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Anonymous Wed Sep 13 00:30:17 2023 No.44615959 [Reply] [Original]

Their livelihood is kidnapping humans, and with their high levels of physical and magical strength, they are the strongest beings in Gensokyo.

Their personalities can range from cheerful to ferocious, and they can suddenly become belligerent with those they dislike. However, once they recognize someone as a friend, then their feelings will become intensely warm, and the idea of betraying or double-crossing you would become inconceivable.

What they detest the most are gossiping, cowardice, malice or unfairness.

Also, their emotional and mental discipline is considerably strong, and very few oni are not well-versed in the principles of Zen.

Oni can have a wide variety of physiques, from huge builds all the way down to short and petite.

But all of them have horns, and some also have fangs. A few have arms longer than humans with slouched postures.

What do they do with the kidnapped humans?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 00:31:58 2023 No.44615973 >>44615959 Suika is sexy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 00:34:15 2023 No.44615987 File: 519 KB, 1024x768, Suikas_armpit...waki_waki_shirosato_June_1_2014_suika_1g_sit_back_table_disembodied_hands_sweat_alc_fun.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44615959 I want to fuck suika

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 00:52:49 2023 No.44616067 >>44615959 >What do they do with the kidnapped humans? Breeding slave. Notice how no oni characters are male.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 00:57:12 2023 No.44616087 >>44615959 >What do they do with the kidnapped humans? Eat them, of course.

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Anonymous Wed Sep 13 01:03:23 2023 No.44616110

>>44615959
>However, once they recognize someone as a friend, then their feelings will become intensely warm, and the idea of betraying or double-crossing you would become inconceivable.
Is there any species of youkai more suited to the wife treatment?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 01:12:05 2023 No.44616165 >>44616110 I want to marry Yuugi!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 01:24:54 2023 No.44616236 >>44616165 I'm more of an Ibaraki Douji guy personally, but I get you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 03:03:20 2023 No.44616735 >>44615973 >>44615987 How can you choose the midget?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 03:32:00 2023 No.44616934 File: 107 KB, 529x600, made for giantess doujins.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44616735 She can make herself The Biggest.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 03:52:02 2023 No.44617047 >>44616934 Most Oni fans, however, are not fond of vore.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 04:03:41 2023 No.44617103 >>44617047 That aint the kind of hole you should be trying to get inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 09:58:08 2023 No.44619002 >>44615959 >What do they do with the kidnapped humans? Rape and/or eat. Going by the myths.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 11:00:05 2023 No.44620314 File: 114 KB, 809x1000, 1645386130983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44616735 I love her.

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Anonymous Wed Sep 13 11:42:50 2023 No.44620898
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You're in the wrong place trying to actually discuss this, you know the replies will be 99% mindless cooming from braindead zoomers. Hurr durr I want to fug the loli because I'm unironically a pedophile lel!!!!!111
In all seriousness, I recommend you reading books about Japanese fairytales if you're interested in such things. I have this one and it's fun to read with my kids, also good if you're trying to study Japanese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 17:06:27 2023 No.44623735 >>44620898 You want to have sex with Oni because you are a pedo. I want to have sex with a Oni because I like snu snu tier sex.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 17:09:19 2023 No.44623751 File: 581 KB, 1902x4093, bc7cfc8ed00e0d2e7d9cafa556427b62.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Suika!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 17:19:02 2023 No.44623820 >>44623735 But which oni?

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Anonymous Wed Sep 13 17:31:04 2023 No.44623894

>>44623820
Kasen seems like she would be the most gentle. She'll be rough just because of her oni nature, but otherwise try to make sure it's a pleasant experience.

Suika would be wild. Just harsh drunken sex that would most likely shatter your pelvis, at least the first time. She might also turn giant and toy around with you for a bit.

Yuugi would be the most controlled yet physically violent. Your pelvis would survive, but she would make sure your back is filled with scars just to make sure everybody knows who you belong to. That's how the underworld does things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 17:38:39 2023 No.44623954 >>44623894 >make sure your back is filled with scars imagine bringing her to such a strong orgasm that she bites your shoulder and leaves a big ass bite wound that she apologetically doctors up

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 18:39:04 2023 No.44624408 >>44615959 why is kasen there?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 18:50:39 2023 No.44624496 File: 432 KB, 600x800, __ibaraki_kasen_touhou_drawn_by_hell_angel__d3c611a39fc1e721113f15ab547f96b1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44615959 I may be a Suika kind of guy but I'll take one for the team and go with red Kasen

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 18:57:13 2023 No.44624540 >>44624496 Kasen the Red.

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Anonymous Wed Sep 13 19:05:16 2023 No.44624607
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>>44615959
Remember Yuugifags: Yuugi is a hard-core Virginia that flusters when she sees pda as simple as holding hands between young couples. She still believes that most intimate act you could do is kissing and that babies are grown in the fields.
Anyone that wants to love Yuugi will have to overcome an innocence so potent that not even a Lunarian could match it. There will be no help in teaching her either, all her peers are to scared of her strength to teach her the birds and bees much less hit on her, maybe Suika could help but she thinks its amusing so she doesn't interfere.
Any immodest behavior or risqué dress that she does is all stemming from a complete lack of knowledge of what is right and wrong. There are rumors that the owner of the hotsprings favors the mixed baths, but the rumors fail to take into account that she doesn't see why its improper as she lacks any real sexual knowledge. Yuugi can will invade your personal space in states of undress and once you're friendly will make herself ultra vulnerable to you. You may see things see under her loosely fastened kimono as she passes out from drinking with you in private, something she'll never do in public or around strangers as its a sign of immense trust in oni culture to pass under someone's care. Its important to realize that she isn't tempting nor testing you, and acting too soon will give her a confusion in par with a fairy discovering morals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 19:08:45 2023 No.44624635 >>44624607 You forgot the number one thing yuugifag warned us about: She is waiting for us to be isekai'd

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Anonymous Wed Sep 13 19:34:40 2023 No.44624842
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>>44624607
The trick is to go along with it and act just as naive as she is until Suika gets so annoyed by you two that she decides to take matters in her own hands and teach the two of you everything about sex.
Naturally, she'll opt for a hands-on lesson, which is how you'll end up with two oni wives.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 19:55:12 2023 No.44625031 >>44615959 >What do they do with the kidnapped humans? oni women (and loli) want a partner to drink with.

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Anonymous Thu Sep 14 14:35:48 2023 No.44632803
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>>44624842
That is if you resist her open and honest schoolgirl tier affections for that long. She WILL be writing you cheesy poetry that she punched into solid stone, in order to memorialize it for all time.
She WILL be too nervous to hold your hand under her own initiative. once you grab it she won't let go till the date is over
She WILL be too scared to kiss you on the cheek after your nth date. she'll be drawing cutsey yuugi <3's anon for weeks while daydreaming about it
She WILL be too embarrassed to be in the same room as you alone she's never been embarrassed before, even in the mixed bath and she doesn't know how to cope
And you WILL be happy

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 14:42:57 2023 No.44632931 File: 222 KB, 1400x1850, IMG_3236.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44623894 I want giant Suika to play around with me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 15:02:29 2023 No.44633165 >>44632803 I'm going to take her out on a date, have lots of fun with her, and then, after walking her home, I will gently plant a kiss on her forehead. And there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 16:26:31 2023 No.44633844 >>44632803 I bet she has a frilly diary

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 18:14:29 2023 No.44634619 >>44633165 If you’re going to kiss her forehead, you’re going to need a step stool to reach her and avoid that horn of hers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 18:20:52 2023 No.44634650 >>44632803 Very cute. I will now incorporate this into my own Yuugi related fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 18:24:13 2023 No.44634674 File: 966 KB, 961x815, 22124770_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44633165 >>44634619 Yuugi really likes it when you kiss her horn! You should definitely do that!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 18:31:40 2023 No.44634728 >>44632803 She is going to smash my head into the poetry rock once she realizes that I am not a mentally sound person when it comes to love.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 18:41:56 2023 No.44634804 >>44634674 Couldn’t hurt to try. I’m sure she’ll get a kick out of it. Could always just kiss her cheeks too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 01:17:19 2023 No.44637975 >>44632931 What if she accidentally drops you 30 feet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 01:31:16 2023 No.44638101 >>44637975 That’s a good point. Assuming she doesn’t catch you in time and you hit the ground, it depends on what you’re landing on/how hard the surface is and what part of your body takes the impact.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 01:31:27 2023 No.44638103 File: 233 KB, 1215x1153, ca0e807df2816e21f52067b644dc4263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oni! Oni! Oni!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 01:33:22 2023 No.44638126 >>44637975 This nigga didn't learn to fly after coming to Gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 01:37:05 2023 No.44638161 >>44638103 I am going to throw BEANS at this dumb Japanese goblin!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 01:40:55 2023 No.44638202 >>44638103 Suika is the sort of girl I'd love to have a drinking party with without it getting more than platonic. Something about her activates my cute daughter/friend part of my brain.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 14:37:22 2023 No.44643238 >>44638161 But Suika isn't really affected by them anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 17:01:24 2023 No.44644748 >>44643238 Alright, what if I force her into a twelve-step program?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 16 04:24:05 2023 No.44649580 File: 783 KB, 900x1200, __ibuki_suika_touhou_drawn_by_pekoneko__5434e0292dfda6b3d84e825a6a93590b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44644748 How would you do that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 12:19:20 2023 No.44664710 File: 245 KB, 850x1112, 1435435542259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just want a buff girlfriend/wife

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 12:23:04 2023 No.44664737 >>44664710 Some things are better left in the realm of 2D.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 20:16:31 2023 No.44668842 >>44638126 Too dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:06:49 2023 No.44680405 >>44668842 How could you say that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:40:31 2023 No.44680646 File: 744 KB, 1035x1440, IMG_1218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who pissed in her cereal?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:48:32 2023 No.44680709 >>44680646 I didn't piss in her cereal. I came in her milk.

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