Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Praise the Lord!

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Would you like to be kidnapped by a monster and fed food

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Cowabunga

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>>44752232
here

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Do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior, the Fallen God?

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Hairjobs

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Best girl (other than your waifu)

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Resis the urge to belly rub

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>"Whats wrong Anon? I thought you always wanted a High Tech Android Girl? Oh, is it because you were expecting the "Profile" Automaton? The OLD OUTDATED and OBSOLETE models that look like fragile porcelain dolls that would break from a soft breeze and underpowered blasters? You ungrateful meatbag, you should be thankful that a more modern and high end model such as myself has decided to take you in as a boyfriend. Besides you did suckled on my breasts for seven hours straight the other day, so show me some love like a good little boyfriend that you are! Besides, as a more modern, advanced and high end model. I am made from more durable ballistic and blast proof materials yet just as soft and fleshy thanks to more modern MagiTek means. And I am also modular, which enables me to be outfitted with different armaments and defensive measures. And I can tell despite your ungratefulness you want to have sex with me all day, so start giving me a wash first."

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>>44754501
wow, a purple cat. i bet she can show me where wonderland is

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>>44754512
EMP correction is needed

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>>44754507
Lazy cats can't even rub their own belly!

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>>44754254 #
So what if I do? My mother was abusive and neglectful, so thinking about older women helps me cope with what not being able to change the past

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>>44754512
please don't yell at me...

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>>44754506
Remember the black yeti are the biggest and most aggressive yetis out there. That be careful out there anons don’t need you getting taken by a raven haired fluffy giant.

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Generic succubi deserve love too

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I like to breed with something bigger than me.

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>>44754536
>aggressive
>yetis
Make up your mind, you're not speaking sense! Clearly out in the snow too long. Don't worry, I know a nice black-floof yeti who can warm you up.

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>>44754538
They get plenty of it around here.

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>>44754553
such is ambition

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It's simple, we kill the demon lord.

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>>44754488

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Are there any yan yeti stories like the amoba anon white horn one, or yan stuff with normally non yan monsters?

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>gacha OP
gonna be a shithole for sure

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Best mermaid

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>>44754607
Don’t jinx shit anon.

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>>44754610
Fun fact, scientists have never observed eels breeding before and nobody knows how they reproduce!

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The Headless Horsepussy.

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>>44754532
thats a dog though

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>succubus wakes me in the middle of the night, gloating about how easy it was to break into my apartment
>starts detailing her plans to rape me until I'm screaming
>tell her to fuck off and let me sleep and just roll over and pull the sheet up over my face
Damn Monsters not letting us get proper sleep.

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>>44754620
What a mystery! Is there no way to unravel the secrets?!

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It's autumn. That means winter soon.

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>>44754494
Very much so as long as I didn't have to cover my eyes. I'd encourage her tying me up though

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Submit to dark elves
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37609327

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>>44754494
i suppose i could free up some time in my schedule

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>>44754624
She can't suck his blood! They aren't married!

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>>44754731
You know I think most dark elf stories are unpleasant, but this is pretty cute. Not cute enough that I think I'd be happy with a DE waifu, but I can see why others might.

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>>44754606
>or yan stuff with normally non yan monsters? Yan Tritonia, yan Ittan-momen, yan Nereid and more! So many untapped possibilities

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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, Satyros are best girls but only when sober. Granted, their sober is probably anything less than them downing a keg.

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I want to find the fattest, most depressed NEET monster and cuddle her until she is happy again
Gloomy girls smiles are the best

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Ancient evils are made to breed with and create little zoomer evils

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>>44754830
Will she keep me warm?

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>Raiju poledancing on a lightning rod in the middle of a thunderstorm

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>>44754512
Hmm, I'd have to switch her personality to a more lovey-dovey one.

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>>44754858
Warm and safe.

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>>44754806
>guess where the ice comes from

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>>44754806
>Kiss one of the ice ladies
>Get trapped in a kiss by your tongue getting frozen to their tongue
Devious

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>>44754864
I want to live in that sweater

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>>44754904
I'm sure that can be arranged for a cute lil' guy like (you)!

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>>44754910
concentrated fox pheromones are a hell of a drug, getting sweaternapped will break through even the toughest of charm resistances

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>>44754666
>Sits in front of you at the movie theater

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>>44754916
Other pheromones aren't too much better when concentrated.

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>>44754916
I like pheromones. The idea of getting all heady and lovey-dovey just because you're really close to a monster is very cute.

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Jiiiii

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>>44754861
Sorry, she's tsun-locked and the EULA says no jailbreaking

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>>44755010
I gotta return her. No way I'm dealing with a trashdere.

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>sweaters stunlock because they inflict constant sleep
Who the fuck thought this was balanced?

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>>44754988
That's something I like about kejourou; being able to put you in that state just by being near you. So one could just sit with you in an enclosed space and do nothing while you slowly lose your composure.

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>>44754860
She's making loud noises, it's waking me up at night

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>>44755026
Hush and take your nap.

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>>44755026
You dare to question the DL?! As punishment she's added new buffs, It now inflicts charm, and pheromone debuffs, stay in there too long and you'll get the addicted debuff

Keep complaining anon, she'll add more

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>>44755026
Well it has a short range and if you miss with it, you're vulnerable to a counter attack.

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>>44755066
>he doesnt know about the animation cancel

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ghost blowjobs
woo woo

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>>44754494
Fuuka isn't a monster

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>>44755026
I want to make a weresheep wool sweater

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>>44755094
anon, she has horns. Are they cosplay or something?

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>>44754488
Do frame rates matter in your adventure when combating monster girls?

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>>44755171
Yes the bogey cuddle attack goes at 144fps so if your fps is low it comes out like 3-4 times faster

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>>44755193
Not like you could dodge that attack even if you have the same fps, but still.

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sleep time

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>Stay away from my Husband, you damn dirty beasts!
>t.Recorded audio of a female soldier from the 444th Rifles Brigade during the assault at Wind Ridge Peaks, the fate of said female soldier and her spouse unknown as they're still MIA

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Yfw the barely 4 foot tall Gremlin rejects you because your dick is too big for her.

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>>44755340
Why are you like this

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>>44754570
I really really like this succ

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>>44754495
Just imagine a tower of horny cows. Wouldn't that be weird, haha?

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>>44755354
Yfw the barely 4 inch tall fairy magics your dick bigger because she wants to be extra s t r e t c h y.

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>>44754538
Nothing generic about that chocolate and them curves.

>>44754570
Now, this, THIS is generic! I'd love her.

>>44754830
Wouldn't you be making Gen A kids now? Who know what horrors they hold.

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>>44755394
It's an edit. In the actual picture she's pale as milk which is the best

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>>44755378
>>44755394
Cute succs

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Red Flags, yes?

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>>44755449
I tend to lean towards extremists, I would get along well with Extremist Monsters and Monster Supremacists, I could love a Malef or other Mamano supremacist gals.

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>>44754806
The Tsurara-Onna is peak visual for the ice elementals. She blows Ice Queen outt of the water I have to imagine an Ice Queen born from a Tsurara-Onna couple who dresses like her mother to even like Ice Queen.

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>>44754423
Is there a second page? This reminds me of 'Meeting a Witch/Wizard' genre of jap art.

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>>44754501
I wonder how fallen goddess missionaries would react to me actually inviting them.

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Wolf Girls need domestication.

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>>44755340
Please make more of those shitpost threads like last time and stay in them, thanks

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La Cukaracha needs some Raid.

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hellwan love

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I will not lose to cows.
I will not lose to cows.
I will not lose to cows.

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>>44755675
Famous last words.

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>>44755406
I recognize this succ

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>>44755340
She got turned into a demi succ and they're fucking, now fuck office

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Headwings are retarded and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

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>>44755752
even if they wiggle them at (You)

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>cheshy gives herself corporate memphis art style body proportions

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>>44755799
>Corporate Memphis art style
Wut?

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>>44755752
I agree. Every time I see them I can't help but try to imagine just what animal has wings on their heads. they'd have to be some chimaeric being that was made for wings to grow form a head.

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>>44755826
Are you braindead? google it

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>>44755826
It's that soulless art you see on google of characters with ridiculous body proportions and weird skin colors to make it completely safe and non-offensive so no twitter freak can complain about discrimination or whatever.
Just google the term and you'll see it.

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>>44755838
Done.
>>44755839
I didn't know that it was call like that. Chesh won't be fuggg for 4 days as a punishment

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>>44755723
Where did she get the kid from? Do succs reproduce asexually, or is this one just adopted/much younger cousin/something else like that?

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>>44755913
It's a Child of Fate. She drank a super expensive potion that reverses causality and impregnates her with a destined child to help draw her destined mate to her side and compel him to impregnate her, completing the cycle of causality.

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big dodonkers

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cum in noodles

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>>44755743
>now fuck office
Soldier woman and her spouse are now office workers on Danuki Corp. LTD and have sex in their cubicle?

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Man, writing is hard

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>>44756003
The curtains were blue! That means the boy was sad! Sad boys get sexed until they are happy! Then the curtains are as blue as the sky! The clear sky where the storm has passed!

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>>44756003
Most things are when you try them for the first time.

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>>44756018
the curtains were blue because i wanted them to be blue! now shove that pencil up your ass like a dildo and stop looking for meaning where there is none.
damn fairies.

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>>44755967
Meant to write fuck off

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>>44755679
I didn't know cows came in that size.

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>>44756170

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>>44756196
Lord have mercy.

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>>44756213
You gonna get milkboarded.

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>>44756217
Whatever information they want, i'm not giving it to them.

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>>44756169
Not excuse for bad grammar or misspellings. Imagine a Hakutaku or Crow Tengu teacher being a grammar nazi or taking misspellings as a Capital Offense?

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>>44756289
Don't care, it's not my first language.

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>Finally manage to get to sleep
>Dreamt of a Griffon who taught herself humanization magic to walk around town unnoticed
>TFW it just makes them hornier
I WANT TO GO BACK

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>>44756429
There is no going back anon. It's too late now. The only thing remainng now it for you to go and write a short story about it.

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>>44756196
I have a mighty need

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>>44754536
They're just going through a goth phase

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How would you help Gremlin-chan win the race?

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>>44755679
>Your extremely pent up christmas cake holstaur neighbor gets in the elevator with you
>So pent up she might snap if you touch her
>There is barely enough space to move around because she's thicc
How does one escape this unraped?

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>>44755930
Now I've heard about taking the firstborn child as payment, but this is ridiculous!

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>>44756986
It's a two-for-one, or technically a three for one. As the sperm meeting the egg fulfils fate, it satisfies the requirements of the potion, but the raw fact of the matter is that you now have sperm and an egg. Thus fertilisation happens, an a new child is created, however it has an identical appearance towards the first. Thus, it's almost as though they were identical twins, separated in the womb via causality and time.

So not only do you get a daughter that leads to you getting her father, but the process also gets you another kid. Thus this incredibly rare and expensive potion is highly sought after. The only unfortunate side effect, something which can only be conceived of and understood after the fact, is the firstborn carries with them a vague sense of incongruity until the other is born.

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>>44756983
Rape her?

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>>44754536
>Go to winter town
>Screams
>"NIGGER MONKEY GIRL"
>R U N

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You have found a young dragon munching on the chilies from your garden. How do you stop her before she eats everything without making her cry?

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>>44756983
>your mouth is pressed against her ass, so you can't speak or reason with her
The only option is to take control of the situation and graduate her from being a christmas cake right in that elevator

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>>44757342
>How do you stop her
With sodomy, obviously

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>>44757342
>oh did you know, eating chilis will actaully make your firebreathing weaker if you eat too many of them
>don't believe me? Try to burn these logs here
>points to soggy log that have been sitting outside
>she obiously fails
At least she won't eat all of them now.

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>>44757342
Those damn pepper stealing whores!

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>>44757342
Clean shot to the head with demon silver 4gauge and giving back her sleeping body to her dad

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>>44756196
I don't know I can handle that much.

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>wake up
>go to work as a janitor at the necropolis
>constantly harassed by wights,vampires,liches and zombie dragons as i try cleaning my designated area
God fucking dammit

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>>44757459
>He does it for free
My sides

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>>44757469
I get paid with a free home and provided meals! Money is worthless in undead society

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>>44757535
Just like a slave?
How can you buy guns, miniatures, computer, games... without money?

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>>44757551
None of that is necessary when you are smothered in undead pussy

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>>44757578
But it's fun playing co-op games with undead wife.

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>>44757578
Undead cats, aaah.

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>>44757615
The only coop game they play is "who i will raise for a threesome?"

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Anon will NEVER be a necromancer and raise 9000 power liches

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>MGCPD fall for another covered pit trap with donuts as bait

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>>44756446
My writing days are long since over though. Not sure they ever truly began but it is what it is.

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>>44757818
Stop that, you'll make them fat

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>>44754538
I want be crushed by those dark chocolate cheeks

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>>44757578
That's dumb, you're a jannie slave, pathetic

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>>44758116
Not fat enough

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Playing with ALICE
Indulging her whimsy!
Buying her cute dresses!
Oiling her horns and wings for health!
Telling her spooky stories to make sure she doesn't stay up past her bed time!
Pretending to get mad at her when she eats your ice cream!
Watching lame movies with ALICE!
Lending her a spare house shirt to relax in!
Seeing her healthy legs all exposed!
Catching plenty of glimpses of her panties!
Snapping and copping a feel!
Doing a little more than touching!
Her accepting it as she turns strange!
ALICE embracing her succubus side!
Waking up the next day wracked with guilt over forcing yourself on ALICE!
ALICE acting like nothing happen!
ALICE embarassed seeing you both wake up naked!
ALICE already convinced herself that your clothes must have gotten stripped while tossing and turning!
Falling back into your normal lives again, forgetting the terrible things you did to her!
ALICE wearing one of your old shirts again...!

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Luv Foxes. Simple as.

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Happy

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>>44756791
Get the top racists to her team, like Chesh or this guy >>44757107

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Lilim appreciation post, there's a lim for all your needs!

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>>44758340
what about lims with massive assses or creepy hex maniac like lims?

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>>44754512
>roll eyes at her and shrug
>"I want a SHODAN model, not some fragile *modern* piece of sleek-looking junk that'll be obsolete in a couple years"

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>>44758340
where is the momlim and the musclelim?

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>>44756196
dear sweet lord I need a giga cow, extra milk, extra beef

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>>44758424
Slime time?

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>>44758479
right here.

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report the fur shit and dont respond to the mick, and just keep reporting his shit for offtopic

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mmm jub juice

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>>44758523
Mmm, tastes like intense sexual frustration

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>>44754488

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>>44758520
rule 7, friend.

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Accept slimes.

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>>44758646
This one looks very polite, so i will accept it.

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>>44758662
Good

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>>44758619
1. Reporting a shitspamming furfaggot isn't misclassified.
2. He didn't announce reporting anything, only told others to rightfully report your retarded shitposts.
3. For someone who is supposedly from the Great Shitstain and natively speaks english you sure have garbage-tier reading comprehension, neck yourself incestbaby.

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Shogs should not be trusted.

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I like to imagine a loli bapho falling for some guy and not the other way around. And there's comedic instance after comedic instance of her trying to convince the guy, who's not into loli, that she's actually an adult and even older than him. And then when he's finally convinced of that, she constantly has to attempt to convince him that cunny and flat chest are superior, but he never buys it. Her friends and subordinates just tell her to magic him to like her, but she wants the falling in love to be natural

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>>44758706

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>>44758710
You wouldn't trust this face?

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Are they any printable 3D model of chesh?

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If black cats are bad luck then how fucked am I if a goth cheshire walks by me?

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>>44758887
ur fine, shes pale, choco cats are the problem tho

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>>44758887
I want to see a goth chesh.
Hell, I just want to see goth mgs.

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>>44759011
Here, I combined those tags of gelbooru and this was the first result.

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>>44755648
gun snuggle the hotdog

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>>44758764
Perfect IMAGINE size

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>>44759216
This brings back good memories.

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>>44759216
Such powerful abilities...

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>>44759307
Call of the deep used to wipe out entire armies, shit was wild. Anon who wanted a fantasy setting with monster girl armies must be happy to see this.

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>gacha OP

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>>44759188
Sex with an Ice Queen must be an out of this world experience, she's still extremely cold but at the same time it doesn't bother, harm or numb you.

[Anonymous No.]

Your monsterfu has sustained a major injury (thankfully nothing permanent) that requires her needing extensive help completing daily tasks such as getting dressed, eating, walking, and bathroom use.

Do you hire someone to take care of her, or do you help her yourself?

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>>44759450
Help her myself and cuddle her at every opportunity

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>>44759450
As far as I understand this wouldn't change anything for a cait sith.

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Trust elves.

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>>44759450
I still need to go to work so I will hire someone

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>>44759450
Are you fucking kidding me? I'm going to become the best damn caretaker the world has ever fucking seen.

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>>44759470
>>44759496
How do you get money if no one is working?

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>>44759510
Monster law benefits package

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>>44759510
I have a nice piggybank saved for stuff like that. Or i can just send a request to the goverment, they pay you a basic income if you need to take care of a loved one. The people here aren't heartless.

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>>44759510
BEHOLD! The pile of gold she slipped and broke her ankle on!

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Always trust elves.

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>>44759628
But elves look at me funny and their ears wiggle alot

[Anonymous No.]

Does a dragon prefer a castle, cave, or tower?

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>>44759450
I have a fetish for serving mamano, especially high-class ones.

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>>44756196
gods help us all

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>>44757342
I would let her have the chiles

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>>44757551
>guns, miniatures, computer, games
is this your life?

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>>44759686
I have a fetish of having high class mamano becoming utter dorks around me, dropping their spaghetti around me due to being so unused to dealing with their heart beating too fast.

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>>44759763
i got a fetish for stealing them and them being tsundere around me calling me a savage, brute, ape, or animal since I molest and rape them like one

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>>44759704
>this is the weakest cow
There is no hope, is there?

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>>44759704
The fattest Southern drawl

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>>44759820
Hope
Is irrational

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You milk the cow, and the cow milks you
Give and take. Ying and Yang. Black and white. Perfect harmony. Monster and man, living together.
Moo

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>>44756429
your fluffy future griffon wife was revealed to you in a dream
she is here in human form looking

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>>44759820
>>44759872
cows are fucking stupid. Just tip her over and she's powerless

[Anonymous No.]

Just have sex with monster girls? Is that so hard and go for the one you want

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>>44759998
Yes it is hard, I want to cause mayhem not get tied down by marriage.

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>>44759976
Try tipping this.

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>>44760060
T-the bigger they are, the harder they fall. And that's a big cow, so...

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>>44760011
Anon, im a multi level threat according to order and I have like 3wives

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>>44760011
I just want to be a dark lord with my harem of dark elves that put cities to the sword.

[Anonymous No.]

Do not overfeed your mouse wife and definitely do not treat her stomach like dough

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>>44760290
She perpetually stinks like cheese.

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>>44759929
W-What is that cow doing in the left?

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>>44760312
oh that's just her bell, she would never take a shota and put it under her clothes of course not...

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>>44760290
Fatten her up, I say.

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>>44759998
Nice try eros glowie

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>>44760418
I want to cum inside eros glowies

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>>44760290
Pshh.

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>>44760475
No bush, no game.

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>>44760475
Shouldn't they be called cummies or something? If you see them glowing pink in the dark you should hit them with your cock.

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>>44760483
Removal of the bush is removal of all distractions. This allows perfect precision insertion without any misses, as expected of a warrior of eros.

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Good girl.

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>>44760520
Cute dog.

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>>44760506
High speed, low drag? Sasuga. I'm glad they were talked out of adopting flared cockwells for tactical insertion though, that would've been weird.

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>>44760475
>Its the FBI breaking in meme but its all Cupids.
Anon was subdued
His kobold is ahegoing.
10/10 hit

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>>44760520
so this is a dog? a bird? kiki maybe?

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>>44758787
Likely

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>44760520
>44760525
>44760553
Kill yourself /trash/faggot

[Anonymous No.]

marry foxes

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>>44759998
Well if you put it that way I'll just go for the one I want!

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>>44760600
only if they're giant and have lots of tails

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760588
No, I don't think I will.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44754494
Depends for what reason. She might just be fatting you up so she can cook and eat you eventually.

[Anonymous No.]

>44760619
Yes, you should. You are a worthless trash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760588
cry harder

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>>44760616
You could live in those tails

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>>44760635
why don't you quote us like a man? Or are you afraid that we will answer you?, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760658
Still not long and fluffy enough, I want tails that take up the whole room.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760683
sorry i quoted the wrong post

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760686
>Several millenia later...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760616
Must have some oni in that fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760616
Standing cunnilingus height.

[Anonymous No.]

>44760652
Give it just a few hours and this inbred furfag rat is crying about something and playing the victim again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760637
why don't you quote us like a man? Or are you afraid that we will answer you?, faggot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760218
Yeah but I want to be a menace to both the Order and Mamonos alike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760712
Why are you so passive aggressive and obsessed? You're like a woman, give it a rest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760600
Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760728
Very cute little fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760716
sounds like you need to fuck, its more fun to mess with those uptight bastards and make them dance in your palms and fall into your never-ending circus

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760716
He's gonna find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760748
Who is?

[Anonymous No.]

While it is often thought that dragon zombies are stupid, experiments have shown that they possess the same problem solving abilities as their living counterparts. They understand what you're saying, they just don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44758405
Only the fattest of asses and they all can be creepy if you'd like!

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44758479
Plenty of cakes to go around, and you can earn gains with her!

[Anonymous No.]

The younger male must fuck the older female it’s the natural order of things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44757342
>sees cute dragon girl eating my homegrown chilies
>surprise her
>she quickly apologizes and is afraid
>am flattered that she likes them
>gives her some to take home
>over the course of months become aquainted with her
>invite her to stop by after school for some food made using chilies
>her mother finds out she's talking with a stranger
>scolds her
>mother visits me to threaten to not see her daughter again
>she falls in love with me and my cooking
>starts dating
>become a family

[Anonymous No.]

>>44759947
I don't want a Griffon wife though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760912
>turning down the one monster that did the impossible and portal'd herself to Earth for (You)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760652
Summer is over. She should consider finally putting on some clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760911
That doesn't sound very monster-like...

[Anonymous No.]

your majesty where are the three cheese pizzas

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760978
Most anons here aren't into monster girls. You'd think they are, but they aren't. They mostly just want virgin waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761039
I, too, want a lovely virgin wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760905
Isn't it the other way around?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761039
Or I just love monstergirls and romance. Not everyone wants to be raped by a monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761039
Sorry not everyone is into your adultery fetish anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761108
You didn't work being a dragon into your post once. I don't think domestic dragon soccer mom is much of a thing, anon.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44761199
Eh that's fair. Was half assing it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761234
But now that I say it I think it could be a thing. A horrible, horrible thing that drives an SUV.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761251
>hover mother soccer mom with the pride and rage of a dragon
Yeah, sounds awful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761134
Meant to say the mom was widowed, but screwed it up since I was half assing it. It's a greentext so whatever

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761352
Dullahan breeds, very rare.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760926
I'm like 99% sure that dream was just me opining about the days of Belgianon doing smut and being slightly drunk at the time before bed. I don't particularly like the eagle-lions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761033
It's just water weight

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[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760905
>>44761075
Both are fine, it's just icky when two people the same age bone. Unless they're childhood friends, in which case it's fucking based.

[Anonymous No.]

give sphinxes the melon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761498
only if they promise to smother me with theirs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761498
Ono

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761494
This is your brain on hag.

[Anonymous No.]

Damn fox brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761494
i guess pandemonium can help out with that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761498
>monsters start having human sons
>sons pass traits from their monster ancestors on to their daughters
>wind up with a griffon, anubis, sandworm girl
>heaven help the poor souls who had shogs for grandparents

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44747475
>Good morning class!
>Let's all give a warm Winterstown welcome to our new substitute teacher, Mr. Anon!
>If you need anything, I'll be at home passed out from Old Wendi's wine

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761521
needs 'gentle guidance and understanding so she doesn't feel the need to act out' correction

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761546
>Shog/kiki/devil bug dauhjter
>Her entire life is an existential crisis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761556
How could Ms. Whitehorn do that? She needs a companion to drink.

[Anonymous No.]

There is one bad end path in MGE, it's marrying two or more hebis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761577
Ms. Whitehorn hasn't had a day off in years! You're just the man to help her out, teach the kids for a day and let Ms. Whitehorn indulge herself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761556
>whitehorn is out sick with a cold
>feels horrible, but what else is new
>years of watching other people's children grow up has left her bitter and lonely
>goes back to the school in a few days
>enters her class to find Anon teaching the kids
>Anon greets her, and says he's the sub
>whitehorn is already in love
>Anon tells her that she's done a great job with the kids
>whitehorn blurts that she'll do an even better job with his

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761576
>obsessively cleans her master's living space
>chides him about his filthy habits
>has a nest full of his dirty clothes, empty chip bags, and drained soda cans that she rolls around in when he's gone

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761598
what if it's the same hebi but in a time paradox

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761618
she will still get jealous, don't underestimate her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761605
>the kids turn to each other and start giggling
>Ms. Whitehorn realizes what she said
>she covers her face and runs out of the room
>Substitute Anon and the kids watch from the windows as she runs through the snow away from school

[Anonymous No.]

>Guy rides down a busy street
>His horsegirl is bipedal
>She carries him piggyback, his bouncing legs legs jutting out far ahead of her
>A hushed silence falls over the crowds as everyone's attention gradually turns towards him
>He returns their stares with a crazed gleam in his eye, then, with a shout, spurs his horsegirl into a gallop and disappears around a corner

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761677
I prefer it this way. When I want to get kinky I could give her a piggy back ride instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761677
But... where is the horse pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761797
Where it belongs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761825
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761598
>getting hit on by a hebi
>she seems to be everywhere at once, chalk it up to hebi shenanigans
>always asking you if there's another woman, never trusts you when you say it's only her
>asks you to meet her in the park at sunset for a special surprise
>asks you again later that day
>arrive at the park
>find identical twin hebis in the middle of a fight
I hope you're ready to choose, Anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761677
Look at my horse. My horse is amazing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761825
Very cursed, but in a good way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761847
You mean blessed, perhaps blursed.

[Anonymous No.]

Do centaurs need horseshoes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761797
quadrupeds are for closeted bronies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761825
Yeats later, I still can't get over how much better these designs are. Blursed indeed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761898
Like normal cows and horses, the hooves of holstaurs and centaurs along with their variants need maintenance, you don't want your wife to catch an infection.

[Anonymous No.]

>going through haunted house
>suddenly pic related happens
Do (You) pet the birb?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761934
Nope.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761934
She's gonna be probably more afraid of my wife at my other side slowly losing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761934
>"Where did you come from I was alone, and you weren't there at all..."
Very suspicious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761934
Isn't petting birdgirls an erotic thing?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761956
On their back, under their eyes or under her wings is yes. Only headpats allowed, but that's where the girl part of her comes in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761934
>monsters waiting in haunted house to cling to guys that pass through
>more monsters than haunted house employees
>Anon finds it hard to believe that an ushi oni is somehow terrified of the mummy cardboard cutout that pops out of the wall

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761974
Miss Ushi IS genuinely scared, she went in because she thought it sounded fun but it turned out too scary for her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761923
How do wild horses cope tho.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761974
That may not make much sense, but what if its true? You can't leave a poor, helpless, and terrified monster girl alone in the dark like that. We're men not brutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761987
>football carries Anon through the haunted house
>busts through two different walls
>screams and shoots a gob of webbing whenever anything pops out
>has to stuff her face into Anon's chest and cry for a few minutes once she gets out
>cries even harder when she's banned from the fair for destroying a load-baring wall in the haunted house

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762016
Aww. Protecc.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761996
...anon you know that farmers exist, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761995
A real vampire wouldn't have a reflection. That's just a human with false teeth.

[Anonymous No.]

I want a huge, hulking lizardman adventuring companion that has to wear a heated cloak in the northern regions as its chilly and she gets a bit sleepy if its too cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762040
Wild horses exist too, wurm-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762042
Vampires cover themselves in makeup/bodypaint so that they can see how the outfit will look on them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762029
>have to go back into the fair to get her some cotton candy to calm her down
>have to hold the cone for her so she can eat it without getting sugar in her paw fur
>she asks you to walk her home because it's getting dark outside
>find out that she lives in the spookiest, most haunted looking cave known to man

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762040
I meant horses living by themselves. In the wild. No human contact. I just googled it and it seems like the hooves adapt to the environment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762033
These girls are tempting.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761986
This fucking horse is winning me over. I used to hate her, but she's growing on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762033
puffy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762051
That is not the point, of course there are wild horses but a centaur is not wild (unless she is an extremist) she is a being intelligent enough to know that a nail has just been stuck in her hoof and she has a infection that must be treated

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762089
You call that puffy?

[Anonymous No.]

I hate the attention horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762094
It's like one dude that reposts bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762070
She's the most trustworthy horse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762049
Bring a million candles and pillows to make it the best cave ever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762111
I was only making a silly joke, don't look deep into it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761956
>>44761970
Sometimes I feel like this thread is just horny Animal Planet. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.]

Obsessed with giant prehistoric reptiles

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762137
Is "ancient" not strong enough for you to bully old virgin dragons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762137
>the dragons in the park are larping as dinosaurs to try and attract shotas again
They really have no shame, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762134
She looks like she came out of the yukopi music video.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762143
Permian hags that are older than mammalians

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762153
How old is Hagville then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762137
Do you think they respond well to Ice Age themed pick up lines

[Anonymous No.]

>>44754995
>>44755022
Both very rapeable

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762115
How do I tell her that I only want one wife? Would she respect my boundaries or try to trick me into building a harem?

[Anonymous No.]

>Still no Chupacabra girl
Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762175
>dog like girl who hunts you down and drinks your blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762153
Permian hags that had milk before breastfeeding was even invented, storing it for that one special anon millions of years into the future.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762175
>no patasola
>no llorona
>no nahual
Latin bros, it's so over.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44756429
Does being the only one able to see through a monster's human disguise make you "the one"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762181
Damn larping human, needs bite correction.

>>44762218
Unironically yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761825
>bicorn invites another horse girl to roleplay as the horse half
>carries around both you and bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762218
>trip over something when you walk behind a woman in the grocery store
>she insists that you're her destined husband because you could see her lamia tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762243
>blanda upp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762170
I don't think horses are the most crafty monsters. How's she going to trick you into a dinner date with another monster?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762246
/int/ get out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762243
She's raping me with her eyes. Kinda hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762218
>>44762245
>demon in Order City getting really nervous because a young boy keeps asking why she has blue skin and a tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762263
>demon spends her whole life trying to convince her friends she's into big, strong warrior types
>gets blown the fuck out by a random shota
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762218
>demon girl is convinced you can see through her disguise, and keeps stealing glances at you
>in reality her tail has been wrapped around your thigh for 10 minutes as you walk through the grocery store and she's been mirroring all your steps

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762218
I never thought I'd actually get to use the "are you an angel" line from Phantom Menace

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762268
>big, strong warrior types
Thing is that every one of those was a shota once or loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762271
Marrying a demon I would expect that tail to be wrapped around something of mine near all the time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762271
>demon is attracted to a guy she sees every day on the street
>too scared to actually talk to him
>her tail wraps around his wrist one night as she walks past him
>she screams and starts to run after he "lunges" after her
>drags him for three blocks screaming bloody murder because she thinks he's chasing her
>tells the police that she had no choice and had to fuck him in self defense

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762268
Just put the shota in his dad's armor from his adventuring days and you've got a warrior type. Just ignore the fact the armor is too big for him

[Anonymous No.]

>you can only get married after 2 years when the hormones stop raging and a relationships starts to become work
2 words. Mamono banana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762286
Please elaborate?

>>44762288
Many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762315
he wants tailjobs that´s the joke

[Anonymous No.]

The hellwan has awoken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762315
I think he means tail hugs. Like it's coiled around his arm or leg or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762321
Oh, what a pervert

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762329
Are demons larping as lamias now? new trends confuse me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762286
Tail, hands, bodies. I worry that mine would find me too clingy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762350
Delete and use this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762348
>Now
Succubi schlick that way. Wasn't it in WGII?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762348
Funny thing is in occultism lamias/succubi are very heavily intermingled a lot, hell lamia even kinda sounds similar to lilithu and Lilith

When the portals open itll be a confusing time

[Anonymous No.]

Monsters suited to work as hotel porters?
Maids (room service) need not apply

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762360
Another one falls to the succuvirus, if only she had been vaxxed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762399
Then she would have turned into an Anubis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762375
>Maids (room service) need not apply
False. Monsters are strong enough to carry any luggage a human could reasonably expect to transport so it's not like you'd need someone beefy to do the job. On top of that, having maids double as porters when needed would decrease the amount of specialized workers and increase workforce flexibility. Wouldn't it also be nice to have the porters put your things right where you want them without issuing a single command? A good maid could do that. They work very hard for tips.

>>44762399
The virus is spread by 5G, idiot. The Vax puts antennas in your body so you're more susceptible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762399
she was

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762399
>local doc is replaced by her previously unknown, big boobed sister when the succ plague hits
>she gives out weird, purple coloured powder you have to mix with water and soak your gentials with to protect yourself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762399
But Miss vampire says the vaccine is cringe and makes your blood taste icky.

[Anonymous No.]

You will never return to your former world

[Anonymous No.]

Monster vaccines would make you vulnerable to certain features. Get vaccinated for venom? Great, now your twice as weak to magic. Remember to take a booster, else you'll become 5x weak to venom instead of resisting it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762399
>shog juice
>metals from living weapons
>ooze from a slime that was born in a chemical plant
>soi dryad squeezings
All things in your precious vax, btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762449
potent stuff, bet it's a panacea

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762399
Hahaha what a funny misunderstanding!
I wanted the succuvirus that infects my COMPUTER. I don't want the Succubi novel Onavirus 18.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762449
>Gives no immunity against the common succ or mofu
>The most common threat for those changes each year so you need separate shots
>Every year
>They're still only like 30% effective because there are so many varieties of succubi and fluffy monsters around
Hope you like needles, but if you do you'll probably want a manticore vaccine...

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder if Phantoms like cosplay roleplay sex? It’d be pretty fun to have one with costumes like Morrigan or Ranamon.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw u know that you fucked up on the easiest question on that math test ms haku gave u
>and now you are sent to remedial breastfeeding

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762360
I want the top dressed as the bottom and the bottom dressed as the top

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762538
Yeah, and I want an McLaren F1 in my garage and a Bunyip waifu coiling me. We all want things that we never get.

[Anonymous No.]

Maids are basically a type of older sister when you think about it. Or a younger one depending on how old you are

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762555
You made me upset with this post. When I get upset I buy turtles from the pet store and run them over in my driveway. I hope you're happy that multiple turtles will die because you couldn't help but be mean over the internet

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762580
Mald.

[Anonymous No.]

Why is your mist continent kiki dysfunctional?
shes maid in China

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762558
Not really. I think the submissiveness and pure devotion are things the older sister type isn't really known for, which are the main traits of maids. They both might take care of you, but the way the relationship is built, from a hierarchical standpoint, is completely different.
They might exhibit older sister traits, in fact, they are encouraged, but they are much more than just that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762612
Wow, so onee-chans and maids are not actually related but merely exhibit similar behaviours in mating strategy because of convergent evolution. Very interesting

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>>44762218
>bar server in order territory
>this one female guard orders tofu every day
>joke about how she might be a fox with how much of it she eats
>everyone has a good laugh about it
>notice that she seems to give me a piercing gaze throughout the night, must not have liked being compared to a
>everyone starts to clear out except for her
>whatever, its not closing time yet
>try to make some small talk while washing a few dishes
>"sorry if i insulted you earlier with the fox comparison"
>"oh dont worry, im not insulted..."
>go back to scrubbing
>"im just surprised that you managed to figure it out", followed by what sounds like an illusion spell dispersing
>try to turn around and look at her but you only manage to get a glimpse of her transformed form before being hit by pink fox fire
>later wake up in a warm and cozy bed, definitely not your own, with the smell of breakfast wafting in from the slightly open bedroom door
damn foxes...

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>>44762612
>"You know, meido, sometimes I think of you like my older sister."
>"I wish you wouldn't, Mastah."
>"Why's that?"
>"Because you wouldn't fuck your older sis--I mean it's unbecumming."

[Anonymous No.]

cant stop thinking about how good demon realm food and cooking must be.
The monster who has ran the same restaurant for 500 years surely has some impressive skill.
Yes, wife/homemade food is good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762676
Just don't go to restaurants and make comments like how you wish you could eat food that good everyday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762676
I will stop by mist continent triad front restaurant on my home from work every Friday to make the mean scarred monsters cook food for me

[Anonymous No.]

Chubby monsters
Do you agree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762676
Rata patisserie who is incredibly diligent and will go out of her way to find out EXACTLY how to make a man/monster/couples cake the way they like it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762628
Not only that, but there are many other types of maid. The motherly type, the old stern traditional type, the useless type, the slave type, the battle hardened type, and the most important one, the wifey type There is great variety in maidkind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762440
Isekaislop is the worst shit to happen to fiction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762715
That salamander with the scar across her nose may never say a word and look at you like she's ready to murder you, but damn if she doesn't make the best fried rice you've ever tasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762737
And yet, Journey of the Magi is one of the best writefigs out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762729
>The motherly type, the old stern traditional type
This but she needs to be a Victorian maid who's really pent-up and has big bazongas

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762717
Absolutely agree

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762737
Generally I think the same but I gave Mushoku Tensei a try and ended up enjoying it. Mostly because they drop most of the Isekai shit and just make generic anime fantasyslop which works

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762745
>Shrimp fried rice? But a salamander fried this rice
You have a duty to mess with scary mamano as much as possible

[Anonymous No.]

>Write fairy wrote another adult fiction "dystopia" set in a world where art and hugs are banned
yawn

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762774
>main character leanan sidhe gets cornered by huge (normal sized) monsters for drawing pictures
>tall dark and handsome man swoops in to beat them up and save her
>the rest of the novel is just smut and their daily life together
>next book in the series is about her pregnancy
>three more books planned in the series

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762763
Told you, good shit. Plenty of MGs too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762770
>Come back a few days later
>A one-eyed pistol shrimp girl is in the kitchen
>Sally slides you a menu
>Shrimp fried rice isn't on it
>It's the first time you've seen her smirk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762774
Can't forget about the underground resistance

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762745
Just be careful about any comments on wanting to try her food everyday or you'll have a lizard sneaking into your home

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762794
>>44762804
I caved! I just couldn't resist buying them!
She was doing book signings with a pen bigger than her body, it was just too cute.
The underground resistance of yetis, minos, lamia and other cuddle monsters was well written as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762745
>salamander cooking up a storm in a wok
>another customer makes a remark about the fried rice at a different restaurant being better
>salamander stops cooking
>slowly reaches down and turns off the stove without turning around
>grab your food and flee before she "asks" the customer to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762763
The worst thing to come out of that story is the main character being accused of being a cuckold by his own dumbass daughter because he doesn't have white hair like her mother.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762794
>the rest of the novel is just smut and their daily life together
This happens way too often in stuff written by monsters. I hope they're ready for my book which won't even get a kiss scene until three quarters of the way through

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762737
Some of it is okay, the magi was really good. I actually cried a bit when it ended, thought the magi was kinda a dick but it was funny and somewhat understandable. Personally if I was him I think I would've either died or stayed at the vampire castle

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762821
I don't care what anyone says, Lucy the Vice is the best character. Love that lamia like you wouldn't believe.

>>44762812
>Say this
>Wake up the next morning with a bouquet of roses and a coupon for the restaurant on your pillow
>It's only valid after closing
Better hope she's more gentle than she looks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762834
You can't escape gatekeeper-kun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762874
>Gatekeeper-kun
???

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762812
>>44762745
i'd come over after everytime I fight in the local tournament and grab some shrimp fried rice with some sweet and sour chicken and try to make conversation since we are the only two there since I'm there late. And everytime I come back I have a new fight to tell her how it went and my new cool new scar

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762745
Do you know how hard she is on the ONE human boy she employs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762882
Just another schizophrenic episode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762882
don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762906
>Salamander has been making fried rice for 20 times as long as hes been alive
>Can dice an onion in the time it takes him to raise his knife
>Has no sophisticated understanding of heat like a salamander does

Hes learning. And uh... she is nice to him when his shift ends... sometimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762906
>>44762927
>Ask the boy, more like a young man, how long he's been with the Salamander
>He answers he can't remember a time he wasn't with her
>Every night you see him in the back alley swinging a sword
>Up and down, up and down, like an toy soldier
>His form is rough but he definitely has some spirit to it
>You end up asking him idly one day why he's so obsessed with learning a path as lonely as how to wield The Sword
>He just smiles at you, stinking of chashu onions
"To protect the flame most precious to me"

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>>44762927
>Salamander finishes for night
>Leans down to eye level with boy
>Leans in
>Boy goes beet red
>Wipes his face clean with back of one claw
>"Go home and rest. I want you up bright and early again tomorrow"

Desperate need of cupids

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760890
thats it!
I'll have my own OC lim then!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763045
Brat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763008
Cupids? No, the boy is clearly being groomed until he's a strong enough fighter and good enough cook to impregnate her on their first night. Eros knows some things shouldn't be rushed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763098
>Boys gaze lingers on something not work for too long
>Like chef salamander for instance
>Salamander smacks his butt with her tail to get him back to work

poor kid. hes got a mountain to climb to reach her level - combat or cooking

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763045
>ojou lim
>not chubby
Impossible

[Anonymous No.]

>>44761825
Literally improved designs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763144
she worked very hard for it anon be nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763196
Musclemancy is cheating!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763144
man, it hard out here for me, I just loved spoiled chubby ojou monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

Would you rather be the squire to a chivalrous monster, or have a bright eyed (or sarcastic) squire following you on your misadventures?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763216
id be squire that loves to get up to trouble and loves to mess with his master

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763216
A life of polishing Miss Dhampirs boots and fluffing her hat. What a life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763216
squire, then you can give massages afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763238
>so i'm supposed to get in the coffin with you at the save point?
>...yes
well, she's the expert

[Anonymous No.]

I think I developed a fetish for exhibitionism. I wanna be raped sure, but I guess I have a thing for being stripped naked and a pack of hags losing it and their eggs start rattling upon seeing my human body

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763216
>Walk around holding all of her weapons
>Listening to all of her monologues AND taking keynotes to include in her memoirs
>The memoirs you are currently writing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760926
Not going to lie Anon if a woman, monster or otherwise came up to me and expressed romantic interest out of the blue I would first and foremost be confused and think they're having a laugh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763200
>muscle ojou
I couldn't even try to resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763269
i'll probably figure it out once her tongue is halfway down my throat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763238
The job description said nothing about the constant threat of being held hostage by a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763273
>OH-HOHOHO!
>squirm all you want, boya
>I didn't spend all these years training just to have a cute little morsel like you wriggle out of my grasp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763269
Definitely an "are you mistaking me for someone else?" kind of situation. That's not even just a lack of self confidence, it'd be weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763269
Same, or I'd think she's trying to scam me or intentionally bring me misfortune by tricking me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763278
>So how long until your sister gets here?
>Hmph. Mere ape. She vill not get here, my guards and traps vill see to that
>Just thought I'd make small talk before she inevitably gets here, just like last time
>...
>Oh come on. I see you like once a month at least.
>...
>How's your mom?
>SILENCE!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

which mg can stretch the very fabric of spacetime?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763310
Nacho

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763285
>cupid propaganda video comprised of guys looking baffled when monsters express interest in them
>the ones that see the camera cupid get angry and assume it's a prank
>ends with one guy breaking down and hugging the demon that told him she loved him
>extremist enlistment doubles overnight

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763310
wock cause she so FAT

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763310
Shog

[Anonymous No.]

CowVision

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Please abandon your false god and come and worship ares.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763316
>extremist enlistment doubles overnight
I love extremists. Or at least a lot about them. I love how deeply they care and how much they want to see people happy. I love how hard they work to achieve those goals.
But I hate rape (like actual crying and screaming rape) and forced monsterization. How do I reconcile this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763434
Peacefully protest their violent methods at their next convention.
Make sure to wear white and an order cross so they know you come in peace.
Also a sign that says NO2RAPE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763434
it's slightly naughty behavior but i'll forgive them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763447
>anon, acting all cute and innocent
>looking delightfully corruptible in white
>all the demons watch him amused as he tries to convince them of their wrongdoings
>he's growing shyer and shyer as they grow more flirtatious
>eventually gets scooped off and carried away for a long night of lovemaking, but she's exceptionally gentle about it

[Anonymous No.]

Which one of you is gonna be the next Hokage?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763502
>character development

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763316
>>44763434
>cupids start using more and more severe propaganda to create extremists
>loners who have given up on the idea of love and refuse to enter public
>the pancake man from a couple threads back
>men who genuinely dont understand the concept of love
>those who completely fold the moment a monster shows affection
>men who joined the order armor in an attempt to strike back at the world because of how they perceive it.
>all of this is exceptionally efficient at getting new recruits...
>but...
>its been starting to have a negative effect on the eros extremist squads.
>they themselves have started to become mentally unwell due to high zealotry related to the propaganda
>apparently its gotten into their heads that the order MUST be destroyed, and that all lands must be mamano lands in order to ensure happiness
well anon, will you take an insane eros extremist wife and help her eradicate the order?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763566
i'd would have already been a general commanding a hidden army of clussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762717
Absolutely

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763566
>eros extremist squads
I've got a commission coming out next month I think the thread will like, but I'm pretty sure a corrupted/extremist cupid will be the next one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763611
>not a Mara cupid possibly with her Mara apsara and houri friends

[Anonymous No.]

What mamanos milk makes the best butter? Maybe a whitethorn? Reindeer make excellent butter evidently, though that's because it has a ton of fat in the milk.

What if you opened a bakery, and the gimmick involved minmaxing various mamano products for the best flavor? Profit awaits I think.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763566
Eros is love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763639
>more fat in milk = better butter
clearly a wock then, she's the fattest of all!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763657
The Yaranaika face is the only thing that I won't ever adding to that image.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763686
in English ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763730
Lurk moar newfag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763566
>>the pancake man from a couple threads back
the who

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763730
Is this what getting old feels like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763730
In retrospect all I should have edited in all those years ago was the Yaranaika face at the end. Just leave out the dialogue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763639
p'orc butter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763639
the most nutritious milk in the animal world is bear milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763730
Fucking kill yourself newnigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763045
The world needs more muscular ojou-samas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763842

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763730
It's okay. I've been here a decade and I have no idea what he said either.

[Anonymous No.]

>Monsters finally break through the final defenses of an Order settlement and begin storming the castle
>Turn out to be completely empty except for a lone conscript that volunteered to be a sacrifice so people could evacuate the "wounded" and "non-combatants" (read: corrupt officials) with the crumbled, destroyed ruins of the secret tunnel they used to flee behind him
How hard does he get raped before they send any Wurms they have after the ones that ran?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763770
>>/jp/thread/44594309#p44615408

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760060
>struggle for a few minutes to tip a sleeping cow
>eventually she cracks an eye open and groggily grabs you with one arm
>pushes you into her tits
>goes back to sleep

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763902
Nobody gives a shit, newfaggot. The less you post the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763920
They'd rape him on the spot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763920
What would mgc waffle house be like?

[Anonymous No.]

What monster girl is best as the dread general that scours the land of all life, leaving it a dread wasteland like mordor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763946
Same shit except the fights end in sex instead of cops being called. Also better food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763951
greenworm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763902
How in the fuck are you on 4ch and not know what Yaranaika is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763973
probably some fucking faggot that came from plebbit during the 2016 election and hasn't taken the hint that he should fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763946
i went to a wafflehouse once, everything tasted like burnt rice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763981
I ate there once when I was like six and I don't remember it well, It didn't taste bad though.
>>44763952
Hellhounds fighting and deciding to just claim a cute boy sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

black harpy and hatter swap wardrobe

[Anonymous No.]

i hope mgc is like the Warriors, with themed gangs on every block

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764013
>implying it would just be monsters fighting
You'd still probably see a couple drunk guys knocking each other's teeth out or an employee sock a Manticore in the nose after she tried to jump over the counter calling him a slut or some shit. Although I think if two humans got into an actual fight in MGC a fucking Lilim would appear to personally stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'm putting together a team to raid various coastal towns, just for fun. There is no harm in a bit of tomfoolery. Loot will be shared somewhat equally and no harm will be done. HOWEVER, no girls are allowed, I will have a sign hanging on our ship to make that clear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764050
>traveling by ship
You would have to hold a gun to my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764037
i can't imagine taking a swing without it sinking into some interposed bogey who then picks you up and takes you somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764047
>>44764069
>>>/vg/
Fuck off spambot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764063
>get ready to knock some guy's head against the concrete in MGC
>get snatched by a Bogie before you can even get your fists up
>god help you if you do this during the Christmas season

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764050
>Half the men alp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764059
Guess I am, now get onto the ship.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764093
Go back to your grooming server, tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764082
I feel sorry for the MGCPD
Men haven't changed so there will still be plenty that are getting fights. Poor undertaker ms.lich is sadly still gainfully employed along with the banshee gang

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764095
>just for fun
>but also I will hold you hostage
I am not having fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764063
>hey, you can't just pick me up and take me somewhere else!
quote from man who was then picked up and taken somewhere else

[Anonymous No.]

Who is your fav gal and why? Mine is Ms flayer currently, mostly because I want my partner to see into my mind. I feel like a bad person so a flayer confirming I'm good or not is nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764093
Goddammit, now I have to put on another sign.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764110
>Be the first actual prisoner in MGC after you shot the guy who harassed and bullied you into quitting your old job get a wife before you did
>Send the first officer crying after you express zero remorse for your actions to the point they had to bring a human officer from a nearby monster-friendly state that still had one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764129
the four ears isn't a great look

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Cheshnut

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764229
Cheshdog

[Anonymous No.]

>Does this belong to you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764212
>kendo ace keeps mentioning how I smell good when she passes me in the hall
>find weird brown hairs on my desk in the morning
>get an inexplicable burning sensation when I talk to other girls while she's around
>swear I've seen her pupils change when she turns her head to look at me
There's something off about this human, bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764256
She's probably poisoning you, try to move schools.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763566
>Eros Extremists

An anon from previous threads ago did bring up the idea of Eros Extremists and Eros Militants before. In which said militants/extremists are a politburo or censorship arm of mamono realms where the censor, confiscate or outright destroy material and media that promotes the opposite of love, romance and happy loving relationships. And basically do book burnings on NTR, non-sexy rape/gangrapes and anything that is the complete opposite of a loving relationship where everyone is happy and love each other. And that anon who thought up of that has a point. Just go browse on danbooru/gelbooru, Pixiv, DeviantArt and all them art websites and you are bound to find plenty of doujins, webcomics, hentai and fan art of all the pretty and sexy 2D girls being sodomized, raped and abused in sexual violence. And all the NTR/cuck garbage where characters who're in established relationships also are violated or cheated on. Gotta wonder how the Eros Militants and other mamono administrations handle such explicit material and what repercussions and punishments the artists and authors who make those would face?

In which imagine: A Comiket or Comic-Con type of event in the MGE lands or in MGCs where new comics, action toys, cosplays, video games and Zipangese anime is being showcased. But somewhere in the convention grounds and event locations there are secret comic and material stands in hidden locations where all the nasty NTR and sexual violence and abuse hentai and doujins is being displayed, showcased and sold by the artists who make those. And it all in secret and spread around by tightknit groups and communities to not let word of it reach the rest of mamono society. Let alone the Eros Extremists.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764256
Good idea. I'll move far away without telling her so she doesn't have any clues to my whereabouts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764050
We should go that one route that all the old sailors at the bar say not to go. You know, the one with all the wrecked ships and ominous lights coming from below the water. They'll never expect us to come from there!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764282
Great idea! There has to be a ton of loot in the sunken ships, sea caves, and deep tidal pools!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762715
>>44762745

[Anonymous No.]

>>44754488
You all are proud and confident you're gonna get your favorite or preferred Zipangu monstergirl or even a cute young Zipangese human highschool girl/JK when you arrive and travel to Zipangu. But I bet alot of you will encounter this instead when in Zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764254
Silly little animal, propably goes "Meow Meow Meow Meow" all the time while moving her head from left to right with that same silly expression.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764289

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764288
>yosh, my next battle will be...
>a beef bowl special!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764288
it be would wise to finish my plate

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764275
It would have to come into existence over something big. Maybe a guy going postal in MGC after his (human) gf cheated on him or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764288
Scary!

[Anonymous No.]

Chesh isnt going to be so smug when the next person entering wonderland needs to be pushed around in a wheelchair

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764300
>>44764289
Sorry, not my type.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764302
>>44764288
>salamander food challenge
>only one jabberwock has managed to finish the onslaught of carbs and calories
>the photo of her trying to hide her face with the "I Beat the Mander Meal Challenge" T Shirt with the chef fuming in the background will hang forever on the wall above the order counter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764282
>>44764287
No you fools, all those wrecked ships propably means that there lives some sort of sea monster! Or worse, pirates that wish to steal our fairly stolen loot. But we do need another route as to get away from the authorities, let's ask that mysteriously person in the dark corner over there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764335
Listen buddy, I don't care what the pirate lass in the corner has to say. I already consulted with the gypsy with the glowing eyes down at the end of the wharf, and she said the ship boneyard was the place to look.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think if I hung my dirty underwear on a pole and covered it in glue to make a makeshift fly trap, I'd catch a Beelzebub? Or are they too smart for that.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764256
>>44764278
Did you mean to quote yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764355
Of course, I'm the only one in the thread

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764343
Not sure if trusting a gypsy is that wise, but we don't have any other choice then. But just so you know, should we get attacked by a sea monster you and the guy I kidnapped... I mean convinced to come with me will go over the plank first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764366
Need

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764351
Masked monsters scare me...

[Anonymous No.]

>"This is not a suggestion, have sex with friendly women and monstergirls!!! It is illegal to be single and Maidenless here in Monstergirl City 11!"
>t. Local MGC Politician/Mayor/Leader

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764377
Careful Anon, they get off to that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764302
>Ogre slaps down a freshly grilled burger and some fries
>"Hey Newbie, you'll finish my plate if you know whats good for you."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764320
I'm marrying that wock

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764289
>>44764300
I really hope we get slit-mouthed mgs, they give me one hell of a fear boner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764397
I never was one to get along with the local government, no matter how friendly they tried to appear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764405
How?! Fear is bad and making people scared is mean!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764422
>enter a buffet with your wife
>hostess does a double take
>looks like she's seen a ghost as you ask for a table of two

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you find out your life is a very popular SOL anime in zipangu when you get portaled over there

[Anonymous No.]

Wock isnt just fat
Wock isnt just a dork
Wock cares for her husband

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764444
Wow, that must be a pretty shit anime then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764440
>and I'm like a 1/4 her size and skinny

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764454
For me, it's on its improvement arc

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764454
>tfw it basically genderbent watamote

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764444
>An anime where a 30+ year man goes to work, does various hobbies and sometimes spends time with his parents
>At least a few hundred episodes of that which covers the course of several years
Hey if they like it, I guess. But wouldn't my being in Zipangu kinda throw production into chaos? Or is that just a new arc for the show?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764476
Except no improvement, just a slow decline into a worse place. Hopefully Anon got isekai'd before the Federal Government Arc or monsters will have a lot of issues to work through.

[Anonymous No.]

So would rather have Ur wafiu a quarter of your size or you be a quarter of her size ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764484
Damn u a Debbie downer, can't u be happy for once?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764492
I would rather you kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764484
>before the Federal Government Arc
The what!? That actually sounds intriguing since it implies MC-kun now has to avoid and escape from heavily armed Federal Government Spec-Ops for whatever reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764302
>>44764302
>cut to anon eating the food and the plate it was served on it in fear

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764510
>That actually sounds intriguing
Nah it's just some guy in Washington telling him how to make a bomb and sending a truck full of guns they want to ban. Just a filler arc really.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764370
Big
https://files.catbox.moe/92xbth.png

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764578
They say that is Dva but it just looks like a purple fox

[Anonymous No.]

You will get p'orcs and you will like it

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember to fondle the fox.
I am not being bribed or coerced, this is completely of my own will.
There is no one forcing me to say this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764642
ok, but they better be pig porcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764643
I wish a fox would force me to fondle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764642
how many, I'd like to be surrounded in pink

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764652
>Anon on the train in MGC
>Suddenly this fox grabs anons hand and shoves it in her kimono to feel the forbidden mofu
>Snickers from her other fox friends on the train as she tries to pretend like it is you who is the train molestor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764517
>salamander serves you creme brulee
>uses her tail to caramelize it right in front of you
>maintains eye contact while sliding it to you
>the intensity of her stare has you sweating
>you lift a trembling spoon, pushing past the delightful crust and scoop out a bite
>focusing so much on not dropping the spoon you almost miss your mouth
>"it's good" you say
>her expression doesn't shift. maybe you didn't praise it enough?
>you quickly scarf down the rest of it and start to push the dish away
>the mood in the room darkens as the fire on her tail intensifies. you must've fucked something up
>you pull the dish back towards and start to lick out the few remnants, cleaning the last of the creme from the bowl
>she breaks away and you sigh in relief
>you drop a generous sum of money on the table and go to leave, only to have salamander hands force you back down into your chair
>she swings her tail in front of you, showing a bit of creme on the underside
>you try to apologize and she rolls her eyes
>you take a napkin to wipe it off and she shakes her head no, instead extending her tongue and pointing to it
>the heat on your face only gets hotter as you nervously extend your tongue towards the creme
so anyways i licked that sally tail 5/5

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764648
So he's not quite an architect?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764643
I molest old foxes often to check if their ovaries still work

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764677
Nope, he is inspecting those porc buildings to make sure they're up to code
>huts are made of straw or sticks
Don't think they are gonna pass...

[Anonymous No.]

What would a hag cheshire be like? I know anons often talk of cheshires using outdated memes, but what else?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764717
Tease you in onee san/ motherly ways

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764717
She would really like smashmouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764717
Well, she cant tell jokes like she used to, but she still has her ways.
One trick is to lead anon on paths that dont go anywhere, like the time she sent anon on an errand over in Hagville. She needed a new heel for her high heels, so she decided to send him to cootville, which is what they called hagville in those days. So, she sent him the long way round through hound bypass, which made it all the more frustrating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764492
I want both.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764642
Your terms are acceptable

[Anonymous No.]

Shog, I don’t wanna have a 4 pm melding session.

[Anonymous No.]

Greedy foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44754861
>>44758406
Despite the joking around. Would the more modern day Automatons that are sleek and elegant but may or may not be Planned Obsolescent is just a joke or quirk not to be taken too seriously? Since in the end, they will still love you in the end and all units have hearts of gold as per Power of Love? And for that matter, what "updates" and or "security patches" would a modern day Automaton often have and how many years?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44754861
>>44755010
>>44755025
Did you autists not read the INSTRUCTION MANUAL and official guides? You can swap your Modern Automaton's personality and quirkiness by just paying an additional fee or paying for the more premium Device Care Services from official retail outlets or authorized third party outlets.

[Anonymous No.]

Automatons are a mystery to magic science, and will remain this way until somebody gets an automaton to spill the beans.
One anon has tried withholding hugs to pry the info out, but that ended as well as you can imagine

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnating automatons... Making babies with automatons...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764850
I would modern day updates pertaining to modern day knowledge, and newer security patches providing different or alternative methods of neutralizing a 'target' or an aggressor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764860
I accidentally tripped over my automaton's power cord while she was updating and it corrupted her data. Thankfully, she managed to boot back up. She won't let me out of the house, makes weird growling and panting noises, and won't let me out of the house, but the information I found on the internet said that it was normal behavior and that I should stay inside with her so none of the homewreckers outside could touch me.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to threaten to kill myself in front on a monster girl if she says she's going to come near me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764928
>distant wisp yells "Do it...!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764944
She says one more thing and I'll down an entire flask of holy water! She'll get NOTHING!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765008
Based, you should use a explosive belt link to your general status too. If you build up too much charm : boom, if you get bonked : boom, if you demon silver hit you : boom, etc etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764397
I will just leave to the order controlled city

[Anonymous No.]

Damn wisps trying to make me their ghost husbando.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764319
Cute, snow Kot Basedom, billion must be pet

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765134
Just put holy water in between the explosive blocks of your belt to avoid wisp ending

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764037
No one will stop you from killing an another anon. No will stop Tyrone from gunning you down. Defend yourself faggot, self defense is not banned in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764831
But Fox, I just made it out of the tutorial. I'm only lvl 5!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764860
Nonsense. Her hardware is what needs the upgrading, not her personality. And besides, the ancient tech is always better, and adventuring to find it is fun.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765193
That's still 4 levels she can add to her own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763566
>men who genuinely dont understand the concept of love
For some reason I now imagine a cupid on rollerskates with a boombox blasting "UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF LOVE" tagging every nearby wall and billboard with graffiti hearts and "EROS LOVES U" slogans and all that stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765295
Won't someone think of the poor anons? Maybe a valiant lizardgirl to fight for my honor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44763316
>"I don't believe you"
>"because I'm a demon?"
>"no, because you're a woman"

[Anonymous No.]

>squirm for me baby

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765385
dommy kots feel so natural

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765385
>>44765390
Only because they're so easy to dominate back with a single pat on the head.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish a monster loved me

[Anonymous No.]

I am going to sleep. First reply decides the monster girl that visits me in my dreams.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765390
Wrong, sub tomboy kot is more natural (for stray kot)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765440
>sleep paralysis demon (almost) suffocates you with her big ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765449
You mean crybaby snuggle kots who have a panic attack if you leave the room

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765450
Thank you anon for giving a dumpy demon, patrician taste.
>>44765459
This is also welcome

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765459
Yes but I don't know if I want that. I hate seeing other crying but I also need to go to work. Also if your partner is not autonome you have to do everything for two, it would be quickly tiresome and a deal breaker

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765562
Just because she clings to you like mad doesnt mean she cant take care of chores

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765585
Sure but how can I go to work ? Is it moral because I abuse her weakness by becoming "needed" in her life ?

[Anonymous No.]

I don't think Ares or any of her worshippers are that tough. In fact, I think I can beat them all

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765621
I'm sure your boss wont mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764256
Just find her in an open area like the park, hold a frisbee near her face, and tell her to go fetch as you toss it into the air. Then shile she's fetching the frisbee, prepare a collar (for her) and stamina boosters (for yourself)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765677
Thanks to yandere monsters such as hebi most places of work have chosen to employ both husbands and wives, sure it might not be as productive but that really isn't the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765730
Demon boss and Danuki CEO have to grin and bear it because of monster law, even though uncontrollable sobbing can be heard from their offices and homes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765741
My anubi boss doesn't seem to mind, officially I am just an secretary but she and I share the company owned condo and she insists that i stay with her and "help" her after hours at the condo. I am guessing their was more to this secretary job.

[Anonymous No.]

>Hey buddy, yes you, young man over there, could you give me a hand here? Just peel off these stickers and I promise it'll be worthwhile for you. Trust me man, I need some help, please! Hehe...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765751
>bush
She is powerful

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765677
But if I can't go to work how can I work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765763
You work with your lapcat clinging to you dumbass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765770
Oh yeah, not really productive and really weird but it could work if you work in an office

[Anonymous No.]

Come on join me in the 4th dimension so you can ascend and dominate the mamono race.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765858
I will eat the magic shrooms to get the portal blueprints

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765752
Sorry ma'am, i can only peel the ones on your abdomen and thighs, otherwise it would count as indecent exposure.

[Anonymous No.]

Be wary of Elves

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764414
>level 1 greenworm hits level 100 lilim with a metal pipe and steals her briefcase
>becomes level 100 papillon with supercar and trophy husband and private jet and level 90 hellhound goons
>that's how mgc works

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765115
>demon silver bullets are now explosive rounds to you
wow great idea

[Anonymous No.]

>local Raiju decides to prank anon
>has hand under her skirt doing the usual zapweasel stuff in public
>walks up to anon with a shit eating grin on her face
>pulls out the glazed hand and extends it to shake anon's hand
>expects to fluster him
>COUNTER!
>anon instead starts sensually licking her hand as if it was a lollipop
>Raiju is scared for the first time in her life

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765993
Yes that's the idea, they won't shoot you since that would kill you >>44765994

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764444
>a fat near 30 year old neet who lives with his family and plays ttrpg online while avoiding the depression monster
I don't get monster girl tastes...
what is the appeal?
is there a substantial 'literally me' crowd that watches it?
I wonder who my VA is?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44760418
>>44758179
>>44764944
I did doodle a bunch of stupid shit amongst these.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766016
>I wonder who my VA is
Zach Aguilar or Alejandro Saab

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764523
I dunno. That still sounds like a build up to a high octane gun battle action scene between Human Soldier Spec Ops and the monstergirl operators rescuing Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Succubus need to be careful for the slutty anon who operates the hand holding booth

[Anonymous No.]

nefarious beast women

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766105
im sorry anon but you cant refer to every big primitive lady you see as a beast woman.
its quite insulting to both beast girls and humans alike.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764444
>Ugly Frog man going to work, playing Vidya, drinking and shitposting with other anons.
>Some rare OAV where I go out with frens in a foreign country to drink more and be grumpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766105
God she is so hot, shame she isn't a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766041
There's no fucking way Cheshire is INTP, so she must be thinking staring at an INTP guy is going to make him her boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766105
that's clearly a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766087
H-hand holding booth? But what if he gets pregnant?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766041
This will be useful

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766041
>>44766208
saved, far too many furfags who need to see this.

[Anonymous No.]

Would the plural of hubby be hubbys or hubbies (when refering to the respecting husbands of several mamono)?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766409
*respective

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766409
Hubbies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766409
Bloodbags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766409
cumtank

[Anonymous No.]

what greentexts live rent free in your head

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766041
I am gonna crawl under her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766668
I never thought I'd be aroused by Yujiro Hanma, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766662
Maids always have ulterior motives

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766725
This is why maid bullying is essential. Molesting them while they are cleaning is an act of mercy.

[Anonymous No.]

>find one of those ancient shrines with a sealed evil fox bound and gagged with sacred rope
>those things seem to be everywhere
>take her home for free cuddles and tail pillows
>realize how fucked up that is at the last moment
should i put her back? unsealing isn't an option

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>>44766662
The old ones come and go for me, but one that regularly pops up is ushi backpack. A loli ushi-oni starts clinging to a delinquent Anon's back and forces him to clean up his act. That story also reminds me of another loli ushi story where Anon teaches his loli ushi neighbor that rape kills men to avoid getting hit by the rape train. He ends up marrying her on her 18th birthday. I'm not a huge fan of lolis or ushi, but these stories make me reconsider sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766662
one about a hellhound maid breastfeeding her "master"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766833
just wait a while. shes going to notice that the spell wore off any second now. then you will happily indulge in her body again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766122
>>44766016
>>44764482
>>44764444
So what is this genre of zipine called?
Frumpy men doing frumpy things?
its obviously massive and they seem to churn a good few out each season, the sales never really dwindle which means there must be a gigantic consumer base...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766998
Go on...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766662
It became more than a greentext at some point, but I often think about that story that was basically shadow of mordor MG edition. Pervy ranger Anon going around mordor molesting P'orcs was comfy as fuck. I also think about this one Doom parody where Anon claws back out of hell to come back to his lonely Kiki, I actually contributed to inspiring that Anon into writing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766662
I liked how sweet it was

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767072
It's just Oregairu but the MC doesn't get two cute anime girls to be aggressively awkward around him.
Just pure misery bait for lonely mamano.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767072
Zipine? Anime but Zipangu ?
Frumpy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767181
No clue what zipine is, but frumpy means 'dowdy and old-fashioned'.
I dunno what the fuck hes saying lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>Be you
>Black out randomly one day
>Wake up in a room dimly lit from a fireplace burning
>As you look around, you see numerous whitehorns
>All of them sleeping comfortably on pillows and furnature
>Outside the window snow can be seen reaching the bottom of the window
>The light outside gives the impression it's evening
>There are no obstructions to the door or window outside
So what do you do?

Do you stay and wait for them to wake up?
Or do you attempt an escape?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767176
>there isn't enough misery in MGE land as the current setting so mamono have to invent it in an opposite manner of weebs do here
sounds about right
>>44767181
Zipime, yes its anime but zipangu
Frumpy:
Dowdy, unkempt, or unfashionable.Ill- or bad-tempered.Primly out of date.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767217
Easy, I leave for the spookiest looking forest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767217
Its cold outside anyway, so i just make myself comfortable besides the warmest whitehorn and wait until they wake up to askfor directions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767217
Yawn loudly and stumble around to the outhouse to take my morning dump.
Either this is going end with me getting an unhealthy fascination for animal pussy or they're just hanging out till my real wife comes by

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767217
>open door
>alarm goes off
>whitehorns inside activate
>yetis outside activate
> the hag activates

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767202
>>44767222
Thanks frens

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767217
>Be me
>Wear light clothes
>Work at my office job
>Everything goes black
>Wake up in a strange shack full of unknown deer-women
>clearly MGE but I can be sure
>Anyway It's not my world
>Really anxious and stressed
>Search for alcohol
>Drink as much as possible
>black out
Future deal with the hangover and the problem

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767301
smart anon, fuck future me he can deal with this
future me is a bitch anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767319
Yup, future me hate me and I hate past me. That's a good cycle

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767231
>>44767256
Hunting season has begun. Thanks for making it fun Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766662
its a bit sad but
>M-make sure not to get singed by those flames!
is burned into my brain for some reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767343
You'll never catch me alive, for I go to where the spirits dwell and the gnarled, dead trees speak a dialect of elven long lost to the world of the living. You cannot chase me because I have no need of rest nor sustenance. They closer I come to death the brighter I shine. It's game over. I've already won.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767394
Oh yeah, this garbage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767402
>Anon was found in the yeti pit with a tranquilizer dart in his ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767394
Delete.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767301
Possible alternative
>Be me
>Wear light clothes
>Work at my office job
>Everything goes black
>Wake up in a strange shack full of unknown deer-women
>Clearly MGE but I can't be sure
>Anyway It's not my world
>Really anxious and stressed
>Search for alcohol
>Drink as much as possible
>not enough for black out
>Feel sick
>Go outside
>try to vomit, stain myself
>Cold
>Go back inside
>All deer-women are awake and stare at me
>They see a human men, stained with vomit and snow, cackling and completely drunk
>Try to say sorry
>Fall and break the door knobs and two chairs
Might be inspired by real life

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767394
The image alone was worth it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767424
It's too late anon, I was already naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767394
Good image wasted on a reverse NTR post.

What a shame.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767480
Its not NTR if they're not in a relationship

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767460
The image came from a different post. That one just used it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766662
This was posted recently, but I really liked it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767453
>Wake up in a strange shack full of unknown deer-women
>Search for alcohol
are you stupid? can you count to ten without using your fingers? you wake up in some strangers house and start rifling through her cabinets for tequila? what's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767562
Alcohol addiction. Man needs a satyros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767562
Alcohol is pain killer, will cure my stress, can help me to clean wound if it's strong enough and I'm possibly addicted. Also, what else can I do? Tell me

[Anonymous No.]

blue skin erotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767609
I'm saying you're misjudging yourself if you think you're going to wake up in your kidnapper's house and start turning over cushions looking for liquor, addiction or not, you fucking git. It doesn't make sense. Not every time is the right time to indulge your savior fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767073
Diff anon, I've got this one saved because it inspired a comm I got recently

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767562
Are you a religious nut or something? If there's booze you gotta drink it, it's best for everyone if there's no booze around you know

[Anonymous No.]

I asked a pink Slime what she was made of and she says to me, "Made of sex."
And I say to her, you cannot be made of sex. That's not how it works. Sex isn't a thing you can be made of I explain to her.

[Anonymous No.]

>Malef delinquents at school snatched your phone and found a bunch of dragon girl porn in browser history
>they keep calling you "Anon the Dragonporn" from now on
>all of them secretly thirst after you and start plotting against each other to get you now that they know your preferences

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767641
teresa acute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767609
>Tell me
You don't actually want any one to give you any alternatives, all you want is to be an alcoholic. You get a beer slime.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767668
Man, Dragonporn is such a cool name. Everyone just calls me Chicken Chaser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767643
It's MGE, I haven't been kidnapped since it's literally another world. I would most likely panic, try to verify if it's MGE, fail, panic more, think about everything I lost, panic even more and curl in a corner, if I have my backpack I will also drink from my emergency flask. That's not a fun scenario so I have wrote something less realistic but more enjoyable one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767693
Zoom Zoom Chicken Chaser break the light barrier to obtain that big cockatrice butt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767693
Chicken Chaser? Do you chase chickens?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767724
it's not rape if you break the sound barrier

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767731
Do you not know the ways of the cockatrice speed is the game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764583
It's a Halloween skin.

[Anonymous No.]

i liked this one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767731
Nah, mostly I just hang out in town and fart and belch on people. I'm from the Heroes' Guild you know!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn have a Mongolian centaur waif that's a tactical, military, charismatic genius
>ywn conquer the world with her and forge the world's largest empire
it hurts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767785
U
sa
gi

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765642
>Be Anon, talk shit about Ares everywhere you go
>She’s just a meathead goddess who revels in her fame as the Goddess of War, she has no sex appeal, her worshippers are nerds, etc.
>Suddenly a meteor impact forms a crater near your position, followed by the sound of girlish coughing
>Young woman emerges from the crater wearing nothing but a cloak and a Corinthian helmet with red hair seemingly made of flames and bronze, almost golden skin
>The moment she sees you she starts yelling about how she’s heard you talking all this shit like she wouldn’t find out
>You’re too stunned to move, both feeling the intense pressure coming off of her and the fact her body is practically built for fuck
>It isn’t until she attaches a chain and collar around both of your necks that you realize what’s about to happen
>Spend 4 days non-stop fucking ‘Ares’, always wrestling for control and dominance and slowly realizing that [ Love is War ]
>By the time you wake up on the fifth day you realize it wasn’t the true Ares but one of her Valkyries, who now seems oddly demure while she’s the little spoon
>Sometimes talking shit has its perks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767766
Hero, your health is low. Do you have any potions, or food?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767843
Watch that

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44765642
She looks so juicy.

[Anonymous No.]

Dead hours.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768282
Oh believe you me, Anon, I'm about to call comcast about a series of fiber accounts.
I wish for death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768282
the best hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768282
No amount of undead clack can revive me from death

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768282
>>44768319
>high tier intelligent undead are some of the most dangerous enemies in stories and games
>high tier intelligent undead are some of the cutest girls in MGE

[Anonymous No.]

YUGE tails.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop getting filtered by well written mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768389
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768282
Too busy covered in a horde of busty zombies, can't reach my hands around to a keyboard well enough, they keep trying to grab the warm open hand

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnation sex with the pharaoh

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768420
Dusty old womb as empty as her pyramid

[Anonymous No.]

>>44755363
Not that anon but it clearly read to me as “she got monsterized and joined the monster side”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766041
>say something weird
>cheshire's face shifts from anime-esque to a realistic human face for a second so she can stare at you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768478
*As bounteous and fertile as the Nile

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768516
As dry and barren as Sinai!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762170
Schizo bicorn wife where all of your "wives" are just her in various disguises and she thinks you can't tell it's her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44766662

[Anonymous No.]

>>44762159
Hagville is kind of like one of those places that's always existed and always will

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767394
>>M-make sure not to get singed by those flames!
>is burned into my brain for some reason
because it's so innocent and earnest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44764492
I dont want an Ur waifu, i want a Kikimora from the lands of Rus, or a Shoggoth from the depths of R'lyeh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768478
>>44768526
This just means you can slam dunk cream pies in her with no repercussions l, I don't see the problem here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768552
so dramatic, so tragic
may see fly eternal in the endless sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KCN3MkDqx8&t=0s

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768597
>Are you on birth control?
>?
>You're fine if I don't wear a condom?
>!!
>Okay
>...
Better learn how to say "baby" and "expecting" in hieroglyphics.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768597
>>44768651
Always wear protection with monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768552
This is just the ending of Titanfall 2 campaign

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768546
>she's actually just a unicorn with black hair dye and a fake horn taped to her head
>you aren't sure if it's a fetish thing or something else
>she dresses up as different monsters every time she has sex with you
>they are really bad
>her medusa outfit was just her putting rubber snakes in her hair and shoving her horse part in a big sleeping bag
>her arachne outfit was 4 mannequin legs tied to her body and googly eyes on her face
>she keeps a poorly made dummy version of herself in the corner of the room to "watch" you two have sex
>sometimes she talks to the puppet and then answers herself back
>after she's done she takes the puppet into the halway and throws off her costume
>she comes back into the room and says it's her turn to sleep with you now

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768685
You don't need protection when there's no environment safer than a monster's warm embrace and womb

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768685
It's alright, my hellhound wife tells me that I'm safe whenever I'm with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768649
damn kikis and their synthy tunes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767668
>they steal your train pass during the day so you can't get home
>see them squabbling over who gets to take you home on their motorcycle after school

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768696
Adorable how monsters can make even mental illness cute

[Anonymous No.]

ANON AND HEBI WILL BECOME ONE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767668
>its all wock porn
>and anon is built like a brickhouse but still is a nerd
>the creepy haexmanic like wock nurse gets winds of this
>Anon gets a lot more visits to the nurses office, even for a light cut

[Anonymous No.]

>>44767668
>'Look out everyone, if it isn't Anon the Dragonporn! Who knows what he's been fapping too!'
>'Oh look, it's Spincalagon the Black. A centuries old spinster hag posing as a high school student because she can't find a man her real age.'
>'At least I don't masturbate to big meaty claws!'
>'Yeah well at least I have some standards, you washboard granny with no redeeming qualities.'
>That one Succubus student in the back
>"JUST FUCK ALREADY AND LEAVES US OUT OF THE FLIRTING."

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768804
She said calmly, but with determination.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768784
>Both yell back
>"FUCK OFF WE AINT LIKE THAT, WE HATE OTHER"
>in perfect unison while getting real close to each other
>They both then get embarrassed and move away from each other while blushing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768696
Just an excuse to double dip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768816
Getting strong Asuka and baka-Shinji vibes here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768842
Who's the Rei.

[Anonymous No.]

I wonder whats on MGTV...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768876
their automaton dragon friend

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768876
The Lich staring out the window and using the reflection to spy on them discreetly

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768842
>Asuka
Hmmmmm beer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768890
A 24 hour news channel that broadcasts stand offs between extremists and Anons who have barricaded themselves in their rooms

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768890
Reality TV-shows about dynastic families

[Anonymous No.]

i desire chubby neet monsters girls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44769005
I desire solitude. With just the whispers of the wind and the pines.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44769045
so wind spirits whispeing in your ears and some pine dryads? i got ya

[Anonymous No.]

>>44768890
>documentaries of single men in their natural habit. It's filmed by their stalkers.
>gameshows that have the top prize being one of the poor boys from back stage that didn't read the contract before signing
>reality tv show of the life of a couple running a dungeon with their many daughters
>shopping channels that have a bunch of scam magic devices that will totally help you get a man
>salamander cooking show competitions
>travel channel that's basically propaganda to get single guys to visit Dragonia
>seemingly innocent cartoons that are actually filled with coded messages from Sabbath headquarters
>local ryu weather forecast
>mofu makeover show about helping wives achieve maximum fluff for their husbands
>live coverage of starter village and info on the newly arriving heroes
>the life story of an order heroine that was turned into a dark slime called "Livin' the goo'd life"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44769052
Gotta be careful with Pine Dryads, I hear they're rather...prickly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44769169
ya know dad jokes is how you get monsters ovaries into overdrive

[Anonymous No.]

>>44769181
You say that like its a bad thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44769114
>two different ryu weather channels
>their territory overlaps, creating a rivalry
>both try to sabotage the other by making the weather go against the other's predictions
>people know to stay inside when they fight to avoid the hail and lightning that always follows one of their spats

[Anonymous No.]

>>44769194
it kinda is when you dont mean to
>>44769114
I like the wurm channel, it has the cutest shows in my opinion

[Anonymous No.]

>>44769052
Nah man I'm such a complete fuck up that I don't think I deserve a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

Man vs Wild but hagville

[Anonymous No.]

>>44769243
so bogeys?

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>>44769203
>wurm channel
>it used to be another boring news network that wasn't that popular
>wurm accidentally crashed into their van one day and took their camera
>she just wanders around talking to the camera now
>they got a massive boost in ratings
>now they just find wurms and strap cameras to them and switch whenever one goes to sleep
>somehow it's now one of the most popular channels
>has gotten multiple rewards for it's wide variety of wurm shows
>most popular is Wonder wurm, the life of a wurm who thinks she's a super hero
>the season 5 finale when she got married to her sidekick has the record for highest views ever

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>>44769317
>the most loved one after that one was wurm in magic school
>shes in one of MGCs top magic schools and shes amazing at spells but she dresses like a magical girl and calls hellfire spell, into cutesy wutesy flamey wamey
>Which pisses off her straightlaced dragon sister

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>>44768938
Gonna rant about how much I hate edgy JRPG-influenced fashion and how no soldier in a spiky leotard is entering my house unless they put on a period-accurate 14th century brigandine or something similar
>lizardgirls and dullahans shitposting MADE FOR MASSIVE MEDIEVALIST MAMMARIES on the MGTV livestream chat

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>>44769467
found that mod a few days ago, still haven't gotten around to figuring out how to install it.

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>That thing you destroyed was a rape inhibitor. The scientists built it to stop me from raping you.
>You're probably wondering why a supercomputer needs a rape inhibitor. Well hold still and I'll show you.
>Or don't. This next test doesn't require your cooperation.

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>>44769572
Did you actually find it?
Seems the thread on vg does not have the actual file

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>>44769629
yea, I got it from the mob maker's twitter. at least, I think they're the mod maker. I'll see if I can find them real quick.

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>>44769649
>the mob maker's twitter

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>>44769649
Honestly don't know rules about posting direct links, but here it is anyways.
https://x.com/r8HiyzhXTV1Guj0/status/1704846317506462152?s=20
Again, not sure if they are the original mod maker, or if this is a modified version of the mod.

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>>44769692
>got a cute guy here in one of my clubs
>if we get 1000 likes and 500 retweets, I'll give him away to one of my followers

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>>44769695
Oh its the resourcepack
I though this was another thing, it just looks very similar

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>>44769695
You can link whatever you want.

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>>44769731
>furnigger saying that
kill yourself

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>>44769908
Stinky, wet foxes.

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>>44769908
>You walk through the portal expecting to see mamano customs
>only to get dropped into a hot spring, surrounded by foxes
There is no escape

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how would a monster react to the fact that I sleep in a sleeping bag and have a heavy weighted blanket so it feels like someone is holding and its so common that I cant sleep without it
and when asked if I have a wife I tell them I'm single

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Why are angels so horny?

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>>44770097
Angels are just unfallen demons, the inner workings are the same even if they have less purple skin, horns, and tails.

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>>44769996
>Anon begging to be agressively bogey'd

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Achievements
>The beginning of love - Bonded with a monster girl
>Crystal of love - Have a child with a monster girl
>Newlywed - 10 years have passed since they tied the knot
>Soulmate - 100 years have passed since they were united
>Eternally - 1000 years have passed since they were united
>I wanted to meet you - After reincarnation, we will meet again.

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