Monster Girl Thread

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Consider big hags

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>>44559071
Your proposal is acceptable.

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I require small vampires
Mosquito bites, lolipires, small bats are all good.

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Post milk hags

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>>44559167
What's so special about fox milk anyway

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hellwan love

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>>44559255
heckin' cute pupperino doggerino

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>>44559066
I'd watch this kung fu flick

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>You're a fool to pursue monsters, human. Lilith wasn't the first demon lord and she won't be the last.

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>>44559255
That one with freckles has to be the cutest.

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>>44559387
Whooooa. Lilith? Does that mean that her husband is mild-mannered psychiatrist Dr. Frasier Crane?

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>>44559479
Yes? we never fully get the identity of Lilith’s husband besides he was a hero of the order before leaving it.

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Ah Friday, finally time for a well deserved rest

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>>44559175
It's not just fox milk, i accept all hags

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>>44559499
>tanuki resting
She has ulterior motives, like getting you to sniff her breath.

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>>44559533
Made for skinny males.

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>>44559499
How are you supposed to rest with a creature like this on top of you the whole weekend?

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>>44559499
Bapho auntster > Danuki auntster

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>>44559600
Comfortably.

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Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground

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consider fox reverse shotgun marriage

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>>44559548
Plenty of monsters made for that

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>>44559879
She's just asking to get her buttons pressed with that pose.

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>>44559965
It’s from a joke I saw years back that the stick get the thick.

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>>44560122
I'm gonna use that now

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>>44559387
I want to enter lilith's dungeon and rehabilitate the former demon lords

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>>44560184
GRAB FAT BELLY

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>>44559956
Imagine how fiery that threesome would get.

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>>44559066
Remember that while it is possible to tame a wurm, they are not tame by default. Wurms found in the wilderness will be more aggressive than those found in the city.
>excerpt from Dragonia tourist's handbook

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>>44560271
Don't worry. Years of shitposting have given me an insight on how dumb people think. It will be a walk in the park to tame the Wurms.

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>>44560312
Screaming NIGGER at the Wurm ?

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kunoichi, but with a huge ass

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>>44560271
A fearsome, feral Wurm. She is the apex predator of her ecosystem.

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>>44560801
ah yes, the ASSASSin

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>>44554789
Breaking a Lich's phylactery is pretty hot
Thanks anon

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I want my wife to get a cold so I can nurse her back to health while also teasing her knowing she can't do anything about it

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>>44560932
jubjub flu is known to induce severe estrus in beastwomen

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Don't be discouraged if a monster beats you, with a little luck an instant loss can become a 9-months win

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>>44559600
How could you not? Under hag udders is my ideal resting place

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>>44560271
>>44560271
the swamp wurm

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>>44560966
>smug monster instantloss'd you
>after 5 months she can no longer move without help
Ms lich concoctions sure are useful!

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>>44560932
Things I would do to a bedridden hellhound/manticore
>Massage (squish) the fuck out of her paw beans
>Put ice cubes on their head and watch them melt
>Blow raspberries on their tummy
>Stick a thermometer in tailpussy
>Stroke her head
>Put my head in her chest fluff to make her feel better
>Warm her up when she gets chills
>Make her favourite soup
>Stroke her tail
>Edge her (very dangerous)
>Watch her favourite movie with her in bed while she falls asleep in my arms
>Ear scritches to sleepy ill beast woman

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>>44560966
>>44561018
Wombs are the universal monster weak point

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>>44561018
How good did you give it to her? Damn.

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>>44561039
She did it to herself
She faces the cocksequences of her actions
She won't be able to hold them all

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>>44561031
the smug-breaker

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>>44561110
You've created a baby hungry monster.

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>>44561021
>hold her hand until she falls asleep
>let go
>she starts whimpering but doesn't wake up

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>>44559066
Human men belong under fox butts.

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>>44561153
>Leave bedside to go make some food for when she wakes up
>Come back to her muttering and tossing in her sleep
>"Anon... where did you go anon...?"
>Pulls sheets around herself
>"So cold..."
>Make mistake of giving her a pat on the head
>Sleep hound activated
>Grabs you in her sleep and turns, forcing you under her
>You aren't moving until she wakes up
>At least she's soft

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>>44561194
>squeezes you real tight
>slowly her breathing slows down
>returns to a very peaceful snooze

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>>44560271
a good steak is all u need to tame a wurm

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>>44561207
>Hellhounds sleep naked (like most monsters)
>Concentrated dose of chest fluff makes you hard
>Moves in her sleep again
>Dick is now very close to her pussy
>Try to move it out of the way
>End up stuck in hellhound
>Get milked while she sleeps
>8 hours of sleep rape later, she wakes up, your dick still in her pussy
>hfw she managed to break your pelvis without even being conscious
>She never lets you live it down

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>>44560184
pitbull kobold it's just hellhound lite

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i desire fat neethound

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>>44561261
Bulldogs are different from putbulls. They're stubborn but friendly, and are considered one of the best breeds to keep around children.

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Magical catgirl.

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>>44560932
How would anon's treat their wife when she gets a flu? Besides sex to make her feel better of course.

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>>44561324
i don't think there's any answer besides deredere

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>>44561324
Be annoyed and getting her to the local unicorn. I'm always sick but I don't bother people with it, I expect mamonos to do the same. In a perfect world, she does that while I'm at work

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>>44561324
be by her side and help her

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>>44561292
sorry i forgot that bulldogs exist here in *shitty latin american country* is full of pitbulls

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>>44561324
pulling a chair up by her bed and tending to her throughout the day. Even better if she's arrogant and pretends that she's fine but eventually gives in

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>>44561292
>pitbulls are all shotacons
Well, I guess rape is still better than tearing the kid apart

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>>44561389
>>44561378
It's a flu ffs, at worst she get a little fever. You just need to sleep and take meds.

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>>44561428
yeah but anon is an opportunistic predator

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>>44561441
I don't understand how her getting the flu is helpful

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>>44561428
and? it's only natural u wanna be there?
>>44561471
easier to rape, dum dum, shes weak and vunerable

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Lilim appreciation post, I love me some smug lims

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>>44561493
No it's useless. You waiting on a chair is pointless.
She's sick, raping her is mean and retarded. Just eat a raging mushrooms when she gets better

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Big fat wan tiddies

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Remember to kiss your wife when she is sick, so she can give you the flu and so you don't go to work and can cuddle with her all day.

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i want a big fat wan

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i desire to wake up as the adoptive son of a bogie

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>>44561522
The fatter the wan chest, the easier it is to distract and subdue potential husbands

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>>44561446
>kiss her
>she pulls out a second captcha
>just a big rectangle with the center cut out saying "select all body parts that are lewd"

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>>44561672
and she might moo as well

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>>44561522
A monster's worth is directly poportional to the amount of milk they can produce

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>>44561701
holsts are the best as well as bogies, jabbewrwocks, and wurms

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>>44561701
it's hard to milk loli mamo.

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>>44561747
No it's not

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>>44561786
unless they're oppai loli you have to work your ass off. talk about high maintenance.

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I love my hotdog wife!

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>>44561828
Loli milk will come out if you just suck the loli titty, flat or not

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>>44561865
>massage tiny titties until they're c cups

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>>44561865
loli milk comes out if you impregnate her

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>>44561899
>massage tiny boobies until they become ripe and full of milk
>milk them until they're flat again
>repeat from stage 1

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Snug

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>>44559637
Bapho aunsters are perfectly safe 95% of the time but are extremely dangerous 5% of the time. Dangers include relentless snu-snu, magical/alchemical testing, and excessively strong and tight cuddles. Avoid on full moons, this is when snu-snu and aggressive cuddles occur. Run away when you start hearing angry noises emanating from her arcane laboratory, you're guaranteed to become a test dummy for some lewd potion or spell and then snu-snued.

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>>44562020
Many such cases. A feat of architecture...

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>>44561842
She's not real.

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>>44562020
>>44562037
and one of many..... imagine her after x x amounts of kids and her trying to get back into her old outfit

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Terrormorph monster girl when?

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>>44562048
>Mimic tries to get back into her original chest after numerous kids
>The wood and iron visibly strain trying to fit her Pixar Mom level hips and ass back into it
>She gets even more mad when your daughters and son-in-laws turn into a captive studio audience

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Most shameless/cringe thing a demon could write on a contract that'd you'd still sign?
Some examples of dorkiness:
>Anon must learn the lyrics to my favourite musical so he and I can perform duets in the shower
>Anon must write me a sonnet for my birthday each year
>Anon must win me a giant teddy bear from the fair whenever we go
>Anon must join me on board game weekends AND learn how to DM
Bare in mind that for every silly thing she puts on the contract, she is required to include one that suits your interests.

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>>44561865
Sucking the flat loli titty is it's own reward, even if nothing comes out.

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>>44562058
>can barely stay closed
>She has hold her breath to keep it close
>she cant hold her breath forever....
>Then BOOOM, the poor chest is destroyed

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>>44562059
I will never sign a demon's contract.

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>>44562112
Come now anon, every man has his price

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>>44562122
Yes. She has to be a bottom heavy loli.

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>>44562059
>Anon must join me on board game weekends AND learn how to DM
Being the DM a for bunch of nerdy monstergirls sounds pretty nice actually. Given I’d be there with my demon wife I might even be able to give them advice on how to get husbands of their own.
Hope those bitches like Lancer, because the idea of nerdy monstergirls acclimating to a mecha game is adorable.

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>>44562122
Nope, my soul's not for sale.

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>>44562032
Thank you for telling me the best time to get a bapho auntster

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>>44562138
>Spoiler
Based taste since it's a fun game and Abaddon's art is great. Better than teaching them Castle and Crusades because people won't shut the fuck up about WOTC and ruining D&D.

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>>44562166
>>44562138
>>44562059
She's happy for you to suggest games to her NEET group. Demons love board games, one of her favourites is Diplomacy.

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>>44562125
>sign pear loli demon's practice contracts concerning trivial stuff
>her clauses in most of them want you to take her on a date or sex her

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>>44561243
Is this ai?

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>>44561842
Starting fires throughout the city as an excuse to watch the fire department monsters work

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>>44562185
https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
I could honestly see this group having a lot of fun playing together

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>>44562234
punching bags

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>No cute Jabberwock neighbor who’s close enough to you that you call her auntie.
>Your parents will never keep letting her babysit you while they’re on their long business trips out of town
>They’ll never remain oblivious to the fact that she’s been spending this babysitting time fucking you since you were thirteen and she bribed you to go to sleep with a sloppy ball draining blowjob.
>You’ll never get hard as a teenager can whenever she opens your door naked and drooling to tell you your parents are out for the month again and she’s here to “babysit” you.
>You’ll never marry your Jabberwock hag auntie once you’re 24 and give her all the daughters she’s ever wanted.

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>>44562185
Literally anything other than D&D at this point. Even Pathfinder isn't as bad.

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>>44559879
She's upset because that's not the kind of wedding dress a mamano wants to wear.

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>>44562405
Well too bad, you have to at least be mostly presentable and modest before the human extended family. We can compromise, she can wear sexy lingerie underneath for after the ceremony.

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>>44562427
Can the lingerie be wedding themed?

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>tfw no elf wine aunster

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>>44562473
elven wine is the only thing about elves that gets better with age

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>>44562471
I don't see why not.

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>>44562473
Imagine you turn fifteen and your elf auntster starts only wearing bikinis when she visits
desperate hags

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>>44559066

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>>44562234
Fuck off to /g/, faggot.

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>>44562497
puffy vulva

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imagine an elf but caramel

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>>44562508
You mean Dark Elves?

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>>44562497
Oh no! Old hags in bikinis, my only weakness

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>>44562506
Puffy indeed

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>>44562548
vulva flossing is my favorite

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>>44562508
I prefer drows in their underground femdom societies.

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Elves are just discount wurms

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>>44562572
Explain urself

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>>44560312
Years of shitposting has only taught me that you can't tame a retard.

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Apophis breasts

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>>44562582
You can try.

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>>44562588
Hypnosis devices

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>>44562588

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>>44562588
>>44562614
TITTYMONSTER
TITTYMONSTER

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>>44562578
both have ancient wisdoms and truths that humans cannot fathom

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>>44562614
>sclera is not black

AI-chan...

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>>44562588
must... not... molest...

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>>44562636
based legally distinguishable Automata-chan.

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>>44562504
/g/?

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>>44562588
Is it rude to steal a snek's clothes when she's bathing?

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>>44562651
She'll tell you it is but she'll get peeved if you don't, moreso than if you did.
Damn lewd monster punishments...

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>>44562630
I miss Luth

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Tail warmers
They're like leg warmers - fluffy rings that clip onto your snek wife's tail. If you shell out some extra money, you can get heated or vibrating versions of them.
Or just buy a heatlamp.

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>>44562651
What if you steal her milk?

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>>44562270
>watching a movie with auntie wock
>it's about a knight befriending a dragon to fight against a dark lord
>she has a lot of movies like that
>tell her you want to be a dragon rider when you grow up
>she gets a weird look on her face
>"I'm a dragon..."

>sitting on auntie wock's shoulders as she walks out into the street
>"Hold tight and don't panic, okay?"
>your stomach drops a little as she transforms into a giant multi-headed dragon, lifting you above the rooftops
>one of her heads twists around to look at you
>"How's my little dragon rider doing?"
>tell her you're okay, and with that she flaps her wings and takes off
>spend the rest of the night clinging to her back as she takes you on a aerial tour of the city

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>>44562538
Auntie needs to lose some weight and I know a very convenient method, she won't even need to leave her bed!

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>>44562701
that sounds fun

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>>44562689
>sneakily suckle on apophis' breast while she sleeps
she'll never know

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>>44562588
Snake milk

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>>44562720
grape snilk

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>>44562719
The titty hickies might give it away

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>>44562719
>Murmurs while she sleeps and unconsciously coils around your legs and puts a hand on the back of your head
What now?

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>>44562701
That's adorable. You know how many people loved dragons as a kid? I'm sure 13 year old me would've fainted if I could've ridden on the back of a real dragon.

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>Tape bag of cheap fake makeup blood to neck
>Wear turtle neck over it
>Vampire can't even tell the difference
LMAO

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Stop having sex with your auntster, that immoral
Go for her unmarried friend instead

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>>44562719
>>44562720
Didn't the apophis alt ending from Magus' story have her breastfeeding her hubby? I remember thinking that was funny at the time. Snake milk.

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>>44562763
There is nothing immoral in making older women feel young again

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>>44562772
Got me in the mood for powerful monsters taunting me with tits, knowing I can't resist

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>>44562763
Sorry bro, I got bombarded by a gang of 18 year old pyrows.

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>>44562799
Provide perky punk pyrow please

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>>44562799
>""""18""""
Another Anon ruthlessly hagged...

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https://files.catbox.moe/kmnzw1.mp4
last time im getting a maid from mofucorp. worst part is that she has to stay until the end of next year. always make sure to read the eula guys, there might be a few nasty surprises in there.

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>>44562763
Now I want to make babies with my auntster even more

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>>44562790
It bothers me she doesn't have a tail. Great Kot otherwise.

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>>44562950
It was removed at birth, it's a sensitive subject.

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brush brush brush~

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Foxes. Must post foxes.

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>>44563006
Lick

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>>44563020

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>>44563045
*bite

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>>44563045
Kiss

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>>44563051
>>44563062
Mamano aren't the only ones that "eat" their mates

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>>44563070
It seems that way, yes.

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FACT: The biggest dorks of all were the wandering author and his leanan sidhe.

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>>44563087
>>44563087
ok

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>>44562675
Miss Luth, Loen, Sub-Res, Barbariank, Hhhori, Latenight, not Buck-Satan for artists. Miss Peterdnzl, Thunderbrother, Richter Bromont, CaptainCanuckmerica, Parkedbuggy ( FINISH THE AMAZON STORY YOU FUCKER ), Silent_II, YBA, LDR, Lanternon for writers.

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>>44563078
Hairjob from an ojou kej's massive hair drills

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Ratas.
>online terrors, domineering
>will blackmail and dox
>will give your information to dangerous monsters in your area
>has the personality of a hellhound online
>feels no remorse
But if you find a way to confront her IRL.
>weak, flustered, and submissive
>will mumble apologies as you apply corrective rape
>will cling to you like a little girl holds her teddy bear
>is genuine in her sorrow and affection for you

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>>44562270
>imagine her using her extra mouths to mess with you

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>>44563165
And will still get stab with a real knife for doxing me and ruining my life.

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>>44563107
>Like a tornado of hair, swirling around
>With your dick as the "eye of the storm"

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>>44563211
You could just give in and let her rape you?

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Harpy wife had a strange reaction when I blurted out that I want to lick the sweat off her armpits.

Am I the baddie? I guess I should be glad she wasn't weirded out.

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>>44563070
>"Oh my!"
>"That ferocious look in your eyes.."
>"You're so scary~"

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>>44563224
No, they're a fine line to not cross. I love ratas but if they go too far...

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I want to live in the order and get into a high position in the church based on nepotism then be as corrupt as possible. Waste money on alcohol, lavish living, commissioning art, and selling titles etc. I will allow the church city to fall to mamano for fun

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I want to live in the demon realms and get into a high position in the makai based on getting others hitched then be as pure as possible. Waste money on condoms, modest clothing, commissioning slow burn romance that never goes anywhere, and selling talks about the benefits of chastity etc. I will allow the monsters to seethe for fun

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>>44563292
I want to nibble on a succ's tail.

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>>44563292
Ah, to live a life with a perpetual shit eating grin...
Order nutters have got it made

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>>44563292
>>44563307
The end to both of these lifestyles is rape and happy marriage
>>44563350
They want their tails to be nibbled. Just don't do it public, it would be considered unbearably lewd.

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>>44563292
i'll be the young farm boy whose serectly a dl general that is connected with the royals, the clergy, the military and the common folk while being unassuming and sometimes acting as the court jester then pop the mother of all dark matter balls
I reveal the cicrus that I kept hidden from everyone and make them dance as the fools they were in my ring under my leadership
And when I see the king and the cardinal I'll smile as I put a clown nose on them

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Latenight succs are too powerful.

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>>44563399
Latenigth anything is too powerful.

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i just will introduce monsterizing drugs into order cities
Marketing them as beauty enchancers
then show how a 60 year old hag turned into a sexy one
and watch them turn into monsters and get paid at the same time
and every female would end up monsterizing as well turning their hubbies into incubi

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>>44563417
Charades! What could this succ be saying?

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>>44563417
Very true.

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>>44563237
> I blurted out that I want to lick the sweat off her armpits.
Anon...

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>>44562720
>smilk

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>>44563417
Look how smug they are, damned hags.

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which monster gives pilk naturally

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>>44563522
Stinky NEET Anubis.

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>This defeats the succ

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>>44563522
Pilk?

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>>44563522
>A drink concoction made by combining milk and Pepsi
Only a lovecraftian being can make this so I will say Shog.

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>>44563533
Either she is very small or that man is a giant.

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>>44559499
Need Mamizou wife

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>>44563441
Ah yes, the Latenight Gondola, a very rare creature. Truly we are blessed to see one in its natural habitat.

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>>44563530
would any neet monster be able to pull that off?

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>>44563522
Find an Automaton that can dispense this mixture from her nipples.
>>44563543
Pepsi mixed with milk

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>>44563605
As long as they're stinky, brown and NEET, then sure.

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Benis

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Chaos.

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>be dumb gaijin tourist
>cluelessly go around making the fox sign at random foxes
it is how you greet them and show friendliness, right?

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>>44563565
I want to drink her milk

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>>44563639
How do you say "nice breasts foxy lady" in Zipanguese?

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>>44563654
Sugoi dekai.

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>>44563622
Mämmi sauna

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>>44563654
"Kitsune oppai sugoi". Remember to say it very enthusiastically.

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>>44563604
Note how she uses hair to capture and attach herself to a man she intends to make into her husband. Fascinating.

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>>44563647
It would be very high in alcohol content. Like drinking a white russian.
>>44563666
>get a fuckton of snow one day
>look outside
>random whitehorn looking into your window
>she's stuck in 4 feet of fucking snow
>have to dig her dumbass out

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>>44563677
Along with an exaggerated bow to be polite

[Anonymous No.]

What does the double fox sign mean? What is the difference between it and the single-handed one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44563687
Wouldn't she be able to melt through the snow with her body heat alone? I think its an act.

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>>44563687
https://youtu.be/6GEhM2Byk7w?si=t08zx5lrbJ6XNeJG&t=95
>her as soon as the man she's been watching for months steps outside

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>>44563711
>been watching for months
weird! going to call her weirdo!

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>>44563699
Not any more than a real deer would, but I also doubt she could actually get stuck like this.

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>>44563741
The time for words is over. The time for action is already upon you

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>>44563666
I don't think it's appropriate for a man and a monster to be naked in the sauna together

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>>44563698
It means her power is boosted 2x and is 2x more horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44563666
Saatana

[Anonymous No.]

Adoption agencies were never the same after the portals opened.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to always hold the hand of the monster underneath your bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44563099
ParkedBuggy is still lurking. I mentioned in last thread that I suspect that's his old account and he still actively writes. My money is on Magus.

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>>44563808
I mean if you really want to get into it adoption agencies did the exact same things post and pre portal

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>>44563099
Meant to add: you have excellent taste in artists and authors. Man, I wish the good ol' days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44563808
Children go as soon as they arrive. It's all quite odd. Sometimes even the workers are up to adopt.

[Anonymous No.]

Cute mouse!

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>>44563845
>>44563871
funny thing is that even adults are getting adopted

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>>44563880
My pound of flesh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44563099
>>44563834
LN never left. Dunno about Loen, this Griffon still feels so fresh. Barb and Hhhori are still active on their profiles, but no idea if they lurk here.

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>>44559066
I believe in angel supremacy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44563903
I will be your artist now, baby. More caits on the way soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44563903
They call me cute and sweet
I'm the queen of the rumba beat
When I play the maracas I go chick-chicky-boom, chick-chicky boom

[Anonymous No.]

>>44561522
i accept this fate

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>>44563928
I want to go back to that time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44563899
Day thrembo million of the 3-day anti-mouse shitposting operation

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>>44563808
>Be one of hundreds of kids
>The adoption center is huge
>Spirits are very low all around
>Some of the younger kids take a liking to you
>Your little group does the best it can to cheer each other up
>But then a monsters arrived
>A big group of them entered the orphanage
>One of them sees you and approaches, naturally smiling
>The younger kids are hiding behind you, terrified.
>Your arms are outstretched, maintaining eye-contact with an angry glare.
>She finds this endearing of course.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys help, I set up a summoning circle but all I got was this perfectly normal cat

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>>44563948
Portals get delayed by one day every time he gets a (You)

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>>44563887
>Adopted into a mamano family
>If the mother isn't married than there's a near hundred percent chance you'll be groomed into her husband
>If she is then your adopted sisters are going to want to make sure lil bro joins their family in blood too

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>>44563871
>dragon nun who raised you
>won't let anybody adopt you because seemingly you've become a part of her hoard
this also happens with griffons

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[Anonymous No.]

Come on anon chop chop, we're hitting up the hellwan ghetto. 3 hours and we're out of there, I call it the "special romantic operation"

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>>44563996
>married couple running the orphanage together
Good way to get by the high turnover rate for adoption centre employees when so many monsters end up eloping with their charges

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>>44563996
>at first she was really standoffish
>real stickler and real mean with you
>but as you kept by her side since she was the one u kinda looked up to
>She softed up on you, just a tad tho
>And if you point it out, she bonks you

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>>44563964
Ironically I'm the only one here paying for the patreon stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you nerds have any OCs? Anyting from "I wrote a novel about them" to "I default to this kind of character when thinking about monsters"?
Here's mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44564183
No. Maybe one day I'll make up one up and give them lots of background details.

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>>44564183
Yes, I look forward to the day I can actually draw her. Otherwise she comes after the hellhound.

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>>44563586
Yeaaaah me too, here smoke some of this, that's the good shit

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>>44563963
Time to be mister gadget's villain anon

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>>44564090
It as Schopenhauer said, the cure to the riddle that is woman is always pregnancy

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>>44563197
Tentacle mouth double blowjob while she lays you in her lap and sticks your head between her enormous tits

[Anonymous No.]

>your oni little sister is already much taller than you
>constantly teases you about it and gives you upsies
>she is stronger than you too so you can't even resist it

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>>44562270
>once you’re 24
No fucking way, I'd be signing the papers the very day I hit 18 and I'd be spending the entire honeymoon balls deep in her, unprotected

[Anonymous No.]

>>44564308
We'll see how stronger she is once I fill her womb with my cum.

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>>44559066

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>>44564316
plap plap plap

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>>44564152
[ X ] Doubt

[Anonymous No.]

Need fox hag.

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>>44564311
Try not to get smothered in chocolate hag tiddy as she milks you for a full day.

[Anonymous No.]

Worst korean fox spends the night getting called useless trash by retarded teenagers
Chink fox spends the night getting mating pressed
Moral of the story: don't play shit games

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>>44564406
Those tits are made for making teenage boys into cum fountains.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44564406
What about nip fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44564481
Jap foxes are the highest quality wife foxes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44564481
Gachafoxes drain your balls AND your wallet

[Anonymous No.]

Foxes huh...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44564594
>when your fox "wife" has more testosterone than you

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>>44564600
>muscles
>testosterone
retard

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>>44564568

[Anonymous No.]

I want a yandere mamano gf that's easily manipulated by love. Like having a bpd human girlfriend but without the negative aspects

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine having portal (regular portals) magic for sex. Using the power of portals, I want to place my ballsack on my wife's face while I eat her out.

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>>44564645
>T.Cheshire bait

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>>44564681
Not wrong.
When married to a cheshire, no chair is safe to sit down on.
You also can't lie down anywhere.
The result will be facesitting, either you or her.
Insatiable kot

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Foxes will infiltrate upper society, so they can sway it's Government, making way for more Fox-Human marriages across the nation with their policies.
Thousands of bloodlines will be effected by mofu.

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>>44564693
literal genestealers

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>F-Finally, after a thousand years... ehehehe~

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>>44564645
I don't know if portal onaholes that transport a husband's dick into his wife's vagoo are an official thing in MGE but given they have bedroom portal tech I guarantee it exists unofficially

[Anonymous No.]

I will not accept anything but a bottom heavy loli

[Anonymous No.]

>>44564699
Okay, the genes I can forgive but I draw the line at my orchard getting raided.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44559637
Troll auntster > Bapho auntster

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>>44564700
>ancient evil turns into a lazy NEET because eating pizza and playing vidya is more fun than destroying the world, fulfilling the prophecy and all that stupid shit

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>>44564700
Even she will be provided a husband in the new fox/human kingdom, but she needs to promise to not be creepy about having a man all to herself.

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>>44564732
>>44564749
The villains are always cooler than the good guys. We need the male descendant of her ancient mortal enemy to turn to the dark side so she can attain her anti-hero arc and fulfill the prophecy by joining their bloodlines into a brood of mega-chuuni daughters

[Anonymous No.]

She doesn't have her hat on that means I am safe, right?

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[Anonymous No.]

>anon likes kissing Alps!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44564800
I wonder who's behind this slanderous post

[Anonymous No.]

Impregnating alps!

[Anonymous No.]

Two men enter, one man leaves.

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>>44564820
>holy shit bro, you got me preggers for sure!

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>>44564790
This demon has been captured and will be forced to wear modest clothing

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>>44564830
This is a great design but the gook who draws these comics making the lamia and her bf unable to have children is something he has to rectify asap

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>>44564790
What you are about to do has not been approved by the Vatican.

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>>44564858
But anon, demon (s)laying is the basics of exorcisms

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>>44564858
It's a good thing the Anglican church allows the impregnation of demons so long as it's for the purpose of producing heirs, or fun, or love, or any reason you want really.

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>>44564881
blue skinned hands wrote this post

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>>44564896
I wish

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>>44564881
I'm putting a cross on my door so demons can't enter my house

[Anonymous No.]

Limpregnate

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>>44564722
Young mamono with perfect big butts are for sex.

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>>44564974
>anon is bought by a noble family as a gift for their "unruly" and "lewd" daughter
>she has no idea what to do when an actual man is in front of her, she just repeated what she read in her porn magazines
>anon sighs and proceeds to put her in the anal mating press

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>>44564974
Anon, that woman DIED young, so she looks like that. She's pushing 200, bro. You're gonna eat every dinner at 4 pm, bro. She clips coupons. She hates movies now that they're all talkies.
SHE'S OLD.

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Lolis need to be fucked in the pussy to impregnate them
Having anal sex is a waste and doesn't end in pregnancy

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>>44564995
200 is young for a wight. She doesn't even remember Rome.

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>>44565027
Only lesser lifeforms need to be fucked in a specific body part to get pregnant.

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>>44565042
But she DOES remember the Maine, so good luck taking her to Spain on vacation.

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>>44565048
I know shes a slime but her eyes remind me of shogs

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>>44564989
>tfw shes no a loli and full grown hag
>Yet she doesn't know a lot about sex since she was that sheltered

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>>44564995
You do remember undead can have children, right? Forget two hundred, she's barely into two digits.

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>>44563087
What happened to that guy?

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>>44565091
He wandered and wondered too far

[Anonymous No.]

An angel of the lord has come to give you a gift.

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>>44565234
Sorry I only like Dark Valkyries

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>>44565027
It would be a waste to not do both with a girl that's the peak of sexual charm.

There's no question that the most alluring bottom heavy lolis such as Wights, Demons and Kejourous need to be fucked in both pussy and ass.

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sell me a monster girl

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>>44565303
No can do. I can sell you to a monster girl, if you'd like?

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>>44565303
Would you like a blanket monstergirl, or an umbrella monstergirl, or a paper lamp monstergirl? Hell buy one now and we'll even toss in a suit of armor monstergirl or a a fancy look large doll monstergirl depending on which one you prefer

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>>44565234
Is it cleansing judgement and hellfire?

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>>44565195
Did he fall off of the earth for his hubris?
>WS is carried through the vastness of space by tiny tiny wings
>in space no one can hear you scream
>but if you listen closely you can hear a tiny voice cursing

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>>44565303
Okay but she’s made of gold so the interest is terrible.

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>>44565234
Is it more pink explosions?

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>>44565364
only for the pedos here

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>>44565234
>>44565234
more holy clown pipe bombs?

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>>44565234
Is the gift us making a bunch of nephilim?

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>>44565091
he was on a boat heading to the mist continent and then oops'd into the abyss
he's been hanging out there for a while i guess

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>>44565394
cherubim need love too

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>>44565414
Need mindflayers more like

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>>44565410
The Kung-fu chapter better be worth all of these delays. What’s in the Abyss again, Shoggs and Flayers?

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>>44565429
there's a nice restaurant and a gift shop too

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>>44565394
>Only for the pedos here
Are they here right now with us? Can you point them out?

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>>44565435
I can’t wait to see him wreck them all on a roaring rampage of vengeance for destroying his beloved boat. They’ll NEVER fix their Yelp ratings. Full excommunicato, baby!

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>>44565447
i don't think he'd care too much, he's pretty easy going
might have to hold his sidhe back though, those fae get feisty

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>>44565446
The sabbath will be destroyed, hags will reign supreme for it is The Almighty’s will to make it so.

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>>44565331
Is there a dedicated website for that now? Fucking gremlins

>>44565385
I'll just buy silver and have her crash the economy by minting gold

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>>44565460
She better suplex some menus or something. The suspense must have gratuitous sex-fighting to payoff for the long ass delay. Jamming her brush god knows where because they RUINED HER VACATION!

[Anonymous No.]

Sounds like someone is in dire need of love correction (from little girls)

[Anonymous No.]

suspicious how the wandering author left out the parts about hags...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44562270
>>44562701
BIG, FAT, VORE MONSTER!

[Anonymous No.]

so what would u do if ur starting town was basically a village of yandere monsters, all they need is ur face to track u
but u have many masks to wear

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>>44565575
what if u give hebi big kiss

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>>44565575
hug a hebi

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>>44565575
"Oh, no! I forgot to wear my mask today and my whole body is also COMPLETELY UNCOILED BY SMOOTH WHITE SCALES!"

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>>44565575
>the blacksmith, the shop, the tavern/inn and the haberdashery all are the same hebi quickly changing outfits and running from store to store whenever you go to visit a new place
a town of two
for now

[Anonymous No.]

Miss Hebi is by far the most jealous monster I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>44565611
it not only hebis, there are yan holsts trolls, cheshs and even yan wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44565663
but you do know her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44565234
Too small.

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>Imagine having to do a seating plan at MGC high
>Imagine having a 6 figure bribe from the vampire's mom to have her daughter and her lover sit in the dark corner
>Imagine having to compensate for some of the monsters being six or seven feet tall, plus horns, so can't be at the front
>Imagine, in general, having to balance the safety of your male students with the lust of the female students
>Imagine having to split up the smug squad
>Imagine getting written threats from the hebi (and her mom) about where she's sat
>Imagine having to tell the 300 y/o hag who shouldn't even be in your class that your face is not a valid seat
>Imagine balancing all the above with actually teaching stuff

Teaching ain't paid enough

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>>44564699
Look at the nice thighs on the leftmost one.

[Anonymous No.]

It's pumpkin spice season, post comfy monsters!

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>>44564693
I accept our new fluffy overlords. We humans are too self destructive and we need foxes to guide and govern us. Plus the tax policy of being married to a fox makes you exempt from taxation is quite reasonable.

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>tfw ywn have classes with fuck huge hags and you and the youngest person other that you is the haku teacher
>getting scolded by the whole class when you fall asleep
>you get food instead of needing go to the cateen
>whens it pe, you have to crouch lest they see your massive tent
>any other girl is just that a girl
>These hags changed you into a hag chaser with their subtle seduction

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>>44564693
Shut up Suzuki, you work at the noodle bar.

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[Anonymous No.]

>Hmm. Very succulent meat, not rubbery at all, thought WS as he chewed the gratis meal. Of all the things said of monster kind, none could say they weren’t generous. He had yet to be charged for a meal their entire time in this Abyss. Taking notes on local cuisine was very important, and it was nice that so many supported his work.

>”Here’s another free drink, you’ll love the taste of this one~“ said the Abyssal monster, sitting a tall glass of thick yellowish drink on the table beside his plate. He thanked the somewhat ingratiating server loudly enough to drown out the growling coming from his shoulder. Fortunately his polite speech and the background noise of the cafe was loud enough that no one else seemed to hear the vocal fairy’s stream of ire. It was, however, right beneath *his* ear.

“Bitch needs to quit testing me, or I’ll sweep out her massive pussy so hard she’ll call me daddy.” growled his little fairy friend. The angry swishing of the brush accompanied her scathing threats, as usual. Poor thing, she really was bent out of shape about their boat and the unexpected detour. Attention from monsters eventually put her in a foul too.

WS smiled, he’d learned to tolerate the fairy’s quirks and why not? She was more of an expert on monster behavior than him, after all. She flew off his shoulder and left a shimmering trail as she landed onto the newly deposited glass. She glared at it fiercely.

>WS cleared his throat mildly, always careful not to deafen his diminutive self-appointed bodyguard. “Did you um clean your brush recently?” he asked gently. The things she got up to with it…generally didn’t bear thinking about. Especially the places she lodged it when sufficiently angered. His time in Lescatie had featured that very brush extracting a variety of unpleasant sounds from mamono she had deemed nefarious for one reason or another.

>”I’ll get all up in your shit till the white meat shows, bitch!” had been a particularly memorable rant of hers. He queasily recalled how disturbingly accurate that invective had been in Lescatie. That poor succubus, he recalled with a shiver.

>”Yeah, it’s clean, sweetheart.” responded the Sidhe kindly, in her soft brogue. Thankfully she saved her ire for monsters and remained sweet with him, for the most part. Hopefully there wouldn’t be any call for any…unpleasantness here in the interesting new place.

>She gave the yellow drink a few sniffs. She smiled blandly before hopping off and hovering beside the glass. In a blur of sparkles she slammed her brush into the glass hard enough to knock it off the table.

“Too strong. T a i n t e d.” she said gruffly. “She’ll fix yer right after I put the sparkles down her throat. The long way.” she chuckled darkly in a manner he was glad had never been directed at him. Her voice became dulcet once more as she addressed him. Wait here, sweeting.” With that the brush in her hand was ensconced in sharply glimmering sparkles as the little Sidhe flew off to the kitchen in a menacing glimmer.

>WS gulped at the sounds emanating from the kitchen. The screeches and sobs proved once more that the sparkles could be made quite painful, and made to fit into more than one orifice besides.

Y’all don’t give her enough credit.

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>>44565575
What is this place? Insmouth?

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>>44565914
It's Taco Bell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44565914
something like that or the great city of carcosa where the queen in yellow and her pallid mask resides

[Anonymous No.]

>>44565945
NO MASK! NO MASK!

[Anonymous No.]

I want to stand in the middle of hagville and yell "I'm thirsty for some freshly squeezed milk" just as a prank

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566006
Even better, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY MOM? Anon will not be able to run fast enough to escape.

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>>44559066

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>>44566006
I want to yell "OH BOY I SURE DO HATE BEING SINGLE"

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44566006
I just will slap a hags ass then flip a skirt or two

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566006
I want to take off my pants randomly on the street as a joke

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>>44565759

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>>44566126
>run from a monster
>activate her hunting instincts
You have only yourself to blame for being raped

[Anonymous No.]

>>44565909
Cute

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>>44565498
That is a cute Hori.
Who looks slightly chubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>44565355
That blanket girl is the most dangerous of all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566158
It's the monster's fault for intentionally being scary. They know precisely what they're doing by giving looks like that; it's entrapment and the city should ban it!

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>>44566244
I'd go into the office more often if gals like that were there.

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>>44566244
hags look like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566313
It's great.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566300
Girl, don't smoke, girl. It's bad for you, girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566345
they are too strong

[Anonymous No.]

>Monster girl invites you over for dinner on your way back
>You just politely decline
>One day you're really exhausted
>Nope. She's having none of that.
>Immediately hurries over, ushers you into her home
>Can't even try to get away now
>Coat and hat carefully put away and sat at the table.
>Your fate is to receive what's probably the best dinner you've had in probably years
>And don't even get her started on desert

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566369
She's already dead, so I don't see how it can do any harm.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44566382
But I stink after work

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566430
Then you're taking a shower first!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566396

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>>44565259
Kejourou are for sitting in your lap, anchoring themselves to you and whatever you happen to be sitting on and then, using nothing but her hair, lifting her entire body up and down again and again like a pogo stick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566501
BIG
MOLESTABLE
EARS

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[Anonymous No.]

Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566646
i fuck the wolf

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566646
She should be afraid of me as I see two very large, soft weak points

[Anonymous No.]

>Ywn become a Va'ruun cultist worshiping the Great Serpent with your lamia waif
Feels bad man

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566646
Little Red Riding Kun, you sure are looking good, your are everything a big bad wan could want.

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>>44566646
I'd just hide in my house. It's made of sticks so she's not getting in

[Anonymous No.]

>>44563699
No, she says she's genuinely stuck, you'll have to get behind her and push as hard as you can...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566696
what large hips you have, grandma

[Anonymous No.]

kot

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566705
The better for gripping Red Riding Kun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566170
Dangerously cute. WS is grade A monsterbait.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566696
I need an adult.

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>>44564708
>Anon
>Shogwaifu packs his lunch and he goes to work
>lunchtime
>opens lunchbox, shogmeat sammiches, shogcake
>opens widemouth thermos, shogsoup?
>the 'soup' forms itself in a Shogpussy onahole
>
>when Anon comes home from work Shogwaifu reabsorbs the thermos goo and cum

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[Anonymous No.]

>When you go to the state park and just sit down to enjoy the sights and sounds of nature.
>All while at least three separate girls are eying you up and wondering if they should pounce you.

Even now one cannot get peace and quiet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566765
Surely Monster girls would leave a tired, jaded Anon who has dark circles under his eyes alone!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566765
They can't get you if you stay safely packed away in your sleeping bag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566772
See, its a 50/50 chance of them just sitting next to him but not saying anything or them just jumping him as he clearly needs IMMEDIATE pampering.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566765
if you get to do birdwatching she can do a little manwatching

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566792
>Anon watching some harpies in the distance who are just going about their business while a Whitehorn watches him from the trees

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566765
go outside with a sketch book

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566813
Sounds like a good way to have an art fairy in hiking gear sit on your shoulder.
Or for the wildlife to start posing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566784
Monster girls can be scary when they really want to pamper you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566761
shes cute

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>>44566857
>Troll sitting on a log
>"Come and lay down your head Anon, its good to take it easy every now and then."
>Tell her its fine.
>She pulls out a handgun.
>"I'm not asking hun."

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>>44566841
>Anon is peacefully enjoying nature
>Drawing what he sees, some harpys flying about, some trees and a this strange black horned centaur girl holding what appears to be two branches on her head, posing erotically while staring anon directly in the eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, be sure to reconnect with nature and watch out for harp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566868
Those damned harp girls. Nothing but trouble, no matter how elegant they may appear

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566784
thats why you ask if she would prefer to sit and relax with you for a while first.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566772
Hey, that's me.

[Anonymous No.]

do you think cats get jealous of foxes?
>bigger ears
>poofier tails
>more tails
>longer lived
>smugger personality
foxes are literally just cats but better in every conceivable way.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I was talking on a Discord server and a friend of mine knew I like Rataskors so he did this, I can't feel my fucking lungs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566903
Foxgirls really have supplanted catgirls as the most popular monstergirl. In just about everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566903
but foxes are canidaes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566903
I still prefer catgirls.

[Anonymous No.]

fat hot jell-o ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566799
>Even though she's wearing an orange safety vest over her very fashionable camo, Anon still does not notice her
>David Attenborough narrates the situation in her head

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566913
So what, is she restrained for some kind of probing, testing of some sort?

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna be dragged screaming into an unmarked van by a gang of Oppai loli heretic Baphomets who gangrape me on the way to their heretic sabbath coven of big tiddy sabbath girls who’ll be added to the gangrape.
Especially if my crying, thrashing and begging for them to stop only makes them hornier.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567205
Don't get your hopes up. It'll never happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567205
But Marune's Sabbath has a monopoly on pailoli and they're obligate good girls. Maybe you'd like to be dragged inside for cornbread and pickles instead? You can go after if you want, but you won't want to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567205
Oh... That's nice. I want to have vanilla sex with a monster on top who says nice things about me and we cuddle after

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567340
>who says nice things about me
I'm not prepared for this. I won't believe her.

[Anonymous No.]

Baphomets who occasionally dabble in oppai occultism and grow gigantic oppai for a time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567399
In public and at their headquarters, Miss Bapho is pure loli and talks a lot of about loli supremacy. But on certain occasions, in the bedroom with hubby, with the doors locked and curtains closed, she's a mature, ara-ara bapho.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567255
Look at the fool who believes everything he’s told.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566529
The deadly CAT Trooper

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567568
>told
What? No. Have you ever had corn bread with fresh gote butter and loli honey bee honey? It's to die for.

[Anonymous No.]

I need a theme for a dark carnival
the type a bogie would use in a "trapped in a location" scenario

[Anonymous No.]

Consider perfectly normal, non-creepy mature women.
Just because she doesn't look like taken straight out of a shotacon doujin doesn't mean she doesn't deserve happiness at last.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567672
when in doubt default to gotham type rundown promises of yesteryear

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567693
Hm... I'm going to need a beauty mark somewhere at least. Does she already have one? Do I get to go on a treasure hunt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567693
I want a hag that will treat me like a shota even though I am older than 30, I want to be made to be uncomfortable in public by her lechery.

[Anonymous No.]

Attention please!
Attention!
I have an announcement!
If you please...
I AM GOING TO ALICE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44562185
we are playing fucking campaign for north africa

[Anonymous No.]

>>44563666
Monstergirls in saunas..

[Anonymous No.]

>>44563778
That's just your American puritanism talking

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567741
>anon couldn't decide whether he wants a wife or a mom so he chose both

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567814
Is the Fox playing as Rommel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567790
Is this going to be another "Breathfag"-post where you repeat the same shit every thread?
Because she forgot ofc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567693
Xmas cake is the bestcake.
>26yo(appearance) Kuchisake-onna... would like to watch her scissor... with my Kiki-maido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568105
>26yo(appearance)
weak

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568080
>Is this going to be another "Breathfag"-post where you repeat the same shit every thread?
It's akshully called "ritualposting", a common practice among shittier threads

[Iron beast No.]

Turns out the lich in the story i just posted shares the same name as an earlier monster
gonna have to change that later

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568429
Sometimes people have the same name

[Anonymous No.]

Good morning gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568508
good morning sir

[Anonymous No.]

A little guide regarding Order power levels. Which Orderites are you confidently high leveled enough to fight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568521
I will not be defeated by big meaty paws

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw you walk in on a vampire playing with dolls that look like you and her and she is making them kiss

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568826
>kiss her
>call her a dork
>360 walk out

[Anonymous No.]

I just want to spend a weekend with a monster hag, is that too much to ask for? It's not like they are on high demand or are a shortage of them in hagville

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568923
>a weekend
You will be kept forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568826
Good kitty

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568710
Why don't you post this off-topic shit in your shitposted /tg/tard thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568826
Hmm?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568080
>>44568105
Nothing more ritualistic than hag/breast milk/fox posters IMO

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568826
Wat do?
>Pick up the Vamp-doll and hold its head against the Anon-doll's crotch.
>the infamous "no-teeth" challenge
>most vamps, even the haughtiest, cower and start sweating at the risk of failing
>most turn and meekly offer doggie instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44569089
We're all ritualistic monster girl posters though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568710
Imagine the 10+ crowns guy but he has a momster waifu that keeps embarrasing him everywhere he goes. Now that would be a sight to behold.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44567672
"Dark Carnival?" Sounds like she's a Juggalo. Miss Bogie's tits are gonna be full of Faygo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44569276
It's basically Spiderman 2099 from the new Spiderverse movie. Dude is dead serious all the time but the comedy still catches up to him. And has an AI waifu that keeps playing him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44569539
>capeshit

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44569276
10+ crown guy is married to the tutorial fairy in secret, it works out since fairies aren't considered a threat and he can bs some 'blessed by the fae' nonsense without truly lying

[Anonymous No.]

>>44569539
>Spiderman 2099 from the new Spiderverse movie
I remember in the 90s when Spider-Man 2099 was a comic book character, now kids think Miguel was invented for a movie?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568710
>>44569276
>>44569665
>The Legendary 10+ Crown Seals Hero
>Can solo dragons and other mythical creatures without too much problems
>He ends up falling and corrupted (and becoming the husband) of a meager, humble low leveled basic monstergirl

Is this the fate that befalls the tier-1 super special veterans and legendary Order heroes? Meanwhile the low enlisted grunts manage to get themselves upper tier higher class monster wives, yes?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568710
I just want to adventure with number 1.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44569742
While he may go chuuni and claim he 'fell' the only falling that happened was falling in love to the level 1 kobold barmaid and spilling his Spaghetti out of his breeches

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568826
>>44569102
Stuff cotton balls in the vampire doll's shirt to make her look pregnant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44569742
>Legendary hero gets with some random mob MG
>Meanwhile that random enemy henchman from the beginning areas that got humbled and got a redemption arc gets to be with one of the demon lord's lieutenants.
At this point the more unknown you are the better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44569631
Dire yeti?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44569942
>>Meanwhile that random enemy henchman from the beginning areas that got humbled and got a redemption arc gets to be with one of the demon lord's lieutenants.

Who???

[Anonymous No.]

>>44570299
Not you. You are destined for greater things.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44570299
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44569942
>>44568710
Imagine being some background garrison mook at an order town or something, you know the ones that aren't even rendered and are just implied to be there out of the play area? Imagine being that guy, utterly irrelevant and barely making enough to live comfortably only for your superiors to loan you off and you wind up baby sitting some shitty half-ruined fortress.

All this because they think the local demon general is going to claim some worthless spit of dirt no one lives on anyways in some dreary foothills. You go about your days training, getting drafter as dumb labor, and almost have to be held back from volunteering to escort a hunting party, you want the first dibs on the fresh meat after all.

You all go out, follow some tracks and wind up chasing some large game around for a few hours. Better than doing nothing even if it just a literal hike too you. Only to find out when you catch up that you aren't the only ones chasing that game, you are all caught flat-footed to a sudden monster ambush. Turns out you ventured too far away and were getting stalked by a scouting party in turn.

You trained for this though and tried to fight off the monsters attacking you, their weapons are quick and they're much stronger, too strong in fact. You realize that they must not be natives just in time to see her, an almost bored looking white haired succubus. She doesn't have a visible weapon and is dressed provocatively, she's also the only thing standing between you and safety.

You charge the women with your spear raised only for her to catch it like she was picking up a kitten by the scruff of its neck. The interest in her eyes flashes as you remember in horror the description they gave of the enemy leadership, a pale blue skinned women with sliver hair and 'malevolent' pink eyes, and guess what she looks like?

You didn't even have time to react as she smiled at you before reducing your spear to tinder, the pressure from her causing your knees to buckle and you fall to the ground. The last thing you see before you pass out from the intensity of her power is her crouching down and caressing your chin before she barks out an order. The monsters pick up your fellows and drag them off.

You didn't see them again until your wedding ceremony after the fortress fell.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568826
>T-they’re called action figures!

[Anonymous No.]

It's been raining for days over my home hard. The constant downpour has flooded some of the rooms in my house and the basement. The rainfall makes the trees soggy too, weakening them enough that several trees have fallen on my home and wrecked most of it by now. I couldn't get off the second floor because the stairs are rubble and while I still have a bit of roof over my head left the cold wind is freezing me to death.
God why, what did I do to deserve this?! Why won't it stop fucking raining?! Please someone help me for fuck's sake, I've lost everything. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44571878
Local Ryu is tired of your (and hers) virginity, do the needful

[Anonymous No.]

>>44571878
If true sorry for you anon. Where do you live?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44571928
Maybe the fat lizard wouldn't be a virgin if she didn't wreck peoples homes
She and those dumb sn

[Anonymous No.]

>>44571928
A Ryu is doing this shit to me?! WHAT THE FUCK.
Why didn't just come straight to my fucking door and ask to bang!? DUDE SHE'S DESTROYED EVERYTHING, I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO NAME ANYMORE.
Is this supposed to make me feel horny for her or something!? Is this a sick joke? I will NEVER fuck her now after this shit. What was she thinking....???? I can't possibly love her now after fucking me over like this. I can only feel hatred.
Man fuck that Ryu bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44571999
Anon, any reasonable person would visit the local shrine and ask the local deity KNOWN FOR CONTROLLING THE WEATHER for help.
Not her fault you're denser than a neutron star.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44568923
Hags you say

[Anonymous No.]

im going to try and fuck a giant welsh wererabbit
its gonna be a struggle to get onto her massive ass but imma make it work

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572031
>KNOWN FOR CONTROLLING THE WEATHER
So we admit she has willingly and knowingly allowed the circumstances that have ruined my livelihood then?
She is the worst person ever then. Nobody sane does this shit, not even Hebis go this far. Again, I will NEVER fuck her now after pulling this stunt on me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572068
Take revenge, kill her, stab her belly, you have nothing to lose, do it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572068
>normal person after it rains for too long
>"damn this sucks, I better go visit the local Ryu and ask her to do something about it"
>sexy times follow
>meanwhile, retardanon does nothing and just whines like a bitch

[Anonymous No.]

Meanwhile, at Miss Ryu's place...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44569276
I want to do this except I want a high level dragon or demon wife that I can embarrass

[Anonymous No.]

>bad weather caused by a Ryu

But I live in the United States! Yes it's raining right now but how the hell is she responsible!? She should be all the way Japan! Why is she violating national security by altering the weather of the nation she doesn't belong to!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572183
Yes, well. Tomorrow's the big sermon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572230
>glowie Ryu is lazy and just uses HAARP instead

[Anonymous No.]

i will be on the orders most wanted list as the number one most wanted

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572314
I'd rather be on the Sabbath's most wanted list.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572337
wanna know why im on that list?
too many bogies

[Anonymous No.]

>Pov you arrived in the 'hidden' Elf village less than 5 seconds ago.

[Anonymous No.]

You know thinking about it Ryus are probably more yandere than Hebis, for Hebis follow them after all as shrine maidens. That there’s got to be a deeper reason and the reason in my opinion is that they’re very similar mental. Where yanderes are backing up other yanderes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572416
imma go to the p'orc encampment instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572416
Elves are made for otherworldly eldritch sex.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44566537
>Kejourou are for sitting in your lap, anchoring themselves to you and whatever you happen to be sitting on and then, using nothing but her hair, lifting her entire body up and down again and again like a pogo stick
>she keeps sitting her fat loli ass all the way down on your cock so it's bulging her belly
>her strength begins to wane while she's essentially fucking herself senseless on you
>you take over to finish the plowing when she's just powerlessly throwing back and taking it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572416
>>44572466
Oomox freaks, the lot of them. They make a mess of themselves as soon as you clean their ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572314
>>44572337
>not wanting to be on Malibu’s most wanted list
Ghey. You probably aren’t even down with bitches and hoes.

[Anonymous No.]

elf milk is s o y milk
p'orc milk is actually better

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572579
>Oomox
Props for the Ferengi reference.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna go and bully the demon general that's been trying to take over my country.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572416
>casually walking around the local woods, maybe 15 minutes away from home
>suddenly two worried forest thots jump out of nowhere, grab your shoulders and start talking how it's good that they found you, so deep in the woods you would surely perish without help
>they keep yapping about you being lost and won't let you speak a word
>you are led to their extra thick and milfy leader
>she's covered in lewd tattoos and her clothes somehow reveal more than they cover
>she laments that they have no males and so far outside of the civilization you are the first man they've seen for years
>says their tribe is in decline and needs help
>wait, you are just outside of the ci-
>whole room breaks out into a breeding frenzy before you can even finish the sentence
Goddamn el*es read too many of those stupid ero mangas

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572612
Remember the 37th rule: an eargasm is a marriage proposal, no take-backs!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572638
And then, when you are all done, an angry werewolf ranger comes and yells at all of you. Apparently they were a bunch of campers that were overstaying there for months.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572612
>the rules of elf-quisition
Everything is some slavery or marriage thing.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572693
>"Leave? But why would you force us from the land that has been our home for generatio-"
>"Your name is Heather and you've been camping here for a month with your friends, we had to tow your camper, please leave."
>"Its He-thair! He-THAIR!"

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that sandworms are cute.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572838
A bunch of city-dweller Elves being too drunk on old elven stories about nature and stuff trying to go all hippie and go camping but not actually knowing how to do it would be fun to watch. Bonus points if there is a camper Anon that is actually more elf material than the actual elves about surviving in the woods, to call on their bullshit every time.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Imma be a streamer in mgc
And be single

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573002
>"What are you doing?"
>'An ancient right of my people, by aligning these stones as such and communing with the elements, I'll be able to better forage food for me and my fri-'
>"You're going to throw a rock at the vending machine aren't you?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573032
Hahahahaha funny joke anon you too funny!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572416
>Pov you woke up after taking a nap in elven woods for approximately 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573053
How long do you bet that they dox anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573075
>have to sleep in forest
>take out the "looking for a fox - will only be happy with a fox" sign that i made just for this
>since its true if any monsters try to violate or claim me it'll make eros very upset
checkmate, knife eared bastards.

[Anonymous No.]

Wake up and u see basically a female succ version of urself
What ya doing?

[Anonymous No.]

My heart beats for Dormouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573295
My heart doesn’t beat, I am married to a Lich.

[Anonymous No.]

>encounter elves
>tell them you'll the the most "normal" one
>watch them spaghetti out their act
Dumb hags are so easy to bully

[Anonymous No.]

>>44571999
Now that you mention it, I asked the local Ryu for rain like five times and never got any. I hope I didn't give her the wrong address.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573375
i'd just sa i want big fat hairy p'orcs
they'll fuck right off
Y are they runnin-ehhhhha ahhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573202
>A bald, bitter, overweight, sick and mentally unstable succ
That's a retarded idea, anon

[Anonymous No.]

Which race would be good for a musket sharpshooter mg idea? I was thinking about a meek avoidant one like a basilisk, or something similar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573476
she wont be bald but she'll be the rest, I think she would be the best fit for you, although you two will need a handler

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573570
Dragons since you can give the gun a dragon motif.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573570
Dhampirs. Maybe it's the design I dunno, but they look like they would make good musketeers.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573570
>Dhampir has the musketeer aesthetics down.
>Cyclops for the EMG ref.
>Cupid for the long-distance romance option.
>Or just go nuts. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573570
bunny girl

[Anonymous No.]

how annoyed do hakus get when u ask them what is love then sing the song of the same name

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573570
Golem with a cannon fixed to her shoulder.

[Anonymous No.]

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111582177
intoxicated by snake milk, the prey is rendered helpless

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573602
One of us will kill the other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573840
omg romantic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573855
>Hate yourself
>Someone create a you but female
>Now hate yourself and her
At least if I win I will be able to display my own skull. Maybe your idea isn't that had anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573834
The cops won't tell you this, but if you see an unmarried cow in public, you're allowed to pull her shirt down and start sucking on her tits. They can't stop you, legally speaking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573840
>>44573855
>>44573927
thats why u will need a fucking handler, so you don't kill yourselves and actually fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573959
I have no interest in a succ.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573935
>taken to court for mauling a cow's tits in public
>go up on the stand
>"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury - is it a crime for a starving man to steal a loaf of bread? Is it a crime for a starving man to steal a mouthful of milk?"
>murmurs of agreement
>anon declared innocent, to cow outrage everywhere
>justice served

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574008
i'm skeptical

[Anonymous No.]

u wake up in mge but in a massive haunted mansion that's the size of a small city

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574060
Still no. No fluffy ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574008
how about in eight succs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574049
y would cows be outraged, are they dum, they could use that as an excuse to breastfeed a man at any point

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574067
And its cold and infested with yetis that have had to watch several days of non-stop misery compilations

[Anonymous No.]

>>44572416
i take the one with the bush on the left

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574095
Yeah me too I on go /wsg/ to watch endless feel thread

[Anonymous No.]

If I don't get a demon wife I'm going to die

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574095
anon, its haunted, not into the fucking north pole

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574137
If my haunted house is full of yetis I'm getting a refund. Haunted houses are supposed to be full of ghosts! Creatures of the night!

[Anonymous No.]

https://strawpoll.com/GJn47azwbyz

Plz vote. I didn't include dhampir cuz I already have a character like that in my writing.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys I think I made it into the big league! Some Pharaoh responded to my application on Indeed, and recruited me to be her High Preist! I have no idea what that really entails, something about being a "worshipper-cum-slave", whatever that means. Certainly nothing to be worried about, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574146
yup, its filled with the undead and undead monsters like undead hellhounds, undead wurms, undead foxes, jiangshis, jiangshi bunnies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574125
you are already dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574171
i picked basilisk because the blindfire amuses me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574171
Bunny sounds like a good fit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574194
Careful! She could be a False Pharoah--just a !Latina wight with a tanning bed. If her pyramid is spooky, don't go for nookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574203
NA-NANI?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574207
Also picked Basilisk--they don't get enough love!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574194
Just in time for the fertility festival and Pharaonic mating press impregnation ritual, it rolls off the tongue better in Egyptian.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574233
those wights have that sexy curly hair

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574296
Instructions unclear: Ended up Amazon pressed with her saying " Just as the Nile flows inland to birth new life, so you must do the same to me."

[Anonymous No.]

imagine a lich that only rezzes lolis... for no reason at all, she doesn't like lolis that way.... they are cute, very cute and funny

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574332
One New Years ritual ancient Earth pharaohs used to perform was jerking off into the Nile as a metaphor for new life so a mamano pharaoh using it as an excuse to make babies with her husband is par for the course

[Anonymous No.]

We need more cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573032
Who gets laid first? The popular monster streamer with thousands of views a stream every day or the male letsplayer that releases one new half hour episode a week of his 50 part series and gets a few hundred views a video?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573624
>Dragon musketeer using a mortar/cannon with her bare hands Judge Holden style
>Will be attached to her back in dragon form if she ever gets a dragon rider (husband)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574364
we already know

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574345
>>>/vg/
>44574362
>/trash/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574353
Indeed. There are many questions involving Pharoahs. Do they Ufufufu~ or Kufufufu~? Do they enjoy music and ritual ceremonies? What positions do Pharaohs like best? What god does Pharaoh embody, as this changed depending upon dynasty and period. Is becoming a dreaded Throne of the Goddess truly a thing? What happens if I accidentally touch the red gaps in her skin? Many such questions must be answered to become a High Preist.

[Anonymous No.]

so what monster would be a lolicon with me, not a loli, a normal average monster that is into cunny just like me

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574400
>>44574400
they go hon hon hon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574381
>doing the (you) for one anon but not me
Way to show your biases. You really love gacha mgs, don't you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574442
Loli liliraune

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574481
reread the question and try again anon, I said that's not a loli but is into cunny just as much as me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574481
A loliraune if you will

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574400
>Get sent to pharaoh's court as a "guest artist"
>Film every single part of her day and narrate it Attenborough style

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574513
she can be half and half

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574364
>naked
>viewing /human/
>trash full of dirty tissues
what a dirty dog

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574525
so an average liliraune thats into lolis then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574467
Is ojou the default for pharaohs or are they more subdued on average?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574562
>>44574562
it be default, they also like thick little girls as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574463
So this is the power of shortstack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574524
I now have inspiration to write a story/documentary on a Pharaohs daily life with Attenborough narration. Thank you for this anon!

[Anonymous No.]

"Eel pie" means something different in Zipangu
>>44574631
Np, I'll be happy to read it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574634
i wasn't aware it meant anything in english either

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574663
It's food. I'm now thinking of an aged unagi jorou running an English fish and chips shop

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact, a Pharaoh's powers increase with age and rank.
They like to hide this so you don't know that the lower ranked ones are actually not terribly strong if you have a good will save.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574709
I don't know what that is but I'md going to throw it at Uncle Fester to see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574709
The true vore monster.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm running a marathon tomorrow, any last minute advice? Do I make eye-contact with the girls or will that lead to getting dragged off the course and ruining my time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574844
If you see someone without monster company then you know that guy is going to win. Guy must be olympic fucking class if he outran all his predators.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574924
Unless one of the other guys has a cockatrice with him, then it's anyone's guess.

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>>44574463
>Yordle body type
Oof.

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>>44574924
>Anon given a prize at the end of it and loudly celebrated for accomplishment
>Didn't even know he was running a marathon
>Just got chased by a monster and fell in line, adrenaline did the rest of the work for him

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>>44574965
>>44574924
Mankind evolved for stamina, not speed. We pursue our prey relentlessly for hours, even days, no matter how fast they are we eventually wear them out.
Alas, this stamina is useless when we ourselves are being pursued by predators capable of great speed

[Anonymous No.]

Guys, guys. IDEA.
Ushi-Oni racing--jockeys and their spouses tearing up a race track, to the delight of gamblers and racing fans alike!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574982
true but does fast speed mean sharp cornering?

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>>44573019
Uh oh! Her forehead lost color!

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>>44574971
There is nothing wrong with that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574990
i support adding ushis to the running of the bulls so i can get chased down by an ushi who's wearing a flowing, colorful spanish dress

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575155
Kinda like this?

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>>44575114
Yordles are basically furries, and I was going "oof" because I remembered Poppy's thicker than a Snickers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575172
more of a priestess getup but it's heading in the right direction

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575053
I've seen cats just run on a wall if they can't make a turn sharp enough to avoid hitting it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575250
always liked that video of a zookeeper/janitor getting chased by some large cat down a tightly angled hallway

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575320
Yeah it's like that only with housecats

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>>44573096
This, but with "Will only be happy when alone" sign. Also it's tiresome to make a new one every time because someone always scratches out the last word.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575250
>>44575053
https://youtube.com/shorts/Y5QoV0lbkEo?si=rCTyLKGjBl8do2_C

[Anonymous No.]

cause of gap moe, which accents would sound the weirdest coming oiut of which mgs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575250
>>44575328
works in enclosed places but open field would just mean she would wipe out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575381
indian, polish, jamaican, creole

[Anonymous No.]

Stinkiest monster girl?

[Anonymous No.]

>Eating squirrel on a stick in front of a rata

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575381
Scottish Pharaoh

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>>44575457
Top 5 stinkiest:
>Zombie
>Troll
>Beezle
>Devil bug
>Hellhound

But stinkier monsters could exist if bad smelling plant alraunes and bad smelling matango exist.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44575457
p'orcs and they stink good

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575481
Sean Connery from The Highlander?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575510
>Taking your p'orcer wives to the beach
>Hot, summer day
>Slight hint of bacon smell emitting from them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575521
>Scottish-Egyptian called Rodriguez
That movie is so stupid and yet I love it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575534
What about the sequel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575548
What sequel? You mean the anime movie by the Ninja Scroll guy? That was alright.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575457
Dragon Zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575559
The one where they are aliens.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575457
ms gandharva

[Anonymous No.]

Gyaru goat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575577
No such thing I'm afraid. Are you feeling unwell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575640
Lol. Just double checking. You’re the man now, dog!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575559
Not enough snakes in vaginas.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575734
gotta leave room for the centipedes

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575748
That's gotta be a 'uge vagina!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575526
>tfw ywn make p'orc wives buhiii when ou either scare them or molest them outta nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

Do we have any new from chesh figures(beacons)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575788
BIG PEDES.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575969
there's just something nice about an unusually colored tongue

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575975
She's got a purse! She must be an OK lady.

[Anonymous No.]

I applied for a part time job in a "human cafe" and the contract i signed said Marriage Contract? Now the owner is always eyeing me when i turn my back, and i have to wear a weird uniform. I'm also the only server. At least the clients leave nice tips.

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>>44576110
should've freelanced as a rental boyfriend

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573570
>>44573624
>>44573661
>>44573728
>>44574376
Noobs who haven't read that MGE has Dark Musketeers already.
[And, yes, they are a bit Dhampir-ish, but they are can(n)on.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576183
greenworm does it better

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574442
Obviously a Bicorn.
You can harem usually up to about 6 regular mamonos with any Bicorn, so you can probably harem 12 half-sized Lolis.
Unless she's some kind of 'Shetland Pony'-sized Bicorn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576183
Thank god this is a rifle thread. Muskets are basically the hags of the gun world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575548
>...sequel
There can be only One!

>I ignore any hint of 'those' sequels

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576179
Anon she keeps touching and catcalling me. I tried to go to HR but they said it was all part of the contract please help.

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>>44576202
>be Anon with a Bicorn waifu and a lolicon fetish
>tfw she lures in fresh cunny by standing outside Sabbaths holding a sign:
> "Free Pony Rides*"
>...
>*like 'free candy' from vans, the rides may not actually be 'free'.

[Anonymous No.]

How do I stop my demon boss from trying to make me sign her contract?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576337
Hire a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576183
And that canon Automatons have Automaton cannons

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576183
Nobody gives a shit though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576352
Instructions unclear, now married to my demon lawyer and demon boss.
They are currently having a heated debate of who owns what parts of my soul.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576329
>> "Free Pony Rides*"
>hfw Lolis offer to pay goldcoins to get to the front of the 'pony rides' line

[Anonymous No.]

Wolf girl would like to be with you.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576378
That's when you hire another lawyer. Once there are three they will have to vote to agree on stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576225
The original question was literally about a "musket".
>now an illiterate Noob

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576368
See >>44576429 and cope-seethe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576429
What's the matter, Anon? Got your gunpowder wet or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576404
Only if its Rudy

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>>44576441
laugh at the mgetard everyone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576183
That's a class, not a race.

[Anonymous No.]

> 44576455
> 44576470
Fucking potato shit.
Ignored.

[Anonymous No.]

All will be assimilated.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576404
Well... I AM a white boy.

[Anonymous No.]

laugh at the tard everone

also i want a tall momster with massive pixar sized hips, ass and thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576110
the lab assistant job posting doesn't sound so bad

[Anonymous No.]

Grab thick monster children by the ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576576
Made for futa hellhounds

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576610
very low quality

[Anonymous No.]

So we back to these games again you sound like a bot that just repeats the same phrases over and over again and that’s all I see you as and not even a real person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576505
WHITE BOYS FUCK DOGS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYsp6fUyhaw

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>>44576424
>Get a harem of demons
>Every night have the a vote on what to do with me and how to fuck me
>Ask if I get a choice
>They laugh
>They go back to talking about who gets to suck the shaft and who gets the balls.

[Anonymous No.]

If you really want to start something tell anons to drink the forbidden potions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576733
It's a dog eat out cat world when I take one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576733
DO NOT GO TO TAVERNS RUN BY MAGES
Went there on a whim only to find out it was Dark Mage potion variety hour and ended up with many wives and very few memories

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576712
Anon, that's a huge portion of the thread and always has been.
If you are just waiting for content to fall into your lap you're eventually going to run out of things to say when it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576726
Keep hiring lawyers. At some point bureaucratic incompetence should kick in, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575917
I take that for a no

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576792
No I’m not talking about that I mean the old bait shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576795
stop hiring so many lawyers, you're gonna start getting the shifty ones

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>>44576826
I don't actually pay attention to the bait. But speaking of bait isn't it funny how the head of the puuyo image never got a dmca but the full thing did almost instantly? Makes you wonder if there is a secret mge circle for the worthy.

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>>44576826
The irish schizo is not even worth acknowledging, let him melt down in his incompetent rage and continue as normal

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576532
>tfw the scientist monsters are voyeurs
>and they bring in many monsters for to sleep with to put on studies on what monsters are favored by what type of anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576787
known meeting point for coven gatherings

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576854
>https://litter.catbox.moe/kzkee3.png
Have the latest hellhound wip update. I'm going to texture the hair and face soon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576893
I wanted to do the face like the familiar but I don't really know how so if anyone would leak the blend file of it I'd be grateful.

[Anonymous No.]

mama...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576576
instructions unclear

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576929
>commence singing bohemian rhaposdy
>the dark mage chimes in
>harpies also sang along

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576932
Pic makes me feel weird

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576992
Weird in a good way?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577001
Peepee hard and a desire to conquer the dessert

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577006
>the dessert
found the american

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577006
Desert*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577006
Miss Apophis may have bitten you while you weren't looking...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577006
Maurice chevalier Eiffel tower

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577013
no, no, he has a point. just look at all the cake that anubis is carrying

[Anonymous No.]

>>44576932
Apophis is going to get it in the ass too, which according to my headcanon lamia types do have.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44574463
>This is the strangest wish yet...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577103
How do you know who I'm?
>>44577018
Possible
>>44577013
No, worse.

[Anonymous No.]

tfw no mino gf

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575486
Imagine a rafflesia alraune

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577006
Join her cult, Anon. Remove Pharaoh and you can squeeze 'em!

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out, it's a big, mean southern gator.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577105
>cake
something that anubis had too much of it
>>44577323
that's a cuban one

[Anonymous No.]

Americanized monsters...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577378
Victims of the burg cycle

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577378
are very fertile and rather tall, at least a two head difference between them and their foreign sisters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577393
wife and daughter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577378
Old American monsters

[Anonymous No.]

Basilisk that is then.
Thanks for the votes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577429
I want to arrest that chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577462
Based
>Verification not required

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577476
Good luck, you'll find her back at the saloon the next day, singing bawdy songs and dancing on bar tables.

[Anonymous No.]

Fat elf ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577492
I will do it again and slap her ass harder this Tim

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577462
>basilisk musketeer
>aiming at the target does more damage than the musket

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577492
>>44577515
She's a dangerous criminal, she'll probably teleport into your house at night and smother you with her fat ass while her gang rummages through your house and steals your stuff.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577499
*REGAL Elven posterior deserving of worship by all lesser races, such as grovelling men

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575481
>was literally just thinking about that
get out of my brain

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577529
I have nothing to steal anyway, maybe if I fuggg the cat in the ass she will calm down

[Anonymous No.]

Protect yourself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44575779
I need to know what inspired such fear in him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577600
gimme those long ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577462
I thought you were going to write, not draw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577462
nice anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577462
does she even need a bullet if a scope amplifies her eye powers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44577556
they have curious fashion

[Anonymous No.]

Cuddling with a Kej~

[Anonymous No.]

>>44573032
>It's 2028, and the portals have opened all over the world. Global peace and prosperity have been achieved, and mankind is being guided to a golden age never before seen. However, certain factions have resisted the siren call of happiness and chose to continue on as they had before. Their new benevolent overlords, assuming that this resistance was only temporary, were willing to let these individuals be as long as they weren't a danger to themselves or others.

>Eros however, was less forgiving. In this new, metropolitan world, a new class of soldier was needed. One who could take the fight against loneliness no matter how tall the high-rise, or how dark the basement. Armed with cutting edge mamonotech and the very latest in espionage and tactical expertise, this new wave of Eros' best will finally be bring love to the loveless masses that still infect her otherwise perfect paradise.

>Their name?

>Stream Snipers