Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Get in the fucking robot anon.

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[Anonymous No.]

I unironically had a dream with wrecked Evangelions in it and I don't appreciate the idea of putting MGs in them

[Anonymous No.]

Post whitehorns

[Anonymous No.]

>>44634005
punctuation is key
>get fucking the robot, anon
>get in the fucking robot anon
>get in the fucking robot, anon
>get fucking the robot anon
all of these mean something different.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this the bean appreciation thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44634098
No, it's the ears appreciation thread

[Anonymous No.]

well shit i made another thread, dodnt see this one
sorry about that

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44634005
Mummymilkers

[Anonymous No.]

Mm
monkey

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>>44634114
>7 minutes apart
I swear one day jannies will really kick us out because of retards like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44634075
Go to bed Haku-sensei.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44634102
Made for molestation when no one else is looking.

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>>44634102
disappointing.
I mean I like an ear as much as the next anon, but we're all asking the same question here...
where are the beans?

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>>44634114
Fuck, now the tard will reee hard at three.

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>>44634127
ill be honest, vtuber threads do that shit
and its like the second this month it ain't that bad

aside from that, do you like monsters with fat asses or big tits better?

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>>44634138
in ocelemh land

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>>44634154
fat paws and big beans

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>>44634163
so pawsexual?

[Anonymous No.]

hellwan love

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>>44634154
The only acceptable answer is big tits + fat ass. Anything else is just manlet tastes.

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>>44634168
Poke em.
Massage em.
Get a pawjob, where the beans cushion your dick.
It's all good.

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>>44634187
true but fat ass is better than big tits

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>>44634154
The bigger ass the better.
A hoss ass is not an ass ass.
An ass ass in is not an ass ass out.

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>>44634194
it aint worth the squeeze

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>>44634188
Paw-nography.

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>>44634205
I want to see how a big-beaned monster would react if I told her how much I liked her paws, and what I would do with them if she let me.

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>>44634194
I would squeeze the ass and the hoss titties.

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>>44634214

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>>44634225

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>>44634225
>AIslop

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44634205
>>44634213
she would look at you funny
>>44634214
I would conquer them steppe horses with but one show and make them into circus horses

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>>44634239
>cut to the ball popping due to all her claws and rough scales

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>>44634251
?

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>>44634243
>"You want to do WHAT with my pawpads!?"
>...
>"D-do you really like them that much?"
>Anon nods enthusiastically at the hellhound
>This was NOT how this went in the hellhound's head. He should be on the ground with a broken pelvis right now.
>Instead she...
>Shows him her paws...
>And he takes them in his hands
>And he pokes her beans...
>Over and over again...
>Humans are weird.

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>>44634154
Vtuber threads have a janny orbiting them and we don't, there's the difference.
>do you like monsters with fat asses or big tits better?
Both are important, but I pay more attention to the tits.

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>>44634239
She's got her eye on the prize, like that cat in that picture where its about to swat a flying bird

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>>44634126
Perfect for climbing up Anon's back.

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>>44634269
>eventually she gets embarrassed
>"T-t-t-t-thats ENOUGH "
>Pulls them away from anon
>Anon's mood went from amazing to sad
>she feels bad and places her paws in his hands
> "M-maybe for a little longer...."

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>>44634291
Vtubers are the worst thing to happen to /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

i wonder what does flayer milk taste like

[Anonymous No.]

>>44634333
>make a dedicated vtuber board
>but somehow allow them to continue clogging up the more general board

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>>44634187
Take the loli pill, all the benefits of a womanlet and more but no womanlet genes.

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>>44634340
>>/data/jp/img/0328/92/1611969384885.png
Jannies are retarded, please understand.

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>>44634347

[Anonymous No.]

sweaty wans

[Anonymous No.]

>"oh, do I have a job for (You), boya~"

[Anonymous No.]

>I'm so glad I am married to my sweet Ms. Jinko. She's so cute and adorable and sex is just awesome, and now it's time to cuddle and slee~
https://litter.catbox.moe/adexz2.webm

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>>44634291
We’re probably beneath the notice of the jannies unless somebody posts DMCA worthy shit or actual porn tbqh

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>>44634251

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>>44634431
Still would go to sleep in her arms. Worst case scenario I'd just need ear plugs.

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>>44634484
>DMCA worthy shit
What an odd way to phrase it.

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>>44634490
the vibrations from Catgirls' snorring are actualy terrapeutic and feel very nice

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>>44634491
Just using the language as it was used previously.

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>>44634488
cute

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>>44634488
>breaks the volleyball anyway by accidentally hitting it too hard with dragon strength

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>>44634507
So?

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>>44634525
>She begins crying about that she cant do anything right
>She often breaks glasses, doorknobs, plates, and eggs all on accident
>SHe meets an anon with the same problem in that beach where he kicks a soccerball so hard it pops

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>>44634540
Literally no subtext to what I said. I was simply repeating it in the manner the statement was previously worded.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44634575
>together, they fight crime
>and play competitive tag
>until 'he' shows up
>he's actually pretty weak
>but his Jinko
>oh god, his Jinko carries hard

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>>44634635
>>>/d/

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>>44634635
who the fuck is this artist I need these thighs in my life

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>>44634646
That's a new one.

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>>44634652
Ockobot by the looks of the signature

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon your cortisol levels are so high I can taste them. You need to relax.

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>>44634652
https://twitter.com/Ourobot_

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>>44634320
Humans think themselves intelligent and complex beings... yet what happens when they see a pawpad?
Play them like a fiddle and then cut their strings.
-Some manticore

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>>44634774
No, I think "these are not sandworm hands" and then move on

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>>44634774
beans are somewhere in maslow's hierarchy of needs im pretty sure
along with chest fluff

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>>44634774
Is the manticore saying that humans play with paws like a fiddle, or that mgs should play humans like a fiddle. If its the latter: Who hurt her?

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>>44634836
she's not hurt. she's just a molly fronting

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>>44634813
there among the base desires of drinking milk, cuddling and sex with monsterz

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>>44634836
manticores are dorks. Intelligent dorks, but dorks.
Especially the ones who can't get their beans pokes, ears molested, and tail fucked

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>>44634678
>You WILL drink the cortisol, microplastics and the high fructose corn syrup!

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>>44634678
im telling i need to drink breast milk, she'll get spooked and leave me alone and I can suck on the kiki wetnurses breasts

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>>44634852
sex deprivation is a bigger problem in monsters.
nevermind femcel dorks (LILIMS/DRAGONS), have you seen what happens if anon's wife doesn't get regular dick?

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>>44634836
they are smart, but also dum batcat dorks
they need correction by loving teasing

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>>44634885
lots and lots of mood swings, remember any problem with monsters is easily sovled with fucking them

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[Anonymous No.]

ok now manticores are dorks?!
is every monster who has agency now a dork?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44634916
it's hard to meet coolness expectations when ms greenworm sets the standard

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>>44634856
>>44634887
Can you imagine the femcel posting in 4mon

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44634916
No way, cores are turbo-Stacy's. Lilim internet defense force is trying to make themselves look better by dragging other mons down.

[Anonymous No.]

Manticores are highly intelligent, perhaps the smartest kot aside from sphinx.
When you imagine a manticore, imagine one smoking a pipe, and ruminating on the finer things in life, like how many spines is too many.

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>>44634916
All monsters are dorks. It's what makes them attractive. Now eros help you if monsters learn that or start calling g your dork

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>>44634916
kikis are not dorks
just most who are the extra strong
>>44634927
>Monster posts husbando
>made for big puffy tight bushy hellhound pussy
>he looks like he sucks on holst tits still
>imagine if he was a shota hahahhahhaha unless...

[Anonymous No.]

Roving packs of dire werewolf ccs could be in YOUR area right now! Be suspicious of any newly opened establishments run by suspiciously attractive maidens that are named cheeky after any moon puns. Their plump asses are not the only thing it'll be referring to.

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>>44634916
>now
I've been posting about dork batcats for at least 5 years now if memory serves
>>44634957
>what is a man? just a miserable pile of secrets
>puts a spine in her mouth instead of the pipe and stings her tongue with it

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>>44634988
Mofucores are adorable.

[Anonymous No.]

>posting on 4mon in the /hooman/ thread
>lewdposting, solid greentexting as usual
>good times all around
>the resident carpetmunching shitposter woke up starts posting human male on human female yet again

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would buy me a two sided collar(a chain joining two collars ar each end) for my birthday?

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>>44634980
Stay off of the moors anon.
Santa Lucia!, Santa Luciaaa!

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>>44634957
>My dear anon
>My sweet, adorable, simple anon...
>*hits pipe*
>When I said I was going to eat you, it was more of a metaphorical type of consumption. A representation of my claim to you, a symbolism of the changing of our relationship from predator and prey, to husband and wife. Perhaps it's a little cliche, you might even go far as to call it vogue. But it is what my heart yearned for, for you to truly believe that your life was forfeit, and then for that delicious facade to melt away into a distant memory, like blood from cloth.
>Sadistic?
>Yes... quite.
>*5 hours of passionate rape, intersparsed with the ocassional "smashing!" *

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>>44635052
>>44634988
Philosophercore

[Anonymous No.]

Manticore? More like Copecore. She has to use drugs to make you addicted to her and her pussies. Even the most basic succ is better than her.

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>>44635151
but she is CUTE! and she is EDUCATED!

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>>44635151
first of all it's Cutiecore, second of all bugger off you doofus. batcats are cute, smart and valid, even if they are dum

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>>44635151
Maybe, but with how many girls can you in their lap while they milk you senseless with their paws free for any number of fun activities?

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>>44635179
>>44635174
>>44635162
If you love manticore so much, maybe you should marry her! Huh? How about that?

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>>44635186
Maybe I will! I'll run my hands through her mane while I kiss her and bury my face in her fluff. We'll see how tough she is then!

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon gets portaled
>Lands in what seems a typical Japanese village, full of all kinds of MG's
>night falls
>He hears this chant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErKg6U_aEiY

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>>44635151
>Copetail

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>>44635186
YEAH? What if I do! What if I'm going to do that right away after portals open, huh!?

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>>44635212
>>44635224
Hah! She's going to LOVE you! And MILK you! And whisper how much you mean to HER!
And maybe even put your HEAD between her PAWS as she nearly CRIES from all those years without having you around well up to the surface!
I bet you regret wanting a manticore now!

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>>44635223
Copter

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>>44635245
You bet your stupid ass I won't. I am going to be the happiest man in the WORLD with her, and I am going to make her thank God for me.
And I am going to enjoy every single day of it, fuck my marking words.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Childhood friend manticore who always wanted to wrestle (snuck up on you and pounced while you weren't ready)
>Childhood friend manticore who always ended up ontop in your scuffles
>Childhood friend manticore who'd always nibble on your ear or cheek when she did this
>Childhood friend manticore who kept saying she really was going to eat you when you got older

Manticores are a strange beast, aren't they?

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>>44635268
>>44635245
super possesive and protective monsters who are secretly very emotional and sensitive are my favourite

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up after shitty day
>best girl is being posted
I want to look like a cactus once the day comes

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>>44635345
I just want to become a tailplug for at least a month and cuddle in bed with my wife.
After that factory reset I will be able to properly enjoy the new life with my new battocatto wife.
>>44635335
gap moe is a helluva drug
>>44635298
the dubious catlike creatures are up for some mischief...

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>>44635298
It's funny, they were the first monster I ran into in a GFD thread so many years ago that made me google MGE. I love their aesthetic and many stories dearly, but the whole fear bit kinda lost its appeal over the years.
I might be a demon-fag but if the portals opened and my true-love ended up being a less sadistic but equally dominant manticore I think I'd be very happy.
Who doesn't want to huff that beautiful mane?

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>>44635286
I mean that's a lot of Hellhounds...

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>>44635286
my bet is on the hellhounds

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>>44635358
This picture is giving me gup vibes .

[Anonymous No.]

I hurt myself at the gym today. Thankfully none of the monsters there noticed

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>>44635456
What did you do? Is it serious?

[Anonymous No.]

You have been caught sleeping by kots.
Worse, the sun is shining on your bed in just the right spot to make it extra warm to lay on, so now you've got a whole pile of rare and exotic kots and kot adjacent monsters sleeping atop of you.
The weight of several lazy kots is too much to wriggle out of, not even counting the fat-assed ones.
On a scale of bad to rape, how dangerous is each sleeping kot? How do you escape and find the nearest dog girl to fuck?
>Jinko
>Manticore
>Cheshire
>Sphinx
>Ocelomeh

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>>44635475
Just poor lifting form on some back work. I haven't lifted in a long time so I wasn't paying as close attention as I should have. Luckily I have pictures of strong monsters to help the healing process

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>>44635456
To see if you still feel?

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>>44635498
I want to know how she got that scar
>>44635479
It's too late. They've already started purring. One frequency you might survive, but anymore and his brain is mush

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>>44635286
Assuming the average hellhound is 8ft tall, that puts their normal bmi at around 280lbs. Though many headcanons are present when it comes to height, making a completely different debate. Due to their muscular builds, I consider the average hellhound to probably be around 300lbs. Now, 300 times a trillion is 3e+14, which is a lot of hounds to say the least. However, the mass of the sun is 4.385 × 10^30, or around 300,000 earths. In terms of zeros, the hellhounds have a total weight of around 300,000,000,000,000 lbs. The sun however, is 4,385,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lbs. In terms of mass, the sun greatly wins. All in all, in terms of mass, you would need around 10 nonillion (3e+32) hellhounds to defeat the sun. This does not take mana into account, nor their abilities. This just a star of hounds battling Sol.
>>44635358
I have often wondered how many spines my wife could prick me with before I pass out or become a temporary vegetable. Once the nursing tailjobs are all said and done I'd ask her to give me a bit of her venom and look at it under a microscope. I mean think, mana may be the best medicine, but core venom could be the best stimulant.

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>>44635522
tell em that there's jiff in the sun's core
bye bye sun

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>>44635498
I just hope it's nothing serious and you will recover fast. I had a spine disc bulging our last year and I had to give up workouts for over a month. That's why I urge caution, so that you won't end up like me.
>>44635522
>I have often wondered how many spines my wife could prick me with before I pass out or become a temporary vegetable.
mamonoboama would ensure nothing bad happens and every effect is just temporary
at worst you'd pass out with a boner and be nursed back to health in dr. Uni's office

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44635579
>dr. Uni's
I read that as Dr. Ushi

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>>44635598
That just sounds like she shat herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44635609
eshidna

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>>44635579
>at worst you'd pass out with a boner and be nursed back to health in dr. Uni's office
I would insist on remaining home with my wife and being a quadriplegic drinking fountain for the afternoon.

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>>44635607
Dr Ushi is a well respected practitioner, no slander please

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you ok master? You barely touched your Shogloaf.

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>>44635607
>>44635635
>expect her to be a wild domina
>she's just a beeg, but very careful doctor
>she only really is wild with her husband, who works the reception
>>44635626
if she didn't panic and drag you to the doctors with a scolded dog look on her face

[Anonymous No.]

Which MGQ monster would you want to see in MGE’s setting (meaning snuff or other shit isn’t carried over and they’re fairly wholesome)

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>>44635651
>e
Conversely, which mge girl would you like to see in mgqs setting?(meaning they'll go really dom and not treat you like a pampered prince no matter what)

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>another order pope sweaternapped

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>>44635651
The boob imp

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>>44635706

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>>44634418
Monsters should be forbidden from hiding their eyes with their hair.

[Anonymous No.]

Get a job at the hag bar, I hear they tip generously, and the uniform is very respectable by some definitions of the word respectable

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>>44635722
But then the bats would go extinct

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44635734
>cool confident bats not so smug after being forced to look men in the eye

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>>44635651
The loli vampire and loli dragon, they're already almost nice enough to be MGE monsters.

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>>44635645
This raises the question. Due to mana mostly fixing all health related issues, would a hospital's main patients be unclaimed men and sex accidents? I would assume pelvic injuries would be the leading cause of hospitalization.

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>>44635751
I doubt mana would just fix you right up when you have an injury. It just prevents sex injuries, so no broken pp because your wife raised too high while riding cowgirl, or eyes poked by the horns. If you had flat feet, I guess it would gradualy go away as the mana influence would stabily affect you, but no wheelchair ridden guy with no legs will just burst into dance all fixed up after one blowie from a sahuagin.

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>>44635751
Monsters paying for either them or their husband to be put into a 'coma' (1 hour snooze) only to wake up magically from true love's kiss

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>>44635751
Falling off a ladder would still hurt.

[Anonymous No.]

snap into a slim lim

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>>44635745
>Anon stumbles into a cave
>hundreds of panicked glowing eyes staring at him
>bats fly into a frenzy as they try to fly deeper into the cave or out of it so they don't drop their spaghetti in front of him

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So I'm told mge has an official gacha now?

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>>44635813
What's in that package?

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>>44635813
>get package from Ameowzon
>delivery catgirl is blushing when you open the door
>fidgeting while you sign for the package, smiles when she reads your name
>doorbell rings the next day
>see catgirl fleeing back to her delivery truck and speeding away
>she left a small package on the mat, says it's from her to you
>dead bird inside

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>>44635838
regular bird or zombirb?

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>>44635764
I agree. That's what real healing magic would be for. Maybe long term exposure to mana resolving chronic issues?

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>>44634126
yay

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>>44635825
Mind your own fucking business!

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>>44635659
I feel like tentacle or tritonia’s designs wouldn’t look particularly out-of-place in MGQ. I’d rather not get sucked to death or anything, but I wouldn’t mind them being a little more aggressive.

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>>44634124
>"...so watch out Humans, soon you'll become a part of MY empire!"

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>>44635775
Get this cringe shit out of here.

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>>44635746
What about the shota loving mermaid?

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>>44635889
;_;

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>>44635644
It's fine Shoggy, I just think maybe we could order a pizza next time, just to try something new.

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>>44635900
I think they're funny but that one's a bit old.

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>>44635853
You're out of your mind if you think that any kot worth her fur would let some bird hussy near her man.

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>>44635917
Sorry, the naked birbs in my birbbath got to my house first

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>>44634898
Remember to pick up your foxes after they are unsealed.

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>>44635959
Oh sure, whenever she causes a disaster she's "my fox".

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>>44635959
I firmly believe the power of anons feeding tamamo sexual energy freed her from her prison. That monk failed to kill her thousands of years ago and now she is free to do whatever, hopefully she isn't as terrible as she was in teh past.

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>>44635985
I’m gonna make her submit to a Christian way of life.

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>>44635985
Compared to Moloch she isn't so bad.

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>>44636008
Many a King and Emperor thought the same thing. I can fix her...
>>44636021
For real, She just wanted to Rule as a God Queen, she had no actual desires of genocide or eating babies and drinking blood like our greatest ally.

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>>44635909
“Funny” is being extremely generous.

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>Be anon, have a Jiangshi wife.
>She is an absolute warmth hog in bed, and always falls asleep hugging you from behind as tight as she can get away with.
>The worst part is that by morning she is still in that position while all locked up.
>Need to spend the first hour of the day wiggling in her hug so you can flip around and start limbering her up.
>It's her favorite part of the day.

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>>44636050
Yeah but all them were heathens and I’ve danced with death many times so what is one little fox gonna do.

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>>44636067
Good thing you're not the sole arbiter of content then.

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>>44636099
if you need somebody else to call it shit i can pipe in too

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>>44636117
I also liked them at first but then they just became a repetition of the same political jokes.

[Anonymous No.]

Fighting demons is so tiresome.

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>>44636086
>she's limber enough to let go at any time after around 10 min
>squeezes you harder when you're about to get out anyways because she likes cuddling with you

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>>44636142
God gives strength to his most passionate warriors.

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>>44636117
I'll chime in and say I enjoy them when they're fresh.

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>>44636139
That's exactly why I called it cringe. If I wanted to watch the same jokes over and over again I'd endure shit like Helluva Boss or The Big Bang Theory.

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>>44636145
you really can't trust the hoppers.

[Anonymous No.]

Uh oh. Seems like gate-keeper-kun is gearing up for another melt-down.

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>>44636190
It's so tiresome. Things are so cozy when he's not lurking.

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>>44636190
>posters argue about the same meme that's been argued about for years
>surely this time it's the fault of my bogeyman
Go back to bumping your fake thread once per day

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>>44636235
>>posters argue about the same meme that's been argued about for years
yeah autists tend to do that

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>>44636190
Is the gatekeeper in this thread right now with us?

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>>44636264
usually he starts posting cathyl or meru art to find out

[Anonymous No.]

Do kejourou ever cut their hair? I probably wouldn't be able to resist one with a hime cut.

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>>44636190
be thankful that we at least got to enjoy nice latenight content without his garbage yesterday

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>>44636278
some try to do it for charity, but it grows back too quickly for most to notice.
still, if you do notice and point it out, she will be flattered at your attentiveness.

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>>44636283
Thankfully he needs to sleep. Just have to wait the idiot out. As long as content follows thread rules, I keep my mouth shut if I don't care for it. What's so hard about that?

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>>44635985
beeg fox

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>>44636283
Feel free to try and explain how latenight content has anything to do with your imaginary rivalry with your imaginary enemy. Or will you just skip straight to the part where you spam monsterboys again?

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>>44636303
What are you even on about? Meds.

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>>44636303
Are monster boys in the thread with us right now?

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>>44636316
>>44636333
So no explanation for your reasoning. I see.

All you're doing is co-opting some random argument from the thread like it's a big drama to talk about your "gatekeeper" again. Nobody asked.

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Which monstergirl would be the best to have around for board games?

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>>44636343
>Everyone who disagrees with my is samefagging
get new material.

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>>44636343
Same shit as always, bunch of retards keep crying about autism in a thread famous for its autism.

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>>44636348
ms phantom

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>>44636348
Pharaoh. Duh.

[Anonymous No.]

i exist to piss off hakus

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>>44636348
Miss Wurm. She is a cute nerd who just wants to play coop games with you.

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>>44636351
Nta but that's literally what you're doing, you call everybody you don't like 'the gatekeeper' as if there's only one.

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>>44636388
She's the heaviest dragon you've ever heard
She's the clumsy, boardgame wurm

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>>44636333
Roar.

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>>44636406
You're right, and maybe I'm wrong. But I'd bet I'm not. I don't think anyone not deeply autistic would choose to flip out over those particular images. It's such a stupid thing to have a meltdown over.

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>>44636406
It's just the usual shitter(s) complaining. Notice how the posts are talking about the "gatekeeper" doing something last thread when nothing happened, even trying to drag latenight into some vague connection to it and dodging the question about what they're even talking about.

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>>44636484
Actually he specifically said nothing happened last thread and that he was grateful it didn't while latenight was around. Stop trying to spin shit.

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>>44636482
>It's such a stupid thing to have a meltdown over.
You're the one escalating this into a meltdown though, same shit as the fag who would defend the namefag every time and derail the thread

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>>44636520
He who must not be named??!

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>>44636523
Breath Breath.

[Anonymous No.]

the "gatekeeper" is mad because he knows those mamano news articles come from the bunker, some are funny, some aren't. but that's the reason he is upset.

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>>44636520
>You're the one
No. I appear to be one of several, including the anon who freaked out over the image. Don't pin this shit all on me.

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>>44636482
I don't think those images have ever been particularly popular here, or any of the stuff from that website for that matter. People have reacted badly to them for half a decade at least.

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>>44636480
Spherical!

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https://danbooru.donmai.us/wiki_pages/kankaku_shadan
Best MG for subjecting a man to this?

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>>44636579
Slimes or Ropers, no debate

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>>44636482
Calling it cringe isn't flipping out over an image.

[Anonymous No.]

Essentially do better.

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>>44636493
>It's so tiresome. Things are so cozy when he's not lurking.
>be thankful that we at least got to enjoy nice latenight content without his garbage yesterday
>Thankfully he needs to sleep. Just have to wait the idiot out. As long as content follows thread rules, I keep my mouth shut if I don't care for it. What's so hard about that?
Actually the posts heavily imply some kind of a constant and recent "gatekeeper" happening, which is simply factually untrue at the very least for the last few threads and days (unless a lot of posts I didn't see got deleted)
Add to this that nobody else seems to have mentioned or talked about this until those posts appeared, and they aggressively refused to elaborate on what they were alluding to.
Add to this that the guy complaining about his gatekeeper bogeyman is always doing this.

Conclusion: They're just derailing to seethe about something.

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[Anonymous No.]

whatever happened to that cheshire gal? Did she ever do something with her life?

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>>44636183
>Dropping a hard R like that
Hey! That's our word! You can use Hoppa.

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>>44636654
Cheshire is enjoying a nice life with Sir Anon as a holy object in a village, the villagers feed her and she performs "miracles" for them. Her husband and prophet sir anon live relatively quiet lives in the village as a farmer guard of the village.

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>>44636654
She now runs a podcast talking about drama on the internet.

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>>44636686
I've earned my hopper card from long nights massaging and snuggling my hopper.

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>>44636629
I think you're looking for something that isn't there. The threads have been significantly better the last couple days, but it's been awful for weeks/months. It seems more like a few anons jumped the gun when other anons shut down the image.
And why would anyone be talking about something that hasn't happened yet? Your second point makes no sense. Drop it and talk about monstergirls.

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>>44636709
>when other anons shut down the image.
I wonder why this mattered so much.

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>>44636708
>babe, some guy on the internet is pissing me off
>can I have an H-pass?

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>>44636718
hurt feelings and thin skin. a wonder how they ended up here

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>>44636703
Why does she keep inviting that schizoid conspiracy theorist tinfoil-hatter on?

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>>44636718
Presumably because other anons like them. Given how sparse content here is, I don't blame them. The writefag drama was bad enough.

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>>44636745
Maybe we are talking about different things.

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>>44636745
Second writing contest next january?

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>>44636645
The Not!Gummy Bear is a cute way to use Slime Carrier powers

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>>44636763
I hope so. We've had a big uptick in content this year despite the drama.

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>>44636709
>it's been awful for weeks/months
Which has nothing to do with what those posts were talking about.

>And why would anyone be talking about something that hasn't happened yet?
Because they're trying to make it look like something happened to cause chaos. The fact is that they just did talk about something that hasn't happened, meaning they had a reason to do that.

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>>44636802
>Which has nothing to do with what those posts were talking about.
What on earth are you talking about?

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>>44636741
>so you're saying that aliens built the pyramids in the jungle?
>wow, that's crazy
>I bet they used kakuens to do it, they're strong as fuck
>Jamie, pull up a picture of a kakuen

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>>44636781
I'd be up for it, or more frequent but shorter, more focused contests.

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>>44636819
Seriously, if she has that 'former' eros special forces cupid on one more time I'll freak.
It's always the same three hours of damage control on how they're just agents of fate, and it was president anon's destiny to get plapped on his private jet

[Anonymous No.]

We better? I tried to follow the advice given about it being too lanky. The black hellhound eyes helped.

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>>44636819
>So you're saying Aliens built the pyramids in the jungle?
>Absolutely.
>Wow, that's crazy.
>They used Kakuens to do it. They're strong as fuck and they love music.
>Wha--
>Why else would they build pyramids that look like Minecraft speakers pointed downwards towards the Earth?
>Hu--
>Jamie, pull up the picture of the Kakuen and the bongos. You're gonna love this.

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>>44635479
I don't need to escape, it's the jackpot. I will just pet the kots to my heart content and just fall back asleep. Everyone will get tendies and more petting when I wake up, if they try anything funny I hate the emergency raging mushrooms and punish them

[Anonymous No.]

just fuck off to the cuck threads or trash threads mick, they would be better for you
also you've done fuck all, just made the shoulders wider, you have to actually model the muscles not just shade you lazy fucking bastard

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>>44636883
Her arms look better, but her legs still look a little too thin for her paws.

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>>44636909
Please understand, it's a model he yoinked from somewhere and is sloppily trying to edit it.

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>>44636903
I appreciate your enthusiasm anon, but can you REALLY pet that many kots at once without one getting jealous? The more you pet a kot, the more pets she will expect. You are quickly going to run out of hands. These are sunbathing kots, they are junkies for attention.
The manticore will get rapey
The cheshire will get zany
The ocelomeh will get primitive
The jinko will spaghetti
The sphinx... I'm not sure. She's a mystery.

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>>44636693
Yup

[Anonymous No.]

i desire to wake up in replacing the daki of a chubby neet heelhound whose look like a massive creep with deep eye bags and basically spaghettis out when she sees me

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>>44636934
Only the environment is bought

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>>44636872
>cupid always bragging about how she's second only to Eros in terms of love knowledge
>someone calls in with a question for her
>asks her how she met her husband
>cupid excuses herself to the bathroom to take a call about a "love emergency" on her phone
>forgets to unclip her mic, her whole meltdown about being the only single girl in her monastery is heard by everyone watching
>returns with red, watery eyes and pretends like nothing is wrong

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>>44636937
Truly, she does some teleportation here and there, helps people find their lost keys and teleports away sickness and they give her candy and baked goods as offerings to the holy relic. Sir Anon has consulted with a priest and they can't disprove that she is acting in accordance with the faith so for time being it's best ignored since she doesn't seem of hostile intent.

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>>44636936
One per one, I will pet. Only using my right hand while my left one stay under the covers. Always from left to right, non more than 1 minute per kot. If they act funny or start to complain, I will give a disappointed look and keep going. The cycle will be repeated five times maximum before going back to sleepy time . Good Kots get extra tendies, bad kots get down in the fugg order

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>>44636982
No pranks?

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Imagine training your entire life from squire to knight to fight some horrible man-eating monster and you end up finding this. I wouldn't know whether to feel robbed, quit on the spot, or go off looking for the enemy I was promised

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>>44636541
I'm aware of where they're from but I'm hardly mad at the moment. Also not a gatekeeper but you do you, Anon.

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>>44637002
This is the ultimate prank perhaps. The long prank of being considered a holy object and having a bunch of a Holy Knights Kittens..

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>>44636967
Fucking eros spooks
>Listen. Look. I uh... What you need to understand about anonsburg was our hand was forced
>I mean I wouldn't call it a coup to leave the prince alone with the neet daughter of a wealthy to form a diplomatic marriage - but that's just me!
>That's crazy... those vampires are vicious, with their long dripping fangs. Jamie pull up that video of the kakuen with sharp teeth

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>>44637006
None, you should feel happy to find a nice and gentle maiden to help you. I also heard that chussy are nice

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>>44636992
The safest place to be is the eye of the storm.
God speed anon. You walk on a knife's edge over kotmageddon

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>>44637041
Chesh would lie about knowing where the monsters are and constantly lead the poor man into lewd pranks

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>>44637030
>Do you think eros would do something like that today? Like on this new found planet earth the sabbath just discovered?
>*Muffled coughing in the microphone*
>No, no
>Probably not

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>>44637058
Put your dick/arm in her ass as a corrective special operation

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>>44637069
>You fucked me in the ass
>I'm your wife now
>Joke's on you cat it only works if I lay with you in the front to produce children

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>>44637052
I just like cats anon (I will also mix spine poison with raging mushrooms and drink it once in awhile to keep them in line )

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>>44637084
>Hubby denied
>Prankster pranked
>Angry

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>>44637084
It's rude to outwit a prankster. She'll end up pouting

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>>44637106
>>44637113
>Cheshire spends the rest of her time haranguing Sir Anon trying to get that dick

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>>44637113
>unpout the pout
What's now meme kot?

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chesh has got a cute bell

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Is it ethical to blow in chesh ears?

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i willl fuck a hatter whose has an ass whose width is more than an 10000 year tree

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>>44637155
you could do whatever you wanted with that butt and she wouldn't bat an eye

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>>44636936
Kots truly cannot resist a sunny spot

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>>44637160
>tfw ywn slap a hatters massive ass and watch it jiggle
>or watch your cock disappear between a massive ass
>or just watch it bounce on your laps

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>>44637199
These are good.
I want her to use me as her chair for a tea party and act completely normal while doing it

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>>44636909
wow anon, it sounds like you hate monster girls and want more /trash/ content. Why not just say it?

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>>44637199
>hatter runs a little pastry cart in the park that you pass on the way to work
>smack her ass one day as you pass her
>pass her again after work
>still jiggling
Wonderland isn't all bad

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>>44637151
I’d blow my load in a Chesh’s ear.

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>>44637121
>>44637124
You're going to make her resort to drastic measures

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[Anonymous No.]

worcheshire sauce

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>>44637274
Fuck off to /vg/

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Wonderland Games
>Speedrun through a Giantess Cheshire Cat's Digestive Tract
>Run through the Jubjub Forest without getting Perched
>Defeat a Face Card Trumpart in a Game of Blackjack
>Escape the Jabberwock's Lair without getting Licked

[Anonymous No.]

Lilim appreciation post, tell me you wouldn't fuck that ass?

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>>44637284
We only gonna post monster girls that aren't video games? great.
>>44637300
back to /vg/ with ya!

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>>44637300
I wouldn't fuck all that ass.
I wouldn't even acknowledge the lilim.

If she insists of speaking with me, I'll just repeated "sandworm please" over and over until I either get a sandworm or she leaves.

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>>44637214
>>44637242
>tfw a hatter read this thread and make sure to get the best and biggest asses for anons
>And they wear pencil skirts instead of pants

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>>44637368
Ouchies!

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>>44637394
>Orderite posting facebook-tier Order memes in 4mons
What happens?

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>>44637394
>did you really give up your eternal soul for drawn pictures of demon coochie

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>>44637429
I miss Altair and his art. Hope he's okay

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>>44637394
No.

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>>44637494
That's very cute. But where is husband? Why must husband always be nonexistent in pics like this, it makes them seem like they're single mothers.

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>>44637507
Yes.

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>>44637525
It's from a comic series where Aether (the male MC of Genshin Impact) impregnates practically every female character in the game.

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>>44637552
Damn, that's a lot of children. How do you even remember all those names?

[Anonymous No.]

No thanks monsters! I'm scared of marriage!

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>>44637583
Anon will be jumped by a bogie in a wedding dress

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>>44637394
Jesus
>jewish guilt tripping
>destroys native european culture
>slave mentality
Fictional demon wife
>loves you for who you are
The answer is clear. Imagine the memes on portal day.

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>>44637670
>Fictional
keyword though.

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>>44637670
Druella WILL perform the silly tiktok dance when the portals open and i WILL laugh at her

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>>44637678
more like frictional
because of the loud sex

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>>44637670
this succ is american and i want her

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>>44632281
>>Another gets clingy as she gets wrapped up in insecurities and the changing, growing social dynamics that aren't as simple as when she was much younger and more popular
Give it to me

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>>44637270
This is what happens to a cheshire and you don't laugh at her jokes

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>>44637733
does chesh have low self esteem?

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>>44637741
Some of them yeah.

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>>44637769
if she admits she is cringe, then I will help her
the first step to recovery is to admit she has a problem (she is cringe)

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>>44637769
>you want to hear a joke?
>my life, lmao
>no, I'm fine, ha ha...
>I have to get back to work. See you around, I guess

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>>44637321
>gachanigger trying to play dumb
You niggers have two boards, stop sitting up our thread with your trash bugmen slop.

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>>44637741
>she dyes her fur to look like a werecat but always seems a little off

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>>44637811
I don't care much for gacha, I just don't care to be against it.

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>>44637705
>sharp dressed and packing heat
Must be a lone wolf love expert

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>>44637812
>see her eyes light up during meetings when there's an obvious pun to be made
>ears slowly droop and she slumps a little bit farther because she's too nervous to say anything

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>>44637955
>shirohebi getting ready to see if her husband agrees with her when she calls another girl cute

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>>44637678
You will be raped on portal day before the altar of the Fallen God and you're gonna like it. No more jews for you.
>>44637686
Montok would be hilarious, all that spyware repurposed for good. It could produce such oddities as the "tap water drinking challenge"
>>44637702
Chubby succs are for loving and this guy gets it

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>>44637321
How are lims /vg/?

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>>44637977
MGE has a game, as low effort as it was.

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>>44637670
>>44637971
Don’t worry, you’ll eventually grow out if your edgy atheist phase, we all do.

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>>44637989
Jesus loves me spiritually, for everything else there's cupid.

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>>44637989
chill atheism is the natural way, of course.

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>>44637741
They have wonderland brain

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>>44637670
>>44637411

Reminds me of that one christian image that was made fun of that went "Satan doesn't whisper 'believe in me'. He whispers 'believe in yourself'"

[Anonymous No.]

her bangs covers the lewd stare she's giving (You)

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>>44638007
i like the cut of her jib

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>>44638020
Put some clothing on

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>>44638027
be reasonable

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>>44638020
mating pressing bangs elf then flipping her hair out of her eyes just in time to see her ahegao

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>>44638058
I am being reasonable. These monsters need to wear actual clothes or get a ticket

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>>44638071
respect their culture.

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>>44638058
What is it with beast girls wearing nothing but a bunch of leather belts? Are pants really so terrible?

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Big blood bags.

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>>44638079
No. They're in my country and they'll respect my culture

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>>44638071
if it's such a big deal offer them your shirt to wear

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>>44638081
Pants are seen as uncivilized in the Wan Empire

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>>44638094
I'm not giving my clothes to some smelly monster they can buy their own.

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>>44638109
monsters are all broke, that's why they need to live in random men's houses.

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>>44637989
Stopped worshipping jewsus into adulthood. Hopefully you'll grow out of your golem phase.
>>44638023
Woah mama

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>>44636883
She's really cute! I love how big and fluffy her paws are. I think if you can give an angle to the fluff separating the skin and fur from her legs she'd look even more gorgeous! I know it's not what you're aiming for but the clothes give her a caveman vibe. I'd let her take me to her cave and unga bunga me!

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>>44638109
she is unfamiliar with the concept of money

[Anonymous No.]

You ever wonder what it would be like to watch valkyries and demons fight over the choir boys? Not like a duel to the death, but a debate/trial

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>>44638121
>>44638130
I don't believe any of this. There's no way a monster adventurer isn't flushed with cash

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>>44638123
Seek god

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>>44638152
she found a lot of belts

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>>44638141
it'd be like watching the valkyries go 0-10. again

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>>44638176
Which one?

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>>44638023
Satan is pretty laid-back as it turns out.

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>>44638141
They can debate all they like but they're both getting mating pressed for being dorks

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>>44634678
Hormone responses make the blood of frightened or panicked humans taste absolutely foul, which is why vamps rely more on their seduction gimmick than the unsophisticated rape of their peers.

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>>44638197
bacchus and eros seem like they got their priorities straight

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>>44638197
>>44638123

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>>44638197
Eh, whichever

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>>44638247
>Manjuu actually went and got Japanese Shadman to draw them a boat
Knew it was just a matter of time.

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>>44638096
>hellhounds gushing about how lewd a tourist is for wearing jeans in public

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>>44638270
Love japanese shadman girls.

[Anonymous No.]

i really want to fuck tewi

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>>44638248
Lucy won't be so smug when I impregnate her.
>>44638269
I prefer Hel, honestly. We need more succ nuns immediately.

[Anonymous No.]

Does anyone else feel like that even if the portals opened that they will still ultimately never find love? I think if the portals actually opened I would probably hide in my room and try to never leave whenever possible, I'm kind of afraid of being an asshole to monsters or just being broken as a person. I don't want some poor girl getting stuck with me forever

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>>44638197
Praise the chaos gods

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>>44638310
no not really

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Would you guys wanna visit places in MGE? Id really wanna go to the fairy kingdoms

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>>44638310
Broken men with extreme social anxiety is exactly what monster girls are into. It's like this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyO-vdsgq1s

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>>44638310
Someone is here to see you

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>>44638310
Haha same, except monstergirls have a huge "I can fix him" thing going on. All of them. And they're very aggressive, so they might literally kick down your door to get at you.

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I don't like monsters, they seem mean.

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>>44638310
Anon you’re retarded, get raped.

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>>44638376
Sorry, I'm taken

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>>44638310
>portals open
>Anon scared shitless
>hides in his room all day and night
>no monsters come to get him
>thinks he's broken, and that not even monsters want him
>in reality, a kunoichi moved into his closet day one
>is a little nervous herself, and is working up the courage to finally talk to him
>until then, she's content to just watch him sleep

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>>44638387
but they feel good

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>>44638416
BIG
LADY

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>>44638418
>every time anon blinks he swears he feels someone kiss him

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>>44638353
I want to see a not-France undead kingdom, Dragonia and Zipangu

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>>44638435
Rather, it's less than "I'm taken" so much as it's "I have been taken"

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>>44638429
They say mean things to me! They're bad! Especially those stinky, loose succubi!

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>Anon hypes himself up to go and meet his waifu
>Casts aside anything else he was concerned with
>Spares no expense in the preparations
>Looks like a man on the war path
>Some other mamono are a little intimidated
>Halfway to his destination he runs into his waifu
>Who was equally gung-ho about it all.

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>>44638443
>mysterious warm spot on the mattress next to him when he wakes up
>faint floral scent hanging around his house
>food he cooks seems to be seasoned better and have more flavor
>small things that were out of place for months have been straightened, dusted and cleaned
>keeps seeing something out of the corner of his eye
>strong feeling of being watched, but only in the shower
>hears what sounds like someone whispering "I love you" right next to his ear just before he falls asleep

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>>44638461
i want to sprint into a shog that is sprinting full speed at me and accept the hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638435
That size difference, thickness and breast size pleases me. Now she's just lacking muscles and being an Oni.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638481
SPLAT

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>>44638481
>You went so fast that you pushed through her body
>Left a silhouette like some classic cartoon
>You share a good laugh and are called a silly mastah
Good end

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>>44638435
>>44638492
Do you think the bigger monstergirls would be taken by complete surprise stepping through the portals, finding tens of thousands of men lining up to get them? I bet on the other side most humans are terrified of them at first.

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>>44638527
No, because monstergirls coming here is gay, it's better anons going there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638527
imma gonna sweep the legs of a big monster then princess carry her

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>>44638435
If you show even the slightest sign of spooking when a holst approaches she'll trap you against the wall so you can't escape... Pin you down with her big, meaty body... Scary...

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>>44638534
I'm not gonna up and move to some fantasy realm
they probably don't even have plumbing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638534
You're gay, monstergirls coming here would be some delicious absolute chaos. Lots of fun flipping current events and set in stone rules and roles between the sexes on their heads.

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>>44638361
>>44638383
Oh no! I'M a broken man with extreme social anxiety!! The isolation I've lived in for years has only made me a bigger target to monster girls!

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>>44638383
I like her nails.

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>>44638568
this but unironically

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Jesus is OK with you having a monster wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638595
how about TWO monster wives?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638606
Don't say yes. bicorn-chan will immediately ask for three

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>>44638606
Probably. I'm not Jesus so I can't really answer complicated questions for him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638351
I'm happy to hear that, It's a horrible feeling.
>>44638361
>>44638383
That's what I'm terrified of, I genuinely don't want some poor girl to get bound to me forever. I think the only time I might actually be somewhat comfortable is a flayer peeking into my mind and telling me I'm worth it or something
>>44638376
Imagine going up to your closet door to get your jacket and boogy just grabs you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638606
the old testament sure didn't care. the monogamy stuff seems like leftover roman doctrine

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638595
thanks jesus

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638606
>Ywn have a monogamous relationship is a bicorn

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638606
>>44638621
Old testament polygamy was sometimes a necessary evil, it's frowned upon because it causes conflict between wives and makes the family unstable. Wouldn't be an issue with monstergirls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638640
Also because human population gender split is around 50/50 it also causes conflict between men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638624
please stop being mean to your wife. ms. bicorn needs to eat your cum out of another monster's pussy at least once a week to meet minimum standards for nutrition set by the FDA

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638610
Then four, then five.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638651
HAPPY MONOGAMOUS MARRIAGE WITH BICORN

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638651
Personally I prefer the idea of a femdom headwife bicorn, imagine being the boytoy of a manticore, hellhound, ushi, ogre, dark elf and bicorn. You'd be a plaything and love every second of it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638615
Well luckily for you I don't think it's even possible for a monstergirl to feel upset or trapped by her husband, because they all love their husbands.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638615
You will receive flayer wife and on your off time of being a rapist sex squid constantly cream pieing her, you will receive brain therapy squid tentacle asmr in your ears. Sounds like a sweet gig.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638700
What a dork

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638689
It's a very dumb silly feeling I know, I just can't shake it. I just kind of feel like I'm a black hole of a human being, an endless void that will suck the joy out of everything. I think it would genuinely take a mind flayer to fix me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44637300
If a Lilim started spanking her ass at me like that I think she’d be overflowing by the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638759
you must enter maximum turbo-breed

[Anonymous No.]

Good Evening.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638606
I am going to use the power of the human spirit and DETERMINATION to fuck monogamy into this horse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44635286
The hounds would win if they attacked at night!

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Kej wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638805
Welp! You know what this means!? Race Riots as the mainstream media and establishment will support our cause! Let's goooooo!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44634005
This is the future you humans will live in. But hey- Mamono Mana am I right gaiz?

[Anonymous No.]

Explain why you're monster wife is a villainess with plenty Red Flags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638876
Wife?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638876
Hey, just cause she's a creepy basement dwelling femcel dark mage jabberwock doesn't mean she's evil, shes... just misunderstood

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638567
He REALLY likes Cerea

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638738
>Aruji-dono, I would appreciate you not making light of my existential crisis.
>Yes, I am aware that I am kneeling in your front lawn and that the neighbor kids can see me.
>.....very well, I shall take my introspection inside and ponder my predicament in the loveseat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638876
Akaname with poor taste in cinema. Oomukade drug peddler. Some things are self-explanatory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638933
And as a tit lover myself I say god bless him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638860
Fuck off faggot you have your own shitpost thread for this shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638940
I will build this cutie a meditation garden with a little fountain and a nice Japanese maple to give her some shade

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638966
That sounds nice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638966
Will it have a nice mat for her to kneel upon?
And a little spot to set down tea?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638966
A deer scarer is mandatory, naturally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638910
Why'd you write so much just to say "I can fix her?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638876
My wife isn't evil, we live a quiet life in some village barely anyone cares about.

[Anonymous No.]

It's time I marched on the capitol and made myself shogun of zipangu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638987
>"Sure everyone that used to care about it was carried away and raped under mysterious circumstances, what's your point?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638981
Why not, also she is that what I said and has delusions of grandeur

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638995
>gaijin anon is raped at the first hot springs he visits during his vacation to zipangu

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638995
Sexo with onis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638876
She built a Sith-inator to convert all the dogs and cats in the Tri-state area! Next week she’ll finish her Loli-inator, I’m getting worried…

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639035
I'm marching up to the nearest fox and faceplanting myself right into her fluff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638966
But will she have that little wood typing thing in the water?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639035
I don't care if I butcher the local language, I will be a powerful daimyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639048
>That awkward moment when she tells you she's married

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639056
>anon thinks he is finally a powerful lord of a region of Zipangu
>he just payed for some extravagant room at a love hotel after being tricked by the monster he got raped by wanting to humor her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639062
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638979
Yeah in the middle of the little pebble circle, over a tiny foot bridge and a moat filled with koi fish. She says she loves them all equally but I always see her try to feed the pure white one first. I think she likes it because it kind of matches her skin tone

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44639071
Foolish of you not to notice the wedding kerchief on her tail, gaijin. Still, she knows some people... Like her sister and her daughter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639071
>implying she wouldn't drag you to her sister's house

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638876
Not really a villainous familiar, but can get a little chunni from time to time.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm too nice to have a villainous wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639062
>deflate and limply fall to the ground
>stare up to the sky and await death

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638591
¡Mis naranjas!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639083
>Its quite regular for the neighbors to see her out there.
>Is she pondering life and death?
>Her current state of service to you?
>No, today her thoughts are....
>"Is it right for my lord to give me such a lovely meditation spot?"
The mysteries of the undead samurai

[Anonymous No.]

Do NOT go to the noodle bar. It is highly contested territory by various Mofukuza families and if a single man ended up there you might spark a gang war

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639164
Fine. I was more in the mood for sushi anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639164
But she knows a place where you can get great Kitsune Udon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639164
>Anon enjoys his ramen, oblivious to the two gangs starting a choreographed musical number where they sing about how they'll be the ones to sit on his dick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639164
Now you listen here, I am NOT letting some petty gang war crush my dreams of ordering ramen from a shitty food stand while I wear a trench coat in the rain. I won't!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639164
I'll open my own noodle shop then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639202
>He quiet pays for his meal and leaves, thinking of how great the food was
>The two gangs are still duking it out long after

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639164
I never understood the whole noodle fascination Asian countries have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639211
Prepare to have a bunch of cheshires and pyrows asking for your "noods"

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware little Zipangu, I hear the gangs down there are pretty rough and a man may find himself accosted by Yakuzonis if he takes a wrong turn

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639215
Noodle tasty

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639216
>Give them a standard bowl of noodles completely straight-faced
>Anon was prepared; turning "noods" into a menu item that's ultimately a simple bowl of noodles
>Every other thing they try to "No, no, what I mean is..." is a menu item
>And Anon gives each of these to the pyrow and cheshire
>Wearing a really good poker face.
>Needless to say they had a really high bill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639215
Eat some ramen, any ramen that isn't those little maruchan or nissin top ramen, you'll understand, a good starting noodle is sapporo ichiban or nongshim, though those are korean ramen but they are easy enough to find and blow the cheaper ramen out of the water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639221
>little Zipangu
I thought I was safe if never left my home country. Now you're telling me there could be American hebis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639164
But I need to find out where the best oyakodon in the city is!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639274
But I like the nissin ones...
Those tonkatsu ramens are good...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639288
Yup, there could be a Grade A - American Hebi looking for your at this very moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639288
>pass through the tori that forms the entrance to little Zipangu
>it's actually a one-way barrier set up by the nine-tailed kitsune who runs the place
>all the ads for food are just bait for single men like you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639288
Could be worse, you could live in west coast Canada and have to deal with Zipangu and Mist Continent tourists daily. Or get snatched of the street by some wealthy Mist Continent business woman looking to make an "investment" in her family with your help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639302
>China towns in big cities are now just portals to the mist continent

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>>44639294
I was referring to the top ramen which isn't the premium tonkotsu. For tonkotsu I use the the little packs of condensed tonkotsu broth gel you can find off of amazon with whatever dried noodles I have laying around. Nissin has a really good black garlic tonkotsu but it's hard as fuck to find unless you go to a scalper because it was discontinued in the US.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639318
>because it was discontinued in the US
for what purpose

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639305
>Or get snatched of the street by some wealthy Mist Continent business woman looking to make an "investment" in her family with your help.
>Snatched by a Mist Continent woman

So lemme guess: You've been criticizing the Mist Continent's People's Party AND posting the 1984 and 1989 memes far too many times...

Well, I guess when snatched by a Mist Continent girl. Its time to embrace authoritarianism, am I correct?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639330
No clue what the japs were thinking, probably some dumb ass nig diversity hire in california decided they weren't profitable enough and a failure of marketing, I barely see any advertising even for the top two ramen brands here.

[Anonymous No.]

mist continent CRINGE
zipangu BASED

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639318
>discontinued in the US.
Get fucked then because it's still here in abundance in leafland. Get that shit all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

I have never made any noodles outside of instant ramen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639343
>Criticize the Grizzly in charge of the Mist Continent a single time in MGE Canada
>Hear a loud knock at your door and go to answer it
>Jinko in a black suit with sunglasses standing at your doorstep
>oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639215
>i never understood the whole bread, cheese, or wine fascination european countries have
its just culture shock
>>44639274
nongshim is okay, but ottogi is way better in every way

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639409
>You should not have redeemed, sir. Never redeem the free speech right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639393
Throw it at your fridge. If it sticks, it's good to eat. If it falls, keep boiling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639421
Fuck off with this shitty faggot meme. I'd rather go back to when Jinkos were the "Russian" monster instead of this redditor nonsense with streetshitters thanks to some e-celeb.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639435
You are of wanting Slav Jinko? Result is same: get in bag or fall out of window, ser.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639435
do not redeem

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639409
>Grizzly in charge of the Mist Continent
>Grizzly
-10000 social credit for racism
>sentenced to life in panda repopulation camp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639465
I don't even live in the Mist Continent and Pandas aren't even endangered anymore! They're just lazy retards!

[Anonymous No.]

Kej wife~
Kej life~

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639478
>wanting a loose whore for a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639409
>>44639465
>Grizzly
35% of Nectar theft and 17% of Alraune rapes are because of those hairy bastards. I won’t be silenced for the truth!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639318
What are you on about? I can buy it by the pallet at my grocery store.

[Anonymous No.]

being an uber driver in mg city is tough, I'm constantly harassed and this is the fourth time this month I'm cleaning slime out the seat cushions

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639495
>cleaning out slime instead of cleansing slime
Buy a Shoggyota already. Have some self-respect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639495
>you're not going to leave without giving me my "special sauce," right driver?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639495
>gachashit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639503
This is a Kikia house, goddammit!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639509
>GPS says crazy Slav nonsense instead of crazy Tekeli nonsense
>stupid cleaning feathers get everywhere
>neither has a death ray or flux capacitor
Both meido cars are garbage. Gremlin is the superior car, real men want their rides filled with grease and electric.

[Anonymous No.]

Why be an adventurer when you can run an overpriced inn catering to adventurers? They all need beds and food while on the road and you can overcharge for when monster adventurers need a love hotel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639562
>why not sell aphrodisiacs and clean up jizz all day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639553
Just electric for me, thanks. Powering a car with my wife's orgasms means unlimited range.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639562
I’m gonna be a farmer with a generic, repeatable fetch quest that gives out produce as a reward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639578
>not climbing directly onto your wife for transportation
You caroids disgust me. Bet you have sex in the car like some deviant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639595
I can't fog up the windows or make fun suspension noises if I'm not in a car...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44637787
>>44637741
>>44637822
It hits close, I used to make this kind of joke but I quickly learned to just shut the fuck up. I just.want to hug that chesh until she smiles again.
>>44637270
I love a good cigar, she has good tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638310
I like to think that I won't get scared, wear a balaclava or any mask that can hide my face, take long knife and pictures of my favorite species.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639595
If you get a sandworm wife, you can ride in your wife instead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638527
I think the average man doesn't want someone much more than an inch or so taller than him
Something about emasculation
Large Women would have their comers for sure (like me) but not in excessive numbers I don't think

[Anonymous No.]

Caturday ?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638383
Bros, she just invited me over for Netflix and chill. Now, five years later we have three kids. There was never any Netflix...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639637
Good, you shouldn't use this Jewish propaganda tool

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639575
Non sentient slimes would solve that problem, of course then you would have to deal with those cum slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639625
Sounds like the average man is a faggot and it’s up to us to pick up the slack. Give me two huge girls to sandwich me between.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639658
You're the feminine faggot, shortstacks are based and more enjoyable

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if you sneak into a kunoichi’s home and sleep in her closet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639665
>yeah i want less woman actually, i don't want as much, i'm on a diet
deranged

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639680
You trip the snare just behind the front door before you even get to the closet and have to stew silently in the shibari knots for a couple of hours until she gets home
No one quite knows how they can get ropes to do that on their own

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639665
Sounds like you just can’t deal with a woman being taller than you and you need to man up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639665
alp behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639631
It's always Caturday.

[Anonymous No.]

>post portal convergence
>the initial conflict of the united forces of Earth fending off the on-pouring monstergirls has stopped, for now
>there is now a big super duper important negotiation between a monstergirl representative; a Lilim, and a human representative
>the human representative does not appear to be some politician or world leader the Lilim might have been informed of, but is instead a business man from the "World Economic Forum"
>the meeting has been going on for hours as the human representative makes his ultimatum
>"Now... If your kind really wants to start co-existing in our world, you are going to have to consider OUR demands. We; the governments and military forces of the world. Will allow your more of your kind to come in and settle down as inhabitants with no conflict. BUT! In return, YOU WILL have to implement our economic and socio-political plans. You will allow ESG and DEI to be implemented as rules for your businesses to operate if they want to do business in OUR world. You will also take in diverse ethnic Global South minorities into your world as opposed to the Global North peoples. And you better make sure the Global South ethnicities are treated like the angels they are because otherwise. It'll be a bad hit to your ESG Score and will force us; our world armies, to take drastic action. That is the price and compromises you must make in order to establish peace and if you also want to do business with us. After all, we still have the technological edge over you and your kind. You might have magics but we still have the technology and science to counter you... Do I make myself clear, and do we have a deal???"

What happens or what is the outcome?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639824
Exported Africans, dark matter bombs, race traitors, and a happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

I unironically think cu sith is a good girl and good waif material.

>Inb4 fuck off, mick
No, I'm not the mick or part of his shitposting squad.

[Anonymous No.]

Be a brave courageous madlad by romancing, wooing and charming The Grand Inquisitor of The Order.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639824
>Lilim orders a worldwide dark matter bombing

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639899
Stay in your shitpost thread you off-topic retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639824
It doesn’t even get that far as all of (those) people are taken out like the scum they are at the start of the invasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>Dudebro alp that watched sportsball with you
>Is a big fan of the your favorite team's arch rival
>Will sexually bully you hard if his team beats yours
>Will be sexually bullied hard if your team beats his

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639824
>You will also take in diverse ethnic Global South minorities into your world
How is it that both mick and /tg/faggot got the blacked fetish roughly around the same time? This is the second time he's trying to inject that shit into his drivel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639824
Why would Mamano even negotiate with genocidal maniacs such as the WEF? One of the few irredeemable groups of humans.

[Anonymous No.]

This is the most obvious raid I've seen in some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640009
Where there is one pest others are bound to follow soon.
It reads like a typical barely relevant /tg/ shitpost except /pol/flavored.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639742
Let's go, a new one for my folder

[Anonymous No.]

>Hiking through the snowy mountains
>Come across a large lodge
>Appears to be occupied
>Decide to go in for rest and to warm up
>Open door
>Immediately lock eyes with a whitehorn
>She has the deer-in-headlights look
>She says nothing and keeps staring you down uncomfortably
>Decide to back out and leave
>Immediately bump into a creature behind you
>It's her, what appears to be, identical twin sister
>She stares you down as well, but with rape in her eyes
>Look back to the first whitehorn you saw
>Her shocked stare is now a rape stare
>Black out for some unknown reason

[Anonymous No.]

>the troll thread gets pushed over the bump limit
>suddenly it stops getting any replies at all
>instead the real thread gets swarmed with religion and politic based baiting
really makes you think, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640120
Stop.

Talk about whitehorns instead.
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640124
As a believer in affirmative cuddling, I'll be thinking of yetis instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640119
ey that's what you get for not knocking - it's rude as hell and warrants behavior correction

[Anonymous No.]

Waking up early to make breakfast for Amazoness wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640134
Day 1
>Wake up early at 6am to make breakfast for kiki wife
>Notice she's already out of bed
>She made breakfast for you instead
Day 2
>Wake up early at 5am to make breakfast for kiki wife
>Notice she's already out of bed
>She made breakfast for you instead
Day 3
>Wake up early at 4am to make breakfast for kiki wife
>Notice she's already out of bed
>She made breakfast for you instead
Day 4
>Wake up early at 3am to make breakfast for kiki wife
>Notice she's already out of bed
>She made breakfast for you instead

Turns out her kiki-sense causes her to wake up before you, no matter what time you attempt to get up, so that she can serve you like a good housewife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640148
Make lunch for her then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640148
tie her to the bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640148
Day 5
>Attempt to avoid falling asleep, as your wife can't get up before you if you never sleep
>She sings the most lovely lullaby
>Wake up late at 10am to m--GODDAMMIT
>Have your wife for breakfast instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640126
Whitehorns are good cuddlers as well. And, you can cuddle them on the go as you ride on their back.

>>44640133
Behavior correction from whitehorns involve, lovemaking, kissing, freshly baked cookies, and surprisingly fresh warm milk. Almost so fresh, that you'd think that a holst lived nearby, but no, no holst for a 100 miles.

[Anonymous No.]

google:
>>44640167
bing:
>>44640169

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640167
>Fall asleep after breakfast from high carb food
>Wake up
>She has lunch ready for you

>>44640169
>You wake up to find the ties and rope neatly placed on the bed stand

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640148
Kiki doesn't sleep because she's already living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44638292
Brother...

[Anonymous No.]

Really need me a Kiki to shit on my chest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639925
>>44639982
>>44640014
In defense of the W.E.F. Representative. He and his fellow billionaire, political and occult Cabal members have Moloch's favor and or are faithfuls to Moloch, so if that /pol/ Anon's goal is to make him threatening. He could've gone:

>"Listen here miss Lilim. Don't you dare think you can Waltz in to our world thinking you can Control us. WE and I MYSELF! Are the true masters of this world. Not YOU! Not the 'elected' governments! Not Gods or Faith but us!!! Though Lord Moloch has blessed us with boons for the offers and sacrifices we've made in his name. So we and Him rule this world, so either you sign with our terms peacefully or we continue this war... Can you, your kind and 'Demon Lord's continue this war? We and Lord Moloch can!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640395
nobody cares

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640182
The trick is to make her lunch when she's out to buy some supplies in the shop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640182
>You wake up to find the ties and rope neatly placed on the bed stand
oh, she ruined my shibari I practiced so long for her... guess she really does hate me, doesn't she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639665
Wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639164
I don’t fear the Mofuzuka. Their unmofu’d tails must fear me.

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be abducted and smuggled into Zipangu inside fox tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640643
mofu vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640446
>get 1-shot by a 3 meter tall monster knight, wielding a sword taller than you and wearing armor that looks an inch thick
>wake up in a giant bed and see the knight's equipment hanging neatly on the wall
>you're a little stiff from having a sword rammed through your chest, but after a few minutes you're able to get up and walk around
>downstairs you find an absolute titan of a kikimora cooking breakfast

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640692
Better be in a naked apron, if so she’s getting bent over the counter and impregnated.

[Anonymous No.]

>getting "eaten" by a sandworm
>getting eaten by a sandworm
Both are excellent outcomes. But I'm also a vore fag, so take what I say with a grain of salt.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640847
can my grain of salt be a .45?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640867
You don't have the strength or skill to effectively fire a .45

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640867
Are you really surprised the vorefag likes sandworms?
It's only natural. Kinda like how pedophiles like baphomets, zoophiles like centaurs, trannies like cat girls, aspies like foxes, and patricians like minotaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641049
Sure, but I can still give them my personal grain of salt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641078
No. Give slugs your salt

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641112
Honestly I despise the idea of giant slugs. Utterly disgust me in a way I never knew until I saw them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641134
That's how I feel about alps and matangos

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641174
>alps
heckin' cute and valid
>matangos
agreed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640178
On the contrary, a Yeti can princess carry you to your bed her bed now cradled in her warm, fluffy paws, and she’s really strong so it’s no burden on her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641174
>>44641188
mushroom, most undead and lamia types are just a big no on to me.
wonder if by irony one of them capture me first
Do mamano have a sixth sense on which man would prefer them?

[Anonymous No.]

You will be forced to read a teenage phantom's 3 million word self-insert fic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641284
I unironically enjoy reading trash as long as the grammar isn't too bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641134
Same. It's the only monster that I consider worse than a sith. It would have been better to just to make her a slime and then give her a snail shell or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641279
>Do mamano have a sixth sense on which man would prefer them?
Pretty sure they canonically do.
>>44641298
Could you take something like Full Life Consequences but written by a monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641321
There's a bunch of mamano that need a remake either just by their art or their concept. Though, they aren't popular in the first place so I'm not surprised they don't get a visual refresh (at least).

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641332
I wish beezle would get a refresh.

She's the only fly I wouldn't swat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641323
Full Life Consequences is a postmodern masterpiece.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641323
Machinama is garbage a step below fan fiction. If it was anything that was 'most hits' on fanfiction.net then sure, I'd read it, maybe enjoy it.
[Spoiler]honestly, I just enjoy stuff that takes the story in a new direction. I was obsessed with Naruto fanction ~2013 so a good bunch of what was trending was perfect. I've had to move onto AO3 just for new content for new IPs. Fanfiction.net is kind of garbage in terms of new stuff[/spoiler]

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>>44641370
oops lol

[Anonymous No.]

Pilky with my tendies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640373
Youkai are VERY fond of humans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641455

[Anonymous No.]

How do monster girls deal with depressed and apathetic anons?
I'm talking about those so touch starved that a mere hug has them flinching XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641377
Violet Evergarden would be what? An Automaton because of her arm prosthesis?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5XzGyjEkkc

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642111
Big girls are 4 me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641049
>aspies like foxes
This hits too close to home, please delete

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642119
POV: You just told the local shrine maiden you’re single.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642111
>"Why yes, I am his chief consort, why do you ask?"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I will not be defeated by hags

[Anonymous No.]

I will not defeat hags

[Anonymous No.]

i'll form an armistice with hags

[Anonymous No.]

There is no certain outcome when it comes to me interacting with hags.

[Anonymous No.]

Hags imply umpleasnt
I jst want a nice 25+YO Oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642268
You will get a very angry haku beating down your door

[Anonymous No.]

You haven't experienced true snu-snu until she starts going "Ora, ora, ora!" while pummeling your pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

Is it gay to fuck a reverse trap Alp?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>go to not!Mexico to find ocelomeh waifu
>find a bunch of goblins instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44640148
>secretly set up a trail camera in your bedroom so you can see how this keeps happening
>set your alarm for a few hours earlier than usual without telling your wife
>she's awake with breakfast, just like she always is
>check the camera
>an hour before your alarm goes off, your kiki sits straight up in bed
>rolls out of bed and starts jumping and running around like she's being chased by something
>sprints out of the bedroom towards the kitchen

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642323
If you want to find oceleomeh, try baiting one out from the jungle with a steaming mug of hot chocolate
It's a well known fact that ocelomeh warriors drink hot chocolate on the regular, and their leaders drink several dozen cups of the stuff a week!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642283
Haku worst cow. Stop trying to teach me grammar, I just wanted milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642312
Alps are gay

[Anonymous No.]

What does this fox say?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642381
profit is the unpaid wages of the masses

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642366
the hot chocolate kot is also a hot, chocolate kot

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

What colour does an oni go when she blushes?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44634005
How insulting or mean would it be to call Mindflayer-chan(s) an aberration?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642198
I love bunyip and I will rape one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642537
maybe a 2 out of 10

[Anonymous No.]

Loving cuddle sex with ear nibbles > rape

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642552
If a bunyip freezes up when she looks at a man imagine how she would react if he walked up to her and started stroking her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642582
why not both?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642604
pov, you tried to high five a hebi

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642604
>telling hebi you're not really a snake guy but you'll take what you can get

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642604
hi Fate, i'm dad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44641049
What about people who like vampires

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Get it, sit down, shut up, and hold on

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642651
Dorks attract dorks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642744
Vampires are NOT dorks. Go way dhampir!

[Anonymous No.]

>social media posts of horny White Western guys who may or may not be sex tourists, having sex or just had sex with Zipangese highschool girls
>Social Media photo posts of said horny White guys showing them fucking or just got done fucking the Zipangese highschool girls of questionable legal age
>one of the guy's even did the unthinkable in which he just cum inside the girl he's fucking -
>Actually no- most of these guys save for one, practically impregnated these Zipangese highschool girls
>They post and brag how the conquered and "defiled" these poor little virgin JKs
>One of them commented "can dumb demon pussy beat sweet virgin human JK pussy!?"

So should I tell and spoil them Anons? Should I enlighten these middle age losers the "human Zipangese highschool girls" they just fucked and creampied are pyrows, literal succubi or even fox maidens and nekomata in human disguise? They're right, they fucked virgins. But they ain't leaving Zipangu even after their "week long trip" has ended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642760
Make me.

[Anonymous No.]

big booty bunny, big booty kakauen, or big booty hatter?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642857
Hatters with big asses have been done plenty and a large rump on a bunny wouldn't look as impressive with her legs, so I pick booty monke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642972
so you dont like the big thighs that come with the big ass?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44636826
I’d be interested to see if we got any of the new girls in a contest tbqh or if they’re still considered Quasimodo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642827
This is nsfw, you cant just do that to a monster's ears in public

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643024
Nothing wrong with big thighs, but bunny legs go beyond that.

[Anonymous No.]

Succubus loves to play with herself.

[Anonymous No.]

>Let me play you the song of my people

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643081
what? you can handle but a simple bunny?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643190

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643041
I'd like it if we did random monsters for each contestant or a shortlist of monsters with fuck all content - which would include paywallizard 1 and paywallizard 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643190
>>44643231
which one do I run?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643273
were.bat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643273
Doesn't matter, neither can get rid of the Succuvirus

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643273
Install gentoo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643293
succuvirus is cute though
she cleaned up my desktop

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643140
>gets leg’d midgame
A legit human victory for once.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642604
>sending the single guy in to do the business pitch to the shirohebi clients
What cutthroat tactics won't monsters resort to?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643332
She's a BonziBuddy that tells you to upload nudes and put your penis in the disk drive

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643392
I prefer it when the succuvirus doesnt know what I look like until I upload an image and my pc overheats

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643239
>paywall1 and 2
Only one has an article, and it’s lame.

[Anonymous No.]

Kikimoras dislike the microwave

[Anonymous No.]

>>44634130
I will go to bed with Haku-sensei, not even for sex ed class but just for plain ol sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643515
I want to microwave my tea water in front of a hatter.

[Anonymous No.]

white haired foxes are the ones youre supposed to trust, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643544
>when even the mad hatter thinks you are too mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643577
>Sipping stops.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643575
White hair with red streaks or highlights is the single most dangerous fox type in existence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643575
Of course, they're the most trust worthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643575
Of course. White hair is a sign of pureness of the heart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643575
No, pink-haired foxes are the most trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

kiki "accidentally" threw shoggy in the washing machine again

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, why does "Weakness: dog" appear on my stat sheet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643634
>>44643644
>>44643615
thanks guys.
what does Keikaku mean btw? she said that when i accepted her proposal for a date.
>>44643690
youre glowing too hard cupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643765
You're fine as long as she didn't cover her face with a fan and go 'ufufu...'

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643788
does this count as a "fan"?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643754
it means you're in for a ruff time
and by ruff I mean gangraped by the kobold kult

[Anonymous No.]

>>44639625
The average man doesn't want someone taller than him because the average tall woman is a cunt to men shorter than her.

[Anonymous No.]

Going to make my case to the master necromancers on why they should all band together to let me ressurect an older chief god so I can fuck her.

[Anonymous No.]

Pharaoh insemination

[Anonymous No.]

kikimora for bed only

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to build a giant magnet to drag all of dragonia's dragonium and possibly dragons to my den

[Anonymous No.]

dumsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643444
What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643765
Imagine denying an eros fox, couldn't be me.

[Anonymous No.]

Powering my supervillain base with a volcanos geothermal heat and having the feedback from the lossless demon silver batteries turn my evil lair into a lava golem orgy rave

[Anonymous No.]

>>44637084
Every monster is smug until they hear
>She's weak to anal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644008
Except for sandworms, who don't have anuses.
Technically they do but it's on the outer shell and you wouldn't be able to reach it under normal circumstances.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644030
>Except for sandworms, who don't have anuses.
https://exhentai.org/s/912f0bbf5c/2553708-40

[Anonymous No.]

Big oni tits

[Anonymous No.]

Don’t trust anything metal a raiju gives to you. Odds are she is trying to shock you it somehow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644223
How could she give her own husband the ol' spicy keychain?

[Anonymous No.]

which monster makes the best burgers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644284
bogie burg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644284

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644298
funny burgers that are sold while the circus is going on are amazing
>>44644305
holsts do make good burgers since they also make the french fries

[Anonymous No.]

I want to eat a lunchbox/bento made by my oni wife so fucking bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644284
Hellhounds. She knows the way to a mans heart is through a tasty burger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644081
He probably weighs as much as a single tit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644428
on one hand, hellhound hair and sweat in burg
on other hand, hellhound hair is spicy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644305
Battle cattle!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644439
Her burgers consist of 1/2 lb ground beef comprised of 70% Beef, 10% Demon Beast Pork 20% fat, 2 slices of pepperjack cheese, a table spoon of togarashi that was blessed by an ancient evil fox. a raw onion and devil mustard harvested from the volcanic ashlands. No bits of fur or hair as she takes cooking very seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643996
with eros foxes they let you deny their advances exactly three times.
but the fourth time? they force their way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644081
>I'm in danger

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644648
What does this vixen want?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644648
I’m raping her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644653

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644653
Your blood

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644701
Yeah but she also isn't wearing any underwear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644718
via seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644701
>>44643745
HOLD UP

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644696
You ain't doing the raping bruh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644792
t. Soon to be raped over confident vixen

[Anonymous No.]

Jiiiii...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644753
Just proves that shiro is best fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642646
Yes, yes you will be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44642552
The best advice is: "Crikey, just put your thumb in her bumhole..."
Works every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644823

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644850
Is that wolf on the right okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644865
I think she be embarrassed about being the odd one out

[Anonymous No.]

>being defeated by foxes
Couldn't be me, I'll never be beaten by some wim

[Anonymous No.]

It’s easy to defeat foxes, most crumble with affection and most are womanlets so easy to manhandle

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644909
They sound very fun

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644884
>being the odd one out
I read that as the odd butt out for some reason. I need to take a nap.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644924
>tfw you need to get new clothes since fox stinky femcum never comes out of your clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644945
She can't help it, Anon. She gets very sensitive and flustered around males and can't help but cream herself when touched.

Also she's marking you, she will not stop.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44634005

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644981
>>>/vg/
>>>/vmg/
Stay on your containment boards.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644931
Think about butts more.

[Anonymous No.]

Holstaurs evolved from Minotaur after the current mamono lord took over.
Thus, we can conclude that they are the most optimized milkers of human semen. As such, you should submit to the cows.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644648
This fox seems mentally stable

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645072
thanks but im sticking with minotaur

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644965
so it gonna be a flood when I nibble her tits then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645055
We all exist in harmony here, from gachas to kemono. As long as they are monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645098
>kemono
nice try, kemono on its own refers to japanese furshit art. while kemonomimi refers to actual monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645098
>>44645114
Both are cute. Feels good being based and is-she-cutepilled

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645098
>>44645124
Kill yourself retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44644030
As a sandworm's husband, I can tell you that sandworm's have two anuses. One on the outer shell that discharges feces in a powdery form, or pasty if she's overhydrated. These feces are known as Spice in some communities and is a highly-addictive, life-extending drug. The other anus is on her tongue (the girl's body). It's non-functional and serves no other purpose than to please her husband, like most things on the girl's body.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645152
Be mad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645245
Furshit was never tolerated and never will be, kys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645255
Thank you for continuing your impotent rage

[Anonymous No.]

>>44634005
>Got caught and pinned to the ground
>Literally no chance of escape
>At least tеlling my potential rapist that I have never had sex and too afraid to do it
>blushing and covering face with my hands
Can I be released in that case?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645093
She is already dead
(of excitement induced heart attack)

[Anonymous No.]

I miss breathfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645280
He added absolutely nothing to the thread though.

[Anonymous No.]

I see mick is having another shitposting meltdown, sad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645321
>boogeymanning
one entire picture
six minutes ago

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645313
Fun things are fun anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645273
time for a trip down to the local lich and tell her she fucking died while I barely nibbled her tits, and if she can fix this quickshot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645344
He wasn't fun at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645313
He added soul. His dedication was undeniable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645350
do not fix quickshot
instead make her shoot several times a minute for an hour

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645361
>He added soul.
No the fuck he didn't, he was an annoying scatfag and if you think otherwise get the fuck out of here because you're obviously some outsider.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645351
>>44645344
I just wish he put a little more effort into it. It never seemed like a real thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645361
Being indistinguishable from a spambot isn't soul.

[Anonymous No.]

She looks like she is preparing to molest somebody.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645351
He was to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645440
She is in prime hand-holding position.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44643239
Am fine with that too. Would love to see takes on Beelzebub and Sea Slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645366
just enough she doesnt fucking croak but imma fuck her and then play with her pussy while a read a book then use her femcum as a way to turn the page
and its going to be an engineering textbook that I read aloud

[Anonymous No.]

How many men- or how few - truly know what they want in life?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645366
>quickshot has evolved into turboshot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645468
Is hand holding the only real defense against monsters?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645476
>>44645480
>brush fingertip against clit
>full body-shaking orgasm followed by passing out
This may be a problem if you ever want kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645500
At least you know she loves you, as she orgasms with every thrust and begs you to slow down because she's too sensitive.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645400
He was not a scatfag.

>>44645411
He posted a lot more than the usual sniffing breath posts. Interesting scenarios, greentext shorts, and actively tried to rerail threads that were getting derailed by shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645478
MEN! WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645480
>is now undead so no limits on how many times she can cum
>and even more sensitive

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645521
Fuck off yes he was, he posted about his shit fetish and forgot to take his name off because he's a dumb fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645478
Pirate ship with the boys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645531
its an abstract kind of pleasurable hell for her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645478
robots

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645525
TO CRAUSH YER ENEMES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AN' TO HEAR THE LAMENTATSHUNS OF THE WEMEN

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645534
He didn't forget to take off his name, he outright refused too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645531
There's always memes about dick destroying monsters, but imagine the kegal cramps she'd get from what would practically be one long continuous orgasm for hours.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645521
>actively tried to rerail threads that were getting derailed by shitposters
Would have helped if his attention whoring itself wasn't derailing threads every time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645534
It was established that someone else used his name to falseflag him.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645521
fuck off, it's obvious it was you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645400
>>44645534
>>44645599
damn bro. are you still this assblasted by a namefag thats been gone for months now?
lol. lmao even

[Anonymous No.]

Telling my mg childhood friend that she would look better if she was pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645633
He's our local mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645635
That takes time, so better not delay it.

[Anonymous No.]

Reptilian behind

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645579
she undead they dont feel that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645582
Spergazoids will find the smallest thing to derail a thread over. Sure, the name didn't help, but it wasn't the cause. Need only mention siths, alps, femdom vs. maledom, vtubers, gatcha, ntr, etc, etc. to get them going into a downward spiral. It's like walking on eggshells with them.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish my country was taken over by "lizards".

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645677
Thick tail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645693
i want to milk her

[Anonymous No.]

I'm a funny kot fucker and my real is unironically a variant of Tom, feel good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645584
>It was established
No, it wasn't. The only retard posting that lie was the scatfaggot and other retards that wanted him to shit this thread up more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645684
>It's like walking on eggshells with them.
Why not leave and make your own thread then? Oh wait, we just had the "sperg-free" alt thread and none of you morons wanted to actually maintain it beyond the first day or so.
I guess leeching off the "spergazoids" is easier, eh?

[Anonymous No.]

>subhuman retard starts pushing furry
>someone appears to suck scatfag's dick
What a coincidence, again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645712
Find a kotwife named Molly and it's perfect.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645650
She's currently in a catatonic state. Maybe i shouldn't have told her tha

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645723
get the fuck over it you screeching retard
use your fucking filter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645718
Timestamps verify it wasn't him. Posts too close together show multiple people using the same moniker that thread and in the threads after.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645684
[shrug] Tards gotta reeeee...
You can't fix them, you just ignore the whole fake-drama they crave.
Or sometimes it spurs a random greentext just to 'take the mickey' of their shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645721
Spergs don't add anything of value to threads. And a sperg making a sperg-free thread in an attempt to threadsplit, doesn't prove anything

[Anonymous No.]

Thinking about half naked Holstaurs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645773
You stand out and it's extremely obvious. Stop bothering and just go back.

[Anonymous No.]

>mention breathfag
>thread derails
damn is the hateboner for him still that strong?
dude was harmless if not a bit robotic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645788
Topless or bottomless? Or in like, assless chaps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645684
Fuck off shoggocks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645812
It's just the usual pests. We are overdue them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645824
Who?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645843
I never figured out who that was.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645813
assless chaps, imagine the beef

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645782
>Spergs don't add anything of value to threads
They are majority of these threads though, whether like it or not and as such they are the ones who do in fact add everything to this place. Somehow just a wrong pic makes everyone migrate and abandon thread, sorry but you are just vocal minority with the whining about gatekeepiong.

[Anonymous No.]

my least favourite thread pest is miss arachne. she is always leaving her silk in inconvenient places

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645860
>spiders always have neck and face high strings and webbing
Imaging getting clotheslined by an arachne's silk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645867
She leaves some on the ground as well.
It's always embarassing to have silk on your shoe, like walking around with a bit of toilet paper stuck to your sole

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645855
You couldn't be more wrong if you tried.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645877
She does it in purpose. It's one of her ways of marking you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645885
>lalala you are wrong and I am right
Every time, no argument as always

[Anonymous No.]

All I want is to have sex with my monsterwife, but autists are the reason they refuse to open the portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645867
>>44645860
Miss arachne needs to be more considerate of blind anon. He can't see her webs so he just keeps walking into them!
On the plus side, at least she is trying to work wtih him to make a network of silk so he can get around the den by touch

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645905
This world doesn't deserve portals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645813
>Topless or bottomless?
Thats the neat thing
>holstaur wife always walks around half naked at home
>somedays bottomless, somedays topless
>regardless, she always leaves a snail trail of either her love juices, or her milk
>sometimes she slips on her trail with a loud smack when she hits on the floor, coincidentally landing on whatever half was uncovered
>after two or three times of slipping on her nectars, she grows tired and starts agressively hunting me through the house, lifts me with one arm and uses me to plug the leak

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645918
>exhibitionist monsterwife who always goes bottomless and snail trails everything because of how turned on it makes her
>have to have plastic on all the furniture

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645895
Why would I argue with a self-admitted sperg on a site where threads are frequently deleted?
What do I gain from that? Other than wasting my time and raising your blood pressure?

[Anonymous No.]

the nude beach... is not a place for single men

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645934
>>44645918
This is when you start pulling out the nipple pasties/vag sticker enchanted with purity seals, only place that should get that messy is the bed/whatever hapless piece of furniture you decide to break that day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645944
I would never go to a nude beach.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645860
seems like arachnes would be very notorious posters here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645956
You will get accosted by a pair of monsters saying you haven't done your suncream properly.
They will then sandwich your body between their naked bodies, as to protect you from the dangerous UV rays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645944
i dont care, imma gonna find a welsh giant rabbit girl and gonna fuck her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645970
That actually sounds kinda cozy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44645940
>complains about muh spergs adding nothing to the thread
>gets into a pointless argument and refuses to actually argue, just complains about spergs
the irony is just palatable

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>>44645695

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>>44645988
If only, if only there was a place we could all go to be free of this.

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>>44645970
oh no not being stuck between an oiled up hellhound and amazon on a hot day where they are both nearly twice as big as me oh no how will I ever cope

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>>44646002

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>>44645988
Where did I complain or argue?

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>>44646002
>Hi honey

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>>44646001
This but creamy skinned big titted elves

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>>44645934
>>44645951
Just buy specially enchanted furniture. It will absorb the mess, convert it into pure mana and use it to keep itself clean. As an added bonus, if your wife is overproducing, or if you like doing ''certain activities'' on top of the furniture, you could even use it to charge your beanpad.
Never deny your wife her right to walk around the house free from human constraints such as clothing. She does it for you, after all.

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>>44646001
>tfw no jabber auntie and dragon niece combo piece meal

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>>44646009
Fucking cute.

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>>44646032
Yeah, to be fair I probably would do a lot of casual touching, just because it's all out in the open.

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At last! I managed to die a virgin and my soul has passed on to the afterlife, now I'm safe for good! I can just chill forever and never be bothered by monsters again. After all, they can't come get me in the realm of the afterlife itself. Right? Haha, right? There's no monsters in Helheim right? There can't be!

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>>44646081
>tfw no ghostly translucent banshee gf

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>>44646081
Sorry, anon, get ready to be mobbed by very pent up angels. Hard to get someone up there that hasn't already had their soul entwined with a monster, hope you enjoy the feeling of feathers and mountains of angel milf flesh

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>>44646081
i haven't heard about any wisp biker gangs

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>>44646108
Of course you haven't because they're not wisps. They're Hel's angels.

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>>44646081
According to the MGE canon, you monsterize into a zombie, mummy, or skeleton (depends on how you were buried and how long you've been dead) once your corpse comes into contact with mamono mana, and you will become the wife to a man that loves you very much.

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>>44646126
hhhhehe

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>>44646081
>Seconds later

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>>44645934
>old dragon refuses to wear clothing of any kind
>says they're a symbol of oppression because the empire made her wear a saddle and harness back in the old days

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>>44646136
Not how monsterization works. You have to shitpost better than that

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>>44646149
then she must accept the consequences of sex at any moment

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>>44646147
>die
>be in afterlife itself
>still fucking run into at least one fox
I hate foxes so much!

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>>44646081
You're gonna come back as a prime soul and get your ass kicked by a horny robot.

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>>44646160
It is. Hell, most pharaohs were men before their corpse monsterized.

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I like these dragons. This is blood dragon.

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>>44646167
I love foxes so much!

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>>44646181
What's the name of this artist again?

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>>44646181
>ywn have a low-level dragon gf

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>>44646167
where there are men, foxes are sure to follow.

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>>44646198
>https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/70458357
okamura

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>>44646206
foxes are baby crazy in all dimensions

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>>44646049
I hope auntie jabber is ready to get an anon shaped tan line on her chubby tummy

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>No update to KC's twitter in a month
He's gone for good isn't he bros?

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>>44646180
Nope. Undead incubi are a thing but your but about previous pharaohs being male, is not.
Again, you gotta shitpost better than that.

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>>44646204
The dragon loli is the first major skill gate, but she's easy to defeat once you've mastered the dodge mechanics. It's all a question of timing.

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>>44646241
Doesn't really matter, this thread will most likely just operate on a fork of the setting before paywall era while all the new shit will be reserved to his new twitter buddies.

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>>44646270
NTA, but KC did confirm the genderbent pharaohs in the QnA. That doesn't mean that any normal anon would turn into an undead mg. The zombie profile states they were female before.

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>>44646270
You only become an undead incubi if you marry an undead mamono before death or are immediately saved at the point of death as in the case of banshee.

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>>44646296
This wasn't really worth the image slot.

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>>44646298
you're also resurrected as one

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>>44646275
to defeat the dragon you must goose her

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>>44646310
That implies marriage first.

If you die before marriage, your body monsterizes into a female monster

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>>44646275
>>44646320
>powerslide beneath dragon
>slap her on the vulva
The dragon is now tamed.

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>>44646321
>That implies marriage first.
Nope.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_World_Guide_III:_Sabbath_Grimoire#Secret_Art_of_Raise_(p102)

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>>44646283
Cope and seethe.

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>>44646366
Since you're in the know why don't you tease some of the really secret stuff that he doesn't post on patreon and keeps to the circle?

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>>44646356
Yeah, like I said marriage first. Thanks for confirmation.

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Looks like KC's kemono page got finally updated. Not that there's much too look at tho.

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>>44646396
>april call for questions he just left hanging with no explanation
my sides

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>>44646377
I’m not in the know about anything. I am subbed to his patreon but not going to violate his rules because I don’t need the slav and his chinkoid paramour to be annoying.

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>>44646387
None of that implies needing marriage first, nor does it imply unmarried men turning into women.

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>shitpost thread finally dies
>now they all moved here
well this is gonna be fun

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>>44646409
>the slav
What's this, some spicy drama I missed? who got doxed this time?

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>>44646419
You made your bed. Now lie in it.

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>44646430
Still mad that everyone could sniff out your /tg/ - /troongays/ thread and rejected it, I see.

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>>44646423
Nobody. I just find it amusing that it’s been like 8 fucking months and you’re still this mad Mick my boy.

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>>44646447
It's been a productive eight months though.

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>>44646444
>>44646447
SEETHE
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T
H
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>>44641049
Yeah, like how chads go for demons.

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>>44646485
Everyone knows chads go for dormice.

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>44646467
Sounds like I'm not the one seething. You're a worthless roach, so obnoxious that people can instantly recognize you on an anonymous imageboard just from your autistic anger against thread culture, and no matter how hard you try to subvert and gaslight the thread you get immediedly found out and mocked. Sad.

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>>44646485
Chado

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>>44646495
Chads develop abs that are like warm beds of man-flesh for their dormice wives to sleep on

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>>44646517
I understand and respect Dormice because I want to sleep on Jinko abs myself.

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>>44646497
>sucking me off this hard
Stop it. You're making the alps blush

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>>44646525
Kappa probably want dudes built like E Honda for maximum ass slap potential.

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>>44646516
Hot

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>>44646590
Not as hot as a bedroom cuddle session with a horny yeti

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>polish kiki VERY not amused when you keep asking her about russian culture because the slav accent sounds the same to you

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Real dead hours.