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4460951 No.4460951 [Reply] [Original]

I think it's pretty interesting that in Touhou, you play from the villain's perspective. Don't see that too often in games.

>> No.4460959

>>4460951
There's always FF Tactics Advance

>> No.4460984

>>4460959

Marche destroyed nothing; Ivalice remained in existence even with their departure from it.

>> No.4460987

But Marisa is a good girl

>> No.4460989

Touhou 1: Reimu defends her property.
Touhou 2: Reimu executes a counterinsurengcy operation.
Touhou 3: Reimu halts unethical experiments.
Touhou 4: Reimu enforces building codes.
Touhou 5: Operation Makai Freedom.
Touhou 6: Reimu prevents a west nile virus epidemic.
Touhou 7: Reimu puts an end to vile necromancy.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu arrests hooligans for public drunkeness.
Touhou 8: Reimu enforces international law.
Touhou 9: Reimu protects the peace.
Touhou 9.5: Reimu drinks tea and relaxes.
Touhou 10: Reimu defends the faith.
Touhou 11: Reimu promotes nuclear non-proliferation.

>> No.4460996

They're all villains.

>> No.4461080

>>4460996
Byakuren

>> No.4462174

>>4460989

I don't see this one very often. I am surprised and pleased.

>> No.4462674

>>4462174
Someone else made another one of these that makes Reimu look like a villain in all the games (I just remember the summary for Touhou 6: "Reimu puts a girl under house arrest just for wanting to come out to play" or something. Anyone have that one saved?

>> No.4462704

>>4460989
Touhou 12: Reimu works for Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence.

>> No.4462708

>>4462674
that one made me think reimu as protector of the fucking universe.

>> No.4462766

>>4462674
Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks people for no good reason.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.
Touhou 10.5: Reimu endorses slave labor.
Touhou 11: Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources.
Touhou 12: Reimu persecutes Youkai Jesus.

>> No.4462857
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4462857

Touhou 6: Reimu beats up the person responsible for an eerie yet harmless red mist. Slightly evil
Touhou 7: Reimu frees Gensokyo from an endless winter and prevents an evil ghost yokai from returning back to life. Good
Touhou 8: Reimu beats up some people due to her knee-jerk reaction at the fake moon. The same events would have played out had she not interfered. Dumbass.
Touhou 9: EVERYONE attacks each other for no fucking reason.
Touhou 10: Reimu responds to the threat of a neighboring religon by beating the crap of them. Incidentally, Hanako is an evil fucking asshole (slightly less than Yuyucow). Good
Touhou 11: Reimu stops a crow from going on a Gensokyo-destroying rampage with her newly consumed Nuclear power. Good
Touhou 12: Reimu beats up yokai Jesus, because "all yokai I don't know first hand (haven't beaten up before) are bad. Whatthefuck

Reimu isn't a very dynamic character. She beats everyone up based on her knee-jerk reaction to their identity (because they're yokai). Only sometimes the yokai actually really are evil and so her means are incidentally justified, albeit chaotic.

>> No.4463399

FUCK YOU REIMU HATERS

>> No.4463418

Touhou 1: Reimu goes on a genocidal rampage.
Touhou 2: Reimu seeks revenge for Mima's revenge for Reimu's previous rampage.
Touhou 3: Reimu interferes with academia and scientific progress.
Touhou 4: Reimu kills a youkai who tried to help her.
Touhou 5: Reimu orphans Alice and destroys an entire world for its creator's belief in free enterprise.
Touhou 6: Reimu places a little girl under house arrest.
Touhou 7: Reimu prevents an innocent girl from being revived.
CoLA: Reimu mugs a youkai for reading.
Touhou 7.5: Reimu breaks up parties.
Touhou 8: Reimu strips away Gensokyo's defenses against a Lunar invasion.
Touhou 9: Reimu attacks Cirno for no good reason.
Touhou 10: Reimu oppresses other religions.
Touhou 10.5: Reimu endorses slave labor
Touhou 11 Demo: Reimu kicks the bucket
Touhou 11: Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources.
Touhou 12: Reimu illegally seizes a merchant ship's cargo
Touhou 12.3: China sleeps on the job while Cirno and Sanae look for giant mecha.

>> No.4463463

Here's my accurate summary of the Windows games.

Touhou 6: Bored vampire blots out the sun.
Touhou 7: Demon tree eats spring
Touhou 8: Aliens steal the moon
Touhou 9: Flowers eat human souls (Hint: In Touhou all plants are evil)
Touhou 10: Reimu wrecks Suwa Taisha
Touhou 11: Hell spills over
Touhou 12: Ragtag group of apostles try to revive Jesus using his brother Ishikiri's remains.

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4463557

>>4460989
>>4462766
Anyone have the Marisa version?

>> No.4463566

Touhou 13: Raptor Jesus attacks Gensokyo. Reimu dies.

>> No.4463571

I hate Reimu, but I cannot deny she is a badass motherfucker.

She takes down all the final bosses with little effort, and all you have to do is earn her ire for whatever reason and she'll go on a motherfucking roaring rampage to get to you, beating the shit out of small fry, your subordinates and whatnot and then finally beating the shit out of you.

>> No.4463580

>Reimu cuts back funding for alternative energy sources.
This always makes me laugh so hard. Can some drawfag or someone make a picture of Reimu as a politician?

>> No.4463584
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4463584

Fucking haters, disrespecting mai waifu

>> No.4463611

Touhou 13: The moon and the earth start a galactic war, America storms the lunarian capital with overwhelming amounts of space marines, and forces them off the moon in a glorious blitzkrieg of violence.

Lunarians forced to evacuate to gensokyo turning it into a fortress, constantly fighting against total destruction, and showing humans everywhere its existence.

Reimu stops the war by defeating a organization controlling the world from the shadows which Yukari is part of.

>> No.4463613

>>4463580
Fucking Gensokyo coal lobby.

>> No.4463614

>>4463584

DEM PITS

>> No.4463632

Calling Reimu evil isn't hating.

I think it's a compliment.

>> No.4463640

>>4463611

So, Mass Effect.

>> No.4463654

AMERICA

FUCK YEA

>> No.4463658
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4463658

>>4463611
>Touhou
>Marines

>> No.4463670

>>4463640
Kinda, except Suika doesn't pop up to keep complaining about the forced sterilisation of her people every couple of minutes.

Wrex
Shepherd

>> No.4463668

>>4463658
Nigga get outta here.

>> No.4463678
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4463678

Touhou 13: Reimu kills Marisa.

>> No.4463686

>>4463670
Suika.
Reimu.

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>>4463678
Touhou 14: Nitori has more breasts

>> No.4463695

>>4462857
10.5: Reimu has to choke a bitch when she breaks her house. Good

>> No.4463744

why is reimu such a bitch

>> No.4463751

In after Reimu is a bitchfags.

>> No.4463753

>>4463691
I'm sold

>> No.4463765

why is reimu such an amiable girl

>> No.4463766

Hoping for Touhou 13: Reimu destroys priceless artifacts
or
Touhou 13: Reimu crushes a little girl's dreams

>> No.4463807
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4463807

Touhou 13: Youmu's softness

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4463831

>>4463678

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4463840

>>4463807
Touhou XX: Youmu continues to be soft while some other stuff happens elsewhere.

>> No.4463845

>>4463840
>Touhou XXX: Youmu continues to be soft while faceless mean continue to fill her and her ghost half with cum

>> No.4463853

>>4463845
>mean

>> No.4463864
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>>4463845
Touhou 13: The last touhou, ZUN doesn't make another game forever.

>> No.4463866

>>4463845
Someone should make a Myon onahole

>> No.4463880

>>4463866
Paint one white. You now have a myon onahole.

>> No.4463892

>>4463880
You're a genius

>> No.4463898

>>4463866
I think you meant to say "myonahole"

>> No.4463902
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4463902

>>4462857

Not that Byakuren turned the other cheek or anything, Reimu starts the fight, Byakuren fights back. Normal turn of events.

Whatever, bitch is a youkai and youkai aren't allowed nice things. It's not like Sanae turned out any better.

>> No.4463922

>>4463898
I{m afraid I am the only idiot around here that actually got your obscure joke.

>> No.4463928

>>4463922
I'm glad there are other users on /jp/ who are on my level.

>> No.4463931

>>4463898
I really should have said that.

>> No.4463966

>>4463557
Touhou 6: Marisa MASTER SPARKS a vampire.
Touhou 7: Marisa MASTER SPARKS a ghost
Touhou 8: Marisa MASTER SPARKS a fairy tale girl.
Touhou 9: Marisa MASTER SPARKS everyone.
Touhou 10: Marisa MASTER SPARKS a god.
Touhou 11: Marisa MASTER SPARKS a nuclear reactor
Touhou 12: Marisa MASTER SPARKS Youkai Jesus

>> No.4463968

>>4463966
Marisa doesn't master spark shit in 9-11.

>> No.4463970

>>4463968
She does in spirit.

>> No.4463976

>>4463968
>9-11

Marisa Master Sparked WTC.

>> No.4463982

>>4463976
9/11 was an inside the border job

>> No.4463984

>>4463898
I got the joke!

>>4463968
If Marisa-B isn't a master spark, I don't know what is.

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