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>> No.4474094

Because I don't want any.

>> No.4474093

I have yours

>> No.4474101

I'm fat.

>> No.4474096

Because they don't want to wear thighhighs, have twintails and give me footjobs all day.

>> No.4474104
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4474104

But I do

>> No.4474109

>>4474094

>> No.4474111

Because I'm not a lesbian.

>> No.4474113

>>4474089
why should I?

>> No.4474115

Because I like being free to tap all dat ass from many girls.

>> No.4474117

I'm a friend of dorothy

>> No.4474120

Why don't you stop spamming this on every board every day?

>> No.4474136

But I'm trying, damn you.

>> No.4474137
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4474137

I already have one.

>> No.4474160

i do

>> No.4474164

I'm fat and they are not attracted to me

>> No.4474166

I smell bad

>> No.4474170

Because it takes effort. If there'd be a 3D girl that's not ugly, fat, or a slut, and she'd be fine with each of us taking it easy and doing our own thing and sometimes talking or hugging or having sex, with none of that dating, doing things together, and generally impeding my enjoyment of /jp/ content when I don't feel like doing anything else, I might be interested. Seeing how that's highly unlikely to happen I'll have to settle with taking it easy and playing VNs instead. I don't see it as much of a loss.

>> No.4474174

>>4474111
Show tits or go back to the kitchen.

>> No.4474183

>>4474174
go back to /b/

>> No.4474201
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4474201

>>4474183
>Suigin !uMakai4iFA
Lol, the most annoying tripfag of this board telling me to go back to /b/.
YOU should go to /b/.

>> No.4474206

Because of the ridiculous amount of time, money and effort it would take to get one, me being the ugly, asocial, basement dwelling loser I am.

>> No.4474208

every single woman is a whore and will leave you as soon as they see someone else... fucking whores.

I can't trust them

>> No.4474216
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4474216

>>4474137
Do you own this, by chance? I'm thinking about buying it, but I'm not sure if it's worth it.

>> No.4474226

Because obviously 2d women are superior, as you can stop playing their game, or using the media they're in whenever you please

>> No.4474238

too much of a time investment, i'd rather spend that time takin it easy.

>> No.4474241

>>4474183
He's got you now Suigin, what are you going to do, are you going to go back to /b/?

>> No.4474246
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4474246

Real women are only good for sex and cooking.
I have a maid for cooking and I can use prostitutes for sex.
I don't need a girfriend.

>> No.4474250

All women are sluts and bitches. They're fucking you behind your back, even if you think things are going well.

>> No.4474256
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4474256

>>4474216

Are you short on funds? If you're not, take the plunge. It's a neat little thing.

If you are, I'd pass, if I were you. It isn't THAT neat.

>> No.4474259

>>4474201
the most annoying tripfag is entire worlds above you
go back to /b/ now

>> No.4474265

>>4474089
Because I don't know what to say to girls when they hint at me.

>> No.4474268

>>4474265
Ask them to be your girlfriend.

>> No.4474270

>>4474216
Not >>4474137, but I have that keychain, its hanging on the rearview mirror of my car actually.

Very much worth it, the retail price is 1100yen so don't be ripped off wherever you're buying it from.

>> No.4474276

Oh right, being Bipolar might be a giant detriment.

Don't people say to avoid relationships with Bipolar people? or hell, don't they say to avoid them at all costs? it's not my fault

>> No.4474277

>>4474265
ask them out or something

>> No.4474287

>>4474256
Yes, EXTREMELY short on funds. I'm positive that I want the Remilia one, and I'd like the Aya one too, but I don't know if I have the money for both of them, really. I feel like I should get both, though, since Amiami has their cheap shipping thing going on until the end of this month and there are only 11 Ayas left ;_;

You say you DO have it? How sturdy/durable is it? Does the keychain seem like it could break off easily or anything?

>> No.4474294

>>4474201
Why haven't you filtered him?
I know I have

>> No.4474301

But I do.

>> No.4474319

>>4474270 ,
Please see >>4474287

I'm looking at it on Amiami. I've done a good deal of looking around and have seen some people trying to sell them for up to 3500JPY or so. Thanks for that input, though. I was thinking I'd probably hang it on my rear-view mirror, too. Haha

>> No.4474408

/

>> No.4474431

Because I will never betray my waifu

>> No.4474553
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4474553

Because i'm more intressted in playing vidya gaems then having a girlfriend. True story.

>> No.4474561

>>4474089
Feels bad man.

Either way, too busy with school and games to consider a relationship right now anyway, even if one happened to come along.

>> No.4474578

Because I dumped mine.

>> No.4474601

Because I had to move.

>> No.4474610

But I do have one...

Clearly I don't belong here.

>> No.4474615

Because girls don't like jazz.

>> No.4474619

Are you suggesting I cheat on my waifu?

>> No.4474624

>>4474615
oh god If I could find a girl who liked jazz and swing I'd actually try to impress her.

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