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I want to ask out that cute gatekeeper lady on a date but i am too shy!

>> No.44800270
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>>44800256
the only way to get the girl is pursuing her, anon! Go for it!

>> No.44800278
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>>44800256
I LOVE YOU CHINA

>> No.44800288
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>>44800278
don't call our favorite Scottish chinese spanish-latino american that, Anon, it's not cool.

>> No.44800317

>>44800256
it's for the best, she eats people

>> No.44800324
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Meiling's is my favourite stage in touhou, by far.
It's just so much fun, and the bright music really helps in that regard.
She also has the prettiest danmaku, makes you feel as if she really put some effort into it looking nice for you.
Love Hong!

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>>44800317
WHAT?!

>> No.44800349
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>>44800324
>Love Hong!
always

>> No.44800355

>>44800317
Name one person she has eaten.

>> No.44800371 [SPOILER] 
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>>44800355
Mr. Dick McAnon

>> No.44800433
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Having a strong physical and mental equilibrium is essential for Danmaku battles. If the body is too rigid or too soft, even the strongest will eventually lose. So, Meiling instructs them by sharing the knowledge she has acquired over the course of her long life. Thanks, Meiling!

>> No.44800579

>>44800256
I want to hongk her hongkers!

>> No.44800677

>>44800256
I know she has the whole "Cute big sis" thing going on, but she's still a proud martial artist. She will never give up her body to just any weakling human. If you want to get with Meiling, to have to train both your body and mind to be equal to her strength. Then you have to defeat her in a 1 on 1 duel and claim her as your price. Deflowering her body and having her bear your children to show your newfound dominance over her.

After that you can probably go on cute dates together.

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>>44800677
>Then you have to defeat her in a 1 on 1 duel
no wonder she's still a virgin after four thousand years of history

>> No.44800742

>>44800677
B-But i want her to dominate me...

>> No.44800783

>>44800700
Well, yeah, obviously.

But just imagine how fun it would be if you do manage to best her.

>>44800742
Sorry, anon. Her village raised her to only give her body to a man who can defeat and dominate her.

Though she would probably be fine with topping every now and then afterwards.

>> No.44800791

>>44800677
I want to train with and defeat her. Then refuse sex.

>> No.44800809

>>44800791
That would probably mindbreak her. Just imagine waiting 4000 years to get laid only to get rejected.

>> No.44800810
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>walks up to you
>"During the Han period, a man's father gets appointed as a province governor by the central government. A month after that, the man's father is having difficulties with the local landlords and scholarly families, and his two strategists give him two suggestions:
>The first one tells him to prepare a banquet, and, beneath the floor, to hide a small army to take all the families' heads hostage to threaten them into compliance and kill anyone who dares to oppose.
>The second strategist tells him to make a long preparation to divide the families while doing what he can for the good of the common people and slowly win their support.
>The father, after thinking for one day and one night, says the first strategist' plan is good for the moment, while the second strategist's plan will 'bring benefits for a hundred generations'
>... Even so, he went ahead with the first plan.
>Why do you think he did that, Anon?"
well, /jp/?

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>>44800810
Weird quote, but probably because he does not have a hundred generations to wait for the benefits to come in, and desired immediate, personal results.

>> No.44800830

>>44800810
The now is obviously more important than a hypothetical future.

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>>44800827
>>44800830
she likes smart anons

>> No.44800849

>>44800842
Just wait until I whip out my knowledge of the Three kingdoms era.

Though, fuck, if she really is 4000 years old she probably experienced it first hand. Can't wait to hear everything I know is wrong and Sun Quan was actually a cute anime girl.

>> No.44800856

>>44800842
I'm stupid but I'm funny to make up for it, does that count for anything?

>> No.44800861

>>44800810
who quote

>> No.44800873

>>44800849
>Can't wait to hear everything I know is wrong and Sun Quan was actually a cute anime girl.
don't give me hopes anon

>> No.44800878

>>44800861
me nigga

>> No.44800882

>>44800873
It's a shame Fate is terrified of including Chinese characters because I feel Three Kingdoms has plenty of genderswap opportunities.

>> No.44800883
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>>44800856
here and now, anon, tell a joke you think would make her laugh

>> No.44800912

>>44800883
My wife still misses me...

BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

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>>44800883
NTA, but a fairy maid is slacking off and complaining to one of her sisters that she doesn't like that big meanie human coming in and ruining their fun by making them work overtime.
A different fairy hears this, and reports her to Sakuya-san.
Sakuya-san immediately rounds up the first fairy, and asks her who she was talking about.
Fairy #1 says she was complaining about the black-and-white theif coming in and messing up the place, ruining all their hard work.
She is let go, having proven her innocence.
Fairy #2, her mischeif ruined, turns to leave, but is stopped by Sakuya-san.
"And just who, did you think, was that big meanie human making you work so hard?"

>> No.44800935

>>44800883
I tell her "Check out these Japanties I found!" and pull a pair of panties out of my pocket that have the Imperial Japanese flag on them.

>> No.44800944

>>44800882
we'll never see a cute anime loli climbing on top of some gates, playing LISa on an eletric guitar and thus saving her friends from invading armies, anon, that's sadly our reality.

>> No.44800953

>>44800944
The sad (?) part is I'm reasonably certain there actually is a genderswapped Three Kingdom property out there.

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>>44800923
Something about this joke is... familiar.

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>>44800912
>>44800923
kek
>>44800935
you're not surviving this week, Anon.

>> No.44800972

>>44800783
I want her to train me but still remain stronger than me so she could dominate me hard in bed

>> No.44800977

>>44800969
I leave the gates in sorrow in search of a youkai who will appreciate low brow comedy...

>> No.44800988

>>44800972
That's always going to happen.

Besting her doesn't just mean being able to overpower her. If you can beat her through trickery, though obviously still in a fair fight, then she would probably accept that.

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>>44800957
The setting is creative, give me that at least!!

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>>44800977
good luck, anon

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>>44801024
Russian as well!?!?!?
Just how many places is Hongsé MacMeilingova from!!?!??!?!?!!!?

>> No.44801072

>>44800993
I mean, you translated it well.

>Old Human villager on deathbed: "My children, above all else, treasure outsiders."
>Children: "Why outsiders, father?"
>Old Human villager: "Because once they are all eaten, we will be next"

>> No.44801073

>>44801066
She did a lot of traveling in her quest to master hand to hand combat.

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>>44801066
a better question would be; "What place did Meiling not visited in her 4000 years of life?"

>> No.44801100

>>44801092
Albania.

>> No.44801120

>>44800849
I don't think her 'muh 4000 years' shtick means she's that old
from what I've seen, the chinese fucking love to bring that one up as if they lived through it and it wasn't just 4000 years of 'retarded emperor takes power and kills 2.6 million, then wipes all the records'

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>>44800810
"Oh sorry I wasn't paying attention, I was looking at the booba... what was that about ham?"

>> No.44801135

>>44800433
Me on the second right

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>>44801120
Do not call Hong a liar!!!

>> No.44801161

Do you like your Hong at a normal height or amazonian in size?

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>>44801100
>he doesn't know

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>>44801161
I'll take the third option

>> No.44801192

>>44801174
Fucking hell. Should have gone for a more obscure country.

Andorra?

>> No.44801202

>>44801120
I know. I just think it's funny to imagine that she really is that old.

Though if she is reasonably young I like the idea of her training under, say, Li Shuwen

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>>44801183
I have many questions, cheif among them how Sakuya could be so cruel.

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I love Meiling!

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>>44801192
dude, you really don't follow her instagram, do you?

>> No.44801283

>>44801277
Azerbaijan. She would never.

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>>44801271
same man, same

>> No.44801286

>>44801277
Very nice. But has she ever been to Detroit?

>> No.44801305

>>44801161
Amazonian mommy. She could pick me up and dominate me with ease

>> No.44801331

>>44801286
She's been to hell. Does that count?

>> No.44801339

>>44801161
Amazonian by Jap standards.

So average by my home country.

>>44801277
Something about this feels wrong...

Wait a second, Gensokyo doesn't have internet!

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>>44801283
anon, it takes one minute of researching her insta, ONE!

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>>44801339
they use mobile data, duh

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why do Meiling threads blow up so fast

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>>44801249
revenge

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>>44801283
I hate to break it to you, but she went there for breakfast this morning!
I spent too fucking long on this transparancy

>> No.44801542

>>44801400
Oh right.

Sorry, that was very stupid of me.

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>>44801451
that is quite the mystery...

>> No.44801549

>>44801538
Shit, never knew Azerbaijan was also Lilliput.

>> No.44801563

>>44801538
didn't see the ledge she was on at first, thought it was a massive hong looking hungrily down at the people on the street

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>>44801563
Hah, that would be funny. Never thought about that, although now i look at it she's a little too big for the perspective. Damn.

>>44801451
Hong is an honest and hardworking girl with hidden wisdom from years of martial arts training!
To be a true warrior, one must train the mind as well as the body!


Have said transparancy

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>>44801538
>spoiler
I use this site to help with transparencies
https://www.remove.bg/
did it in 10 seconds. Sure, it's not perfect, but it's much easier to fix things in paint

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>>44801596
Well that was a fuckup.
Good thing I had the original still.

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>>44801596
>>44801600
i piedi~

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>>44801610
Cease

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>>44801621

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wait a second

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>>44800256
Meiling eats anons like you for breakfast, OP

As in, she quite literally eats people. Down to the bone. Chinese guard lady snoozing on the job is cute and all until you realise it's probably from a food coma.

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>>44801610
goddamn italians!

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>>44801673

>> No.44801688
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>>44801674
Meiling loves italy we both had ancient empires

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>>44801688
Neither did they wear any pantsu!

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>>44801673
cool down with the anti-youkaitism, Reimu

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>>44801709
LIAR!

>> No.44801733

>>44801673
I don't care! I love her! She can eat me if she likes!

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>>44801709

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>>44801737
Anon, she CLEARLY is only doing this to try and deceive us into the belief that she does in fact wear undies.
The overwhelming evidence of Hong when she's not in a demonstration showing off her ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶g̶h̶s̶ decoy pantsu is that of nopan being the norm.

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>>44801765
does the Hong respect her ancient heritage?

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>>44801765
>even here she doesn't use panties
why is she like this?

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>>44801775
Always.

>> No.44801784

>>44801673
Incorrect.

She most likely just gets meals from the leftovers of Sakuya. It's mentioned she doesn't eat people in PMISS. At worst she'll kick you out if she catches you sneaking around the front garden.

>> No.44801790

>>44801688
It's actually funny reading about that. China was a lot more... interested in Rome than the other way around.

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>>44801775
>stronk
>chinese
>numba one in my heart
that's a yes

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>>44801779

>> No.44801798

Imagine fighting Meiling and seeing her vagina when she tries to kick you.

>> No.44801804
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>>44801790
you can't just say that and not elaborate! Don't leave us hanging!

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>>44801790
we love Hong here

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>>44801784
Don't say I didn't warn you!

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>>44801798
That's why Reimu gave us danmaku, anon.
She grew up without pantsu, became used to the airflow between her thighs, adapted to it;
She just never kicks!

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>>44801807
fatty

>> No.44801861
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>>44801804
Rome imported a lot of Chinese silk and things and china called rome daqin (great qin) implying they saw them as their counterpart on the other side of the world

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>>44801861
To be fair, an empire that unites an entire hemisphere under one ruler is nothing to be sniffed at.
Hakurei knows that China spent most of the next two millenia split apart.

>> No.44801880

>>44801804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e8Yde6qXrI&t=16s

>> No.44801886

>>44801807
Honestly, I would take the risk just to bang Hong.

Worst case scenario I get to become part of her perfect body.

>>44801834
>>44801806
>>44801879
I mean, just look at her. If somebody is going to eat me, might as well be her.

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>>44801879
>sniffed at

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>>44801880
>>44801861
thanks, very nice information!
mainly for the 'Meiling is 4000 years old and travelled the entire world' headcannon.

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>>44801891
>nothing to be sniffed at
I SAID CEASE!!!

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>>44801891
MODS!! He posted Hong sidenipple on the pure Hong thread! Apply Chinese torture methods and discombobulate his anus!

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>>44801917
from most chinese websites ive seen they seem to be obsessed with feet

>>44801911
she eternal

>> No.44801952
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she started guard duties young

>> No.44801998

I like Hong but I am not sexually attracted to her and would not have sex with her, I would even reject her if she made an attempt first and there's nothing she can do about it.

>> No.44802000
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>>44801998
?

>> No.44802001
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>>44801998
sorry man, you deserve the Hong stare

>> No.44802038

>>44801998
Anonymous thinks he has a choice.

>> No.44802047
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44802047

she's so good at sleeping she can do it training. Excellent /fit/

>> No.44802050

>>44802038
Hong respects your consent.

Unlike Sakuya, Remilia, Flandre, Koakuma, Patchouli. Really, everybody in the SDM.

>> No.44802057

>>44802050
what about gobbo?

>> No.44802062

>>44802038
I could just scream out for Sakuya to come save me.

>> No.44802067

>>44801998
This makes me want to write again a short about Hong getting rejected and being heartbroken.
You don't get raped, she's just sad and lonely about it.

>> No.44802070
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>>44802062
Sakuya would join it, man

>> No.44802091
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>>44802057
Gobbo don't swing that way, man.

>> No.44802094

>>44802070
No she wouldn't, she would reign in the gatekeeper because that's her job.

>> No.44802102
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>>44802094
good luck for you then, anonymous

>> No.44802106
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>>44802067
why would you do that again ?

>> No.44802107

>>44802057
Hobgoblins in western myths are actually pretty chill. I doubt they would care to rape you even if you were a big tit anime warrior girl.

>> No.44802109

>>44802067
>again
Post it

>> No.44802115
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>>44802057
they would not hurt a fly

>> No.44802120
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44802120

hey guys, just posting some cannibalism to spice up the thread. Cool, bye.

>> No.44802129
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>>44802106
>>44802109
I don't have it, I just have a mind to in order to fulfill my desire for Hong-focused literature.

>>44802120
I think we all know where this ends up.

>> No.44802136

>>44802115
>>44802107
>>44802091
damn, Gobbo is a cool guy

>> No.44802150

>>44802136
Isekai gives them a bad rep. But they are basically just zashiki-warashi. Minus the part where they secretly spy on villagers like the Stasi.

>> No.44802157

>>44802120
I once remember reading a story where Sakuya cooks Meiling and feeds her to Remilia because she constantly fails to do her job.

Also remember reading one where Meiling eats a outsider.

>> No.44802164
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>>44802157
thanks for the information, Satan

>> No.44802179

>>44802164
Want to read them?

They honestly weren't that good. And I say that as somebody with a massive cooking vore fetish.

>> No.44802190

>>44802129
Did you post it here on jaypee?if yes then its very easy to find on the archive with soe keywords.

>> No.44802211
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>>44802179
no thanks, bro!

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>>44802190
Let me rephrase from the beginning:
This makes me want to write (Again), specifically a short story revolving around Hong Meiling falling in love and being rejected by the man and being sad about it.
This would fulfill my desire to finally write some content focussing on Meiling primarily and not someone else.

I'll probably do it tomorrow when I have time though.

>> No.44802330
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Meiling is looking a LOT younger then usual...
Must be toying around with some of Flander's makeup again.

>> No.44802340
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44802340

>>44802330
herbal tea, anon, herbal tea

>> No.44802342
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>>44802330
What an odd looking Hong...

>> No.44802431
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>>44800324
>She also has the prettiest danmaku, makes you feel as if she really put some effort into it
true, it's really pretty

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>> No.44803035

>>44801100
she visited before the sino-albanian split

>> No.44805772

>>44802067
I would never reject Hong!

>> No.44805908

>>44801120
4000 years yet they've never been anything more than comic relief for the rest of the world

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>>44805908
cope

>> No.44806002
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>>44800256
Tai Chi is a shitty "martial art" on par with healing crystals. But I would fuck her brains out all the same.

>> No.44809721
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Creating a new generation of gate keepers with Hong!

>> No.44809735
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>>44809721
what genetic trait you can pass on that'd help with gatekeeping duties?

>> No.44809779
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>>44809735
My neurotic brain will help them spot threats more effectively!

>> No.44809795
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>>44809779
The Hong likes men that know their worth, good job, schizoanon!

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>>44809779
Can't accidentally let a threat in if you treat everything like a threat!
Good thinking anon!

>> No.44809977

>>44809735
My ability to space out. It is sure to be useful in a profession where nothing happens 90% of the time.

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i want The Hong to look at me like this

>> No.44810283
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>>44810261
anon, what did you do to get that stare?

>> No.44810307

>>44810261
Sounds like getting arrested is going to be part of your plan then.

>> No.44810313

>>44810283
>>44801998

>> No.44810347
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>>44810313
you deserve the CCBT treatment.

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>>44810347
Good thing Remilia had to call in a favour to find a new gatekeeper after Hong got rejected!

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>>44810390
>Yuuka as gatekeeper
Marisa is fucked, although that means Cirno and her friends will be constantly exploring the mansion since Yuuka has a soft spot for children
Sakuya is never sleeping again

>> No.44810582

>>44810438
Not my Yuuka!

>> No.44810627
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>>44810438
It's weird how alike those two are, yet how totally different at the same time.

>> No.44810645

>>44810627
The only difference between the two is that Meiling still has a heart.

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>>44810645
Yuuka has a heart man, she just needs a friend to bond with and melt it down.
Any anon with a green thumb here?

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Would Meiling know who Junko is? I don't mean that they know each other personally but more from a Chinese mythology perspective

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>>44810695
Probably, but I bet she wouldn't put two and two together and associate "Junko" with her chinese name.

>> No.44810731

>>44810661
Does Yuuka even have any knowledge of gardening or does she not need it because her powers can grow things without any of that?

>> No.44810750

>>44810712
>Meiling talking about the legend of Junko with Junko without realizing who she's talking to

>> No.44810775
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>>44810695
>Meiling used to write a lot of poetry in her first millennium of life
>she wrote some of the Elegies of Chu, mainly the Tiānwèn
>meaning she probably wrote about the mythos of Xuán Qī
all headcannon, of course, but can you imagine Meiling talking to Junko without realizing her status and the fact she wrote about 'her' in the long past? Would be funny as hell

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>>44810775
>>44810750
It would be very in character.
Not that she's stupid, just a little airheaded.

>> No.44810867 [SPOILER] 
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>>44810775
Meiling has read almost every major work of martial literature ever written!
Caesar's Gaulican campaigns, Alexander's legends, Sun tsu, Psycho Soldier Tsukada, Vom Kriege;
She's a military tactician graduate!

>> No.44811502 [SPOILER] 
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Where would Meiling be on this scale?
I'm sorry this is the least fetishey chart i could find

>> No.44811539

>>44811502
Probably a 3, going by official depictions. MABYE a 4.

>> No.44811549

>>44811502
I'd place her at 2. Physically fit but more lean than swole.

>> No.44811580

>>44811549
She does have Chun Li tier thighs though.

>> No.44811593

>>44811580
I will give her an emphasis on leg strength.

>> No.44811660

I'm Honging right now.

>> No.44811700
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>>44810775
>>44810750
-
I look at the Moon with frowning eyes, back against the brick wall. It's a quiet night and, the only sources of light are the fireflies flying above the Misty Lake just ahead and the lights in the mansion behind me, the moonlight weak. I keep looking at the moon: there's this weird Ki in the air, a flow of energy I'd only felt during wars...

I cross my arms, suddenly feeling chilly for no reason.

"It's beautiful, isn't it?" The voice by my side should've put me immediately in fight mode. I was alone, and the voice wasn't Sakuya's. Someone approached me without me noticing. Yet... I didn't feel like raising fists or Danmaku. I looked at the person with calm eyes, arms still crossed. Blonde and as tall as me, wearing black and gold, patterns that unlocked deep memories in my mind, hands hidden in her sleeves put together; a noble posture. I almost instinctively bowed my head. "Dear, sorry if I scared you, I was just feeling a bit bored and wanted someone to talk to. I am Junko."

"It's okay... My name is Hong Meiling."

It really is not okay. This Junko's ki is unlike anything I've ever felt before. The closest thing I can think of is the oceans I used to train on when I was younger. Its waves placid and would flow with rhyme, with patience, and it was a great surface to train ki control... Yet, the more ki I poured into my body and concentration, the more the oceans' true energy became clear to me: pure and unadulterated wrathful chaos.

If it so desired it could consume the land and the people for eternity, destroy empires like it's nothing.

It's like staring down a force of nature.

"Hong Meiling?" She tasted my name. "It's a beautiful name. Can you tell me about yourself, Hong Meiling?"

"Eh...? Well, there's not much interesting about me, I'm not that strong with Danmaku and... Am just the gatekeeper--"

"I disagree. To me, the most mundane and often overlooked flowers will one day decorate Heaven itself." It was all said with a plain smile, her perfect posture never changing, and I couldn't help but slightly blush with such words. Mouth a line and eyes wide, I looked back at the moon, now tense and scrambling things about me that'd sound remotely intriguing. Junko's smile never died out.

"I, uh... When I was young and still in training, I used to write a lot of poetry?" I don't know why I thought that was the best thing to bring up, but I have the feeling she enjoys poetry. "I traveled around and wrote about the things I'd see and do, the people I met, and so on."

"That's lovely, dear. I love poetry," I felt proud, for some reason. "I have never traveled much, so deep in responsibilities. This beautiful world is a surprising existence by itself, and I know each step to each direction, to me, will always be met with a new thing to learn and understand," she smiled with something otherworldly, closing her eyes for a moment before turning back to me. "Tell me about your steps, would you?"

"Sure!" It came out faster than I anticipated, and Junko giggled. I felt red like a tomato. "Let's see... Um..." I started thinking, the appeasement of my mind focusing on Junko's weird ki by accident. A memory popped into my mind, "There was this woman a long, long time ago back in my homeland, and her tale is of tragedy. She had black hair and was so very beautiful her brightness cast a light around her, and the contrast got her the name of 'Dark Lady', and death reigned where she walked. Her first marriage was with a minister of Music, and their child was Bofeng, a man with sins uncountable to the point his heart turned to that of a pig. He was killed for that. Her second child was named Boshi, a man with sins uncountable to the point his heart turned to that of a wolf---"

"Which was refused to be seen, and then killed so that the ruin of the dynasty at the hands of creatures wouldn't be brought forth," Junko's voice had lost its peaceful tone, and her eyes, like the ocean, showed rage only tsunamis could pack. "The Dark Lady then sought vengeance for her sons, and she killed anyone in her path, her choices forcing her forever to bear hatred and rage that'd never fade. She had become incarnated death, and there's nothing more she wishes to than to die."

I... I really didn't know what to say.

"That's not... how the story goes." Yet, that was probably the worst thing to say.

Junko stared at me for a moment, her red eyes speaking of unspeakable deeds, but it soon died down and gave way to a soft red, like those of roses, not flowing flames.

"Oh, I think I've read a bootleg version, then. Silly me." She giggled a little, but I was still feeling uneasy. "Well, thank you for entertaining this old lady."

"H-Huh?... Oh, sure!"

"This was a nice conversation, Hong Meiling. I wonder if we'll ever see each other again."

I was going to answer, but she wasn't there anymore. My eyes went back to the moon and arms uncrossed, the chill gone.

... Junko was her name. Better not forget it.

>> No.44811702
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The results are in and it seems Hong has retained the 23rd place

>> No.44811711
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>>44811702
always numba 1 in my heart

>> No.44811747

>>44811700
You did a good job with Junko's quiet rage

>> No.44811789

>>44810867
>Psycho Soldier Tsukada
Wait... who?

>> No.44812375
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>>44811789
Just who the hell is this guy?

>> No.44813179

>>44812375
>>44811789
he's rice

>> No.44813262
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>>44813179
He's a poet!
There are a lot of waka poems with unknown authors handed down from ancient times, but not many people know Psycho Soldier Tsukada actually wrote all of them.
No, wait, seriously, who the hell is this guy?

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>>44813262
don't you think you're asking too many questions, anon? Someone might not like that.

>> No.44813819

>>44812375
Hong's pen name.

>> No.44813866

>>44802150
Except that they probably spy on the mansion on yukari behalf.

>> No.44813908
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Meiling gave some fashion advice to Sakuya's weird cousin!

>> No.44813928
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>>44813908
and training, of course!

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why do they like Twister so much?

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>>44813976
Family bonding of course!
Turns out Youki was a distant relative of Sakuya after all! Now Hong is an auntie!

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>>44814025
>autie Hong
nice

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>>44814025
>>44813928
she still has too much to learn...

>> No.44814324

>>44814233
Gasp!
They're bigger than Yuyuko's!

>> No.44815379

What breast size do you guys prefer for hong? I usually like average, i can't imagine them being so big with how physical she is.
Her ass is huge tho

>> No.44815423

>>44810731
If your whole power revolved around plants you think you might learn a thing or two about them along the way.

>> No.44815513

>>44815423
I don't know, if you had super strength would you bother learning anything about physical fitness?

>> No.44815564

>>44815423
I thought Yuuka herself was a plant youkai

>> No.44818411
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I want to be the little spoon

>> No.44818486
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>>44818411

>> No.44819562
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>>44800288
>don't call our favorite Scottish chinese spanish-latino american that, Anon, it's not cool.
She's Irish. There are way more Irish redheads than there are scottish ones. She fought for the IRA and is involved with the Queen's death. Who knows what else she may be planning ...

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>>44819562
>his name is Anon. He knows too much. Kill him and his family, then torch his house.
>onto work, SDM

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>>44819582

>> No.44819632
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>>44819562
>Who knows what else she may be planning...
don't say privet close to her

>> No.44819636
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>>44811502
Four. She has four thousand years of chinese muscularity. She also has big tits. Not Yuyuko tier but enough to make you want to rest your head on.

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>>44819632
Uh oh! Marxist-Leninist Meiling! Remilia better treat her fairy workers well!

>> No.44819656
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>>44819562
>She fought for the IRA and is involved with the Queen's death.
Isn't funny how hong kong took her one day off of the year during September 8th, 2022

>> No.44819670
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>this is the right thread, okay...
>... bomb's ready, just need the plane to strike now before detonating it
>simple enough
>I wonder what this thread did to deserve this.
>not that I care, anyway.

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>>44810867
and then she wrote a book with her knowledge!
Meiling is such an enlightened person!

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The fuck went down here?

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>>44819921
anons discussed some infohazards and now the Glowiesokians are about to blow us up

>> No.44819951

>>44819930
>G3
The sino-prussian agreement held true in gensokyo then, how interesting.

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>>44819646
Don't be silly, she's a dedicated maoist, not a khruschevite revisionist.

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>>44819951
oops

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>>44819985
your post makes the party happy. Execution postponed. Congrats!

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>Meiling is a pussy magnet

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>>44820201
Quote?

>> No.44820217
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>>44820211
it was revealed to me in a dream

>> No.44821270

>>44820217
A grim reminder that there will never be a Yuugi Fumo...

>> No.44821308

Meiling is NOT a rapist, do not portray her as one. She would not react that badly to being rejected and would take it well. Only Remilia and Flandre would react that badly to rejection, but not Hong.

>> No.44821329

>>44821308
You are correct. Remilia wold have never hired her if she were so mentally unstable.

>> No.44821347
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maybe meiling is australian and got sent there with the convicts from england

>> No.44821373

>>44821329
True, Meiling is very sane unlike her bosses so she would be able to accept getting rejected and the fact she'll be alone forever and not get mad about it. I know I would reject her, her job doesn't let her be very good wife material.

>> No.44821389

>>44821373
Maybe Remilia will let her become a full time gardener instead if you can get and install one of those ring doorbells for her.

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>>44821347
>australian
get in the fucking line, behind russian over there

>> No.44821405

>>44821389
Fat chance, Meiling is already married to her job and Remi wouldn't want to risk losing one of her servants.

>> No.44821432
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>trying to court Meiling
>Flan stalks you with killing intent every single moment
>you two make eye contact
>she fucking pops a passerby fairy maid like she's a balloon, never breaking eye contact
don't ever make Flan's big sis cry, anons!

>> No.44821471

>>44821405
She would be losing her, she'd just be relocating to the garden. Surely she could see the appeal of her gardener focusing her full attention on the garden and giving her an even more beautiful place to stroll through on a moonlit night.

>> No.44821475

>>44821432
Yet another reason to reject Meiling, her lunatic friends taking issue with it.

>> No.44821482

>>44821432
Didn't Flan choke her out?

>> No.44821488
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>>44821482
kids will be kids

>> No.44821505

>>44821488
Flan can't continue to hide behind her physical appearance to avoid consequences, we all know she's centuries old!

>> No.44821520
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>>44821505
she's more than a kid just in appearance since she never got to grow up locked in the basement for 500 years
And big sis Hong will teach her how to behave like an adult and how to do adult things, like drinking coffee!

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why does she have a knack for evil kids?

>> No.44821533

>>44821482
even better is she did it because she thought meiling was revealing that she was truly evil and she didn't know that possession was even involved
what this implies to me is that meiling had said or done certain things in the past that made flan harbor suspicions that she was secretly hiding her power level
what the fuck was she thinking?

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>>44821475
You mean to say you wouldn't date someone because she has weird friends?
Forget rejecting her, Hong would never go out with someone so shallow in the first place!

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>>44821533
to Flan, the only company were the walls
the walls told Flan many lies

>> No.44821594

>>44821537
Meh, see if I care. Meiling is also an autist too and she would take issue with you not doing things like using chopsticks and learning martial arts with her. Dumb Youkai doesn't deserve a boyfriend in the first place. I'd rather date someone mature like Akyuu.

>> No.44821597

>>44821537
I will only date friendless hermits like myself so we can live a friendless hermit life together.

>> No.44821607

>>44821594
Take that wig off Reimu, everyone can tell it's you!

>> No.44821610
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>>44821594
kek, anon got mogged by the Hong Standards

>> No.44821624

>>44821594
Sour grapes much?
>>44821597
But the whole joy is meant to be becoming each others friends anon!

>> No.44821626

Face it, Hong is just not good girlfriend material. And even if you did somehow get past her ridiculous standards and get her interest, Sakuya would just deem you disruptive to Hong doing her job and take you out.

>> No.44821630

>>44821626
Form an alliance with another guy who wants Sakuya so he can distract her.

>> No.44821635

>>44821626
>ridiculous standards
I don't know man, "being okay with her job" doesn't seem to unreasonable to me...

>> No.44821671

>>44821635
Besides, her job leaves her with a lot of time to hang out with you if you go to her at the gate. I don't imagine they get too many visitors anyways and the only intruder to watch for is Marisa who is more Patchy's problem than Remilia's.

>> No.44821700
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about the dating conundrum, would she even date a human to begin with? She knows she'll outlive every human she meets, and her martial arts and way of life have imposed on her great self-control, so she wouldn't just follow the flow of things and let herself get tangled in love. Perhaps humans and youkai should remain just friends!

>> No.44821710

Hong would accidentally kill you when she inevitably asks to spar with you if you get trained by her anyway, she's one of the strongest fighters who aren't an oni around, she might accidentally get too heated up and strike you in the wrong way.

>> No.44821719

>>44821710
Any self respecting profesional fighter would know how to pull their punches and keep their cool, please do not compare her to an oni.

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>>44821719
Hong is a master of selfcontrol. She can control not only herself to the tinniest things. It'd take a master of the arts to make her cum...

>> No.44821763

>>44821700
I don't see why not, even Bruce Lee had a family. As for dating a human, maybe she would be more willing if he proved himself to have the drive to find dubious ways to extend his own lifespan rather than just some rando who is cool with living and dying in a few decades.

>> No.44821786

>>44821710
Unlike oni who may be unwilling to hold back, Hong would be well aware of her own capabilities and hold back appropriately. Chances are that a beginner doesn't have what it takes to even activate a reflexive response from her anyways.

Would an average human even be able to hurt her if they punches her in the face?

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>>44821786
Nope, no chance she'd get hurt from a random's punch.

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>>44821854
Her real defense is the psychological damage from trying to hit such a pretty lady!

>> No.44821933

>>44821898
Imagine her playing up really getting hurt from the punch to see you desperately try to apologize only for her to snap out of it, laugh, and say that she pranked you.

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>>44821933
Meiling would never!
Too cruel!

>> No.44821972

doesn't Akyuu say that Meiling is the sort of person who's good for you to test your skills on?

>> No.44822031

>>44821952
It's okay, she just did that to reassure you that nothing you do can ever hurt her so you don't need to hold back!

>> No.44822121

>>44821972
She did say something along the lines of several people from the village challenging her to fights.

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>be every other day of the week
>Monday
>Meiling thread goes fucking bananas over armed Meiling and gensokyan infohazards
why is it always like this? Not complaining tho

>> No.44822372

>>44822363
>armed Meiling and gensokyan infohazards
What?

>> No.44822394

>>44822121
I'm going to sneak up on her and give her a German suplex followed by the People's Elbow wearing nothing but a luchador mask and speaking broken Spanish.

>> No.44822400
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>>44822394
how?!

>> No.44822402

>>44822394
I'm pretty sure she'll see it coming but good luck

>> No.44822414
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>>44822402
HOLY SHIT MEILING IS READING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW????

>> No.44822420

>>44822402
Not if she's dreaming about battling another giant catfish.

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>>44822402
>>44822414
I LOVE YOU, MEILING! KEEP TAKING GOOD CARE OF THE MANSION'S GATES!

>> No.44822672

>>44821373
She would accept it, but would her mentally unstable friends accept you hurting her like this?

>> No.44822862

>>44821626
hence the objective is always to bang sakuya

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>>44822862
>Sex the murder maid
What could possibly go wrong?

>> No.44822901

>>44822896
Human. Goes to town. Loses her pocket watch she's done. Lorefaggots get raked

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>>44822862
isn't Sakuya just 100x times worse in every aspect when compared to Meiling? Not talking about appearances, just general personality
>Sakuya is demanding. If she asks you to do something, it's no question, it's a demand. She wants it done fast and precisely and, if it's not up to par, she'll let you know that in extensive detail. Did something wrong or break something? Better get used to her lecturing you about how much better you could've done things if you had just done this, that, and that
>you'll never be her primary responsibility or thought, the order goes: Remilia, then Flandre, then her job as a Maid, then the house, then you.
just those are massive deal-breaker, it'd be like living with a paranoid and berating boss

>> No.44822957

>>44822924
Well at least she's the head maid so she's mostly responsible for overseeing the hobgoblins who do the actual work. Her ability to stop time also means that while she is hard at work doing this or that, you will be completely unaware of that and she'd be done before you could blink your eye. That being said, she would probably have little time to spend with you during her waking hours since I'm sure she sleeps during the day so that she attend to Remilia at night.

Is it ever said how long she can stop time? Is it a Jojo type deal where it's only for a couple of seconds at a time or can she do it for as long as she wants? If it's the latter then she probably just gets her eight hours while time and stopped and she can spend time with you during the day.

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>>44822957
Not explicitly, but from SSiB and TGoM it's not shown with a limit and might as well be limitless.
Of course, it could take conscious effort to maintain, but that's just speculation.

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>>44822957
I don't remember any imposed limits on her power, only that she can manipulate space and time. The mansion is always bigger inside for all we know, so her power to manipulate space seems 'infinite' of sorts, same should go about her time-stop.
So yeah, probably 10 hours of sleep every day, done in no time at all.

>> No.44822983

>>44822972
>The mansion is always bigger inside for all we know
Could she use that on your dick?

>> No.44822987

>>44822967
>>44822972
What a trip that must be to see. Imagine seeing Sakuya tired after a long night of duty and in the blink of an eye, she looks great and ready to take on the day again.

>> No.44822993

>>44822983
What benefit would there be to your dick being bigger on the inside?

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>>44822983
>those massive futadicks memes
>Sakuya can make them real

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>>44822983
I'd be insulted if she didn't.

>>44822972
Tagging on to this, it's hinted that she's a LOT older than she should be biologically. This would imply that she has such control of her powers that she can safely reverse biological ageing on herself with no consequences. Very powerful, but she's so airheaded it hasn't occurred to her to cheat.
>>44822987
They don't call her the perfect maid for nothing.

>> No.44823004

>>44822993
I meant making it larger obviously.

>> No.44823006

>>44800270
Bwased

>> No.44823011

>>44822999
please don't

>> No.44823018

>>44822999
She can change the size of stuffs but she cant create stuff, so no futa dicks.

>> No.44823020
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>>44822999
>digits

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>>44822999
you guys haven't been reading your sakuya doujins and it shows

>> No.44823059

>>44822972
>her power to manipulate space seems 'infinite' of sorts
how the fuck she extract Infinite energy for mantainting the Spell?

>> No.44823062

I want to collect knives with Sakuya!

>> No.44823073
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>>44823059
Magic.

>> No.44823074

>>44823059
I do not think there is a mana system or whatever in Gensokyo, you either know a spell or dont.

>> No.44823086

>>44823074
if patchouli wanna sell me that magic and Science are oposite of the same coin. then there is logical principles, laws and limitations to powers.

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is the Sakuya thread still ass?

>> No.44823121

>>44823087
yep, and the Remi thread is pedo.
Only Hong can gatekeep successfully, funnily enough.

>> No.44823136

>>44823121
Most of the threads are defined by the OP. If you want to have a quality one for them make a decent op like this one. It does not need to be even good, just not porn.

>> No.44823452

>>44823087
In that situation, would Hong be obligated to save Remilia or stand aside because she can't lay hands on Flan?

>> No.44823460
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>>44823452
she's thinking very hard about what to do

>> No.44823471

>>44823460
Call for Sakuya, she'll know what to do!

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>>44823471
>the mistresses' cuteness got to her
goddammit, Sakuya!

>> No.44823566

>>44823500
Damn it! We need Patchy's clear head to come up with a solution!

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>>44823566
she read to them until they fell asleep. Thanks, Patchy! Koa helped!

>> No.44824375

Here's a thing it doesn't have much hong but it has hong
https://youtu.be/5ipGPLsWoFU?si=CNkTRHH2fizB4Bqz

>> No.44824385

>>44823500
Taking a good whiff of Sakuya's crotch and ass!

>> No.44824418

>>44824385
EWWW

>> No.44824429
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>>44824385
Back to your containment ass thread!

>> No.44824456

>>44824429
But I also said crotch :(

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>>44824456
Muh mistake, anon. Enjoy the thread.

>> No.44824712

>>44824385
"Hey, what stinks of fish, stale urine, blood, and semen?"

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OMG OMG she is so cute what do i say to her i'm so nervous

>> No.44826930
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>>44826909
le be... le yourself!

>> No.44831278

>>44810307
of courshe!

>> No.44831570
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I wish there was a new fighting game with Meiling in it.

>> No.44831917
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>>44831570
I wish there was a game centered around Meiling, just like Luna Lights
sadge

>> No.44831935

>>44831917
Everyone is too convinced by Hong's disguise as a lazy narcoleptic to believe that she's a master of martial arts. All of them.
She learned that strategy from Sun tzu!

>> No.44832705

>>44831917
A beat em' up would be fun

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