Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Ms. Dormouse has such a good friend.

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>>44770291
Molly levels are off the charts.

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hellwan love

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fox love

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New Rosa for you guys. Something spooky for this Halloween. Question is, why are vampires such messy eaters?

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>>44770410
The Beast Kunoichi clan! Famous users of the doggy style!

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>>44770441
99% are hamming it up, like dorks.
1% are actual dorks, and get too excited.

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>>44770441
It's because dorms like to play with their food

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>>44770291
I want to get all flustered and embarrassed when a Lillim demands I go ballroom dancing with her.

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>>44770493
>"Sorry, I don't dance."

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>>44770318
The finest of genetics along with aggression, a being who only thinks of finding her prey and mating with him on the spot. You can't bargain with her as she is driven by instinct and beastial lust. God help us if they ever figure out how to drive a camaro.

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>>44770484
>dorms

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>>44770534
You can bargain with a hound. They can't resist a good burg or barbecue amd everyone knows a monster would never lie or break her word

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>>44770549
It's hardly considered bargaining if you offer a burger to her after she rapes you. But I guess you will be safe until she finishes eating her burg.

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It turns out that mysterious liquid really was Lilith's Panacea. Unfortunately you only discovered this after accidentally spilling some on your computer.

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>>44770529
*sips tea*
Well anon, just because you can't dance doesn't mean you can't learn... I know! I'll show you how to do the horizontal tango!

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>>44770582
Alright well we need to get a new one since all my work shit was on there and I need that back.

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>>44770583
>*action*
Consider suicide.

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>>44770535
Playing with food is fun.

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>>44770493
High society lims need redneck farmboy correction

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>>44770613
*eyes glow red*
*ground starts to rumble*
no, i think i won't

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>>44770613
I do every day anon. Only thing keeping me alive is my family would be sad if I died.

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>>44770613
Go to bed, wisp-chan.

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>>44770622
I'm a redneck repairman. I want to be corrected though.

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>>44770638
god I want to fuck a lantern of souls

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How would a Wisp/Bicorn relationship work? You can't leave the wagey cagie, right?

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>>44770478
She is not a dork! I swear! All you people do is call vampires dorks but the second you would get approached by one you would be the one looking like a dork.

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Porcs though

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>>44770693
it's like a horse-drawn carriage

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Don't look up.

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>>44770778
I don't look at vampires, aka, dorks.

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>get a job washing clothes for an extremist heroine
>her combat leotard is all sweaty
>tfw the crotch area is also all soaked in her girl juice

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If angels are so pure, then why do they have such lewd bodies? Checkmate Orderites.

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>get a job washing clothes for an extremist heroine
>her combat leotard is all sweaty
>tfw the crotch area is also all soaked in her girl juice
>come back home smelling like her
>my hands smell like her cum without even having sex

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>>44770797
>>44770815
She's marking you.

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Chapter 12: knock knock knock

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>>44770815
Anon living the dream.

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The weak shall fear the strong

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>>44770924
I'm a weak pathetic shota in need of fox correction. Slimes are welcomed too

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>>44770815
Is it wrong to steal a monsters clothing?

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>>44770940
>Slimes are welcomed too
Wah~

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>>44770943
No, given the chance she would do the same to you anyway.

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Going to the beach with your mage wife!

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>mopping the floor and wiping the machines in Mamonogym®
>most of it is sweat, but there are other suspicious fluids mixed in there as well
>business as usual, I'm not payed enough to care
>except some shithead poured a bucket of whey powder into the drinking fountain for the second time this week
>it's closing time and the hall is deserted
>suddenly the music in my ears stops, I pull out my phone and see the battery died
>while I contemplate my stupidity, I feel something hot closing in and a big dark hand placing itself on my shoulder
>turn around
Help.

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>shake a slime's hand
>shake the slime that sticks to you off with a disgusted look on your face
racism against monsters is fun!

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>>44770924
Let's see how strong she is after she's been milked.

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Reposting from last thread
>Achievements
>The beginning of love - Bonded with a monster girl
>Crystal of love - Have a child with a monster girl
>Newlywed - 10 years have passed since they tied the knot
>Soulmate - 100 years have passed since they were united
>Eternally - 1000 years have passed since they were united
>I wanted to meet you - After reincarnation, we will meet again.

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>>44771041
em, okay?

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>>44771041
I wonder how old Incubi can get.

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>>44771019
>What if I make her lighter weight and remove the sloshing happening on her chest?
Oh boy.

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>>44770966
>return home after raiding your neighbors panty drawer
>find her in your room face first in a pair of your boxers

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I just want a Pharaoh to ruffle my hair and call me a good boy. Is that so much to ask for?

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>>44770966
What an unfair trade, there's barely anything there to steal.

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>>44771053
I feel past a certain point you'd just want to move on

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>>44771074
I want to give the pharaoh a scalp massage so good she aheagaos

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i want to mess with a pharoh for making mischief in her kingdom

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>>44771019
Milk is not stored in the boob.

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>>44770291

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>>44771097
I want a Pharaoh to squish my head between her thighs and force me to pleasure her for hours. WEL?

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>>44770973
Anon she clearly fell asleep on the toilet and tried sneaking out quietly only to find the door locked and now she finally struck up the nerve to ask for help in being let out

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sing me a song of the fish in the sea

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>>44771294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo1gOP4Y8sE

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>>44771294
>up jumps the eel with her slippery tail

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>>44771310
>>>/vt/
fuck off.

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>>44771294
The worst old brig that ever did weigh
Sailed out of Zipangu on a windy day
And we're waitin' for the day
Waitin' for the day
Waitin' for the day
That we get our pay

She was built in Pre DL times
Held together with bits of twine
And we're waitin' for the day
Waitin' for the day
Waitin' for the day
That we get our pay

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>>44771345
???

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>>44771376
>>>/VT/
FUCK OFF

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>>44771376
If you want to post vtuber trash you have a containment board for it.

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>>44771294
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wcgvLiNYCcA&pp=ygUWYmVhc3Qgb2YgcGlyYXRlJ3MgYmF5IA%3D%3D

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>>44771294
chainsaw gutfuck

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>Ya lookin' for some milk, city slicker?

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Fox maid coming through.

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>>44771450
>freckles
one thousand smooches

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>>44771450
>And that's how a cow from the sticks took my heart and ran with it.

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>>44771461
kill yourself.

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>>44771475
I try to hold back the suicidal thoughts via irrational spite, thanks.

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>>44771506
squish

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>>44771506
>>44771519
>>>/vg/
fuck off spambot

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Ded

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>>44770291

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>H-Hello Human, 'good morning', I ask that you help me find all the sites of strong spiritual energy in this land.

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>>44771642
I don't even know where they are

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>>44771642
Of course, right down the road you'll find a little shop called Sneed's Feed and Seed. You should be able to buy some strong spiritual energy in there

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>>44771506
>pet
>mwow

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>>44770966
>notice your underwear drawer is open
>you don't remember opening it but you could have easily forgotten something that small
>close the drawer and think no more of it
>that night you wake up to a banging sound coming from inside the drawer
>you open it and an angry pixie flies out
>before you can say anything she shrinks you
>get raped in the underwear drawer
>have to sleep in the underwear drawer because you're too small to climb out

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>>44771744
>>44771758
trash monster girls

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>>44771758
What more can he want?

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>>44771769
But anon, they are not (you)r monwife!

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>>44771769
Ah I see, you’re the #1 suu fan!

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>>44771783
Woops forgot the image.

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>>44771783
I'm not into yurishit cuck trash.

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I want to live a happy, quiet life with my kej wife.

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>>44771323
>and up jumps the shark with her 9 rows of teeth
>saying, you eat the dough boys, and I'll eat the NEET!
>and it's...
>windy weather, boys
>stormy weather, boys
>when the wind blows we're all, together boys;
>blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow
>jolly sou'monsters, boys, steady she goes

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>>44771797
Oh sorry, you’re the #2 polt fan.

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>>44771820
I would rather behead that fucking nonsense.

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>>44771636
Short hair Miia is adorable

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>>44771809
the demon seas sound like a dangerous place

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>>44771834
>behead
Ah that makes sense you’re a lala fan then! How foolish of me. She is rather cute in my opinion.

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>>44771809
>>44771844
nothing draws the monsters in like a good shanty

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I thought her coat was adorable.

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>>44771858
Only decent one but pretty sure she was involved with some other faggotry so she's going in the bin with every other EMG girl.

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>>44771891
awful face

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>>44771871
Slimes without a husband sure come up with interesting solutions to staying warm.

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>>44771844
You're safe as long as you don't go off the edge of the map. That's where the leviathans are.

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>>44771900
You better not be trying to push what I think you're pushing

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>>44771909
What's wrong with Subnautica?

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Onee-san has cool trick to show to you!

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>>44771927
The dev's reasoning for no guns was completely retarded. Also the second game sucked ass.

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>>44770291
who was phone?

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>>44771939
Is this magic?

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>>44771939
I don't get it

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>>44771979
Formal gote

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>>44771946
no one at all

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>>44771809
>up jumps the whale, the largest of all
>"If you want any wind, well, I'll blow ye a as well"
>and it's...
>windy weather, boys
>stormy weather, boys
>when the wind blows we're all, together boys;
>blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow
>jolly sou'monsters, boys, steady she goes

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Fun fact, you never see cheshires in strength based classes as they have an inherent penalty to strength.

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Make the Griffon dreams stop I beg of you.

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>>44771946
Her friend, of course.

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Remember that sometimes the sealed ancient evil is a sympathetic sealed ancient evil

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>>44772086
>oops lmao

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I wonder why does the mind flayer run from me after she peered in my head I know there ain’t much but it can’t be that bad, right?

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>>44771088
Why are you all so in love with the idea death? Don't you like living in the world? It's everything.

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>>44772096
Dork fox

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>>44772168
Because they’re all undead bait and have fallen for undead propaganda and will shortly become undead incubi in the end. There is no hope for any of them they are lost.

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Get yourself a short creepy monster girl that tells please fall please please fall as she uses her demon silver shotgun on you and then hugs it afterwards

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>>44772181
>>44772168
It’s fun to pop off limbs and pretend to be a dismembered corpse sometimes

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Two hundred channels and most of them are blind date monster girl shows...I feel conned

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Imagine cuddling with a snek on a warm rock while she coils around you.

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>>44772262
What are the other channels? any on metallurgy? (that is not controlled by gremlins or dwarves)

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>>44772292
... No, I don't think mamonoTV is airing many shows about metallurgy, anon.

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Do you accept her offer?

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>>44772292
Look for a program with a Cyclops host.

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>>44772056
The dreams will continue until you submit to the talonjobs.

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>>44772056
Dw chief just sent a nightmare to your location
For you only horses from now on

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>>44772309
ooooouuuuhhh need that fuzzzyyyyyyyyy

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>>44771053
Eternally, you would almost certainly get a bit weary after sometime. I imagine the afterlife and reincarnation are choices in MGE, and I personally would find reincarnation a lot less scary knowing I had a soulmate to find.

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>>44771053
If you marry a undead you’re beyond death, that you no longer have a age limit you’re timeless now.

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https://twitter.com/noiretox/status/1707162768036503999?s=20
dog(hell)

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Whitesnek

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>loli Banshee
Imagine, big butt loli goth gf

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>>44772519
I think even the undead can choose to rest in the afterlife or reincarnate. Hell phoenix too

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>>44772531
Wight snake.

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>>44772287
I would never want to stop cuddling with this snake

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What's a fantasy you'd want to do with your waifus? I love the idea of roleplaying a hero and her being a evil demon lord who defeats me and corrupts me

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>>44772262
>Watching the electric danuki
Gottem again.

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>>44771891
>"Have any of you seen Paul Atreides???"

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>tfw your haku teacher is so old that she forgets when the due dates are

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Aren’t we all just ghosts wearing dead guys?
Aren’t we all just a little bit nasty?

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>>44772610
Like, sexually? Femdom and humiliation. Really get into it. I could even go for public stuff probably. I want to be scratched hard enough to draw blood and called worthless. That having sex with her is a privilege and told what to do.

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>>44771191
Yeah, me too. Although "forced" is a strong word

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>>44770291
>"We are the most powerful military force in the history of this world. Every fight is out fight. Because what happens over there matters over here. We don't get to sit one out. Contrary to what the traditionalists, non-military talking heads and so-called pacifists would say. -Learning to use the tools of modern warfare is the difference between the prospering of your people, and utter destruction. We can't give you freedom. But we can and will give you the know-how to acquire it. And that, my friends, is worth more than a whole army base of steel. Sure it matters who has the biggest stick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's swinging it... This! -Is a time for heroes. A time for legends. History is written by the victors. Now, lets get to work, heroes."

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so would you go into an undead mansion?

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also all them words dont make me care for your post, militard

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>>44772687
probably

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>>44772715
you do know the hottest monster girls are there tho

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>>44772746
yeah but it's a little rude to go in without an invitation

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>>44772686
>from blue archive
I thought this was some lilim lmao.

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>>44772761
if you squint it's vicky or esdeath

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>>44772757
anon, the door is always damn open and unlocked..... if that aint telling you to go in then you want the tattered red carpet as well when you approach or something?

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>>44772687
no... i'm scared of vampires...

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>>44772768
preferably

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>>44772646
He knows too much send in the wisp swat team.

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>>44772777
rather haughty, arent ya for a NecRomatic

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>>44772775
they're easy to deal with, just wear a full 6150 gorget that's 1 inch thich

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>>44772646
ms skeleton is always inside you

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>>44772059
i'm in as long we skip the spidey part.

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necrophiliac is lifeist, please use necromantic instead
>this ad was paid for the foundation for undead wellness and fertility

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>>44772822
I see that ass your tail is trying to hide!

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>>44772822
God, this is cute.I should download all his twitter stuff.

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>>44770441
>vampire cleaning your neck up while you recover in her arms

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>>44772822
The Demon Lord gives it's greatest financial battles to it's cutest merchants!

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>>44771618
>weeb apophis
As if they couldn't get any worse

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>>44772828
Eww, I'm not sticking my penis into cold stiff vagina.

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>>44772867
are u sure they will be cold? anon undead are cold only when they feel no love, when they feel love, they begin burning bright purple, dark grey, or whatever their skintone but a couple shades darker

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>>44772901
it's puff puff time

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>>44772901
i want the creepy noble succ on the left, shes bettter

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>>44772768
Ms. Vampire wouldn't go into my house without an invitation. It seems only fair that I show the same courtesy. I'll knock and wait.

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>>44772966
>cut to poor Ms. vampire having a panic attack

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>>44772874
Okay, go on. I'am listening. Please enlighten me...

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I just had a thought. A rather terrible, dreadful thought. A Griffon and Malef targeting the same man.

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when are they going to nerf multi-classing?

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>>44772976
>knock on door
>hear a scream from inside the house
>vampire appears at the door moments later with bedhead and smeary makeup
>tells you that she's been expecting you
>don't have the heart to tell her she's still in her pajama pants

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>UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty

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>>44772999
All that milk gives a huge penalty to dex, so it evens out

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>>44772999
Looks like Game Over for Miss Jinko

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Girls are cutest when chuuni levels are at maximum

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How awful would mamono music be? I'm talking hit pop songs, the shit teenage monster girls would listen to.

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How many of you guys would actually be scared of falling for a monster girl?

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>>44773123
scared?
For real I would definitely piss myself at first if I saw an Ushi Oni coming at me. But would probably get excited once I realized what that's what she was.

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>>44773123
ms ushi is a gentle and considerate lover. no worries

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>>44773123
me, if i have to eat my veggies to please wormy-chan.

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>>44773129
>>44773132
Oh, no I'm not worried about the... physical aspects. I'm worried about falling in love, intimacy is terrifying. Especially since monsters mate for life
>>44773135
Fear the worm anon

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>>44773147
commitment isn't scary with the built-in safety net that is mamano
3D need not apply

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>>44772677
Yeah, for me it's the same. I do want her to use her voice to make me do lots of embarrassing things though. I'm one of those subs that gets flustered really easy.

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>>44773147
>monsters mate for life
They don't have to.

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>>44773123
Depends on the setting. MGE has zero danger, so there is no risk and no regrets. Something like MGQ? I'd be scared shitless.

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>>44772867
It can't stay cold for that long if you put your penis in it.

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>>44773147
>monsters mate for life
I want a loving, monogamous relationship. There isn't a downside here.

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>>44773147
>Oh, no I'm not worried about the... physical aspects. I'm worried about falling in love, intimacy is terrifying. Especially since monsters mate for life
You say that like those are bad things with monster girls.

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>>44773166
Most monster girls in mgq are fairly harmless. It depends on if it's the sequel or not and meta knowledge.
Do you really expect to ever go into the wild anyway?

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>>44773119
It's nothing but schlicking noises and sexual humor.

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>>44773178
>Most monster girls in mgq are fairly harmless.
The only species I can think of that are completely harmless are light elves, mermaids and harpies. There is usually a caveat attached.
>Do you really expect to ever go into the wild anyway?
You wouldn't wander around in a magical world? Imagine the sights you could see. There wouldn't be a mountain for forest anything like in our world, that sense of wonder is there to explore. You could do it all with the company of a loving monster wife as icing on the cake.

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>>44773161
Personally I prefer hoagies to subs

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>>44772995
>Her undead kiki clearly is amused and "accidentally" shows anon her whole anon collection

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>>44773177
Not him, but I am scared of physical intimacy largely due to family trauma. The thought of being with anyone physically is both horrifying and incredibly alluring, largely because I'd fall apart like melted butter if a woman even teased me slightly, and anything more than that might make me overload. Having a large harem makes it even worse, because they might try to all go at it at once. I'm sure they'd be gentle, I'd probably still cry though.

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>>44773123
I can barely emotionally and physically take care of myself let alone another quasi human being. The idea of falling in love with a monster terrifies me.

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>>44773123
no, i would not, just be a anxious about how will it be to deal with three monster girls who are at least 7+ ft

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>>44773278
You fool. You don't stand a chance.

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>>44773278
That's why girls that completely take over your life are perfect for you.

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>>44773331
it's fine. it's not like they'll send a gandharva or anythi-

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>>44772848
>vampire wife kissing and licking the spot she normally bites you
>does this before and after
>feels like heaven the entire way through.
>she teases (you) about getting hard while she does this.

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>>44773331
Agree to disagree. Most monsters would see this sad sack of a human and be like "Oh hell nah" and move on. Even Bogeys would be hard pressed to care.

>>44773344
No.

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>>44773123
I have extreme trust issues, It wouldn't be as scary to be in love with a monster but I'd still feel extremely on edge. Plus nobody has ever loved me before, so I wouldn't have any idea of what to do.

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>>44773344
god. Imagine on the DOTR some malef just slowly walks towards you, clips a collar around your neck, hugs you tight, and tells you it's time to come home.

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>>44773123
I don't think I would. I have an insanely strong savior fetish but there's nothing wrong with me, which is somewhat frustrating... I just want a big strong monster to scoop me up and take it away from it all
'it all' being the perfectly decent life I already have lol

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>>44773423
imma run and or take the collar and toss it

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>>44773423
i'm partial to being slung over her shoulder like a potato sack and then she immediately runs off with me

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>>44773123
I wouldn’t have a problem as long as it’s a monster I could plausibly introduce to my family. There’s the obvious Sabbath danger zone, but it’d also be awkward having Ms. Sandworm level an entire suburban road to meet my parents.

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>>44773423
imma going to act like a cornered animal

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Just tell the Monster you're not in the mood. Works every time.

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>>44773471
>dear diary
>acclimation exercises are going well.
>he's been getting closer and closer every time i toss food to him
>we've built up a lot of trust. I think I might be able to get him to eat out of my hand soon

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[Anonymous No.]

clingy ms march hare that is overly concerned anon might die of loneliness

[Anonymous No.]

>>44773557
She read an article once about how babies can die from not having enough physical contact and thought it applied to adults as well

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44770291
Cute mouse, can't even recognize a Cheshire prank call

[Anonymous No.]

White boys fuck dogs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44773615
Yes yes very true, we can’t help ourselves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44773502
>next couple of days he actually stays close while eating then leaving
>In 2 weeks, he's eating off a plate and is looking at me
>In a months time he actually says something "Anon" its his name

[Anonymous No.]

>>44773569
>No Wight who lives up the street from your family who forces you to play with her on the weekend because she has a crush on you and won’t stop staring at you during math class.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44773615
Problem?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44773694
cute gacha girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Forever sleepy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44773699
No, continue what you're doing.

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[Anonymous No.]

ded

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>>44773957
nothing like a stale ass image to liven things up

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>>44773960
DED!

[Anonymous No.]

Its all fun and games till you get your kiki so smile and realize she has shark teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44773972
Ded....

[Anonymous No.]

>>44773992
>>44773972
Ded

[Anonymous No.]

I love big _______

[Anonymous No.]

Alive!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774007
Piles

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that tapping the paw bean of a jinko will cause her to freeze, thus allowing you to escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>"ANON AAAAAAAAAAAAANON"
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
>"OPEN THE WINDOW DUDE COME ON LET ME IN"
>BANG BANG BANG
>"ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774039
i'm only supposed to let fairies in

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774052
Right

Only ever fairies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774002
I really want a Lich in my power harem. Dandere is cute as hell, and I give off the same energy at times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44773435
>insanely strong savior fetish
Fellow demonfag? I kind of think that goes with the territory.
>"I know you're scared, but I'm going to love you and you're going to be so much happier."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774039
That image makes it seem like she's the on inside

[Anonymous No.]

Come on down to Thunderbolt, the number one nightclub in MGC for raiju and thunderbirds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44771708
“I think I know that place. It used to be Chuck’s, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Neglecting ALICE so she becomes even more physically affectionate!
This will surely have no negative consequences!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774285
Hear me out anon: Big Sister Alice. Y/N?

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>>44773123
For me, Trusting a monstergirl with a romantic relationship would come with all the worries that a human relationship brings (keeping her interested, keeping her happy, trusting her, being financially successful enough to maintain relationship, keeping my weaknesses hidden, etc), even if many of those aspects would be needless with a monstergirl.
Part of me would always suspect she's lying to me if she told me she loved me. Maybe I should see a mind flayer with my partner

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>>44774326
we've had this discussion before in another thread
You cannot handle a BIG ALICE as a beginner in ALICEing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774416
Big Alice is cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774326
Y as long she keeps being a loli.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774416
I don't care if I can't handle it, I NEED it regardless. Alice is going to me. Also I missed that thread. What was discussed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774021
Every fall, ushis will demonstrate their fecundity by amassing piles of leaves. This creates a stiff competition between ushis, with some stealing leaves from other ushi piles. In turn, their own piles are unprotected during their excursions to pilfer leaves. Thus, a "leaf ecosystem" forms amongst ushis, whereby each ushi pile reaches an equilibrium, with an equal amount added by leaf theft and collection, and lost by theft. In this paper, we used rigorous testing to...

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>>44773370
>my my
>it feels like all that naughty blood isn't just flowing to your neck
>don't worry, I'll help keep you honest

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>>44774406
>>44774181
>>44773435
>>44773394
>>44773278
>>44773388
>>44773253
>>44773157
>>44773147
I swear on DOTR there will have to be whole tribunals established to go over the crimes and scars from our societies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774488
>youve masturbated how many times
>youre how celibate
these are kangaroo courts i tell you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774247
Only hipsters go to popular clubs, I prefer the dirty dive bars frequented by Hellhounds, and Underground Mofu Discos ran by the Mofukuza

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774247
Last time I went they tried to throw me into the metal cage called "The Thunderdome" to fight the muscle raiju

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774579
I'm opening a dive bar called Brimstone and filling it with the friendliest staff imaginable. Eros help any single man who walks in

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774598
I will walk in and march up to the biggest Hellhound bouncer and grab the base of her tail, after which if she hasn't raped me by then I will buy her a drink. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774488
No that ridiculous, we inflicted it ourselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774579
Opening an only human men bar is a good business idea

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>>44774579
>>44774598
>large surly hellhound lives in the apartment next door
>never really says anything to you
>just grunts when you say hi
>always wears baggy clothes
>never see her around too much
>hear about a new club opening in town
>more relaxed than the other mamono joints
>decide to check it out
>red velvet booths, live lounge music, good drinks, candles on all the tables, no one getting fucked (loudly)
>bartender tells you the house singer is about to come out
>the one people have been coming to see
>hell hound neighbor comes out with a big smile, wearing a red cocktail dress
>drink almost slides out of your hand
>sings the most beautiful, sultry love song you've ever heard
>almost chokes on the final note when she sees you in the crowd

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>>44774622
Most bars in MGC men drink free, I don't think a human men only bar would work out as it would be nearly impossible to keep monsters from getting in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44773123
I’ve never done anything romantic in my life. Not even a date. The very idea of someone being interested in me is barely conceivable. I’d definitely be anxious and scared over it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774635
It's easy, machine gun loaded with demons silver high caliber pointing to the only door. I could for a submarine style inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774647
>Only one door
You fool, you think that will stop a raid an MGC Swat Team of Cheshires? Now you and your patrons are trapped with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44770291
Imagine: A Comiket or Comic-Con type of event in the MGE lands or in MGCs where new comics, action toys, cosplays, video games and Zipangese anime is being showcased. But somewhere in the convention grounds and event locations there are secret comic and material stands in hidden locations where all the nasty NTR and sexual violence and abuse hentai and doujins is being displayed, showcased and sold by the artists who make those. And it all in secret and spread around by tightknit groups and communities to not let word of it reach the rest of mamono society. Let alone the Eros Militants.

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>>44774660
Yes and? They are the one trapped with us. Kots will be pet and lay around the bar. Sure I broke the only rule but who care if they're married

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774644
Me too anon, the closet thing I have is night out where 3D explained why she hates me. Let's say that I see any affectionate moves as a an agression now. Also why I hate femdom

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774668
>Imagine
>all the nasty NTR and sexual violence
No thanks, feel free to go anywhere else if you want to discuss your cuck fetish

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774701
I concur. Get out of this hug box. It's full.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774466
>>/jp/thread/44646753#p44647670

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774807
7-8 Business days, huh? That's a lot of time to Alice. I wonder what an eldritch or celestial Alice would be like?

[Anonymous No.]

Be carefully who you interact with on the internet, there are demon glowies everywhere.
Never let anyone know you're still not taken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774635
Not a single monster will get into my bar protected by the strongest of the CG's blessings and wards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774850
>I wonder what an eldritch or celestial Alice would be like?
Its just 7-8 days instead of business days as they do not respect the working man's schedule

[Anonymous No.]

Hot ladies detected in the surrounding area

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774932
well where are they?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774932
That's just average lefty western trash

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774932
Ah yes, ugly western manface "ladies", peak /jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774957
no, it may be ugly western trash but its not lefty. If it was lefty they'd all be some shade brown, have wide noses, fat, and have beards

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774957
>>44774961
Same person, you are. Yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774965
The elf(?) on lower right is pretty brown.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774977
but not ugly enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774975
>posts lest than a minute apart
retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774932
Can you call them here? And can you leave after that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774965
They're all dykes so it's lefty trash
>>44774975
Nope, weird fox wouldn't date

[Anonymous No.]

You're at karaoke and this is what snek sings

Hei Hadchi ho Hadchi
(Hadchi Halef Omar!)
Hei Hadchi ho Hadchi
(Hadchi Haler Omar ben!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774985
But they are.

[Anonymous No.]

Give some essence and you get a fox titpussy in return! Good trade, no?

[Anonymous No.]

>go to /x/ to summon succ
>its all namefag larp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775202
>going to /x/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775106
I want to mess with dem ears. I am damaged beyond repair that the first thing I notice about a pretty girl is her ears or tail rather than her tits or ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775202
There's a reason why any remotely decent imageboard community heavily shuns name/trip faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775202
/x/ has been filled with retards and retarded schizos for years now, not even the fun kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775239
To be fair they are highly molestable ears, though yes I’m afraid you have terminal mofu brain.

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>>44775202
welcome to why we bullied breathfag until he left.

[Anonymous No.]

>acquire (get eaten by) a sandworm
>convince her to raid wonderland for tasty dormice
>have her eat at least a half dozen dormice
>enjoy your big, slimy cuddle pile with worm wife and mouse wives
>mana from Mice double as breath fresheners for worm
>Mice taste very good to worm
It's a win-win for you two

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775336
Breathfaggot was based. He actually had soul and original content.
You won't convince me otherwise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775399
You mean scatfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775419
Do not speak his name, lest the shogs be slandered

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775399
"original content"? as in... making the same ritual post several times in the same thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775399
He was an annoying shitposting(sometimes literal shit) faggot and I’m glad he fucked off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775419
Give it a rest. Scatfag hasn't been relevant for a good for years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775422
No, he made a lot of good not breath posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775464
unfortunately he was a namefag so many people just outright filtered him.

[Anonymous No.]

i'll be honest. i'd probably sniff a tanukis too if given the chance. and her hair, and ears, and breasts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775498
>filters
That's literally why he said he namefagged, so people could filter him easier

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775507
which not only reduced interaction with his non-breath posts, but also encouraged shitposters to start shit by using his name.

[Anonymous No.]

>This shit again
For the last fucking time - that retarded namefag was a malicious shitposter solely because he kept doing this shit despite all the derailment he was causing. Everything else is secondary and it's obvious he was acting in bad faith, what him or his fuck buddies mostly one obnoxious faggot claimed doesn't matter.
Now let him rot in the garbage bin of this thread's history where he belongs, even if that is already too much of a credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775552
In the long run, he'll be remembered of fondly.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's talk about dormice now.
Would you heatpat one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775588
I prefer Cheshires, fight me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775588
No.
Tell me about snake, why does she wear the mask?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775602
I wish I could wear bane's mask in my everyday life

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775596
>>44775602
Degenerates. Dormice are superior

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775611
Just print it on a 3D printer and do it. What's stopping you, the opinion of NPCs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775620
Laws, being fired and being unable to help my family. But I will build one in my spare time, they're a really good tutorial on YouTube
>>44775615
Chesh is cooler

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775620
I will take my medication and make Kiki proud

[Anonymous No.]

as i tire once again i can only think of fluffy foxes, and how cruel the god of this world must be to not make them exist.

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>>44775656
>must be to not make them exist.
But I keep seeing them all the time when biking through local forest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775757
Real fox are shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775764
It's like with the princess cursed into a frog, you're just not brave enough to redeem your fluffy waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775785
Would you kiss a frog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775793
No because she could turn into a human girl and that's disgusting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775800
Same with a fox

[Anonymous No.]

Dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775945

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Prostitution, a concept lost in translation among monster girl communities with little to no contact with human society. They seem to think that prostitution is when a lady walks the streets or gets a hotel room and goes around asking and paying single men to initiate the martial act with them at a given location. They find this version of courtship weird but fun, especially among the wealthy mamono.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775979
>Kejourou description
> "...Aside from appearing before men they like, they also sometimes blend in among human prostitutes."
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44776044
>among monster girl communities with little to no contact with human society
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775979
>The martial act
I can see a lot of salamanders misunderstanding this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775978
Mamking an army of powerliches one creampie at a time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44776044
>kejourou from zipangu
Canonically the most human-monster integrated part of the MGE world. Therefore does not apply

[Anonymous No.]

>>44776069
I meant marital, but yeah, I get your point

[Anonymous No.]

>upstart lolimander challenges you to a fight
>she's an annoying brat and you don't even like fighting but you know her kind, she won't stop pestering you so you agree
>however, her unnaturally big ass gives you an idea
>she starts listing all the fancy techniques she knows to taunt you
>then comes your turn
>you just say three words:
>anal. mating. press
>she smugly laughs and calls you a dumbass, how can it be mating if it's anal
>5 minutes later she's not so smug, but is instead gasping for air and begging you to slow down

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774932
>3 of them are dykes except the devil

[Anonymous No.]

>>44775232
don't judge me, I need a succ to talk about stuff and life while we drink dr pepper on a park bench.

[Anonymous No.]

Morning coffee with monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44776767
Blue mountain blend

[Anonymous No.]

>>44776767
I dread about the kind of monsters I would find at a Monbucks in the morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44776897
>the Leanan Sidhe trying to write another smutty novel
>the retired harpy and her husband who feed birds with crumbs from their pastries

[Anonymous No.]

>>44776927
>>the retired harpy and her husband who feed birds with crumbs from their pastries
Grandma harpy and grandpa Anon breaking up bread to feed to their many grandkids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44776966
I figured they were just feeding sparrows and pigeons due to empty nest syndrome

[Anonymous No.]

>>44776982
It could be both. Like feeding the birds was always a daily thing for them. When they were young grandma met grandpa while he was feeding the birds and jokingly asked him for a bite too. They got married and feeding the birds together made them think of what it would be like if these were baby harpies instead of regular birds. Then they have kids and the birds get replaced by their kids. The kids grow up and they ho back to feeding the birds and have this weird sad feeling. Now they're old and the birds have once again been replaced, this time by their grandkids. Eventually the grandkids grow up and one of them goes back to that old shop her grandparents kept taking her to whenever they looked after her and her sisters. She sees a cute boy toss a bird a piece of his bagel, and she joking asks him if he's going to throw some to her too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777097
We've created a heartwarming scene.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44776982
That's why black harpies have such strong familial bonds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44772327
>Submit to talonjobs
>Last night had Kikis in there too
I hate you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44776767
The half awake hellwan office lady decides that you will do nicely as a pick-me-up instead of waiting in line for pumpkin spice

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44776897
Scums, Starbuck is unbased and basedpilled, my Cheshire friend confirm it with big graphs and a big cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777408
Fugg , I meant basedpilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777422
Fuggggggggg, it's onions pilled. Fuck you jannies and your stupid filter

[Anonymous No.]

My tablet drivers wont load but what monster do I draw when they inevitably do load?

[Anonymous No.]

Stupid filter
>>44777442
Cheshire or bunyip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777408
>>44777422
>>44777434
Ogres recommend a nice glass of onion juice to relax.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777454
See? I'm not mad, they also replace your original word with onion

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777442
How about a Ren Xiongmao?
>>44777463
I actually did intentionally write onion in that post as the joke. The filter makes it "onions", plural.

[Anonymous No.]

You come home and see this. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777480
Leave, she is not nearly soft enough

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777480
Protect her from Musashi

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777480
Watch my hand, piss and watch them again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777480
Sit on her legs and make out with her.

[Anonymous No.]

Need a girl with a golden smile like this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777537
Imagine being her dentist

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777537
So Abeloth.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777714
Positive fairy is positive!

[Anonymous No.]

which urban legend ghost would you marry, mary-san, the slit-mouthed woman, the 8 ft tall ghost, la llorana, or some other one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777785
The big one for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777797
good choice, i would go with la llorana, she already has her wedding dress on after all

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777785
sadako or 8' is good by me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777635
Begone! She is not PG friendly nor ESG-DEI Compliant! Mamono Mana can't fix her either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777647
I need to find me the dairy kingdom.
Mostly so Ican get some gals to follow me elsewhere and open up a dairy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777827
melon farmer

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777839
plappable

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777839
Hope it's temporary, I want to tear this "pants"

[Anonymous No.]

Your Adventuring Party

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777943
And the Rival Team opposed against (You) and your Party

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777832
Sounds like something that fits more for Aulraune hybrids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777714
Yeah, this just gets people angry. Draw quality or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777818
She just wants a family Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44777480
>blocks your hallway
>will collapse onto you if you try to go under her

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778100
It's like a guillotine. Those thighs are going straight for your neck, and there will be no escape.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778227
It's Thursday, retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778260
You know the earth is a sphere right?

[Anonymous No.]

Took a hot fuken minute but here It is. Again, props for the writefag that made that one greentext.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778265
Yes but it's not Friday
>>44778280
Nice glowing pussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778265
NTA, but the pic says friday night, so even if you are in Australia, where it's technically Friday, it'd be friday morning. Very early friday morning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778280
Very paizuriable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778280
Grape omce again proving to be best flavor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44776187
I imagine the reaction would be more like
>" 'Anal..?' 'Mating press..?' What's that?"
Complete with her innocently tilting her head slightly and bringing a single claw to her chin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778280
Nice.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778280
How can pharaohs ever recover?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778280
very cute

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fox in a box.

[Anonymous No.]

>44778452
Kill yourself /trash/fag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778558
I feel as though this fox plans to kidnap me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778579
You dropped this
>>44778452

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778558
fox in a bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778558
>>44778602
How neat, the trash is already all packed up for disposal they even smell accordingly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778521
To me, a monster's likability is determined by a point system. The more preferences you hit, the higher on the list you are. Some things have set bonuses too. Like I usually don't like dark skin, but having white hair along with it is makes it a positive. You don't have to have everything. I just like a lot of things and having some of them would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778558
weird how a simple cardbox can improve (in terms of moe) any mm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778653
Great everything except for the too pointy chins.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778669
Free nuns are a great reason to church.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be the man to make angels get pissed and aroused at you
>and the chief god cant stop thinking about you, both for how much trouble you cause and how much you flirt with her....

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

so why is it so much fun to mess with the old straight-laced monster nuns and tease them?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778789
Do greenworms just, drink olive oil?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778809
Shouldn't it be occupy sabbath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778874
It's best to avoid the overly political monster girl "jokes."

[Anonymous No.]

fokkusu erotikku

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778521
>Try that with a Demon
>She just smiles at you and forces your face into her bosom
“I know how to fix you.”

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778521
>Big titty goth mommy tomboy GF
>"Nothing even matters. Would you be a dear and hold my chest while I play soccer to drown my eternal anguish? My skull print sports bra just snapped."
You know, I can get into this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779051
We could do better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44778747
>holy objects burn any unholy creature
>masochistic demons just take pleasure from it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779207
I liked that scene in Van Helsing where Dracula grabs a cross and just holds it in his hand until melts even if it burns his hand doing it

[Anonymous No.]

>44779206
Furshit goes to /trash/. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779215
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779217
Wed the undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779224
You seem angry, anon. Do you not like monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779232
Taking Bapho to a shooting range is a less conventional but fun date idea.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Well, this is unexciting.

[Anonymous No.]

Bird's the word.

[Anonymous No.]

Time for some kej posting.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't stuff sleepy mice into giant tea pots without their consent.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779454
She deserves it. She's just a little genie now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779454
She consented though. Snoring counts as a yes, right?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779454
Just tell her it’s a spa date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779272
Deeper? More like keeper, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>be anon
>be a highwayman
>life of crime behind you
>but one day the authorities are a step ahead
>They catch you
>the punishment for your life of crime?
>breeding slave
>up for auction you go, unless the guards decide they want you, they get first pick.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779557
She's early...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779454
It's just a fancy bathtub for her.

[Anonymous No.]

what would you do if when you arrived in MGE, a bunch of goddesses tried to make you their apostle? which would you choose?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779651
I'd built the Pantheon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779656
so which would you be your first tho?

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>>44779651
I’d choose violence and go with apostasy. Strange women claiming they’re Goddesses is not enough to convince me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779707
No ma'am, I'm just a construction worker. I build temples, I don't worship in them.

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>>44779711
so with the curse driven vindictive goddess of disbelief and disdain
odd choice but shes quite the tsundere and the needy goddess

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>>44779651
But what if it was the succubus wonderland goddesses.

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>>44779651
I don't think I'm really suited to be any goddesses apostle.

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>>44779764
so the goddess of tht eunworthy is what im feeling from you? another odd choice, shes quite the cute pessimistic girl

[Anonymous No.]

The only goddess worth talking about is the one that unites humanity and drives back the dark forces of monsters.

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>>44779780
MGQ is trash and it's the only time I'd be in full support of killing everything but that faggot Luka had to fuck it all up for some low tier snake pussy.
>oh b-but his aunt is an ange-
KILL
EVERYTHING

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Oh no! Dinner's ruined. Where are you going out to eat instead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779651
The goddes of the abyssals, if they have one. I just want to drown in shogussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779817
Underbridge, they do traditional troll cuisine.

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>>44779824
Swamp cuisine, ew.

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>>44779805
>low tier snake pussy
Get vored.

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>>44779823
funny enough, she looks like a normal girl but..... its not the same.... shes undescribable is the only description is that I can give thee. i hope thee can understand her

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>>44779817
More like who, ifyouknowhatI'msayin

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>>44779853
anon, being a cannibal is not nice, ya know?

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>>44779861
Tell that to my ghoul wife

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>>44779770
Nah, I'm just not the devout religious type.

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>>44779864
anon, getting your soul sucked out because she gave head that good is not canniblism
>>44779873
well she wouldn't mind either, since shes unworthy ya know

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>>44779853
Dormouse-chan, runnnnn!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779835
Alice is a perfect example of a god-tier design being wasted on a trash character.

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>>44779910

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44779910
But her design is terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779922
>tsurara coworker will never get drunk with you and ask that you walk her home because she's scared, only to freeze the door shut behind you once you're in her apartment

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779940
Why would I go inside her apartment. Dropping her off at her door is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779955
She obviously invited you in for something like drinks or some food she made and wanted to share.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779965
Nah. Gotta catch the last train.

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>>44779817
I want to try one of those demon-boar steaks

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>>44778280
big purple

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>>44779955
But she's all droopy and asleep. You have to bring her inside or she'll sleep on her doormat if you don't cross the threshold. Ideally, you would take her all the way to her bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779931
No, it ticks off plenty of fetishes.
>snek
>blue skin
>big boobs
>long black gloves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44779832
What do you have against Creole?

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>>44779931
however, she has a bow on her tail

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>>44779980
Entering a womans bedroom so nilly-willy is not something she would want in a more sober state.

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>>44779888
>Anon is known as an incredibly devout follower to the goddess of the unworthy
>But goddess says she's unworthy of someone like that
>Anon's just a nice man who likes to do the odd errand, that's all
>And Anon himself feels unworthy of any goddess' favor
>But she's nice so he likes helping her out anyway

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>>44779817
Power through it and eat the burnt stir-fry.

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>>44779712
You realize by doing that you're becoming the apostle of the goddess of craftsmen?

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>>44780018
>Eros is barely keeping together while looking at the both of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780041
Constructor anon isn't too concerned by that; he just keeps working on new construction projects

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>>44780041
Seems reasonable.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44780037
>Anon thrown off a pirate ship
>shark battle royale ensues
>wind up with the biggest, most battle-scarred shark dragging you away towards a sea bishop

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780069
Why do white eyebrows and eyelashes improve any girl so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780088
you are in danger of being hebi'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774007
>I love big _______
underage undead ass

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>https://files.catbox.moe/h27xxy.png
heh. This may not be a good direction to go

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>>44780100
>no white eyebrows
>mofu
Gross. I only take PURE hebis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774007
Wings.

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>>44780037
Wow, that's rude. It'd make me want to brush off the Lemon Shark and go console the Tiger Sharks. Also, do you think Tiger Sharks fuck like Tigers?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44780058
>The goddess of the unworthy is surprised by her new followers
>Was Anon doing some serious proselytizing?
>No, it's just when he was asked why he running errands, he'd mentioned her a little bit.
>Anon was someone she relies on more and more
>Even though he doesn't consider himself worthy, he still wears the garments that she made, and does sermons on her behalf.
>If you can call it a sermon
>It's more him saying that they're both unworthy of the devotion, and they should probably worship someone else.
>But this only makes them more devout, for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780121
I still can't decide between big fluffy wings and big stretchy wings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774007
tails

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>>44780152
>poor Eros chan is now drinking herself to sleep now and her cupids are dying inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>44774021
Fun fact: Ushi-Onis in the autumn huddle up together for warmth

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>>44780180
Needs more legs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780069
I said chocolate shake, not chocolate snake

[Anonymous No.]

Many fox things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780191
That's more like charcoal snake.

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>>44780184

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780069
IS THAT

[Anonymous No.]

God I want a Cheshire with big fuckable tits and an even bigger ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780227
Here you go, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

Consider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780257
BEEG snake

[Anonymous No.]

Prairie dogs...

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>>44780268
I bet she's soft, like a wonderworm.

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>>44780268
It's an honor to meet such a rare creature like Tsuchinoko and make more of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780276
That's a tailet. I can't imagine getting stuck with a her that has a stunted tail like that.

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>>44780250
>monsterboy
die.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44780173
>The goddess ended up with a much bigger cathedral, despite being fine with her small little church
>But she couldn't say no her followers who insisted on carrying out the work
>The result and effort needed was much greater than anticipated, expecting only a modest improvement
>So of course they were rewarded.
>Pope Anon regularly addresses the large congregation
>But he doesn't feel like he's a pope of course, though he does like the outfit.
>Nor does he feel religious, even though he does everything she asked of him by the goddess
>She still greatly admires her errand boy
>She's not sure what she did to deserve him

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>>44780299
ya call THAT a tail little doggy?

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>>44780325

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>>44780250
>giantess
get out, we're not doing this shit again you fuckmonger

[Anonymous No.]

ded

[Anonymous No.]

I think stork harpies need to be appreciated more for their work in delivering babies.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44780533
I'm busy watching early 90s anime OVA.

[Anonymous No.]

clingy obsessive foxes that won't leave you alone.

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>>44780629
But then you'll smell like fox and foxes smell bad. Like, really bad.

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>>44780638
I'd rather smell like tiger.

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>>44780638
Lies and slander. Kitsune smell great. The fact that other mamono are too afraid and won't even interact with you is a bonus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780631
I will hold her hand with interlocking fingers

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>>44780646
based tiger-enjoyer bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780653
So are Inari Kitsunes, or are Kitsunes different from Inari?

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>>44780533
Not big surprise.

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>We elves are a proud people! We are not a race of exhibitionists!
Why do elves say such things while dressed like this?

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>>44780670
nta, but Inari and Youko are both Kistune. Inari, named after a fertility goddess, are to represent the spirit guardians and messengers of the gods, what Kistune usually are in Japanese mythology. Youko are just not!Tamamo-no-Mae, because as far as I am aware outright malevolent Kistune were rare. They were still tricksters, but generally didn't harm people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780172
Has magic gone too far?

>>44780778
Exotic culture and constant fabric shortages, please understand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780778
elven pride clashing with monstrous need

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>>44780533
I am very slowly cobbling together a male to fuck a hellhound. Very exciting stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

There is a fox in your bed. DO NOT enter the bed. Immediately leave the room and go find another house. Your house is probably irrevocably mofu infested now but it might not be too late for you. Do not touch, come closer or inhale the scent of the fox or you might contract foxoplasmosis. Very early stages of foxoplasmosis might be curable.

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>>44780885
Do they sell insurance that covers that?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780885
>Very early stages of foxoplasmosis might be curable.
Why contain it?

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>>44780845
Being a proud people and a race of exhibitionists aren't mutually exclusive. Why not flaunt your beauty?

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>>44780897
Acts of god aren't covered so you'll have to ask why she was sent there and get it in writing if you want insurance coverage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780885
I hate the idea of foxoplasmosis. My fox obsession is purely natural.

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>>44780913
they don't want to be seen as a bunch of hussies by the mortal races

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>>44780778
Clearly I'm not meant to be seeing this, I'd simply walk away from any elves attempting to accost me then

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>>44780885
I just called the CDC advice line and they told me to self-quarantine inside my house so I don't spread the disease. Are you sure your information is correct?

Luckily it doesn't matter much; I work from home and I can have all the tofu I want delivered to my door.

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>>44780910
Do you want this to be you? Do you want to smell foxes every day, have irresistible cravings for fox tails with withdrawal symptoms if not satisfied? Do you want to become slave to foxes and have to brush their tails every day?

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>>44780986
That and more anon, that and much more

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780986
>wrapped in fluffy tails while receiving a scalp massage
Yes please, I want this to be me.

[Anonymous No.]

What hentai doujins have you found that could easily take place in Monster Girl Encyclopdia?
>https://hentai2read.com/a_story_about_how_an_adventuer_who_was_beaten_by_an_oni_got_captured_to_make_babies/ (couldn't find it on exhentai)
Man captured and made a breeding slave for a group of Onis.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1073319/1a724dbc0e/
Swordswoman gets branded by a mark that makes her an increasingly lewd and perverted but still monogamous woman and fucks her elven support. Easily could lead up to monsterization in MGE.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1429775/5dd709f360/
Apprentice Sorcerer gets captured by two Dark Elf twins and made their sex slave.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1236707/b86b2b6aa0/
Elf twins capture man for use as a breeding slave.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1863381/067c20655a/
Prudish dark elf gets her sexual desires awakened.
>https://exhentai.org/g/943289/75a00a1fdc/
Sexy witch fucks her apprentice. Is implied to have groomed him.
>https://exhentai.org/g/854919/d45d40f000/
>https://exhentai.org/g/748342/a02942f8ff/
First is where an insect girl saves a man from committing suicide, second is possibly a sequel where the two are married.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1064567/a30b9a4486/
Indirectly related where a pre-portal world gets prepared for portals using apps that induce temporary monsterization in women.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1879839/e9300594e0/
Samurai sent to slay an Oni instead lays the Oni.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1816919/399d28c577/
Oni gets a "sacrifice" from a village.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1371984/fb21452fde/
Man is caught and raped by a Basilisk.
>https://exhentai.org/g/975384/9f02f545b4/
Noble boy kidnaps a Lamia to be his lover.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1547260/b88961e377/
Romance between a Alraune woman and a noble boy.

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>>44781112
I found one I like a few days back, actually.
https://nhentai.net/g/378312/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781112
If you're going to keep asking this can you at least change the doujins you post?

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>>44781112
So do you just copy paste this same post or what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781283
>>44781396
Pretty sure this dude used to post monster boys. I remember this ritual post always popping up around the same time.

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>>44781431
Not sure about the monster boys, but that's the /tg/ WHF tripfag and he's turbo autistic with reposting the same prompts with same images over and over again over many years.
He's also a massive faggot and refuses to follow thread culture so fuck him.

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>>44780913
Anon...I can see it.

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>>44781445
In fairness I'm not 100% sure he's the same guy but he MIGHT be one of those fags who push the "we should stop posting about MGE" nonsense. I know for a fact if you see someone the NTR cow from EMG that's a guy who used to spam monster boys until he got banned.

[Anonymous No.]

ATTENTION!
Anubis-chan is grateful for your attention.

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>>44781481
She's a good wan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781472
That's a good idea. Fuck mge.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781481
BEANS
SHOW 'EM

[Anonymous No.]

I feel an urge to steal their berets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781283
>>44781396
It's my entire list. Why shouldn't I post the entire list at once if character limits allow it?
>>44781251
This fits into MGE. I'll add it to my list the next time I post.

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>>44781528
Better be careful Anon, you steal those and you're also going to steal their hearts as well.

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>>44781529
>Why shouldn't I post the entire list at once if character limits allow it?
Because you're an annoying faggot who should kill himself

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>>44781472
>>44781431
>he MIGHT be one of those fags who push the "we should stop posting about MGE"
WHF tripfag has posted a doujin with a male elf and when called out on it, said they're canon to MGE.

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>>44781544
They are.

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>>44781544
Which is why you never expect good faith from these faggots. I still remember that giantess faggot that used to spam here getting caught being a /tg/faggot. The only good thing these retards can do for these threads is to blow their brains out.

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>>44781554
My point is that I don't think that WHF tripfag and whoever says "we should stop posting about MGE" are the same person.

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>>44781563
Don't worry. Be happy and fuck green goblins.

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>>44781579
Kill yourself and do your family a favor you waste of life.

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>>44781533
Two for one, what a deal!

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>>44781544
>>44781567
>deliberately trying to water down what MGE is until it's just diet-Warhammer so he can spam dogshit he saved from his home board
>implying they aren't the same fucking faggot that is trying a new tactic after his old one didn't work

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>>44781592
>missed oportunity to say ''what a steal!''

[Anonymous No.]

I like BIG monster girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781528
I'm going to steal hatter hats and throw them like frisbees in a crowded area.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781593
Nah, I don't think he's malicious. His broken record natrue (including his wedding dress spam) is in earnest.

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>>44781533
Good idea. I should try to steal those panties too while I am at that.

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I know things are pretty bad right now. But I have been trying to revitalize the thread with alternate takes on monster girls and new scenarios. It's fun, try join in.
Like look at this Ogre looking monster girl. I bet she's a veteran of many battles and looking for a worthy husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Do Pixie's have their own Titania variant like fairies do?

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>>44781638
Shoop the picture so she's green and then we'll talk.

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>>44781629
>Nah, I don't think he's malicious
Good job wasting the time to post this retardation when you could easily look two posts up and see he and his gaggle of nigger faggots are absolutely malicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781618
>the gigantification pipeline starts at 3 metre tall mamano

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>>44781638
Fuck off.

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>>44781676
I am trying to help out the thread.

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>>44781629
And? He's still derailing the thread with his shit. Who cares if it's not malicious in nature? It's still a problem.

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>>44781567
I'm certain at least some of the "we should stop posting about MGE" posts are made by the exploding car Englishman whose entire identity still revolves around MGE.

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>>44781626
>they come back like boomerangs

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>>44781692
>at least some
Practically all of them are by schizo mick, nobody else is retarded enough to barge into a famously MGE-centric thread, with only MGE links in its OP and then demand that it stops talking about MGE because its author hurt his feelings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781692
What.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781681
You're not helping shit. Cancer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781745
The schizos have shown up and are looking for things to complain about.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781732
Nobody but him is retarded enough to do it unironically, to be precise.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781684
He's not bringing in NTR or misery fagging and posts monstergirls so what's so derailing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44780913
>Love darkelf design
>Hate dark elf mistress/dom thing
Why am I still here? Just to suffer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781756
Posting monster boy faggotry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781767
Just ignore the profile you autist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781778
Yeah, but then I just get screamed at by other autists and I don't have the energy to bother with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781768
He has a point about male elves being canon to MGE and getting monstergirl loving.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781813
Kill yourself.

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[Anonymous No.]

Kissing.
Kissing monsters.
Kissing arachnes.
Kissing arachne spinnerets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781808
Isn't it a general consensus in the thread that no one likes dark elf shittery? If someone's bitching about you not following the profile it's probably the one pedantic faggot that has a meltdown every time he sees a monster girl from another IP

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781821
https://files.catbox.moe/rrsk6u.png
Don't worry. Soon our tribulations will be over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781725
Fucking bullshit, how am I supposed to sow chaos now? Am I going to have to go back to ushi blood squirt guns?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781848
>https://files.catbox.moe/rrsk6u.png
The second monster girl paws go 3D they just look like furrysuit paws.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781821
Not him but I'll do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781861
I will rip off labyrinth of estras some more later.

[Anonymous No.]

Man for all that "just trying to do good" this faggot falls apart the second you scrutinize him

[Anonymous No.]

Fear dragons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781927
Oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora

[Anonymous No.]

I want the rabbit to break my cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781977
Shit meme girl

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44781583
damn man what's your problem

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Elves?

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>>44782017

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>>44781808
Jesus Christ fuck off you Nu-Bollocksian faggot.

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