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44776920 No.44776920 [Reply] [Original]

How will /jp/ anons handle the judge once their afterlife sentence comes? You will have to confess every single sin you committed

>> No.44776938

>>44776920
I won't. She can just look into mirror.

>> No.44776947

>>44776920
she's gensokyo's yama, i don't think she judge outsiders even if they die there

>> No.44777894

>>44776920
I've saved thousands from death and injury, my human lifetime wouldn't be enough to commit enough grave sins to negate that even if I were to try very hard, I'm fine

>> No.44777927
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44777927

>>44776920
I'm being corrected by the Yama as we speak. It doesn't seem too bad.

>> No.44777944

>>44776947
I don't know, unless there is some kind of soul citizenship system at play or you pledged your soul to a specific god, I think you are probably just judged by the god/agent of the god of where you happened to die. That is unless all faiths share an afterlife and therefore the same laws so it doesn't actually matter where you die.

>> No.44778734
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44778734

>>44777927
Damn she looks hot that image. I love her eyes. If only she werent an annoying bitch.

>> No.44778825

>>44776920
I don't care, just ask her to skip the speech and send me straight to hell. It would be much better than my life.

>> No.44779209

>>44777944
Hecatia mention that there is a hell for otherworlds, for the moon and for the earth, I suppose that the ministry of right and wrong span across all realms and therefore there are likely yamas assigned to judge outside world humans aswell

>> No.44779285
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>>44778734
But bitchy Eiki is sexy!

>> No.44779690

>>44776920
I am already expecting to go to Avici.

>> No.44779728
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44779728

>>44777894
...

... Black.

>> No.44780094
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44780094

My sins:

Sex with Komachi's phat killer ass
Anal with Komachi's phat killer ass
Rimming Komachi's phat killer ass
Smacking Komachi's phat killer ass
Facesat by Komachi's phat killer ass
Getting a buttjob by Komachi's phat killer ass
Creampied Komachi's phat killer ass
Fingering Komachi's phat killer ass

>> No.44780352

>>44776920
How will the judge handle someone who simply doesn't care about eternal punishment? If someone decided that living by their own code in life was more important than what happens to them after death, what would she try to say to someone who can't be swayed by punishment in the afterlife?

>> No.44780459
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>> No.44780528

>>44780459
Homosexuality is a sin, so you would go to hell.

>> No.44780555
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44780555

100% black

>> No.44780628

>>44780555
Code to the ramp is 666, but watch out for Mokou's friend.

>> No.44780705

>>44776920
>You will have to confess
I wont, i will achieve eternal life.

>> No.44780712

>>44780528
Masturbation is a sin too and we all know (You) did so at least once in your life

>> No.44782665
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>>44780528

>> No.44786356

>>44780705
The kishin are coming to assassinate your ass

>> No.44791930
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44791930

do NOT pet the yama!

>> No.44793456

>>44777927
eiki found the cum drawer

>> No.44793507
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44793507

The great question remain...
Is Eiki tall or short?

>> No.44793559

>>44793507
Eiki tall is canon the thinking man choice, the Yama should be a powerful, serious and imposing OL

>> No.44793692
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44793692

>>44793507
People who like tall Eiki are probably masochists. Short Eiki is more interesting considering her status, and sets up a better dynamic with the much taller Komachi. I like the idea of an unimposing girl being in such a lofty position as Yama, sitting on that huge chair. Also, she's easier to carry.

>> No.44795333
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>>44793692
>sets up a better dynamic with the much taller Komachi
To be honest, you don't have to make Eiki shorter to get that dynamic and some of the dedicated KomaEiki artists don't do that.
Nagging serious boss and troublesome, easygoing subordinate is good enough, depending on how you write them.

>> No.44799067

>>44795333
That's fair. I guess I just really like size difference. Seeing Komachi completely mog her helps me appreciate both of them more.

>> No.44799087

>>44776920
>How will /jp/ anons handle the judge once their afterlife sentence comes?
Try to put my Ace Attorney experience to work.

If worst comes to worst I'll try to see if all of the money I gave to charity will get me a shorter sentence in hell.

>> No.44799105

>>44777944
I tend to assume that your soul tends to go to whatever god you believe in or you just vanish into nothingness.

Would be kind of funny though if you are, say, a devoted Buddhist but you do die in a plane crash over Saudi Arabia and you get stuck in a legal dispute over who gets your soul.

>> No.44799121

>>44799105
Can I visit other religion's afterlife after death? I heard good Muslims get to have twenty virgins to enjoy in heaven and I want to check that out.

>> No.44799138

>>44793507
Eiki is 170 cm tall

>> No.44799139

>>44799121
>Can I visit other religion's afterlife after death?
Yes. But you don't get to enjoy it.

Like you can visit Muslims in heaven railing twenty virgins but you don't get to do more than watch.

>> No.44803764

>>44799138
so taller than most of this board?

>> No.44803875

>>44799105
Buddhism doesn't believe in souls or the self.

>> No.44803912

>>44803764
This board is full of 210 cm tall Nordic Europeans

I am always called a manlet when I reveal my height

>> No.44804009

>>44799105
How can I become a ghost instead of going somewhere?

>> No.44806729
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44806729

Did Tokiame actually draw this Eiki, or was it someone emulating his artstyle? I could not find a source for it.

>> No.44806740
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44806740

>>44806729

>> No.44806840

>>44806729
>>44806740
Touhou Cannonball
Yeah, Tokiame drew it

>> No.44806953
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44806953

>>44780352
I think she'd still try
She's the type to lecture and lecture, even if the other isn't listening
Because she knows what's best for you
>>44793692
It's not more interesting because that's become such a common trope

>> No.44807005

>>44803875
Buddhism is a weird mix of syncretic believes and whatever local scholar/ruler wanted their cattle like population to be.

>>44804009
Die with regrets.

>> No.44807014
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44807014

What is your punishment in hell going to be?

>> No.44807039

>>44776920
I hate the self-righteous yama of the ministry of right and wrong with their biased judgements! They even allow celestials to close off their realm on a lie!

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44812497

>>44806840
Thank you.

>> No.44812547

>>44806953
Almost admirable, but Eiki could probably use some public speaking lessons if she really wants to get through to people to help them.

>> No.44812597

>>44776920
>You will have to confess every single sin you committed
Can I just ask for Double Hell in lieu?

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