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44674440 No.44674440 [Reply] [Original]

"what if you have prostate cancer anon? i MUST examine you at once!"

>> No.44674462

No I'm fine, doctor
Please leave my butt alone

>> No.44674593

Bidaily prostate checks?

>> No.44674650

What if I get a boner...?

>> No.44674652
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44674652

Mom, please. You already examined it yesterday.

>> No.44674783
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>>44674440
By your hands and body? Go on!

>> No.44674822

>>44674440
Do you think Eirin knows how to castrate human males?

>> No.44675281

>>44674822
It's a fairly simple procedure, not much different from any other animal.
Of course, she would have no reason to do so, Because she got it all out on her system on the moon rabbits.

>> No.44675671

>>44674440
Okay but please don't take off your clothes, doctor. That is not necessary.

>> No.44678030
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44678030

>>44674650
She'd be more concerned if you didn't get one, honestly.

>> No.44678617

Unironic reminder that over 99% of men get prostate cancer before age 70. Stick your finger up there.

>> No.44678632

>>44678617
Not me, i aced my prostate exam.

>> No.44678927

>>44678632
Please ace it every year anon

>> No.44680611
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>>44674440
I might have throat cancer too! Please stick your finger down my throat, doc!

>> No.44681122

>>44680611
What, after the prostate examination?

>> No.44681197
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44681197

Is it common Lunarian medicinal practice to perform prostate exams with tongues? Is it more accurate? I don't mean to question Lunar knowledge, but they seem a bit TOO enthusiastic...

>> No.44681724
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44681724

Why does Eirin get two threads?

>> No.44681761

>>44674440
I tell her that if I have it I don't want to know and accept death.

>> No.44681775

>>44674440
hope she forces me to prostate ejaculate involuntarily and then forces me to eat my cum

>> No.44683040

>>44678617
Also masturbate a lot. I heard it helps

>> No.44683069

>>44681724
This is a prostate examination thread, it just so happens that the residents of Eintei (yes, all of them) give prostate examinations to every man they see (yes, plural, yes, they form queues)

>> No.44683135

>>44674440
Don't worry, I got my prostate surgically removed to prevent that.

>> No.44683361

>>44681122
Of course!

>> No.44683675
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44683675

Imagine booking a prostate exam, getting all excited and juiced up over the prospect of the gorgeous Dr.Eirin examining you, only to rock up and be assigned this stupid rabbit instead.

>> No.44690202

post the "examining your prostate" image

>> No.44690232
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>>44683675
so strange they lost the last sperm sample. well, whatever

>> No.44690257

>>44683675
Don't be so mean to Tewi, anon. She works hard to protect your prostate.

>> No.44690573

>>44683675
The rabbit is fine, if and only if she laughs when I inevitably pop a boner during the exam.

>> No.44690600
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44690600

I thought you were supposed to bend over the table for a prostate exam. Why does this doctor keep making me lie on my back with my feet in the air? Why does she insist on holding my penis with her hands 'to make sure it doesn't get in the way'? Why does she stare impassively and order me to masturbate in front of her to prove I can still get erect while she checks my prostate? Isn't it supposed to take only a couple seconds? Why does she keep her fingers up there for minutes? I'm starting to wonder if these are really just prostate exams.

>> No.44690922

>>44690600
Are YOU a doctor? No? Then stay still and let Eirin do her job.

>> No.44691094 [DELETED] 

>>44690922
Take your meds.

>> No.44699343

>>44690600
Dr. Eirin is not a real doctor. Do not let her touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable.

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>>44699343

>> No.44700456

>>44690600
maybe you should ask eirin to show her license

>> No.44704344

>>44700456
She doesn't have one.

>> No.44709551

>>44674440
No please stop

>> No.44715138

Can I have Yukari do it instead?

>> No.44715291

I want to get murdered by Eirin. I want her to strap me down on her operating table and give me a lethal injection.

>> No.44715335

>>44715291
Why would you want to die when you've made it to Gensokyo and are in the care of one of the nicer residents?

>> No.44715428

>>44715335
Eirin would kill you for messing around too much with any of the residents of Eientei, especially if it was Kaguya. And since she's a Lunarian she wouldn't possibly have any regards for a human life like mine anyway and I would get killed by some Youkai sooner or later anyway if I got to Gensokyo because I'm not lucky so asking her to euthanize me is the easy way out. At least then I can go across the Sanzu river and hopefully meet Kutaka and chat with her soon enough because I like chickens.

>> No.44715465

>>44715428
you probably wouldn't meet kutaka
you'd die, end up on the banks of the sanzu where komachi would ferry you across (and probably toss you in the drink because no one would know you died and thus there would be no one to contribute money on your behalf) and if you did make it across you would go straight to eiki for judgement, and would then either be sent directly to hell or to be reincarnated

>> No.44715978

>>44674652
s-source?

>> No.44715994

>>44715428
Eirin deciding she doesn't want to host a euthanasia clinic and deciding to give you therapy to fix your depressive outlook instead!

>> No.44716182
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>>44715994
God I want Eirin to have me committed in the Eientei Psychiatric Hospital and feed me those butterfly pills that Alice takes. I wouldn't even mind if she placed me in the same room as Alice to be her roommate. Sure, the smell of pee would take some getting used to but it wouldn't be too bad. After all, I'd end up just like her in no time.

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>>44715994
>>44716182
You also get to be looked after by a cute rabbit!

>> No.44722302

>>44715994
This is not good. She needs to kill me. I want her to kill me.

>> No.44727162

>>44722302
If your desire is to die and you end up in Gensokyo at Eientei, you'd be pretty unlucky. Maybe you could get in the middle of a Kaguya/Mokou fight and hope you get hit by a stray shot.

>> No.44731269

>>44683675
ive seen what her fingers do, hell naw

>> No.44735167

>>44674822
Haven't you seen that one image set?

>> No.44735181

>>44727162
I'll just provoke Eirin until she kills me.

>> No.44735449

AAAAAHAHAHAHA
I'M OFF MY MEDS AND HAVEN'T HAD MY PROSTATE CHECKED IN LIKE 2 AND A BIT DAYS
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT DECREPIT OLD HAG

>> No.44742591

>>44735449
Use a stick.

>> No.44742771

>>44735449
The fact that you're off your meds suggests you are Alice, but Alice doesn't have a prostate...

>> No.44746443

>>44742591
y-yamete

>> No.44746478

>>44742771
Alice has an entire doll workshop free of rent in your head

>> No.44752948
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44752948

House call

>> No.44761449

doc I just came here for my decircumcision surgery, enough with the weird jokes please

>> No.44765889

>>44735181
How are you gonna do that? Call her old?

>> No.44772515
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44772515

I would prefer this rabbit to inspect my prostate.

>> No.44772903

>>44674440
B-But doctor, my left side hasn't stopped tingling since I've been admitted, and it's very hard to breathe. I really think it could be something unrelated to my ass.

>> No.44780743

>>44674440
Eirin is such a naughty mom

>> No.44780780
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>>44780743
I think you meant to say caring.

>> No.44782037

>>44772515
She would put an anti personnel mine in your rectum

>> No.44787273

>>44780780
Caring naughty mom

>> No.44788455

>>44782037
Which 2hu should I try to take with me before it explodes?

>> No.44794270

>>44772515
she's going to have octoplets just to retire from child support payments

>> No.44801939

>44715978
(Reitaisai 8) [Takemasaya (Serebi Ryousangata, Takemasa Takeshi)] Touhou Seisakushu

>> No.44802806

>>44780743
>>44780780
>>44787273
She's a virgin

>> No.44803025

>>44772515
I want to rape her cute butt and fondle her boobs!!

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