I want to ask out that cute gatekeeper lady on a date but i am too shy!

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Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 17:51:54 No.44800256 [Reply] [Original]

I want to ask out that cute gatekeeper lady on a date but i am too shy!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 17:53:32 No.44800270 File: 683 KB, 498x373, hong-meiling-sakuya-izayoi.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800256 the only way to get the girl is pursuing her, anon! Go for it!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 17:54:34 No.44800278 File: 720 KB, 800x1449, 1686248539918053.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800256 I LOVE YOU CHINA

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 17:56:04 No.44800288 File: 9 KB, 189x267, meiling.jfif.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800278 don't call our favorite Scottish chinese spanish-latino american that, Anon, it's not cool.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 17:59:56 No.44800317 >>44800256 it's for the best, she eats people

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 18:00:31 No.44800324
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Meiling's is my favourite stage in touhou, by far.
It's just so much fun, and the bright music really helps in that regard.
She also has the prettiest danmaku, makes you feel as if she really put some effort into it looking nice for you.
Love Hong!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 18:00:45 No.44800327 File: 144 KB, 329x320, reimushock2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800317 WHAT?!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 18:03:43 No.44800349 File: 228 KB, 850x1188, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_ke_ta__sample-abe7c91d8f90bbf246d8b6d71815ad9c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800324 >Love Hong! always

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 18:05:07 No.44800355 >>44800317 Name one person she has eaten.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 18:08:07 No.44800371 File: 67 KB, 805x795, him.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800355 Mr. Dick McAnon

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 18:18:24 No.44800433
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Having a strong physical and mental equilibrium is essential for Danmaku battles. If the body is too rigid or too soft, even the strongest will eventually lose. So, Meiling instructs them by sharing the knowledge she has acquired over the course of her long life. Thanks, Meiling!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 18:39:48 No.44800579 >>44800256 I want to hongk her hongkers!

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 18:55:20 No.44800677

>>44800256
I know she has the whole "Cute big sis" thing going on, but she's still a proud martial artist. She will never give up her body to just any weakling human. If you want to get with Meiling, to have to train both your body and mind to be equal to her strength. Then you have to defeat her in a 1 on 1 duel and claim her as your price. Deflowering her body and having her bear your children to show your newfound dominance over her.

After that you can probably go on cute dates together.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 18:59:31 No.44800700 File: 781 KB, 2560x1600, chinastronk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800677 >Then you have to defeat her in a 1 on 1 duel no wonder she's still a virgin after four thousand years of history

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:05:37 No.44800742 >>44800677 B-But i want her to dominate me...

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:11:06 No.44800783

>>44800700
Well, yeah, obviously.

But just imagine how fun it would be if you do manage to best her.

>>44800742
Sorry, anon. Her village raised her to only give her body to a man who can defeat and dominate her.

Though she would probably be fine with topping every now and then afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:12:58 No.44800791 >>44800677 I want to train with and defeat her. Then refuse sex.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:15:35 No.44800809 >>44800791 That would probably mindbreak her. Just imagine waiting 4000 years to get laid only to get rejected.

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:15:49 No.44800810
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>walks up to you
>"During the Han period, a man's father gets appointed as a province governor by the central government. A month after that, the man's father is having difficulties with the local landlords and scholarly families, and his two strategists give him two suggestions:
>The first one tells him to prepare a banquet, and, beneath the floor, to hide a small army to take all the families' heads hostage to threaten them into compliance and kill anyone who dares to oppose.
>The second strategist tells him to make a long preparation to divide the families while doing what he can for the good of the common people and slowly win their support.
>The father, after thinking for one day and one night, says the first strategist' plan is good for the moment, while the second strategist's plan will 'bring benefits for a hundred generations'
>... Even so, he went ahead with the first plan.
>Why do you think he did that, Anon?"
well, /jp/?

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:18:58 No.44800827
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>>44800810
Weird quote, but probably because he does not have a hundred generations to wait for the benefits to come in, and desired immediate, personal results.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:19:21 No.44800830 >>44800810 The now is obviously more important than a hypothetical future.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:21:31 No.44800842 File: 149 KB, 850x850, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_ifelt_tamaki_zutama__sample-87807f5b84030a64961549518a2858f0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800827 >>44800830 she likes smart anons

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:23:36 No.44800849

>>44800842
Just wait until I whip out my knowledge of the Three kingdoms era.

Though, fuck, if she really is 4000 years old she probably experienced it first hand. Can't wait to hear everything I know is wrong and Sun Quan was actually a cute anime girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:24:36 No.44800856 >>44800842 I'm stupid but I'm funny to make up for it, does that count for anything?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:24:56 No.44800861 >>44800810 who quote

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:26:23 No.44800873 >>44800849 >Can't wait to hear everything I know is wrong and Sun Quan was actually a cute anime girl. don't give me hopes anon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:27:45 No.44800878 >>44800861 me nigga

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:28:08 No.44800882 >>44800873 It's a shame Fate is terrified of including Chinese characters because I feel Three Kingdoms has plenty of genderswap opportunities.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:28:19 No.44800883 File: 53 KB, 427x512, 3b1e12671dd82d8f80155c3a9e3cf33649431e1er1-1024-1226v2_00.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800856 here and now, anon, tell a joke you think would make her laugh

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:33:20 No.44800912 >>44800883 My wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:35:20 No.44800923
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>>44800883
NTA, but a fairy maid is slacking off and complaining to one of her sisters that she doesn't like that big meanie human coming in and ruining their fun by making them work overtime.
A different fairy hears this, and reports her to Sakuya-san.
Sakuya-san immediately rounds up the first fairy, and asks her who she was talking about.
Fairy #1 says she was complaining about the black-and-white theif coming in and messing up the place, ruining all their hard work.
She is let go, having proven her innocence.
Fairy #2, her mischeif ruined, turns to leave, but is stopped by Sakuya-san.
"And just who, did you think, was that big meanie human making you work so hard?"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:36:33 No.44800935 >>44800883 I tell her "Check out these Japanties I found!" and pull a pair of panties out of my pocket that have the Imperial Japanese flag on them.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:38:25 No.44800944 >>44800882 we'll never see a cute anime loli climbing on top of some gates, playing LISa on an eletric guitar and thus saving her friends from invading armies, anon, that's sadly our reality.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:39:45 No.44800953 >>44800944 The sad (?) part is I'm reasonably certain there actually is a genderswapped Three Kingdom property out there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:40:46 No.44800957 File: 9 KB, 227x222, Loli of Iron.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800923 Something about this joke is... familiar.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:42:23 No.44800969 File: 400 KB, 960x480, meiling does a funny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800912 >>44800923 kek >>44800935 you're not surviving this week, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:43:25 No.44800972 >>44800783 I want her to train me but still remain stronger than me so she could dominate me hard in bed

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:43:45 No.44800977 >>44800969 I leave the gates in sorrow in search of a youkai who will appreciate low brow comedy...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:45:00 No.44800988 >>44800972 That's always going to happen. Besting her doesn't just mean being able to overpower her. If you can beat her through trickery, though obviously still in a fair fight, then she would probably accept that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:45:32 No.44800993 File: 432 KB, 475x1333, communistjoke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800957 The setting is creative, give me that at least!!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:45:50 No.44800998 File: 29 KB, 1270x670, marisad comforted.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800977 good luck, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:49:17 No.44801024 File: 284 KB, 333x923, __izayoi_sakuya_and_hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_setz__85eaca32ec05fc634fa3a1aecc64f8cb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:52:58 No.44801066 File: 816 KB, 898x1542, hongsalute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801024 Russian as well!?!?!? Just how many places is Hongsé MacMeilingova from!!?!??!?!?!!!?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:53:37 No.44801072 >>44800993 I mean, you translated it well. >Old Human villager on deathbed: "My children, above all else, treasure outsiders." >Children: "Why outsiders, father?" >Old Human villager: "Because once they are all eaten, we will be next"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:53:38 No.44801073 >>44801066 She did a lot of traveling in her quest to master hand to hand combat.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:56:28 No.44801092 File: 84 KB, 850x510, meilingandsakuyaenglang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801066 a better question would be; "What place did Meiling not visited in her 4000 years of life?"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 19:57:28 No.44801100 >>44801092 Albania.

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:00:46 No.44801120

>>44800849
I don't think her 'muh 4000 years' shtick means she's that old
from what I've seen, the chinese fucking love to bring that one up as if they lived through it and it wasn't just 4000 years of 'retarded emperor takes power and kills 2.6 million, then wipes all the records'

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:02:29 No.44801132 File: 19 KB, 100x100, lifelike texture.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800810 "Oh sorry I wasn't paying attention, I was looking at the booba... what was that about ham?"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:02:42 No.44801135 >>44800433 Me on the second right

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:03:09 No.44801140 File: 217 KB, 834x572, Basement.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801120 Do not call Hong a liar!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:06:11 No.44801161 Do you like your Hong at a normal height or amazonian in size?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:08:12 No.44801174 File: 2.58 MB, 2658x1996, meilinghat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801100 >he doesn't know

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:09:23 No.44801183 File: 296 KB, 675x675, f8A12s4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801161 I'll take the third option

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:10:32 No.44801192 >>44801174 Fucking hell. Should have gone for a more obscure country. Andorra?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:11:43 No.44801202 >>44801120 I know. I just think it's funny to imagine that she really is that old. Though if she is reasonably young I like the idea of her training under, say, Li Shuwen

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:18:41 No.44801249 File: 1.23 MB, 1024x1024, smallhong.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801183 I have many questions, cheif among them how Sakuya could be so cruel.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:21:59 No.44801271 File: 152 KB, 840x567, 1669772229798422.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Meiling!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:22:49 No.44801277 File: 1.54 MB, 2000x1333, meilingclock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801192 dude, you really don't follow her instagram, do you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:23:47 No.44801283 >>44801277 Azerbaijan. She would never.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:24:11 No.44801285 File: 241 KB, 850x959, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_kabaji__sample-c1ef3c12c53bb5d5fac5cd95e94a3ba2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801271 same man, same

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:24:24 No.44801286 >>44801277 Very nice. But has she ever been to Detroit?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:26:35 No.44801305 >>44801161 Amazonian mommy. She could pick me up and dominate me with ease

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:29:24 No.44801331 >>44801286 She's been to hell. Does that count?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:30:26 No.44801339 >>44801161 Amazonian by Jap standards. So average by my home country. >>44801277 Something about this feels wrong... Wait a second, Gensokyo doesn't have internet!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:33:59 No.44801370 File: 409 KB, 600x362, sdm at azerbaijan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801283 anon, it takes one minute of researching her insta, ONE!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:36:30 No.44801400 File: 93 KB, 600x800, DehGLwT.jpgA-hUQAAhU9P.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801339 they use mobile data, duh

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:42:08 No.44801451 File: 76 KB, 800x600, 1669467170376380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why do Meiling threads blow up so fast

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:48:03 No.44801513 File: 502 KB, 600x525, 9PMbHPb8AsGSf_5VpkV5CyYtlE7f8CZrxtf3oiPBwr4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801249 revenge

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:50:08 No.44801538 File: 2.45 MB, 1600x1067, Hongliday.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801283 I hate to break it to you, but she went there for breakfast this morning! I spent too fucking long on this transparancy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:50:33 No.44801542 >>44801400 Oh right. Sorry, that was very stupid of me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:50:59 No.44801543 File: 70 KB, 850x1203, meiling sherlock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801451 that is quite the mystery...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:51:40 No.44801549 >>44801538 Shit, never knew Azerbaijan was also Lilliput.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:53:03 No.44801563 >>44801538 didn't see the ledge she was on at first, thought it was a massive hong looking hungrily down at the people on the street

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:56:45 No.44801596
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>>44801563
Hah, that would be funny. Never thought about that, although now i look at it she's a little too big for the perspective. Damn.

>>44801451
Hong is an honest and hardworking girl with hidden wisdom from years of martial arts training!
To be a true warrior, one must train the mind as well as the body!

Have said transparancy

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:57:03 No.44801600
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>>44801538
>spoiler
I use this site to help with transparencies
https://www.remove.bg/
did it in 10 seconds. Sure, it's not perfect, but it's much easier to fix things in paint

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:58:07 No.44801606 File: 416 KB, 512x675, transparentsquat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801596 Well that was a fuckup. Good thing I had the original still.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 20:58:58 No.44801610 File: 258 KB, 640x900, 1683267629116925.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801596 >>44801600 i piedi~

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:00:46 No.44801621 File: 147 KB, 750x750, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_musashino_udon__2163ac76d70942f7921f98497df1d150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801610 Cease

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:02:19 No.44801631 File: 53 KB, 600x600, 1677221122880590.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801621

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:08:30 No.44801672 File: 2.47 MB, 5000x3334, louvre2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wait a second

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:08:56 No.44801673
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>>44800256
Meiling eats anons like you for breakfast, OP

As in, she quite literally eats people. Down to the bone. Chinese guard lady snoozing on the job is cute and all until you realise it's probably from a food coma.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:09:15 No.44801674 File: 541 KB, 740x494, meiling italy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801610 goddamn italians!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:10:17 No.44801682 File: 757 KB, 1166x1127, youkussy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801673

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:11:41 No.44801688 File: 137 KB, 750x1106, 1681683640330141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801674 Meiling loves italy we both had ancient empires

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:14:29 No.44801709 File: 430 KB, 720x900, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_yoo_tabi_no_shiori__ceb951ecb2673522470a6ce12a8acbd0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801688 Neither did they wear any pantsu!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:15:28 No.44801714 File: 1.25 MB, 498x308, reimu-hakurei-reimu.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801673 cool down with the anti-youkaitism, Reimu

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:16:30 No.44801728 File: 168 KB, 724x1023, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_zannen_na_hito__20e6d7cbf73a59d548c852ab381b3556.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801709 LIAR!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:17:18 No.44801733 >>44801673 I don't care! I love her! She can eat me if she likes!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:17:34 No.44801737 File: 256 KB, 1275x1800, 1678852800906155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801709

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:21:51 No.44801765
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>>44801737
Anon, she CLEARLY is only doing this to try and deceive us into the belief that she does in fact wear undies.
The overwhelming evidence of Hong when she's not in a demonstration showing off her ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶l̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶g̶h̶s̶ decoy pantsu is that of nopan being the norm.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:23:46 No.44801775 File: 314 KB, 1440x1152, 1683347553851741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801765 does the Hong respect her ancient heritage?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:23:51 No.44801776 File: 183 KB, 608x850, e3dfdaf1b27c165ca1455ae86c8a1279.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801765 >even here she doesn't use panties why is she like this?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:24:29 No.44801779 File: 479 KB, 539x790, one.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801775 Always.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:25:10 No.44801784 >>44801673 Incorrect. She most likely just gets meals from the leftovers of Sakuya. It's mentioned she doesn't eat people in PMISS. At worst she'll kick you out if she catches you sneaking around the front garden.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:26:16 No.44801790 >>44801688 It's actually funny reading about that. China was a lot more... interested in Rome than the other way around.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:26:30 No.44801794 File: 445 KB, 852x800, remilia_scarlet_flandre_scarlet_izayoi_sakuya_patchouli_knowledge_hong_meiling_and_1_more_touhou_and.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801775 >stronk >chinese >numba one in my heart that's a yes

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:26:33 No.44801795 File: 409 KB, 850x1202, 1691523524727899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801779

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:27:16 No.44801798 Imagine fighting Meiling and seeing her vagina when she tries to kick you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:28:17 No.44801804 File: 138 KB, 850x1214, pretty hong training.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801790 you can't just say that and not elaborate! Don't leave us hanging!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:28:27 No.44801806 File: 589 KB, 1261x1080, 1685158111894989.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801790 we love Hong here

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:28:57 No.44801807 File: 39 KB, 447x344, concern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801784 Don't say I didn't warn you!

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:33:21 No.44801834
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>>44801798
That's why Reimu gave us danmaku, anon.
She grew up without pantsu, became used to the airflow between her thighs, adapted to it;
She just never kicks!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:33:55 No.44801837 File: 298 KB, 1076x1168, cirno bullies reimu98.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801807 fatty

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:38:18 No.44801861
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>>44801804
Rome imported a lot of Chinese silk and things and china called rome daqin (great qin) implying they saw them as their counterpart on the other side of the world

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:41:15 No.44801879
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>>44801861
To be fair, an empire that unites an entire hemisphere under one ruler is nothing to be sniffed at.
Hakurei knows that China spent most of the next two millenia split apart.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:41:25 No.44801880 >>44801804 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e8Yde6qXrI&t=16s

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:42:27 No.44801886 >>44801807 Honestly, I would take the risk just to bang Hong. Worst case scenario I get to become part of her perfect body. >>44801834 >>44801806 >>44801879 I mean, just look at her. If somebody is going to eat me, might as well be her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:43:19 No.44801891 File: 241 KB, 1200x900, 1670201573140586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801879 >sniffed at

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:46:28 No.44801911
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>>44801880
>>44801861
thanks, very nice information!
mainly for the 'Meiling is 4000 years old and travelled the entire world' headcannon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:47:21 No.44801917 File: 207 KB, 900x1900, hongpose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801891 >nothing to be sniffed at I SAID CEASE!!!

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:48:51 No.44801928
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>>44801891
MODS!! He posted Hong sidenipple on the pure Hong thread! Apply Chinese torture methods and discombobulate his anus!

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:48:54 No.44801929 File: 655 KB, 2079x2953, 1680398224585143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801917 from most chinese websites ive seen they seem to be obsessed with feet >>44801911 she eternal

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 21:55:39 No.44801952 File: 291 KB, 850x1381, meiling tea and gates.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] she started guard duties young

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:03:17 No.44801998 I like Hong but I am not sexually attracted to her and would not have sex with her, I would even reject her if she made an attempt first and there's nothing she can do about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:04:15 No.44802000 File: 276 KB, 839x1080, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_koyubi_littlefinger1988__94ddf237509a605f640c2ed65aba34a0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801998 ?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:05:00 No.44802001 File: 428 KB, 623x800, hong stare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44801998 sorry man, you deserve the Hong stare

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:12:22 No.44802038 >>44801998 Anonymous thinks he has a choice.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:14:45 No.44802047 File: 110 KB, 850x1353, sleeping meiling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] she's so good at sleeping she can do it training. Excellent /fit/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:15:02 No.44802050 >>44802038 Hong respects your consent. Unlike Sakuya, Remilia, Flandre, Koakuma, Patchouli. Really, everybody in the SDM.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:15:49 No.44802057 >>44802050 what about gobbo?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:15:56 No.44802062 >>44802038 I could just scream out for Sakuya to come save me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:16:34 No.44802067 >>44801998 This makes me want to write again a short about Hong getting rejected and being heartbroken. You don't get raped, she's just sad and lonely about it.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:16:52 No.44802070 File: 165 KB, 850x1202, meiling eating.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44802062 Sakuya would join it, man

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:19:12 No.44802091 File: 116 KB, 268x622, gobbo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44802057 Gobbo don't swing that way, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:19:36 No.44802094 >>44802070 No she wouldn't, she would reign in the gatekeeper because that's her job.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:21:46 No.44802102 File: 82 KB, 850x636, __izayoi_sakuya_and_hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_xian_qishui__sample-8dfc1637435787847dafc6309991cd23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44802094 good luck for you then, anonymous

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:22:47 No.44802106 File: 70 KB, 850x546, meiling cry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44802067 why would you do that again ?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:23:07 No.44802107 >>44802057 Hobgoblins in western myths are actually pretty chill. I doubt they would care to rape you even if you were a big tit anime warrior girl.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:23:45 No.44802109 >>44802067 >again Post it

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:24:38 No.44802115 File: 140 KB, 935x561, el goblinos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44802057 they would not hurt a fly

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:26:14 No.44802120 File: 60 KB, 850x638, cooking meiling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hey guys, just posting some cannibalism to spice up the thread. Cool, bye.

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:28:11 No.44802129
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>>44802106
>>44802109
I don't have it, I just have a mind to in order to fulfill my desire for Hong-focused literature.

>>44802120
I think we all know where this ends up.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:30:00 No.44802136 >>44802115 >>44802107 >>44802091 damn, Gobbo is a cool guy

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:33:13 No.44802150 >>44802136 Isekai gives them a bad rep. But they are basically just zashiki-warashi. Minus the part where they secretly spy on villagers like the Stasi.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:34:14 No.44802157 >>44802120 I once remember reading a story where Sakuya cooks Meiling and feeds her to Remilia because she constantly fails to do her job. Also remember reading one where Meiling eats a outsider.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:35:13 No.44802164 File: 418 KB, 640x622, meiling.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44802157 thanks for the information, Satan

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:36:41 No.44802179 >>44802164 Want to read them? They honestly weren't that good. And I say that as somebody with a massive cooking vore fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:38:01 No.44802190 >>44802129 Did you post it here on jaypee?if yes then its very easy to find on the archive with soe keywords.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:40:55 No.44802211 File: 646 KB, 640x902, 4e60d733cea199c0e5fe2b685d1e513b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44802179 no thanks, bro!

Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:41:22 No.44802214
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>>44802190
Let me rephrase from the beginning:
This makes me want to write (Again), specifically a short story revolving around Hong Meiling falling in love and being rejected by the man and being sad about it.
This would fulfill my desire to finally write some content focussing on Meiling primarily and not someone else.

I'll probably do it tomorrow when I have time though.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:56:23 No.44802330 File: 188 KB, 360x360, 450.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meiling is looking a LOT younger then usual... Must be toying around with some of Flander's makeup again.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:58:31 No.44802340 File: 67 KB, 850x850, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_chenwei_jun__sample-e2dffc8059e56637892abfc06f83ac78.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44802330 herbal tea, anon, herbal tea

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 22:58:44 No.44802342 File: 541 KB, 2000x2857, __hong_meiling_and_orange_touhou_and_1_more_drawn_by_qixzy__62985009b9f32b3e46a57c823b058083.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44802330 What an odd looking Hong...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 23:14:34 No.44802431 File: 160 KB, 850x1189, meiling danmaku.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800324 >She also has the prettiest danmaku, makes you feel as if she really put some effort into it true, it's really pretty

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>>	Anonymous Sat, Sep 30, 2023 23:43:41 No.44802598 File: 68 KB, 850x531, danmaku_for_the_koreans.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 01:13:51 No.44803035 >>44801100 she visited before the sino-albanian split

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 08:22:05 No.44805772 >>44802067 I would never reject Hong!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 08:37:56 No.44805908 >>44801120 4000 years yet they've never been anything more than comic relief for the rest of the world

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 08:49:46 No.44805994 File: 17 KB, 325x327, 1693262591764041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44805908 cope

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 08:51:34 No.44806002 File: 586 KB, 498x403, meiling-hong.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44800256 Tai Chi is a shitty "martial art" on par with healing crystals. But I would fuck her brains out all the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 15:15:19 No.44809721 File: 410 KB, 1200x963, 1695923929480186.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Creating a new generation of gate keepers with Hong!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 15:17:28 No.44809735 File: 48 KB, 466x659, images - 2023-09-27T233107.064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44809721 what genetic trait you can pass on that'd help with gatekeeping duties?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 15:22:07 No.44809779 File: 40 KB, 554x554, 1695526976078064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44809735 My neurotic brain will help them spot threats more effectively!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 15:25:01 No.44809795 File: 15 KB, 224x224, images (4).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44809779 The Hong likes men that know their worth, good job, schizoanon!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 15:30:32 No.44809839 File: 1.03 MB, 2026x2378, hongsmileing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44809779 Can't accidentally let a threat in if you treat everything like a threat! Good thinking anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 15:45:02 No.44809977 >>44809735 My ability to space out. It is sure to be useful in a profession where nothing happens 90% of the time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 16:12:09 No.44810261 File: 593 KB, 971x1100, 1682893434404321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i want The Hong to look at me like this

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 16:14:34 No.44810283 File: 91 KB, 850x1133, meiling trad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44810261 anon, what did you do to get that stare?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 16:16:40 No.44810307 >>44810261 Sounds like getting arrested is going to be part of your plan then.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 16:17:08 No.44810313 >>44810283 >>44801998

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 16:19:55 No.44810347 File: 120 KB, 850x1202, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_kanta_pixiv9296614__sample-b813516be8fae47c71cce3e878a0ec8e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44810313 you deserve the CCBT treatment.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 16:24:51 No.44810390 File: 1.16 MB, 1000x1500, swapsies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44810347 Good thing Remilia had to call in a favour to find a new gatekeeper after Hong got rejected!

Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 16:28:36 No.44810438
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>>44810390
>Yuuka as gatekeeper
Marisa is fucked, although that means Cirno and her friends will be constantly exploring the mansion since Yuuka has a soft spot for children
Sakuya is never sleeping again

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 16:41:14 No.44810582 >>44810438 Not my Yuuka!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 16:45:51 No.44810627 File: 167 KB, 850x1133, sunflowermeiling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44810438 It's weird how alike those two are, yet how totally different at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 16:47:33 No.44810645 >>44810627 The only difference between the two is that Meiling still has a heart.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 16:49:11 No.44810661
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>>44810645
Yuuka has a heart man, she just needs a friend to bond with and melt it down.
Any anon with a green thumb here?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 16:54:11 No.44810695 File: 236 KB, 1500x1500, 632587456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would Meiling know who Junko is? I don't mean that they know each other personally but more from a Chinese mythology perspective

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 16:56:52 No.44810712 File: 97 KB, 460x650, bringyourdaughtertoworkday.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44810695 Probably, but I bet she wouldn't put two and two together and associate "Junko" with her chinese name.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 16:58:26 No.44810731 >>44810661 Does Yuuka even have any knowledge of gardening or does she not need it because her powers can grow things without any of that?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 17:00:00 No.44810750 >>44810712 >Meiling talking about the legend of Junko with Junko without realizing who she's talking to

Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 17:03:33 No.44810775
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>>44810695
>Meiling used to write a lot of poetry in her first millennium of life
>she wrote some of the Elegies of Chu, mainly the Tiānwèn
>meaning she probably wrote about the mythos of Xuán Qī
all headcannon, of course, but can you imagine Meiling talking to Junko without realizing her status and the fact she wrote about 'her' in the long past? Would be funny as hell

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 17:05:54 No.44810802 File: 87 KB, 822x825, I can't believe it's not Meiling!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44810775 >>44810750 It would be very in character. Not that she's stupid, just a little airheaded.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 17:12:43 No.44810867 [SPOILER]

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>>44810775
Meiling has read almost every major work of martial literature ever written!
Caesar's Gaulican campaigns, Alexander's legends, Sun tsu, Psycho Soldier Tsukada, Vom Kriege;
She's a military tactician graduate!

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 18:14:30 No.44811502 File: 107 KB, 1280x530, 852456.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Where would Meiling be on this scale? I'm sorry this is the least fetishey chart i could find

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 18:20:02 No.44811539 >>44811502 Probably a 3, going by official depictions. MABYE a 4.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 18:21:58 No.44811549 >>44811502 I'd place her at 2. Physically fit but more lean than swole.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 18:27:48 No.44811580 >>44811549 She does have Chun Li tier thighs though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 18:29:01 No.44811593 >>44811580 I will give her an emphasis on leg strength.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 18:37:02 No.44811660 I'm Honging right now.

Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 18:41:21 No.44811700
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>>44810775
>>44810750
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I look at the Moon with frowning eyes, back against the brick wall. It's a quiet night and, the only sources of light are the fireflies flying above the Misty Lake just ahead and the lights in the mansion behind me, the moonlight weak. I keep looking at the moon: there's this weird Ki in the air, a flow of energy I'd only felt during wars...

I cross my arms, suddenly feeling chilly for no reason.

"It's beautiful, isn't it?" The voice by my side should've put me immediately in fight mode. I was alone, and the voice wasn't Sakuya's. Someone approached me without me noticing. Yet... I didn't feel like raising fists or Danmaku. I looked at the person with calm eyes, arms still crossed. Blonde and as tall as me, wearing black and gold, patterns that unlocked deep memories in my mind, hands hidden in her sleeves put together; a noble posture. I almost instinctively bowed my head. "Dear, sorry if I scared you, I was just feeling a bit bored and wanted someone to talk to. I am Junko."

"It's okay... My name is Hong Meiling."

It really is not okay. This Junko's ki is unlike anything I've ever felt before. The closest thing I can think of is the oceans I used to train on when I was younger. Its waves placid and would flow with rhyme, with patience, and it was a great surface to train ki control... Yet, the more ki I poured into my body and concentration, the more the oceans' true energy became clear to me: pure and unadulterated wrathful chaos.

If it so desired it could consume the land and the people for eternity, destroy empires like it's nothing.

It's like staring down a force of nature.

"Hong Meiling?" She tasted my name. "It's a beautiful name. Can you tell me about yourself, Hong Meiling?"

"Eh...? Well, there's not much interesting about me, I'm not that strong with Danmaku and... Am just the gatekeeper--"

"I disagree. To me, the most mundane and often overlooked flowers will one day decorate Heaven itself." It was all said with a plain smile, her perfect posture never changing, and I couldn't help but slightly blush with such words. Mouth a line and eyes wide, I looked back at the moon, now tense and scrambling things about me that'd sound remotely intriguing. Junko's smile never died out.

"I, uh... When I was young and still in training, I used to write a lot of poetry?" I don't know why I thought that was the best thing to bring up, but I have the feeling she enjoys poetry. "I traveled around and wrote about the things I'd see and do, the people I met, and so on."

"That's lovely, dear. I love poetry," I felt proud, for some reason. "I have never traveled much, so deep in responsibilities. This beautiful world is a surprising existence by itself, and I know each step to each direction, to me, will always be met with a new thing to learn and understand," she smiled with something otherworldly, closing her eyes for a moment before turning back to me. "Tell me about your steps, would you?"

"Sure!" It came out faster than I anticipated, and Junko giggled. I felt red like a tomato. "Let's see... Um..." I started thinking, the appeasement of my mind focusing on Junko's weird ki by accident. A memory popped into my mind, "There was this woman a long, long time ago back in my homeland, and her tale is of tragedy. She had black hair and was so very beautiful her brightness cast a light around her, and the contrast got her the name of 'Dark Lady', and death reigned where she walked. Her first marriage was with a minister of Music, and their child was Bofeng, a man with sins uncountable to the point his heart turned to that of a pig. He was killed for that. Her second child was named Boshi, a man with sins uncountable to the point his heart turned to that of a wolf---"

"Which was refused to be seen, and then killed so that the ruin of the dynasty at the hands of creatures wouldn't be brought forth," Junko's voice had lost its peaceful tone, and her eyes, like the ocean, showed rage only tsunamis could pack. "The Dark Lady then sought vengeance for her sons, and she killed anyone in her path, her choices forcing her forever to bear hatred and rage that'd never fade. She had become incarnated death, and there's nothing more she wishes to than to die."

I... I really didn't know what to say.

"That's not... how the story goes." Yet, that was probably the worst thing to say.

Junko stared at me for a moment, her red eyes speaking of unspeakable deeds, but it soon died down and gave way to a soft red, like those of roses, not flowing flames.

"Oh, I think I've read a bootleg version, then. Silly me." She giggled a little, but I was still feeling uneasy. "Well, thank you for entertaining this old lady."

"H-Huh?... Oh, sure!"

"This was a nice conversation, Hong Meiling. I wonder if we'll ever see each other again."

I was going to answer, but she wasn't there anymore. My eyes went back to the moon and arms uncrossed, the chill gone.

... Junko was her name. Better not forget it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 18:41:47 No.44811702 File: 417 KB, 2557x1080, 221546879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The results are in and it seems Hong has retained the 23rd place

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 18:42:37 No.44811711 File: 91 KB, 850x817, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_koharu66353343__sample-a63cee4416dab1c3541ad1ff57698785.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44811702 always numba 1 in my heart

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 18:47:54 No.44811747 >>44811700 You did a good job with Junko's quiet rage

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 18:53:11 No.44811789 >>44810867 >Psycho Soldier Tsukada Wait... who?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 20:19:48 No.44812375 File: 71 KB, 317x290, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_shirosato__166082407acc080740e108b7697f1441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44811789 Just who the hell is this guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 22:37:17 No.44813179 >>44812375 >>44811789 he's rice

Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 22:48:23 No.44813262
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>>44813179
He's a poet!
There are a lot of waka poems with unknown authors handed down from ancient times, but not many people know Psycho Soldier Tsukada actually wrote all of them.
No, wait, seriously, who the hell is this guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun, Oct 1, 2023 23:18:36 No.44813480 File: 198 KB, 850x1225, fight hong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44813262 don't you think you're asking too many questions, anon? Someone might not like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 00:15:16 No.44813819 >>44812375 Hong's pen name.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 00:23:41 No.44813866 >>44802150 Except that they probably spy on the mansion on yukari behalf.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 00:29:42 No.44813908 File: 183 KB, 1200x1200, chinesemyon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meiling gave some fashion advice to Sakuya's weird cousin!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 00:31:57 No.44813928 File: 213 KB, 850x1203, __konpaku_youmu_and_hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_ikurauni__sample-146b86840ae5538ad9fb70ddfdb1c3e6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44813908 and training, of course!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 00:38:02 No.44813976 File: 156 KB, 837x1098, __izayoi_sakuya_konpaku_youmu_hong_meiling_and_konpaku_youmu_touhou_and_2_more_drawn_by_colonel_aki__94fdc14bc79bc6c659bd7d52efcfceae.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why do they like Twister so much?

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 00:45:31 No.44814025
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>>44813976
Family bonding of course!
Turns out Youki was a distant relative of Sakuya after all! Now Hong is an auntie!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 00:47:57 No.44814037 File: 248 KB, 850x1197, xmas 2hus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44814025 >autie Hong nice

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 01:21:00 No.44814233 File: 370 KB, 800x695, __konpaku_youmu_and_hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_danna_karatekikku__32f54087170e3924ce03ad8814d82bf7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44814025 >>44813928 she still has too much to learn...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 01:37:12 No.44814324 >>44814233 Gasp! They're bigger than Yuyuko's!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 04:18:05 No.44815379 What breast size do you guys prefer for hong? I usually like average, i can't imagine them being so big with how physical she is. Her ass is huge tho

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 04:22:43 No.44815423 >>44810731 If your whole power revolved around plants you think you might learn a thing or two about them along the way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 04:34:16 No.44815513 >>44815423 I don't know, if you had super strength would you bother learning anything about physical fitness?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 04:40:34 No.44815564 >>44815423 I thought Yuuka herself was a plant youkai

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 12:08:03 No.44818411 File: 281 KB, 792x1080, __hong_meiling_and_fairy_maid_touhou_drawn_by_koyubi_littlefinger1988__0fd547dc0c5ea28b0a4121a95b39f3bf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be the little spoon

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 12:16:32 No.44818486 File: 1.58 MB, 720x1280, meiling drink.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44818411

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 15:03:21 No.44819562
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>>44800288
>don't call our favorite Scottish chinese spanish-latino american that, Anon, it's not cool.
She's Irish. There are way more Irish redheads than there are scottish ones. She fought for the IRA and is involved with the Queen's death. Who knows what else she may be planning ...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 15:05:49 No.44819582 File: 2.61 MB, 2281x1576, 2hu guns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44819562 >his name is Anon. He knows too much. Kill him and his family, then torch his house. >onto work, SDM

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 15:08:51 No.44819607 File: 57 KB, 238x97, q3rt523t32.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44819582

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 15:12:48 No.44819632 File: 92 KB, 579x819, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_carte__f820b48609655e1610ffdfb0480d047f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44819562 >Who knows what else she may be planning... don't say privet close to her

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 15:13:42 No.44819636
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>>44811502
Four. She has four thousand years of chinese muscularity. She also has big tits. Not Yuyuko tier but enough to make you want to rest your head on.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 15:16:42 No.44819646 File: 163 KB, 336x568, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_sakura_medilore__0c272eca0144b73f01064c86afd33128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44819632 Uh oh! Marxist-Leninist Meiling! Remilia better treat her fairy workers well!

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 15:18:02 No.44819656
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>>44819562
>She fought for the IRA and is involved with the Queen's death.
Isn't funny how hong kong took her one day off of the year during September 8th, 2022

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 15:20:35 No.44819670
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>this is the right thread, okay...
>... bomb's ready, just need the plane to strike now before detonating it
>simple enough
>I wonder what this thread did to deserve this.
>not that I care, anyway.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 15:53:27 No.44819871 File: 254 KB, 850x1189, tacticalgensokyo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44810867 and then she wrote a book with her knowledge! Meiling is such an enlightened person!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 16:00:28 No.44819921 File: 1.36 MB, 1100x1309, dafuq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The fuck went down here?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 16:01:59 No.44819930 File: 874 KB, 1343x1434, meilingarmed.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44819921 anons discussed some infohazards and now the Glowiesokians are about to blow us up

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 16:04:07 No.44819951 >>44819930 >G3 The sino-prussian agreement held true in gensokyo then, how interesting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 16:08:07 No.44819985 File: 3.08 MB, 3160x4491, maoist hong.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44819646 Don't be silly, she's a dedicated maoist, not a khruschevite revisionist.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 16:14:57 No.44820032 File: 962 KB, 587x1258, meiling m60.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44819951 oops

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 16:19:29 No.44820065 File: 126 KB, 368x800, meilingglasses.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44819985 your post makes the party happy. Execution postponed. Congrats!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 16:39:08 No.44820201 File: 59 KB, 850x638, __hong_meiling_kaenbyou_rin_chen_kaenbyou_rin_goutokuji_mike_and_2_more_touhou_drawn_by_shirosato__sample-0a781a1258a1f528d9e4f32ea3be638e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Meiling is a pussy magnet

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 16:40:23 No.44820211 File: 2.38 MB, 1990x1512, hongdogCC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44820201 Quote?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 16:41:11 No.44820217 File: 193 KB, 850x704, __hong_meiling_and_hoshiguma_yuugi_touhou_drawn_by_sami_pirateyoukai__sample-98047e5f40bdedd7d5b96fcd21a6ebf4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44820211 it was revealed to me in a dream

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:14:52 No.44821270 >>44820217 A grim reminder that there will never be a Yuugi Fumo...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:20:02 No.44821308 Meiling is NOT a rapist, do not portray her as one. She would not react that badly to being rejected and would take it well. Only Remilia and Flandre would react that badly to rejection, but not Hong.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:23:04 No.44821329 >>44821308 You are correct. Remilia wold have never hired her if she were so mentally unstable.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:25:04 No.44821347 File: 73 KB, 600x752, b2d7d9f7672f6915426cca276997e4e6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] maybe meiling is australian and got sent there with the convicts from england

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:29:53 No.44821373 >>44821329 True, Meiling is very sane unlike her bosses so she would be able to accept getting rejected and the fact she'll be alone forever and not get mad about it. I know I would reject her, her job doesn't let her be very good wife material.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:31:48 No.44821389 >>44821373 Maybe Remilia will let her become a full time gardener instead if you can get and install one of those ring doorbells for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:32:10 No.44821391 File: 101 KB, 458x530, meiling watering flowers.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44821347 >australian get in the fucking line, behind russian over there

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:33:50 No.44821405 >>44821389 Fat chance, Meiling is already married to her job and Remi wouldn't want to risk losing one of her servants.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:37:26 No.44821432
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>trying to court Meiling
>Flan stalks you with killing intent every single moment
>you two make eye contact
>she fucking pops a passerby fairy maid like she's a balloon, never breaking eye contact
don't ever make Flan's big sis cry, anons!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:41:14 No.44821471 >>44821405 She would be losing her, she'd just be relocating to the garden. Surely she could see the appeal of her gardener focusing her full attention on the garden and giving her an even more beautiful place to stroll through on a moonlit night.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:41:32 No.44821475 >>44821432 Yet another reason to reject Meiling, her lunatic friends taking issue with it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:42:22 No.44821482 >>44821432 Didn't Flan choke her out?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:42:57 No.44821488 File: 187 KB, 850x1200, hong and flan 5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44821482 kids will be kids

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:44:54 No.44821505 >>44821488 Flan can't continue to hide behind her physical appearance to avoid consequences, we all know she's centuries old!

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:47:31 No.44821520
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>>44821505
she's more than a kid just in appearance since she never got to grow up locked in the basement for 500 years
And big sis Hong will teach her how to behave like an adult and how to do adult things, like drinking coffee!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:49:25 No.44821528 File: 302 KB, 850x1360, __hong_meiling_and_tatara_kogasa_touhou_drawn_by_furutori_bdt6iwnrt9tuzgn__sample-1a24829111e80e3a4ac966ed13506e9d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why does she have a knack for evil kids?

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:50:26 No.44821533

>>44821482
even better is she did it because she thought meiling was revealing that she was truly evil and she didn't know that possession was even involved
what this implies to me is that meiling had said or done certain things in the past that made flan harbor suspicions that she was secretly hiding her power level
what the fuck was she thinking?

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:50:58 No.44821537
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>>44821475
You mean to say you wouldn't date someone because she has weird friends?
Forget rejecting her, Hong would never go out with someone so shallow in the first place!

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:52:15 No.44821547
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>>44821533
to Flan, the only company were the walls
the walls told Flan many lies

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:59:36 No.44821594

>>44821537
Meh, see if I care. Meiling is also an autist too and she would take issue with you not doing things like using chopsticks and learning martial arts with her. Dumb Youkai doesn't deserve a boyfriend in the first place. I'd rather date someone mature like Akyuu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 19:59:57 No.44821597 >>44821537 I will only date friendless hermits like myself so we can live a friendless hermit life together.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:00:58 No.44821607 >>44821594 Take that wig off Reimu, everyone can tell it's you!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:01:17 No.44821610 File: 1.50 MB, 1081x1247, meiling tea.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44821594 kek, anon got mogged by the Hong Standards

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:04:24 No.44821624 >>44821594 Sour grapes much? >>44821597 But the whole joy is meant to be becoming each others friends anon!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:04:47 No.44821626 Face it, Hong is just not good girlfriend material. And even if you did somehow get past her ridiculous standards and get her interest, Sakuya would just deem you disruptive to Hong doing her job and take you out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:05:41 No.44821630 >>44821626 Form an alliance with another guy who wants Sakuya so he can distract her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:06:27 No.44821635 >>44821626 >ridiculous standards I don't know man, "being okay with her job" doesn't seem to unreasonable to me...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:11:39 No.44821671 >>44821635 Besides, her job leaves her with a lot of time to hang out with you if you go to her at the gate. I don't imagine they get too many visitors anyways and the only intruder to watch for is Marisa who is more Patchy's problem than Remilia's.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:18:28 No.44821700
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about the dating conundrum, would she even date a human to begin with? She knows she'll outlive every human she meets, and her martial arts and way of life have imposed on her great self-control, so she wouldn't just follow the flow of things and let herself get tangled in love. Perhaps humans and youkai should remain just friends!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:21:59 No.44821710 Hong would accidentally kill you when she inevitably asks to spar with you if you get trained by her anyway, she's one of the strongest fighters who aren't an oni around, she might accidentally get too heated up and strike you in the wrong way.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:24:29 No.44821719 >>44821710 Any self respecting profesional fighter would know how to pull their punches and keep their cool, please do not compare her to an oni.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:27:19 No.44821737 File: 32 KB, 473x649, images - 2023-09-24T002550.768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44821719 Hong is a master of selfcontrol. She can control not only herself to the tinniest things. It'd take a master of the arts to make her cum...

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:34:01 No.44821763

>>44821700
I don't see why not, even Bruce Lee had a family. As for dating a human, maybe she would be more willing if he proved himself to have the drive to find dubious ways to extend his own lifespan rather than just some rando who is cool with living and dying in a few decades.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:37:14 No.44821786

>>44821710
Unlike oni who may be unwilling to hold back, Hong would be well aware of her own capabilities and hold back appropriately. Chances are that a beginner doesn't have what it takes to even activate a reflexive response from her anyways.

Would an average human even be able to hurt her if they punches her in the face?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:44:00 No.44821854 File: 44 KB, 466x658, images - 2023-09-24T004104.408.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44821786 Nope, no chance she'd get hurt from a random's punch.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:48:44 No.44821898 File: 1.46 MB, 1447x1929, hongheart.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44821854 Her real defense is the psychological damage from trying to hit such a pretty lady!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:51:57 No.44821933 >>44821898 Imagine her playing up really getting hurt from the punch to see you desperately try to apologize only for her to snap out of it, laugh, and say that she pranked you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:53:13 No.44821942 File: 124 KB, 1129x931, F7ZnYhobcAAFkIt[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:55:30 No.44821952 File: 1.12 MB, 1000x1733, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_ruu_tksymkw__cd7fe90a3933d3d75e79275af6a9a130.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44821933 Meiling would never! Too cruel!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 20:57:35 No.44821972 doesn't Akyuu say that Meiling is the sort of person who's good for you to test your skills on?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 21:06:32 No.44822031 >>44821952 It's okay, she just did that to reassure you that nothing you do can ever hurt her so you don't need to hold back!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 21:18:20 No.44822121 >>44821972 She did say something along the lines of several people from the village challenging her to fights.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 21:51:12 No.44822363 File: 105 KB, 850x1055, fightingpose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be every other day of the week >Monday >Meiling thread goes fucking bananas over armed Meiling and gensokyan infohazards why is it always like this? Not complaining tho

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 21:53:04 No.44822372 >>44822363 >armed Meiling and gensokyan infohazards What?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 21:56:47 No.44822394 >>44822121 I'm going to sneak up on her and give her a German suplex followed by the People's Elbow wearing nothing but a luchador mask and speaking broken Spanish.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 21:57:56 No.44822400 File: 217 KB, 850x599, meilingshock.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44822394 how?!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 21:58:19 No.44822402 >>44822394 I'm pretty sure she'll see it coming but good luck

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 22:00:41 No.44822414 File: 51 KB, 300x300, IMG_000021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44822402 HOLY SHIT MEILING IS READING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW????

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 22:01:33 No.44822420 >>44822402 Not if she's dreaming about battling another giant catfish.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 22:03:34 No.44822432 File: 50 KB, 254x215, flan cheer.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44822402 >>44822414 I LOVE YOU, MEILING! KEEP TAKING GOOD CARE OF THE MANSION'S GATES!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 22:46:23 No.44822672 >>44821373 She would accept it, but would her mentally unstable friends accept you hurting her like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:23:21 No.44822862 >>44821626 hence the objective is always to bang sakuya

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:30:26 No.44822896 File: 1.96 MB, 2500x2500, __izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_hisha_kan_moko__1f5f37a69ab6433d6318989fe3963bb1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44822862 >Sex the murder maid What could possibly go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:31:43 No.44822901 >>44822896 Human. Goes to town. Loses her pocket watch she's done. Lorefaggots get raked

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:36:43 No.44822924
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>>44822862
isn't Sakuya just 100x times worse in every aspect when compared to Meiling? Not talking about appearances, just general personality
>Sakuya is demanding. If she asks you to do something, it's no question, it's a demand. She wants it done fast and precisely and, if it's not up to par, she'll let you know that in extensive detail. Did something wrong or break something? Better get used to her lecturing you about how much better you could've done things if you had just done this, that, and that
>you'll never be her primary responsibility or thought, the order goes: Remilia, then Flandre, then her job as a Maid, then the house, then you.
just those are massive deal-breaker, it'd be like living with a paranoid and berating boss

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:41:57 No.44822957

>>44822924
Well at least she's the head maid so she's mostly responsible for overseeing the hobgoblins who do the actual work. Her ability to stop time also means that while she is hard at work doing this or that, you will be completely unaware of that and she'd be done before you could blink your eye. That being said, she would probably have little time to spend with you during her waking hours since I'm sure she sleeps during the day so that she attend to Remilia at night.

Is it ever said how long she can stop time? Is it a Jojo type deal where it's only for a couple of seconds at a time or can she do it for as long as she wants? If it's the latter then she probably just gets her eight hours while time and stopped and she can spend time with you during the day.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:44:15 No.44822967
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>>44822957
Not explicitly, but from SSiB and TGoM it's not shown with a limit and might as well be limitless.
Of course, it could take conscious effort to maintain, but that's just speculation.

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:45:51 No.44822972
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>>44822957
I don't remember any imposed limits on her power, only that she can manipulate space and time. The mansion is always bigger inside for all we know, so her power to manipulate space seems 'infinite' of sorts, same should go about her time-stop.
So yeah, probably 10 hours of sleep every day, done in no time at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:47:47 No.44822983 >>44822972 >The mansion is always bigger inside for all we know Could she use that on your dick?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:48:47 No.44822987 >>44822967 >>44822972 What a trip that must be to see. Imagine seeing Sakuya tired after a long night of duty and in the blink of an eye, she looks great and ready to take on the day again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:49:47 No.44822993 >>44822983 What benefit would there be to your dick being bigger on the inside?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:50:47 No.44822999 File: 25 KB, 255x285, 1688899933367942.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44822983 >those massive futadicks memes >Sakuya can make them real

Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:50:51 No.44823000
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>>44822983
I'd be insulted if she didn't.

>>44822972
Tagging on to this, it's hinted that she's a LOT older than she should be biologically. This would imply that she has such control of her powers that she can safely reverse biological ageing on herself with no consequences. Very powerful, but she's so airheaded it hasn't occurred to her to cheat.
>>44822987
They don't call her the perfect maid for nothing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:51:03 No.44823004 >>44822993 I meant making it larger obviously.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:51:10 No.44823006 >>44800270 Bwased

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:51:24 No.44823011 >>44822999 please don't

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:52:14 No.44823018 >>44822999 She can change the size of stuffs but she cant create stuff, so no futa dicks.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:52:52 No.44823020 File: 50 KB, 750x789, 7a19b8230edba7d34a737c2a784260f6f38ece6f9c2422876c20f249cf4e3014_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44822999 >digits

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:54:14 No.44823029 File: 113 KB, 308x318, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44822999 you guys haven't been reading your sakuya doujins and it shows

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:59:17 No.44823059 >>44822972 >her power to manipulate space seems 'infinite' of sorts how the fuck she extract Infinite energy for mantainting the Spell?

>>	Anonymous Mon, Oct 2, 2023 23:59:32 No.44823062 I want to collect knives with Sakuya!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 00:00:30 No.44823073 File: 153 KB, 1900x2000, __izayoi_sakuya_touhou_drawn_by_mata_matasoup__f73af2accc103875de45216338c8c3ee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44823059 Magic.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 00:00:31 No.44823074 >>44823059 I do not think there is a mana system or whatever in Gensokyo, you either know a spell or dont.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 00:02:56 No.44823086 >>44823074 if patchouli wanna sell me that magic and Science are oposite of the same coin. then there is logical principles, laws and limitations to powers.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 00:03:00 No.44823087 File: 971 KB, 620x601, remi gets rekt.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is the Sakuya thread still ass?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 00:10:47 No.44823121 >>44823087 yep, and the Remi thread is pedo. Only Hong can gatekeep successfully, funnily enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 00:13:01 No.44823136 >>44823121 Most of the threads are defined by the OP. If you want to have a quality one for them make a decent op like this one. It does not need to be even good, just not porn.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 01:12:41 No.44823452 >>44823087 In that situation, would Hong be obligated to save Remilia or stand aside because she can't lay hands on Flan?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 01:13:50 No.44823460 File: 110 KB, 850x1008, sleepy meiling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44823452 she's thinking very hard about what to do

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 01:15:50 No.44823471 >>44823460 Call for Sakuya, she'll know what to do!

Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 01:21:37 No.44823500
File: 1.19 MB, 1500x2121, __remilia_scarlet_flandre_scarlet_izayoi_sakuya_and_hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_inuno_rakugaki__a53cb6fc90c3b023c0e370e691fa3808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>44823471
>the mistresses' cuteness got to her
goddammit, Sakuya!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 01:35:11 No.44823566 >>44823500 Damn it! We need Patchy's clear head to come up with a solution!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 01:41:06 No.44823596 File: 598 KB, 593x775, patchyandsisters.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44823566 she read to them until they fell asleep. Thanks, Patchy! Koa helped!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 04:13:55 No.44824375 Here's a thing it doesn't have much hong but it has hong https://youtu.be/5ipGPLsWoFU?si=CNkTRHH2fizB4Bqz

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 04:15:44 No.44824385 >>44823500 Taking a good whiff of Sakuya's crotch and ass!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 04:23:06 No.44824418 >>44824385 EWWW

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 04:25:40 No.44824429 File: 225 KB, 1340x992, d8qgvob-08374738-f72c-4b3b-826c-911146d488fb.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44824385 Back to your containment ass thread!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 04:30:40 No.44824456 >>44824429 But I also said crotch :(

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 04:34:26 No.44824476 File: 26 KB, 462x462, images - 2023-09-28T021748.288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44824456 Muh mistake, anon. Enjoy the thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 06:07:15 No.44824712 >>44824385 "Hey, what stinks of fish, stale urine, blood, and semen?"

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 12:58:14 No.44826909 File: 262 KB, 850x1132, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_shino_puchihebi__sample-b75dae89082469a52b3e53ce37fddbab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OMG OMG she is so cute what do i say to her i'm so nervous

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 13:02:59 No.44826930 File: 1.84 MB, 2860x2769, meiling stretch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44826909 le be... le yourself!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 22:01:06 No.44831278 >>44810307 of courshe!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Oct 3, 2023 22:52:26 No.44831570 File: 2.57 MB, 3525x3189, 365235789576.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish there was a new fighting game with Meiling in it.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2023 00:05:13 No.44831917 File: 375 KB, 819x579, __hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_gagamatsu__07de01de9da06383f9b07fe4470c93b2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44831570 I wish there was a game centered around Meiling, just like Luna Lights sadge

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2023 00:10:14 No.44831935 >>44831917 Everyone is too convinced by Hong's disguise as a lazy narcoleptic to believe that she's a master of martial arts. All of them. She learned that strategy from Sun tzu!

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2023 02:18:44 No.44832705 >>44831917 A beat em' up would be fun

>>	Anonymous Wed, Oct 4, 2023 04:51:15 No.44833640 File: 710 KB, 720x720, __patchouli_knowledge_and_hong_meiling_touhou_drawn_by_mobcap__06f9edd072132ad672cd1a043370587f.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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