/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

http://www.tenhou.net/0/?L7447

For beginners
Everything you need to know about tenhou itself can be found here http://arcturus.su/tenhou/

Explanations for the tiles, rules, scoring etc can be found here:
http://www.osamuko.com/complete-beginners-guide-to-online-mahjong-part-1-how-to-play/
http://www.ofb.net/~whuang/ugcs/gp/mahjong/mahjong.html
http://www.japanesemahjong.com/reachmahjong/intro.htm

Games to test your Knowledge:
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/mahjong/mahjong_e.html
http://arcturus.su/tenhou/scorequiz/yaku.html
http://arcturus.su/tenhou/scorequiz/
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/bamboo/bamboo.html

Hand Calculator: http://no-info.no-ip.info:6224/mj/mahjong.html

Try the singleplayer games first.

Playing without knowing what you do is not only frustrating for yourself but also for your opponents, a player that left because he couldn't ron for his no Yaku hand or because someone ron'd his discard just kills the whole fun for everyone.

Usually, a game lasts around 30 minutes, so please, if you're not going to stay until the end, respect the other players and don't join a new game.

Also keep in mind that Mahjong is more a game of "not losing" than straightforward winning.
Furthermore you play with 3 other people and luck plays a big part in it, so don't expect to win more than 1 out 4 games, especially not as a beginner.

If you read some of the linked sites and still have questions feel free to ask.

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Aww still butthurt?

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oh wow

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>>4463115

This is the first motivational I have ever agreed with.

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>>4463115
>Demotivational poster
>Trying to bully people over the Internet
What a sad manchild you are.

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>>4463122

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>>4463115

Dam right.

[Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. No.]

>>4463121

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>>4463115
Hahahahaha oh wow.

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>>4463115

I'm not sure whether this is supposed to be an insult or a compliment...

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>>4463124

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>>4463140

It implies that AoA relies mostly on skill to win his matches. Since 3p is luck based (moreso than 4p), he stands little chance against lucky players, regardless of how much skill he has.

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>>4463133

IF I SEE THAT IMAGE ONE MORE TIME

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>>4463154

[Anonymous No.]

LEAVE AoA ALONE!!

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>>4463115
>>4463121
>>4463124
>>4463126
Blatant samefaggotry, running imagespam scripts, and needing to request help from /b/ to disrupt the board... It doesn't take a genius to figure out you're the most frustrated person on /jp/.

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>>4463203

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Oh look, the desperate attention-whore is at it again. How exciting!

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>>4463146
Sure he is. I bet I easily can take on that faggot any day, though I don't have the patience for these online Mahjong thingnamajiggers

[Anonymous No.]

let's play mahjong instead of having gay internet slapfights

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>>4463325
Second. Brevity is the soul of wit.

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bump

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

Hey _Akagi_, could you please rewatch the game we just played ( http://tenhou.net/0?log=2010022323gm-0059-7447-x01aa2a9a77fa&tw=1 ) from my perspective?

Also, what's with the pinfu in ouras?

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tsumo more fags

[Anonymous No.]

This is bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>4465367
I did. Everlasting tenpai also happens to me, you can't do anything against it.

Isn't it alright to let a fellow Mahjong journeyman win from time to time? (honestly, I was fine with being second)

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you guys suck shit. even a NoName can beat AoA.

[Anonymous No.]

well shit

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>>4465591
>Anon can beat tripfag

And this is surprising how?

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Anyone who can tell me why I get this every now and then?

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>>4465811
Because you need to learn the rules of a game before starting to play it.

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>>4465811
What kind of thing would you want to see instead of that? Something like: "Ron! Points: 0"?

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>>4465811
What kind of thing would you like to see, instead of that? Something like: "Ron! Points: 0"?

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>>4465811

You're in furiten (e.g. your hand isn't worth anything). For the hand you posted, you'd either have to make a triplet of the EAST tiles you're holding or hope that the last tile dealt in the game is your winning tile.

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>>4465845
>You're in furiten (e.g. your hand isn't worth anything)
No. Furiten is when you have discarded a tile that could complete your hand, it has nothing to do with the value of your hand.

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>You're in furiten (e.g. your hand isn't worth anything)
>furiten
wat, furiten is when you already discarded one of your winning tiles and thus arent allowed to ron on it.
but yes, the hand is worth shit since it got no Yaku

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>>4465811
Try to riichi with a closed hand. Don't open your hand until you learn certain yaku.

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>>4465854
>furiten is when you already discarded one of your winning tiles (or you're in riichi and chose not to ron the first time around, or you're not in riichi and chose not to ron and did not deal a tile afterwards yet) and thus arent allowed to ron AT ALL

Fixed you there.

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks guys, I'll try and learn the multipliers before I try again.

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>>4465886 Try to riichi with a closed hand

As opposed to riiching with an open hand?

not counting what's called an open riichi that's worth 2 yaku by exposing your closed hand to everyone

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>>4465854

Then what's it called; No ten?

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>>4466117
>As opposed to riiching with an open hand?
http://tenhou.net/0/?log=2007071322gm-000b-0000-5b1164ae&tw=2&ts=8

noten is "no tenpai after exhaustive draw"

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>>4466163
What the fuck, how do you do that?

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>>4466117
It's called having a hand worth nothing.

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>>4466202

I'm curious to what ruleset they're using as well.

[Anonymous No.]

You can never win a game if Tenhou hates you.
http://tenhou.net/0/?log=2008042519gm-0041-0000-75f8ccd4&tw=1&ts=3

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>>4466202
http://www.osamuko.com/2010/01/30/grilled-chicken-and-flowers/

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>>4466236
What have you done.

[IN elite !EienteiYsU No.]

>>4466236
Has something changed?
Or is this just some kind of error?

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>>4466163

>20070713

Tenhou had lots of bugs when it was released back then.

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>>4462382
who is the china lady?

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and is that a clothesline in the background, why is she playing on water?

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>>4466462
Jenn, now go and buy her book

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>>4466462
I don't know but it almost made me want to play.

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>>4466462
>>4466541

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Beach
MAHJONG
The Only Way to Play

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>>4466552
Fuck! I wish to be the little girl.

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>>4466474
>and is that a clothesline in the background, why is she playing on water?

It's one of those mini waterfalls and shit because shit's oriental as fuck dude. There's like dragons and shit. Each mahjong set comes with your choice of concubines with names like Peach Blossom or Flowering Spring Lily. However, in the Japanese underworld of high stakes mahjong, it's sake and geishas every fucking day, and seppuku and bukkake for losers. Only the most powerful and talented players stand out and become living legends, forging empires from their success.

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>>4466577
But she's like 40.

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>>4466579
If I succeed, can I build my own empire? I wish to play on the water.

[Anonymous No.]

Let's make Kaori(Newbie-tan) the mascot of the mahjong thread instead.

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>>4466592
Fuck no. Less than ten years ago, a then-anonymous Japanese person did a fuck ton of math and divining and shit, based on a large amount of games by top players. Essentially, he reduced key decision points in everyday play to simple math. This heralded the age of 'digital' mahjong, where calculations are key.

Where once legends would be characterized by their power plays and deception, the ability to turn a losing situation around, a strong grip on the "flow" of luck itself, people learned to do the same by copying the simple analysis of past games.

The discovery sparked research into mahjong itself, and today universities in Japan have courses on mahjong. The days of hustlers and invincible legends are long gone.

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>>4466592
If you become good at mahjong you can have a team of 2 million little girls fill a lake with their tears for you to play on. And then you can rape them.

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bump

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>>4466644

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kog play me

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>>4466644
Well, if someone follows a algorithm for winning perfectly, that player is going to be very predictable.

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>>4466579
>There's like dragons and shit.

I'm pretty sure that's where Mudazumo is heading. Next arc: Saint George and Saint Martha convert the Tarasque and a dragon to Christianity after a heated mahjong duel.

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>>4466810
Fuck your manga bullshit. This guy is the real deal.

As a kid he hated gambling because of it made his father was a gambler. Then one day he declared he would become the fucking greatest mahjong player of all time to avenge his father's ruin. He got involved with yakuza and shit and was unbeaten for 20 fucking years. This is a true story.

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>>4467345
His Janki movies are totally fictional. He's like a WWE wrestler of mahjong world.

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>>>4467513
>fictional
>like a WWE wrestler
i lol'd, strange that there are still people who believe that bullshit

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>>4467345
His Janki movies are totally fictional. He's like a WWE wrestler of mahjong world.

Read this thread if you understand Japanese language.
http://namidame.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/mj/1258474944/

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>>4467345

I call bullshit, it's impossible to go unbeaten for that long in a game with a huge random element like mahjong.

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>>4467530
>He's like a WWE wrestler of mahjong world.

This gave me an idea. What if we combined mahjong and wrestling, like chessboxing combined, well, chess and boxing?

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>>4467558
Katayama already did it.

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Do you remember Andre?

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Jumbo Tsuruta and Antonio Inoki

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Shohei Baba

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end

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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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>>4467694
Whoops, KoG is here, time to do something else.

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What the hell AoA.

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>>4467738

see >>4463115

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>>4467738
wat

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>>4467738

log?

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>>4467738
>>4467753
>>4467754
>>4467763

Obvious samefag KoG.

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>>4467738
hi kog
time to go to bed now and let you two make love in peace

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>>4467774

Still losing?

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lol aoa is butthurt

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I need to stop declaring riichi when I have shitty waits.

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>>4467738

I DEMAND LOG NOW

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>>4467738
HOW

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>>4467738
EPIC WIN STICKY THIS SHIT!!!

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http://tenhou.net/0/?log=2010022406gm-0059-7447-xf04b7044bcdd&tw=0

Watch as I nearly lose a 30000-ish point lead.

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what the

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>>4467830

What's so strange about this image?

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>>4467738

THIS IS A PHOTOSHOP UNTIL LOG IS SHOWN

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>>4467830
lolololol kog trold u XDDDDD

[Anonymous of Austria No.]

DrySpell really has nothing better to do than ruin hands.
(to the right my first draws as dealer)

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>>4467844
cry more

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>>4467844

shut up fag

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>>4467844
lolololol trold by kogs bot XDDDDDDDDD

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inb4 404

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404?

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>>4467844

Yeah, I probably would have lost that game if someone better was playing in place of Dry.

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>>4467738

IS THIS A PHOTOSHOP OR REAL SOMEBODY POST THE LOG

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bump

this is flamoot. it's 2010 and i have a brain implant because i use drugs. i know how this sounds. but stories of going schizo from hallucinogens are only myths

lsd and shrooms etc are as mind opening as the rumours say, but it is a big secret because the government is performing crowd-control on the people who know about them. on the number of psychedelic users in society... they can only handle so many of those kinds of people. but psychedelic users are mostly young and hip and feel things deeply and are thus perfect victims for the very evil.

very

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[PLAY] SATEN KoG55 DrySpell
oh shit

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>>4467830
Here is one just like that.

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>>4467885

Wonderful, a game that's shit.

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buump

if psychedelics were allowed to spread through the population at the natural rate, people would become impossible to control in the painful and bizarre ways they control us. this includes brain implants. tear-away children of nobody families are isolated and disconnected over the course of a few years and then given implants that let the rich wear their skin like a suit. think one in a million. and god. believe me

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buuump

in other words we are being controlled brutally by pedophile overlords with high technology who despise us. people like you and me but horny and rich

Google 'drug critter linux' for the app these pics are from. I had to take my links out but see youtube.com/user/toomalf for vids also use tinyurl 'ygbmj9r' for a google group where i discuss the implant, i thought it was aliens or the signlarity but it isnt >_>

<_<

>_+

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>>4462381
We are tired of your spam and bullshit at www. anon eraseThisOK talk .com. Stop fucking with us. You owe Sysop over $10,000 USD due to your harassments. Pay up by donating.

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buuuump

hi this is 0 of 15 or so. ty
08:36 < flamoot> hi
08:36 <@Pnutbot> privet, flamoot
08:36 < filthee> yea thats all you need
08:36 < THC> not sure if its good enough to see it
08:37 < flamoot> [url revoked]
08:37 < flamoot> i have an implant
08:37 < THC> oh is it cool i musta forgot
08:37 < filthee> its a last hope anyway
08:37 < flamoot> the rich wear our skin with vr/telepresence
08:37 < THC> then i already own a cheap microscope
08:37 < filthee> lol
08:37 < flamoot> gender-confuse us electrically and make us touch ourselves
08:37 < flamoot> because they can't chip girls this way they're too well-accompanied and believed
08:37 < flamoot> hard to isolate
08:37 < flamoot> god listen to me
08:38 < filthee> go ahead and speak
08:38 < flamoot> k ty
08:38 < flamoot> so usually i'm on hold with a friendly ai

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buuuuump

hi welcome to 1 of 10
08:38 < flamoot> 08:27 <flamoot> its the rich
08:38 < flamoot> 08:27 <flamoot> or just police
08:38 < THC> i should try and get somebody to get me a cheap microscope for my birthday
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> a lot of the time
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> but a person or group of them will come in
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> and fuck around
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> and be a real asshole
08:38 -!- Irssi: Pasting 5 lines to #shroomery. Press Ctrl-K if you wish to do this or Ctrl-C to cancel.
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> and it'll take me time to realize it's not friendly anymore
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> sometimes they'll just dial the intensity or something up and down
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> while it loops
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> so i just feel someone's hand on the dial
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> you know
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i hate that
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> of course

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buuuuuump

two of ten
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> whatever
08:38 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> then like sex harassment
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> they'll pump your pleasure cente
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i camped alone
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> in 2008
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> while scientology was stalking me
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> stupidly
08:39 < filthee> lol
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i dont know why
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> i had to try twice
08:39 < flamoot> 08:28 <flamoot> compelled

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buuuuuuump

three ten
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> wtf
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> they operated on me
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> (foot)
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> now police chipo
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> -o
08:39 < THC> please stop man
08:39 -!- Irssi: Pasting 5 lines to #shroomery. Press Ctrl-K if you wish to do this or Ctrl-C to cancel.
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> it sucks
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> and wtf are they doing with the technology
08:39 < flamoot> 08:29 <flamoot> it means disclosureproject.org is about real technology even if its fake

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Gee, it sure is butthurt AoA running his spam script in here because he can't win a single 3p game

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>>4467989
Don't aggravate the situation, please.

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ilu AoA

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buuuuuuuuump

5/10
08:39 < flamoot> filthee: dopamine and serotonin
08:40 < filthee> lol
08:40 < flamoot> dopamine to like get people through the shower and to work where it talks to them
08:40 < flamoot> and once it made this horizon in my forehead
08:40 < flamoot> with physics
08:40 < flamoot> but it could have been post-huasca effects
08:40 < flamoot> tbh
08:40 < flamoot> but that would be dopamine and serotonin
08:40 < filthee> damn gimme some

[AoA No.]

BUTTHURT KOG SPAMMING A MAHJONG THREAD? BUTTHURT MUCH?

[KoG No.]

BUTTHURT AOA SPAMMING A MAHJONG THREAD? BUTTHURT MUCH?

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>>4468102
>>4468128
atleast try to get AoAs postname right

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>>4468135

Crikey!

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STOP BULLYING AOA YOU BAKA. REPORTED FAGGGOTS

[Anonymous No.]

LEAVE AOA ALONE!

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>>4468432

Isn't he already alone?

All the time?

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>>4468436

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lol aoa what a loser

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>>4468436

Yes he has no life and poor KoG is cyber bullying him :(

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>>4468500

:(

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>>4468537

；＿；

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ｷﾈｶｸﾏｽﾊﾘﾉﾚｷﾏ理の はのりしまきうよしはるるるるきひはきくす ｷﾉﾏﾘﾉﾖﾊｷ ﾉﾗｷｷ　のらき　ツ

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>>4467844
>>4467867
Yeah, Dry is a point dispenser. The only part I hate is when he lucks out and somehow makes big hands.

[Anonymous No.]

Who has a better record of winning: Harlaown or _Akagi_?

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>>4468602

KoG

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>>4468602
phoz

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>>4468612

Sup butthurt AoA

[Anonymous No.]

Problem, harph?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4468791
you suck

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>>4468791
stop using hax!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Harlaown?

More like HarlaOWNED, mirite?

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>>4468791

>KoG puts out four wind/honor tiles in a row

Stupid faggot troll

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>>4468893
That guy's pretty good, though.

[Anonymous No.]

so coolface is now kogs SRS BSNS account?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4469216

Hello KoG.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4469216

Every account not named phoz is a KoG bot

[Anonymous No.]

>>4469350
phoz is the real KoG. Even KoG's account is a bot.

[Anonymous No.]

People posting in the Mahjong thread when the lobby is empty. That's a new concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4469413
it's just kog samefagging

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>>4462382
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[Anonymous No.]

>>4469442

I doubt KoG has the capacity to samefag a thread for 24 hours straight. He probably gets 9 hours of sleep a night like every other child.