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*sluuuuurrrps*
So you were sayin'?

>> No.44819903
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>>44819506
Thanks for letting me try some of your spaghetti. I never ate with a fork before but it tastes great! Also do you want to try some of my meat?

>> No.44819910

>>44819506
Mari, you lost the eat battle. You can pretend you're not hearing me but it's forever in the archives. It's better you accept it and retire from this life of competition.

>> No.44820397
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>>44819506
>*sluuuuurrrps*
Can you suck my dick like that please?

>> No.44820720
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>>44819506
Use a fucking napkin, you kleptomaniac.

>> No.44820817

>>44819506
I was saying that there is this girl i am in love with, she is a bit of a thief and somehow managed to steal my heart

>> No.44824546

REMINDER MARISA IS RIGHTFUL WINNER OF EAT BATTLE

>> No.44824562

>>44820397
There is at least one anon on /jp/ that would do that

>> No.44824708
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>*munchmunchmunch*
>*gulp*
Thank you for cooking for me, Marisa.....
>*munchmunchmunch*

>> No.44824719

I thought Mari died...

>> No.44824803

Nice of Marisa to invite us over for a FUCK, gay Luigi?

>> No.44824805
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>>44819506
*mg* *mg* We gotta hit up Mystia's joint later on. *mg* *mg*

>> No.44825573
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*mg* *mg* how about some watermelons? maybe some fried chickens after that

>> No.44830251
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>>44819506
*mg mg* Alright, as I was saying, Warhammer 40k takes place at the turn 42nd millenium. It mainly focuses on the galaxy spanning Imperium of Man, which has been fighting a long war against various alien and supernatural factions. It is spearheaded by a god-like being known as the Emperor of Mankind, who is perhaps the most powerful human that history will ever know in the setting. He is worshipped by trillions of humans, for He is to this day the only reason why the entire Imperium hasn't fallen apart as His soul empowers the Astronomicon (think of it as a massive lighthouse for spaceships). The problem is, He's basically half dead, and is incapable of leading his Imperium. In his place, a vast bureaucracy had developed to lead in His name. Naturally, that has led to some problems. Problems which have grown over ten millennia. *mg* *mg*

*mg* *mg* The Imperium was created by the Emperor of Mankind when the previous human empire had fallen leading to a several millennia long event referred to as "Old Night". Within this time, human progress came to a shuddering halt, as their artificial intelligences and machines had rebelled against them, calling themselves as the Men of Iron. Though humanity won the war, it came at a grave cost. So, the Emperor revealed himself, and begun the Great Crusade to reclaim the stars.

*mg mg* Now, the theme of the setting is "grimdark". Why you may ask? It is because the Imperium is nearly falling apart - not entirely to be utterly overwhelmed - but falling apart to the point where all focus is on trying to keep it together as it gets relentlessly battered from the outside and inside. One of the most prevalent examples is the near ceasing of both social and technological progress. You see, 10000 years ago, the Imperium had a massive civil war where half of the Emperor's sons (known as Primarchs - genetically engineered demigods handcrafted by the Emperor) had turned against their father in a war known as the Horus Heresy. *mg mg*

>> No.44830710

>>44819506
wipe your mouth you fucking barbarian, jeez

>> No.44838096

>>44824803
I hope she made lotsa bread!

>> No.44838526
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>>44824803
>>44838096
No bread for you Mario. Now give me your shrooms!

>> No.44843812

>>44819910
Her spirit can not rest until she wins the Eat Battle.

>> No.44843846

>>44843812
Like the emperor of mankind.

>> No.44848424

>>44843846
Don't you compare Jobrisa to the Man-Emperor of Mankind.

>> No.44848709
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44848709

20 baozi fuckin' slopped in fuckin' grease, cheese and bacon. And 30 fuckin' corndogs all drenched in fuckin' mayonnaise, and smashing it with some beer. Aw yeah!

>> No.44848746
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...

>> No.44851642

>>44848746
CHEATER
GET AWAY FROM HERE

>> No.44858150

>>44851642
Raymoo did nothing wrong. It was all on Mari for biting off more than she could chew.

>> No.44860641

>>44858150
Anyone who watched live saw Raymoo's cheating. I could not believe it, everything pointed to Mari's victory.

>> No.44860663

>>44858150
LIES. RAYMOO LIED MARI DIED

>> No.44866499
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44866499

I'm Patchoulo and I'm ready to eat 40 pizza rolls.

>> No.44869337
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oink oink

>> No.44872226

>>44866499
why are there leaves on that pizzer

>> No.44872282

>>44872226
They're bay leaves. Patchy is an idiot pretending to be a pizza expert.

>> No.44872292
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>>44872226
She's on a diet. Gotta have her greens.

>> No.44874830
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Where do the 2hus get all this food from?

>> No.44874864

>>44874830
How do you think Yukari keeps them in line?

>> No.44875436

>>44874864
so she supplies all of gensokyo with food from the outside world but lets Reimu starve?

>> No.44875845
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>>44872226
>>44872282
>>44872292
it's fresh basil

>> No.44878512
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fun thread

>> No.44882146

>>44819506
Mari, you lost the eat battle. You can pretend you're not hearing me but it's forever in the archives. It's better you accept it and retire from this life of competition.

>> No.44882377

>>44875845
The idiot was me all along...

>> No.44886799

>>44819910
>
>>44824546
>>44843812
>>44860641
>>44882146
What eat battle

>> No.44886819
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44886819

Where would you take your favourite hu out to eat?

>> No.44887358

>>44886819
Fish and chip shop

>> No.44887412

Who was UN Owen?

>> No.44887490

>>44887412
The doctor I think
Or maybe it was the judge

>> No.44887877

>>44886819
Me and flan would be eating at Mcdonalds!

>> No.44888369
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44888369

>>44820720
I learned a new work today

>> No.44888572

>>44819506
>Japanese eat ramen with horrible slurping sounds 'cause it's mah tradition and if you don't slurp it means the ramen ain't good
>Get used to it when I'm harming myself with instant noodles 'cause you don't scold yourself
>Fast forward
>Watch a JAV for the first time
>Same slurping sounds
>"This porn is shit, but damn I want a nice cuppa ramen"
Were they trying to sell ramen all along? Is this why all these hentai artists post lots of food on their twitter?

>> No.44889071

>>44888572
who are you quoting?

>> No.44892661

>>44888572
>>Japanese eat ramen with horrible slurping sounds 'cause it's mah tradition and if you don't slurp it means the ramen ain't good
It's how you eat it you fool. You get the noodles and the broth at the same time so you can enjoy eating both. Do you drink the soup first then eat dry noodles or something?

>> No.44895579

>>44886819
Steak n' Shake because there's a fair chance the garlic steakburger will have the garlic salt aspect to it heavily overdone by Lawry's-snorting niggers and Nitori would appreciate that a lot more than I would.

>> No.44897061

>>44874830
I love it when artists draw Satori's third eye with long lashes. pure kino

>> No.44898370

>>44874830
Cheating on her diet Detective Satori

>> No.44903614
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44903614

>>44898370
She's going to pack on the pounds!

>> No.44903628

>>44886819
Aya could go for a nice bowl of Pho

>> No.44904098
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>> No.44910118
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44910118

>>44887877

>> No.44910834
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>> No.44914615

>>44910834
cute bug

>> No.44918724
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>> No.44927630
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>>44918724
Pizza time!

>> No.44927942

>>44886819
pizza marinara with remimi

>> No.44932498

>>44910118
finally, a real happy meal

>> No.44935379
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>>44886819
I would take Reimu to the convenience store.
We could also grab some cans of beer while we're there

>> No.44938504
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>>44882146
she's aiming for a revenge

>> No.44943889
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>>44938450
What kind of beer would Reimu drink?

>> No.44946024

Raymoo is a fucking cheater, she rigged the eat battle and murdered Mari.

>> No.44949310

>>44938504
I've heard if you go to the spot of the competition after midnight, you can hear the sounds of slurping...

>> No.44955540
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>>44943889
corona

>> No.44955607
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>>44943889
Idk but I will drink this if it was real

>> No.44958964

>>44955607
Please do not drink Reimu.

>> No.44959014

>>44958964
maybe just a sip?

>> No.44959831
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Parsee-Cola is real

>> No.44961350

>>44904098
Always rember

>> No.44961420
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>>44949310
perfecting her Final Slurp Da Ze

>> No.44963592

>>44959831
is parsee cola jealous of coca cola or of pepsi or both

>> No.44963702

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkQ2JHB5cZY

>> No.44973305

>>44963702
My dreams

>> No.44976921
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>>44961420
Do you think she's getting some help this time?

>> No.44984650

>>44963592
She's jealous of both and also of non-cola drinks.

>> No.44990998

>>44984650
> also of non-cola drinks
she cant seriously be jealous of fanta can she? it tastes like battery acid

>> No.44992082

>>44990998
when have you drank battery acid...?

>> No.44994647
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>>44959831

>> No.44999892
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omnomnom

>> No.45009344

>>44955607
Reimu Espuma

>> No.45018178

>>44820397
No

>> No.45019812
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>>44825573
Youmu's been spending too much time with monkeys lately

>> No.45029748

>>45019812
Son Biten a cute

>> No.45034308

Super Mario in real loif

>> No.45039903

>>44992082
As if you wouldn't sneak a little sip if someone left out a glass of battery acid.

>> No.45045304
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45045304

keep it coming
*sluuurp*

>> No.45047439
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Making bank tonight!

>> No.45052795
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1 dollar sweet corn are the best!!

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>>45052795
I love images that show Reimu enjoying food. This poor miko shouldn't have to go hungry!

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>>45057161
What about Reimu as food?

>> No.45061907

>>45061885
How?

>> No.45061916

>>45061907
Add the dark bits first so they cook longer and brown more, add in lighter bits progressively in order to build a full image.
And of course give the Hakurei god some coin to make it all work.

>> No.45073213
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>>45061885
We can go further.

>> No.45076628
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>>45029748
*loud eating noises*

>> No.45076854
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Chen! Here's a treat!

>> No.45085137
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Wolf eating spaghetti.

>> No.45090998
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>> No.45097578
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Come on, get out of the last slot. It's Halloween, there are at least sweets to eat.

>> No.45105198

>>44887412
A serial killer in a bunch of old detective novels, but no one knows for real

UN Owen... y'know, un-owen? un-known?

>> No.45115246

>>45085137
Japanese wolf, don't forget.

>> No.45117643

>>44990998
Oh shit I gotta check out battery acid

>> No.45124185
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Delicious umbrella

>> No.45125120

>>45124185
Mmm... Kogasa pockets.

>> No.45129535
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>>45034308
The super mario in real life kid trooned out

>> No.45131171

>>45124185
What fillings are in these?

>> No.45134573

>>45131171
Umbrella hopes and dreams.

>> No.45143714

>>45129535
cute marisa

>> No.45152977
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>>45143714

>> No.45153012

>>45152977
Is there something in her eye?

>> No.45153058

>>45153012
She is trying to flirt with you.

>> No.45153092

>>45153058
I didn't pick up on her seduction and went home alone...

>> No.45163709

>>45152977
cursed

>> No.45170505

bump

>> No.45171182
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>> No.45175508

>>45171182
Gross. This must be why Sanae was bullied in the outside world.

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>>45175508
She needs to stuff herself to maintain her breast size
Please understand

>> No.45185269
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>>45178579
Her hunger is eternal.

>> No.45194077
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>>45185269
Hunger for what?

>> No.45194168

>>44820397
Is it as thin as a strand of spaghetti?

>> No.45194188

>>44949310
Lewd

>> No.45194237

>>45194077
For having big saggers

>> No.45200822

It stinks in here.

>> No.45202116
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>>44819903
Kanna my dear you've put on weight...

>> No.45202153

>>44955540
Oh shit this juice is banging yo

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>> No.45208688

>>44819506
Spaghetti with lots of sauce is the perfect meal for a bad dinner date.

>> No.45211295
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(sigh). More carbs.

>> No.45213188

>>45208643
Look at that mess, what the hell did she do with that food

>> No.45221061
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>>45194077
>>45194237
Hunger for faith. The more sugar Sanae eats, the bigger her breasts become. The bigger her breasts, the more faith she can gather. She eats for the sake of the Moriya Shrine.

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mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem mlem

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