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Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 10:32:15 No.4465600 [Reply] [Original]

How does one woo a Japanese princess?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 10:33:15 No.4465607 >>4465600 By killing yourself and reincarnating as a Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 10:35:15 No.4465612 File: 18 KB, 203x197, block7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4465607 Good, good...

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 10:38:15 No.4465628 Simple. Become a Japanese prince.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 10:39:15 No.4465635 >>4465628 But I can only become a Japanese prince by marrying a Japanese princess.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 10:46:15 No.4465665 she's ugly.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 10:49:15 No.4465676 File: 95 KB, 480x640, 1263416180353.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Being the leader of a mercenary band is a good start.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 10:49:15 No.4465679 >>4465665 That's the future Mrs Anon you're talking about, kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 10:57:15 No.4465729 >>4465676 I assume I'll need armor like pic related?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 11:00:15 No.4465740 >>4465665 Wait 3 more years, take a second look. You're in for a suprise.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 11:16:15 No.4465817 >>4465740 christmas cake?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 11:18:15 No.4465824 with a sword! Swords will fucking cut you wide open!

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 11:20:15 No.4465832 >>4465729 Naturally. You can't expect to woo any princesses without striking armor.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 11:22:15 No.4465843 Oh god, dat hime cut.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 11:23:15 No.4465846 yeah track down Hephaestus and ask him to make you some Armor tell him I sent you.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 16:17:15 No.4467634 File: 115 KB, 640x480, 01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] baaaaaaaw

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 16:18:15 No.4467645 raep?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 16:20:15 No.4467658 File: 35 KB, 453x640, rance2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CONQUER JAPAN FUCK EVERYONE

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 16:29:15 No.4467722 File: 10 KB, 188x221, rance02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4467658 LOSE PRINCESS TO A BUNCH OF RAPING SHOTAS

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 16:36:15 No.4467771 >How does one woo a Japanese princess? At gunpoint.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 16:38:15 No.4467784 arnt they just normal?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 16:46:15 No.4467834 File: 403 KB, 800x600, kenshipo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] With angry eyes and shark teeth

>>	Anonymous Tue, Feb 23, 2010 16:48:15 No.4467845 >>4467722 What? When did this happen? The only one who can be allowed to rape is the HERO.

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