Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:17:07 2023 No.44840546 [Reply] [Original]

Tiger tiger, burning bright.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:19:50 2023 No.44840570 >>44840546 this tiger needs a strong tail to balance those boobies

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:21:14 2023 No.44840584 >>44840570 This tiger needs to go to the gym asap. Look at those arms, bet she doesn't have abs either.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:24:50 2023 No.44840607 >>44840584 apparently she never skips leg day. what a weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:26:02 2023 No.44840615 File: 660 KB, 1600x1200, e0c11da00b37d78a5c4efdcc2346cc65-imagepng.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hellwan lovw

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:26:47 2023 No.44840621 >>44840546 Holy shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:28:40 2023 No.44840638 File: 984 KB, 770x794, 1695014319090904.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44840615 >lovw

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:29:47 2023 No.44840645 so i drew that cow i was working on earlier https://files.catbox.moe/0nrt8g.png next might be some fat bogie ass

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:30:02 2023 No.44840648 >>44840615 Ruthlessly dominating the low self-esteem dweebhound because she doesn't have any other friends

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:30:56 2023 No.44840654 >>44840638 Innocent anons are getting raped by hellwans and you are laughing at a typo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:31:05 2023 No.44840656 File: 230 KB, 1200x1600, F7S43JzbYAExz1N.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:31:30 2023 No.44840659 >>44840656 Sakuya perfected

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:35:19 2023 No.44840688 File: 167 KB, 1037x631, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] imma do this again so heres the cow i drew finished https://files.catbox.moe/0nrt8g.png

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:37:07 2023 No.44840699 >>44840654 Good for them. >>44840688 Isn't that distracting to the teacher/priest?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:37:48 2023 No.44840705 >>44840654 Hellhounds can't even read, they wouldn't care about typos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:37:58 2023 No.44840706 File: 568 KB, 459x919, 1696454595862471.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:38:12 2023 No.44840708 >>44840699 maybe but she is a holy cow and its time for the sacred milking

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:38:21 2023 No.44840709 I can't stop thinking about a Familiar, guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:40:23 2023 No.44840724 >>44840654 Hellwan is on her throne. All is right with the world

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:42:32 2023 No.44840741 >>44840724 the dumb throne.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:44:22 2023 No.44840760 File: 442 KB, 1628x1864, 1614119168054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44840656 Very cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:44:49 2023 No.44840763 >>44840760 My kiki looking weird

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:44:53 2023 No.44840764 At this very moment, you are being recorded and the feed is displayed at the eros extremist center in hagville.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:46:43 2023 No.44840778 File: 854 KB, 3686x4568, 1591563499081.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44840763 your perfect and elegant maid + bodyguard

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:47:43 2023 No.44840783 File: 2.49 MB, 3000x4000, kiki with a gun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44840778 I prefer her with a gun

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:47:48 2023 No.44840784 File: 306 KB, 1400x1083, F7ZsHbTasAAXVWz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:49:22 2023 No.44840792 >>44840764 Hi everyone!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:49:42 2023 No.44840795 >>44840784 I need a demon army officer in my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:50:13 2023 No.44840797 >>44840764 I understand their concern and appreciate their efforts, but i don't need any mamono in my life. I'm doing perfectly fine without a monster wife. A fox hag wife? Even less needed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:51:01 2023 No.44840803 How do we feel about A.I.?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:51:59 2023 No.44840812 >>44840803 Soulless garbage

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:56:48 2023 No.44840846 File: 372 KB, 2894x4093, 1696110114764264.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Royal Makai elites don't want you to know this, but the dormice in Wonderland are free, you can take them home. I have 4 dormice in my bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:57:21 2023 No.44840852 >>44840764 They better have a gym there cause I want to be taken by a muscular woman.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:57:47 2023 No.44840858 >>44840846 Why don't they want you to know that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:58:30 2023 No.44840863 >>44840764 Hurry up already! Portals now please!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 21:59:14 2023 No.44840869 File: 486 KB, 600x1099, 1696429537809542.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:03:45 2023 No.44840899 >>44840858 They don't want the world to be overrun with mice. They breed extremely quickly and exponentially.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:05:22 2023 No.44840916 >>44840764 They don’t scare me I am a eldritch titan beyond their puny comprehension, that I am what human men dream to be like. The Immortal Man.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:08:07 2023 No.44840946 >>44840764 well im screwed since all the creepy old monsters know that I cant help myself around them, the choco ones knowing that I have jungle fever, and the cows knowing I love big titty monsters

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:08:27 2023 No.44840952 >>44840764 All im doing is scratching mosquito bites on my feet...

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:10:48 2023 No.44840966 >>44840952 welll, i feel bad for you, you gonna get the feet freak hags

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:11:36 2023 No.44840977 >>44840764 Not at my most vulnerable, too busy to eat the lunch of fruits I've packed

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:20:15 2023 No.44841036 >>44840764 Hagville is lame. I just want to go to the Sabbath.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:20:59 2023 No.44841041 File: 870 KB, 4096x3024, ManySuchCases.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Getting leglocked, many such cases when you date a monster

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:25:16 2023 No.44841077 >>44840803 Don't care if it's interesting. If it's just one of a million portrait shots, then not interested. Same goes for regular art too. I don't care where the art comes from as long as it does something fresh.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:25:19 2023 No.44841078 >>44841041 there is no hope against powerful rabbit legs

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:26:19 2023 No.44841086 Kikis that say mayster!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:26:29 2023 No.44841087 >>44841041 The moon rabbits are colonizing Earth!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:26:51 2023 No.44841090 File: 263 KB, 1448x2048, F7k3T-8aMAAW74U.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:26:55 2023 No.44841091 >>44841041 helping Reisen through her PTSD by having 100 kids!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:29:30 2023 No.44841104 >>44840764 still thinking about eros pixies in tiny cupid uniforms

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:29:36 2023 No.44841105 Who needs leglocking when she just presses her body down on you and full body locks you instead?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:30:01 2023 No.44841106 >>44840803 Usually shit unless doctored to fix the hands Also it feels like every AI generated anime pic has the same face and have really high contrast? I've gotten good at noticing AI out of actual art, after a year of forgetting to untag it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:31:10 2023 No.44841116 >>44841086 Kikis that leglock you to ensure master gets a lot of heirs(and servants for that matter)

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:31:51 2023 No.44841125 >>44841105 ms dark slime knows what's up

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:33:41 2023 No.44841141 >>44841041 Leglocking is super hot

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:33:53 2023 No.44841144 >>44841090 >tfw no holy dragon cow gf why even life if I cant drink from her hol milkers then fall asleep on top of her, with my head between her tits

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:36:44 2023 No.44841169 File: 2.24 MB, 1771x1254, b297b03a5e4fdae97666366ee3c279d4ca910d4dc709ef4f10f5cb6460845933.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Our prey might try to ambush us." >"But I can hear even a breath from a mile away."

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:37:07 2023 No.44841174 File: 625 KB, 830x1200, 1693249860205858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44841041 leg-locked arm-locked lip-locked wing-locked tail-locked No escape. Just enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:37:14 2023 No.44841175 >>44840803 Already boring and fatigued. Its one of those new shiny things which loses its novelty quickly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:39:02 2023 No.44841191 >>44841175 The anon who does the hellhounds is going places with it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:44:55 2023 No.44841249 >>44840803 pretty good for generating flag inspirations but it still feels a few years off for decent prompting, and it still doesn't really know what it's doing

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:45:56 2023 No.44841257 >>44841116 that's no way to treat your children

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:46:08 2023 No.44841262 All of you are weak and feeble to the mamono race, that from these failures you people have done I’m gonna take on my destructor form now. Where the royal makai won’t have hope in stopping me!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:47:43 2023 No.44841278 >>44841262 >anon, twenty minutes before being balls deep and leglocked in a succubus

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:51:47 2023 No.44841301 what happens after a "silly mastah"?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:52:55 2023 No.44841306 >>44841301 You better hope she doesn't call you "silly master"

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:55:18 2023 No.44841320 >>44841278 >Every night Destructor anon is now forced to say the line “Choose the form of the Destructor” to his new succubus wife as some strange lewd foreplay before he takes on many otherworldly forms and costumes to amaze his monster wife.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:56:46 2023 No.44841328 >>44841301 Master correction.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:57:57 2023 No.44841335 >>44841257 If you don't let kikis do some maid stuff then it is pretty much abuse.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 22:59:13 2023 No.44841342 >>44841301 Often something like this >>44841328

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:05:24 2023 No.44841392 >>44841174 I want this from an Alice who has a Manticore tail!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:12:46 2023 No.44841455 File: 346 KB, 1790x1316, AncientEvilFelled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish to defeat ancient evils and turn them into my playthings!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:14:39 2023 No.44841466 >>44841455 >tfw no Pharaoh gf commanding me to walk on all fours

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:15:14 2023 No.44841474 so what if ur wife was a basement dwelling 4mon user?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:18:45 2023 No.44841492 File: 204 KB, 950x877, 1669905610145037.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44841474 >so what if ur wife was a basement dwelling 4mon user? I would love my Anubis all the same. Even if she doesn't shower as much as she should.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:19:05 2023 No.44841494 File: 669 KB, 1400x850, 1651005981214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44841466 I need a Pharaoh gf that looks good on all fours

Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:26:25 2023 No.44841547
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>>44841174
Demons that coax you into signing a contract
Demons that offer to let you go if you manage not to cum while you mating press them
Demons that use their magic to make sure your hips can't stop moving
Demons that use their whole body to move with you and to wrap around you to make sure there's no escape
Demons that kiss and nibble you all over while you fuck
Demons that whisper about how good you feel and softly moan in your ears
Demons that urge you to enjoy it and give in
Demons that call you a good boy when you surrender inside them
Demons that drown you in more pleasure as your reward for losing
Demons that give you plenty of aftercare and cuddles, and whisper sweet nothings and how much they love you

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:27:02 2023 No.44841553 >>44841492 i'd drag her off and make her take a bath

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Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:30:39 2023 No.44841571
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>get summoned to mgc
"Oh, nice! I can't wait to find my soulmate!"
>hear ragged breathing behind me
>see pic related
>try to book it but only make it about a yard before she pounces

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:39:08 2023 No.44841608 File: 2.15 MB, 2894x4093, qSZgvjSl_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:39:21 2023 No.44841610 >>44841571 monster summoners are bullshit but you just gotta live with it

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:40:37 2023 No.44841614 File: 489 KB, 1347x1906, 109128569_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:41:21 2023 No.44841620 >>44841608 >8'2" (crouched) bullshit platform tentacles

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:41:46 2023 No.44841622 >>44841614 An oddly cute cat at that too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:43:53 2023 No.44841635 >>44841571 >cant wait to find his soulmate >finds her immediately What's the issue here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:45:57 2023 No.44841645 >>44841571 >get pounced on you >Anon just hugs her and tells her its ok, he's here now >She breaks down as well as anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:49:40 2023 No.44841670 File: 36 KB, 600x600, 0e9c3d15bf2ee639fdc4cecb8160198f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44841547 The Chief Goddess loves me! I will resist!

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:50:34 2023 No.44841678 File: 231 KB, 1200x630, 1696428137881361.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:51:22 2023 No.44841686 File: 274 KB, 800x1000, 1677028416514906.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44841670 Give it up, Chief Mama's boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:53:16 2023 No.44841699 >>44841635 Some Anons want to go somewhere and do something cute first.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:53:58 2023 No.44841706 >>44841670 >then they hit you with that intense demonic stare it's not fair bros

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:54:23 2023 No.44841711 >>44841699 She's cute, just do her.

Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:57:47 2023 No.44841731

>>44841699
I want to last just long enough to give my waifu her fun in capturing/seducing me. The more cliche, the better.
We'll all be happy with our waifus so why resist the inevitable? I've spent this long alone, now I want to explore the world with the love of my life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 23:57:56 2023 No.44841733 File: 538 KB, 1118x1196, 1455079042699.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44841041 hairlocked and leglocked is my favorite combo.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:03:38 2023 No.44841766
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>>44841041
Arachnes are superior because of the rare double leg-lock. She leg-locks you with her pedipalps, you leg-lock her between the pedipalps and her first pair of legs. It's ingenious positions like this that allow insects to lead the pack (or swarm!) In MG fertility rates.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:06:44 2023 No.44841787 >>44841766 That's not an Arachne, that's an Ushi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:06:54 2023 No.44841788 File: 176 KB, 1024x1282, goblin_army_by_cerberus123_dgavyek-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The raping of the Shire is at hand!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:09:13 2023 No.44841805 >>44841788 >half troll marauders that small

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:10:11 2023 No.44841812 >>44841788 >"they brought a cave troll" >ALRIGHT WHO WANTS SOME SHEPARD'S PIE?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:12:00 2023 No.44841819 File: 1.94 MB, 3079x4000, 100318595_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:15:03 2023 No.44841830 >>44841819 nope too spindlely lizard brain acts up

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:15:54 2023 No.44841834 >>44841830 Them titties ain't spindley.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:16:09 2023 No.44841836 >>44841819 I like spiders, there are just other girls I like more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:16:24 2023 No.44841839 File: 714 KB, 1300x1040, 1561437449812.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44841830 What about this one?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:16:43 2023 No.44841840 >>44841834 lizard brain overrides ape brain in this scenario

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:17:58 2023 No.44841848 >>44841839 skuttlely, much better although admittedly I have no clue how'd I'd react to it on motion

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:19:47 2023 No.44841865 >>44841819 >>44841839 Breasts too big.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:24:08 2023 No.44841893 >>44841865 jumping spiders in particular could use some impact cushions

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:27:03 2023 No.44841905 >>44841819 Dear god this is the prettiest arachne I've ever seen. I normally don't like them but I just want to hurl a dozen compliments at her and see her reaction like holy shit.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:28:36 2023 No.44841916 File: 155 KB, 498x502, FuZTEp7akAEsYf0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:30:28 2023 No.44841925 >>44841916 >Excuse me, I didn't order espresso with mofu

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:30:29 2023 No.44841926 >>44841893 If I were to date an arachne, I'd want to cuddle up with a pettan funnel web or trapdoor spider.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:31:02 2023 No.44841929 >>44841905 Getting wrapped up in silk and carried off to her home is what her reaction is going to be, probably..

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:32:07 2023 No.44841933 >>44841819 She's very pretty

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:36:34 2023 No.44841960 >>44841819 victorian dresses look pretty good on spider abdomens thanks lies of p

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:37:50 2023 No.44841965 File: 2.26 MB, 2560x1440, 1412627719289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44841960 That style does work well with them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:46:28 2023 No.44842013 File: 252 KB, 1288x1155, 1455212449370.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44841865 There was another one with smaller breasts on the way but she got stuck so please be patient.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:47:15 2023 No.44842017 >>44842013 imagine her behind

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:50:35 2023 No.44842037 File: 821 KB, 2048x1722, 1590046793627-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44840764 Come and get me you lazy shmucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:52:56 2023 No.44842054 >>44842013 Lucky for her, "stuck_in_wall" is one of my most searched tags.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:54:20 2023 No.44842069 >>44842017 Don't tease her too much or you'll end up with a face full of web.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:58:40 2023 No.44842100 File: 1.16 MB, 1300x1040, 102176771_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44842017 >unfettered spinneret access mmm

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 00:59:36 2023 No.44842109 File: 1.16 MB, 4096x3367, F7mkN9fbAAAUdUS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feesh

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:01:49 2023 No.44842127 >>44842109 watch out, she's territorial

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:04:42 2023 No.44842148 >>44841455 > <- dummy

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:17:47 2023 No.44842219 Malef but she challenges you to a drinking contest and breathes her fire onto the spirits. To test your mettle.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:38:53 2023 No.44842330 >>44841571 A man could do worse. I'd be sure to put up a fight if I didn't know I was getting pulled into MGE beforehand, though. That'd probably just turn her on.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:41:14 2023 No.44842338 >>44841571 >get summoned to MGC Oh great, I wonder where the Sabbath is.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:42:19 2023 No.44842344

>MGE version of Fox News
>All the anchors are blonde, middle aged foxes that look young
>All with 9 tails
>Dressed in provocative clothing
>Male anchors get teased and preyed upon
>Foxes don't even bother waiting for the cameras to turn off when they start groping their prey
>High turnover rate of both foxes and male anchors.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:46:35 2023 No.44842369

>spooky month rolls around
>gossip with friends at work about rumors of undead monsters raiding whole towns and taking up the men
>one coworker is all panicked and prattling on about how he's going to fortify his house tight and hunker down so nothing can get him
>think he's just overreacting, hordes of undead raiding towns sounds ridiculous
>night comes around
>trying on my grim reaper costume in preparation for handing out candy on trick or treating day
>suddenly phone buzzes with an Order Emergency System Alert
>it's not a test
>it's for real
>my town is getting raided by a horde of undead monsters breaking into homes and snatching the men
>almost fucking jump out of my skin when something bangs on my front door
>feel like I'm doing something retarded but I go and answer it and see this Zombie girl standing there
>she's trying real hard to look fearsome
>"Hoooouuur! I died a virgin, but now I've risen again to come claim my true lov- ....H-Hourh? W-Wait, are... are you a human or not...?"
>she thinks I'm a legit skeleton because of my reaper costume
>go "N-No..."
>she looks sad and apologizes for bothering me before turning around and shambling off
Why are Zombies so dumb? I kind of feel bad for them now actually.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:49:31 2023 No.44842385 >>44842344 I'd rather help a schizo Rata report on the goings-on in the Sabbaths.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:50:09 2023 No.44842390 >>44842369 >the only guy who fortified has his house surrounded >not just by zombie but my other citizens in their costumes telling him to come out it's not that bad

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:51:10 2023 No.44842394 File: 504 KB, 2777x4000, Dorkpire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44842390 >typos I need a haku, but I'll take this blood cow instead

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:56:39 2023 No.44842420 File: 122 KB, 572x793, F7l3Eh2a0AAdQmB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 01:57:33 2023 No.44842429 File: 219 KB, 1200x1200, FyG6bh7akAAOIwm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dogs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:00:10 2023 No.44842448 File: 3.06 MB, 1564x3000, Commission_101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this a successful hunt?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:04:28 2023 No.44842472 File: 1.25 MB, 1200x1200, F7fRlmqawAAGuua.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:05:51 2023 No.44842483 File: 171 KB, 2048x1722, MassiveMoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Need beeg cows

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:06:21 2023 No.44842488 File: 205 KB, 1063x1677, F7ni5pPbIAAZckz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:08:41 2023 No.44842502
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Y'know the more I think about it the more I realize I would probably have a mental break down if I got iseakied to MGE

Seriously I dunno how anyone wouldn't just break down and start crying

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:09:04 2023 No.44842505 >>44842472 My only hope is that I end up at a Runya tea party before a mad tea party, lest I lose myself to mindless debauchery.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:09:47 2023 No.44842510 >>44842448 Artist name?

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:10:04 2023 No.44842513
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Be honest. You would fall for the first monster girl that batted her eyes at you, wouldn't you? Could you really say no to the common slime with her big dumb smile and eyes full of hope? Or the mouse in tattered clothing and her cute buck teeth? Could you do it every day while you wait?

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Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:12:35 2023 No.44842533

>>44842502
I'd be terrified. First, I wouldn't know for certain that it is, in fact, MGE, and not something that just shares superficial similarities. Second, on the assumption that I do know, with confidence, that it's MGE, I'd be terrified that I wouldn't be able to make it to a Sabbath or meet an Alice before being raped by another monster. Third, I'd be terrified that the HFY posters are right, and that marriage to a monster leads to being a mindless breeding stud. All I'd have to do is find a Sabbath, though, and all of my fears will shortly be resolved.if

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:13:55 2023 No.44842541
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>>44842513
Nope, my purity belongs to my hellwan rapist, no pretty eyes or offers of drinks or even the exquisite mofu of foxes or kots will sway me from my quest into her lair. Not gold nor even the demon lords daugther herself will stop me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:14:12 2023 No.44842543 >>44842472 Selkie!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:14:53 2023 No.44842546 >>44842502 i'd go to dragonia to find my wives

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:14:59 2023 No.44842547

>>44842513
Yes. I know what I want, and I know that in such a world, I'd have the freedom to choose what I want. I'm not even particularly picky - there's a few dozen species of mamono I'd be happy with. But she'd have to have a personality I like, and be petite and lithe. Once I'm with a mamono, though, I'll make sure to help play matchmaker for the girls I rejected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:17:17 2023 No.44842566 File: 2.50 MB, 1792x1630, _open__unicorn_bride___adoptable_by_carantilla_dgb4x4h.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:17:44 2023 No.44842569

>>44842209
Its not fair. Why must the Demon Realms employ children in its armed forces like this. Demoralizing enemy soldiers who wouldn't harm a child, but then said "Lolibabas" immediately Magic Missile the demoralized troops under the guise of being defenseless kids. And don't get me started on the poor bastards who go "Uooooohhh! Cute and Funny!!!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:19:21 2023 No.44842583 File: 1.25 MB, 1792x1630, _open__bicorn_lady___adoptable_by_carantilla_dgb4x4p.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:19:37 2023 No.44842586
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>>44842513
I can wait. Kind of. If I get one of my harem, then I'm not really sure if I should give in then, or wait til we all get together as one family. At the same time, the longer I wait, the more intense it's surely going to get.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:20:29 2023 No.44842589 >>44842583 >ywn have a lolicon Bicorn wife who you ride around, searching for potential haremmates to groom

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:21:32 2023 No.44842596

>>44842344
>>MGE version of Fox News
>Fox News

Now what about MGE China Uncensored with Chris Chappel? Or would it be Mist Continent Uncensored with Christina Chappel, a Ratatoskr reporting on the abuse and evil authoritarianism of the Mist Continent and all those evil socialist Ren Xiongmao?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:21:44 2023 No.44842599 >>44842583 I saw ai adoptables a few days back.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:28:15 2023 No.44842639
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>>44842513
I'm not sure I'd reject any monster girl especially if Eros got involved, I'd trust her more than myself.
Literally the biggest draw to this for me is a soulmate who I'll always be content with, and will always be content with me. Someone who won't leave me because I'm a screw up a lot of the time, legitimately the only girl I don't care for at all is nacho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:28:17 2023 No.44842640 >>44842513 i can't reject their pure love else i too would shatter

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:32:43 2023 No.44842672 >>44842533 >marriage to a monster leads to being a mindless breeding stud. I still think that would be better than this >>44842546 based dragon anon, id hope a malef picks me up

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:33:23 2023 No.44842675 >>44842669 neat

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:36:08 2023 No.44842698 >>44842448 Who drew this? SauceNAO, Google reverse image search, and ascii2d.net all give me nothing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:40:44 2023 No.44842734 File: 209 KB, 1419x829, xb7mExwO_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:40:45 2023 No.44842735 Guys, imagine if you will, a Dracolich MG! Or Demilich MG! There needs to be even more variation for monsters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:40:57 2023 No.44842738 >>44842513 Being a common MG species certainly does have its advantages. You're bound to encounter some regional variant while out traveling the world. A foreign accent and a little hospitality might be all she needs to win you over.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:42:06 2023 No.44842745 File: 206 KB, 796x715, quick - bath time anubis.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44841492 >>44841553 "W-where's my lego ship you promised?!"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:45:05 2023 No.44842771 >>44842502 I'd be trying to find a way back. Not because I want to leave, but because I don't want to suddenly disappear to what few friends and family I do have.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:45:12 2023 No.44842773
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>>44842502
Well as long as I can be certain that it is in fact MGE and not something like MGQ, Violated Hero or something even more extreme then I think I would be mostly alright aside from the stress of being suddenly in an unfamiliar place by myself. That is assuming I ended up somewhere monster friendly and not in the middle of some Order shithole but since it is MGE the usual hugbox rules should apply. Depending on where I end up things should mostly take of themselves, mamono countries should have people I can talk to that can help me with all the finding waifu business.
The next problem is finding my "waifu" assuming she even exists. I am not sure I can say I have a specific waifu. Wight has taken the top spot in my fantasies so I'd hope to find one that has the traits I fantasize about and resembles the profile one.
But what if I am indecisive or if the specific individual I have in mind is not available what am I to do? Since the hugbox rules should apply that could be just handwaved away but it would still be on my mind and make me anxious.
If I were in a situation where another girl I like a lot is easier to get then I'd probably get anxious if I shouldn't just go with that because I'd be worried I'd get raped along the way by someone completely different than my ideal girls.
Hugbox rules could handwave that away and there isn't true rape in MGE but ending up in situation where the consent is dubious still seems fairly easy. And If my waifu does exist then I'd feel guilty.
I am quite a firm monogamy fag I really don't want a harem. Bigamy does have a certain appeal but I'd still rather just have one. Besides, I am quite lazy and searching for another wife would be something that I'd see as a pain in the ass.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:45:58 2023 No.44842776
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Would a monstergirl or incubus streamer doing a reaction stream in your videos or the videos of normal not-so-popular content creators be a good thing for said content creators with little to no popularity and low subscriber counts? Is it a good thing to have popularity thanks to monstergirl and incubi streamers doing reaction and commentary streams in your videos or the videos of normal content creators?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:46:03 2023 No.44842778 >>44842735 Last thread got me thinking about a Lich Cheshire who has a necropolis "Underland" of undead Wonderlanders.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:47:16 2023 No.44842792 >>44842745 Amazon is taking their sweet ass time delivering it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:49:20 2023 No.44842806 >>44842745 >point to my cock

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 02:50:32 2023 No.44842813 >>44842745 i have some bad new about the suez canal

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:01:38 2023 No.44842886

>>44842513
>Could you really say no to the common slime with her big dumb smile and eyes full of hope?
Probably.
>Or the mouse in tattered clothing and her cute buck teeth?
Certainly.
>Could you do it every day while you wait?
I'd try not to be a dick about it, but yeah, especially if this "teehee, aren't I cute" bit is all they're offering. I'm not holding out for some high-tier monster (even if I'd prefer a few rarer ones) and I'm actually weak to the common succubus, but I can do better than basic slimes or mice unless there's something special about them. I don't think I'm THAT big of a slut.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:04:01 2023 No.44842904 >>44842886 the slime would be sad for a while if you said no though. did you think about that? bet not

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:05:42 2023 No.44842917 File: 159 KB, 1247x641, mge_doodles__girtablilu__myconid__owlmage_by_hooksnfangs_dfm7w5o-pre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:06:25 2023 No.44842922 >>44842904 Not my problem. This world has hardened me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:08:27 2023 No.44842935 >>44842922 imparting the pain of this world on them is NG

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:13:09 2023 No.44842955 File: 76 KB, 250x491, main-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44842773 >Violated Hero Now that's something I haven't heard for a long time

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:19:29 2023 No.44842988

>>44842935
Hey, if they've got MAMONO BANA and literal gods setting things up for them but still choose to bat their eyes at random guys that aren't interested, that's on them. I'd just turn them down reasonably gently and be on my way. There's nothing more to say.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:30:45 2023 No.44843037 File: 1.63 MB, 1200x1887, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44842941 Succ

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 03:37:03 2023 No.44843064 >>44842502 No idea what I'd do. Since I have no money I'd probably just end up as a wage slave again.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:14:01 2023 No.44843215 >>44842502 first i go to dragonia and become a dragon slayer, then set out and collect my harem and wander the world

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:29:57 2023 No.44843286 File: 545 KB, 1536x2048, csRJRcSR_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >stunlocks you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:39:55 2023 No.44843338 File: 430 KB, 1423x2048, 764FD2FA-9929-4C51-B4F5-E64453F1F887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stupid sexy slimes

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:42:04 2023 No.44843353 >>44843104 Looks like it'd be comfy in there. Like sharing a gooey sleeping bag.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:53:25 2023 No.44843396 File: 1.82 MB, 1965x2775, 1663551619188678.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Be careful while playing rock and metal music in your home You might end up attracting thunderbirds

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:53:54 2023 No.44843399 >>44843286 She thinks I was stunlocked, in reality I was just skipping turns.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:54:16 2023 No.44843401
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>>44842773
>assuming I ended up somewhere monster friendly and not in the middle of some Order shithole

>Imagine you're isekai'd into the MGE world but you're transported to Order Territory
>But its okay you are found and handled by a nicer and friendlier Order Heroine with other guys who're also friendlier dudes and bros

>Alternatively you're found and handled by The Order's more capable and competent and fiercer Inquisition and are now under the care of an Inquisitor
>Thankfully for you the Inquisitor is a stern but pragmatic lady who has piqued interest to you and questions where you come from and is willing to listen and hear you're tale
>You end up befriending and becoming a close personal subordinate and part of this Inquisitor's Retinue

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 04:59:50 2023 No.44843426 >>44840546 This jinko obviously focuses more on swimming and eating to get a chest and thighs like that. And bless her fore it

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 05:06:00 2023 No.44843446

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that if you see two monster girls making weird poses and things start exploding then you best walk away.
Especially if they start screaming "STANDO POWAH" or you see a vampire start teleporting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 05:08:49 2023 No.44843453 >>44843396 The voice of Dio will never be silenced in this house >>44843446 Not this Dio though

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 05:11:21 2023 No.44843464 >>44843453 >Keep trying to leave the house. >She just keeps stopping time to place you back at the top of the stairs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 05:13:23 2023 No.44843472 >>44843464 za warudo

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 05:16:06 2023 No.44843482 File: 433 KB, 1267x1577, bf709f18-67a6-4bce-9e03-b96d2da0e658.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Night night

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 05:25:13 2023 No.44843510 >>44840803 Still waiting for the singularity point when AI starts to think and i can have a robot wife that knows whats best for me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 05:25:52 2023 No.44843512 >>44843464 >For some reason your pants are undone every time

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 05:29:28 2023 No.44843526 File: 157 KB, 1082x1686, F7I1COXWYAAx3WQ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Evil and villainesses will always prevail. Because good is dumb

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 05:32:50 2023 No.44843538 >>44843526 Was this something Spider-Man said?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 05:50:47 2023 No.44843628 >>44842502 You're just pathetic faggot. If you die in our world who cares? My family will have a corpse to bury and won't have to think I disappeared. It's a win win

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 05:52:19 2023 No.44843635 >>44843401 >Relaxing around 3D

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 06:25:42 2023 No.44843787 File: 104 KB, 819x1024, 1685869543535481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Give elves coffee, Y/N?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 06:54:28 2023 No.44843857 >>44843401 What kind of autism compels someone to continuously try to steer discussion away from monster girls in a monster girl thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 06:57:09 2023 No.44843869 >>44843857 It was alright for once, it even involved love and friendship. They will get corrupted anyway. O

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 06:57:41 2023 No.44843871 >>44842502 Same. I'd miss my family and friends. That's why I prefer the idea of them portalling to our world. Plus, the MGE world may not have internet, AC, pop, video games, and pizza

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:00:14 2023 No.44843877 >>44842513 No but i would fall to an elf

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:04:42 2023 No.44843889

>>44843857
It's part of MGE lore and gatekeeperGOD has repeatedly claimed that MGE is thread canon. It's the same reason why people play and romance as human races in games with a wide variety of beast kin. If you still don't get it, imagine what happens when there's not enough human men to go around for monster girls (I know monsters will "eventually" be able to give birth to incubi though)

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:13:42 2023 No.44843918 >>44843889 >It's the same reason why people play and romance as human races in games with a wide variety of beast kin Don't care, it says monster girl thread so talk about monster girls or fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:18:16 2023 No.44843931 >>44843787 I don't think coffee is good for them.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:21:37 2023 No.44843938
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>>44843918
I immerse myself in the setting the best I can. Humans and the order is part of it sadly. You can ignore and filter order fags or tell them to fuck off repeatedly. I never Order-post though because it's lame and defeats the purpose of the thread. Here's a cute horse accomplishing a great feat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:29:16 2023 No.44843965 >>44843938 >I never Order-post though because it's lame and defeats the purpose of the thread And yet you are here, advocating for a known shitposter who posts order shit almost every day and all kinds of other stupid shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:29:30 2023 No.44843968 >>44843938 Not wrong, I like to mix Warhammer and MGE (me being a chaos space marine, worship Eros, corrupt...) but I don't speak about it since it's not welcomed. I keep it for myself and in I my day dream

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:35:03 2023 No.44843988 Now that I think about it, is coffee good for Hatters?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:37:28 2023 No.44843999 >>44843988 Such a thing has never been attempted. If you pour coffee in their cup, they CHANGED PLACES until they find tea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:40:31 2023 No.44844015 >>44843787 Give elves Brawndo. It's got electrolytes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:43:46 2023 No.44844031 >>44843968 >me being a chaos space marine There are no such thing as unironic or genuine Warhammer Chaos Fans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:43:51 2023 No.44844032 show how stong you are to a dragon by watching sad movies and not crying

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:44:10 2023 No.44844035 >>44843965 >advocating for a known shitposter I only explained why I believe people Order-post. Read posts before responding.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:46:08 2023 No.44844046 >Winter vacation have been cancelled >I won't be able to eat magic shrooms Sorry lads, portals construction will have to wait

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:48:55 2023 No.44844056

>>44842513
Assuming i don't get raped outright, probably not.
I'm not really picky, i have a dozen species i would happily marry. For me it's not so much about seeimg x mamono type as my perfect lover. I care more about how much interest she shows in me as a person and how well i can relate to her.
I'd imagine it would be best to scout for mamono that share some of my interests, and which ones would want a relationship dynamic i would be not only comfortable but happy with. How many legs she has is secondary.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:50:59 2023 No.44844061

>>44844031
True but it wouldn't be about chaos, I just steal the aesthetic. It's about worshipping Eros and spreading love with demon silver twin-autocanons. Basically chaos terminator with a Cheshire sitting on top. I won't develop more but I just enjoy power armor, transhumanism, guns Cheshires...

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:53:31 2023 No.44844071

>>44843401
I don't know with you guys. But I can still see the appeal and eroticism of being in MGE or similar world and having sex with Order women and church women and even the scary inquisitor ladies to corrupt and monsterize them into being more nicer and friendlier monstergirls. Being an incubus and raw dogging Order women and heroines to make them into a harem into corrupted heroines, lesser succubi or whatever monstergirls they become.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 07:54:33 2023 No.44844076 >>44844071 >Being an incubus and raw dogging Order women and heroines to make them into a harem into corrupted heroines Read the setting

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:07:50 2023 No.44844136 File: 74 KB, 720x947, kiki.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44841086

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:09:27 2023 No.44844140 >>44844136 Good job, Kiki

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:09:44 2023 No.44844143 >>44844136 mastur!

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:10:04 2023 No.44844146
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>>44843871
With so much to do in an isekai fantasy world full of sexy monsters, why would you even want internet, ac isn't an issue, move to a northern or southern area that isn't quite frozen all year round. Pop could be made fairly easy, hardest part would be compressing co2 and injecting it into the sugar water. Pizza is even easier, any food really imagine introducing pizza and burgs to monster girls who have never tasted such things. Video games, fuck video games when you can go hunt demon beasts and other critters and fuck monsterous women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:10:18 2023 No.44844147 Monkeys paw you get you waifu but she's the netflix origional version

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:10:39 2023 No.44844150 >>44842209 must protect this lolibaba witch even though is probably thousand times more powerful than me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:13:36 2023 No.44844161 >>44844146 I'd want to bring my laptop and some solar powerbank gizmo. Why? Because I want to see the face of the monster that discovers me fapping to monster girl porn

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:14:13 2023 No.44844167 >>44844147 Yeah but are we talkin "Not accurate but doable" like edgerunners or "African vampires in my european monster romp" like castlevainia

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:16:33 2023 No.44844187 File: 356 KB, 600x604, 1681205347168055.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44844161 >I want to see the face of the monster that discovers me fapping to monster girl porn You are welcome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:16:36 2023 No.44844188 File: 28 KB, 402x500, Mantis_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've got a handy survival tip: if you encounter a Mantis in the wild, take off your pants. That way she'll know you're a man and not competing with her for territory or mates.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:17:47 2023 No.44844194 >>44844188 maintis rais their arms when threatend right? how would that look on a mantis?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:18:38 2023 No.44844198 >>44844147 It's still mamono, so she'd be a cute dork at worst >ummm anon, could you NOT use the r***word? it's offensive >akshully us unicorns were always black and had two horns >Hellhounds? surely you meant Heckhounds, right? RIGHT?

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:18:51 2023 No.44844202
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>>44844161
Given how much isekai I have watched depending on where you land you might have to conceal the fact that you are from another world, having strange tech from the get go is asking for unwanted attention, some nuki might want to monopolize you or you could attract the attention of nobility and be confined to some castle, too many variables to predict reasonably, myself I wouldn't want anything but some clothes, muh nicotine and non addictive alcohol from that new world. I'll figure my shit out in the wildlands and grind until I am defeated by a pack of wans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:19:23 2023 No.44844205 >>44844194 Either a peekaboo boxer's stance or a T pose for dominace

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:20:35 2023 No.44844211 >>44844167 >"African vampires in my european monster romp" like castlevainia you fucking what

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:25:11 2023 No.44844243
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>>44844211
Everyone knows this by now
the higher the popularity of the show, the higher chance of sigificant black characters become less about THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHOW and more about blackety black black things
Case in point, Annet is black (she was originally white) and we are talkig abot the slave trade... IN CASTLEVAINIA

Rant over. enjoy real vampires

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 08:36:57 2023 No.44844294 >>44842448 Announcer:A battle brother has fallen do not let his sacrifice be in vain!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:18:36 2023 No.44844430 So monsters call themselves sexual beings and claim they can rock a mans world with their skills in pleasuring a man - yet the monsters in question are all virgins? Curious.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:20:40 2023 No.44844439 >>44844430 Mamono mana from the DL(archsucc). They all aquire the natural skills of a demonic seductress and adapt them to their own bodies.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:21:39 2023 No.44844448

>>44844243
would a black vampire lose their weakness to the sun or eventually become white?
melanin, the cause for black skin, gives someone greater resistance to the sun's radiation.
a white vampire literally burns in the sun...
so does the same stay true for black ones, and over thousands of years the black ones turn white due to gradual mutations.
or can the black ones go out in the daylight freely and not have to fear spontaneous combustion?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:24:25 2023 No.44844463 >>44844448 I mean, in most media I know the sun renders all vamps ash regardless of skin

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:26:20 2023 No.44844472 >>44844243 But a post-portals gender swapped Blade remake with a black Dhampir would be great

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:26:34 2023 No.44844473 >>44844439 Sounds like a cope. They're just a bunch of lonely nerds spreading lies and editing Wikipedia pages.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:26:45 2023 No.44844475 >>44844439 except hebis dorks the lot of them

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:27:43 2023 No.44844483

>>44844448
I imagine the vampire's weakness to the sun is more of a curse than a bodily weakness. They are forced to never walk under the sun. What/who cursed them that way varies in different settings
Black people also get lighter skin tones when not exposed to the sun for long periods of time, just never white.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:28:51 2023 No.44844489 >>44844472 yeah if its not done by netflix

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:30:35 2023 No.44844504 >>44844430 Further, if monsters are truly sexual perfection and the most attractive beings alive (or dead), then why do they not all resemble the chief god? Checkmate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:30:57 2023 No.44844507 >>44844489 Netflix would be quickly bought by the coons so it would be fine

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:31:40 2023 No.44844516 >>44844504 I hope a chief God imitating doppel rapes you in a confession booth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:37:30 2023 No.44844540 >>44844504 Because different anons have different taste, and not a single one of them has as bad taste as you do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:37:32 2023 No.44844541 >>44844504 The Chief God is still a virgin and in dire need of dicking.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:41:18 2023 No.44844559 File: 48 KB, 749x597, peace.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44844541 Oh great hero! you must give your aid to the heavenly realm! to get her out of her room

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:42:02 2023 No.44844562 >>44844540 You will one sidedly love the chief God >>44844541 She is too busy as a God for a relationship >>44844516 You cant imitate divine aesthetic

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:47:55 2023 No.44844578
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An image from this pixiv post that was in the last thread caught my eye and made me attempt to translate it.
I think it's about a loli fox wife using magic to reduce her breasts due to the husband (you) saying he prefers them smaller. Only the husband (you) says that she didn't have to do that, and finds her beautiful, causing her to transform back and act flustered/excited as she calls him a sloppy man (?).
basic translating (just DeepL), and I can't be fucked to get a dictionary out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:48:26 2023 No.44844583 >>44844562 Sorry anon the chief god can go fuck herself. In fact, i'm going to search for a bicorn wife, become a powerful incubus and gather as big a harem just to spite her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:49:52 2023 No.44844588 >>44844583 The chief god weeps. I wish your wife a million cattlegrids

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 09:57:37 2023 No.44844620 kistune family

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:03:59 2023 No.44844643 >>44844588 >The chief god weeps Good. I'm going to buy a mug that says ''virgin god tears'' and go to heaven myself to collect them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:04:29 2023 No.44844644 I am going to marry the Chief God!

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:09:12 2023 No.44844668

>>44844643
Yeah? Well I'm sure the tears of the chief god are fine nourishment, she is a divine and chaste higher being after all.
And guess who sells those mugs?
That's right. The order.
You just paid for my holy bread.
Hope the cattlegrids of heaven dont trip your wife up.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:13:43 2023 No.44844691

>>44844644
She is very busy and is uncomfortable in the presence of single men - obviously because she is so thoughtful of how their mental state in the presence of a deity might change.
Please support your local church and marry an angel or nun instead.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:17:21 2023 No.44844712

>>44844668
Oh don't worry, i'm going to gather all of those cattle grids and build a wall around her personal quarters just so that she can admire the beauty of them. She doesn't need to go out anyways, so it will be a nice way of keeping unwanted guests outside, after i'm done collecting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:23:09 2023 No.44844735 >>44842599 what even is the point of adoptables? If I wanna have an OC DONUT STEEL i'd just make my own

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:30:56 2023 No.44844768

>>44842566
>>44842583
>>44842589
>>ywn have a lolicon Bicorn wife who you ride around, searching for potential haremmates to groom
No, I want an outwardly pure & chaste Unicorn to ride around while she secretly schemes of ways to "accidentally" start a Harem and become my deeply kinky Bicorn Harem-mistress

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:38:05 2023 No.44844799 >>44842541 I made this post.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:38:45 2023 No.44844803 >>44844768 That's not how Unicorns work anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:39:24 2023 No.44844809 >>44844735 some people aren't creatively inclined but want to own a character

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:40:39 2023 No.44844816 >>44844768 >>44844803 Do mamano sense when a husband has a unicorn wife? Don't they respect the mana on a man? I don't give a shit for centaurs so I never read the profile lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:44:15 2023 No.44844836 >>44844816 We might never know. If only there was an encyclopedia about mamono...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:45:20 2023 No.44844840 >>44844836 Encyclopedia Clitannica?

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:46:27 2023 No.44844846

>>44844803
Well how else do they become Bicorns ?
They can sense purity so it isn't like they're getting tricked by devious impure Anons who are later cucking them without them knowing.
She has to be in on the plan from the start.
So I want a secretly dirty-minded Unicorn who wants to go Black.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:47:41 2023 No.44844849 >>44844840 Some clever Haku should steal that title and publish.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:47:57 2023 No.44844851 is very easy to turn unicorn into bicorn grab an ice cream cone and stick it on her head. bam. bicorn.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:50:40 2023 No.44844868 I deserve to be squished beneath soft monster hags

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:51:14 2023 No.44844872 >>44844851 That or just leave Iowa. Bye corn.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:52:48 2023 No.44844879

>>44844846
They don't anon. Thats the thing, the profile doesn't make sense. You can't have a pure being that only goes for pire husbands who then accidentally picks a husband who isnt pure.
The only way for a bicorn hisband to cheat on her wife would be to be raped, but mamono can see other mana on a man and respect it.
So unless the profile is straight lying in some aspect, or mamono do rape already taken men.
It would have been easier to make Unicorns amd bicorns completely different species. As it stands, unicorns are just secretly bicorns from birth sometimes, waiting to be transformed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:53:25 2023 No.44844880 perhaps going into the rapeseed alraune field... was a bad idea

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:56:17 2023 No.44844899 File: 644 KB, 745x1206, 112293792_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We finally have an answer to the mysterious fox gang sign.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:57:19 2023 No.44844906 File: 646 KB, 745x1206, 112293792_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44844899 They are foxes after all.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:01:29 2023 No.44844927

Hey kids!
You tried the latest and SICK and TOTALLY RADICAL challenge on wikwock?
It's called the ocean challenge!
All you gotta do is swim out from the shore on an inflatable, and kick your legs around like a turtle!
Then just swim back to shore!
Bonus points if you can do it with some bacon strapped to your legs!
Find some friends to do it with you, I'm sure you're all great chum(s).
Do it now, and you can call yourself a TOTALLY AWESOME JAWS CHALLENGE COMPLETER.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:03:22 2023 No.44844941

>>44844879
Exactly - the WS is "extremely unreliable" on Corns.
So I figure the only way a Uni gets cucked to a Bic is if she secretly wants it to happen already, and they aren't going to give that secret away to the WS and his Guidebook and ruin their public image.
So, after decades of being "little Miss Purity" some Unicorns are secretly dreaming of being Bicorn harem-mistresses for their Anons and doing all the kinky things they've been reading about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:04:27 2023 No.44844947 >>44844927 I will not be sharked

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:07:30 2023 No.44844966 >>44844927 The great(aged) white(hair) hag sharks have discovered the internet... oh dear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:14:16 2023 No.44845013 >>44844899 >>44844906 This dorky fox is asking to be bullied.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:14:28 2023 No.44845016

>>44844768
>while she secretly schemes of ways to "accidentally" start a Harem
This could be the next MGE Sitcom:
>Unicorn keeps inventing crazier and more unlikely plots for her pure and dumb Anon to end up fucking another mamono
>sometimes the other mamono is in on the plan
>sometimes they aren't and Unicorn is trying to trick them both into sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:15:45 2023 No.44845023 >>44844927 Why should I let a mershark take me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:16:04 2023 No.44845027 >>44844927 WikWok challenges finally "jumps the Shark" by Jumping the Shark

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:19:34 2023 No.44845062

>>44844941
The encyclopedia is semiunreliable in several aspects, especially with the whole :every mamono of a certain species is pretty much the same. Hell, we usually ignore the whole "spend most of your day having sex thing" in favor of something more nuanced. Thats why i usually stick to thread headcanon, which is usually a more streamlined version of what the MGE tries to offer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:20:48 2023 No.44845071 File: 982 KB, 2315x3273, 20231005_072003.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44845023 Because she loves you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:22:36 2023 No.44845089 >>44845071 >>44844927 I'll just tell her I was doing a social media stunt and I'm sure shell understand and leave me be

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:26:18 2023 No.44845122 >>44845062 We all know the scholar is just a bunch of Lillim under a pseudonym anyways. The thing must be pretty biased.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:27:01 2023 No.44845128 Do not sumbathe on the beach If the mersharks don't get you, a passing hag will just sit on you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:29:13 2023 No.44845148 >>44845128 I hope the wide hipped mershark I'm gunning for isnt confused when I ask her to sit on my face. Might be difficult underwater.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:31:59 2023 No.44845175 >>44845128 I really hope the mersharks don't get me then.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:32:10 2023 No.44845181 >>44845128 I sunburn way too easy. I'll just hide under the beach umbrella with Ms. Vampire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:33:33 2023 No.44845192 >>44845128 Is there even an activity to do in MGC in which the outcome is not likely to end in a hag trying to aggressively hit on you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:35:37 2023 No.44845212 >>44845192 Yes, fuck lolis. Problem solved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:38:43 2023 No.44845230 >>44845212 So they are trying to save me from that fate? Were hags the good guys all along?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:40:23 2023 No.44845248 >>44842502 Just about the only thing that scares me about getting isekai’d is due to the mundane nature of our world we’re far more susceptible to mana than their normal humans. Like an empty vessel sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:44:20 2023 No.44845287 Want a mershark to love and fix and reassure me after I try taking a long walk off a short pier

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:56:59 2023 No.44845394 Hags are evil beings who kidnap depressed anons and keep them in their sweaters

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:58:17 2023 No.44845402 File: 1.16 MB, 848x1024, 1307310100.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chef mice apply heavy amounts of cheese to their meals so be prepared

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 11:59:29 2023 No.44845416 File: 465 KB, 1263x1635, 1667880547770123.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44845394 Good for me i like evil women.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:06:47 2023 No.44845493 The more chesh around you, the safer you are. They will compete themselves to exhaustion trying to trick you, and end up foiling each others plans.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:10:36 2023 No.44845534 >>44845402 How much cheese are we talking about here? Please don't tell me she's one of those WikWock "chefs".

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:18:08 2023 No.44845627 >>44845493 That's the oldest trick in the book. When anon starts feeling safe the cheshire will reveal the rest of them were just clones of herself and proceed to assault him at the same time. Don't fall for this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:19:23 2023 No.44845643 >>44845493 Spy vs spy but with chesh.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:22:11 2023 No.44845685 >>44842806 >The good ship Long Johnson is in port and is awaiting permission to dock! >>...ugh fine, you can do me in the butt, hubby, i did just clean there after all... but i still hate your humour >Aye aye, cap'n!

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:24:33 2023 No.44845716
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>>44842513
Probably. But if I had some luxury I’d want a mansion with few of them including an Angel/Goddess, a kiki maid and maybe some neighbors. Also an onee-san and imouto figures

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:29:08 2023 No.44845754 How long can a man survive in the harsh land of wonderland?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:30:19 2023 No.44845760 >>44845754 If you mean single, as much as his willpower allows him to.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:33:20 2023 No.44845798

This Mershark is acting like she's the hottest shit and bragging obnoxiously about how great she is. But then I go and I ask her.

"Can you walk on land?"

"Wha...? No, I-"

"Then you're not cool enough."

She never bragged again after that. She was totally devastated. She didn't know how to come back from that. She saw me dancing on LAND with my LEGS which she doesn't have and WALKING and she started crying because she will never get a husband since she can't walk and went back under the water and never came back again, where she will remain for the rest of her days, forever a walking-less loser, while I continue to dance and be actually cool with my legs, which let me walk and swim. I can do everything she can, and more.

The end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:36:07 2023 No.44845823 >>44845798 >anon pictured in his mind as he was dragged under for correction

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:37:28 2023 No.44845839 File: 459 KB, 1718x4096, qXxbo27F_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44845798 How good are you at running?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:39:44 2023 No.44845858 >>44845839 mersharks should have legs change my mind

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:39:44 2023 No.44845857 >>44845839 Now hold on, she's not allowed to have those. This... fucking isn't fair!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:39:56 2023 No.44845862 >>44845760 What? No. I mean like survive survive. What is a man to eat and drink and shelter there? No, I am not taking miss hatters invitation for tea and biscuits, no matter how good they look.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:41:41 2023 No.44845886 One day Mersharks will learn if they pull down your boxes in the water they can jusy blackmail (You) into sex to have them back before all the hags in the beach notice your nude silhouette in the sea And then nobody will laugh at them again

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:43:23 2023 No.44845905

>>44840546
I wish more Anons talk about this. But monstergirls just comforting and pampering and spoiling you alone would be the greatest thing ever. Yes sex is still to be had but sometimes I like to believe being comforted, spoiled and babied and pampered is sometimes more than enough. Being called a good boy and head patted and whispered sweet words and how precious you are can already generate mana from all that love.

And being teary eyed and just burying your face on her chest and just snuggling and hugging back to her being more than enough for her in return.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:44:23 2023 No.44845915

This human is acting like he's the hottest shit and bragging obnoxiously about how great he is. But then I go and I ask her.

"Can you swim to the ocean floor?"

"Wha...? No, I-"

"Then you're not cool enough."

He never bragged again after that. He was totally devastated. He didn't know how to come back from that. He saw me swimming in the SEA with my FINS which he doesn't have and FLOATING and he started crying - because he was running out of air after I felt bad and dragged him to the ocean floor so he could see it. We went back under the water and never came back again, where we will remain for the rest of our days, forever an ocean floor enjoyer, while I continue to swim with him and he's actually cool with his legs, which let him walk and swim and go on land to grab me bacon. He is my everything and more.

The end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:46:15 2023 No.44845929 >>44845798 Is this before? >>44845915 And this is after/the sequel?

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:46:22 2023 No.44845931

>>44845862
There are probably plants and animals endemic to wonderland. Stuff like cake trees or gummy vines. Milk rivers and fizzy springs. Or just regular water and plants
You could also survive by sustaining yourself from the energy provided by your wife during sex. But let me guess
>doesn't count

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:48:15 2023 No.44845953
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>>44845862
Eat Cait Siths and snakes at the dinner table with Dormouse. The real answer is that Wonderland is the hug boxiest place in the hug box setting, so there might be some lore explanation for infinite food.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:50:46 2023 No.44845981

>>44845931
>Monsters having a proper tea party
>One of the newer ones asks why theres some guy in rags chewing on a branch, watching the tea party enviously
>"Oh him? Hes been here a while. Determined to make it as long as possible without caving into wonderland temptations."
>"Sounds crazy."
>"Why do you think hes in wonderland?"
>"HELLO!" Hatter waves at man. "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA AND CAKE?"
>Man hurriedly scurries off
>"Such a dear..."

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:51:28 2023 No.44845997 >>44845798 >>44845915 I like this. I like this a lot.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:53:20 2023 No.44846018 >>44845981 Poor guy, next week he's going to be chugging Dormouse bath water as if it was ambrosia

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:55:38 2023 No.44846034 >>44846018 No, he will transcend through pain and rearrange his metabolism, draining water and food from giant mushrooms and mana. Soon he will become a sorcerer and take revenge from those who made fun of him

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 12:57:31 2023 No.44846051

>>44845798
>>44845915
Lol, LMAO! Good thing I currently am serving as a Navy Seaman in an Ticonderoga Cruiser which is ALSO part of a carrier strike group. I wonder if there'd been any dumbass sea monsters bold and dumb enough to try nab a man from a military warship!? Can't get to me! I dare any dumb sea monster to try take on a military warship.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:00:50 2023 No.44846084 >>44846034 This is what the man will believe after chewing some of those wonderland magic mushrooms. Meanwhile in reality, anon will be buck naked tripping balls and possibly having a psychotic episode on the tea party table cloth

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:09:35 2023 No.44846178 >>44846084 Possibly or I will blast you with shrooms magic

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:12:28 2023 No.44846212 >>44845981 Wonderhobo is a menace hes skin and bones and needs wock correction (because she knows a lot about eating)

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:22:00 2023 No.44846312 Now, I know this sounds hard, but why not just fuck the monstergirls?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:23:13 2023 No.44846321 >>44846312 >lim hands typed this post

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:23:29 2023 No.44846324 >>44846312 but muh integrity as a human!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:23:44 2023 No.44846328 File: 260 KB, 1414x2000, 1696473315374878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:23:59 2023 No.44846331 >>44846312 Too scary. I need to hide so they won't find me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:25:03 2023 No.44846347 Now, I know this sounds hard, but why not just fuck the cute human boys?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:29:43 2023 No.44846385 File: 171 KB, 1200x1200, F7qFIh_bMAA1vKv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:32:18 2023 No.44846404 >>44846385 Look at this cute dork.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:33:30 2023 No.44846418 >>44846347 >hags on 4mon coming up with all kinds of convoluted (and perverted) schemes to entrap their dream boy >chesh comes in and goes >"ummm have you tried just asking him out for a fuck? worked for me" >thread turns into a dumpster fire

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:36:01 2023 No.44846432 >>44846418 What happens if I start posting images and legit stories of Happy Human Couples who're married or are in long lasting boyfriend-girlfriend relationships?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:38:37 2023 No.44846454 >>44846432 You just get doxxed lmao Have fun having a threadful of hags staking out your house, anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:44:05 2023 No.44846486 You can date the monster of your dreams BUT you must first eat tacokots super ultra spicy chilli whose recipe has been passed down from generation to generation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:44:34 2023 No.44846494 >>44846486 is it white person spicy or actual spicy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:47:00 2023 No.44846507 File: 309 KB, 2048x2048, 1687951738400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:47:38 2023 No.44846514 >>44842669 >loli dragon dies in an accident >before the parents can take her to a lich, she's already turned into a dragon zombie and gotten back up on her own >"AAHHHH I haven't even gotten to talk to a boy yet, it's not fair"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:48:01 2023 No.44846515 File: 464 KB, 1200x1200, zIwX7Ne7_o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Smite all gachaniggers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:48:55 2023 No.44846520 >>44846486 I would go for that even if it's so strong that it'd make me pass out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:51:33 2023 No.44846537 >>44846494 Its monster spicy it made a hellhound hyperventilate good luck anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:51:46 2023 No.44846539 i wish to wake up in cyberpunk wonderland

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:51:58 2023 No.44846543 >>44846494 Kill yourself shit skin, we raped your "country" just to get more spices

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:52:18 2023 No.44846547 >>44846539 You are not prepared for the mecha-ushi

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:53:29 2023 No.44846553 >>44846486 >eat the chilli >die >get shipped off to undead kingdom to be revived >end up as some rich wight's boytoy They planned this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:53:50 2023 No.44846555 >>44846547 >>44846547 is she soft tho?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:54:39 2023 No.44846563 >>44846553 Chili doesn't kill you, it just makes you beg for the sweet release of death

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:55:17 2023 No.44846571 >>44846543 I guess mayonnaise is spicy for you lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:55:46 2023 No.44846572 >>44846555 In the chest, yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:57:52 2023 No.44846590 >>44846553 >Die from chili Do people really? >>44846571 If its not a house mayo specifically made for a dish (IE A Chipotle Mayo) its a net downgrade on whatever food its being put on.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 13:58:15 2023 No.44846593 >>44846543 lol that hits the spot

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:00:34 2023 No.44846608

>>44846563
>>44846486
>Eat the chili
>A few mouthfuls in and your eyes are watering, face is red, mouth on fire
>Barely made a dent in the chili
>Start to cry as you realise tacokot wont let you see waifu
>But tacokot does the opposite
>MG of your dreams comes in and kisses you on the lips
>...and then promptly has the exact same reaction as you when the spiciness hits

Cute way to get engaged I guess?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:00:40 2023 No.44846610 You get your mamonowife, BUT she only knows how to cook british "food". Also she has a broad welsh accent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:01:59 2023 No.44846622 >>44846590 Nah, you would be shaking and vomiting so much that you couldn't keep it down. But if you did eat enough capsaicin you would go into shock and possible cardiac arrest.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:02:30 2023 No.44846629 >>44846610 Welsh ogre and me will enjoy living off of takeout, superior british sweets and biscuits, beer, chips, welsh cakes, and deep fried mars bars.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:04:43 2023 No.44846645 >>44846572 im going for the cyberwock, shes softers and chioco flavored

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:06:20 2023 No.44846663 >>44846610 I should be cooking for her anyway.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:08:43 2023 No.44846696

>>44846563
>makes you beg for the sweet release of death
Men getting tricked into begging for the embrace of death still sounds like an undead scam
>>44846590
Dying is technically possible, but it'd probably wouldn't actually be made of food at that point. Unless you're allergic or monster food has some secret death peppers we don't know about, you should be safe. I mostly said it as a joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:10:26 2023 No.44846704 File: 428 KB, 3093x4096, moaning routine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:13:14 2023 No.44846728 >>44846571 Can you even taste anything with your massive nigger's lips?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:14:57 2023 No.44846746 >>44846622 >>44846696 I am aware, its part of the joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:16:10 2023 No.44846752 >>44846645 Well yes but she also has smartguns in her tentacles.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:19:03 2023 No.44846772 >>44845534 wickwock chef?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:19:07 2023 No.44846773 I dreamed about having a harem of MG maids of different species

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:20:38 2023 No.44846785 wht do ur waif bunga bunga like?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:22:44 2023 No.44846798 >>44846746 Sorry. My dumb jokes have derailed these threads before, and it's made me paranoid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:23:24 2023 No.44846806 >>44846610 I'll do the cooking, she's not allowed to touch the stove.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:26:05 2023 No.44846822
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>>44846728
>Denying a difference between white people spicy and non white spicy
Anon I used to eat dried ghost peppers as a snack, I got some Thai food and I couldn't handle it as well as the dried ghost peppers. I think I ended up drinking half a gallon of milk

Now talk about monster girls or by God chesh will pump you full of demonic sliver and drop you off the alley populated exclusively by manticores and hellhounds

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:27:42 2023 No.44846839 File: 416 KB, 1600x881, Alice alliance.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44840546

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:28:47 2023 No.44846850 File: 854 KB, 1280x1435, 1688509597184018.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All the seats were taken but I have a feeling accepting her offer to sit in her lap was mistake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:29:24 2023 No.44846853 >>44846850 He sits between her legs, not on her lap.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:32:36 2023 No.44846873 >>44846822 Sadly you didn't choke to death while drinking that milk, at least those massive lips are good at sucking

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:33:19 2023 No.44846880 File: 666 KB, 1067x840, mix yo mana.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:38:29 2023 No.44846929 >>44846839 Is this heaven?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:44:05 2023 No.44846988 File: 1.00 MB, 941x3374, 1696440015926740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:45:30 2023 No.44847009 File: 1019 KB, 900x1600, F7qVPwuacAAncZ6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stay out of the sweaternapping range.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:46:26 2023 No.44847016 File: 1.33 MB, 2400x3158, 20231005_104552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44846772 Social media cooks that make absurd food for clicks. An example: https://youtube.com/shorts/7GqajJWDIPk?feature=shared

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Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:47:08 2023 No.44847024
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZuCT4PmurY&t=9s
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f_h0rxhD9I
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiyq9NGAXbY
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgRwip5PSEc
Cat hardware with dog software is the most adorable thing in existence. What about catgirl hardware with doggirl software?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:48:34 2023 No.44847044 >>44846755 Maybe Jiang Shi is good at handing out a massage because she knows how stiff it can feel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:49:36 2023 No.44847055 >>44847009 just keep cycle strafing behind them, sweaternapping builds have a hard time turning around.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:50:48 2023 No.44847069 File: 289 KB, 2048x1411, 1693522373236128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44846873 Anon, I'm white

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:51:13 2023 No.44847075
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>>44846873
Anon...
You do realize that 'white person spicy' is for the average normie who has never tasted anything outside of deep fried food, right? You don't have to be white to have white person spicy tolerance.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:54:25 2023 No.44847107 File: 834 KB, 1200x1600, 1635062563174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44847055 Getting behind her makes you vulnerable to the tail grab.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:55:31 2023 No.44847117 >>44847016 is it me or epic meal time felt better than this?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 14:57:36 2023 No.44847134 >>44846873 damn that's kinda gay, faggot. you like having big lips sucking you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:04:02 2023 No.44847199 >>44846752 and, its more fun to just molest her pudge

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:04:35 2023 No.44847210 "Why do Wypipo do [X]" is always a twitter or reddit meme. The food misconceptions come from blacks who spent time in prison and only got served cold unseasoned mayonaise sandwiches.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:05:49 2023 No.44847224 File: 973 KB, 1172x922, 1543347645097.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44846328 All I want is a Shub-Niggurath wife. Is that so much to ask for?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:08:39 2023 No.44847249 File: 417 KB, 636x900, 117aa55e1f0c1863c75a815c02a06195.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >niggers niggers niggers I will personally throw you all in the matango pits when the portals open.

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Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:09:14 2023 No.44847259
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>>44847117
I agree. I could write an essay to explain why, but this isn't the place. Instead I will post this picture of a fat wock. Look at this fatty. I bet she'd watch epic meal time to copy down the recipes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:09:29 2023 No.44847261 >>44847249 Throw me in the SuperMax prison with all the feral niggerhounds

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:10:31 2023 No.44847269 >>44847249 You won't do shit if you want to get a happy ending

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:11:45 2023 No.44847279 >>44847249 I need me that dairy hound.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:12:49 2023 No.44847287 >>44847224 Too many kids scattered across time and dimensions that existed before you were even born

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:13:50 2023 No.44847296 File: 979 KB, 1061x1500, 1648749998160.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44847287 That just makes it even more fun. Since retroactively they are all mine.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:15:17 2023 No.44847307 >>44847261 Anon gets sent to Wantánamo Bay, where only the baddest bitches in the Demon Realm are kept

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:15:17 2023 No.44847308 >>44847069 K E K. let me guess, Argentina?

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:16:56 2023 No.44847321

>>44847009
She won't sweaternap me when her mamonomana detects that I just want to cuddle with lolis in the Runya Sabbath! If she really wants to be with me, she might escort me there and request pedomorphosis so I can snuggle with her in her now-oversized sweater!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:17:48 2023 No.44847329 I want /pol/ to leave.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:19:50 2023 No.44847347 >>44847329 >You get what you fucking dessert t. Sleepy mouse

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:25:19 2023 No.44847384 >>44847329 It's just one retard who can't help but start crying. it's the same faggots who derail the thread who keep replying to him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:26:40 2023 No.44847393 >>44847307 Need to get marked by a giant but incredibly needy wan that's been without contact for a long while, to the point she goes on a rampage if I'm not within arms length

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:27:04 2023 No.44847397 >>44847384 I'll keep that in mind then. On a different note, how do you think MG's would respond if you started quoting from Xan in BG1 while questing with them? "We're all DOOMED! OUR QUEST IS VAIIN~", etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la6tOXPghCA

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:29:35 2023 No.44847418 >>44847397 Probably put him with a banshee so he makes her cry every 5 seconds until he gets so horny he stops being depressed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:34:53 2023 No.44847447 >>44847384 >What? People don't love my beloved nignog? Must be a samefag trolling No, we just hate them. >Verification not required.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:38:59 2023 No.44847476 I HATE THE DEMON LORD I HATE THE DEMON LORD I HATE THE DEMON LORD

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:39:42 2023 No.44847486 >>>/pol/ >Verification not required.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:40:00 2023 No.44847490

>>44847418
That sounds cute.
>Anon traveling with a Orc Paladin, Arachne Bard, Cancer Rouge, and Banshee Cleric.
>Questing for the Peach of Immortality, an artifact said to give eternal life
>Anon really wants it (sexy times) bad, but is shy
>Instead starts whining "We're all doomed! Our quest is a failure! If we are to fail and die in our endeavors, can we at least not do it sooner?"

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:42:29 2023 No.44847516 File: 380 KB, 1323x1871, 1671917825041719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Little Billy has been a very naughty boy!

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:46:08 2023 No.44847550

>>44847490
I thought of it this way:
>Anon gets picked up by a mamano party after an isekai experience
>Against all odds its a party of married mamano
>Kind of like a mascot since he's not as strong as everyone, and gets the party discounts easily.
>Slowly starts to just feel bad about being a mere mascot, and decides to ruin everyone's day by being as whiny and self-defeatist as he could possibly be.
>After enough of this, Anon's party decides to throw him at the next Banshee they see
And then anon makes it cry for half an hour straight, gets so jacked up on Banshee crying mana they have sex for 24 hours straight, then die and get resurrected.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:47:40 2023 No.44847557 File: 333 KB, 1024x1325, Stormvermin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're going to be fuck-bred man-stud.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:50:04 2023 No.44847575

>>44843938
>orderposting is lame
>but it's part of the setting but okay
>yes I know lots of people dislike it except the autistic gatekeepers
>but it's okay because it's part of the setting
>in the thread where several different settings are mentioned
>but I cannot think of a unifying theme
This is how you get humans drawn by kenkou cross posted on their own.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:50:13 2023 No.44847576 >>44847557 She does know what happens to rat gals that get knocked up doesn't she?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 15:52:50 2023 No.44847595 >>44847490 >Orc Paladin, Arachne Bard, Cancer Rouge, and Banshee Cleric. this sounds like the most disfunctional party

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:04:48 2023 No.44847645 File: 1.48 MB, 3500x4200, 1691185434217366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44847557 Let my wings embrace your soul.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:07:52 2023 No.44847663

>>44847595
It may not be an ideal party, but they all try their hardest. Cancer chan in particular has to try really hard, she can't pick locks so she usually just snips off the hinge to enter. She's also not very stealthy, but you better let her sneak up on you and act like you're surprised or you're going to make her cry. The one thing she is very good at is flanking and backstabs.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:09:26 2023 No.44847670
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>See this pregnancy test? Two lines.
>You've now brought more dragons into the world than you slayed.
>Not that you set the bar high, not even a single Dragonnewt to your name.
>What would your ancestors think? Ohohohohohoh!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:11:28 2023 No.44847683 File: 2.40 MB, 2864x3480, 684f2913f368b538d7a39f7212311871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Worms can have mofu too

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Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:12:43 2023 No.44847693
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Help. I went to Zipangu and this snake lady offered to take a photo with me in their traditional clothes and she has been taking me through the town while wrapped around me.
I don't think this is a normal tourist tour.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:12:56 2023 No.44847701 >>44847670 >the kids come out very autistic and creepy >Just like their mother

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:15:20 2023 No.44847721
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What would you prefer if you were captured by Dark Elf raiders?
>One of the raiders claims you as her spoils.
>Brought back to Dark Elf lands and made a servant. Likely married to slave mamano (who possibly sold herself to the Dark Elves to be with you).
>Get brought to some exotic land and sold as a husband to the local mamano.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:15:28 2023 No.44847722 Which mg has the most lickable tummy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:16:20 2023 No.44847728 >>44847722 One of the snakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:17:11 2023 No.44847734 File: 41 KB, 442x549, Buffcubus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44847722 The monstergirl race doesn't matter. What matters is if she has abs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:19:46 2023 No.44847759 >>44847693 Congrats on the marriage!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:23:24 2023 No.44847794 >>44847701 And father.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:31:19 2023 No.44847845

>>44847721
>>Get brought to some exotic land and sold as a husband to the local mamano
This. It would be interesting to have a bunch of mamono bid for me in an auction. Have a poor mamono grab me on discount because i'm useless and she's very happy to have me around to help her failing business. She can't pay any guards or security so she treats me well in hopes i will not try to run, as she needs me to be unchained to tend to her customers.
I want to see the face of envy of the rest of the rich mamono that rejected me after i make her family business succeed despite any setbacks

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:31:28 2023 No.44847846 >>44847794 im autistic, not a creep. their mother is the one who always does the creepy laughs, has creepy yet cute smile whenever she gets excited and has the creepy mannerisms that are cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:33:11 2023 No.44847851 >>44847721 Option 3 please. Get me away from these pointy eares.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:34:59 2023 No.44847863 cu sith https://files.catbox.moe/mrlgd8.png

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:35:41 2023 No.44847869 >>44847721 option 3 and turned into a shota before being bought to increase my value

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:37:56 2023 No.44847878 >>44847863 cute

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:40:22 2023 No.44847893 >>44847722 My Familiar!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:40:51 2023 No.44847898 >>44847721 Man I’m just gonna kill myself and become a powerful ghost, fuck them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:43:06 2023 No.44847909 File: 463 KB, 2604x3726, Meivia_HR.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44847722 Nereid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:44:58 2023 No.44847921 >>44847898 So you want wisp or ghost gf?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:49:02 2023 No.44847938 >>44847921 Wisp, love their yandere-like vibes.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:50:05 2023 No.44847946
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>>44847893
>My Familiar!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:55:27 2023 No.44847976 File: 224 KB, 500x500, Bogie_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 16:56:42 2023 No.44847981 >44847863 >44847878 Fuck off samefag

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:00:48 2023 No.44848010 >>44847976 >tfw ywn be a bogie dark mages summoned familiar

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:16:55 2023 No.44848087 File: 108 KB, 600x714, 1670792399056242.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to ask my Dragonian tour guide to breathe fire on me and see her reaction.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:24:15 2023 No.44848137 >>44847981 You seem upset. You dropped some (you)s

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:36:57 2023 No.44848221 >>44847721 First option. The gradual over one weekend probably transition from captor to wife would be fun

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:37:30 2023 No.44848224 >>44848087 I want to bully dragons in dragonia

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:44:39 2023 No.44848281 File: 348 KB, 745x800, cf728e102d36d31152d899d1fc8dc6c1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do elves look so good in sundresses?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:51:43 2023 No.44848339 >>44848281 Because all women look good in sundresses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:54:01 2023 No.44848355 >>44848281 its only when they are plumped up they look good in them, the dress really accents their curves

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:54:47 2023 No.44848361 File: 108 KB, 800x880, 1695651605130462.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Gonna tell Haku sensei that my dragon little sister burned my homework!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:56:47 2023 No.44848377 >>44847721 >Option 4 Suicide bomb, fuck you and your shit race

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 17:56:54 2023 No.44848380 i want to prank ms haku with an kancho

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:04:30 2023 No.44848445 >>44848380 Ms. Haku is such a nice teacher that she's not upset by this prank at all. She even looks kind of pleased.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:07:45 2023 No.44848467 >>44842448 Very impressive a full set of gore magala armor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:09:44 2023 No.44848475 >>44848445 He might have to repeat it, then.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:13:46 2023 No.44848509 File: 438 KB, 608x860, 1681046300732100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mamonos are really good at mech maintenances and repairs because they know that any failures mean death of they desired husband with no chance to revived him

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:17:31 2023 No.44848535 File: 111 KB, 1335x2048, 20231002_164839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:19:10 2023 No.44848545 File: 392 KB, 1567x1833, fa915e6225ed7a30e16da6260136173287fbff2060a530bbcc62ebfc9ad76c1c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44848377 submit to elf or be made to submit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:20:51 2023 No.44848557 >>44841547 Hot. I love nippy demons.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:22:55 2023 No.44848572 >>44848445 Ms.Haku clenches her cheeks and Anon is stuck in the Mamono fingertrap...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:23:52 2023 No.44848579 I will jump into the wan pit. None can stop me, even if the advised way to enter is by the convinent elevator.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:26:08 2023 No.44848589 >>44847347 The joke is lost on me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:26:10 2023 No.44848590 >>44848579 Who put all those wans in the pit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:26:28 2023 No.44848593 >>44848579 Is there an Alice pit? Seeing Alice all over all is Alice all is Alice allis yes good need Alice now

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:28:00 2023 No.44848608 >>44848445 >tfw the teacher starts get real close to you >really close >and shes........ sniffing you? >Whenever you try to leave, she doesn't let you till you hug her >>44848572 ah yes the mist fingertrap, the most devious of actions

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:28:20 2023 No.44848610 >>44848590 They got tricked into thinking there was bbq and boys down there so the easily angered anubis of the original wan group built a combination bbq pit/brothel/club in it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:29:15 2023 No.44848616 >>44848589 The mouse is dessert.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:30:23 2023 No.44848623 Imagine dragon flame kiss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:31:24 2023 No.44848630 >>44848623 A lot like the red chick in baldurs gate where she's too hot to kiss.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:32:08 2023 No.44848635 File: 520 KB, 477x956, 1694819735933504.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44847722 Dormouse's tummy is soft and tastes a little bit sweet, encouraging you to lick some more

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:35:12 2023 No.44848655 File: 930 KB, 3968x2806, Samurai to Ochimusha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Corruption stories are my favorite monstergirl stories.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:36:16 2023 No.44848667 File: 1.38 MB, 1910x2701, F7il5Mrb0AApbQ3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Feel the eel.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:38:20 2023 No.44848687 File: 295 KB, 320x320, 1681963200539017.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44848545 No.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:38:32 2023 No.44848689 Ok, hear me out. Nerdy "weak" hellhound attacks buff anon. Buff anon insta-loses(he's weak to dog)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:39:23 2023 No.44848698 >>44848689 What is this some Pokémon shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:42:16 2023 No.44848719 >>44848698 Are you not weak to some monstergirl type? Was taking this weakness not mandatory?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:43:05 2023 No.44848727 >>44848719 No and no. You're just pathetic

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:45:27 2023 No.44848738 >>44848623 i want to surpise tongue a dragons anus

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:45:29 2023 No.44848739 >>44848698 It was supposed to be a play on words on the usual: "She's weak to cock", but that is just better. Different anons having a supernatural weakness towards certain mamono species to the point of instaorgasm sounds very interesting.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:47:06 2023 No.44848748

I don't want the portals to open out of my fear of getting claimed by a monster I don't like. For example I like Undeads, but I'd more likely wind up getting something I don't like coming after me like a Centaur or a plant girl and I couldn't abide that because for some reason we are led to believe that rejected monsters is impossible. So if I'd be fucked out of my chances at romancing a Lich because she's rarer then I don't want the portals to ever open.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:47:25 2023 No.44848750 File: 387 KB, 2480x3507, 85241371_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:48:28 2023 No.44848761 >>44848535 Jokes on her, I want to run a dairy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:48:49 2023 No.44848766 And here comes gacha troon spamming again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:49:06 2023 No.44848768 File: 44 KB, 345x533, 1575476224224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44848748 Read the setting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:52:27 2023 No.44848789 >>44848748 Dont worry anon. Eros has your back. Just call on one of her emissaries, tell her about your troubles, and put your faith in love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:52:50 2023 No.44848792 >>44848750 Catbox?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:54:18 2023 No.44848802 File: 105 KB, 868x1228, 1636247341340.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is a manticore. Say something nice about her species.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:54:59 2023 No.44848808 File: 1.83 MB, 3500x4500, aqnxdkc8hfdb1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44840546

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:55:24 2023 No.44848810

>>44848768
This setting intends to make you happy, but it's not about giving you what you want like you're ordering your wife online. If the portals open it's full on "you get the first one that finds you and have to settle for it" not "now pick the one you want".

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:56:36 2023 No.44848820 >>44848802 Cope girls. Needs drugs to make a man want her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:56:38 2023 No.44848821 >>44848810 The setting conspires that the first one that finds you and likes you happens to be the one that you want. don't overthink it bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:56:58 2023 No.44848825 >>44848748 Just rape the first girl you like the look of before some nasty horsegirl tries to teach you the joys of horsepussy. Unless you back into a wall she can't do shit to you anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:57:09 2023 No.44848827 Will I be happy with my monster wife? WIll she be happy with me? I won't be happy if she isn't happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:57:22 2023 No.44848829 File: 110 KB, 1000x1412, FvsS4e_acAMPVEZ.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44848792 No, horsebox. >>44848810 If the setting really is about making happy, then you're not gonna get stuck with an MG you don't want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:58:27 2023 No.44848834 What happens if you tell a Cheshire that your name is Jerry?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:59:07 2023 No.44848837 i will tongue a dragons anus and gain wisdom beyond time

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:59:13 2023 No.44848838 >>44848834 You really should marry a mouse.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 18:59:18 2023 No.44848839 >>44848748 You're right, portal opening should stay a dreams otherwise we will get something we don't want and feel unbound hatred for what it could be. Even worse you will live in the middle of normal fags who are happy since they don't know better

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:01:08 2023 No.44848850 >>44848748 I don't want the portals to open because we don't deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:01:11 2023 No.44848853 >>44848834 Then you have to be ready to engage with her Tomfoolery

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:01:48 2023 No.44848856 >>44848802 Fluffy is a plus, nature of species is a minus to me, but they're above dark elves. So, maybe?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:03:22 2023 No.44848865 File: 2.42 MB, 2480x3508, 87590185_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:06:04 2023 No.44848884 >>44848802 Great design, disgusting personality.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:06:22 2023 No.44848888 File: 1.27 MB, 700x1200, 111838855_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:07:14 2023 No.44848896 >>44848748 Even if you get a monstergirl that doesn't initially seem appealing, her earnest efforts to make you happy will make you love her regardless of what she is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:08:14 2023 No.44848906 File: 1.41 MB, 698x1139, 105880998_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:08:15 2023 No.44848907 >>44848667 That's a lot of eel, haha.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:08:55 2023 No.44848912 >>44848865 Dumb Mino put on 2 different types of stockings

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:09:24 2023 No.44848918 >>44848802 cat

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:11:45 2023 No.44848935 File: 424 KB, 2138x2558, FtM2LUAaUAAV_Fu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44848918 Cat?

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:13:20 2023 No.44848949

>>44848896
No, that's where you're stupid, I don't work like that, I hold grudges. If you snatch my last hope for a happy life by giving me some shit race I despise or don't care about, I will make sure to ruin as many happy ending as possible before dying.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:14:22 2023 No.44848962 File: 169 KB, 1080x1081, 1694759063673777.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44848918 Better cats

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:15:28 2023 No.44848975 File: 1.01 MB, 1447x2047, 1695837559674804.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do we feel about suspenders?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:17:12 2023 No.44848990 >>44848949 Ok anon, guess you will end up alone after rejecting the only being that has your true happiness in mind, because you decided the imaginary version of them in your mind wasn't worth giving a shot

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:17:30 2023 No.44848991 >>44848802 I won't actually have to meet one.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:17:36 2023 No.44848993 >>44848975 It's stupid

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:17:54 2023 No.44848995 File: 289 KB, 1118x1600, 59923c368ea78d9efe142e25ebef9339fb50d967.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mamono invade and fix everything >there no more freak shows like 'my 600lb life' to gawk at Is it worth it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:18:02 2023 No.44848998 File: 1.98 MB, 1440x1080, 112304063_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:18:37 2023 No.44849004 >>44848990 Yes, it will go like that because it always has been.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:18:43 2023 No.44849005 File: 560 KB, 1158x1232, 102976052_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:19:05 2023 No.44849008 >>44848995 ms lamia wishes she was 600 lbs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:19:39 2023 No.44849012 >>44848995 Don't cremate yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:19:47 2023 No.44849014 File: 2.79 MB, 1600x2600, 765df0dff8af39099f85a2321264e791.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44848802 Free onahole included

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:20:33 2023 No.44849018 >>44849008 Maybe, but most of that weight is muscle.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:22:29 2023 No.44849035 >>44848975 How does she manage a honest day's work with those melons?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:23:29 2023 No.44849040 Lolis are superior

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:23:31 2023 No.44849041 File: 363 KB, 1037x1100, 4404580568807c53ce7a0c0c21bbbfa0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44848995 >my 600kg life

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:24:09 2023 No.44849046 >>44849040 At what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:24:34 2023 No.44849047 >>44848995 That type of trash has always been the worst of television. I wish they could take reality TV in general down, but I know the actual result would just be episodes of Jerry Springer that are somehow crazier.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:24:35 2023 No.44849048 >>44849004 I hope you find happiness some day anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:25:16 2023 No.44849051 File: 3.30 MB, 597x785, 6ea3a02c5a6bf7468acecf8f9a297898.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849040 Counterpoint

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:25:19 2023 No.44849052 >>44849041 And she can lift 1000x her own body weight as well

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:25:24 2023 No.44849053 File: 958 KB, 1240x1754, 112250049_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:26:20 2023 No.44849059 File: 809 KB, 1446x2048, F4nSMkfagAAAd0D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849046 there's probably a couple things

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:26:20 2023 No.44849058 >>44849046 Being cute and funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:26:26 2023 No.44849061 File: 865 KB, 1748x2480, 1689442346883551.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849051 Using Urumi is cheating

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:26:53 2023 No.44849066 >>44849046 Everything >>44849051 Counterpoint: oppai lolis

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:27:04 2023 No.44849068 File: 558 KB, 849x1200, LYCs5olL_o_c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44848504 I want to get lost in those locks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:28:57 2023 No.44849080 >>44849018 >"You know, you'd lose weight if you stopped squeezing me so tightly." >"NEVER." >Brosnan.tiff >>44849053 I want to swim into the seediest aquatic bar in town and flirt with orcas and gators.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:30:29 2023 No.44849089 File: 256 KB, 640x480, boo.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849048 No you don't, we are anonymous and you will forget about it in a few minutes. You say that as a final punchline and to feel superior. Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:30:36 2023 No.44849090 File: 3.34 MB, 2000x3400, oiG6zx1e_o.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44848820 >>44848884 >>44848991 Objectively bad opinion >>44849014 This guy gets it. Why don't people like cores? They are the ultimate fearboner monster.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:31:06 2023 No.44849094

>>44848789
That's apparently too easy. Never mind the fact that monsters are people too and if you honestly told them that you're looking for a certain species they'd probably be thrilled you want a wife and would introduce you to their friends.
Too many anons pretend that they'd just rape you on the spot with no regard for your preferences or theirs.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:32:31 2023 No.44849108 >>44849090 I like manticores I think they're neat

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:32:50 2023 No.44849113 File: 291 KB, 504x554, 1606709591918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44848802 They are pretty cool. Nice hair and cool art.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:36:12 2023 No.44849133 >>44849090 I don't like bullies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:36:30 2023 No.44849135 >>44849089 Are we all the “Alices” to Cheshires?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:36:59 2023 No.44849143 >>44849090 They were my original favorite. Still love them, but just settled on something a bit less sadistic. Still want to huff that main tho.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:37:16 2023 No.44849147 >>44849135 Probably She even wants you to wear the dress.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:39:08 2023 No.44849162 >>44848949 Keep them Forever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:41:41 2023 No.44849179 >>44849147 I would look hella dumb if she tried some bullshit like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:46:43 2023 No.44849210 >>44849162 Keep what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:47:02 2023 No.44849212 File: 371 KB, 1003x1400, 1564400433196.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849046 >At what? Being cute and being lewded

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:47:39 2023 No.44849216 >>44849210 grudges.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:48:20 2023 No.44849224 >>44849212 >claims to love lolis >posts something with adult curves Lolis have bony asses.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:48:32 2023 No.44849225 >>44849216 Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:49:35 2023 No.44849229 >>44849212 Having that much ass with such short stature should be illegal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:52:16 2023 No.44849242 File: 228 KB, 1000x1200, fox computer bsod.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:54:13 2023 No.44849251 File: 1.86 MB, 2100x2100, smug kot squad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:55:00 2023 No.44849252 File: 941 KB, 1000x1412, 13121e42517f7ad6a26969973a94fe105a6eb589ab0d54497b908090ef974316.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:55:25 2023 No.44849256 File: 746 KB, 1051x1400, 1668238986954605.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849224 When a little girl has wide hips and a big butt, that's how you can tell she's even more superior.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:55:52 2023 No.44849259 I need a monster mommy!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:55:56 2023 No.44849260 >>44849242 Lecture 21 the war in Virginia , winter and spring 1862 to 63

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:56:46 2023 No.44849263 >>44849259 Of course you do. And you can be her good boy that she loves and supports. Who knows, someday you might even meet a monster girl you want to marry too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:56:57 2023 No.44849265 >>44849242 Oh, I long for the days of comfy BSODs...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 19:57:52 2023 No.44849271 File: 895 KB, 1220x1400, 101785488_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849224 Not all of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:06:07 2023 No.44849314 File: 1.96 MB, 1294x1729, 105215553_p18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Foxes only want one thing and it's disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:07:41 2023 No.44849324 >>44849068 Imagine a mouse girl Kejouru hybrid

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:08:34 2023 No.44849330 File: 707 KB, 4096x1172, FeU3LN2akAE8_t-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:10:00 2023 No.44849336 >>44849324 Would she be cheesed to meet me? And what would her favorite kind of cheese be?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:10:44 2023 No.44849341 File: 31 KB, 773x677, 7f54afdd2002eef4e363e16afdf11ea9b337942f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849259 Me too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:11:56 2023 No.44849348 File: 109 KB, 638x900, Fixing the Condoms.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849314 Foxes have no concern for their husbands consent in getting what they want.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:12:40 2023 No.44849350 How do I stop a lizard girl from moaning when I bully her? No matter what I do she seems to get off on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:16:06 2023 No.44849371 >first day in Winterstown and Miss Whitehorn gives you this look https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/2018/09/25/17/50A38D0900000578-6206553-image-a-5_1537892973704.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:17:29 2023 No.44849384 >>44849371 That's an impressive rack.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:19:27 2023 No.44849402 >>44849371 What is that expression supposed to convey?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:20:25 2023 No.44849409 >>44849371 Gonna call her horns small and then marry an actual hornlet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:24:44 2023 No.44849434 >>44842013 She is a wall lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:24:52 2023 No.44849436 File: 719 KB, 2511x1000, 5578da7a-5f54-4efa-bdc5-3c6cb4ac1a01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:25:39 2023 No.44849440 >>44849402 "Life's gotta suck Wanna fuck"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:27:18 2023 No.44849457 Best mamono to reenact Giger's paintings with?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:27:22 2023 No.44849459 >>44842344 >trying to report the weather >coworkers keep heckling you about "pearl rain" and "Hurricane Anon" >on the verge of tears as your meteorology career is slowly crushed on live tv

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:27:40 2023 No.44849463 >>44849436 Mereshark is the only good aquatic monster girl. There, I said it. Also I want to lick a Mereshark tummy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:27:45 2023 No.44849465 >>44849457 Gaunt and Shog.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:29:26 2023 No.44849479 >>44842745 You don't even have room in your dump of a room to build it, much less display it you brat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:29:42 2023 No.44849483 >>44849350 Bully her into the mud!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:29:59 2023 No.44849486 File: 121 KB, 815x753, smugmofu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44848748 Monsters literally won't go after you if they can tell you're not that into them. They respect your boundaries.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:30:03 2023 No.44849487 File: 186 KB, 640x480, SeaDragonGirl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849463 rude

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:30:07 2023 No.44849488 >>44848802 Pinnacle of monster girl design. Has more monstrous features and fearboner aspects than just a human lady with animal ears, without devolving into furshit along the way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:30:07 2023 No.44849489 >>44849229 >hags try to get big butt lolis illegalized because it's impossible to compete with them >they quickly realize they're doing the exact same thing as human females and stop

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:35:28 2023 No.44849524 >>44844927 >trying the jaws challenge for clout >see another post on the same topic >it's a mershark under an inflatable that looks just like yours >she proudly proclaims that she's about to hit a devious lick >something tugs on your leg

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:35:29 2023 No.44849525 >>44849440 I don't know how much bloodloss changing the antlers velvet involves, but Ms Whitehorn should be refraining from any strong physical activity and resting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:37:02 2023 No.44849539 >>44849483 I want to mud wrestle a lizard girl. Or full on oiled up naked wrestling.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:37:31 2023 No.44849542 File: 314 KB, 640x480, 80_tezcatlipoca_st01.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849488 I like tezcat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:39:16 2023 No.44849555 >>44849271 This brat needs smug correction

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:39:29 2023 No.44849557 File: 531 KB, 2350x2348, 1696537258148232.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:40:13 2023 No.44849561 >>44849488 >fearboner MGE manticore needs MGD manticore tailpussy stinger to be complete. Kaja says it's biologically impossible for it to come out with your dick in the bulb, but it's always somewhere in the back of your mind regardless.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:41:11 2023 No.44849567 File: 145 KB, 1200x1240, 20220426_172506.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:41:23 2023 No.44849569 File: 735 KB, 1280x1808, 1696536718982902 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849555

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:41:25 2023 No.44849570 >>44849524 Not my sea brined bacon, it was getting seasoned by the ocean for later cooking!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:42:26 2023 No.44849573 >>44849569 where monster girl?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:46:43 2023 No.44849603 File: 362 KB, 2824x2824, 1682376874281.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849573 Right here!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:51:03 2023 No.44849629 File: 1.20 MB, 1450x2048, 1696537653832743.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:51:30 2023 No.44849635 >>44848802 There's nothing good to say about her, and she couldn't force me to say something nice if she tried.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:52:30 2023 No.44849640 File: 72 KB, 853x766, 1696439778934840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:54:15 2023 No.44849647 File: 1.64 MB, 3319x1611, 1696446092919966.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think my guardian angel is defective.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:54:42 2023 No.44849653 >>44849629 >When the background is more interesting

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:55:39 2023 No.44849660 File: 487 KB, 784x587, IliasGood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849647 You are safe and loved.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:55:49 2023 No.44849661 >>44849640 Oh hey, someone left their mofu unatended here. Better to pick it up and return it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:56:39 2023 No.44849667 File: 75 KB, 642x939, need lamia kisses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:58:07 2023 No.44849677 File: 285 KB, 1200x1732, classy echidna.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 20:59:28 2023 No.44849684 File: 1.75 MB, 1764x1737, KakaoTalk_20211224_005448877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849667 Love em.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:01:26 2023 No.44849696 File: 362 KB, 1764x1764, 1650402662645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849667 >>44849684 wonderful snek

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:02:37 2023 No.44849705 File: 2.48 MB, 1546x1674, 102459174_p2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:06:53 2023 No.44849728 >>44849463 Kraken gang, are we going to take this?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:10:22 2023 No.44849744 File: 636 KB, 1730x2500, ENG019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849728 Hell no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:12:12 2023 No.44849751 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouhhXSnruJM

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:13:09 2023 No.44849757 File: 596 KB, 1600x1200, 27d2882af786f09fe3dab70a45d0055c11938ec9d21b42cfe9b4678bcd3c6e7d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849751 Heaven awaits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:14:27 2023 No.44849759 File: 317 KB, 1200x785, 88824425_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849757

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:17:39 2023 No.44849776 >>44849757 Remember; if an angel says she wants to show you "heaven on earth" that just means she's going to hug you and put your head in her cleavage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:26:17 2023 No.44849796 >>44849667 Cute snek >>44849696 Sexy snek >>44849705 Sexed snek

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:37:04 2023 No.44849844 >>44844136 mob Kiki is doing something to me

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:39:01 2023 No.44849853 File: 377 KB, 789x955, 1ffe0d2d824907066f19eaca68a79bca6ce0f289c1410b0bcd3aac42f48eca4e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:40:38 2023 No.44849865 File: 814 KB, 2639x2268, 1645394058608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849853

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:43:16 2023 No.44849880 >>44849844 >mob Kiki shuffling around and happily humming as she works >meanwhile anon is resisting the urge to scoop her up right there an then

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:45:30 2023 No.44849892 I am Death, I am Chaos!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:45:52 2023 No.44849893 >>44844136 ????

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:46:28 2023 No.44849901 >Go to the monster girl world >Look in a mirror >Your face has been mob'd

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:55:07 2023 No.44849945 File: 1.35 MB, 1378x2039, 101631944_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:56:12 2023 No.44849956 File: 154 KB, 960x540, 1695850836678130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:58:11 2023 No.44849971 File: 460 KB, 1465x1037, ClipboardImage.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:58:37 2023 No.44849978 >>44849956 I thought it was a Christmas outfit for a second.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:59:38 2023 No.44849985 >>44849971 >bunkershit

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 21:59:44 2023 No.44849986 >>44849880 The Sabbath doesn’t want you to know this, but the Kikis at the park are free. You can take them home. I have 4 Kikis.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:00:28 2023 No.44849994 Multiple tails are cumbersome and akward. Fact.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:08:32 2023 No.44850044 >>44849994 Yeah, that's why i help my wife groom them every single day. It's arduous work but so very worth it.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:19:42 2023 No.44850114

>>44849047
Mamano Springers host would be a Danuki, Anon gets brought out as a spectacle as the husband of a bicorn and 10 other monsters and all are expecting, of course their is chaos and arguments but it is eventually resolved through a japanese style game show with a multi million shekel prize and a happy ending to anon and his wives moving in together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:23:00 2023 No.44850143 >>44850044 >Wife thinks she's imposing upon you but you're being nice >She doesn't realize this is the only way you can hide your near crippling mofu addiction

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:26:12 2023 No.44850170 File: 47 KB, 1029x769, 2c550c4e323a618d765c0d3ad2467906afbb385e1cdb5ceacc70fa6128ab61c0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849994 Makes sense to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:30:30 2023 No.44850207 File: 122 KB, 653x571, 1679425111989494.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850143 It's not an addiction. I can stop anytime i want. The thing is, i don't want to stop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:43:34 2023 No.44850303 What do dormice do while awake?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:45:57 2023 No.44850322 >>44850303 Bathe in teapots.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:48:40 2023 No.44850341 >>44850303 They go to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:50:50 2023 No.44850349 >>44850207 If you grabbed the ball, would your hands just sink into it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:55:39 2023 No.44850370 File: 657 KB, 1645x1000, EnQdDWAVQAAyGix.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850207 That's what they all say.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 22:57:35 2023 No.44850380 >>44850370 >Who be the man behind the mask?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:05:32 2023 No.44850439 >>44850380 That's not a mask. It's an anti-rape suit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:06:01 2023 No.44850446 File: 76 KB, 690x792, F7ZlMI1WwAAG4rh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:08:10 2023 No.44850463 >>44850446 This fox could be from anything.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:13:09 2023 No.44850492 File: 62 KB, 300x300, __medusa_monster_girl_encyclopedia_and_1_more_drawn_by_exet__65e41bf98652640cbeace3f6d673c43d.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] at first i was afraid i was petrified

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:15:18 2023 No.44850502 >>44850463 >Manjuu She's from Azur Lane, but I'm not sure which fox she is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:15:49 2023 No.44850504 >>44850492 but then i got rock hard and that's how you guys were born >Anon to his kids after he got hard after seeing their mom

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:16:04 2023 No.44850507 >>44850492 All lamias deserve to be manhandled like rattlesnakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:16:40 2023 No.44850513 File: 307 KB, 905x1280, 4d4338d71e2b4754af9adfc0202546e9e25b77d0725fc79b9f6bd93eb48561b8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850502 They're all the same in the end.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:18:55 2023 No.44850527 File: 1.00 MB, 992x1442, 99938450_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850502 >>44850513 >>44850463 That's Shinano.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:19:43 2023 No.44850532 >>44850507 All lamias deserve to be held by the man they affectionately call thier "space heater"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:19:51 2023 No.44850534 File: 248 KB, 700x611, 6H58rvM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850207 I know what exactly you mean. I can't get enough of my wife's hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:21:46 2023 No.44850540 File: 210 KB, 1000x1414, FukaPX9agAAgoZ_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850439 Clearly it's not working very well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:22:11 2023 No.44850543 >>44850532 Yes, they deserve to be held affectionately, but like rattlesnakes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:23:02 2023 No.44850545 File: 829 KB, 1440x1680, F7kjN1PakAAxhfI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44849757 oh god she's going cross pupiled

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:30:37 2023 No.44850575 File: 62 KB, 389x491, 5t.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850492 why so many madusas?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:31:04 2023 No.44850577 File: 1006 KB, 2646x3679, F7fqbjJaQAA8_tx.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:33:39 2023 No.44850590 File: 1.82 MB, 1833x1571, 96796334_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850575 IS THAT

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:42:22 2023 No.44850633 File: 1.61 MB, 1433x2023, 108989502_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:44:38 2023 No.44850646 >>44849985 Why even care where it came from?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:44:48 2023 No.44850649 File: 147 KB, 408x484, 1636643906909.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lilims have excellent drip.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:48:43 2023 No.44850669 >>44850649 do you think it's harder to get dark matter or gazer goo out of your carpet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:51:18 2023 No.44850685 >>44850669 Miss Gazer would never drip her goo on any carpet. Miss Gazer is a perfect houseguest. Miss Gazer is a kind, beautiful woman and is always perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:56:39 2023 No.44850704 >>44850545 Angels are plump girls. And all I have to do to make her happy is retake Byzantium.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:56:41 2023 No.44850705 File: 71 KB, 988x1058, 1692809447371027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you guys like dark elves, I feel like there's only two people here who like em.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:58:15 2023 No.44850714 >>44850705 i do feel like they get unfairly maligned by peoples preconceptions of femdom a lot. i wouldn't be too upset with one but i could do better

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:59:03 2023 No.44850720 >>44850705 I don't care for them.

Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:59:26 2023 No.44850723

>>44850534
Honestly taking care of your wife's body (in a non sexual way) is nice. It's a relaxed time for bonding and you get to explore every favorite part of her body without the urgency of arousal. Spending time perfecting every nook and crany of her body, making her more beautiful while servicing her gently like a good husband is a dream.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 23:59:43 2023 No.44850726 >>44850705 I like the rapebait anime brown elf kind of dark elves

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:01:32 2023 No.44850737 File: 237 KB, 1200x1800, ea7c8e328258625ca7f7c8968284ca03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like my dark elves being edgy underground while worshiping spiders and setting up matriarchies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:02:55 2023 No.44850746 >>44850705 I'd be fine with RAPEY THE RAPE ELF in like, a doujin or something where she sadomasochistically hunts down and rapes the shit out of a cute shota. But I'm not really into that kinda thing for myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:03:19 2023 No.44850750 >>44850723 How do you expect it to be in a non sexual way if every time you do so you will pop a massive boner for your wife?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:05:20 2023 No.44850759 >>44850746 Hard femdom is a pretty hard sell even if it's the only thing that can get me off sometimes. I don't really like the idea of being whipped much

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:05:46 2023 No.44850763 >>44850705 I like elves and I like brown girls but I'm also not a masochist and wouldn't want to fuck my actual child so no.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:06:10 2023 No.44850769 File: 2.93 MB, 400x372, 12dc8f2466a44d9d99a2473729169f36.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850685 It's true! Just look at her, she's so cute and perfect. Just uhhh...look and...sex the monoeye...lovegazerlovegazerlovegazer

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:09:08 2023 No.44850778 File: 823 KB, 3605x3190, F2qFoqvWMAAMR7N.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Assorted Vulpes of different cultures and nations. Take your pick, and what's your reason for choosing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:09:10 2023 No.44850779 >>44850705 I play DEldar in 40K, and Dark Elves aren't even in my top 20 mamono species.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:09:41 2023 No.44850780 >>44850750 Well it certainly gets erotic when nude, or when i take a whiff of her scent, but the combing and groomimg itself isn't necessarily sexual in nature, even if it leads to it most of the time.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:10:36 2023 No.44850787 File: 213 KB, 850x1266, sample_af1ecc107da78f13821498fd201ca75c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850778 I pick the yandere terrorist fox from a Japanese high school in cyberpurgatory.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:11:19 2023 No.44850790 File: 982 KB, 1600x2400, 67874523_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850746 hey guys i think Rapey is just misunderstood

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:11:29 2023 No.44850792 >>44850705 I could probably enjoy the s&m play, but I'm not sure I'd like it to be a common occurrence. Also incest is a hard no for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:12:35 2023 No.44850801 >>44850778 i like the one with the rouge eyeliner

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:13:33 2023 No.44850805 >>44850787 This fox makes me feel funny.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:15:07 2023 No.44850811 >>44850779 Cool do you want a cookie?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:18:59 2023 No.44850828 Am I the only guy who thinks that they are genuinely more terrifying that way?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:19:30 2023 No.44850830 >>44850811 ye

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:21:29 2023 No.44850842 File: 524 KB, 691x1065, Episode Lap Pillow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850778 There's only one choice for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:23:57 2023 No.44850856 imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:26:55 2023 No.44850873 File: 477 KB, 1040x1200, f5918ded8689b2839f19abe2cdb83c784de05f4786bb3f592c5a9dd2ff8e5141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850856 Babe, you take my breath away.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:28:01 2023 No.44850880 File: 1.53 MB, 4724x7036, 112226669_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850787 >sample

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:29:14 2023 No.44850884 File: 1.29 MB, 850x1233, Gazer - The Wedding.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850769 She's pure waifu material all right.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:29:44 2023 No.44850886 File: 75 KB, 1082x697, Pharaoh.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How many people have Pharaoh as their top pick? Also Sumerian/Assyrian MG's when?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:30:52 2023 No.44850893 >>44850886 isn't ms girtablilu?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:31:26 2023 No.44850897 >>44850842 I'm shocked they are willing to show that much of his head.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:35:07 2023 No.44850911 File: 377 KB, 1000x928, utwsa21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44850723 It really is very nice. Very calm and relaxing. And of course swapping place so she'll service you gently too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:44:40 2023 No.44850945 >>44850705 I'm a delf enjoyer

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:45:09 2023 No.44850948 File: 2.75 MB, 1860x1560, 5_SISTER_FINAL.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:46:40 2023 No.44850957 >>44850893 I feel very bad for forgetting her. And technically Lilims are inspired by "Lilitu" or female spirits/demons. Still, I want to see a Uridimmu girl or a Lamassu girl.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:47:38 2023 No.44850964 >>44849744 Grimsby please...

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:48:31 2023 No.44850973 >>44850957 Sylphs are arguably closer to Lilitu than Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:51:33 2023 No.44850988 >using your salamander wife as a campfire after a long day travelling >throwing her in lakes for a poor mans hot spring >watching her sword melt in her hands making her easy bait for slime monsters to get at her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:56:18 2023 No.44851003 File: 921 KB, 5600x5800, Ganyu Mermaid1smile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:58:48 2023 No.44851017 >tfw ywn wake as a shota servant of an old and creepy vampire that likes to pinch your ass and molest you while she talks to the rest of her friends who are single

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:59:22 2023 No.44851021 >>44851017 why do they call it a blood bag when you have almost none left?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 00:59:50 2023 No.44851024 File: 360 KB, 2048x1293, usa37107692_cerberus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:00:07 2023 No.44851026

>>44850705
Overhated, not really into BDSM but I probably wouldn’t mind being owned by one after awhile. The incest’s a bigger turn-off, but I feel like it’s ignorable since it could be universally applied to any monster and KC was just hornier than usual when he wrote their profile, same deal with slimes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:00:56 2023 No.44851030 >>44851024 A harem where even paying attention to one girl is like paying attention to all of them

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:02:00 2023 No.44851034 >>44851021 they are dorks like that, all melodramatic and chunni to call their husband that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:03:47 2023 No.44851044 >>44850705 Not too much into the BDSM side of things but they tick literally every other box of fetishes that I have. Then again I could get into the BDSM side of things if its literally all love taps and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:04:27 2023 No.44851049 >>44850973 Yeah I suppose your right, I forgot to consider that Lilim by definition was not a word until I want to say Bronze Age Canaan was a thing. That and didn't the Sumerians see them as wind demons that stole the breath?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:04:45 2023 No.44851052 Are you a tits guy or an ass guy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:04:58 2023 No.44851055 >>44850873 His spirit lives on. RIP you glorious bastard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:05:05 2023 No.44851057 >>44851052 Tits

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:05:47 2023 No.44851061 >>44851055 RIP?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:06:36 2023 No.44851066 >>44851052 I will always be both no matter the size, unless it's just fat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:06:47 2023 No.44851069 >>44851061 Didn't he an hero?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:07:31 2023 No.44851075 >>44851044 >marry dark elf >you've got a perfectly normal relationship >she just insists that you're her slave and ties you to the bed a lot

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:08:04 2023 No.44851078 File: 988 KB, 1758x2400, F7tqKTKaYAA_G2L.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:08:28 2023 No.44851080 >>44851069 extremely unlikely.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:10:35 2023 No.44851093 >>44850705 I like the comic that guy did of that one dark elf from that famous elf rape sereis getting isekai'd into the modern world but then having a lovey dovey relationship with a normal guy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:10:36 2023 No.44851094 >>44851055 No matter how many times you act like a huge faggot simping for an obnoxious shitposter, nobody here will consider that the norm and will remember him as a huge faggot if he's even remembered.

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:11:05 2023 No.44851098
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>>44851075
>the only time the whip comes out is in public to seem normal
>In bed she tries to be dominate but always goes sub before you even insert it
>Has to ask you to be more submissive so her friends don't laugh at her
>is genuinely embarrassed to wear the skimpy bdsm outfit around but puts up with it
>is flabbergasted with how comfortable you are in it
>tell her its just like wearing a swimsuit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:11:34 2023 No.44851101 File: 2.92 MB, 1080x640, 1696554244958900.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44840546

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:12:58 2023 No.44851107 >>44851049 The earliest record, I believe, is in the Enuma Elish, where seven wind demonesses assist Marduk in binding the dragons.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:13:09 2023 No.44851108 >>44851094 He was alright.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:13:59 2023 No.44851114 >>44851052 Small, round breasts and ass, although the latter turns me on more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:14:10 2023 No.44851117 >>44851094 I liked him

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:14:20 2023 No.44851120 >>44851108 he was an obnoxious fetishist at the best of times, no better than foot fags

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:14:35 2023 No.44851123 >>44851094 That's just you, bud. We all recognize that man had SOVL

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:14:39 2023 No.44851124 >>44851108 He wasn't, and neither are you. Fuck off retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:15:10 2023 No.44851126 >>44851094 >breathfag still living in anon's head rent free

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:15:48 2023 No.44851131 And here come the raidfaggots, there really was a suspicious amount of gachashit being posted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:17:10 2023 No.44851142 >if people disagree with me it's a raid And here come the schizofags

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:18:30 2023 No.44851151 >>44851131 >>44851142 Truly a match made in heaven. They feed off each other so well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:20:24 2023 No.44851163 File: 393 KB, 1024x1280, Lim yes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44851142 >>if people disagree with me it's a raid

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:22:51 2023 No.44851176 File: 115 KB, 850x1202, sample_68cdeef376e2ee97732d5119fb047d10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44851107 Marduk "killing" Tiamat and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race. Return to primordial ooze.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:27:05 2023 No.44851200 >>44851094 There you go pretending to speak for everyone again. You need to stop larping. Breathfag was no different than anyone else. We have have plenty of vocal anons with waifus and other fetishes. As long as they don't spam I don't care.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:28:03 2023 No.44851206 >>44851200 For a while gazerfag was going every night.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:28:24 2023 No.44851211 File: 1008 KB, 1785x1370, Fhl-GjtakAA_Aih.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:29:45 2023 No.44851220 >>44851206 Gazer-fag also didn't have a niche fetish that he was spamming

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:29:51 2023 No.44851222 >>44851211 looks like your house is infested with elves gain anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:31:06 2023 No.44851230 >>44851200 Yeah, I do agree. I sometimes make samey haremposts, but usually only once every few threads or so. I usually just lurk or try to spark stuff about other girls. It's better to keep threads fresh.

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:32:15 2023 No.44851238

>>44851206
>>44851230
We have the keg and demon lovers. Sandworm. Hellhound. Several others.
Pretty vocal fetishes for lipstick, feet, corruption, and other random stuff.
If it makes anons happy for a bit and the thread isn't derailed then it's fine. We're supposed to be having a good time and escaping reality for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:32:28 2023 No.44851242 >>44851230 Yeah. That's why I keep posting gachas and other girls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:33:34 2023 No.44851249 >>44851176 Anon... >>44846328

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:35:02 2023 No.44851259

>>44851242
Honestly, i've really like the balance of gacha art with everything else over the last few days. i'm seeing a lot of stuff I've never seen before and things feel more fresh. I also think it's encouraged anons to dig up some older or less used MGE stuff for posting too, as I'm not seeing as many of the really tired ones (not that there's anything wrong with some cozy favorites).

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:38:09 2023 No.44851273
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>>44851259
So long as the design or character is discussed within the concept of the thread, I don't see an issue with gacha here. Pic related finally got me to understand the appeal of dryads.

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:39:41 2023 No.44851289
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>>44851259
There was a post a few nights back pointing out anon was pissed about the "repetitive spam" that had been posted once before while ignoring a few mge posts that had been posted 40 times in the last year.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:41:52 2023 No.44851306 >>44851238 >We have the keg (...) lovers I know what you meant here, so it made imagine a demolitions expert kej which got a chuckle out of me

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:43:36 2023 No.44851317

>>44851289
I saw that. I know that my favorite demon and yeti images have been posted way more than 40 times and nobody bats an eye. It's about balance and letting all the anons have their turn. If I don't care for what's being discussed I find something else to do.
But with that, let's go back to talking about monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:45:58 2023 No.44851332 >>44851306 >"If I was a bad demonwoman then I would be dead now wouldn't I?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:50:31 2023 No.44851349 commence gachafox

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:50:40 2023 No.44851350 >>44851273 nahida art is a lot better than nahida herself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:52:07 2023 No.44851360 File: 138 KB, 668x2048, Kitsune - Mofu Shark.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44851349 Careful! They're infested!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:52:50 2023 No.44851362 File: 173 KB, 990x1580, F7gxpOYaUAAQwDC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44851349 does it ever stop?

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:53:20 2023 No.44851363

>>44851317
>>44851273
>But with that, let's go back to talking about monstergirls.
Imagine a dryad being able to uproot herself from the ground; still attached to the tree. Then, walking around like some kind of tree mech thats even bigger if she has a husband.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:56:16 2023 No.44851382 File: 749 KB, 1777x1472, 88000857_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44851360 That's a wolf.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:58:09 2023 No.44851398 File: 304 KB, 800x1200, Ed5lc97VoAA_02n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44851349

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 01:58:17 2023 No.44851399

What do you call an invisible wolfgirl? A Wherewolf!
What do you call an invisible wolfgirl after she just jerked you off onto her face? A Therewolf!
What do you call a merchant wolfgirl? A Warewolf!
What do you call a merchant wolfgirl at a festival? A Fairwolf!
What do you call a wolfgirl who is the runt of her litter? A Sparewolf!
What do you call a nurse wolfgirl? A Carewolf!
What do you call a wolfgirl in heat? A Marewolf!
What do you call a strongfat wolfgirl? A Bearwolf!
What do you call wolfgirl crossed with a Kej? A Hairwolf
What do you call a Kuudere wolfgirl? A Starewolf!
What do you call a shiny wolfgirl? A Rarewolf!
What do you call a subby wolfgirl? A Chairwolf!
What do you call a hikkineet wolfgirl? A Lairwolf!
What do you call the alpha wolfgirl of your packharem? A Sharewolf!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:00:12 2023 No.44851410 File: 17 KB, 137x208, 1667001060703661.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44851399 Wolf hours have reached their climax

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:00:45 2023 No.44851416 File: 386 KB, 2588x3502, dog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44851399 You would make Cheshy proud.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:01:08 2023 No.44851418 >>44851332 Sunglasses and an oversized cigar are mandatory.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:02:33 2023 No.44851426 >>44851249 I feel....defeated.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:02:44 2023 No.44851429 >>44851418 Nah, whiskey and eyepatch

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:03:33 2023 No.44851432 >>44851289 I'm playing through Blight right now. It's fun, it's really hitting all the right vibes for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:03:57 2023 No.44851435 >>44851429 Maybe a scottish accent too?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:05:01 2023 No.44851440 >>44851435 Potentially

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:06:05 2023 No.44851444 >>44851435 >>44851440 >Gazer Demowoman >Huge eyepatch on her big eye >Uses the rest of her small eyes to see

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:07:22 2023 No.44851452 >>44851416 the heart on the cheek made this chesh look like she had the anime mouth corner that denotes a character as being elderly

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:11:05 2023 No.44851470 Cheshire is a vagrant, a hoodlums, a ne'er-do-well and rapscallion. She should be thrown in the stockade and have water sprayed at her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:11:58 2023 No.44851477 >>44851399 A few of these got a chuckle out of me. But I'm surprised you forgot: What do you call a wolfgirl who likes to curse? A swearwolf

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:14:04 2023 No.44851490 How the hell do you recover from creative burn out?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:14:38 2023 No.44851492 >>44851470 How would you even keep Cheshy confined unless she actually wanted to be there. She is like Otis, can let her self in and out of jail as she wishes.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:15:23 2023 No.44851494 >>44851444 Alternatively she has an eyepatch on all of her small eyes but not the big one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:15:25 2023 No.44851495 >>44851490 Cry a bunch and drink. It's not working that well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:15:36 2023 No.44851496 >>44851470 If a Cheshire is in a stockade, it's because she's into a guy who will be passing by while she's there, and she has it on good authority that he has a "stuck in wall" fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:17:39 2023 No.44851505 >>44851477 I am ashamed

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:18:15 2023 No.44851507 >>44851494 That also works and may be funnier

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:19:05 2023 No.44851510 I also forgot that a nudist wolfgirl is a Barewolf!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:19:21 2023 No.44851513 File: 2.34 MB, 2813x1926, 1696085299547629.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:20:43 2023 No.44851519 >>44851496 Anon, that's a pillory.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:21:05 2023 No.44851521 Tamamo is superior

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:21:50 2023 No.44851526 >>44851519 getting pilloried in ghoulberg

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:22:21 2023 No.44851529 File: 570 KB, 980x1133, tamamo5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44851521 of course

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:22:40 2023 No.44851531 >>44851519 Yes. And a girl being in a pillory satisfies a lot of the same things as the stuck-in-wall porn trope.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:22:49 2023 No.44851535 How have I arrived here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:23:28 2023 No.44851539 >>44851531 I want to be the one stuck in the wall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:23:41 2023 No.44851541 >>44851535 The prototype portal generator is working!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:23:53 2023 No.44851542 >>44851535 Gremlins

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:24:18 2023 No.44851546 >>44851535 Sex

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:27:52 2023 No.44851562 >>44851535 GET OUT

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:28:43 2023 No.44851564 File: 193 KB, 432x361, 1696559301082257.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] all the eggs anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:29:12 2023 No.44851567 >>44851564 do I jizz over them, or...?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:29:20 2023 No.44851571 imagine waking up in the fungus kingdom

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:30:28 2023 No.44851574 >>44851571 ms hatter gave me a lot of quests

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:31:56 2023 No.44851581 >>44851571 I wouldn't mind; Gus is a pretty fun bloke

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:32:23 2023 No.44851583 >>44851567 think of it as given a facial to all your daughters

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:32:29 2023 No.44851584 >>44851574 i liked ms mycoid, shes real cute and rather bouncy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:33:44 2023 No.44851592 >>44851583 No escaping the incest.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:34:41 2023 No.44851597 >>44851584 I Hear if you close a door real quick after bouncing her off a wall she'll achieve backwards longjump levels of speed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:36:24 2023 No.44851607 >>44851597 >Mycoid getting a husband any% >Cute little "yahoo"s can be heard as she bounces along.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:37:41 2023 No.44851614 >>44851607 >Anon hears increasingly loud bouncing sounds coming from his closet. >House is shaking, door is creaking >Opens it just to get hit with a mycanoid going absurdly fast. >She doesn't even explain how she got in there.

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:37:41 2023 No.44851615
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>>44851574
>finish all quests
>ms. hatter gives you her secret quest
>help her change her title from ms to mrs
>the first clue is in her bedroom
>make sure to drink her power up tea
think you can handle this difficult quest?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:40:35 2023 No.44851634 >>44851614 >She stares at you, completely serious countenance >"A mating press is a mating press. You can't say its only half."

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:40:35 2023 No.44851633 >>44840688 i can't see how you thought this was okay. The breasts look deflated at best.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:42:07 2023 No.44851641 >>44851615 man, hatters are too damn good

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:42:12 2023 No.44851643 >>44851634 Smug mush, needs bounce correction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:44:23 2023 No.44851653 >>44851529 How can something be so terrifying yet so cute at the same time

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:45:11 2023 No.44851659 >>44851643 >tell her she needs bounce correction >she gets horny at the thought of bouncy on your lap >gets not so horny when you bounce her like a basketball and play hoops with her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:45:57 2023 No.44851665 >>44851633 well i felt the same but it was already done. i need more breast studies

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:49:09 2023 No.44851690 >>44851659 >"Anon, when you said we were going to slam and jam, this isn't what I thought you meant." >'Shush, I gotta pull a sick chaos dunk.'

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:49:16 2023 No.44851692 >>44851665 see >>44847863 for an example.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:50:09 2023 No.44851696 good night anons

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:51:45 2023 No.44851705 >>44851696 I don't want a good night I want an evil night

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:52:06 2023 No.44851706 >>44851690 >space jam starts playing in the background >mycoid wonders where this music is coming from >anon goes for the dunk >anon:"This is for you Michael!" >mycoid:"?????"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:53:10 2023 No.44851713 >>44851706 >a Cheshire wipes her eyes >it must be raining

Anonymous Fri Oct 6 02:59:38 2023 No.44851740

>>44851706
>>44851713
>"Do it Anon! Do the forbidden jam!"
>The song warps, sky darkens, and lightning strikes the earth as he jumps higher than ever.
>An alarm sounds as he spins and flips, mycanoid in hand.
>"No!" Shouts the Kakuen "You have to stop him! Its the forbidden slam jam!"
>Anon dunks the mycanoid with such force that the park is obliterated all while the Cheshire cat watches with glee.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:05:47 2023 No.44851804 which mycoid shroom typed would be reall common

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:12:22 2023 No.44851852 is a portabello or a chicken of the wood better mycaniod?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:14:22 2023 No.44851873 >>44851852 giant puffball

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:17:30 2023 No.44851905 >>44851852 the drug ones >mycaniod gives anon a lap pillow as he hallucinates after giving her a french kiss

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:21:39 2023 No.44851956 File: 53 KB, 367x511, 1694574762319420.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I keep pressing the button but nothing is happening.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:22:40 2023 No.44851964 >>44851873 imagine how soft and pudgy they'd be >>44851905 >tfw ur wife is a controlled symtops

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:23:31 2023 No.44851970 File: 277 KB, 780x1035, 1680784278731110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44851956 Stop anon! They're piling up in the other room!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:25:29 2023 No.44851982 >>44851956 you had location off

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:35:24 2023 No.44852037 File: 393 KB, 1200x1750, 1607125836881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:36:28 2023 No.44852047 File: 103 KB, 752x1062, F3lPwHDXMAAI9z3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:37:51 2023 No.44852062 File: 523 KB, 1200x1600, 1533013195039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How to stop loving ancient evils? Keep digging up spooky ruins to crack open evil seals

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:39:30 2023 No.44852068 >>44851643 Mycoid hag with a huge bouncy ass…

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:40:22 2023 No.44852073 >>44852068 Beware that hipcheck because you're going to get smacked.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:41:03 2023 No.44852080 >>44852073 Almost as dangerous as Plesioth-chan's hipcheck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:47:55 2023 No.44852128 >>44852080 Anon is in danger

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:49:38 2023 No.44852139 >>44852062 i thought there'd be a lock, or a puzzle or something but it's always several rounds of unsealing paizuri

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:56:53 2023 No.44852182 >>44852139 >a lock >it's just one of those 3 digit code locks >you can see the sticky note with the code since the guards are lazy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:57:37 2023 No.44852188 File: 252 KB, 1200x1010, FI6E8UpXwAEfs7J.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Once you take the Dragonia pill, you can never go back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:59:20 2023 No.44852201 ....God I hate that the people who share my love of Warhammer are idiots.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:03:50 2023 No.44852234 File: 272 KB, 1000x1000, 1459921286406.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cow is best wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:04:09 2023 No.44852235 Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread. Instead, remember that now is the time of year where beastgirls start getting fluffier. The winter coat of a rata means she's going max mofu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:06:20 2023 No.44852246 >>44852234 you mean breast wife

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:06:21 2023 No.44852247 File: 1015 KB, 2288x1038, 1618279009143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44852235 That's when you tackle their mofo for comfy

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:11:31 2023 No.44852270 File: 39 KB, 1200x675, 1626826691469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44852235 >start getting fluffier even ushis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:16:25 2023 No.44852299 >>44852235 >winter comes >weresheep achieves maximum floof >Anon snuggles up to his wife and begins his hibernation

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:20:00 2023 No.44852326 >>44852270 I must not snuggle the flushie

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 04:20:38 2023 No.44852329 HUMANITY FIRST! HUMANITY FIRST! HUMANITY FIRST! HUMANITY FIRST! HUMANITY FIRST! HUMANITY FIRST! HUMANITY FIRST! HUMANITY FIRST! HUMANITY FIRST! HUMANITY FIRST! HUMANITY FIRST! HUMANITY FIRST! HUMANITY FIRST! DOWN WITH THE DEMON REALMS!!!

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