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Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:05:39 2008 No.446150 [Reply] [Original]

Not only does she have some lame ass unoriginal time stop ability, but she throws fucking knives, which pretty much suck. She is a human, but one who somehow has this innate retarded ability that is hax, unlike Marisa and other humans who work hard and train for their skills.

I'd also like to mention shes the house bitch for a group of vampires which totally do not belong in the zunaverse. Not only is she and her master annoying, they aren't often romantically portrayed either.

To top it off, she is not cute.
Completely and utterly not cute.
Out of all the touhou characters that are female, she ranks the most un cute.

If I were to guess as to why such an abomination made it into the series, it would be this.

ZUN was drinking western beer.
Western beer tastes like shit.
Western beer is piss water.
ZUN thinks of piss faces and shit characters.
Sakuya was created.

Also, her fanbase acts like fat and ugly fangirls. This fact will be established by the following posts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:07:23 2008 No.446157 Nigger

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:07:36 2008 No.446159 0/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:08:37 2008 No.446166 >which pretty much suck stopped reading there

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Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:08:37 2008 No.446165
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Not only does she have some lame ass unoriginal mystic fists of death perception ability, but she uses a fucking wand of destruction, which pretty much sucks. She is a vampire, but one who somehow has this innate retarded ability that is hax, unlike Remilia and other vampires who work hard and train for their skills.

I'd also like to mention shes the dirty secret of a group of vampires which totally do not belong in the zunaverse. Not only is she and her sister annoying, they aren't often romantically portrayed either.

To top it off, she is not cute.
Completely and utterly not cute.
Out of all the touhou characters that are female, she ranks the most un cute.

If I were to guess as to why such an abomination made it into the series, it would be this.

ZUN was drinking western beer.
Western beer tastes like shit.
Western beer is piss water.
ZUN thinks of piss faces and shit characters.
Flandre was created.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:08:45 2008 No.446167 >>446150 Wait Did you add a few lines to the copypasta? Somewhat admirable I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:09:07 2008 No.446170 >Marisa and other humans who work hard and train for their skills. Marisa's power comes from her mini-reactor. I never thought Sakuya was all that cute, either. Her only good points are her main costumes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:09:19 2008 No.446172 so what copypasta was this originally?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:10:48 2008 No.446178 Well I don't necessarily agree with you, but I respect your opinion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:11:16 2008 No.446185 >>446170 But it is right to say Marisa works hard. That's an important aspect of her character.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:13:09 2008 No.446196 Someone forgot about the Luna Clock when they wrote this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:13:09 2008 No.446198 >>446170 Only her spark comes from it. Her stars and shit are all her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:13:45 2008 No.446201 >>446172 Copypasta is, by nature, static.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:14:02 2008 No.446202 >>446170 Mini Hakkero only helps with the Master Spark.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:14:25 2008 No.446204 File: 17 KB, 256x352, 1208132065263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:16:12 2008 No.446215 >>446204 Thats no Robin Hood.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:16:35 2008 No.446216 >>446204 >>laughing robin hood.jpg only thing in this thread that actually made me RAAAAAAAAAGE

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:16:57 2008 No.446213 >>446150 she has a dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:17:19 2008 No.446223 >>446204 >laughing robin hood.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:19:13 2008 No.446231 File: 3 KB, 92x126, 1208132353215.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>446204

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:19:25 2008 No.446234 File: 21 KB, 513x429, 1208132365489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>446204 >Laughing Robin Hood.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:20:12 2008 No.446241 File: 34 KB, 640x480, 1208132412327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>446231 >>laughing elf man Well at least it's accurate

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:21:23 2008 No.446257 File: 117 KB, 502x378, 1208132483836.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >sad clown man.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:22:38 2008 No.446265 For fucks sake, guys. Don't do this shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:22:43 2008 No.446266 this copypasta is truth well its not a copypasta, but sakuya does suck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:23:15 2008 No.446269 ITT: the horrible /v/ filename meme, and people who have never heard of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:25:38 2008 No.446282 File: 30 KB, 848x480, 1208132738716.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>446269

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:26:24 2008 No.446289 File: 54 KB, 640x480, 1208132784373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>446257 >Unimpressed masked men.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:26:53 2008 No.446284 >>446282 Nice.

>>	Sakuya Izayoi !MaidG6SVL6 Mon Apr 14 00:27:23 2008 No.446301 File: 68 KB, 499x331, 1208132843074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:28:06 2008 No.446307 >>446289 You tried too hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:29:42 2008 No.446316 >>446307 Did he get so far, though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:29:58 2008 No.446320 File: 36 KB, 704x396, 1208132998619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:30:40 2008 No.446322 >>446320 ... ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:31:26 2008 No.446328 File: 221 KB, 473x496, 1208133086134.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>446316

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:31:57 2008 No.446330 File: 223 KB, 473x496, 1208133117864.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:34:59 2008 No.446345 >>446320 Crazy bitch had it coming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:36:09 2008 No.446365 File: 15 KB, 275x300, 1208133369243.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>446215

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:37:14 2008 No.446380 >Fastdigi.gif Thats not even a good one. Way to fail it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:38:00 2008 No.446386 >>446365 "Pink sloth creature"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 00:38:42 2008 No.446389 File: 21 KB, 474x358, 1208133522255.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>446216

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 01:55:35 2008 No.446931 STFU you... you... DOUBLE NIGGER!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:06:28 2008 No.447003 File: 67 KB, 640x448, 1208138788244.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what is going on here

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:07:36 2008 No.447012 >>447003 LELOOOUCH!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:11:14 2008 No.447044 File: 59 KB, 400x280, 1208139074434.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>447012 SUZAKUUU!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:12:48 2008 No.447056 File: 41 KB, 640x448, 1208139168044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>447003 HETEROCHROMIC MAAAAN

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:14:02 2008 No.447064 File: 43 KB, 640x448, 1208139242690.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>447056 ANGRY MAAAAAN

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:14:34 2008 No.447068 >>446301 P-please don't be said Sakuya! I'll always love you, at least!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:15:25 2008 No.447073 >>446301 P-please don't be said Sakuya! I'll always be your fan!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:16:47 2008 No.447079 >>447073 >said

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:17:03 2008 No.447090 >>446301 P-please don't be sad Sakuya! I'll always be your fan!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:17:46 2008 No.447088 File: 167 KB, 650x480, 1208139466832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do more shit with Momizi, then I'll reconsider it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:26:33 2008 No.447137 File: 140 KB, 510x510, 1208139993609.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:28:05 2008 No.447143 File: 66 KB, 600x600, 1208140085915.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sakuya is awesome

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:30:30 2008 No.447151 I would let Sakuya dominate me. Sexually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:31:32 2008 No.447160 File: 14 KB, 179x142, 1208140292025.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>446365

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:32:34 2008 No.447164 File: 156 KB, 1052x1500, 1208140354550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think Sakuya is a pretty cool gal, hse urinates in public and doesn't afraid of anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:33:07 2008 No.447175 >>447151 I wouldn't. Letting a woman dominate you is unmanly, and Sakuya deserves only the manliest of men as her husbando

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:43:08 2008 No.447210 File: 55 KB, 638x563, 1208140988844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:43:47 2008 No.447215 >>447164 No wonder the shrine smells.

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Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:48:49 2008 No.447237

>>447175
>I wouldn't. Letting a woman dominate you is unmanly, and Sakuya deserves only the manliest of men as her husbando

This is Gensokyu. You can be dominated 8 ways to hell and still be the manliest man in twenty kilometers. Hell, you're only competition is Rinnosuke and you know how he bends for Yukari.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:52:55 2008 No.447246 >>447237 >and you know how he bends for Yukari. Who doesn't bend for Yukari?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:54:13 2008 No.447253 >>447246 Who doesn't Yukari bend?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 14 02:54:50 2008 No.447255 >>447253 Touche

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