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Anonymous Tue Sep 19 14:52:25 2023 No.44686207 [Reply] [Original]

Why is Youmu such a dork?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 14:54:13 2023 No.44686230 Why did you post an overcompressed image? Same reason, I would wager.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 15:48:57 2023 No.44686887 >>44686207 Sex with this retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 15:58:45 2023 No.44687009 File: 108 KB, 1080x802, 1688621500090704.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there protagonist who isn't a retard?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 16:07:55 2023 No.44687115 >>44686207 >she's afraid Marisa carrying pumpkin Goddamn, what a fucking vagina. Even the fairies wouldn't be scared by that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 16:18:06 2023 No.44687231 >>44686207 I want to give that dork a wedgie and laugh at her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 17:12:02 2023 No.44687624 >>44686230 Blame zoomers

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 18:02:25 2023 No.44687943 >>44686207 Youmu is so fucking short hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 19:08:09 2023 No.44688386 File: 891 KB, 1001x1500, 111549164_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Sep 19 20:36:15 2023 No.44689109

>>44686207
>attempts to murder people when drunk
Keep the alcohol away from her unless you want a dead body in your party.

Also didn't she embarrasse herself one time when she got drunk and people teased her because of that or am I misremembering something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 21:53:03 2023 No.44689615 File: 161 KB, 1256x1500, Sleepy Youmu!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Smelling Youmu's stinky feet!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 21:54:37 2023 No.44689625 File: 47 KB, 284x652, dork.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 22:30:27 2023 No.44689819 Youmu is the kind of person to keep a big pile of fighting manga and try out the moves because she thinks it looks cool. She definitely did the "teleports behind you" meme at least once

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 22:47:36 2023 No.44689912 >>44689819 Thank god she can actually kinda pull it off. Otherwise it would be very embarassing!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 22:48:31 2023 No.44689919 File: 408 KB, 640x414, 1610688907043.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 22:53:57 2023 No.44689945 >>44687943 I'd take her swords and put them up on a high shelf. She'd forget she could float so she'd just jump and try to grab them.

Anonymous Tue Sep 19 22:54:24 2023 No.44689948
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Do you think Youmu is a hyper-prude puritan who would cry at private handholding, or do you think she's desperate to feel up a man for once?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 23:04:52 2023 No.44689997 File: 62 KB, 331x279, 1695163775973224.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 23:35:36 2023 No.44690190 File: 151 KB, 1166x1000, 1672201860364816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Youmu is more of a dork than people think she is, Yuyuko is less of a dork than people think she is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 19 23:38:56 2023 No.44690221 >>44689615 The dork’s feet don’t smell that bad! She knows how to take care of herself!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 20 02:46:39 2023 No.44691308 File: 147 KB, 673x937, rapist youmu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44686207 Why is Youmu such a rapist?

Anonymous Wed Sep 20 11:14:42 2023 No.44694551

>>44691308
She probably doesn’t get to hang around or interact with many men folk in the course of her regular duties. Combine that with her lack of social understanding and she’ll probably be inclined to jump to forced sex with little prompting.
Or at least that’s my take on your question. I don’t think I want to get raped by this dorky wannabe samurai.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 20 11:18:00 2023 No.44694573 >>44691308 It's his own fault. Why did he tempt poor Youmu by maintaining eye contact for more than 5 seconds! What a boy-slut!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 20 11:47:35 2023 No.44694869 >>44691308 Boys like lewd things, so they are always consenting even if they say "no".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 20 13:15:41 2023 No.44695756 >>44694869 What if they're married or in some sort of reletionships with someone else? What will Youmu do then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 20 13:15:53 2023 No.44695758 Because she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 20 13:45:48 2023 No.44696037 File: 54 KB, 130x256, 1693852577266968.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44686207 she's trying her best...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 20 17:26:31 2023 No.44698046 >>44696037 Her best is not good enough...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 20 18:02:25 2023 No.44698310 >>44695756 She will challenge that girl to a duel over it but naturally get rejected which will be a constant source of seethe to her.

Anonymous Wed Sep 20 18:24:14 2023 No.44698487

>>44686207
Three non exclusive options come to mind:
1. She lived in probably the chillest and quietest place of all Touhou.
2. Half phantoms have either an INT penalty or take a long time to grow and Youmu is still a kid for her species, considering that Youki lived 300 or more years.
3. Yuyuko educated her to be moe

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 21 08:34:53 2023 No.44703569 File: 566 KB, 768x512, 1695285280322.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44698046 She is literally me

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 21 08:54:47 2023 No.44703648 File: 111 KB, 1200x1200, B9379F2A-1823-48D4-A806-54C2139D4B2B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44686207 That’s why she’s called Youmoe

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 21 09:23:16 2023 No.44703790 File: 243 KB, 2400x1080, Moe Moe Myon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44703648 Very true

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 21 09:37:56 2023 No.44703876 >>44689948 She literally has zero experience with men and yuyuko never gave her the talk. Most likely she's in a total sexual blackbox.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 21 09:39:20 2023 No.44703880 >>44703876 And Youki resisted the temptation to further her education on that front?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 21 09:48:21 2023 No.44703919 >>44703880 Youki just told her "Let the husband take care of it".

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 21 09:58:10 2023 No.44703997 >>44687009 The heat of my weiner on Marisa's face cooks the egg

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 21 11:06:32 2023 No.44704588 >>44686207 People make fun of Marisa for being short by calling her a fairy, but Youmu is even shorter than her! Not only is she a dork, but she's also a midget!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 05:13:24 2023 No.44712050 >>44686207 Youmu... why are you so fucking small?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 22 20:37:13 2023 No.44719117 >>44703790 Cute!!! Sex with Maid Youmu!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 07:50:14 2023 No.44723594 >>44686207 I want to give that dork a wedgie and laugh at her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 16:03:18 2023 No.44728287 >>44703790 omg snek

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 23 17:06:00 2023 No.44728778 >>44703790 Youmu doesn't have breasts. She's as flat as a board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 24 07:56:21 2023 No.44735143 File: 48 KB, 244x211, 1682347759854124.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44686207 It's a limiter

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