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Welcome to the future.

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>> No.44577761
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>It's 2028, and the portals have opened all over the world. Global peace and prosperity have been achieved, and mankind is being guided to a golden age never before seen. However, certain factions have resisted the siren call of happiness and chose to continue on as they had before. Their new benevolent overlords, assuming that this resistance was only temporary, were willing to let these individuals be as long as they weren't a danger to themselves or others.

>Eros however, was less forgiving. In this new, metropolitan world, a new class of soldier was needed. One who could take the fight against loneliness no matter how tall the high-rise, or how dark the basement. Armed with cutting edge mamonotech and the very latest in espionage and tactical expertise, this new wave of Eros' best will finally be bring love to the loveless masses that still infect her otherwise perfect paradise.

>Their name?

>Stream Snipers

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>>44577761
SHE HAS FALLEN FOR MY TRAP CARD

>> No.44577778

>>44577761
Nooooo, I forgot to add the reply to the post this was for. Why'd you have to make a new thread literally as I made this?
>>44573032

>> No.44577783

>>44577778
Because it's bad?

>> No.44577793

>>44577778
It's ok I read it as it got archived
I liked it

>> No.44577794
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>>44577761
>>44577772
>counter strike Eros' agents
>surprise attack and mating press them in their own vantage points

>> No.44577799

>>44577783
I liked it. We need a lot more of this content and a lot less of the autism.

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Improvements abound. Soon the great work begins.

>> No.44577823

>>44577799
I don't need more greens about MGC. It's uninteresting hellhole

>> No.44577827
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I think monster girls are cringe.

>> No.44577829
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Chapter 2 of the Amazon story when, PARKEDBUGGY. I know you're still here you little shit.

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Hot hags in your area

>> No.44577843
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a work in progress bogie

>> No.44577847

>>44577835
Why arent they in my room right now, pinning me beneath them as I succumb to the soft and become a slave to hags?

>> No.44577857

>>44577823
What about a city of the undead that has great undead demon realm beasts that undead Mamonos and incubi ride upon.

>> No.44577859
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>>44577761
>Yeti Snuggle Scouts
>Cupid Stream Snipers
>Manticorps
What other regiments exist in Eros' war against loneliness?

>> No.44577884

What do I need a monster wife for? I can take care of myself and can just jack off if I'm horny

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>>44577857
>When it's the one place to find Flesh Golems/Grotesqueries

>> No.44577902

>>44577857
>Same thing but undead
Wow, so different and interesting anon, thanks

>> No.44577903

>>44577859
Well, there's another one that is less of a formal regiment and more along the lines of "just unleash a couple hundred bogeys into a city and let them run around as they see fit"

>> No.44577905

>>44577884
If you have to ask, then that's why.

>> No.44577909

I prefer portal stories.

PORTAL MANGA WHEN

>> No.44577917

>>44577909
Never? You could watch GATE though?

>> No.44577920

>>44577859
Ushi-oni breachers
Demon inquisitors
Bogie covert-ops

>> No.44577922

>>44577884
Because they need unwilling soul for their femdom stories.

>> No.44577930

>>44577902
Well what are some ideas you have the other place would be something for the abyss or maybe a sky city where harpies live. Or you could go to the fairy kingdom that has talking animals and big titty fairy queens and princesses there.

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>>44577909
>PORTAL MANGA WHEN
It's being made, actually

>> No.44577942

>>44577922
Oh yes, to be unwilling abducted and taken to the cat slave markets where an upper class fat cat bureaucrat will take me home to sexually service her.

>> No.44577943

>>44577933
That's the one I was referencing, which has been 'being made' for many months now.

>> No.44577949
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>>44577835
I think it's very rude to call them hags

>> No.44577957

>>44577930
Same things with different environments, uninteresting at best. The core is rotten

>> No.44577958

>>44577933
He meant a good one.
>>44577943
This is because it's not "being made" so much as every single page is a commission. It's peak soulless.

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>>44577859
>Elite Dozer! Move aside!

>> No.44577964

>>44577942
Don’t you mean Bureaucat. *ba dum tss*

>> No.44577967

>>44577942
That's the idea and God knows how much I hate it

>> No.44577968

>>44577961
Siegebreaker
Close Quarters Cuddling Expert

>> No.44577969

>>44577961
I too love the cotton-candy ushi-oni variety.

>> No.44577979

>>44577957
What you want a death and destruction place full of monsters that will rip your soul out from your body and fuck your eternal essence?

>> No.44577987

>>44577979
That sounds really hot though.

>> No.44577989

>>44577979
>fuck your eternal essence
And not in the fun way. Probably the slow, agonizing torture way.

>> No.44577995

>>44577979
No, you made thing worse.

>> No.44578038

>>44577995
Well you either get peaceful place or straight pain and if you want inbetween you can stay in a order state.

>> No.44578046

>>44577958
>Meant a good one
Outside of it being self insert dreck there's not much else wrong with it?

>> No.44578050

>>44577902
Well, what defines different for you?

>> No.44578065

>>44577989
Ah, so business as usual then.

>> No.44578074

>>44578046
But that's the entire thing.

>> No.44578090

the weak nuclear force is the only fundamental force that differentiates between matter and anti matter effectively violating symmetry, what are wurm's thoughts on this matter?

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>>44578090
science gey

>> No.44578129

>>44578102
>2+2=moo
How can us mere monkeys ever hope to understand such genius?

>> No.44578151
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>>44577859
Sandworm armored transports
>Our very own express elevator to hell.

>> No.44578158

>>44578129
that cows are the answer of the world

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>> No.44578186

>>44578168
Cute sith.

>> No.44578205

>>44578151
that's a very "drive me closer" image, haha

>> No.44578236

>>44578074
Sounds like a you issue, friend.

>> No.44578245

>>44578236
him ruining mge is a everyone issue.

>> No.44578259
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Remember: Replying to the mick is UNCOOL!

>> No.44578331

>>44578245
Listen bud I don't have either the time or the patience to care about some dude I'm never going to meet commissioning his own self insert doujin based on MGE. It's nice that he's got the liquidity to do it but I don't really give a shit about whatever inane beef you have with him. If anything I'll just call him gay because his GF has horns that face forwards and the only time KC usually does that with monsters is with Alps and move on with my life.

>>44578168
Barghest is still the best but Baobahn Sith is also pretty great.

>> No.44578347

Going to a Hellhound bar and saying "i really need a best friend" out loud

>> No.44578367

>>44577933
>>44577958
>This is because it's not "being made" so much as every single page is a commission
Better than I expected. I just thought the dude had gotten scammed with how slow it's getting released.
Honestly, the worst crime this doujin has done is be painfully mid and boring.
Though I still think the idea of a SFW MGE manga/doujin is strange at best and utterly moronic at worst.

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You have three (3) seconds to explain why you aren't fucking a trio of kamaitachis RIGHT NOW

>> No.44578378

>>44578347
>She just says "skill issue" and leaves
>10 seconds later you are hunted down by every single hellhound of her pack

>> No.44578381

>>44578371
I'm a monogamist and I don't feel like fucking a trio of harlot foreign weasels.

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>> No.44578389

>>44578371
Because mamono deserve the full attention of one loving husband. Harems are cruel.

>> No.44578390

Anon, there is a bachelorette party at the bad end bar
You know what that means
The bride to be is off with her fiancé somewhere while all her friends cry and drink
Put this on and get to work

>> No.44578391

>>44578367
He just did it for clout. He doesn't actually like MGE.

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>>44578390
No, I will drink to forget. That's why bars are made

>> No.44578436

>>44578391
Well he came out as a furry so I don't know what I expected.

>> No.44578444

>>44578429
>Cupid at a table near the back of the bar overhears and cracks her knuckles.

>> No.44578454

>>44578444
"Here I go matchmaking again."

>> No.44578460

>>44578390
I quit

>> No.44578467

>>44578444
I will break her nose with a headbutt, I'm drunk, can't feel pain for now.

>> No.44578468

>>44578436
I know, right? It's exactly what I did with cait sith for the same reasons.
>recognizable
>easy
>Reactable
A good girl to waifu.

>> No.44578477

>>44578391
>>44578436
The asspain is palpable.

>> No.44578491

>>44578371
I just want one wife, thanks.

>> No.44578505

>>44578477
All furries deserve the rope, nothing more to it than that.

>> No.44578514

>>44578505
I'm fairly certain one commission does not a furry make but this entire discussion is burdensome anyway.

>> No.44578521

>>44578505
That's a bit extreme. how about mind-flayer therapy and a loving waifu?

>> No.44578545

>>44578521
Not even needed, his waifu could simply take a furry potion to humor him lmao

>> No.44578549

>>44578514
I fail to see why a non furry would get a furry commission in that case.
That's like getting a NTR commission and saying you're not a cuck.
But you're right, this is just getting stupid so lets just leave it here.

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>>44578371
too busy getting wurmed

>> No.44578568

>>44578521
>That's a bit extreme
Nah, killing them is an act of mercy really.

>> No.44578572

>>44578549
Money is a powerful motivator and I'm told the furry crowd opens their wallets for their fetish. They often won't advertise it, but they often don't decline any requests that come or put their name to it. Can't really blame the starving artists these days.

>> No.44578584

>>44578572
They're talking about someone who gets art, not someone who gets paid to make art.

>> No.44578595

>>44578568
I disagree. Only the most evil people don't deserve a shot at happiness.
>>44578584
Ah, I misunderstood. That does raise interesting questions then.

>> No.44578619

>>44578521
Do not the tadpole.

>> No.44578627

Enough talk of shitty fetishes like furries. Let’s talk about the patrician fetish of monsters doing high octane sexual violence at each other. Where’s that stuff?

>> No.44578647

>>44578627
>high octane sexual violence
do fights between single mamono end in hot lesbian sex?

>> No.44578662

>>44578521
If a mindflayer tried to get me to like furries I'm just gonna fucking do a hero then and there.

>> No.44578676

>>44578647
Since lesbian sex is apparently haram in MGE, I'd assume no.

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>>44578627

>> No.44578703

>>44578676
I was under the impression that most corruption took place with some form of sexual activity.

>> No.44578709

>>44578647
Possibly. Violently sexually humiliating others to make them step off her man is a personal favorite. But I guess that’s fine too.
>>44578676
What about the weird sex ecosystem with the twin plants, bees and bears etc?
>>44578685
Aw yeah that’s the stuff.

>> No.44578719

>>44578703
Doesn't count cos it's only pump and dump yuri, or something.

>> No.44578722

>>44578703
>>44578709
It is, but at the same time lesbian art is strait up banned by KC so I don't fucking know

>> No.44578741

>>44578676
It's not haram so much as that the only times I would presume it to be permissable is if it were like "Corruption yuri for the sake of getting their mutual husband hornier".

>> No.44578761

>>44578722
What, really? That's just autistic. Doesn't he have more important things to worry about?

>> No.44578773

Why the fuck are you talking about lesbians what are you a lesbian yourself?

>> No.44578787

>>44578773
I just like to watch.

>> No.44578794

Looks like the Mick is particularly butthurt today for some reason.

Do remember to tell our most chromosome-rich poster that nobody cares about his furry brain damage or his gay retard discord feud.

>> No.44578795

>>44578741
Pretty sure that would still fall under KCs blanket ban on it

>> No.44578796

>>44578722
Weird. KC’s the one that started the seedy honey/nectar rape economy. He could’ve just made them bodyslam each other for sugar water like a normal person.

>> No.44578818

>>44578794
I'm not even mike, I just like sexy yuri monster girl art and think it's stupid that it's somehow both a part of MGE but also banned.

>> No.44578829

No more arguments
Only cuddlewife

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>>44578795
I don't care enough to really have a dog in the fight anyway.

>> No.44578854

>>44578818
Pretty much the same. It's been a big part of canon since day one of the setting. I don't even particularly care if lesbians exist as long as everyone who wants it gets true love. Not really interested in reading/writing it, but the blanket ban on something like this is silly to me.

>> No.44578860

>>44578761
I don't know what mge actually is to him because despite paying so much attention to what others do he is borderline ignoring it and never even talks about it anymore.

>> No.44578862

>>44578829
No, I'm mildly annoyed by something on the internet and I will not stop until I get bored.

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>>44578722
Monsters don't feel sexual attraction to women/other monsters. Girl on girl action in MGE is done either for the sake of corruption or to entice the husband/foreplay or friends being really close I guess. The point of the the ban is that straight up pure yuri is banned because one of the core characteristics of MGE is that they all want a husband.

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>>44578685
Damn, didn't know they were caked up like that.

>> No.44578869

>>44578818
No one assumed you were. And it used to be fine. KC wrote all kinds of yuri himself. Fucking bizarre that he has a ban. Wtf.

>> No.44578880

Yurishit is for cucks and all yurifags are mentally ill, it's just the Mick baiting with random shit again.

>> No.44578885

>>44578860
I assume he's just burned out on it now.

>> No.44578892

>>44578860
Last I heard years ago in a Q&A, I thought this fell into, "don't really care, maybe it happens but it's not the point of the setting".Like it wasn't a big deal at the time. My favorite part of MGE is that everyone gets a happy ending.

>> No.44578900

>>44578845
Yeah either elf can win, as long as both do tittle twisters.

>> No.44578910

>>44578867
>The point of the the ban is that straight up pure yuri is banned because one of the core characteristics of MGE is that they all want a husband.
Yeah, but then we get into the very stupid territory of having a one-off piece of art and having to explain how it's for the husband or something.
It's like the (honestly very funny) part where bestiality art is fine as long as you explicitly state she's married to the dog.

>> No.44578928

Straights reign supreme yurifags btfo.

>> No.44578936

>>44578867
Don’t forget honey theft, the #1 motive behind girl x girl sexual violence. Remember only you can do your part and buy up honey surpluses to increase the scarcity (and therefore increase the sexual violence)

>> No.44578937

>44578910
Holy mother of mental retardition

>> No.44578943

>>44578892
>don't really care, maybe it happens but it's not the point of the setting
Meh, that's how it's always been for me and I don't expect that to change. If there are any women fans who want a monster wife and want to make content for themselves more power to them. Seems like KC has gone off the deep end a bit on this one.

>> No.44578946

>>44578937
But you can read that on the site. It's quite funny.
>bestiality (the beast was not her transformed husband),

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>>44578900
You can have your knife eared cunts. I'm off to get married.

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https://imgbox.com/g/ik642mmvoy
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 59. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/qDR4UTLU

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://mgearchive.neocities.org/fanartgalleries.html

>> No.44578967

>>44578951
married to elves

>> No.44578977

>>44578946
Well yeah, Wightfag got multiple comms of his wife getting gangbanged by dogs.

>> No.44578978

>>44578943
>If there are any women fans who want a monster wife
I hope not. It's bad enough to have femoids infesting your fandom, not to mention ones having even more brain problems than the average 3DPD w*man.

>> No.44578981

>>44578951
I’m sending you a Kiki so you can watch hardcore shog goo meido wrestling action. Consider it a honeymoon gift. They’ll quit as soon as something gets scuffed anyway.

>> No.44578982

>>44578951
>"What's under your shog-skirt?"
>"Why don't you come closer and find out?"
>Erotic screaming
And this is why I don't the shogs

>> No.44578997

>>44578977
Do you not get it or are you so mge addled you don't see the problem?

>> No.44578999

>>44578978
go back to /pol/

>> No.44579001

>>44578961
Preciate it, wikifag.

>> No.44579007

>>44577859
What if I reject all love because I wish for Eros to be mine?

>> No.44579010

>>44578961
You dropped one,
>>44577820

>> No.44579015

>>44578943
>Seems like KC has gone off the deep end a bit on this one.
Eh, he got burned by NTR fags and banned everything that can even vaguely hint on a monster girl doing anything sexual to anything that's not her husband or NTR related.
I like to joke that KC should ban monster girl being able to finger themselves, have any sexual thoughts before meeting their husband or harems in general. But sometimes it seems like it would be a thing he'd add now.
Guess that's what makes it a good joke.

>> No.44579023

>>44578999
Average yuricuck

>> No.44579029

>>44578868
That monke is going to get returned hardcore.

>> No.44579036

>>44579015
I just want everyone to be happy. Alps get a happy ending. Loveless people get a happy ending. Everyone should.

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Autism hour?

>> No.44579049

>>44579015
We have no view into his thought processes except that we know a few that are encouraging it for some reason. Same reason we don't know why the patreon got abandoned and neglected, he doesn't communicate there either Despite it having multiple ways to facilitate that

>> No.44579054

>>44579036
The dykes get a happy ending by being fixed

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>>44578982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp6YBoDUnoI

>This is why I don't the Shogs
Shoggothes, if we go by the extremely esoteric and autistic writings of Lovecraft and other pulp science fiction writers, are the closest thing to an actual onee-san species for humanity. Both are cut from the same cloth, or goo, in this case of Ubbo-Sathla. They were here before us, they'll be here likely after us, the difference is that now instead of just going teke-li-li they also want to fuck their onii-chan/mastah.

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>>44579044
Not really. Things are pretty cozy and civil. Probably start talking about something more interesting soon. Like:

What schemes is this demon planning?

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>>44578676
Its not, thats literally how monsters corrupt women and radicals make it a point to fuck women to turn them when infiltrating areas.

>> No.44579060

If you see a monster working, you are legally obligated to flip her skirt

>> No.44579064

>>44579015
I think he actually did make them sexless until husbando comes by. There was a quantum leap thing and a teleporting slime too. KC is loco. I can’t wait to see what insanity he comes up with next.

>> No.44579088

>>44579036
Happy endings for all comers (and coomers) is fine by me. Jodies and Sanchos get bodyslammed out of people’s way, before getting theirs.

>> No.44579090

>>44579064
In fairness, if I came up with this wonderful world and put my heart and soul into, I'd probably eventually go nuts too as the realization that I'll never get to be part of it crushes me.

>> No.44579102

>>44579064
I think you may be right. Which is directly contradictory of earlier stuff.

>> No.44579120

>>44579090
He should quit drinking, it’s probably fucking up his REM and escapism. Also needs to chill on the NTR doomscrolling. Not like that can end well.
>>44579102
Yeah, there’s loads of contradictories. Most of them due to his later ‘corrections’.

>> No.44579137

>>44579120
He can't quit until his personal goonsquad stops sending him constant ntr in the form of "reports"

>> No.44579145

Fuck I just come up with my own stuff I don’t understand why you people put so much faith in one single mortal man. Shit you could do time distortion bullshit like flash does in your settings and cause paradoxes where you and your monster wife can become living paradoxes like Reverse Flash. Which I might make a story about that of a speedster magi and a cockatrice who’s mastered speed itself.

>> No.44579147

>>44579120
>later ‘corrections
His updates from 2015-2019 were top-notch. Things were much less pleasant before his clarifications on incubus/monsterization and mamono soul-mate homing sense.

>> No.44579148

>>44579064
KC is starting to become a lolcow and I don’t like it.

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>>44579120
Yeah the Q&A was basically just a way for people to poke fun at him and watch him write increasingly long schizo takes on how it would never happen. Which is fine because what else is the fucking point of them? Every question boiled down to
>how can I be unhappy?
>can my waifu have a darker shade of red than the profile?
I stand by telling him they're a bad idea.
>>44579145
Yeah it's super easy to do. If I ever finish my kitty waifu OC I'll gladly loredump somewhere.

>> No.44579167

>>44579137
Man, KC should’ve realized the solution to NTR ages ago. Really pretty simple: high octane sexual violence. Ironically he STARTED with the solution…then got into the weird corrections.

>> No.44579174

Does he ever get tired of repeating himself and samefagging, like half of the posts in this thread must be by the same irish schizo.

>> No.44579178

>>44579145
Fucking do it.

>> No.44579187

Some of these questions, man. It's like if it doesn't trigger him he just handwaves it even if they would be interesting.
>Hi, KC. I was curious as to how Royal Makai and its territories function politically and economically. Is there a completely defined structure for political functions and trade, or is it loose with its laws and interpretations?
>「Of course, there are laws in the Royal Makai, but they are very lax compared to the Order states. While many freedoms are guaranteed, if you do something that pokes holes in the law, it is not okay even if it is not against the law, and you may be punished as usual at the discretion of the Mamono Lord and those who have received her trust, based on the values of the mamono.

>> No.44579188

>>44579120
It's been 9 years since the QnAs came out.
What are the setting contradictions that you keep complaining about, anon?

>> No.44579201

>>44579147
Blending lovey-dovey and increasing restrictions didn’t turn out well. But he had a good run.

>> No.44579212

>>44579148
This.

>> No.44579216

>>44579187
"I'm not writing tax laws for the royal makai, they're just laxer than order states."

>> No.44579229

>>44579187
I know right? I'd love more world-building on the economic/goverment side of things. Tell me all about daily life in one of their grand cities. Tell me about how they interact with the Order or other human kingdoms that doesn't involve conflict. Tell me about law and order and all the nitty gritty stuff.
Sure, I'm nuts. I still love the setting and want more of it though.

>> No.44579232

>>44579216
It's actually a very open ended question about laws and politics. It's not nice how he gave it a one line answer than wrote three pages about how no ACTUALLY you CANNOT use time travel to be unhappy.

>> No.44579241

Dude just wants to spread his adultery fetish, ignore him he is a reprobate.

>> No.44579255

>>44579188
Hardly complaining. Some things simply don’t fit. Monsters used to sexxo all over the place, often for corruption or just for fun. The soulmate stuff flies in the face of that. It didn’t have to, but KC got pretty restrictive on their sex drives sans husbando. Very odd take of his.

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>Mick spazzing out again

>> No.44579274

>>44579232
But my reverse flash arc how am I gonna cause mental pain to my cockatrice nemesis now, that I want to cause as many time paradoxes as possible and destroy and create timelines with just my speed alone!?

>> No.44579284

>>44579241
Happens like clockwork when a cuck commissions ntr art and it gets DMCA'd. The usual suspects come here and whine about how KC "cucked" them out of their waifus. You would think they would thank him for taking their degenerate fetish to it's logical conclusion.

>> No.44579290

>>44579255
It’s all in Eros’s will, Eros is based like that.

>> No.44579292

>>44579255
It didn't have to be exclusive. The soul-mate stuff should be the end-goal. If she enjoys corrupting an order paladin-girl along the way that's fine.
If it really bothers someone then the setting says their waifu wouldn't be into that in the first place.

>> No.44579298

>>44579284
new art?

>> No.44579299

>>44579284
I thought it was only Wightfag, did I miss something?

>> No.44579303

>>44579164
Hate to agree, but that’s definitely schizo. More so than DL birthing tickets, or the billion Alp questions.

>> No.44579311

>>44579274
>Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend and you came right as she touched your leg? IT WAS ME, PAST-US. I JERKED YOU OFF AT SUPER SPEED SO IT MADE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NUTTED AT JUST A WOMAN'S TOUCH.
>LIKE FUCK WE'RE DYING ALONE AND UNHAPPY

>> No.44579314

>>44579299
Well if you believe anon, then everything he doesn't like is either the work of one dude samefagging or an army of shitposters.
I'm not sure who we're all supposed to be right now. Mick, wightfag, or offbaorders?

>> No.44579325

jesus fuck
i just want to talk about big booty hatters and bunny

>> No.44579331

>>44579298
>>44579299
2 most recent incidents, Mofumerchant made futa on female, the other is some cuck commissioned/made cheshire cuck art featuring a nigger and caused DMCA's to go out on /trash/ and pixiv I think. Now the cucks are upset and stiring up shit here.

>> No.44579330

>>44579325
Then do it? It's been a cozy start to the thread, but I'm getting a bit bored too.
here, I'll even help you: why about buns do you like so much?

>> No.44579336

>>44579314
Wightfag is most likely gone, but I do know there is another cuck that visits here besides mick that I bumped heads with.

>> No.44579345

>>44579290
Well duh. Still he should’ve stuck to love-based violence as Eros intended.
>>44579292
Yeah, but that’s a sensible answer that doesn’t ruin the time-stream or common-sense. Can’t have that, apparently.

>> No.44579360

>>44579325
No I want to destroy timelines and distort reality itself. That I will be too OP for any mamono to stop me, where it will take the very gods and the demon lord herself to take me down.

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>>44579325
The dread waifu of Caer Bannorg!

>> No.44579363

>>44579331
Mofu was months ago and the cheshire is a week old now, why would they still be here?

>> No.44579369

Anon misread that one qna from a couple months ago and now he thinks every monster is a time traveling demigod and he absolutely cannot stop seething about it (even though it never happens)

>> No.44579370

>>44579311
Based Thrawne. This is the correct answer.

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>>44579331
>talented 3d artist
>scare him off mge forever
nice. Woof woof, goes the hellhound.

>> No.44579376

>>44579330
they got big buns, they are rather cute, they are skittish, lots of kids, clingy. also imagine brown rabbit girl with face freckles as well as ass freckles

>> No.44579378

>>44579363
They're not, obviously. He just doesn't like the conversation and wants to make a narrative that everything he doesn't like must be the work of shitposters. It's best to just ignore him.

>> No.44579388

>>44579369
Actually, I think anon was more upset that the majority of the Q&A was spent on that topic while other more interesting questions were mostly ignored.

>> No.44579390

>>44579299
I don't know the exact details but apparently he had friends on discord who decided they needed to have some kind of internet war with KC. Things probably wouldn't be so bad right now if it had just been the nigger.

>> No.44579393

>>44579362
She’ll make you cum so hard that you’ll write out the sound!

>> No.44579398

>>44579369
Half of this thread is Schizo Mick repeating the same posts he's been repeating 8 months straight and replying to himself to agree that KC is bad.

>> No.44579403

>>44579369
If you’re talking about my speedster and timeline destruction thing I’m just joking around. Though a joke story involving a speedster anon and a cockatrice could be interesting.

>> No.44579411

>>44579403
>a speedster anon and a cockatrice
I don't follow. Why do these two things go together?

>> No.44579421

>>44579411
Because cockatrices go for mates that are fast that’s the simple connection, unless I misread the profiles about them.

>> No.44579426

>>44579390
Shitting up a thread that KC only checks when he has to issue a DMCA sure is a grand strategy.

>> No.44579430

>>44579421
Oh. I must have missed that profile I guess.

>> No.44579433

>>44579375
Mofumerchant didn't commit a grave sin, he is redeemable. I have nothing against him and I enjoy his non futa animations.

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>>44579325
Too bad, we are gonna talk about booba instead.

>> No.44579441

>>44579378
I've noticed that too. It feels some anons want the entire thread to be a reposting of few approved artists like nav or just profile pics and a mix of comfy(read: boring and safe) greentexts about having sex.

>> No.44579443

>>44579437
hatter milk tastes like earl grey

>> No.44579448

>>44579229
Fat chance. KC made random mamano mana cure all diseases/toxins. Wtf did he write pharmacomancy for? Sometimes cutting out the middle is a terrible idea.

>> No.44579453

>>44579433
What's this schizo take? The dude made futa because it's popular. He probably never thinks about mge except knowing that hellhound was popular. Now he'll just avoid the fuck out of it. He didn't even know there were rules.

>> No.44579456

>>44579411
>By means of this trait, cockatrices seek out men with quick legs like them in order to give birth to keen and swift children.
This is a quote straight from their profile they even give off a pheromone that makes men want to chase them making the man faster and faster until he catches her.

>> No.44579469

>>44579456
Dear god they turn you into sanic. The autism is real.

>> No.44579478

>>44579441
I don't mind wanting things to be safe and familiar at all, but I enjoy these somewhat meta talks about the setting. That said, they can overstay their welcome. It's a fine balance, but despite the anon having a small meltdown, I think things stayed pretty cozy and interesting.

I'm ready for something more fun though. Like the evil schemes of Miss Demon and her dastardly (yet always ineffectual) plots to corrupt the whole world.

>> No.44579479

>>44579426
If they weren't utterly subhuman dregs they wouldn't be cucks in the first place. Other places have mods that actually do something and they would be instantly terminated there, so they come here because these threads like MGE.

>> No.44579481

>>44579403
Not you, I was talking about the guy who complained about that time travel thing in the qna a few months ago, as well as the other part of the qna that said monsters can get a burst of power in extremely stressful situations. He wrote a bunch of posts with giant paragraphs complaining about how "monsters can just do anything now!!!" I'm not really sure what his problem was

>> No.44579485

>>44579456
Have anon on a treadmill that matches his speed with a cockatrice on the other end, how fast would he be able to go?

>> No.44579497

>>44579393
THAT RABBIT'S GOT A LIBIDO A MILE WIDE. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF HER HIPS. LOOK AT THE DAKIS OF ( YOU ).

>> No.44579505

>>44579362
I brought the holy hand grenade

>> No.44579515

>>44579362
Where is it? Is it behind the rabbit?

>> No.44579516

>>44579441
So you're saying people come to the monster girl thread to talk about MGE and monster girls, instead of wanting to see an inbred furfag and his equally deranged discord friends endlessly try to recruit people on his bruised ego troon crusade against KC? Unthinkable.

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>> No.44579521

>>44579516
No, they come here to talk about monster girls and wish MGE would fuck off because of all the extra baggage and nutters.

>> No.44579528

>>44579497
>their hips are as a flat as a piece of paper modeled after her massive lower half

>> No.44579537

>>44579528
>FUCK YOU, YOU RABBIT BINT
>That's the plan, lali-ho!
>AAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHH

>> No.44579539

>>44579521
If MGE "fucked" off what would you even post here, boat foxes? Other gacha girls, nothing wrong with them but they are a dime a dozen. And being a blue board you can't post your futa or cuck shit and that bothers you endlessly.

>> No.44579540

>>44579521
dia duit mick.

>> No.44579544

>>44579516
It's entertaining watching both sides fight for something so pointless and with no winners on either side

>> No.44579551

>>44579521
Sorry to inform you Mick, but I was talking about people and not walking abortions like you and the rest of the Molested By Stepfathers Club from /trash/. You should improve your reading comprehension a little.

>> No.44579557

>>44579537
>cut to both anon and the bunny girl fighting for mount
>not to beat the other but for who goes on top
>And its a sight that please both mara and ares

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If we could harness the asshurt of cucks from the last few months we'd have an infinite source of green energy.

>> No.44579576

>>44579539
The thousands of monster girl images that exist?

>> No.44579577

>>44579562
She ded.

>> No.44579584

It is not morally objectionable to turn holsts and minos into beef

>> No.44579588

>>44579576
Post them then instead of being bothered by MGE and KC.

>> No.44579597

>>44579576
Yeah but what are the majority of the photos that get posted here from over a 100 people every day besides maybe touhou? Which /jp/ is their stomping grounds so I’ll give them a pass.

>> No.44579598

>>44579562
>on her tombstone
>she never scored in life, let us pray she does in unlife

>> No.44579604

>>44579576
Nobody wants to see your obese furshit images, faggot.

>> No.44579605

>>44579597
We need to train anons off that. Most of them are just posting old images anyway.

>> No.44579611

>>44579584
What are you a Earth Wendigo you cannibal?

>> No.44579624

>>44579604
You sure?
https://files.catbox.moe/v6ku6v.png

>> No.44579635

>now he's assblasted about better artists infinitely better than him being liked
kek

>> No.44579641

so how does one defeat the great attractions force of big ass monster have on anons

>> No.44579644

>>44579641
being into lolis instead

>> No.44579647

Isn't it weird how this guys keeps using the same thought process as the guy that used to spam monster boy images and /v/shit?

>> No.44579652

>>44579644
sorry i aint fat and ugly

>> No.44579653

>>44579647
I don't know what that is.

>> No.44579661

>>44579611
Is it really cannibalism if they're a different species?

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>> No.44579668

>>44579485
>cockatrice sets up the two treadmills
>her and anon get to running
>cockatrice becomes excited she’s never run so fast
>her body dumps out pheromones spurring anon to run faster and faster
>she runs even faster the pheromones pouring off of her splashing anon in her wake
>her eyes run with tears and her cheeks ripple from the insane speed
>the teary eyed cockatrice mistakenly looks backwards
>anon is roaring incoherently, literally the fastest thing she’s ever seen in her life
>she orgasms at the sight, slathering him with even more pheromones
>he’s going even faster than her
>she’s tempted to leap onto him but he’s going far too fast for that
>cursing herself for trying to stop such impossible glorious speed, she can’t deny her lust
>she aims her petrifying gaze at him, full blast
>the roaring blur that is anon doesn’t slow a whit
>he’s literally running faster than her gaze in some freakish defiance of magic and physics
>Bursts of smoke come from the treadmills as the roaring man goes wonderfully beautifully faster
>she knows what will happen soon her body orgasming yet again as she runs faster
>she looks back, her cheeks flapping and distorted by speed
>she’s able to garble a single utterance at the sight of anon leaping forward off his ruined treadmill, not a hitch in his beautiful speedy stride as he closes the gap
>”t-they should have sent a poet”
>fin

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touch core

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>>44579644
>the lolis have big ass
Now what?

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ULTIMATE DEFENSE

>> No.44579715

>>44579652
being here says otherwise

>> No.44579717

>>44579624
Don't let the haters dissuade you.

>> No.44579725

>>44579683
imma steal her cloak then fuck her

>> No.44579734

>>44579390
Like literally who

>> No.44579745

>>44579683
imma steal her cloak then fuck it

>> No.44579750

>>44579734
Anon, none of it means anything and probably doesn't matter. Just like we only know puuyo got that stupid baphomet pic because he felt the need to gloat about it on /trash/. I refuse to believe there is a secret ntr/vanilla war that none of us know about because that's retarded.

>> No.44579770

>>44579750
Just accuse everyone of being Mick/Wightfag or Puuyo/Aux depending on the mood.

>> No.44579775

>>44579683
This dork thinks I can't reach in and get her

>> No.44579790

>>44579750
There's a handful of retarded apes on some /trash/ discord and that's about it.

>> No.44579798

I'd trade the mick for breathfag right about now.

Why did the wrong one have to leave?

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Ignore schizos. Post brown goats.

>> No.44579808

>>44579798
They both need euthanasia

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Hugg succ

>> No.44579816

>>44579808
Nah, breathfag was based

>> No.44579817

>>44579798
Eh, they all go eventually. It's no worse than back in the day when bob and less would shit up the thread for days. At least he picked some already gay shit like caits instead of ruining something good like cheshire was for years.

>> No.44579821

>>44579817
Cheshire is shitpost proof. No one can ruin her

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>>44579806
Going to bed, here's your goat. Yes I know the series is trash. No, I don't care, Satero is a cute.

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>>44579833
Goat

>> No.44579851

>>44579817
I miss less

>> No.44579860

>>44579851
I fucking don't.

>> No.44579865

>>44579851
His art was great, but he as an absolute cunt of the highest order.

>> No.44579868

>>44577761
just dont introduce them to the internet until after the job is done.
>single man in 2030
>catch one of the more introverted cupids off guard
>she has a jar, its filled with pink fluid
>the two of you stare at each other in silence
>...
>...
>she throws it at you before weakly saying "jarate"
>...
>...
>she flies away out of shame, barely managing to hold back her crying.

>> No.44579872

>>44579562
You're blue now!

>> No.44579877

>>44579851
He's still around on the discord and makes futa on MG art of mge girls

>> No.44579883

>>44579877
He must have gotten permanently buckbroken by the Laska remake

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Go adventuring in the lava zone.

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>>44579884
I'll grind in the safe Holst Plains

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WAITO EREGANTO

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>> No.44579982

>>44579961
>Oh shit it's a lizard
>you gotta fucking help me human she's so fucking fat just tell her you'll make out with her and help her get off me.

>> No.44579984

>get wonderful dulahan girlfriend
>ironically she is terrible at giving head

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I love Kunoichi's but I can never get one since I'm not a person of interest for them to "assassinate"

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What are they discussing, anons?

>> No.44580016

>>44579988
>The foxes meet in the grocery store and begin to outbrag each other how their shota husbands are superior to each others

>> No.44580018

>>44579987
They'll go full chuuni and make up some long and fancy title for you which ultimately boils down to "my husband"

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>>44579884
>I need 10 Fire Salts!

>> No.44580053

>>44579987
>smoke hobo wife hires one or more kunoichis as an anniversary present

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Vamp meido

>> No.44580097

>>44580022
How do I get fire salts though? Is that just salt from rocks in the fire zone?

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I thought angels were supposed to be holy! WHY ARE THEY WEARING AND DOING SUCH LEWD THINGS?!

>> No.44580107

>>44580098
>gachashit

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>>44580098
That's why you use critical thinking instead of falling for propaganda.

>> No.44580125

>>44580097
Ask the local Ignis

>> No.44580132

>>44580061
There's no way that skirt is even remotely covering her butt...

>> No.44580136

>>44580125
Last time I went near her she melted my sword and called me a "two-bit scrub who can't even use fire-magic to save his shitty bitch sword" and threw magma rocks at me!

>> No.44580164

>>44580136
Skill issue

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>"What brings you to this part of town this late at night, boya~?"

>> No.44580233

>>44580164
I'll throw eggs at your house

>> No.44580234

>>44580136
Be less of a bitch next time, that’ll show her!

>> No.44580240

>>44580234
I think I'll instead get far away from her and go level in the Ice Zone. At least they're nice!

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>> No.44580273

>>44580240
Don’t be surprised when the ice queen blasts you with super-chilled air till your clothing disintegrates, then calls you a perky nippled bitch. Just go level up in the Weenie Hut Jr, anon.
Go

>> No.44580281

>>44580273
If monsters are gonna be like this then I'm not gonna play with them anymore. I'm going home and I'm not coming back out again.

>> No.44580299

>>44580281
Sounds like weenie talk, perky nipple-kun.

>> No.44580301
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>> No.44580311

It is not morally objectionable to turn p'orcs and h'orcs into bacon, ham, and porkchops.

>> No.44580332

>>44580241
How would anons handle their daughterus if they don't want to fuck them?

>> No.44580348

>>44580299
I don't like bullies and if monsters are gonna be like that then I don't like them either!

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>> No.44580397

>>44580301
>>44580369
>>>/vg/

>> No.44580401
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>> No.44580435
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Say something nice to your local dork

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>>44580435
She has some really nice heels.

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>> No.44580506

>>44580435
can i meet your dad?

>> No.44580514

>>44580435
can i meet your dad

>> No.44580523

>>44580435
Can I MEAT your dad?

>> No.44580563

>>44580241
Alice lolis are kinda tragic though
You can really love them but they wouldn't really understand and you have to force yourself on them everytime

>> No.44580564

>>44580435
Can I dork your dad?

>> No.44580755

>>44578168
Bob

>> No.44580835
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ded

>> No.44580877

The futanari potion

>> No.44580878
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>>44577859
oh hey that one's mine.
it was 5am when i typed it.
probably should have waited until i wasnt tired to proofread and post.

>> No.44580893

>>44580877
only to give her a small member you can bully her for

>> No.44580896
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>>44580877
the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest

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>>44580896
>Cheshire wife asks (you) if you would like her to take a futa potion
>If your answer is anything but no she will bully you and call you an alp kisser
>No homo faggot said the kot.

>> No.44580961

>>44580929
>ywn prank an alp by making her drink futa potions

>> No.44580990

>>44580877
>>44580893
>>44580896
>>44580929
>>44580961
>>>/d/
you are not welcome here

>> No.44580994

>>44580878
I liked it then too!

>> No.44581005

>>44580990
Futanari potions are canon and as long as it's futa on male or male on futa then it's ok according to KC
So all you're doing is NOOOOOOOOOO I DONT LIKE THAT SO IT'S NOT FINE AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.44581008

>>44581005
siths are also canon, but they are not allowed here.

>> No.44581014

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that using glowing red generators makes your automatons more powerful.
Anime teaches us this

>> No.44581016

>>44581014
No, that's what orks taught us.

>> No.44581021

>>44581008
They are, but they're often associated with a specific shitposter

>> No.44581028

>>44581021
they aint, because they are furshit and not monster girls.

>> No.44581030

>>44581016
No, that makes them faster, not stronger.
THIS makes them stronger

>> No.44581043

>>44581028
>Canon monster girl designed by KC is not a monster girl
Good thing we have experts like you here

>> No.44581049

i wanna chew on some cow nipples, just for no reason

>> No.44581076

>>44581049
Ow. That sounds mean.

>> No.44581082

>>44581043
>its a monster girl because i said so!
nope, its furshit.
try harder mick

>> No.44581091

>>44581082
>Everyone I don't agree with is the mick
Meds, schizo
And siths being monster girls is not up to debate. Go cry to KC instead that they're not real monsters

>> No.44581104
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44581104

Don’t give tofu to the mofu.

>> No.44581105

>>44581091
at no point in time has the thread accepted the siths, its because they are just your standard fursona.
piss and moan all you want, they'll never be allowed here.

>> No.44581112

>>44581076
>>44581076
chewing gently, i just wanna annoy a holst not hurt them

>> No.44581124

>>44581014
My automaton has the whole RGB spectrum of internal lights. Every time i go down on her i taste the rainbow.

>> No.44581130
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At this point I'm starting to think Mick doesn't exist and instead it's just a bunch of anons screaming at eachother.

>> No.44581131

>>44579120
I understand that NTR lovers are being bullied and that makes you feel bad.lol.

>> No.44581139

>>44581124
>"Master says that this lighting setup makes me look 'poggers'."
>"Despite searching thirteen languages, Pog, Poggers, or Pogging have not appeared amongst any of them."
>"There is this adorable game however, perhaps he wishes to play it with me?"

>> No.44581150
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>"So, anon, you wish to fight me? So be it..."
>"Love Story! Make him cream his pants!"
>ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

>> No.44581151

>>44580877
>>44580893
>>44580896
>>44580929
>>44580961
Why would you let your wife drink a futa potion
Do you want to get alped or what

>> No.44581160

>>44581130
always has been

>> No.44581169

>>44581130
>short shorts undone that much
You would be able to see her clitoris like this. It would literally be out in the open.

>> No.44581173

Best mamono for licking your butthole clean, other than akaname?

>> No.44581205

>>44581150
>cut to anon, not moving an inch with his arms outstreched
>none of those punches do anything
>he just calmly walks towards her
>And he closes his arm around
>Lim and her stand just melt
>Love wins over lust again

>> No.44581215

>>44581205
If lims are so powerful how is it they always lose?

>> No.44581223

>>44581215
They lose in your fantasies, but in reality they always make their victims instaloss

>> No.44581230

>>44581223
>t.lim who can't even talk to the waiter in the cafe without spilling spaghetti

>> No.44581242

>>44581230
Sounds like you saw a rata, not a lilim.

>> No.44581245
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44581245

I'm going to give my kejourou wife endless love and appreciation and pamper her!

>> No.44581246

>>44581242
anons most lims are neets, only some are outside of royal makai doing shit

>> No.44581251

>>44577756
CYBER DRAGON UOH!

>> No.44581255

Being chased down by a monster in a dark allyway? Simple. Just compliment her. This should give you enough time to escape and arrive home, so that she can track you down and rape you in your bed instead of on the dirty floor.

>> No.44581289

>>44581246
Nah

>> No.44581291
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>>44581223
>in reality they always make their victims instaloss
How is that even possible by the way without going into edgy mindbreak territory? They have one of the more disappointing gimmicks of mamono in their power-tier. They're known for being really powerful, natural leaders, and often zealous in regards to their mother's goals. But what does that give them?

Dragons are powerful, and they have the clout of a rich history
Pharaohs are leaders, and get the cool "voice of command"
Demons are generally as fanatical and extremist as you can get

What do lims get? Some half-baked aura bullshit, which raises ugly questions. How does that even work around men she's not interested in? Do random men/woman just behave like animals around them? Seems really fucking weird if strangers just start touching themselves looking at her while she's at dinner with hubby. Is she just passing these people to her followers? Seems like it would be really awkward to be handed a guy who was just drooling over your leader and is looking at you as a consolation prize. Or is it limited to only her current/future husband, making it the most generally useless "power" you can think of?

These are the questions that keep me up at night. I do love lims tho.

>> No.44581297

KC is lolcow and he is not going to put MGE outside the paywall in the future.
From now on this thread should be about EMG and MGQ, not MGE.
How about banning MGE topics from now on?

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>>44581169
Anon thats the point. The moment they catch you looking, its over.
It's like saying you want to have a big family in earshot of an Echidna.
>>44581291
It's a toggle switch, and I would think its less 'looking at her' as 'everyone, monsters included, are put into a rut' so everyone jumps each other.

>> No.44581309

>>44581245
Are you prepared to take responsibility when she heart-pupils?

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>>44581309
Absolutely.

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>>44578389
I tried telling them this, but they still insist on sharing me.

>> No.44581328

>>44581324
What if she gets star pupils because she saw you do something she thinks is incredibly cool?

>> No.44581329

>Look at what I've written tonight
>Oh hey, it doubled
>Nice
The write-fairy has blessed me tonight. What are the rest of you working on this weekend?

>> No.44581333

>>44578568
You should have empathy for your fellow men, anon. The senseless snuffing out of life has always been our greatest sin
don't perpetuate it

>> No.44581334

>>44581325
If you choose one of these succs, would the rest leave your window? I would choose either the butt succ or the finger lick succ

>> No.44581337

>>44581333
Well said. if the portals ever did open they would be someones soulmate.

>> No.44581338
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>>44581329
Running

>> No.44581344

>>44581338
Self-improvement, nice!

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>>44580990
>>44581151
>put cheshire image in post so they know I'm obviously shitposting
>they still fall for it
Pristine cheshirebait

>> No.44581348

>>44581328
I would wonder what I did to get that kind of reaction out of her.

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>>44578867
it's sad. if i have more than one wife and they didn't love each other, i would feel terrible and greedy and guilty.

>> No.44581356

>>44581350
Sweet Pharaoh ass got Miss Apophis acting unwise.

>> No.44581361

>>44581334
Choose one and the rest will come flooding in. They're only being kept out by themselves and you'd upset the balance. I'd also choose butt succ. I'm not even an ass man, but that's the kind of lateral thinking and initiative I appreciate. If not her, then I want bottom left to ara the fuck out of me.

>> No.44581365

>>44581334
Are you sure it's not one succ that used a doppel potion?

>> No.44581383

>>44581151
Jesus, what kind of faggot won’t let his wife gently massage his prostate with her tumescent girl clock to mutual pleasure.

>> No.44581394

>>44581383
I really don't want to see that clock. It scares me deeply.

>> No.44581428

>>44581291
Orgies with the lilim at the center

>> No.44581458

>>44578867
The whole of Book 2 is written 'by' Saphirette Spherica (lit trans: Lesbian Ball) who gained her powers having lesbian sex with 4 Elementals to turn them Dark, then fused herself with a DarkMatter.
>Also, in the case that the covenanter was a woman, out of love for their covenanter, the demonic elementals will have sex with her and pour magical energy * into her with the intent of changing her into a succubus so that she can taste devilish pleasure as they themselves do.
>This magical energy is the same as the energy of the pure elementals, but of course it seems that a human can't change into an elemental, as they are the embodiments of nature itself. Since the elementals are also linked with the mamono lord via energy, the energy of a succubus is contained inside their energy, and it seems this is what causes their covenanter to change into a succubus.
Furthermore, even after changing their covenanter into a succubus, elementals will remain in a close union with her.
>When the covenanter goes to assault a human man, they will join in the assault, join in and have sex with the same man, and end up loving the same man. As an aside, I'm also one of those monsters that's seeking a single man for herself and her four demonic elementals.

>> No.44581476

>furshit, futashit, and yurishit all being shilled at once
totally not obvious btw. real subtle

>> No.44581480

>>44581291
As Demon Realms have a general high mana atmosphere, this would increase in proximity to the Lilim of that realm, so they would basically be a moving weather-storm of Anons and their waifus getting increasingly horny in her presence.
>every morning Anon's waifu wakes up at precisely 6:43 and begins feverishly impaling herself on his D
>Anon thinks its her regular waking feelings, it's the Lilim walking down their street to a little Rata Bakery to get a coffee and croissant
>the next Anon down the street gets woken with a hungry BJ every morning at 6:46.... and so on until the Lilim gets to the bakery just as it opens at 7 sharp.

>> No.44581483

>>44581173
Probably a Kiki. And practically all canine mamono.

>> No.44581505

>>44581480
>by the time she enters the Bakery at first in line the Rata at the counter is having trouble making her coffee
>as she's frothing the milk, her Anon is behind her 'frothing' her tits
>she manages to get the cup to the counter without spilling much only from long practice as by now her Anon has lifted her tail and is pounding her puss
>as Ruler the Lilim never pays for her coffee, even if she did the Rata is too busy ahegao-ing to focus on the register.
>the Lilim steps outside as Rata's Anon cooms and she is ready to serve the rest of the customers... as soon as they've finished cooming.

>> No.44581511

>>44580168
delivering combat drugs to human gangs

>> No.44581528

Imagine giving your daughterus up to other men. They're the crystallization of you and your waifus love, and you're letting another man defile it. Gross. Keep your daughterus for yourself

>> No.44581529

>>44581480
>>44581505
This is why it's wirse for unmarried Lilims than other mamonos.
Other married mamonos might try to restrain their lust for their Anons when around their unmarried friends so as to be polite and spare their feelings.
Around an unmarried Lilim every other mamono and their Anons is at peak sexual drive.
>they are like the eye of a sexual-tornado, everybody else is wildly fucking, while they are dead calm.

>> No.44581533

>>44581329
Painting my minis and looking at the ceiling

>> No.44581541
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44581541

Can you defeat the Cow Paladin? She has extra Stam+

>> No.44581545

>>44581541
Why would I want to defeat a warrior who stands for all that's good? I'd rather give her some nice cookies.

>> No.44581553

>>44581483
Shoggoth.
Shog will actually be Anon's whole bathroom, his toilet, his bidet, and his T-P.
>Hence the old Kiki saying:
>"Iz Schogg, iz schitt"

>> No.44581554

>>44581483
NTA but I agree with you on canines. Though definitely just as likely is Beelzebub, Devil Bug, and Pyrow to be into some weird buttstuff. As well as obligatory cheshire for being so often associated with asses.

>> No.44581559

>>44581528
Based dark elf enjoyer

>> No.44581561
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Pilk?

>> No.44581567

>>44581541
Easy. I just say ``Go i'm so thirsty, i could use a drink right now´´.

>> No.44581576
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44581576

I found this angel with no wings!

>> No.44581580

>>44581567
>cow uses Hydro Milk Cannon
>anon is blasted in the mouth and is sated
you get KO'ed and go back to the starter town inn

>> No.44581584

>>44581559
Nah. Dormice are better for incest

>> No.44581592

>>44581584
stop pretending to be me

>> No.44581601

>>44581584
>>44581592
wtf, both of you aren't me

>> No.44581604

>>44581576
Dormouse is a cute.

>> No.44581614

>>44581541
>Cannot be knocked prone

>> No.44581617

>>44581561
Hey I found Waldo

>> No.44581619

>>44581561
That image is a roller-coaster, but I appreciated the waldo reference.

>> No.44581639

>>44581592
No, I'm just another dormouse enjoyer. I'm not attempting to be anyone else.

>> No.44581644

>>44581580
>stats reset upon death
>get thirsty again just walking to the encounter in the summer heat
>repeat until she runs out of milk
Now that she's dehidrated and exhausted she should be simple to beat.

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44581667

What we drawing this time?

>> No.44581679

>>44581667
Ahegao rata with double peace sign

>> No.44581678

>>44581667
If my seafood begged for their lives I think I'd probably become a vegetarian pretty fast.

>> No.44581680

>>44581541
Can she cast smite with those jugs?

>> No.44581684
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foxes are growing

>> No.44581689

>>44581667
Cheshire angry about getting pranked

>> No.44581699

>>44581667
Goth Titania.

>> No.44581736

>>44581667
I have an idea but I don't think people will like it

>> No.44581829

Thinking about all the marginalized monster girls that lack some of their species traits and consider themselves undesirable, believing they would never find a husband, laying in their beds hugging an anon bodypillow.
Flat cowes need love too.

>> No.44581844

>>44581829
Like submissive batcat?

>> No.44581889

>>44581028
>>44581043
I have a suggestion that we can all agree on.
Siths are disgusting and not canon,of course. But how about we meet in the middle ground and say all mge is not canon to mge so we can never talk about mge, instead moving onto mgc?

>> No.44581899

>>44581889
I hate MGC so no

>> No.44581926

>>44581889
>yeah bro just get rid of the very foundation of the thread when you could instead say fuck off to sith posters
try harder

>> No.44581994

>>44581926
>saying fuck off
and how's that working out?
>>44581667
cait sith on a tightrope.

>> No.44582007

>>44581994
well furniggers havent overtaken the thread, so id say its worked out pretty well.

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Tom

>> No.44582025

>>44582013
That's me, are you Molly?

>> No.44582029
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44582029

I don't think she experienced It, that's why she looks like that

>> No.44582050

>>44581844
Like a mermaid that can't swim.

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>> No.44582056

>>44582013
So if someone real name was Thomas, Kots will harass him?

>> No.44582065
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44582065

>>44582007
I think it's good to have a little variety in the thread.

>> No.44582070

>>44582007
You say that, but at the same time like half the thread is either mike or dedicated to shitting on mike.

>> No.44582093

Post bogeys

>> No.44582094

>44582065
global 3C

>> No.44582098

>>44582094
if she's so sexy to you that you think it's porn I think you need to have a talk with yourself.

>> No.44582106
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44582106

>>44582093
I don't have that many

>> No.44582110

>>44582029
Beautiful! Thanks fren!

>> No.44582114

>>44582098
all furry art is pornography because you get off to the fur and snout, take it to /trash/ or /b/.

>> No.44582128

>>44582114
By this logic all monster girl art is nsfw too.

>> No.44582136

>>44582128
not banned by a global rule.
take your furshit to /trash/ or /b/

>> No.44582170

>>44582070
Dumbfucks can't stop replying to a mentally ill shitposter, but I'll take momentary derailments over allowing any retard change the thread culture on a whim.

>> No.44582200

>>44582050
hyperaggressive physically dominant bogey

>> No.44582240

>>44582200
>puts you in a lock
>You WILL rest and feel better

>> No.44582254

>>44582070
Just an easy target for the same group that used to show up to rant about maledom/femdom/ntr/pretty much anything in the exact same timezone every night.

>> No.44582282
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44582282

I'm not mad, you're mad

>> No.44582295

>>44582282
that's a lot of ear fluff

>> No.44582305
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>> No.44582307

>>44582295
I randomly felt like doing big floof ears. I think It's charming. I should start drawing them big all the time

>> No.44582356

Friendly reminder that calming that the adventuring guide is funded by the echidna cult is a dangerous pro-order conspiracy.
The adventuring guide taking a lot of personal info and sending you to a mission that would fit you best is simply the best tactic to ensure a successful quest completion.

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44582366

>>44582282
Thanks anon, I'm saving that

>> No.44582372

>>44582307
You're right and based

>> No.44582379

>>44582356
You might want to rephrase that

>> No.44582390

>>44582379
I will not. I type what I type with no spellchecking or second thought. I will not even re-read what I wrote.
If a haku wants to put me in her grammar dungeon, so be it. I will not improve.

>> No.44582523

>>44582390
give it a week or two and she's gonna start milkboarding you

>> No.44582553

>>44582523
Imma start using double negatives if she tries.
We don't need no education

>> No.44582581

>>44582523
>She pulls you away for her massive tits, finally letting you breath
>"So anon. What's an adverb?"
>"Something... something you do?"
>She shoves you between her breasts again

>> No.44582587

>>44582553
fool
they are able to decipher up to octuple negatives at the very least
you WILL be re-educated

>> No.44582605

>>44582523
>>44582581
Sounds like heaven to me.

>> No.44582660
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Did you know that foxes can fly?

>> No.44582680

>>44582660
Aerial fox unit, ready for deployement. Targeting anon's house. Delivering mofu in 3...2...1

>> No.44582762

>>44582660
I've known that ever since Sonic and Tails. Everyone knows that.

>> No.44583166

>>44582762
My dad works for KC and says next profile is going to be sonichu girl

>> No.44583183
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hellwan love

>> No.44583219

>>44583183
Hellwan hate

>> No.44583334
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>dragon meets a dragon autist Anon

>> No.44583572

Extreme snuggles until even yetis tell you to tone it down

>> No.44583704

>>44583572
So indefinitely?

>> No.44583754

>>44583572
I'll never tone it down!
Not until I'm in a struggle snuggle pile with several demons.

>> No.44583962 [DELETED] 

Misery posting on /v/ is great, kys

>> No.44584531
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>defeat a dragon and turn her into your wife
>a few weeks later, another dragon shows up at your door
>with tears in her eyes and anger in her voice, the new dragon demands to know what you did to her nemesis
dragon rivalries are a strange thing

>> No.44584729

>>44584531
Do the same thing to her, now they can compete over which is the better cook, the best cock cleaner, and the most fertile.

>> No.44585018

>>44584531
>wife appear from behind you
>heavily pregnant
>smug
>total rival defeat

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>>44585018
*teleports in front of you*
*unzips your pants and gets pregnant with your child*
psssh, nothin' personnel, hubby

>> No.44585104

>>44585089
What is that nightmarish creature?

>> No.44585133

>>44585104
ur mom, lmao

>> No.44585209

>>44585104
Tragic Chesh accident victim - she teleported her ass into pizza box as a jape and it never came back.
Anon keeps the box of ass in his fridge for 'reasons'.

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>> No.44585255 [DELETED] 

>>44585104
I tried to made a gondola chesh, this came out.

>> No.44585269

>>44585104
I tried to make a gondola chesh, this came out.

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Humans are obligated to offer virgin boys to dragons as hus- sacrifices.

>> No.44585307

>>44584531
>Ice Dragon turns up on the open fields for their Annual Battle for Ultimate Supremacy
>Red Dragon isn't there
>Declares Victory after over a thousand years!
>goes to find Red Dragon to gloat
>finds Red Dragon
>she's in Anon's kitchen, wearing a NakedApron and baking cookies, with Anon's cum dripping out of her
>Ice Dragon screams, realizes she actually has Lost

>> No.44585871

>>44584531
>Green Dragons are basically like Starscream or any other type of backstabbing henchman levels of tsundere, keeps trying to poison you and gets mad when it doesn’t work
>Black Dragons groom you into the Gomez to their Morticia
>White Dragons basically just treat you as a warm dick to fuck and throw freshly killed raw deer flanks at you for food
>Blue Dragons love to shower you with electricity and laugh at the way your dick is basically a lightning rod
>Red Dragons begrudgingly call you their single most important treasure and hold you close, never letting go

>> No.44585972

>>44585871
Red claws typed this post.

>> No.44586002

>>44585871
So red dragons are yanderes?

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I'm gonna eat some gator tail ifyaknowwhatimsayin'

>> No.44586116

>>44586002
I hope so

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>>44582093

>> No.44586140

>>44586104
That crocodile in that top pic was miserable.

>> No.44586146

>>44586104
I dont know what you are saying.

>> No.44586152

>>44585871
white dragons are crazy yanderes, actually they also have that hebi soulfire attacks

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>>44582581
i like learncows

>> No.44586219

Dear Lilims,
Plz gib crow tendu who makes these sounds:
https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/16eu6dj/an_11_second_video_from_16_my_expectations_were/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb
kthxbai

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>>44582093

>> No.44586250

>>44585871
So they're all shit. Great

>> No.44586268

>>44586250
The purple one wasn’t mentioned wonder what she’s like, I like to imagine she has the personality of yuri.

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>> No.44586274

>>44586268
Aren't making things better

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>>44586250
you don't want to be called her single most important treasure and held close, never let go?
shit taste

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>>44586250
The metallic dragons are nicer.

>> No.44586301

>>44586278
I'm not some cunt's possession/object/treasure
>>44586286
How?

>> No.44586308

>>44585871
I like it when dum monsters try and feed their husbands food they can't safely digest (raw meat, wood, rocks, w/e) and get very worried and fussy when he refuses to eat

>> No.44586312

>>44586274
What you don’t want a shy yandere anon?

>> No.44586316

>>44585227
Christian hellwans are my favorite fan interpretation

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>>44586301
picky faggot
maybe a little bit of rape will calm you down

>> No.44586329

>>44586301
>I'm not some cunt's possession/object/treasure
Thats literally what marriage is you dolt

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>>44577756

>> No.44586336

>>44586316
Technically God does have wild beasts he sends to punish the wicked besides angels so could do something with that idea.

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>>44586286
I will not accept this slander against Tiamat's daughters.

>> No.44586354

>>44586186
instead of that, im going to just fuck ms haku during her math class

>> No.44586362

>>44586323
That's why I hate you. Always pushing this shit on others
>>44586329
Marriage is the other way around normally.
>>44586312
Same problems

>> No.44586373

>>44586362
So equal or maledom?

>> No.44586398

>>44586308
>harpy tries to feed you scraps of raw meat
>looks sad, worried, and confused when you don't eat them
You're going to give your wife grey feathers, anon.

>> No.44586416

>>44586362
Stop being gay and MERE the dragon, just as the profile intended.

>> No.44586422 [DELETED] 

>>44586373
Yes, that's what I looking for
>>44586416
I'm too weak and stupid for that.

>> No.44586448 [DELETED] 

>44586373
Yes, that's what I'm looking for
>>44586416
I'm too weak and stupid for that.

>> No.44586471

>>44586373
Yes, that's what I'm looking for
>>44586416
I'm too weak and stupid for that.

>> No.44586550

>>44586471
>>44586448
>>44586422
Well, stupid at least.

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>>44586550
I didn't lie

>> No.44586653

>Take a ``What monster girl would be best suited to be your wife´´ online test for fun
>the website scrapes your location and sends it to the nearest monster of whatever species you get

>> No.44586688

imagine p'orc but in that japanese cop uniform with the cute little hat and short pencil skirt

>> No.44586756

>>44586653
Waiting for my dork Ushi patiently….

>> No.44586802

>>44586653
So you can get a race that you don't want ?

>> No.44586830

>>44586802
cry some more fag

>> No.44586862

>>44586830
It was a genuine question

>> No.44586906

>>44586862
No, you can't ruin muh perfect hugbox.

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>> No.44587004

>>44586906
But getting what suits you the best don't mean getting what you want

>> No.44587011

>>44581667
Gyaru Pyrow in a nurse outfit
That Pyrow is a- MEDIK!!

>> No.44587022

>>44587004
This actually used to be something you can say but now is probably considered grimdark.

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>> No.44587140

I’m gonna drink the forbidden potion and become a lewd living nightmare and go on a sexual rampage through Mamono cities.

>> No.44587188

Time makes toms of us all.

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>>44586362
>Marriage is the other way around normally.
From a christian perspective while the male is supposed to lead, marriage is the act of giving yourself to your spouse entirely. You do both become each other's property and own each other in mind and body, hence why its supposed to be significant as you do become bonded. This is why that there isn't any real clause for divorce in a religious wedding except 'unto death' and its still considered adultery to divorce and get a new spouse, only one contract is valid before God after all.
Also; state managed marriage contracts are fake and gay.

>> No.44587194

remember, just fuck your monster teachers, literally and you will get a+ without an issue

>> No.44587200

>>44586802
Well, if you answer the questions honestly then you would get the race you want.
It contains questions such as
>are you alergic to animal hair?
>are you scared of insects
>are you prone to crying/depressive mood swings
>Would you accept an apple from a stranger?
>FLESH WEAK, SYNTHETIC BETTER: AGREE? Y/N
It gets progressively more on the nose, as the questions are actually you chatting with several mgs getting more desperate by the minute.
It also scrapes your entire search history and introduces several trojans into your PC, just in case.

>> No.44587229

>>44587192
That's what I meant but I couldn't explain it

>> No.44587231

>>44587022
It'd only be considered grimdark because media literacy is not something people possess in the current year.

>> No.44587250

>>44587200
What if I don't like insect, at all, but mantis are ok and I like their personality? A form can't iron out this details and you will get something else.

>> No.44587258

>>44587231
>It'd only be considered grimdark because people flunk their critical thinking courses in school
FTFY

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>>44577756

>> No.44587269

>>44587250
>anon wants insect wife
>responds to insect-related questions with negatives.
Idk anon, you might be a bit dumb.

>> No.44587271

>>44586362
>"waah i hate it i hate you"
>while providing no example of what he likes
if the dragons mentioned so far are shit, describe a non-shit dragon. do it fgt or no balls

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>>44582093

>> No.44587294

>>44587258
Do schools even have critical thinking courses these days?

>> No.44587303

>>44587271
not him but my ideal dragon is posessive and aggressive, evil with a penchant for dark and forbidden magic to dominate the world. Possible a dracolich. Those are cool.

>> No.44587310

>>44587292
imagine bogie haku

>> No.44587318

>>44587303
tis some chuuni shit

>> No.44587339

>>44587269
No, for once I think that I'm right. I ask you a general question like, "do you like bugs, answer by yes or no" and you hate them expect for one. You won't answer yes to the question since your answer is a result of a general sentiment

>> No.44587343

>>44587318
I'm allowed be chuuni when talking about my power fantasy wife. Is it wrong to say I want to be the one to open up her sealed tomb and unleash that horror back into the world?

>> No.44587383

>>44587271
Tomboy, gentle and kind dragon that I could defeat. It's impossible

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>> No.44587532

>>44587339
Two things.
If really dislike insects that much then you wouldn't want an overzised insect as your wife, even if you really like her personality, no matter how much you have convinced yourself of the contrary looking at 2d pics of them
And is it really that hard for you to imagine yourself acing the test and getting the wife you want. Gess you will have to deal with a monster that would be your second choice then, instead of your perfect imaginary wife. Up to you to turn them down, or accept their love even if they aren't perfect. If you really answered the questions truthfully, then you wouldn't get anything you would hate, or not care for.
Also, imagine the confusion of the mantis girl that was secretly chatting with you being painfully rejected by anon saying that insects are the worst and give him the creeps,and then somehow backpedaling to liking them. I really question the realism of this scenario. Do take into consideration the questionare is made up of several questions

>> No.44587573

>>44587343
It's cute.

>> No.44587580

>>44587383
Why would you want to beat a gentle and kind dragon? Are you a psychopath?

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>> No.44587607

>>44587294
They did when I was in, part of the English classes where you'd read a story and have to interpret it. Most people just couldn't which I figure is the test to tell if someone's stupid or not.

>> No.44587628

>>44587294
I didn't take one in high school. Logic is a popular course at uni, though.

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>> No.44587684

>>44587258
>>44587294
https://files.catbox.moe/cj7qsk.png

>> No.44587704

>>44587628
>Logic is a popular course at uni
Judging by the absolute state of the average millenial and early zoomer, the failure rate for the course must be 99%

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>>44587684
nursing handjob would fix me

>> No.44587732

>critical thinking courses are changed to critical thrusting courses
>the first practical lesson always ends with a 100% coupling quota

>> No.44587747

gimme bogie learncow gf
i wanna learn calculus via intense clussy violence

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>>44587732
monsters love crit builds

>> No.44587785

>>44587598
I can tell I can trust this lady by her kind face.

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>>44587704
I find *most* people pursuing a degree are intelligent, capable, and relatively pleasant to speak to.
Obvious exceptions, of course. When I was a freshman the guy who lived across the hall from me trapped me in the hallway, talked at me for a straight hour about how Ted Kaczynski was right, and then tried to get me to take molly with him.
Uh... Also, octopi are sexy.

>> No.44587810

>>44587785
there's great job security in evil henchman-ing!

>> No.44587824

>>44586219
>a fucking reddit link
holy shit this place is dead what the fuck happened to these threads

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>>44581699
Instructions unclear, made e-girl goth Titania

>> No.44587855

>>44587842
Or maybe it's a cosplay for a Naruto ninja?

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>>44587795
octopi are pretty sexy, aren't they

>> No.44587860

>>44587580
Beaten in fight as mentioned in the profile

>> No.44587861

>>44587842
oh no she's hot
and her fairy entourage wouldn't be far behind

>> No.44587866

>>44587842
Nice.

>> No.44587869

>>44587842
beeg fairy

>> No.44587914

>>44587842
Very nice.

>> No.44587927 [SPOILER] 
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Drums... Drums in the deep... They are coming

>> No.44587939

>>44587927
M-maybe Orcs aren't so bad after all

>> No.44587953

>>44587927
Stupid nose

>> No.44587955

>>44587927
>>44587939
Silly Anon, those were goblins
You gotta keep going east if you want to find orcs

>> No.44587956

>>44587927
Those were goblins though

>> No.44587958

>>44587955
>>44587956
Ho-ho, my lad! Down go, my lad!

>> No.44587968

>>44587958
Goblins of the world, you can tell where they hail from the clothes they wear.
Leaf in their hair? Forest goblin.
Mining Hat? Mountain Goblin
Pale skin and nearly white eyes? Deep Cave goblin
Bandana and hot pants? Sea Goblin

>> No.44587991

>>44587955
So if i defeat the High Orc and make her my wife i get to keep her entire batallion of Orcs as servants, right?

>> No.44588000

>>44587991
Yeah, you gotta find the chieftain, defeat her, and possibly defeat a few rivals/claimants

>> No.44588009

>>44588000
Don't forget to slap your handprint on her to let everyone know who she belongs to

>> No.44588016

>>44588000
>have to also defeat my wife's rivals
Marriage is troublesome.
>>44588009
Puting a bun in her oven is more effective.

>> No.44588036

>>44587955
>>44587956
I prefer mge orcs aesthetically to mge goblins

>> No.44588047

>>44587842
Damn innocent bimbo queen fairy

>> No.44588062

>>44588009
Red iron marking?

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>>44588036

>> No.44588103

>>44588062
A what now

>> No.44588114

>>44587824
prolly just an ESL

>> No.44588144

>>44588084
Cute dork

>> No.44588184

>>44587532
I do but answers delete questions. Also, I'm full of contradictions so your form won't end well.

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>> No.44588227

u wake u in a town of learncows, learnwurms, learnhounds, learncore, learndolls, learnbogies... you get the picture, you woke up with a demon siler sword, a leather armor set, a few gold coins, and your hungry as hell
U can go to the guild and get a bite to eat but be accosted by the partons there, the street vendor u woke up right in front of, shes selling oddly warm milk and some chicken skewers, but she is a rather creepy looking learnjinko whose hair covers her face and her skin is pale as paper, and the third is a rather strange house that's wide open, it seems to be of a rather rich resident and looks like its been recently evacuated for some reason but there is a sweet and savory odor emanating from the door.
which path do you choose?

>> No.44588248

>>44588144
She didn't need the drink to pounce on him, she just found it made things more fun

>> No.44588258

>>44588227
[X] Genuflect

>> No.44588278

>>44588184
Not even the smartest Haku would be able to decipher this. What the fuck are you trying to say?

>> No.44588289

>>44588248
>lamia drinks 1 glass of beer
>suddenly can't keep her hands to herself, starts leaning heavily against you and you notice her tail curling around behind you
yeah, i'm sure she's very drunk

>> No.44588310

>>44587991
>Hold, I have a battalion of men to cross your road
>She has a battalion of p'orcs to cross my road
>Rape ensues and the demon lords army is delayed one day due to a mass of of men and p'orc flesh.

>> No.44588317

>The bone on the steak was shattered in multiple places, the meat covered in burns and sear marks. All courtesy of the diminutive and ferocious blur. The fairy stepped back from the ruin of meat, which had been affixed to a pole. She liked to ‘wind down’ from her contests. She unwound the umber strips of cloth wrapped around her feet and fists, the red soaked into the cloth was more pigment than blood at the beginning of the match, but now, after her bout, only Aries knew what the major cause of the red staining was. “See, I tolds ye. They reimbursed us double for the kitchen.” she said.

>WS nodded politely while working up a lather in a bowl of water. The idea that she would get reimbursed for assaulting a mamono in the kitchen would’ve been hard for him to swallow, once upon a time. The advance sales of his next guide had more than doubled as well, another weird side effect of how mamono did things.

>”Come here, I’ll wash off the…residue.” he suggested. The Sidhe put on a burst of speed from her seemingly endless reserves of energy and took a flying leap into the warm soapy liquid. She groaned happily as he carefully scrubbed her.

>”What a pack of morons eh? Thinking I’d go easier bare handed!” she said as he scrubbed away at a streak of ochre. WS nodded as he continued washing her, that had definitely been a mistake on their part. Her bindings had been soaked in burning Salamander Umber at the beginning of the match. The little Sidhe had no compunctions against introducing the searing pigment across and…inside her opponents.

>”How’d the bitch squeal when I gave her the ol’ burning ring? Like a stuck pig, innit?” asked the Sidhe excitedly. WS gave a small recap of squealing and pleading mamono, complete with her pleas to a higher power and contortions. Understandably, the Sidhe wasn’t always in the best position to see her opponent’s external responses. The fairy guffawed merrily as he elaborated, her affect growing more vigorous with every description.

>At last she was laughed out, tears in her eyes, but still ever the dynamo of energy. She did, after all, seem to literally feed on his descriptions. She grasped his hand then, twining around so fiercely that it interfered with his gentle washing of her small eager form. He paused, well aware of her habits. “Now tells me bout yer latest chapter~” she cooed as wrapped a leg across his finger. And so, of course, he did, and in thorough detail.

>> No.44588402

>>44588258
you are still hungry and now your stomach is grumbling
Attracting that learnjinko that's near you and shes asking you if you are hungry

>> No.44588427

>>44588227
Learnjinko mating press

>> No.44588440

>>44588227
I would like to know more about the learnwurms.

>> No.44588455

>>44588440
their diet primarily consists of books

>> No.44588514

>>44588455
>>44588440
books, essays, mathematical proofs, and even stone tablets of records
they can recite every word from the anything they eat
but are highly autistic
their milk also gives lots of int and str

>> No.44588518

Haunted ship girls.
>Hair like tattered sails.
>Rise out the swimming pool very dramatically.
>Insists you use a life jacket.

>> No.44588543

>>44588518
>not a pirate with a tattered sail cloak

>> No.44588551

>>44588543
nah, it's weirder. he wants her to be the boat

>> No.44588600

>>44588518
ghost train gf

>> No.44588614

>>44588600
Wild West steam.

>> No.44588661

>Janitor applications are now being accepted
Prepare your asses, gacha and /tg/faggots.

>> No.44588676

>>44588661
Can you uninstall hatsune mick while you're at it

>> No.44588681

>>44588600
S U P L E X

>> No.44588707

>>44588661
God I wish we get a proper janny, but I'm afraid they'll shit their pants and keep complaining about being discriminated until you're removed because 4janny staff won't care to actually look into the matter.

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>>44588600
I'M GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN

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>> No.44588799

>>44588661
This is not the mge thread.

>> No.44588815
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Have hot sweaty sex with succubi

>> No.44588859

>>44588600
>its her and her massive family, all females and shes the ancestor of the rest of the ghosts
>its like a house inside, has internet, baths, malls, and even a "brothel"basically for roleplay between you and the ghosts
>some ghosts are sexy cops, some are sexy nuns, some are even cute train conductor girls
>>44588815
I wish to fuck her while I get smothered by her meaty body

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>>44588799

>> No.44588871

>>44588860
Seethe?

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>> No.44589010

how do i make that haku nerd do my homework, just say i'd fuck her if does and then just eat her out

>> No.44589020
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>>44588518
Like this dudes? I always thought she was cute too, shame I keep forgetting the artist. There's at least one more pic of her in her fully body out there, but can't find it in my mess of a MGE folder.

>> No.44589063

>>44588661
I cannot possibly think of something more pathetic than becoming a janitor for one specific thread on a Latvian corkboard forum.

>> No.44589086

>>44588758
Leafy Green is one of the best mamano guitarists, she got lessons from Randy after he got isekai'd.

>> No.44589096

>>44589063
I'm sure you could if you really tried.

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>>44588518
>>44589020
A real shipgirl.

>> No.44589126

>>44589111
That was the exact pic I was looking for, thank you for posting it anon.

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>> No.44589138

>>44589129
>face tries to act disinterstedin you
>tail betrays her facade
man I loved monsters with tails

>> No.44589143

>>44589063
Becoming a janitor of as much of the internet as you can for a japanese porn artist? The precedent is definitely there. If anything I'm almost 100% sure those guys are trying for it.

>> No.44589177

This is an MGE thread
It always has been
Thread canon is based on MGE 99% of the time
Other sources are tolerated unless they overstay their welcome

>> No.44589179

>>44589111
So, is that cannon in the hull her vagina?
>>44589177
Fuck off.

>> No.44589219

>>44589177
Fuck you. All MGs are queens

>> No.44589251

>tfw ywn be adopted by a hatter with a pixar mom sized lower half and her sisters being a meat and cheeky chehsire, a kinda creepy yet meaty and cow-like bogie, and an agile yet shapely kakuen as well

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I was going to post this later, but as I was browsing though the thread, I thought some earlier topics were too perfect not to add to.

So it's been a while. Sorry for that. Less time in my life compounded by being in the middle of writing longer stories + being shit at time management meant I've been absent for a while. I want to change that, but time will tell. Any ways, I bring you Ghost Carriage, a story about a man and a ghost carriage. Go figure. I realise in hindsight that there was very little actual carriage involved, but hey maybe that can some later as a little follow up story. As always, I hope you guys enjoy and comments and criticisms are more than welcome.

https://penywisebin.wordpress.com/2023/09/11/ghost-carriage/
https://archiveofourown.org/works/49996669

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>>44589138

>> No.44589269

>>44589177
Newfags don't know mgs-threads always have been pro-MGE. And all that hatred towards me just proofs it.

>> No.44589278

Looks like the mick isn't enjoying the thought of a janny that isn't actively protecting him

>> No.44589280

>>44589260
eyyy you're alive
good to see you

>> No.44589293

>>44589260
nice

>> No.44589298

>>44589260
Well hello, didn't we just talk about all the writers who had disappeared?

>> No.44589326

>>44589269
Maybe you should go ask why everything is paywalled and communication is stonewalled instead.

>> No.44589354

>>44589280
>>44589293
>>44589298
Thanks anons. And while I'm weary of talking and not actually doing, I do have ~50k words of Dark Elf goodness 90% done. I hope to have that out soonish so hopefully it shouldn't be such a long gap between posts this time.

>> No.44589378

>>44589129
Tummies are so lewd

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>>44589378
Especially the erotic kind.

>> No.44589452

>>44589269
What newfags dont seem to understand is that we aren't worshipping KC
KC just made a good setting which we adopted
This has always been the case

>> No.44589470

>>44589260
Holy shit it's penywise

>> No.44589474

>>44589129
this galis basically how bunny girls are built but her tits would be smaller and her lower half meatier and muscular as well

>> No.44589502

>>44589470
Hey anon, hope you enjoy it.

>> No.44589547

>>44589260
YEAAAHH
Not in a gay way but I missed you and Lanternon :(

>> No.44589548

>>44589452
Content he doesn't want posted here is reported to him...

>> No.44589566

>>44589548
>shitposters want to ruin the thread
Shocking!

>> No.44589571

>>44589451
Loli tummy erotic...

>> No.44589575

>>44589566
You are not as subtle about this as you think you are.

>> No.44589607

>>44589575
Subtle about what?
Just state what you are accusing me of.

>> No.44589617

>>44589547
Thanks anon, hopefully it doesn't take me so long next time.

>> No.44589623

Marry the lims.

>> No.44589646

I just need a clingy obsessive jealous fox wife that emotionally manipulates me into being with her on every single second of free time that i have. Is that too much to ask?

>> No.44589647

>>44589623
The lolims...

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>> No.44589664

>>44589647
do lolims even come out of their castles before theyre in their twenties
they got all that schooling and empire ruling learning to do

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>>44589623
Ain't never gotta tell me twice

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>>44589646
seems doable

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>>44589652
Great artist, not so great content.

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>>44589646
>Is that too much to ask?
no

>> No.44589683

>>44589673
I like this fox

>> No.44589688

>>44589623
if only they buillt like them pixar moms with massive asses, thighs and wide hips

>> No.44589705

>>44589664
Some of them do during their rebellious phase. They usually end up overpowering some (un)lucky man who happened to cross paths with them

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>>44589682

>> No.44589714

>fox gf
>keeps switching between a 2 tailed loli and a 9 tailed hag with fat milkers
>keeps saying that "THIS" is her true form and the other was a ploy to the point it feels like a gag
>just hoping her true form at least has fat tits, regardless of tails

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>tfw you hate tofu but you have to convince everyone your wife loves it
>because you and her are the ones raiding the neighbors chicken coops and you need to cover it up

>> No.44589744

>>44589607
I dunno who or what but I do know that a group that at least watches here is taking things far too far.
Also, is catbox down for anyone else?

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>>44589623
>>44589647
Marry the lolis, no need to restrict yourself to lilims.

>> No.44589785

>>44589736
Anon don't be a dick, just raise your own chickens.

>> No.44589796

>>44589771
As long as she's a loli I'll go with almost anything

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Buying a t-shirt in Dragonia without knowing what it says!

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>>44589821
>I am a slut for big dragon tails

>> No.44589864

>>44589821
Dragons are too cowardly to do anything about it anyway

>> No.44589866

>>44589821
It's okay. Wurm can't read either.

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>> No.44589900

>>44589785
>have a foxwife
>keeping baby chicks nearby
You see the problem right?

>> No.44589933

>>44589900
Just control your wife.

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>>44589260
remember, kids: don't ride in a strangers stagecoach or that could happen to you
plus she might start drifting corners and doing sick donuts

>> No.44589967

>>44589796
I might not go as far as almost anything, but there's a good 1-2 dozen species in mge that I'd consider top tier loli wife.

>> No.44589974

>>44589967
jabberwock and tsurara have long intrigued me

>> No.44589993

>>44589143
>Becoming a janitor of as much of the internet as you can for a japanese porn artist? The precedent is definitely there. If anything I'm almost 100% sure those guys are trying for it.
There's literally like five people who are in direct contact with KC that let him know about stupid shit already. But you assmad retards like The Mick and Shoggocks always single out Puuyo for *whatever* fucking reason.

>> No.44590007

I want dragon to breathe fire down my throat.

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>>44589958
Truly a cautionary tale for the ages. There is nothing more frightening than the Drifting Dead.

>> No.44590030

>>44589623
I can fix them

>> No.44590034

>>44590007
I want a dragon to ram their fat futa cock down my throat

>> No.44590037

>>44589993
Hello, puuyo.

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>>44589623
>Good, the portal worked. If we had a repeat of that farm animal accident... the important thing is we didn't
>Anyway, now that you're here I'd like to ask you some questions about your world. Help us avoid any misunderstandings when we take over.
>I suppose we could call it an interrogation, if that's what pushes your buttons.

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>> No.44590059

>>44590043
Yeah, if you could just skip the whole 'saving everyone' part of the plan and kill every world politician you'd be doing the entire race a huge favor, thanks.

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>> No.44590096

>>44590081
>never thought it could happen to me
>this year more than a million monstergirls will become sorceress turbovirgins
>now more than ever we need to activate the portals
>write your district lilim today

>> No.44590098

>>44590081
>8cuck

>> No.44590120

>>44589974
>jabberwock and tsurara have long intrigued me
Coincidentally they both make it to my list too.
The Jabberwock in the profile looks so serious and aloof with her expression and sleek dragon parts, despite the lewd color scheme and even though wocks are lewd and respect being pushed down and assaulted. Tsurara's profile art is very descriptive of the race's character too I feel, with how she's simultaneously cold and stoic yet sexual, and how she's wearing a super revealing short kimono that draws attention to her thighs and pantyless hips and her hair being tied still gives her an active look.

It's easy to see how great both their physical and mental traits would fit younger versions.

>> No.44590152 [DELETED] 

>>44590098
They are basically our version of election tourists now, thank /trash/ cucks and mick.

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>>44590007
>Fuck around and find out with a White Dragon
>She breathes pure ice magic down your throat, turning you into a jelly legged hugslut

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>> No.44590251

>>44590228
but i'm already that

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I just want to explore the world and dungeon crawl with monster girls. I'm pretty useless in a fight but I'd gladly watch or be a healslut support as we travel the world beating up dragons or orcs or enchanted armor or whatever the fuck animes do these days. I have no image to properly convey the sense of having a varied monster girl party exploring dungeons and crap so settle with this.

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>>44590228
>turning you into a jelly legged hugslut
So nothing has changed?

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>> No.44590420

>>44590393
dem big ass ears

>> No.44590439

>>44590420
All the better to hear you moan

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>>44590420
Such big weak spots.

>> No.44590488

>>44588278
me right, you wrong.

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>> No.44590530

>Penywise woke up
>Beast woke up
Who's next?

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If you don't go to the pet shop, the pet shop goes to you.

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>> No.44590746

>>44590715
imagine a girl looking at you like this

horrifying

>> No.44590758

>>44590715
>masturbating by using another person
Dumb fox.

>> No.44590767

So is there gonna be any official release of a profile this year or what?

>> No.44590770

>>44590758
It's peak demeaning femdom though. Kinda hot to be called a dildo.

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>>44590758
>fox
I don't see any tails.

>> No.44590776

>>44590767
Message and ask?

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>>44589878
>10 days of mourning for the king of margaritaville
Divers Do It Deeper, Sailors do it wetter

>> No.44590782

>>44590776
lol, good one anon.

>> No.44590790

>>44590758
That's kinda hot. You can just lay your hand down between her legs and let her rub herself off on it.

>> No.44590791

>>44590767
seems unlikely

>> No.44590803

>>44590780
Why does that shark get to decide where people can swim?

>> No.44590814

>>44590803
Because she can swim through the rip tides and you can't.

>> No.44590815

>>44589821
>slut for salamanders
>lecherous for lizards

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>>44590803
You see how big she is? You gonna argue with her?

>> No.44590834

>>44589821
Doing the same thing but in Zipangu, Mist Continent or any desert kingdom

>> No.44590841

>>44590814
I totally can
>>44590817
Of course. I'm not going to be bullied out of the water

>> No.44590849

>>44590841
It's fine, my swimmers are going to bully her caviar.

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>>44590251
>>44590393
Then, just because I'm retarded.

>Tell Malef you're going to correct her
>Tell her you're going to make her a 'Mere female lizard'
>She grabs your face, pulls you close
'Oh no no no, the one who'll be corrected is not I, here's to hoping you took a deep breath, lest you might die~'
>Kisses you, but it's not a gentle, romantic kiss
>It's more like a domineering, feral one, her fangs clamping down onto your face and drawing just the slightest bit of blood
>Eyes water as you expect to die and she inhales, only to exhale her fire directly into your gullet
>Expect pain and death and fire and fury but unexpectedly it feels good, a little bit too good. >Her fire begins to burn away all your inhibitions, right down to your bones or so it feels
>Leaving nothing of the man you were before and all of the horny
>It even has a slight after taste of licorice
>Several other Dragons in the room are looking disgusted and offended at your wife's open display of affection and lust as she keeps belching fire into you
>By the time she stops, you're rock hard and nearly fully incubized, and as she begins to lower herself onto you she smiles, wrapping her tail around your leg
"Now you see, you're mine for all of time. Not just for pleasure, but to submit to all of Dragonkind~"

>> No.44590878

>>44590863
Maledomfag will never win

>> No.44590892

>>44590817
simply flip her and take advantage of her catatonic state

>> No.44590895

>>44590790
>you wake up feeling something wet touching you
>it was your fow wife, fully dressed, soaking wet grinding against your leg in a horny trance
>several parts of your body are similarly soaked, and you can smell her scent strongly coming from all over the room.
>she holds you down until she's fully satisfied, marking you completely
>have to call in sick to work

>> No.44590900

>>44590863
>makes him submit to all dragonkind
What a weakoid slut. Better take her outside away from her action figures and make her train to fight.

>> No.44590902

>>44590859
>[x] boldly accept

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>> No.44590945

I HATE THE DEMON LORD
I HATE THE DEMON LORD
I HATE THE DEMON LORD

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>>44590945
Sounds like somebody's in need of reeducation.

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anyone knows any good stories i can read in this comfy sunday?
recently read some wholesome stuff but i crave something with hellwans, give me your recommendations

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>>44590945
rude

>> No.44590965

>>44590945
Me too, not enough edge and blood.

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>>44590878
Fuck you I’m going into the coat.

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>> No.44591016

>>44590982
This girl always confused me. So the suction tentacle goes on and never comes off?

>> No.44591026

>>44590945
Based, when I take the throne of the demon lord I will make all monsters mentally like Unicorns and Cupids. Vote for me today.

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>> No.44591066

>>44590037
Try again Anon.

>> No.44591067
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>> No.44591072

>>44591067
HULK HANDS

>> No.44591079

>>44591057
Quick, compliment her lingerie before she goes into a blood frenzy!

>> No.44591090

>>44590960
theres that one blind wan floating around

>> No.44591094

I'm gonna send rude letters to the local vampire saying she's old and still a virgin after 1000 years and she should just re-alive herself.

>> No.44591108

>>44591067
I want to put my hand under her dress through that open side

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>>44590007

>> No.44591169

>>44591057
>Panties under garters
Heh. She'll never be able to rape me now.

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>> No.44591226

>https://files.catbox.moe/r2hk6g.png
The hellhound continues. Need to fix that chest fur though. I think I know the right shape to do for it though.

>> No.44591242

>>44591226
Do us a favor and kill yourself, thanks

>> No.44591270

>>44590863
>Vomitplay with dragon breath
KYS

>> No.44591329

>>44591198
Horns become more elaborate with every passing artpiece, some subtle and tasteful others big and pretty. What time to be alive.

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ded

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>>44591374

>> No.44591419

>>44590960
https://medusafag.com/2020/10/31/my-friend-from-hell/
Older story about a sad Hellwan.

>> No.44591420

>>44591374
Would you like to talk about why dragon girl battle autist wives are great and you feel safe in their strong, muscular arms?

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>> No.44591462

>>44590878
maledomfags be like
>i'm sure to win because my technique is superior
when faced with a 7 foot tall hellhound with a vagina you could use to forge iron and a feral snarl on her face

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>> No.44591492

>>44591462
I know I can win. Hellhounds seem like they conceal being major quickshots behind all that arrogance!

>> No.44591499

>>44591462
i like when loli salamanders have that unerring confidence so i guess i cant hate too much

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>Wow, I really shouldn't stick my penis in there
>However...

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>>44591519

>> No.44591540

MG most likely to be watching
>Smug wizards getting oneshot compilation 5
On montube?

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>> No.44591583

*The power will be mine just you try and stop me you foolish Mamonos, That this is my finest hour, I’ll have all the power, my triumphs are growing larger, and my rise to villainy will never end!*

>> No.44591603

>>44591492
even if that were the case (it isn't), what's stopping her from just holding you against her chest with a forearm twice as wide as your own and jerking you off until you cry uncle

>> No.44591630

>>44591603
A-auntie~

>> No.44591638

>>44591583
Hardcore level drain until I'm left as nothing but a dependent husk is probably my number one fetish.

>> No.44591648

>>44591603
Me calling her a coward and challenging her honor as a monster! I'm sure it won't end poorly

>> No.44591661

>>44591638
Bullshit that will never happen to me I’m too powerful for that trick.

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>>44591462
I could probably win the first round and dominate a 7ft hellhound, I would lose the second round, but at least I showed her humanity's fighting spirit.

>> No.44591666

>>44591540
Malef.

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>>44590878
>lose to dragon because really what did you expect
>incubization happens
>you don't even notice until a gym session when you realize you can comfortably bench twice your bodyweight
>decide to push further and see how far you can go
>before long you're lifting the weights designed specifically for monsters
>meanwhile you're not sure if she's getting weaker but she's definitely getting softer
>after a few months, you decide to challenge her to another battle
>her pride compels her to accept, but the look in her eyes says she already knows you're stronger than her

>> No.44591697

It's not called the indomitable human spirit for nothing. I won't take it lying down. Well at least for three rounds then maybe I will

>> No.44591724

>>44591683
incubisation only really boosts stamina, some physical resilience, and dick size, and reduces the refractory period
you aren't benching cars cause you got raped by a dragon

>> No.44591774

Fuck it I’m going the genetic modification route, reject incubization and cybernetics embrace animal.

>> No.44591786

>>44591724
It's one of the ways like being blessed by the Chief God to remove power limiters. So yes you actually will start benching cars if you start autistically training like a dbz character.

>> No.44591803

>>44591724
It unlimits your human ceiling and according to the sabbath grimore it continually increases your mana in a positive feedback

>> No.44591815

Imagine getting help from a woman to gain power lmao.

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>stuff the drug fairy down your pants
>walk around as she fondles you and smoke comes pouring out your crotch.
>look like you have an intimidating, writhing fire dick

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>>44577756

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>> No.44591920

>>44591540
Malef, Balrog, Deonora from her palace

>> No.44591934

>>44591820
You'd think being stuffed down there would cause a fairy to suffocate but nope! Fairy Magic!~

>> No.44591946

>>44591820
man what I'd do to her if she were x6 her size...
still I will be nice to small fairies in hopes they might say a kind word about me to their big sisters

>> No.44591999

>>44591912
>pretend your asleep
>suddenly wake up and spook your Nightmare

>> No.44592035

kiki with a massive behind

>> No.44592085

>>44591999
Trips of dreaming about horsepussy

>> No.44592095

>>44590767
Unlikely. It seems like KC is paywalling all future releases and there's been virtually no communication as to whether or not Malef will ever be released publicly. Which sucks more because you can't do fanart of them and we don't even know if stories are allowed.

>> No.44592118

>>44589020
link uncensored, please. :3

>> No.44592152

>>44592118
https://e-hentai.org/g/2314879/38cc7c7351/

>> No.44592180

>>44592152
tyvm :D

>> No.44592257

>enter monster girl world
>the goddess appears before you. gleaming and resplendent as all holy angels should be.
>"oh chosen human. You will be the one to defeat the demon lord and bring peace to the realms!"
>great
>she gives you a holy sword and buffs your level straight to 99
>sends you down to mundus and you start your journey
>picking through the woods you've been stuck in you come across a cave. It looks occupied, probably by ruffians
>you know beating these bandits will be easy with your cheat powers, you move in
>but your armor isn't stealthy, a clamorous noise from falling over yourself causes those within to come rushing at you
>they're lolis
>a smug little witch is looking at you
>"Oh ho ho ho, look at this girls! Looks like we got another big bad hero here."
>she's standing right above you. You can see right up her skirt to her little cat print panties
>she notices
>"You like it, mister? Heh, a perv like all the others."
>she signals to the other girls with her, and two little imps grab you
>they drag you further in
>eventually you reach where they must be living. They've got furs and pelts on the ground in a pile they must be sleeping in.
>they throw you on top of it.
>The imps pull off your gauntlets amd each sit on one of your arms, their underwear not concealing what is rubbing against you.
>"You like that mister hero? It's alright. You're just a big lolicon."
>she pulls off your pants and holds herself over you
>then she pulls her panties to the side. You can see her bald little pussy.
>"See, mister hero? I call this my hero squeezer!"
>"It's gonna squeeze out all your levels."
>she descends onto you. You can feel your prick press against her entrance.
>"Say goodbye to being anything but a mana tank for us."
>she slams down on you, her soft little butt slapping against your exposed flesh
>you can't help it, you erupt into her
>"uh oh, mr hero just lost his first level. Help him out girls."
>The little imps kiss your cheeks. The witch starts gyrating. You feel something come out as you cum again.
>level down
>level down
>It's not fair...

>> No.44592273

>>44592152
not that anon but thanks, I had no idea there was more of the ship girl besides the 2 pics.

>> No.44592547

Jinkos could be in your walls at this very moment

>> No.44592586

>>44592547
I don't think they could fit, Jinkos are quite large cats.

>> No.44592593

>>44592586
Jinkos have the natural cat ability to fit into surprisingly small spaces.
Even at their advanced sizes they can make their way into shockingly tiny spots.

>> No.44592629

>>44592547
Well get them out! Thats where I put all of my wall space!

>> No.44592630

>>44592095
What does the Japanese fanbase think of this insanity?

>> No.44592646

>>44592547
"Jinkos could be here" He thought, "I've never done DIY home remodeling before. They could be any of these walls." The cool A/C air felt great against his bare back. "FUCKING WALL JINKOS" he thought. The Soviet Red Choir's rendition of the USSR Anthem reverberated his entire living room, making it pulsate as the dime bag of catnip sold to him as weed pulsated in his veins and washed away his ( merited ) fear of horny tiger women in his walls. "With a sledgehammer, there won't be any Jinkos in these walls," he said out loud.

>> No.44592651

>>44592257
>losing to homeless squatter lolis
Very sad. Every time you fall to loser monsters, a lilim cries herself to sleep at night. Alone. Forever.

>> No.44592662

Damn, too bad there's no hellhound with a fat rack/ass to use as a pillow when I'm feeling so tired

>> No.44592665

>>44592547
If she get's stuck in there I'm purposely going to tease her with a show since she can't get out

>> No.44592669

>>44592646
of course, he really should have expected the attic jinko

>> No.44592670

>>44592547
They’ll have to fight the Devil Bugs for traction.

>> No.44592676

>>44592547
Well then they only have themselves to blame for when they get stuck and I reenact doujins on them.

>> No.44592687

Do Wights naturally turn into Victorian baronesses, or was the large number of Wights present at the time responsible for the social and cultural development of Victorian England?

>> No.44592692

>>44591724
I will bench the wreckage of all the cars those dragon skanks have totaled. FUCK YOU KC I WILL HAVE SEX IN CARS!

>> No.44592714

It’s not just a car…it’s Anon Wick’s car.

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>> No.44592762

>>44592630
I doubt they very much care or are understandably in support of it. Patreon AFAIK is his western platform for content and there's one he uses for Japanese stuff.

TL;DR: Above my pay grade and can't really care past the fifteen seconds taken to write this out.

>> No.44592769

Gimme your most sinister ratas!

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>>44592769

>> No.44592793

>>44592257
Can someone, ANYONE message the devs and tell them to REBALANCE and fix the lopsided monstergirl-leaning meta already!?!?!?!!?

>> No.44592799

>>44592777
Trips of irredeemable villainy.

>> No.44592812

>>44592777
>>44592799
She alone has hacked the info of 777 anons, and given their location to horny monsters

>> No.44592841

>>44589260
Glad you're still with us!

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>>44592769

>> No.44592864

>>44592845
Well what are you waiting for? Do it. DO IT!!!

>> No.44592867

>>44592845
>Anus peeking through
She’s just asking to get her bootyhole “attacked”.

>> No.44592886

>>44592812
>hacking hundreds of anon
Meh.
>waving her hands like she just don’t care
Unforgivable.

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>>44592769
All rata's are sinister because they are journalists.

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heres a rudy in bed since im going to bed

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>> No.44593156

>>44591090
I’m a bit late but where might I find that one if you know?

>> No.44593159

>>44592841
Thanks anon, glad to still be here!

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>>44592769

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Brown kej

>> No.44593211

>>44593188
Hey! I asked for an Oriental whore, not a Nigger!

>> No.44593223

>blindly reach for a loofa in the shower
>grip something kind of spikey and heavy
>it's a manticore tail bulb

>> No.44593227

>>44577835
>move to Hagville because the rent's cheap
>every weekend a new 'Aunt' comes by to check in on me, clean my apartment, cook me dinner
>I now have 13 aunts I never even knew I had all trying to live with me

>> No.44593240

>>44593223
>prick yourself on one of the spikes by accident in the process
>It's going to be a long day

>> No.44593257

>>44580016
>both "shotas" are actually like 40 years old
>they just look at one another while more foxes come in and brag about their husbands

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>> No.44593302

>>44593295
I'll just turn on the AC

>> No.44593310

>>44586335
For some reason the idea of egg laying MG's taking baby pictures with their eggs is so damn wholesome to me.

>> No.44593319

>>44593295
I don't like Ms. Anubis's cousin, she is too rude

>> No.44593365
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Don't let kiki down, she believes in you

>> No.44593390

>>44593365
I get some bad vibes from this Kiki.

>> No.44593430

>>44593365
Watermelon

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>> No.44593448

>>44593433
Please do not sit a stun needle Automaton on your shoulder
its not safe for her to be there.

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>>44593390
You can trust kiki, so ignore her bad impulses

>> No.44593459

>>44593449
Kikimora are so violent!

>> No.44593462

>>44593390
You can't trust kiki, so pay attentio

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>> No.44593534

I double dog dare you to sneak into the haunted house up on harrowfield hill tonight, and bring back something from inside so I know you really did it.

>> No.44593535

>>44593390
ms kiki knows what's best for you
let it happen

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>> No.44593578

>>44593365
A Yandere kiki who murders ever appliance her husband purchases to make her life easier, entire back yard is a graveyard of roombas, vaccuums and food processors.

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>>44592769

>> No.44593581

>>44593534
>anon returns with druella's lederhosen(haunted)

>> No.44593630

>>44589708
>ancient evil fox finally gets unsealed from her prison after 1000 years
>a month later she's just another OL getting bossed at by a 30 something Tanuki and trying not to cry in the bathroom

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>> No.44593712

>>44593365
I remember those greentexts that led to LN making that pic, shit was so good. Before the dark times.

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How do I resist slapping hellhound ass?

>> No.44593726

>>44593666
lol she thinks she can seduce me with such a small abdomen?

>> No.44593731

>>44593714
Alright, Anon. Listen very carefully.
Post more Hellhound ass.
It's all about building up an immunity.
More Hellhound ass is definitely the solution.

>> No.44593747

Eggs cracked
Eggs spoiled
Eggs ruined

>> No.44593756

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prepare for the week to (unfortunately) begin again.
On the plus side, fall will soon be here which means Dryads in their lovely colors!

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>>44593731

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>> No.44593889

>>44593580
Devious, chaotic.

>> No.44593896

>>44593714
>Caught you mirin'

>> No.44593898

>>44593802
Can they turn their heads all the way around like regular owls can?

>> No.44593950

>>44593802
>>44593898
Yes. They turn their heads around because their eyeballs are fixed in one direction. So to look sideways or behind, they just turn their head around.

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>>44593430
Still a good time of the year for some.

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>>44594168
Watermelon kiki is too much

>> No.44594242

He thought he wanted to be devoured by ghouls.
Now he can scarce go 5 minutes without being covered in ghoul spit in some dank crypt.

>> No.44594243

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdQY0ACwSTI

Imagine being a Zipangese reporter and being cancelled for already being in a relationship. So would it mean all the toxic awful shit of IRL Japanese (especially in the JP Entertainment Industry) also works and applies in MGE Zipangu?

>> No.44594271

>>44594242
Sounds like he did want to be devoured by ghouls.

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>she read the rata report of (you)

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