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[Anonymous No.]

What are some ways I can simulate sexing Cirno, besides freezing an onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

Ask KoG.

[Anonymous No.]

stimulate your prostate with a frozen cucumber

[Anonymous No.]

Find a little girl and the rest is illegal.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

An ice cube.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4459532

Somehow I get the feeling he wouldn't like that

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck a bag of ice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459517
I kinda want to freeze down a dildo and use it while looking at pictures of dickgirl Cirno.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459541
Ice Cube is a sellout, he'd do it if you paid him.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>4459548

What's the worst thing that could happen?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459548
I'm pretty sure that will lead to a trip to a hospital and a fairly embarrassing explanation.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4459564

Man, hospital staff are inured to the daily stream of people coming in with things they really shouldn't have stuck inside themselves

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459577
You are telling me?

We had this lovely case of a gay couple who stuck a coke bottle inside the other. They couldn't take it out and it broke. Not pretty.

[Anonymous No.]

snow would be the best and safest way since ice will get your dick stuck, so get some snow, make a ball, use a thumb to make a hole, turn on cirno's math class.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459608
They must not have been gay long or something, Jesus.

One of the fucking cardinal rules of anal is never use a bottle or container of any kind.

Unless you really like vacuums and hospital trips.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>4459608
>>4459577

True. But I don't want to believe the particular scenario of someone injuring themselves by freezing a sex toy and jamming it in with the intention of simulating intercourse with a fictional hermaphroditic ice faerie is THAT common...

[Anonymous No.]

You know how refrigerators make their insides cold by doing work to push heat out of them? What is Cirno freezing things makes her warm inside?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>4459644

How deep inside are we talking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459644
You already know what they say about ice ladies.

Their tears are warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459644
That's an interesting theory, but just because she steals heat from the surroundings doesn't mean she keeps that energy as heat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459513
The safest and easiest thing to do would just be freezing an onahole. Can't get much more creative than that without ending up in the ER.

Just remember the little amount of water you have to put in beforehand, so that you can break her simulated icy hymen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459710
STOP MAKING ME THING OF IMPOSSIBLE THINGS

Good lord, now my mind is filled with how she would manage the handling of heat. Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459717
>Just remember the little amount of water you have to put in beforehand, so that you can break her simulated icy hymen.
I am aroused

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4459717

Doing it wrong.

Rub some icy hot on your dick to simulate Cirno's insides. Use it as lube.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459740
>>4459752

Protip: Don't do this.

[masat01 !FR0hP.YNx. No.]

>>4459608
They accidentally the whole coke bottle?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459752
>>4459740
oh holy shit that would hurt so bad

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4459769
>>4459779

Protip: these gentlemen are jealously guarding the secret to Cirno's womb. Do not be led astray by their words.

Buy Icy Hot and apply liberally to your onahole, your cock, your labia, or what have you. Then you will experience Cirno sex.

[Anonymous No.]

Ever orgasmed while running numbingly cold water over your penis? I have, more than once. And I'm going to do it again.

This Cirno character was not on my mind while I did it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459789

Tell me more.

[masat01 !FR0hP.YNx. No.]

>>4459788
It feels really good right? I achieved ejaculation FIVE TIMES in under 30 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459710

her wings are giant magical heat sinks.


I would use refrigerator instead of freezer on an onahole, as I'm guessing that might allow it to remain a little more squishy and soft while still being dick-shrivelingly cold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459799
I was fapping in the bath and had an idea. Cold tap was there, I was naked, and wanted something a bit different from the usual. I am a slight masochist. Being cold for a few seconds wouldn't damage me. So what the hell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459851
How often do you fap in the bath?

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459869
I used to do it lots as a teen. Hardly ever any more. I fap to digital porn, I don't take my laptop into the bathroom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459890

lol I fapped in the tub once just to see what cumming underwater looks like.

Overall a dissapointing experience, and then I had to evacuate the tub without getting my floating cum blobs stuck on myself.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't get why an icy dildo would be that dangerous. I've tried icecubes before, and it wasn't that bad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459921
Are you cute? How was it?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>4459968

*sigh*

Yes, I'm sure that poster is a cute little girl with a shaved, tight pussy.

moron.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459968
I'm a large, overweight male with a thick beard and messy hair. It was a little painful, but also very exciting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459979

ever the harsh realist.

Let the man have his dreams.

[Suigin !uMakai4iFA No.]

>>4459979
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>4459921
Depends what its made out of. Glass is best for temperature play, but if you freeze it you have to make sure you run cold water over it for a bit first so that it won't stick to you, and thus tear/damage the internal membranes of your anus. Same goes for metal. Other materials it might not be so important, but they wouldn't feel as good anyway.