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44805267 No.44805267 [Reply] [Original]

Remilia found out you're a pedo.
What now?

>> No.44805296
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>>44805267
>caring about a 500 year old hags opinion.

>> No.44805315

>>44805267
So what? So is Sakuya.

>> No.44805345
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>>44805267
I don't know

>> No.44805356

>>44805267
She should not spread such rumors about me just because I was not interested in her.

>> No.44805365
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she itlaian

>> No.44805450

>>44805267
>What now?
Ask her out on a date.

>> No.44805488

>>44805267
fuck her

>> No.44805584

>>44805267
no way i like old ladies like Yukari!

>> No.44805721

>>44805267
Turn her into my wife

>> No.44806238

>>44805267
I dunno. I never saw Remilia as a loli, she's an adult to me.

>> No.44806703
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>>44806238
It is literally canon that she looks under 10 years old.

>> No.44806795

>>44806703
Even knowing that doesn't change the way I view her, she's too much of an elegant lady

>> No.44806821

>>44806795
she's a brat

>> No.44806823
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>>44806703
I prefer the fanon version.

>> No.44807275

>>44806703
God, I need her cold child feet in my mouth.

>> No.44807865

>>44807275
Get out of /jp/, Sakuya.

>> No.44808330

>>44805267
Show her my big throbbing adult cock.

>> No.44808361

>>44806703
>>44807275
What is the appeal of undead children?

>> No.44808543

>>44808361
they're cold and hot at the same time

>> No.44809040
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>> No.44810677

A child who still wears diapers (and makes boom boom in them every day) shouldn't know about such things!

>> No.44810690

>>44808361
Much like with cats or dogs bred to look like they are kittens or puppies, it's so whoever did that to them an enjoy the cuteness indefinitely.

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Damn, how did she learned I was sneaking into their basement to meet with her much younger looking and much cuter little sister?!

>> No.44811597

>>44811582
>much younger looking
I'd say she looks just slightly younger.

>> No.44811626

>>44811597
undead hands typed this post

>> No.44811990
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Why is /jp/ suddenly full of pedos?

>> No.44811993

>>44811990
I'm a torpedo
*blows up and sinks your ship*

>> No.44812019

>>44811990
>suddenly

>> No.44812025

>>44805296
Here it is, the only correct opinion itt

>> No.44812046
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>>44812025
>>44805296

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>> No.44812085
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>>44808543
>>44807275

>> No.44812231
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>>44807275
Something wrong with you footfags. Clearly the superior body part is the armpit

>> No.44812429
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>>44808330

>> No.44812455

>>44812429
She cuffed herself and started crying?
Damn, I don't understand women, does it mean she's down?

>> No.44812460

>>44812455
>She cuffed herself
No, that was done By Me™

>> No.44812484

>>44812460
You monster! To cuff such a pure, young maiden

>> No.44812568

>>44805267
But I'm not :(

>> No.44812810

>>44812460
Why did you do that? How is Remi supposed to give me scratch marks on my back now?

>> No.44812864
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>>44812484
>>44812810
Sorry. She belongs to me now.

>> No.44812888 [SPOILER] 
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>>44812864
Not for long!

>> No.44812920

>>44812864
What is that oji-san going to do to her?

>> No.44814108

>>44812920
tickle her.

>> No.44816407

>>44812231
What about tummy?

>> No.44816440
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>>44812888
Why is sakuya using such an old 20.mm? Is she stupid? Oh well I guess since people in the outside world "forgot about it" it ended up in gensokyo.

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You're wrong missy, because they're drawings, just like... YOU

>> No.44816589

>>44816497
Oh look, an ironic lolicon.

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>>44816407
Also good

>> No.44817012

>>44816440
>20mm
Sir, THAT is a PTRS.
It chambers 14.5x114, it fires a whole 2oz of lead and hardened steel @ 3300 fps, and is semi automatic.
Take your weird halo memegun outta here, Sakuya is a woman of taste and russian arms.

>> No.44817044

>>44817012
>russian
soviet

>> No.44817121

>>44805267
Why would Remilia care?
>I am a soulless abomination who has my maid cut apart people to serve as food for me and my sister.
>But being a pedophile? That's just wrong.

Pretty much every Youkai is probably a pedophile.

>> No.44817234

>>44816589
Nope

>> No.44817242

>>44817234
Yep, you deny you're a pedo, therefore you're are an ironic lolicon.

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>>44805267
Now you tell her you are only a lolicon because you like her and she has the body of a child. You either get killed or get laid, win win if you ask me

>> No.44817568 [DELETED] 

>>44812864
why is this image so beautiful?

>> No.44819148
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>>44817012
Excuse me /k/tard but the NTW-20 is a real gun. And it's definitely better than your WW2 Era trash. If you don't like Africa there's always the Anizo 20.mm

>> No.44819161
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>>44816992
She looks like she's begging to be fucking fed.

>> No.44819193

>>44819148
Yeah, it's so much better that the Spartans use it in the far future.
Name to me one single thing about this piece of inferior engineering that is better than the glorious weapon, used in the Great Patriotic War to great effect that CAN'T be fixed by getting /fit/.

You can't, because Simonov sacrificed his thirdborn child to the devil in order to imbue the design with supernatural stopping power.

>> No.44819510

>>44807275
I want to teach her the Blush of Life so we can have actual sex.

>> No.44819736

>>44819510
2hu vampires don't need that to enjoy sex with human adults.

>> No.44819776
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>>44819193
Well For one the NTW and the Anizo can both fire 14.5x114. Not only is it more optimized but it also has a scope so you can, you know shoot people with it too. Even though that's overkill I would Image that's what you would need to kill a youkai with.

Out with this trench warfare trash, besides the Boys AT rifle is better anyways.

>> No.44819794
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How did a Remi/pedo thread turn into a /k/ thread?

>> No.44819817
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>>44819794
Through pure based energy alone.

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>> No.44819934

>>44819839
Oh go on then, you can have a quick kiss on the cheek.

>> No.44820642

>>44819839
I love her so much

>> No.44820654

>>44819839
My wife when she eats spaghetti

>> No.44820653

>>44819839
Remi is taking Halloween seriously. Good to see that she’s in a festive mood.

>> No.44820679
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>>44819794
where autist walks /k/ will follow

>> No.44820798
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>>44820679
Every good /jp/sie is also a /k/ommando in case his 2hu wife was ever in danger of being defiled by fat bastards.

>> No.44820926 [DELETED] 

>>44820798
>defiled by fat bastards
So defend their (child) wives from themselves?

>> No.44820970

>>44820798
>>44820926
>Every good /jp/sie is also a /k/ommando in case his 2hu wife was ever in danger of being defiled by *other* fat bastards.
>ftfy

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>>44820970
Anon, I weigh 66kg (145lbs) at 176cm (5'9). I'm still ugly, though.

>> No.44821110

>>44817242
lolicon != pedo

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>>44821003
Good to meet another skeleton here

>> No.44821164

>>44821110
Japan disagrees.

>> No.44821175
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>>44821124
Yeah I had a terrible hospital stay that took me down from 72 to 59. I've been lifting and eating more but progressing back to a normal weight has been slow going.

>> No.44821498
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>>44821003
>>44821124
50kg and 170cm here. Hello.

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>>44821498
Now say it in 'murican

>> No.44821553

>>44821164
Well Japan is usually wrong about most things, so their opinions don't matter.

>> No.44821588

>>44821542
5'7 110lbs

>> No.44821744
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>>44805267
>>44808361
I'm a necropedophile.

>> No.44821748
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>>44805267
Rape, her and her sister

>> No.44822687

>>44805267
She knew that when she married me, and if she didn't then the copious amounts of semen I've filled her womb with every night over every piece of furniture she owns should have tipped her off. Besides, I know she's just as much a mature woman as she is a young brat, and it's part of her appeal.

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>>44821588
If you're already fully grown as in an adult. I hope you find a woman who's into shotacon, if you have a young looking face you can reel in a pedo GF.

>> No.44824123

>>44821003
178cm 225kg reporting. I think I'm pretty ugly.

>> No.44824135

>>44824123
Jesus, that's like 400 pounds and 5'10.

>> No.44824184

>>44820970
I'm 184cm and 97 kilos. I'm less round than you're thinking because I have a history of abusing prescription steroids for an unrelated condition.

>> No.44824509

>>44824003
I'm 24 and never had a gf

Also have long hair, if it wasn't for my jawline people would think I'm a girl lol

>> No.44824554

>>44824509
cut your hair, shave your face, dress nice and go to a bar. you'll meet people. also drink a gallon of milk a day and start lifting. don't go the tranny route, be someone your dad would be proud to call son

>> No.44824559

>>44824554
Why shave his face? Beard = manly

>> No.44824567

>>44824554
I don't want a normie gf

>> No.44824574

>>44824567
>tfw no girlfriend into Touhou
I feel you anon.

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>>44824559
it's manly if you're built for it, not if you're a 110lb twink. he can grow a beard when he hits 170 if he thinks he can pull it off, shaving regularly at least gives the appearance that you give a shit about yourself
>>44824567
you wanting a gf that's not a normie is about as much of a fantasy as having a waifu. unless you wanna settle for acne laden hambeasts or men in dresses

>> No.44826347

>>44811990
>突然

>> No.44826495

>>44824624
back to /r9k/ retard

>> No.44826576

>>44805267
My wife who I've had sex with 6 times now and trying for a kid with has only just now realised this? Sakuya-san's been really slacking in educating her...

>> No.44826592
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>>44824554
Pipedream but alright. That shit does not work anymore

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>>44826495
What this guy said.

>> No.44831365
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What are Remi’s best features? Her eyes? Her wings? Her flat chest?

>> No.44831408
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>>44831365
Cute smile, cute cheeks, cute eyes, cute hair, cute neck, cute teeth even the fangs, cute hat, cute eyebrows, cute eyelashes, cute voice, cute shoulders, cute arms, cute hands, cute fingers, cute nails, cute body, cute wings, cute butt, cute legs, cute personality, cute boobies (or lack therof), cute dress, cute wings, cute tie, cute jewellery, cute ears, all makes a cute Remi!

>> No.44831454

>>44831408
no mention of feet?

>> No.44831492
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>>44831454
Feet are not cute.

>> No.44831496

>>44831492
Says who?

>> No.44831517
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>>44831492
>Lying

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>>44831517

>> No.44831599

>>44831517
Gorgeous.
>>44831571
Gross.

>> No.44831603

>>44831517
hate feet

>> No.44831681
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>>44831571
Disgusting. Remi’s boobs should never go above A cups. Maaybe a small B.

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>>44831681
Remilia suits the oppai loli role. Though she always should be smaller than her sister.

>> No.44832871
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>>44832858
imagine being in the 1600s and seeing that Remi

>> No.44833288

>>44832871
I'd be too busy dying of the bubonic plague

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>>44833288
that was almost 3 centuries earlier. good thing Remi is dead and thus can't catch it

>> No.44833305

>>44831571
>>44832858
Seek Allah.

>> No.44833318
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>>44832871
Remi is a French lady, so I will be able to speak to her.

>> No.44833329

>>44833318
>Remi is a French lady
is that why she's afraid of baths?

>> No.44834774

>>44805267
Destroy her tight vampire child pussy.

>> No.44835301

>>44805267
>What now?
We put the theory into practice

>> No.44835536
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>>44812231
This, by God this.

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>>44821003
180cm 52kg reporting in.

>> No.44836930

>>44805267
>pedo
It's a compliment.

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>>44835567
Do. Not. Make remilla weak zoomer clothing.

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>>44837126
How the duck did I manage to misspell "Wear" and not notice.

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>>44837144
COME THE FUCK ON

>> No.44837938

>>44837126
Is it really zoomer clothing?
I mean, it's just a hoodie and a skirt.

>> No.44837990

>>44837144
>>44837144
>>44837126
phonefag?

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>>44805267
Make her tea.

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>>44836930

>> No.44839904

>>44821003
I'm 56kg (124lbs) at 180cm (5'11"). I don't know about "ugly" or not, but people mistake me for being a girl regularly.

>> No.44840012
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>>44839904
Holy shit. Bro, do you like, fuckin' play minecraft skeleton sounds with your body every time you walk? Jesus christ.

Also please come over and become my tall boywife ahhhh fuck I'm so fucking lonely

>> No.44840237

>>44840012
>spoiler
That's kinda gay bro

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>>44821498
>>44840012

What about the guy that weighs 50kg? (110 Lbs) I hope he's doing alright.

>> No.44842427

>>44821498
I'm the same height as you can I date you?

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>>44842398
anon think of the advertisers

>> No.44842447

>>44842398
those look terrible

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>>44842447
No shit man, she's malnourished.

>> No.44843275
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>>44842442
What advertisers?

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>>44812429
Here's her actual reaction.

>> No.44844259

>>44844084
do kids really love adult cock that much?

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>>44811990
Weird, right?

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>>44844259
Yes.

>> No.44844557

>>44811990
>1666422720486619.png
>157 KB PNG

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I'm 40kg and 158cm, I win this thread.

>> No.44844741

>>44844699
You should dress up as a 2hu and kiss me.

>> No.44844745

>>44844699
I'm going to mating press you, anon-chan.

>> No.44844773

>>44844699
Add an extra zero to that 40kg thanks.

>> No.44845070

>>44844699
I am going to save you from all these perverts by putting you under my arm and running like a football player.

>> No.44845746

>>44844699
Are you a 13-year-old girl?

>> No.44846416

>>44845070
>save you from all these perverts
You just want that cute anon all for yourself!

>> No.44846502
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44846502

What the hell is with all the manlets in this thread? I thought I was light at 170lbs, but I’m a giant among you twinks. Lift some weights motherfuckers. Do it for the ojousama!

>> No.44846635

>>44846502
As it turns out Remilia is self-conscious of her height too

>> No.44846642
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44846642

>>44846635

>> No.44846652

>>44846635
Yes but we love her for her height. No one loves a manlet.

>> No.44846667

>>44846502
I am 5,6 and i am going for the ugly bastard build that is why i do not lift.

>> No.44846732

>>44846652
I didn't ask for this man

>> No.44846778
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44846778

>>44846667
Disgusting, but you do you.

>>44846732
Embrace it. Go full dwarf mode. Then everyone will love you.

Also, posting this since jannies dont seem to care. Theyre fags anyway.

>> No.44846804

>>44846642
Why does Flan have boobs?

>> No.44846813

>>44846804
They're there to feed the children that she'll have with me

>> No.44846821

>>44846813
You can't have children with children.

>> No.44846832
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44846832

>>44846502
183cm, 78kg/172lb
If you do not post your height I will assume you are 5'6" and a little rotund gremlin.

>> No.44846845
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44846845

>>44846832
196cm

>> No.44846868
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44846868

>>44846845
... well fuck.

>> No.44846870

>>44846845
Or 198cm? Whatever 6’5” is to the rest of the world.

>> No.44846917
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44846917

>>44846868
For what its worth, I’m right at that point where being tall becomes a disadvantage. My knees hurt. All the time.

>> No.44846952
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44846952

>>44846917
Yeah but you get girls flirting with you all the time and other men wouldn't dare fighting with you, right? Also, better job opportunities.

>> No.44846971

>>44846917
Even 6' Minus a quarter of an inch is a little annoying, I still run the risk of hitting my head off stuff and sometimes have to stoop a bit if I'm in an older house.
It might be a false ideal, since you're not tall enough to be called tall, but you still get a bunch of the disadvantages.

>> No.44847043
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44847043

>>44846502
I've tried to gain weight for the past two years but even at roughly 3000 calories a day I cant gain weight and I can't afford to spend more money on food.

>> No.44847100
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44847100

>>44846778
Didgusting udders fit for a cow. Remi is small and perky.

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44847155

>>44847100

>> No.44847198
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44847198

>>44847100
not to mention incontinent

>> No.44847217
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44847217

As flat as a board

>> No.44847255

>>44846832
correct assumption

>> No.44847310
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44847310

Checking in.
183cm / 111kg. Broad shoulders, built like a brick.
Love my beautiful batwife, and happily married.

>> No.44848596

>>44847198
burn alive

>> No.44850147 [DELETED] 
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44850147

>>44821110
>>44821553
I mean he's not wrong. Only westerners pretend lolicon and pedophile are different. In Japan, they mean the same thing. Japs aren't insecure and can admit they find kids hot.

>> No.44850240

>>44850147
What's funny is, given that Remilia is from 1502, she was around in a time period that really didn't have the concept of "childhood" like we do. So she was always a little lady. One I want to breed. To the naysayers, suck a cactus- we'll just keep trying till she conceives.

>> No.44850330

>>44850240
That is not true, its just that poorfags where desesperate to sell their child's childhood for some bread but the concept of it still existed, with the difference is that it would end at age of 12, which was the age where they would normally get their first period. If married younger than that the husband would be basically pre-ordering girl until she turned 12.

>> No.44850605

>>44850330
My kind of guy.
But Remilia and Flandre weren't low class. They were either in position to be arranged once older or completely untouchable due to social standing. Assuming they were even human to begin with (which is what I personally believe)

>> No.44850610 [DELETED] 

>>>/vg/449118276
Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1294
Lunar Rabbit Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.

COPY ERROR MESSAGES WITH CTRL+C, PASTE THEM WITH CTRL+V INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE. JUST CLICK THE WINDOW AND PRESS CTRL + C, IT WORKS.

>Downloads:
/aa2g/ Pre-Installed Game, AA2Mini: https://tsukiyo.me/AAA/AA2MiniPPX.xml
AAUnlimited updates: https://github.com/aa2g/AA2Unlimited/releases

>Information:
AA2Mini Install Guide:
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General FAQ:
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>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1niC6g-Xd2a2yaY98NBFdAXnURi4ly2-lKty69rkQbJ0/edit#gid=2085826690
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/

>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
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/aa2g/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
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Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

Previous Thread:
>>>/vg/447875110

>> No.44850629

>>44850610
You, uh.....you okay, guy? Think you got the wrong thread.

>> No.44853255

>>44846502
207cm. The weather is fine up here. No, I don't play basketball, I don't like sports. No, I will not pick you up or get anything off the top shelf. Yes, I do have big feet. No, my cock is not gigantic.

>> No.44853349

>>44850147
Miyasaka Takaji is my spirit animal.

>> No.44856326 [DELETED] 

>>44850147
why was this deleted?

>> No.44856335
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44856335

>>44853255
I fout thyself quite envious of thy indeed

>> No.44856346 [DELETED] 

>>44853255
Does dick size have anything to do with height?
Because I know plenty of manlet pornstars that have huge dicks.

>> No.44856388

>>44856335
You should have sex with him and have half human half giraffe babies
>>44856346
I'm pretty sure it's psychological. If they're shorter and have an average sized dick their dick will appear larger than if a taller person has the same size of dick. You may perceive the short person to have a larher dick, but that may not necessarily be true.

>> No.44858690
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44858690

>>44805267
I love it when a loli calls you a pedo.

>> No.44858974

>>44858690
Same here. It's very hot.

>> No.44859034

>>44858690
Is there a Remilia edit of this pic?

>> No.44861313
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44861313

>> No.44861324
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44861324

>>44861313

>> No.44861330

>>44861313
Flan is actually Remi's daughter!?

>> No.44861423

>>44805315
Pedophilia just got awesome!

>> No.44863700
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44863700

>>44858690
This

>> No.44863733
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44863733

>>44853349
>>44850147
Reposting.

>> No.44864338

>>44863733
It's just a child (500 years old) wearing a randoseru.
Why does this picture awaken sexual thoughts within me?

>> No.44864361

>>44864338
Because it's a picture of a child wearing a randoseru.

>> No.44864628

>>44864338
You might be attracted to children.

>> No.44864740

>>44864338
Doesn't happen on my machine. Might be a problem on your end.

>> No.44865330
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44865330

>>44805267
>>44858690
>>44863700
>>44863733
>>44864338

>> No.44866392

>>44864338
you just answered your own question.

>> No.44868704

>>44805267
Yes and? What is she going to do? Eat me?

>> No.44869338
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44869338

>>44868704
God I wish.

>> No.44869525

>>44864338
Maybe you're thinking of her soft, padded, absorbent undergarments.

>> No.44872313

>>44869525
It's just bloomers, which every little girl and adult woman wore in the past.

>> No.44873062

>>44846821
Says who? Girls as young as 5 have been pregnant.

>> No.44876467

Copetards and pedos saying my dear mistress is anything below 16 years old is delusion and moreover, inflammatory. Just because she's gifted to have a petite, yet eternally perky bust is no reason to call her a child. There are too many bought and paid for Chireiden shills in this thread trying to slander her good name

>> No.44876692

>>44876467
See >>44806703

>> No.44876699
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44876699

>>44876467
I will never understand namefag drama.
Who?

>> No.44877910

>>44821003
I'm 5'7" and 120lbs. I refuse to be defeated in a skelly contest

>> No.44877963

>>44877910
I'm about your height but weigh 40 pounds more

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44878000

>>44811990
obligatory

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44880330

>>44819842

>> No.44882259

>>44878000
This pic is older than most of the girls I fap to.

>> No.44882383

>>44877910
PUT ON THE DRESS.

>> No.44884468
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44884468

>>44821498
We have the same weight and height, can we get cosplay-married?
>>44877910
>I refuse to be defeated
see >>44844699

>> No.44887264

>>44811990
>Why

>> No.44887559
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44887559

>>44811990
>suddenly

>> No.44887909

>>44869525
You should check the contents of her undergarments regularly, preferably by smell -- you never know what kind of surprises Remimi might leave for you in them!

>> No.44887955

>>44887909
get killed

>> No.44888061
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44888061

>>44811990
>nowadays

>> No.44890944

>>44816992
She looks like she's begging to be fucked.

>> No.44891017

>>44890944
you cant fuck a kid

>> No.44891175

>>44891017
Source?

>> No.44891570

>>44831365
Her cute child body

>> No.44895000

>>44844259
Kids are curious creatures that are fascinated with phallic objects.

>> No.44895613

GET PREGNANT
*PLAP PLAP PLAP*

>> No.44895892

>>44895613
Anon, you're trying to impregnate a living dead corpse with an underdeveloped body.

>> No.44896128
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44896128

>>44895892
A noble dream if ever there was one.

>> No.44896186
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44896186

>>44895892
I'm going to keep breeding this undead child until she's pregnant.

>> No.44896765

>>44895892
trying doesn't hurt

>> No.44897015
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44897015

>>44895892
Underdeveloped my ass Remillia is perfection

>> No.44897093

>>44897015
She looks and behaves like a child despite being 500+

>> No.44897108

>>44897093
Hot.

>> No.44897458

>>44897093
There’s no such thing as an underdeveloped child, they are prime age

>> No.44901393

>>44897093
Perfection.

>> No.44901944

>>44897093
>She looks and behaves like a child
nice

>> No.44903217
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44903217

Remilia needs an adult human bf (me)

>> No.44903251
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44903251

>>44903217
No, she needs an adult human husband and father to her children (me)

>> No.44906430

suck

>> No.44906456

>>44805267
but i'm not though

>> No.44906552
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44906552

Remi's tiny body must have very little alcohol tolerance. And wine is very potent. How much does she drink?

>> No.44906578
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44906578

>>44906552
she's italian so wine and garlic tolerance is natural for her

>> No.44906681
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44906681

>>44906456
>>44812568
Come on now.

>> No.44907072

>>44906681
Come on now what?

>> No.44907164

>>44817044
>russian
>soviet
Literally the same thing.

>> No.44907367

>>44907164
idiot

>> No.44907577

God I'd love to huff the fumes of her feet until my brain dissolves and leaves me as a mindless foot slave

>> No.44907631

>>44907577
This but replace feet with armpits.

>> No.44907669

>>44907577
This, but replace 'huff the fumes of her feet' and 'feet' with 'be hugged by her' and 'hug' respectively.

>> No.44907688

>>44907577
This but I kill myself for being a faggot

>> No.44907740

>>44907577
my poor lungs

>> No.44907940

>>44906681
But this is a full grown woman

>> No.44908996
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44908996

>>44819794
/k/ loves remi

>> No.44909131
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44909131

>>44908996
Link. NOW.

>> No.44909222
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44909222

>>44909131
link to what? The post?
https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/57777639/#57777777

>> No.44909601

>>44908996
I guess nu-/k/ isn't all that bad, despite it being full Reddit.

>> No.44909811

>>44907164
The Soviet Union was like 15 countries.

>> No.44909872

cry and kill myself? what else

>> No.44909883

>>44906681
Sexy adult woman.

>> No.44910272

>>44896186
>>44906681
Damn brat, seducing adults. Needs correction.

>> No.44912119

>>44909222
Nice trips. But why is she holding the gun like that? What is she doing with her left hand?

>> No.44912617

>>44912119
Judging by her feet, I think she tripped and is in the process of falling to the ground.

>> No.44912911

>>44912617
How can she even hold an AK this big with her small, gentle, silky smooth hand?

>> No.44912941

>>44908996
I remember seeing that, iconic. Wish there was more Touhou stuff in the /ak/ thread.

>> No.44914001
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44914001

>>44909222
Arigato

>> No.44914128

>>44805267
I have sex with her sister

>> No.44914734
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44914734

>>44912119
>>44912617
She's clearly dashing

>> No.44914926
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44914926

>>44805267
God I wish I was Sakuya
https://files.catbox.moe/b3xgt3.webm

>> No.44915078

>>44821553
>Talks about japanese media
>hate japanese media
Ask me how do I know you're a burger

>> No.44915948

>>44914926
You wish you were a serial killer pedophile?

>> No.44915979

>>44915948
If it means servicing the ojousama, then yes.

>> No.44916034

>>44914926
I already knew what it was before I opened it.
I don't think I've ever seen a video that caused me this much envy.

>>44915948
I'm already one of those.

>> No.44917081

>>44805267
by my standards she's the pedo if she's chasing after me, she's 26 times my age

>> No.44917450
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44917450

>>44917081
So true king

>> No.44924055

>>44917081
If you're both over 18 it's fine.

>> No.44924546

>>44917081
So weird to see people on this site under 30.

>> No.44924805

>>44903217
>>44812864
Me on the right.

>> No.44925468

>>44903217
>>44903217
>>44812864
Me on the left.

>> No.44925520

>>44903217
>>44812864
Me on the left and right

>> No.44926429

>>44925520
Self love is important

>> No.44926810

>>44924546
when i grow up i want to be like you, ojiisan

>> No.44926998

>>44924546
I am 19 and it feels weird to me knowing that there are people older than 30 here. And it feels even weirder knowing that i will probably be here when i turn 30+ too unless i die or something.

>> No.44927080

>>44926998
you will devote your whole life to the Remi

>> No.44928160
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44928160

>>44926998
It happened to me, it'll happen to you too

>> No.44928188

>>44928160
Post the "Do it for her" image but with Remi instead

>> No.44928767

>>44926998
I cannot relate. Frankly I despise being around underagefags (anyone born after 9/11 is an eternal underagefag) and sincerely wish the 40+ ancient wizards would come back and drive all the post-millennials back to whatever dark hole they/you came from.

>> No.44928772

>>44928767
*40+ year-old

>> No.44930135

>>44928767
So I (born in 2000) am fine?

>> No.44930137

>>44930135
>people born in 2000 are 33 years old now
this is fucked up man

>> No.44931169
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44931169

>>44930137
Anon, I think your math is a bit off.

>> No.44931300
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44931300

>>44861423
It always was.

>> No.44931410
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44931410

>>44805267
Do they not teach kids it's not nice to call other people that?! Grrrrr!!!!

>> No.44931481

>>44844699
45kg and 164cm here pretty close

>> No.44932173

>>44931300
An adult man is meant to breed this.

>> No.44932542

>>44928767
Between 2000 and 2005 things went downhill as far as standards go.
You can find older millennials who are total zoomie asshats, you can find a rare few people born during Bush's time who are fine enough people, but they'll come from more rural/conservative areas by and large.
There will always be an element of oldfaggotry involved, but by and large that mid 2000's time is pretty much the cutoff for decent folk.

>> No.44932850

>>44932173
Me, specifically.

>> No.44935155
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>>44805315
>>44914926
>>44915948
Sakuya is literally me (except I don't kill people)

>> No.44936357

>>44935155
What is Sakuya doing here?

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>>44936357
You know that story about the blind man feeling the elephant and trying to figure out what it is? It's like that. All it's missing is Sakuya-san saying something like:
"Hmm, this unrelentingly smooth and flat surface, it surely must be a new cutting board from milady."

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>>44819839
Looks like something I would see in my dreams right before getting raped by it.

>> No.44937405

>>44808361
watch Interview with a Vampire

>> No.44939409

>>44932173
Wouldn't that hurt?

>> No.44939466

>>44805267
The more I browse /jp/ the more I realize I am the only one here who isn't a p*do.

>> No.44942123

>>44939466
Weirdo.

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>>44821003
I'm 152 cm and 180. I need to lose weight, but ever since I started taking antipsychotics I can't get it off. Not obese, just fat around the stomach.

>> No.44943669

>>44943631
I'm 172 cm, 180 pounds, and I consider myself to be quite fat. You're either some kind of buff hobgoblin or dishonest.

>> No.44943791

>>44943631
Can you still see your dick if you stand straight?

>> No.44943961

>>44943669
I mean, all of the fat on my body is mostly concentrated around my stomach. I'm fat, just not really fat.
>>44943791
Yeah, I can. I still hate having this much weight and being this unhealthy in general, I just have no drive to get better because my mind is generally trying to kill me at all times. Being schizo is not fun.

>> No.44943969

>>44943961
>all of the fat on my body is mostly concentrated around my stomach
That is not fat, its worms.

>> No.44943997

>>44943969
I don't follow.

>> No.44944009

>>44943997
Bloated stomach is a symptom of intestinal parasites.

>> No.44944111

>>44944009
That's concerning. Too bad I have no way to see a doctor for anything. Hopefully it'll kill me so I can die without it looking like suicide.

>> No.44944129

>>44943631
Are you a girl

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>>44821003
6'3 (190.5cm) and 167lbs (75.75kg) here

>> No.44944183

>>44944129
Nah, I'm a dude. I've even had girls tell me I'm cute and attractive, even with me being fat, but because schizo I have a hard time interpreting when people are telling me they like me. Or even if I l know I never return their feelings because I don't want to see them hurt due to my mental illness. You have some women that actively look for men with my condition, but once you get psychotic they start freaking out and tell you to be normal.

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>>44931300

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>>44821003
I'm 180cm and 95kg.
I once got into a gym, but never lost any weight because I spent all my time lifting instead of doing cardio.
By the way, I love Remimi and I'm going to marry her.

>> No.44946351

Pedoposting
/k/posting
Weightposting
Ageposting

This was an interesting thread.

>> No.44947386

>>44944183
I'm a dude too and I'd also think you would be cute if you lost weight

>> No.44950524

>>44807275
It would be great especially if she teases you for being a disgusting pedo pervert.

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