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4471997 No.4471997 [Reply] [Original]

How would a Live Action Touhou work?

>> No.4472006

It wouldn't

>> No.4472004

It wouldn't

>> No.4472014

in b4 iCarly

>> No.4472029

Danmaku would look vaguely like the utterly awful Quidditch scene from the first Harry Potter movie.

In short, it wouldn't.

>> No.4472051

>>4472029
And all the others weren't?

>> No.4472052

>>4472051
They weren't.

>> No.4472056

Directed by Uwe Boll

>> No.4472063

Uma Thurman would play Raymoo.

>> No.4472077
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>> No.4472082

>>4472077
mother of god

>> No.4472097

>>4472077
i can allready see this happening....

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>>4472077
RICHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

>> No.4472110

Something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2H8pL8gTXo

But with 300 million dollars worth of CGI and horrible acting by white actors portraying oriental characters.

>> No.4472116
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>>4472077
>>4472082
>>4472097
>>4472103
O hai, I see you like my newest project.

>> No.4472125

Starring Shia LeBouf as Rinnosuke

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4472122

bump

this is flamoot. it's 2010 and i have a brain implant because i use drugs. i know how this sounds. but stories of going schizo from hallucinogens are only myths

lsd and shrooms etc are as mind opening as the rumours say, but it is a big secret because the government is performing crowd-control on the people who know about them. on the number of psychedelic users in society... they can only handle so many of those kinds of people. but psychedelic users are mostly young and hip and feel things deeply and are thus perfect victims for the very evil.

very

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>>4472125
Too minor a role, they will just change Reimu into a male and call her Ricky.

>> No.4472138

>>4472116
how much beer you gave ZUN for that?

>> No.4472149

>>4472136
Or just make Micheal Cera play her.

I mean he's already a woman.

>> No.4472151

>>4472110
This never gets old.

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>>4472149
SUP NECROOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.4472171

>>4472149
You misspelled Michael Caine.

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>>4472138
Jun? Jun who?

Ja, I bought the rights from das Amerikanische investor-gruppe, they were relieved to get rid of it. Scheiss with no product placement potential, they said. But who says you can't have pepsi in a fantasy movie, ja?

>> No.4472196

>>4472171
No, he's Sakuya.

>>4472158
Nothing much, just woke up, Apparently its 3am. Dunno how I pulled that one off.

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buuuuuuuump

4/10
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <hp00p> flamoot when something really bad happens to u u can make shit up in ur brain it happened to me
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> and like it's not like six people get to work with it in black projects
08:39 < flamoot> sorry dude
08:39 < filthee> which pleasue centre?
08:39 -!- Irssi: Pasting 5 lines to #shroomery. Press Ctrl-K if you wish to do this or Ctrl-C to cancel.
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> police get to use it too
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> no not like that im not making up shit the bad thing was camping to get the implant thats all
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> christ
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> jeesus
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> ty though
08:39 < flamoot> done

>> No.4472299

>>4472196
Then who's Sean Connery?

>> No.4472309

>>4472299
good question.

>> No.4472322

>>4472299
ZUN but only on the extras that are released with the DVD.

>> No.4472326

>>4472299
Youmu's grandfather.

or better yet,
Ganji.

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>>4472326
>implying anyone other than IOSYS favored characters would show up if a movie was ever made - let alone made by AMERIKKKA

>> No.4472382

>>4472344
Hey, the LOTR movie was good, even without tom bombadil.

anyway, i don't see why holliwood would bother shoving in male charecters. they will just flood the cast with chicks, as chicks ware allways crowd-magnet.
and they will alter the costumes to be more revaeling.
and they will actually look good. holywood was allways good at making things look good.

>> No.4472391

>>4472014

Not seeing how iCarly has anything to do with touhou. Elaborate?

>> No.4472394

I would prefer to see this major motion picture as directed by David Cronenberg.

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>>4472344

>> No.4472451

>>4472391
Just imagine the two lead lolis from the show looking megas hot in Touhou outfits.

That and the fact that one's blonde and the other one is dark haired.

>> No.4472460

HOW ABOUT NO!!!!

>> No.4472473

>>4472451

Y'know, it could work.

The nerd kid would suggest it and then they have to deal with all the neckbeards who watched their show in those outfits.

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4472479

>icarly
Reimu on the middle

Marisa on the right

>> No.4472483

>>4472479
This is a pretty bad pic of them to be perfectly honest.

(Mostly because that Fred kid is in it.)

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