actively wish to try. Even the masters were not born as such. If you fail, rise up again and keep trying. She may laugh, deride, and even openly mock you, whether through actual malice or kind encouragement, but that just means that you have the opportunity to keep trying, to keep training with her until you go through the same process as she did and transcend your humanity, thereby solving the lifespan issue. And just because you could not best her in a straight on fight, doesn't mean you have lost. Her martial arts style is one of moving with the flow, not opposing it. You may not get through her fists, but you can get through her heart. I have faith in you, Anon. If I can win the heart of the beautiful Remilia Scarlet, you can win the heart of the Great Wall of the Scarlet Mansion. Surpass your limits and win her heart, one step at a time.

>> No.44881553

Pull a hidden pistol out your sleeve and pop her as soon as the bout starts.

>> No.44881863

Small arms are ineffective on youkai
She will just get angry and tear out your spine like a tree stump for the dishonour

>> No.44881923

Pull a hidden wand out your sleeve and pop her with a spell as soon as the bout starts.

>> No.44881927
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It's not about the gun bats it's about sending a prank message

>> No.44884596
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Calling her Miss Meiling is cute!

>> No.44885208

just managed to hit 2 plates bench for the first time
would she be proud of me

would she say yes if i asked her to a date now

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>> No.44887984

Meiling wouldn't actually be mean... would she?

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>> No.44898076
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I am so jealous of sakuya...

>> No.44904409
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>> No.44906827
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I love Meiling

>> No.44907381

What's the strongest kaio ken Meiling could do?

>> No.44907401

I mean Goku got to 20 before it became obsolete due to super saiyan but considering Meiling isn't a saiyan she may very well be able to go on endless multipliers since she's a youkai that can master it for centuries

>> No.44908165

I love this ship.
I wonder how >>44877486 this version of Meiling would react if Sakuya did it without realizing the significance of it?

>> No.44908267

I am going to defeat her to prove myself, then, i will reject her because a relationship would get in the way of my improvement and my journey to be the best fighter in the world.

>> No.44909831

She would realize, right there and then, that she's probably bisexual.

>> No.44909837

I'm surprised Ryu would post on this website.

>> No.44915866
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>> No.44916314

That mattress is going to get muddy

>> No.44922911

I just wanna snuggle in under these sheets next to her and cuddle her

>> No.44927618

you jinxed us now we're slow as shit

>> No.44930763

I want to fuck Hong while she sleeps

>> No.44933344

And disturb her peaceful slumber? No, she needs cuddles

>> No.44934663

I'd let her use me as her daki

>> No.44937394

I want to be her daki

>> No.44937473

I need more wholesome sakuya on meiling
Do you have any recommendations, anons?

>> No.44938159

You're bound to stumble into something you haven't seen if you look both of them up on danbooru
Here's one that i like https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/3164

>> No.44938163

Meiling threads are full of yuritrash now, apparently.

>> No.44938178

Subhumans think they're accepted when they're not actively chased away.

>> No.44938897
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Thank you, it was interesting! I enjoyed it.

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>> No.44939069

Sakuya keeps cucking me! She can't keep getting away with this!

>> No.44939077

You got to fuck your man so hard Sakuya can't keep stealing him, and you got to make sure that he knows you're still a dangerous youkai even if Sakuya treats you like a disposable gate guard.

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>> No.44952566

Pretty sure someone just bumped this thread and deleted their own post. Why.

>> No.44954188

Maybe they're shy

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>> No.44958251

You have a thread for c/u/ckshit already. Fucking hell, this is why I don't want to post in this one anymore.

>> No.44958568

She cucked me again! How does she keep getting away with this?!

>> No.44959978
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That's me on the left

>> No.44962743

My favourite image of her.

>> No.44966093
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My friend sent this to me and I thought it was funny

>> No.44966287

Why are you soiling your panties over a picture?

>> No.44966350

based desu

>> No.44966362

You have to understand, these things aren't fully human, mentally speaking. Yelling at them is like yelling at a misbehaving animal, it won't teach them anything except that you're loud. Because not only do they fail to demonstrate basic reasoning or ability to delay gratification in the slightest, they also don't imagine anyone else with it.

>> No.44966394

what does anything in your third sentence have to do with posting a simple picture

>> No.44966538

assblasted over girls kissing, please understand

>> No.44966613

highly demonstrative post

>> No.44966757

I love this artist's drawing style, it feels very nostalgic.

>> No.44966910

Trying to rationalize an irrational discomfort usually grants us with such empty pedantic posts.

>> No.44967062

I assume you're getting insulted some more for not posting it in the yuri thread.

>> No.44967068
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people are too rude nowadays

>> No.44968195

Ask her for her current social credit score number!

>> No.44973861

How is Meiling like when she's drunk? Does she become rowdy? Does she become sleepy? Perhaps just more intense, intimate in her speech... She drops her guard a bit -ever the dignified sentinel, mind you- but more relaxed and easygoing

>> No.44973873

She's always super energetic, but when she gets drunk she starts getting clingy and touchy!

>> No.44974573

With girls, not you

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>> No.44975446

Drunken master mode activated. She might drop you completely on instinct if you make any physical move towards her.

>> No.44975766

Oh no, most certainly not with you.

>> No.44984188

I wanna get clingy with Meiling!

>> No.44984203

Refer to >>44974573

>> No.44984495

Refer to >>44975766

>> No.44984514

Be careful! If she drinks a lot she'll grab on to you tight and complain about how little respect she gets from anyone at work, and how much they mistreat her! And if she drinks too much she might not let you go!

>> No.44984536

Nah, she'd never do that. Unless you're a cute girl.

>> No.44985804

I want that to happen! I would hold her and never let go!

>> No.44986695

This is /jp/, we are all twinks here who look cute girls but with dicks. We are all straight too.

>> No.44986738

She'd know if you have a dick, ad she'd tear you in two for trying to trick her.

>> No.44986801

I wouldn't mind that...

>> No.44987133

1. You're not a girl.
2. You're not cute.
3. Even if you are straight, Meiling isn't.
She'd just kick your ass and dump your broken body outside of the gate, like any other man.

>> No.44987570

Stop being so possessive of her, Sakuya

>> No.44987582

God damn it yuri fags stop ruining my perfectly good Meiling fantasy with your stupid lesbian fantasies!

>> No.44987593

Just don't feed, dumbass. They're doing it to upset people just as much as when I post my vore fetish.

>> No.44987657

Real talk though, yurifags deliberately go out of their way to be as obnoxious and unlikable as possible, I strongly suspect they enjoy getting abused by strange men. And since one of them was pretty open about his cuck fetish ITT, it makes sense. Which is ALSO why I've refrained from doing it.

>> No.44987859

It's just makes me sad that they say such hurtful things
Surely miss Meiling wouldn't be disgusted of me because i'm a man, right?!
Surely not!

>> No.44989747

She absolutely would be.

>> No.44992646

Faggot cuck yurifag. Kill yourself out of this thread you waste of life. Filthy faggot that enjoys being cucked.

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bad thread

>> No.44993020

They killed the last one too.

>> No.44997669

this is the 'board culture' weve been hearing so much about

>> No.44997702

You're lying!

>> No.44997786

Let this shit burn, it can't be saved.
Make a new thread tomorrow.

>> No.45000065

Nice job spamming the cute yuri thread you insufferable faggots

>> No.45000098

you jinxed it big time buddy

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Oh no! Is that... Sakuya x Meiling?! Whatever shall we do?!?

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>> No.45000805

I feel violated
I feel cucked

>> No.45000983

Here's the only (You) I'm going to give you, because you seem extremely desperate for it. Don't spend it all in one place.

>> No.45001241
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Cute & canon!

>> No.45001250

Let this thread die already

>> No.45001259

I shouldn't have fed, I'm sorry.

>> No.45001877
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Hong hours are over
People can't get their head around a non-sexual relationship
Billions must train to defeat her and become the Hongsband

>> No.45015735

let him cook

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>> No.45019855
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Cute hong to sit on your shelf and keep you company

>> No.45019990

Extremely cute

>> No.45031161

So buy it

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Asatoshi needs to start doing Meiling again. I can only wait so long.

>> No.45037440

You're gonna want to stop staring from three feet away. You might spook her.

>> No.45037987

Billions? Poor Meiling, if even 1% of them accomplish in becoming stronger than her she's looking at millions of potential suitors? It's an incident!

>> No.45042752
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She's a taken woman

>> No.45042761

oh no

>> No.45042791

Taken where?

>> No.45042811

Oh, just around. It's much safer to have an escort in Gensokyo, particularly one with space-time manipulation.

>> No.45043105

Is Meiling tall?

>> No.45043208

Yes, but Sakuya is taller.

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What IS she, actually? The wiki just mention that she's a "Youkai" but unlike all other Youkai in the franchise she's not based off of any japanese folklore creature. There's Patchouli and Alice who are technically Youkai (but technically they're just Magicians, Patchouli was born as a Youkai Magician and Alice turned into one via Magic), but all Meiling can do is manipulate her own Qi, which is just a result of her extensive training in Martial Arts anyways...

>inb4 "she's a dragon"
She's not, she's meant to SYMBOLIZE one (which is why her hat says dragon on it) but she's not a dragon YOUKAI

>> No.45043685

She's a Chinese Girl anon, it says so when you meet her.
Chiggers are all yooks.

>> No.45043846

Just a generic, uncategorized youkai. It's kind of like how you can have both gods and specific types of gods or spirits and specific types of spirits. Meiling is just a youkai.

>> No.45043899

There are no uncategorized gods though, they're all gods of something (or just based on actual gods from folklore), the closest thing to an uncategorized god we have is Sanae but that's because she's a direct descendant of Suwako.

>uncategorized spirits
yes but spirits aren't really youkai, they're just once-humans, and the named ones are always specific types of spirits (like how Junko is a sagacious divine spirit)

>> No.45043939

I meant to reply to you >>45043846 , sorry

but anyways my point is, "just youkai" don't exist (much less in the case of a named character), you can use the term to refer to them as a whole but using it on a single character and insisting that is all they are is as stupid as pointing as a dog and saying "that's a generic, uncategorized animal, that thing is just an animal". It's not, it's a dog.

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>> No.45046320

>"just youkai" don't exist
Yukari is simply a youkai (the moniker of "Youkai of Borders" is more of a title than a species designation).
Yuuka is a uncategorized youkai as well. She's heavily associated with flowers, but much like Meiling that doesn't make her a literal flower.
Rumia also is seemingly just a youkai.
Now, granted, generic youkai aren't terribly common in the series, but that's mostly just a consequence of ZUN's love for digging into references and obscure youkai types. Also as the series has progressed he's leaned more on beast youkai to act as filler over youkai youkai.

>> No.45048062

Nakadashi youkai.

>> No.45048126

She's a chinaman

>> No.45055537

Our new masters.

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you wish

>> No.45063229
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They are literally built for each other!

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Sick necrobump my dude.

>> No.45072442

That could be us!

>> No.45073175

Actually Sakuya is for Remilia only. Meiling is for me

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>Meiling is for me
did you mean me?

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Actually every SDM girl is for me only.

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She's mine and only mine. I will kill any potential rivals, then her and then myself if i can't have her

>> No.45079001

If I were to guess? She’s probably a Xian (Chinese Hermit/Ascended Human). Would at least explain the Qi abilities.

>> No.45082821

She would never like a pot-bellied, unironically autistic fuck as myself...

>> No.45086401
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I NEED Meiling

>> No.45086474
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How beefy do you guys think Meiling is?

>> No.45086495

I like to think of her like your pic. Not full on beefcake slab of muscle like the oni or Saki or anyone else who has the power of pure physical supremacy, but a very fit lady who's definitely worked out a lot.

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Strong enough to be the "husband" in her yuri relationships.
Reminder that Gensokyo girls hate males.

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>> No.45091002

Sweaty workouts with Meiling! Playfully wrestling her!

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>Sweaty workouts with Meiling!
Poor Patche

>> No.45091617

Doujin about Patchy becoming overweight, so Remilia ordered Meiling to become her personal gym instructor and ending in both becoming buffed like pillar-men when?

>> No.45092860

Pretty sure there's one out there that has the first part

>> No.45094249

I am like patche
Weak and anemic

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Eating delicious ramen with Meiling! Getting all drowsy from a full belly! Napping together shoulder by shoulder!

>> No.45098824

Aaaa imagine having a nice dinner with Meiling talking about her passions and then cuddling afterwards and having a post-meal nap together...

>> No.45101570

And wake up next to each other, only to go garden together
I would love to hear her talk for hours on end about her passions

>> No.45105516

I want Meiling to be my big spoon!

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Tell me about Meiling. Why does she sleep?

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>> No.45120648

She just likes to take it easy

>> No.45124771

Because she can sense QI, so she doesn't need to be awake to do her job. If someone hostile approaches, she can just feel it.

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Sure would be nice to take it easy with her

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imagine smell

>> No.45140261

buy it?

>> No.45140353
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Meiling's feet smell perfectly nice

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>> No.45150889

I want to kiss Meiling feet

>> No.45151512 [DELETED] 

breathe in

>> No.45155807

I did
Now what

>> No.45156276

She just wants to be in peace.

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feel the Meiling scent fester inside you

>> No.45156464

I want to feel the Meiling inside me
I also want to be inside Meiling too

>> No.45156685

Why are footfags so cancerous?

>> No.45156848

Not as cancerous as yurifags

>> No.45156886

They're both pretty much the same.

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Good morning sirs

>> No.45157512

As someone with foot fetish i disagree

>> No.45157724

Good morning footfriend

>> No.45160829

Doubly cancerous.
I hereby give you the award for most cancerous user currently on /jp/. It's not really something to be proud of though...

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why do they love chinks

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geez Meiling, you get to have TWO threads?

>> No.45162437

In the Hong's defense, Sakuya's feet smell good no matter how long she wears her maid shoes.

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yaaay! yaaaay!

>> No.45167028

She's so cool!

>> No.45176340

Why did she steal Sakuya from me?

>> No.45176376

dude i love the idea of a meiling figure but her face looks retarded in this particular figure

>> No.45177233

No, Sakuya stole Meiling from me!

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hong bowling

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>> No.45207958

I don't care if they're fantasy fairy people who animorph, as a woman I'm sure China isn't a very interesting person intellectually

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4000 years of history and her head is still empty, you say? Even if that was true, I don't care whether or not I'm dating Confucius with tits.

>> No.45209738

Who would you consider "interesting"

>> No.45216619

Why is she like this?

>> No.45216733

must read real books other than YA and chiclit
must follow contemporary social/political trends without being a libcuck
must be iq115
fewer than 3 hours of television/netflix a week

Dragon youkai cannot compete. She's probably binging futa romcoms in her celibacyshack like all the other looser at sdm

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Anon what you just described is whats known as a 'pseud'

>> No.45228707 [DELETED] 

guys check the official /jp/ server

>> No.45229569

Already put in my pre-order

>> No.45230224


>> No.45237453

Meiling, right?

>> No.45237555

that's because he's a fucking pseud himself
also meiling recognizes when tenshi quotes ancient chinese classics, so she's definitely more well-read than he thinks

>> No.45237651

Sakuya. I want to be held by the world's strongest woman

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Please marry me, miss Meiling!

>> No.45248970

I want to hold Sakuya and tell her that Meiling got over her phase.

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Wedding dress not Chinese enough

>> No.45253076

I haven't found any pics with a chinese wedding dress

>> No.45253087

I feel weird about sakuya and meiling pictures now that I can see that they don't actually like each other all that much in canon

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You'd better try harder then, or else you will never be worthy of being the Hongsband!!

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There could be a chinese wedding dress tag or something

>> No.45255213

Right? Before I just accepted it since it was such a popular fanon pairing and there wasn't anything to disprove it. Now, it just feels hollow since I know they don't really like each other and at best its a working relationship.

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It felt jarring at first, but at some point I've accepted that I have to ignore some parts of canon to get the Touhou that I'm used to enjoying, just like 90% of the fans.

>> No.45258871

Feels good to love the 'mu and never have to ignore canon. I love my grumpy, racist, violent, miko wife!

>> No.45258928

I think it's just funny.

>> No.45259364
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Would Reimu allow me to marry Meiling?

>> No.45268829

There is nothing wrong with marrying youkai. You just can't become one.

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Wouldn't exposure to Meiling/training with Meiling turn me into the exact same type of youkai as her?
What if we decide to make half youkai children together? Would that be a problem?

>> No.45269916

Lean muscle without being notably bulky through clothing.

>> No.45270056

Such refined tastes. A good man you are.

Pipe down before you make the miko realise that allowing youkai/human marriage will inevitably result in rowdy youkai kids for her to deal with.
We've got a system in place for a reason anon.

>> No.45271162

I swear they won't cause any trouble!

>> No.45274863

It may turn you into an hermit most likely

>> No.45280049

Why is that?

>> No.45280360

that’s a post retard

>> No.45281590

Hermitdom can be achieved with arduous training, while it may be normal training for Meiling (a youkai) it may just be enough to turn a human into a hermit if they commit to it

>> No.45287579

What will happen if i become a hermit?

>> No.45287622

You get to live forever and be sexy the entire time.

>> No.45287819

Do i get to be with Meiling forever?

>> No.45288057

If you can survive the spirits who are sent to kill you every once in a while yes. You should probably befriend the mistress so you can move there and get their help to deal with them.

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I'm sure remimi would be interested in hiring the only other person able to gatekeep the mansion aside from Meiling, who just so happens to have fallen pregnant a week before.
Oh, the humanity! Wherefore a fate befallen us so?
Anyway Reimini gets lots of little Hongs that are a lot better than fairies at cleaning, so it's a sound investment.

>> No.45288143

And the opportunity to fight the spirits sent to kill you would probably be fun for her too.

>> No.45292253

What if remimi likes the little hongs so much she will ask for more?

>> No.45294196

She has to beg.

>> No.45299031

I would love to make more little hongs!

>> No.45299499

Let this shitshow finally end.

>> No.45299984

Be nicer, Sakuya. Your thread is ass anyway.

>> No.45300288

Another thread will take its place

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>Your thread is ass anyway.

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Die mad.

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I love China! I agree, she's so cute!