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Shohei Ohtani Anonymous Tue Oct 3 07:11:36 2023 No.44824932 [Reply] [Original]

Which 2hus could he beat?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 07:41:55 2023 No.44825043 sumireko at least

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 09:24:12 2023 No.44825439 >>44824932 Tenshi of Anaheim

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 3 10:25:43 2023 No.44825711 >>44824932 Shitpost 3DPD off-topic troll thread reported against US law so pedo shit tranny fucks mods do their fucking job for once

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 07:06:47 2023 No.44834244 >>44825043 But she has a gun...

Anonymous Wed Oct 4 13:00:58 2023 No.44836548

I am not gay, but I would like to live in a log cabin in the woods with Shohei Otani. We would never have sex. But as he cuts wood with his buttocks tight, his gradually sweating naked upper body, I secretly kindle a fire in my loins as I watch from the kitchen window. I would masturbate up the stairs. I try desperately to imagine a woman's body, trying to get Shohei out of my head, but I know it is pointless. Eventually I will not be able to climax. Then I will return downstairs feeling angry and sad. At times we will look at each other through the table. In those moments, we would put the lid on our own innermost feelings, with no time to find joy, and then we would each go back to what we were doing. One day one of us dies and another buries him outside the log cabin. Then he will write a little poem to his departed friend and then kill himself, having found no reason to live without true platonic love.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 19:30:26 2023 No.44839553 File: 48 KB, 512x485, c56b81585c06abfe737d19f87d4eb3d5ae27b9c9r1-719-682v2_00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44824932 Any of them. As in beating them off. He looks like can hold a futa cock rather firmly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 19:45:58 2023 No.44839699 >>44824932 Shitpost 3DPD off-topic troll thread reported against US law so pedo shit tranny fucks mods do their fucking job for once

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 19:48:38 2023 No.44839716 >>44824932 I don't know, but he could beat Sallyfag.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 19:59:26 2023 No.44839851 File: 69 KB, 1200x630, sally01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 20:11:34 2023 No.44839940 >>44839851 *Queef

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 4 20:29:19 2023 No.44840079 >>44839699 lol shut up faggot kys irl

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 5 10:28:59 2023 No.44844759 >>44836548 oh thank god this is a copypasta i thought you wrote this yourself

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 03:02:05 2023 No.44851765 i love baseball!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 11:51:52 2023 No.44854770 >>44824932 Shitpost 3DPD off-topic troll thread reported against US law so pedo shit tranny fucks mods do their fucking job for once

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 19:37:17 2023 No.44859063 >>44824932 Shitpost 3DPD off-topic troll thread reported against US law so pedo shit tranny fucks mods do their fucking job for once

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 6 23:01:25 2023 No.44860343 >>44824932 Baseball thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 13:14:43 2023 No.44865717 >>44824932 Shitpost 3DPD off-topic troll thread reported against US law so pedo shit tranny fucks mods do their fucking job for once

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 14:16:18 2023 No.44866208 >>44834244 He'd just deflect the bullets with his bat.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 15:15:16 2023 No.44866618 >>44865717 *Queef

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 20:53:00 2023 No.44868722 >>44860343 >>44851765 Who do /jp/sies follow in the Major League? I know one guy is a Phillies fan

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 7 20:58:25 2023 No.44868762 >>44868722 a jaypee anon following the major instead of the central should seppuku himself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 07:16:48 2023 No.44872198 File: 741 KB, 3000x3500, __reisen_udongein_inaba_touhou_and_2_more_drawn_by_hippppodraw__e601f12ed081f12f2e5bbda57785fd93.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44860343 2hu baseball thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 20:56:44 2023 No.44878460 >>44824932 Shitpost 3DPD off-topic troll thread reported against US law so pedo shit tranny fucks mods do their fucking job for once

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 21:26:18 2023 No.44878660 >>44868762 Ok, so are you a Tigers or Giants fan?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 8 22:48:15 2023 No.44879430 >>44878660 i like the carps. fishes are cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 08:22:26 2023 No.44882726 >>44872198 she would be a pitcher not a batter, she would finger gun the pitches

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 9 21:18:24 2023 No.44887935 >>44824932 Shitpost 3DPD off-topic troll thread reported against US law so pedo shit tranny fucks mods do their fucking job for once

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 10 01:00:26 2023 No.44889239 File: 174 KB, 1200x1200, __junko_touhou_drawn_by_kikoka_mizuumi__93984e4936cd99d7d07ad3dcae02c04f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Junko is a team player

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