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What would you donate to her?

>> No.445783

Semen

>> No.445785

my life

>> No.445786

A brain.

>> No.445791
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>> No.445797

My virginity

>> No.445799

10 BUX

>> No.445801

My love ;_;

>> No.445802

A heart.

>> No.445803

>>445786

in other words, food?

>> No.445809

My cauk sliding forward and back through her armpits.

>> No.445805

All of my love.

>> No.445818

I'd her donation box.

>> No.445827

A slow and painful, torturous death, filled with suffering and involving extensive rape.

>> No.445830

A generous amount of rape dollars.

>> No.445834

>>445781

a human body, b'coz she's not real.

>> No.445833

Rice.

>> No.445843

20 euro

>> No.445844

>>445834

;_;

>> No.445848

Two dollah.

>> No.445850
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>>445827

>> No.445854

How much is the parallel gensokian currency these days?

>> No.445862

My virginity

>> No.445864

A hug

>> No.445868

actual money

>> No.445872
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445872

The gift of SPRING!

>> No.445874

1 billion yen.
I wonder what she'd do.

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>>445874

this

>> No.445900
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>> No.445904

>> No.445909

Marisa, bound and gagged.

>> No.445912
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>> No.445917

This *grabs dick*

>> No.445922
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>> No.445927

>>445912
/r/ the other one.

>> No.445938

>>445927
>>445922
Damn, I'm too slow.

>> No.445941

My secret profit plans.

Just don't ask me what step 3 is.

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>> No.445955

>>445942
Wasn't this translated?

>> No.445965

>>445955
lol slowpoke.

>> No.445964

>>445874
Disappear inside the nearest shopping mall, never to be seen or heard from again.

>> No.445962

>>445953
Yukkuri Reimu is the key to making Reimu less of a bitch.

>> No.445969

>>445953
I'm still surprised someone managed to translate puns that well.

>> No.445974

>>445969

Kiegsraffe took a few liberties with it.

>> No.445981

>>445969

There were no puns in the original

>> No.445997

>>445818
You are a man who lives in the Human village. You work hard every day, respect your elders, keep your word and do what is asked of you; you are an upstanding model citizen. You even visit that Hakurei shrine that almost no one else goes to (is it the huge flight of stairs? Nah, probably the lazy Miko). Though, if anyone asked, you would admit it was less out of piety and more out of wanting to see the pretty, side-boob bearing Miko that lived there.

However, due to the status of all named characters in Gensokyo (re: Gay), you've made no progress with Reimu, and due to your devotion to her, you're not getting any from anyone else. Which has left you, shall we say, a little unfulfilled. So one day, as you're up at shrine, visiting again on what you know will be a futile attempt to get to know the miko, you get a crazy idea (perhaps you were drunk? Or high? A Yukari did it).

If you can't have the miko, why not the next best thing? Of course, after some incident with losing one of her sleeves in a fight over the bamboo forest (and getting it back in less than perfect condition), she's upped security on them and getting one is out of the question. So you try to figure out what the third best thing would be. And that's when you see it.

The donation box.

Well, it might not be that soft, girl-shaped, or comfortable, but you know it's a major part of Reimu's life (a disappointing part, but a part none the less), and IT HAS SLOTS.

Two minutes later, freaky animate-inanimate object sex.

Just as you are climaxing, you hear a shriek; Reimu just came out of the shrine to see what all the loud grunting was about and demands what the hell you are doing.

>> No.446001

Another Yukkuri.

>> No.446018

>>445997
At last. I've finally achieved immortality.

>> No.446027

i wonder if she accepts paypal

>> No.446028

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>> No.446041

Does she take electrum?

>> No.446068

rice.

>> No.446079

>>445781

Pure American rotgut.

>> No.446195

>>446028

hai thar! i see u upgraded my touhoes?

>> No.446342

>>446028
Oh fuck, I forgot.
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