[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 119 KB, 329x579, abe319d3c939ec63e33cf70ba2697173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476230 No.4476230 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, I was wondering,
If a 3D girl would cosplay into one of your favorite 2D character (let's say one of the touhou girls) just for you, would pay any attention at her ? At least look at her as much as you look at your waifu ?
Because I'm considering doing it for a very shy guy that I like very very much. But I'm afraid he won't like it.

Pic somewhat related.

>> No.4476235

No, /a/, no one here would. Go away please.

>> No.4476237

SLUT

>> No.4476249

But you're not a 3D girl, so this is irrelevant.

>> No.4476250

No, fucking 3D, you can't even be compared to 2D, slut.

>> No.4476259

I will never have a 3D girl accepting my jp stuff.
I'm sad.

>> No.4476265

Yes. But only if she has a petite loli body.

>> No.4476269

The problem about 3D girls is not their looks, but their personality. Most of the time they're just bitches and whores who only want your money and will leave you for the first coolguy who appears in front of them.

>> No.4476270

>If a 3D girl
You could be more specific OP. I'm on the side that thinks all of them are sluts, but if she was pretty I'd pay attention on her, of course.

>> No.4476272

>>4476269

Most of the times sweetie, most of the times ...

>> No.4476281
File: 224 KB, 679x800, 08.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476281

Go back to /a/, whore, 3D pig disgusting, etc.

Now that we got these out of the way,
if you like him, why don't you, I don't know, tell him or something? That's a pretty big fucking problem, you know, women never take the initiative.
Also, don't cosplay, because you'll probably do it wrong and he is going to get offended.

>> No.4476282

Ignore the asshat 3D haters in this thread. Go for it OP! I know I'd like it.

>> No.4476289

>>4476230
It depends, are you fat and ugly? Because cosplaying will just make you look far worse.

>> No.4476292

No.
Cosplayers are hardcore attention whores to begin with.
/jp/ only cares about innocent little girls.

>> No.4476294

>>4476281

The thing is that he's really shy and I'm afraid he would be scared if I told him my feelings. I put some much efforts to be his friend, I don't want thing to be ruined because of me.
But thanks !

>> No.4476297
File: 8 KB, 251x240, 1266146270696.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476297

>very shy guy that I like very very much
Stopped reading right there.

>> No.4476309

If she looked any good, then absolutely~

>> No.4476324

>>4476265
>>4476270
>>4476289

I'm petite. I won't say that I'm pretty because that would be pretentious... But I guess I would give it a try.

>> No.4476329

if you do it badly he will hate you for you it.

>> No.4476332

>>4476297

Sorry if my english is not very good, I try as much as I can to improve it.

>> No.4476334

>>4476294
Yeah, dressing up as his favorite character and sneaking into his room to rape him won't scare him at all.

>> No.4476344
File: 151 KB, 673x800, 02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476344

>>4476294
Yeah, well, don't approach him with an attitude of "HURRR I WANNA BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND LETS DATE AND FUCK DURR", and for fucks sake don't ever flirt him in front of other people, I know I would snap if a girl ever did that to me. I'd think she tries to make fun of me.

>> No.4476345

>>4476334

Actually I was thinking about asking him some help with the cosplay so that he could see that I'm interested in what he likes.

>> No.4476353

>>4476344

I will be careful.

>> No.4476363

You know, cosplayers are often seen as sluts around here.
It might make him think that you have a completely different stereotypical personality, which is probably not true.

>> No.4476371
File: 7 KB, 128x235, rumiastare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476371

>> No.4476386

>>4476230
Rape him, capture him, recruit him, then just use SenriQ cups and kanou scrolls until you get his affection up to love.

>> No.4476393

>>4476281
I have a feeling that I doubt she'll get it wrong. after all, she's already on /jp/. Although /cgl/ would be better for advice.

>> No.4476406

The biggest problem you'll face is that he'll never believe anyone could ever genuinely care for him.

>> No.4476407

Shit like this only happens in Genshiken.

>> No.4476417

if he's one of those losers that fap to cosplay porn he could like, but if really loves the character, you'll only make him hate you more than anything.
also, sage for slut.

>> No.4476418

>>4476345
It could turn out to be a good idea. Just keep in mind not to be too aggressive....oh God why am I giving advice to girls again?

>> No.4476423

As a shy and introverted guy, if you wanted to get closer to me your best bet would be asking for my icq/msn/whatever instant messaging contact and chat with me a lot on the internets.
It's a lot easier for us to talk if we have some time to think about the answers and don't have to do it face-to-face. Less stress and pressure.

>> No.4476436

Honestly I would just view it as an affront to my waifu.

>> No.4476441
File: 335 KB, 768x1024, 1265075242240.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476441

>>4476407

Not OP but I already did it for my current boyfriend. I made him a surprise and I cosplayed Tewi. He enjoyed it I think.
OP, I would advice you to go for it but don't do it in a con or something, because it would scare the shit out of him. Let's keep things private.

>> No.4476449

>>4476441
Does your anus taste like vanilla and feel like velvet?

He was disappointed, slut.

>> No.4476451

>>4476423

Actually we have already chatted a lot. Now I'm trying to go for the next step.

>> No.4476453

>>4476407
You will never have a cosplayer girlfriend like Tanaka. ;_;

>> No.4476465

>>4476451
Why cosplay and offend him by mocking his waifu?
Just get him somewhere alone with you, push him down, and rape him. Make sure he cums outside, though, or that you're on the pill, unless you or he are viciously wealthy.

I'm being serious, just force yourself on him.

>> No.4476467

>>4476451
Do you see him in real life? I'm going to assume yes.

Also, I just thought about this, and yes, it is a turn-on. But then again, I'm also so ronery that I'd probably fuck a hatstand if it had sentience.

>> No.4476469

>>4476465

When I talked about a next step I didn't mean sex ! And I wouldn't rape him of course.

>> No.4476472

no

>> No.4476478

>>4476467

Thanks for your answer,
Yes we are in the same college, so I know him IRL.

>> No.4476484

If your only way of getting the person you like to like you back is by being someone you aren't, it's probably not a good idea to go out with them anyway.

>> No.4476488

>>4476469
Then replace sex with a kiss.
God, why are you so stupid? Just don't bother. He probably laughs at you behind your back.

>> No.4476500

>>4476469
Don't be stupid, just shove him down and force him, he'll imprint on you.

>> No.4476502

>>4476451
You should be fine then. Talking on the net helps a lot in lowering his guard, since he knows that you accepted him along with his hobbies and personality.
Also, you're not a stranger anymore. Even introverted and shy guys will become completely normal with someone they know.

>> No.4476514

>>4476484
I get the feeling this person's probably been here before.

>> No.4476532
File: 190 KB, 637x800, 11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476532

>>4476451
Just start being clingy as fuck to him, literally cling onto his arm or something, but make sure no other people are in the same room. Yes, I'm being redundant, but I think it's crucial. A wrong move while in a crowd (crowd here means more than three people, including you two) can fuck it all up. Don't try to approach him either.

Also look at him when you two end up alone. He may like it. I know I would. ;_;

>> No.4476533

If I encountered a girl dressed like mai waifu Frelia, I would do everything possible to make her mine.

This includes locking her in a basement.

>> No.4476540
File: 151 KB, 428x371, 1253839639726.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476540

There are far too many serious replies in here for such a blatant troll thread.

>> No.4476548

>>4476540
We want to habeeb, ok? ;_;

>> No.4476558
File: 387 KB, 1890x1334, mariaxbattler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476558

>>4476514
Shove him down and kiss him. That is, push him to the ground, get on top of him (like in the picture, but assuming you're not a cute adorable loli~), and kiss him. Or rape him. Either one works. Hell, both would work. Like >>4476500 said, it'll imprint him on you and make him like you.

>> No.4476559

>>4476540
If this is a troll, it's a very touching one, so fuck you. ;_;

>> No.4476564

>>4476540

Sorry I'm not a troll.

>> No.4476577

>>4476558

So I have to be a bit aggressive but still nice to him right ? I'm worried he might be hurt in his feelings or something. Or maybe should I try.

>> No.4476581

If you want a nice relationship, I doubt you should cosplay and pretend to be his 2D waifu.
He should love you by what you are, so no femanon.
Don't do it.

>> No.4476588

>>4476577
Just do it, you stupid girl. He won't know that you like him otherwise, or if he does suspect, he'll always doubt and never make a move.

Who is his waifu, anyway?

>> No.4476593

>>4476581

But I wouldn't pretend I'm his waifu, because I still would be me. Do you think he could mistake us ?

>> No.4476601
File: 90 KB, 680x500, 1240426884173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476601

>>4476577
Easy Modo: If you make a move on him and he thinks you are a slut or you are making fun of him or whatever negative reaction, cry. Cry and say you like him.
Crying is irresistible.

>> No.4476615

>>4476601
This is true

>> No.4476619

>>4476588
This. Also, leave no room for doubt, even if you sat on his lap and hugged his neck he would still doubt if you don't actually say it in real words. He'll still doubt.

>> No.4476630
File: 217 KB, 300x449, 818550-al_azif_large.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476630

>>4476588

I'm not sure she's his waifu but he does have a lot of pic of her on his computer.

>> No.4476638
File: 31 KB, 459x274, 1266923053418.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476638

>>4476514
More like been on the receiving end of it a few times, I myself have never bothered acting like something I'm not because I don't give a fuck. Apparently girls are attracted to that enough to do it to get with me.

Anyway, if the only way a relationship can be started is through sex-appeal or physical appearances - even after having talked to the person you are interested in a lot and gotten close with him - then things wont work out. If someone doesn't like you then magically is okay with going out with you simply because of how you look the next day, then it won't last because it's a bullshit relationship.

Also known as a normalfag relationship, though those usually are JUST based on looks. But the result would be the same.

>> No.4476639

>>4476630
That doesn't mean anything.

>> No.4476642

>>4476639

Actually I'm pretty sure she is his waifu. He also has goodies of her.

>> No.4476645

>>4476630
That doesn't mean she's his waifu. Though if it was, man has good taste. Delicious necronomicon.

>> No.4476647

Show your affection by smiling at him all the time, showing interest in him and such, trying to be close to him.
Don't think he wouldn't notice. Defensive and introverted people are better observers than regular people, since we can be a bit paranoid about strangers. He might be a bit too shy to show a response, but he'll understand.

>> No.4476649

>>4476407
Amen, brother.

/thread

>> No.4476650

My favourite 3D girl cosplayed as Kurai Meido so yes, I paid attention.

>> No.4476656

>>4476638
To add to that - my point is basically if you two are already close and know each other well and he isn't interested in going out with you, then it's clear that if he does his mind after you change your looks that he's only doing so because of your appearances and probably some sort of 'i can get her to cosplay whenever i want to fuck her' fetish, rather than actual feelings for you.

>> No.4476658

>>4476642
Just ask him. If she's his waifu he'll love talking about her.

>> No.4476671

>>4476230
Every ronery /jp/edo and /a/non only pretends to hate 3D gils. What they really hate is the fact that none of them pay attention to him. If a 3D girl were to approach him and converse with him in a sincere fashion, it would take no more than 45 seconds for him to fall in love with her and imagine their dates, their wedding, the names of their 2.3 children, and all the amazing sex they'll have.

But the key is sincerity. Trying too hard will backfire. Many /jp/edos, myself included, were subjected in high school to a particular practical joke whereby one girl comes up and confesses her love to you and/or asks you out, while the others hide around the corner laughing at your response. Then the girl who approached you reveals the farce, and much fun is had at your expense. Fortunately I was already too jaded and cynical to fall for these jokes, but after having them attempted on me by at least half a dozen different teams of girls, as no doubt happened to others here, it leaves one completely unable to trust any such confession or flirtatious behavior that is anything less than 100% sincere - and even then one would have doubts.

>> No.4476678

>>4476656

But how do I make sure he doesn't like me as I like him ? Can't he be too shy to make even a move and ask to go out ?

>> No.4476682
File: 20 KB, 194x200, 1266713118300.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476682

>>4476671
>
But the key is sincerity. Trying too hard will backfire. Many /jp/edos, myself included, were subjected in high school to a particular practical joke whereby one girl comes up and confesses her love to you and/or asks you out, while the others hide around the corner laughing at your response.

haha oh wow. This is why you guys get so butthurt when I post in the blue-bitch threads.

>> No.4476683
File: 88 KB, 600x600, touhou_girl_being_yandere.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476683

>>4476619
This. In a pretty straightforward way too. Find him in a good spot and tell him like a thousand times "I love you" or something. Why you love him, how much you love him, whatever, say it like you mean it.
...GODDAMMIT that guy is lucky as fuck. An entire legion of his kind is guiding his girlfriend. I'm jealous.

>> No.4476689

>>4476671
Does anyone give a fuck man? Hidden, reported, police notified.

>> No.4476696

>>4476683

Thanks, your help is really appreciated !

>> No.4476702

>>4476671
>Many /jp/edos, myself included, were subjected in high school to a particular practical joke whereby one girl comes up and confesses her love to you and/or asks you out, while the others hide around the corner laughing at your response.

Fuck you, why did you have to remind me ;_;
I was so confused that I went into the toilet and was too scared to come out. Finally one of the guys took pity on me and told me what was it about.

>> No.4476704

>>4476678
see

>>4476683
>>4476619
>>4476588
>>4476647

Basically, he's the way he is - shy and such. So it's up to you to make the first move.

But don't go making the first move so sloppily as 'lol ill cosplay for you~ you can fuck me too~!'. Take it seriously and start making moves on him - in a non sexual way, just the way you talk and act with him for example...though, you've already known him for awhile, so I'd say just next chance you get and are prepared for, go the embarrassing (moe) route, and just confess to him outright like one of the anon I quoted suggested. Don't be lame about it, be sincere and into it when you do it.

>> No.4476705 [DELETED] 

OP, is your name Marie ?

>> No.4476717

>>4476683
Enjoy your restraining order if you get turned down with that and still persist.

>> No.4476719

>>4476678
See >>4476683 maybe a little less psychotic thousand "love you's" but in the same vein. Just tell him you like him, what you like about him, etc.

>> No.4476726

Yes, go for it OP, chances are high he'd like it. And please delete this thread before athens or some other major femalebasher comes.

>> No.4476744

pleasure of being cummed inside?

>> No.4476749
File: 185 KB, 590x800, 15.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476749

>>4476717
I already provided her with h4x button at >>4476601
in case this happens.

>> No.4476750

And don't push him into a corner mentally.

You don't want to end up forcing him to go out with you simply because he got scared or felt like he had no other choice.

>> No.4476779

> in high school to a particular practical joke whereby one girl comes up and confesses her love to you and/or asks you out, while the others hide around the corner laughing at your response. Then the girl who approached you reveals the farce, and much fun is had at your expense.

HOLY SHIT, other people do that to you, too?!
;_;

>> No.4476782

You also have to realize that having waifus is an extremely intimate (and embarrassing) thing and we don't really like to discuss it with others. Depending on the guy, it might be off-limits.
You might be better off with approaching him the way you'd try getting close to any normal guy.

>> No.4476787
File: 114 KB, 267x400, garyb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476787

>>4476779
>>4476702
>>4476671

I hope you fags are joking, otherwise jesus fuck you are pathetic.

>> No.4476789

>>4476779
Shit has been done to every one of us I guess. ;_;

>> No.4476791

>>4476749
Actually, I had a girl cry once for what was, in my opinion, a non-reasonable thing to cry about.

It's kinda creepy, and it made me question her emotional stability as a person. Luckily, she got over herself and figured out that it was pretty stupid.

>> No.4476797

/jp/ giving love advice. What the fuck has this world come to.

I take it OP is unaware that 99,98% of /jp/ is a bunch of low-life hikki's whose only experience with sex and relationships is an eroge and their right hand.

On the other hand this is such a blatant troll, there are no fucking women on the internet, much less on /jp/.

>> No.4476799

>>4476787
hey fuck you, bro, it could have happened to you too

>> No.4476807

>>4476797
>I take it OP is unaware that 99,98% of /jp/ is a bunch of low-life hikki's whose only experience with sex and relationships is an eroge and their right hand.
The way I understood it, it's because her potential love interest is like us that she came to us.

Also,
>On the other hand this is such a blatant troll
It goes without saying.

>> No.4476813

>>4476782
wat.

I love talking about my waifus (2d and 3d) to whoever, it's never been special or intimate information, let alone a secret, and it's an easy way to have a good conversation.

Stop lumping /jp/ into one shitty pathetic faggot, anonymous.

>> No.4476816

>>4476797

Well I know who the people in /jp/ is, but it's kinda the same for the guy I like so I thought I would be the better place to ask.
And I'm not a troll.

>> No.4476822
File: 37 KB, 640x480, snapshot20100129192635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476822

>>4476787
>Upset because you feel left out.
OR
>Upset because you're secretly one of us.

Pick your poison.

>> No.4476833
File: 64 KB, 325x681, 1266610148059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476833

>>4476797
ITT I am the only one who has ever had relationships on /jp/.

>> No.4476835

>>4476816

Post pics or be labeled as a troll until this thread dies.

>> No.4476838

>>4476813
Just to let you know, when you talk to people about your 'waifu', they think you are a stupid faggot and talk about you behind your back. Some things are better kept to yourself.

>> No.4476851

>>4476797
Hey, if you are (or pretend to be) a girl trying to attract an introvert, what better place to ask for directions than the greatest stronghold of said introverts?

>> No.4476854

>>4476813
So you talk to people in real life about your imaginary (girl)friends? That's not exactly what I'd call normal.

>> No.4476860

>>4476630
Necronomicon?

Impeccable taste, go for it.

>> No.4476865
File: 422 KB, 200x300, 1264266395977.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476865

>>4476822
(left out) ;_;

I was popular in highschool because I was that "mysterious" type, and was on the football team. So even when girls did ask me out either 1. they really were interested or 2. I always never really reacted other than pretty uninterestedly (so maybe someone did try this and just failed?).

Plus, for the most part during highschool I already was in relationships as well - so I didn't have any interest in random girls asking me out because I was spoken for.

>> No.4476875
File: 271 KB, 614x742, idontknowwhattocallthisface20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476875

>>4476838
>>4476854
>implying I talk to anyone in real life

>> No.4476883

OP, even if you succeed, chances are exceedingly high that he'll get bored of the relationship in a month or two.

>> No.4476887

>>4476875
Don't you have a wife.

>> No.4476894

>>4476883
>within

>> No.4476902

>>4476865
I remember when 4chan was a super secret club without normalfags such as yourself posting..

>> No.4476914

>>4476835
Are we really going to resort to camwhoring just so you get evidence for something happening on the Internet?
Who cares if it's a girl or not, who cares if it's a troll thread or not. Tolerance. Use it.

Also, it's not like we got anything better to do.

>> No.4476929

>>4476914
This, it doesn't really matter if it's not a girl or if its just a bullshit troll (which is is). It's a thread that's at least keeping us all busy with something to do.

>> No.4476931 [DELETED] 
File: 38 KB, 538x480, IMG000093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4476931

>>4476835

Here you go then ?

>> No.4476944

Bumping because this is interesting.

>> No.4476950

>>4476931
Holy shit, it's 24th already?

Time sure passes fast.

>> No.4476961

>>4476931
Great, good job losing what tiny amount of respect you might have achieved. Get the fuck out.

>> No.4476963

>>4476931
Don't start this /b/ shit

>> No.4476972

>>4476950
Yeah, I just realized that when someone in that stupid 3D Suwako thread posted >>4476936

>> No.4476993

>>4476931
>Cute girl
>Willing to cosplay for an introverted guy she likes
>On /jp/

Either I should be extremely jealous of some guy who I've never met before, or I was actually hit by a bus on my way to work and this is just some strange dream that I'm having while I'm in a coma.

>> No.4477004

>>4476963

She's not showing any boobs, so she's not /b/ish yet.

>> No.4477006

>>4476931
You seem to be cute, from what's visible. I'd definitely give you a chance if you tried getting close to me.

>> No.4477011

>>4476914
>Also, it's not like we got anything better to do.
This is true. So here's a real response.

OP, I think it's possible for it to either work or fail horribly. In general, I don't think it's a good idea, simply because a man's waifu is a very special thing.
>>4476813
Well, to most of us, at least.
So if you do go through with it, I think it'd be a better idea to first be on a higher level with him -- like dating or something like that.

It's like asking if knowing someone's biggest fear or favorite EVERYTHING is a good step in a relationship -- yeah, eventually. But not at this point.

>> No.4477015

>>4476931
Yeah, considering you posted a picture of yourself at the drop of a hat like a cheap whore I'm going to say chances are pretty high that he'll fucking hate you.

>> No.4477016
File: 176 KB, 320x400, 1240381570519.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4477016

>>4476931
Looks like i posted that thing about camwhoring too late. Oh, well.

Anyway, you seem cute enough. I don't think you don't have to cosplay at all. If you don't normally act like a bitch, chances are he might like you already.

>> No.4477022

>>4476931
Fuck you. Don't come back unless you're Anonymous Kotomine.

>> No.4477037

>>4476931

I was the one who asked for the picture.

You're cute but seriously, or you're trolling us all or the guy whom you want to cosplay to will win the lottery tomorrow night.

Good luck to you and him though, once you enter the point of no return and start labelling drawings as girlfriends waking up to reality is kinda hard.

>> No.4477040

>>4476931
Pig disgusting date format

>> No.4477054
File: 14 KB, 400x400, 1250578405504.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4477054

>>4477037
I hate quoting moot, but
nothing is beyond help.

>> No.4477055

By the way, ignore those who say that you should be aggressive. Let him be in control whenever possible, so he doesn't feel pressured.

>> No.4477073

>>4477055

Then how should I proceed if I want to have a reaction ?

And thanks to those who told me I was cute. I only show my eyes but that's still nice.

>> No.4477074

>>4477054
1. Watch Welcome to the NHK with him
2. ?????
3. PROFIT!

>> No.4477078

>>4477073
Do what I said.

>> No.4477080

>>4476931

You're a trap.

>> No.4477083

>>4477073
He's a faggot. If your lover seems like he'd be on /jp/, he wants aggressive.

>> No.4477087

>>4477055
Don't listen to this idiot. If you do this then nothing will ever fucking happen, you might as well wait for heat death.

>> No.4477104
File: 168 KB, 550x550, 1afe3facaf3766fe5a14646c5e05e92f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4477104

>>4477073
I think what he means is that you don't have to be aggressive even after he accepts your feelings.

>> No.4477120

>>4477074
>>4477073
...
Actually, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. Seconding this.

>> No.4477121

>>4476931
Forging the exif date was a nice touch.

>> No.4477130

>>4477073
I didn't mean that you can't take initiative. Just don't want to transform him into a "normal" guy.
For example, if he's too introverted and you think he should go out more often (with you), asking simply or giving hints about it is fine, but don't try forcing him to go out to see a movie, for example.

>> No.4477145
File: 135 KB, 354x711, 1266630819192.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4477145

>>4477120
>implying NHK doesn't basically tell you women are dishonest and not trustable

Yeah, great plan there. Why not go to a misogynist convention headed by Athens while you're at it.

OP do all the things I said to do, because I'm right.

>> No.4477189

>>4477080

Seconding this. Your hair is too short.

>> No.4477201
File: 45 KB, 704x480, snapshot20100203065717.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4477201

>>4477145
SOMEONE didn't watch the ending~.

It's because NHK deals with that issue that it could be a very, very powerful stepping stone for the two of them. If this guy really is a /jp/edo, chances are he's got some Satou in his heart. Having a girl want to watch it with him might be a good way to slowly let down his walls.

>> No.4477195 [DELETED] 

>>4477073

Cosplay like the chick in this picture and go knock on his door.

>> No.4477209
File: 23 KB, 704x400, vlcsnap-1502344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4477209

>>4477073

Cosplay like the chick in this picture and go knock on his door.

>> No.4477213

>>4477189
>Your hair is short
Yes, hair. Because women's hair is indestructible and can't be cut.

>> No.4477225

>>4477201
There's a girl who I like who I want to re-watch it with. Which would work out well since she likes it anyway.

>> No.4477228

>>4477201
Someone only ever watched the series and didn't read the novel or manga.

Plus in the end of the series even they don't ever bother with each other again.

Really, you're idea of a hook-up movie/show is one where the main guy and girl don't end up together? Wow. Great plan.

This is why I'm the only one here who has ever had relationships, I guess. It certainly isn't my looks.

>> No.4477237

>>4477225
Watching it with someone you are already with or are just friends with is different from 'watch this as a way to hook up with him'.

>> No.4477244

I think the "girl" posting is trying to be the next airhead-tan.

>> No.4477251

>>4477228
Yes, you're the only one here who has ever had a relationship.

>> No.4477257

Unrelated to the NHK shit, just do what I said. I'm always right because I'm awesome like that.

>> No.4477259

>>4477257

Ooook.

>> No.4477272

>>4477228
You obviously didn't read the manga all the way through. They end up helping each other.

>> No.4477280

>>4477259
Well it's true, it's not like anyone else in this thread has experience in being asked out or confessed to (sincerely), so they don't even know HOW they'd react to what they are saying to do, they only know that's how they imagine they'd react. Basically it's not worthwhile information or advice, mine is though, and i'm me so i'm right.

>> No.4477289
File: 398 KB, 1100x1200, 1250772179706.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4477289

Guys, stop waving e-peens around. Little girl needs us.

OP, promise us something. After you get together, when you are going to have sex, wear thighhighs. Or kneehighs. Or pantyhose. And give him a footjob, courtesy of /jp/. You'll make us proud.

>> No.4477295

>>4477272
HELPING each other - not going out with each other, which is what OP is looking for. Not to 'help' the guy, but to be with him. So sure, wow, op gets him to get a job and fix his life a little - but still doesn't get him. Cool, great job!

>> No.4477304

>>4477289
This. Hell, wear thighhighs on your first date.

allow him to rub your zettai ryouki.

>> No.4477306
File: 23 KB, 308x365, librarian.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4477306

>>4477259
Oook! Ook!

>> No.4477325

>>4477280
>and i'm me so i'm right
Aren't you one of those low-quality trolls as the recent Lanced Jack impostors on /v/?

>> No.4477336

>>4477289

I'm OK with the thighs. Not sure if I will be able to do a footjob though, or if he would like it.

>> No.4477352

>>4477325
I don't know what a lanced jack is, but sure thing buddy.

Plus, being unsure of who I am pretty much proves you don't belong here and this is probably your first day on /jp/, how about making it your last as well?

>> No.4477364

>>4477352
I know who you are, but the similarity hasn't occurred to me yet.

>> No.4477374

>>4477336
Worry about sex and fetishes later - starting a relationship comes first.

>> No.4477392
File: 122 KB, 800x1000, 1262279024809.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4477392

>>4477336
It's not called ABSOLUTE TERRITORY without a reason, you know.

>> No.4477500

FUCK YOU

DISAPPEAR

I DON'T WANT

>> No.4477512

>Why not go to a misogynist convention headed by Athens

I'd go.

>> No.4477515

>>4477500
wait, what

>> No.4477518

I think most people are overestimating the fear/shyness of most of us semi-hikkis. It's not like we're going to run away and not talk to you ever again if you smile at us.
If he has a waifu like you said it's because he has an unfulfilled need of affection. If you don't do anything weird and just approach him normally I don't think anything bad could happen.
Just make sure to let him get to know you first before you make your step.
Once you feel that he talks to you mostly normally and isn't nervous around you, you should be fine. This is really the only thing that you need to watch out for - we need a bit of time to get used to other people being around us. After that, you can proceed normally.
You said that you've already talked to him a lot, so he shouldn't be too defensive towards you anymore.

>> No.4477530

THIS THREAD

>> No.4477532

>>4477518
>I think most people are overestimating the fear/shyness of most of us semi-hikkis.

You're one of those guys that talks about how NEET he is with his retarded classmates, right?

>> No.4477535

>>4477518
Was it hard to take random thoughts form what I said and reword them a little?

>> No.4477545

>>4477530
>look mom and dad, I SAGEd a thread!

>> No.4477557

>>4477532
No, I don't talk with my classmates at all.
After 4 years in university I know the name of maybe one guy, and only because I was forced to make a team assignment with him.

>> No.4477570
File: 54 KB, 320x240, 1254857746689.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4477570

Why would any of you help her? this broad wouldn't even give you the time if she saw any of you (or us) in person.

Stop being a bunch of faggots and ignore her.

>> No.4477584
File: 36 KB, 604x453, haruhi facepalm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4477584

>160 posts and 28 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

OP, it seems like you're only thinking about sex, and that's something that should be secondary, not primary.
Especially cosplaying, what are you thinking? He won't like you for that, chances are he'll just regard you as a weeaboo attention whore slut from then on.

Just be kind to him, and make him feel as if he's loved and cared for. Make sure you set fine boundaries with physical contact.

>> No.4477586

No. I'd be offended that they thought they could compare. You'll always be a pale imitation.

>> No.4477612
File: 24 KB, 400x289, 1 (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4477612

WHY SHOULD WE EVEN HELP YOU?

>> No.4477640

>>4477612
Soup /b/ eks dee

>> No.4477682

>>4476294
step 1) ask him if he'd like to have a girlfriend while rubbing your body against his
step 2) see how he reacts
step 3a) if his reaction is bad, just tell him you were just joking around, then change the subject to lets play a video game or watch an anime.
step 3b) if his is good or unreadable just wait for him to tell you it might be nice to have a GF

>> No.4477983
File: 8 KB, 192x158, bone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4477983

>>4477209
lol

>> No.4478046

Whatever potential this thread had is now gone. Everybody go home.

>> No.4478076

>>4478046
Indeed.
I hope the little girl will post more of her magnificent deeds after progress has been made. ;_;

>> No.4478579 [DELETED] 
File: 52 KB, 640x486, 1266944662404.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4478579

This Thread

>> No.4479599

>>4476230
>Because I'm considering doing it for a very shy guy that I like very very much.
Faggot troll detected. No girl would do that.

0/10.

>> No.4479658

I dressed like a guy once, everyone loved it. You should try it with this shy guy, I'm sure he'll be all over it.

>> No.4479682

>>4479658
I do this all the time and it isn't working for me.

>> No.4479723

I wouldn't mind all the /a/ new friends ITT if they at least tried to disguise the fact that they were from /a/.

Remember when you were supposed to lurk before posting in a new place?

>> No.4479749

>>4476230
Reported for /b/log.

>> No.4479868

>Hey /jp/, I was wondering...

just make him a bento or something.I don't care.

>> No.4480770

>>4476950
>>4476972
I realized that in the Aika thread... feels bad, bro.

>>4476230
If he's one of us, then he'll be conscious of interaction with ANY girl.
Just spend time with him and him alone, whether in person or online. Interaction is the key here.
Once you're aware you have his trust, pop the question about a relationship.
He'll be stunned of course so don't expect a response right away.

>> No.4480819

I'm actually willing to give 3D a chance, so long as the girl is attractive to me I don't see why not

she doesn't even have to cosplay

if anything she'd be a trophy and normalfags would envy me

try your hardest to make this shy guy happy, OP

>> No.4480829

Too bad you missed out doing this for him on valentines day.

>> No.4480851
File: 12 KB, 300x346, 883703-518px_shyguy_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4480851

>>4479658
>>4476230
>>4476502
>>4480819
>shy guy

>> No.4480861

Why are you guys even replying now, half a day later?

>> No.4480904

fffffff

>> No.4481238

inb4 the guy uses /jp/ and sees this thread

>> No.4481238,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>4481238
Bump for this. Delicious drama.

>> No.4481238,2 [INTERNAL] 

No, I feel feelings for the 2d character, not the 3d girl who is pretending to be the 2d character.

>> No.4481238,3 [INTERNAL] 

I'd like it very much though

>> No.4482778

>>4481238
He probably wouldn't believe a girl could really like him.

>> No.4482805

>>4482778
;_; tragic irony

>> No.4482987 [DELETED] 

OP, cosplayers are usually very slutty and most people involved deeply in OTAKU CULTURE know this.

>> No.4483021 [DELETED] 

>>4482987
Why the hell are you here again?

>> No.4483039 [DELETED] 

>Implying the OP is still here

>> No.4483057 [DELETED] 

>>4483021
Because I am ASSUMING CONTROL OF THIS THREAD.

THIS HURTS YOU.

>> No.4483079 [DELETED] 

>>4483057
>murp hurp durp

Reported for being athens. You are not welcome here and you know it.

>> No.4485036

Who is the girl in the OP cosplaying as Yoko?

>> No.4485068

>>4485036
Ogiue from Genshiken

>> No.4485101
File: 186 KB, 1262x313, true love.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4485101

Bake him a cake to show how much you care.

>> No.4486366

>>4485101
what board was that posted on?

>> No.4486411
File: 42 KB, 245x271, 1263054325623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4486411

>/jp/,
>3D girl would cosplay into one of your favorite 2D
>193 posts and 34 image replies omitted
Well done OP, well done...

>> No.4486429

>>4485101
Oh god I laughed.

>> No.4486557

>>4476875
Stop using Uihara images nonchalantly you normal fag GTFO

>> No.4486691
File: 220 KB, 544x470, 1252649092046.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4486691

i would be fucking pissed. obvious inferiority complex running rampant. don't even try to compete with 2D. if you dig an otaku, bake him a cake like my fellow anon suggested. preorder him some shit from good smile. don't bring your fucking hangup into his hobby life.

>> No.4486724
File: 106 KB, 639x356, 1262314047955.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
4486724

This thread is still alive, I am disappoint /jp/.

>> No.4486760

>>4486724
http://vocaroo.com/?media=vCDvCCplBnDRyBuPy

>> No.4486775

>>4485101
If I've learned anything from looking at troll threads on /sci/, don't try this unless you're willing to invent a universe for the guy.

>> No.4486783

OP, most guys only want things straight and to the point, Just tell him outright, instead of leading him astray with cryptic clues and subtlety.

>> No.4486805

>>4476230
HHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.4486971

>>4476671
>Implying everyone is like you
No.

>> No.4487002

I would be pissed if a 3D slut dressed like my waifu.

>> No.4487157

>would pay any attention at her ?
Yes

> At least look at her as much as you look at your waifu ?
No

>Because I'm considering doing it for a very shy guy that I like very very much. But I'm afraid he won't like it.

A man in cosplay is disgusting.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action