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44682161 No.44682161 [Reply] [Original]

Canonically speaking how hard will it be to befriend her?

>> No.44682427

Depends on how good you are at entertaining sassy, unhinged, and pampered children who could kill you without trying in the slightest

>> No.44682439 [DELETED] 

Go up to her
Grab her by the pussy
She spoons
There you made friends with Flan

>> No.44682444

Go up to her
Grab her by the pussy
She swoons
There you made friends with Flan

>> No.44682485

Very. She does not come out often and you'd probably have to break in to see her, at which point she will probably just be annoyed with you for disturbing her.

>> No.44682489

This is why you need to be sure to bring yummy snacks and fun toys

>> No.44682500

You are a yummy snack and a fun toy.

>> No.44682587

Oh shit!

>> No.44682628
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No Flan-chan! Yamerooooo!

>> No.44682683
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And lots of tasty candy!

>> No.44682713

But assuming you met her outside while she was sneaking out and (You) where doing god knows what at middle of nowhere at night, how hard would it be?

>> No.44682881

She is even more dangerous outside where she doesn't have to worry about Sakuya or her sister getting in the way of her fun.

>> No.44682927

your arm disintegrates instantly and flan goes into an uncontrollable fit of laughter. you did make friends with her :)

>> No.44688076
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Breaking into Flan-chan's basement, she thinks its Sakuya doing the daily cleaning and gets mildly annoyed, until she turns around and sees a human male, confused yet curious she gets into a defensive position, Whats your next move?

>> No.44688096

very easy. flan-chan is currently lookin for friends!

>> No.44688154

Just smile, make sure your tone is friendly, and be sure you have your tasty snack and toys ready. After introducing yourself Flan will hear you out, treat her as a wild animal now and you'll be fine.
Since she didn't kill you that means she felt no hostile intent and you're already halfway there to being Flends!

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You haven't forgotten about flan right anon?

>> No.44697935
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>You haven't forgotten about flan right anon?

That would be impossible for me at this point.

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sleeping with Flan-chan must feel nice

>> No.44703377

her buttocks make an excellent pillow

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Today I cleared EoSD with all 4 shot types on normal
Now I will practice Flan. I know she is probably the easiest extra stage boss but I want her to be my first

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Ya shes pretty easy. You can gimp like 5 of her spell cards in the first 1-3 seconds , If you get right in her face then fade back you won't even get to see most of the attack pattern.

>> No.44712441

she needs popularity poll correction to take her down a peg

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Do you prefer flan with pointy ears or normal ears?

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>> No.44719602

pointy nipples

>> No.44723753

Depends on how good you are at entertaining sassy, unhinged, and pampered children who could kill you without trying in the slightest

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>> No.44729991

You just have to keep in mind that she is older than you and treat her as such.

>> No.44730390

You've been posting this for 4 years, When is it gonna stop

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Do you think Flan-chan would appreciate affection you know like getting hugs, compliments, headpats all that stuff?

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Flan-chan is so cute and adorable I want to kiss her, hug her, sniff her, play with her, I want to give her so much love and affection to the point she would start hiding from me!!!!

>> No.44745719

Not initially but she might warm up to it if she comes to like you more.

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>> No.44751549

The more likely Flan reaction.

>> No.44752161

when you eat her flan

>> No.44752189 [DELETED] 

My lolicon blood boils upon seeing this.
I want to explore her entire body and lick her cunny over and over so much.

>> No.44752380

If the basement was warm and comfy I wouldn't mind trading places with her for a couple years
I could use a really long sleep...

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*Munch* *Munch* huh? what's that anon? you wanted some of this delicious cake that sakuya made for us *Munch* yea you can have some of the leftovers