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Howdy /jp/, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi.

I'm a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting my craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks)

I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently leave my ranch emblem on a cattle's hide because it is white-hot, and is vastly superior to any other method of livestock marking. I earned my branding license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak English fluently, both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their cowboy code, which I follow 100%

When I get my American visa, I am moving to Dallas to work in an oil field to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a cattle wrangler for the Double Cross Ranch or an oil rig operator for Exxon-Mobil!

I own several cowboy hats, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I rebel against my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in America!

>> No.4456812

lol

>> No.4456814

Reported and you misclicked >>>/int/

>> No.4456816

Win.

>> No.4456818

>>4456814
>joke flies over head

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>> No.4456825

>>4456818
So if the joke flew over your head too, where does that put you?

>> No.4456826

I hate this pasta.

>> No.4456829

>>4456818
It is hard to laugh over a stale pasta bro. I wish I have bad memory and everything is fresh and funny.

>> No.4456835

>>4456811 I speak English fluently, both Texas and the Oklahoma dialect,

>implying there are on two dialects between these two states

Still, good revision.

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>>4456811

>> No.4456910

I liked Kenichi Jones better.

>> No.4457050

What's the sauce for the pic in that reverse weeabo pasta? He's kind of cute.

>> No.4457066

>>4457050
>weeabo
I will kill you and every member of your family four generations removed.

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