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Anonymous Tue Sep 12 06:59:07 2023 No.44607206 [Reply] [Original]

Hi anon!!

It's me, Koishi. I decided to call you because I find you really funny and cute and I'd like to hang out with you sometime. Call me back and let me know if you're interested.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 12 07:03:37 2023 No.44607229 koishi is able to properly use a phone..? ayashiina...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 12 07:07:24 2023 No.44607244 File: 3.11 MB, 498x392, moe-szyslak.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Listen here, you little son of a bitch. If I find out who you are, I'm gonna shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs up your butt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 12 07:08:21 2023 No.44607247 >>44607206 Nice try anon but you can't fool me as no one would ever tell me something like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 12 07:09:31 2023 No.44607255 >>44607206 I'm the least funny person on the planet, Koishi is a retard, and her sister would probably kill me. If Koishi wouldn't accidentally do it herself. Hang up before she's done talking.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 12 07:11:15 2023 No.44607265 >>44607247 But I just did tell you that And you know what's even funnier? I meant it

Anonymous Tue Sep 12 07:16:00 2023 No.44607286
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>>44607265
Get off the computer Koishi, you're drunk and we both know you'll regret saying that when you're sober. Besides its not fun getting my hopes up only for you to regret your promise to hang out later.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 12 07:16:17 2023 No.44607288 File: 131 KB, 1272x1123, 1640611329424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44607265 5 replies, 6 posters. You're not OP, and you're actually a liar, too.

Anonymous Tue Sep 12 07:16:41 2023 No.44607290
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Uh well you see, I actually like your sister a lot and am planning on asking her out on a date. Sorry if this is hurtful, but it's best if we laid things out from the start before feelings can complicate things between us, okay?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 12 07:54:32 2023 No.44607461 File: 150 KB, 850x850, vcdkphnfesa21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44607290 she killed herself last week!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 12 16:16:53 2023 No.44612183 >>44607461 Koishi when she gives Satori a gift of suicide

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 12 16:53:04 2023 No.44612525 >>44607206 I wanna fuck your retarded sister.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 01:33:53 2023 No.44616277 Impregnate the Koish

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 14:45:12 2023 No.44622672 File: 260 KB, 720x1040, __komeiji_koishi_touhou_drawn_by_rizento__e816cfb6df39a0a9e15a2ff9e3503982.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44616277 Goddess of lust btw

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 14:54:15 2023 No.44622759 >>44607206 I miss her voice mail because I don't respond to anything but texts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 15:19:21 2023 No.44623015 >>44622759 Damn, I feel attacked. Am I that autistic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 15:27:33 2023 No.44623081 >>44622759 >>44623015 I do it, what's wrong with it. If it's really important just send me a text, not that anyone calls me besides scammers :(

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 15:31:15 2023 No.44623111 File: 757 KB, 724x1023, free.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44622672 and puss btw

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 15:36:07 2023 No.44623145 >>44622759 >>44623015 >>44623081 After you ignore her voicemail, Koishi sends you a text instead asking to hang out. What do you do then?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 15:38:44 2023 No.44623165 >>44623145 How'd she get my number, I get a bit spooked that someone other than pajeet scammers have my number

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 15:39:55 2023 No.44623173 File: 86 KB, 601x1024, 1666490086186521m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44623165 The details don't matter will you date her or not?????

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 15:41:10 2023 No.44623188 >>44623145 Yeah, I can hang out. What does she want to do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 15:41:49 2023 No.44623195 >>44623173 HOW DID SHE GET MY NUMBER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 16:32:18 2023 No.44623547 >>44623173 there's no way koishi is that busty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 13 18:33:48 2023 No.44624355 >>44607206 >funny and cute >cute and funny Koishi... did you just call me a pussy...?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 04:36:12 2023 No.44628592 >>44624355 Cunny

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 04:41:22 2023 No.44628618 File: 543 KB, 700x897, sakuphone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] moshi moshi

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 04:46:30 2023 No.44628636 File: 75 KB, 1020x795, 1437964367315.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello? Would you like something tailored by yours truly?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 05:23:52 2023 No.44628800 File: 92 KB, 850x737, 123453356435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hello? Anon? Are you cheating on me again with that Resident Evil Villain?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 05:25:26 2023 No.44628805 >>44628636 Can I marry you, Alice? Presents wedding ring

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 05:28:27 2023 No.44628820 >>44628805 That's so cute, how would be a marriage in Gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 14 15:31:58 2023 No.44633399 >>44607290 this but intrinsically

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 07:32:04 2023 No.44640105 >>44624355 >>44628592 Do you feel tears in your eyes and need to scream?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 07:47:40 2023 No.44640183 File: 2.34 MB, 2039x2894, dadc997dff9bb6c5b2f73c9108ad103f56.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44628820 Like this

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 17:48:12 2023 No.44645170 Up

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 15 18:53:52 2023 No.44645771 >>44607206 Nice try Koishi, we both know you're just trying to score some free booze and snacks and its working, please come over Koishi, we don't even have to do anything sexual

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 01:54:09 2023 No.44658469 >>44645771 >we don't even have to do anything sexual I'm not Koishi, can I come too?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 01:58:04 2023 No.44658484 >>44645771 >>44658469 Did someone say booze and snack party?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 02:02:24 2023 No.44658505 >>44645771 >>44658469 >>44658484 Four people already, perfect for a smash bros match. I will bring my gamecube.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 17 02:57:59 2023 No.44659187 >>44658505 Person who gets last place has to swap out with Koishi when she finally arrives.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 05:49:00 2023 No.44672485 Sex... With Koishi?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 05:53:09 2023 No.44672505 >>44672485 No. Smash bros only.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 06:06:52 2023 No.44672552 >>44672505 Acceptable

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 08:49:23 2023 No.44673243 File: 301 KB, 1810x2560, __komeiji_koishi_touhou_drawn_by_rin_rin7kan7__c2ddc0dd157c5c92f694a307bff0c1da.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44624355 Anon is a Cunny!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 19:47:44 2023 No.44679127 File: 122 KB, 994x1091, Gayming.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44645170 Up Down Down

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:19:33 2023 No.44679392 File: 831 KB, 1417x2000, nogame.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Koishi shows up and the booze, snacks, and Smash Bros party and does this in the middle of a heated round. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 20:24:22 2023 No.44679435 File: 301 KB, 331x1080, __komeiji_koishi_touhou_drawn_by_shimizu_pem__cf8bc6c3fa7963b9e06375db47688c8d.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44624355 Dawg, you really gonna let some autistic social reject play you like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 18 22:21:08 2023 No.44680514 File: 545 KB, 560x315, koishi wave.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>44679392 Koishi did a party foul, and thus now must chug 2 beers also no more cheesy pretzels for her

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