Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Ashes to ashes, Jub to Jub.

Monster Girl Wiki: https://monstergirlencyclopedia.miraheze.org/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia
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Big monster hags

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Lesser succ!
Lesser succ!
Lesser succ!

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>>44551122
Lesser succ gonna evolve into full succ anyway.

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covering myself in salisbury sauce and wandering into hellhound territory

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>Lesser Succ most forgotten
>Not Imp, Arch Imp, Pixie, Kesaran Pasaran, Chochin-Obake, Ghost, Djinn of the Jar, Karakasa-Obake, Mimic, Doppelgänger or Large Mouse and Devil Bug
I shigeridoo for you Anon.

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>>44551196
You forgot Sea Slime and Charybdis.

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cats!

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>>44551196
doppel and umbrella maybe
lesser succ is forgotten, old art and outclassed. fatal combination

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>>44551196
>>44551220
>Doesn't even mention Honey Bee or Hornet
funny

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>>44551215
sea slime holy shit! we have a winner.

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>>44551196
>>44551220
I was under the impression that all Umbrella fans just went to Kogasa threads

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>Lamp cant even claim shes most forgotten monster anymore

lamp fans suffer

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So would u an auntie ruckus(no relation)? And would u join her in her racism?

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>>44551237
I was just naming them off the top of my head, that and the bees are mine fag.

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>>44551153
>enter wiki discord
>search "let kc know"
You're welcome to. This is all in a public forum, I hate mick and ntr as much as the next guy but the DMCA autism surrounding new girls is too far for me and the wiki staff are in on that.
Imagine if when the second encyclopedia was released all the scans of it got DMCA'd with people saying "just buy the book :^)" because that's what will happen if a third encyclopedia gets released at this rate.

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please don't cross thread meta arguments into the new one
>>44551314
Yes but only towards something arbitrary like a kappa

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>>44551350
Anon, we both know auntie ruckus hates all monsters and she’s a normal human who got the rare genetic disorder of hellhounditis

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>>44551333
>I hate mick and ntr as much as the next guy
Yes surely. That's why you keep concern trolling, bringing up drama shit and making posts that are indistinguishable from theirs apart from the part where you tack on "not him btw"

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>>44551350
It's a problem that'll persist until something is done about it so it's worth discussing.
>>44551397
You're still pointing fingers rather than verifying a truth that's so easy to check.

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>>44551415
He knows it's true, anon. Mick was right about everything, huh?

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>>44543698

Okay now would The Siege turn out and fare if it were a more modern day 21st century MGE setting? With guns, tanks, aircraft, missiles and drones. How would it fare out, to any of /k/ enthusiasts I'm here?

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>>44551267
Imagine how Cyclops feels. Outdated art, Gazer is superior in every way, their entire schtick is pump and dump with low self consciousness. Only girl more mogged on is Bubble Slime in her own family.

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>>44551196
>Imp, Arch Imp
But she is in MGE rpg

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So which Dino gal would you take? A triecretops, T. rex, raptor…

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>>44551415
>until something is done about it
I never see anyone ever proposing anything close to resembling a solution that could be done by Anons here, so no, discussing it here is pointless.

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>>44551433
Just some things. Broken clock right once a day and all that.
>>44551484
Setting up a wiki in a country that lets you use DMCAs as toilet paper would allow new girls to be hosted somewhere at least.

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>>44551415
Your """"""""""""discussion"""""""""""" of a """""""""""problem"""""""""" is indistinguishable from the shitposting done by the mick and the rest of the /trash/ cucktroons. If you were acting in good faith you'd realize this, therefore there's no reason to assume you aren't one of them.

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>>44551459
Gyaru raptor girl.

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I think dinos suck.

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What if...
Bogey...
But big?

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>>44551590
But they're already big.

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>>44551445
They win easily if they want. If they have the same technology we can't do shit. They're stronger, more resistant, don't kill and convert you into an enemy soldier, they can mana bomb cities or corrupt our own artillery shells, missiles, nukes... Into mana bombs. Logistics is a none problem since they have magic, can teleport around, can create water and other bullshit. Sure order can try to do the same but they're weaker, have less magic adept, don't work for a greater good and have more moral and logistic problems

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>>44551595
but... bigger.

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>>44551573
New girls getting DMCA'd and stagnating the threads with no new content is legitimately a problem.
>just pay 5 dollars
To do what? See 10 comments on his patreon with no new discussion, new art or new stories for the girls anywhere? I unsubbed 3 months after Malef when the writing was on the wall.

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>>44551629
you need to go back

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I want to commit a sin.

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Time to make some greentexts, its what this thread does best

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>>44551663
Enjoy :
>”I‘ve been keeping a secret.” she said.
>Your beloved catgirl waifu smiles nervously before you.
>She takes a deep breath and magical flashes erupt across the form you love so well.
>But her coat changes.
>It becomes variegated, her smile widens impossibly as tattoos of card suits be-speckle her form.
>”I can’t.” your reply to her unspoken desire for reassurance and acceptance.
>”Not a memecat.” your say loudly over her pleas and entreaties.
>Your hand moves decisively as it pulls out your hidden pistol.
>You don’t hesitate.
>The last thing you see is her.
>Panicked and mid-teleport, you can see her pupils contract with the absolute certainty that she is too late.
>And then, you see nothing at all.

>Be memecat staring at husbando’s warm disfigured corpse.
>You arrive too late to save him.
>But you are just in time to rush into a cloud of bone fragments and bloody spray.
>It’s almost funny, you think.
>A crippling pain begins to register within.
>Nothing seems funny anymore.
>His brain is…there’s no resurrection for suicides anyway.
>The hot tears run from your eyes, but you refuse to look away at all that you have left of him.
>In that once brilliant place within, always certain to have a quip ready to tease him…all you can hear is an unrelenting keening scream.
>Hmm.
>It seems to be growing louder, funny that.
>But no.
>Nothing is funny anymore.
>The screaming is getting too loud to hear over.
>Morbidly enough you find that concentrating on the scent and taste of him slightly comforting.
>The corrupted reek of his insides, wastefully spilled in the worst way possible, is a miserable pittance.
>But the constant scream isn’t as loud.
>Still noticeable, but kept at bay, for the moment.
>You realize that it will never go away, the agonized scream echoing through your soul.
>You, who once took immeasurable joy in smiling…
>You can’t make your face fit together anymore and the tears and the screaming and the stink of his corpse…
>You drown in it all, collapsing.
>You don’t mean to fall into the wretched bloody remains of all that you could ever hold dear.
>But it’s a relief, in a way.
>He’s still here.
>Sprawled in the cooling puddle of his life’s blood, entangled with his stiffening limbs.
>This is fine.
>You’re still together .
>This is fine.
>You can still taste and smell him.
>The scent of marrow and blood fills your mouth.
>You want to retch, but your mouth swallows desperately.
>Even that meager remnant is more than you can stand to reject.
>This is all you have left and you can’t bear to let it go.
>The screaming from within is slightly muffled now.
>You clasp his hand and get yourselves more comfortable.
>He used to like laying down and relaxing in this position.
>Someone makes an animalistic strangled sobbing sound.
>Rude, some people are trying to get comfortable.
>We’re fine, you think, as you caress the ruins of his head.
>Gradually clarity returns.
>Your mind pieces together your behavior.
>You can see the future laid out clearly before you in all it’s indomitable and miserable depravity.
>And when nothing remains of him, the screaming will grow until it is all you have left of anything.
>And it won’t stop.
>You pick up the pistol, caressing his unresponsive hand.
>The screaming calms as you clasp him, the pistol against your skull.
>Strange, you can barely hear it anymore, not that it matters.
>Everything will be alright, one way or another.
>You and anon are more alike than either of you realize.
>You don’t hesitate either.

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>>44551660
careful! that's the sort of thing which gets you sentenced to a thousand years of rape.

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Thank you for outing yourself right away, now lets see some actual greentexts

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>>44551648
You first you nu-mgt shill.
Was here before the move to /jp/ and what's happened over the years is depressing. New girls went from being a regular thing with lots of new art to three times a year with no art.

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I remember them saying undead in MGE were not trule "undead" by conventional terms
I cant remember which lore book said it, can anyone help?

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>>44551680
I was genuine, fuck you if you don't like it

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Oni GF is cool

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Reminder: Everyone needs to consistantly report all of the mick's shitposts every time he starts shitting up the thread.

Yes that means you reading this post, end your bystander syndrome and do your part.

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>>44551708
It’s in the first Encyclopedia IIRC, or world guide. They’re not even conventionally undead per the zombie entry. Just transfigured into a new form of life, who happens to be fermenting in horny.

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>>44551746
thank you my guy

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>>44551746
I think that sounded like a figure of speech or waxing poetry, they're still undead except demonic energy has optimized their traits for sex.

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>>44551734
>worries about the state of releases means you're mick
Is this what the threads have came to? That anything other than blind praise and repeating the same discussions endlessly means you're mick? I was really hoping people had moved on from the "fuck off bollocks" era of thinking everyone with the slightest bit of criticism was the same person.

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I would to see a dungeon adventure with this in mind

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what are your thoughts of going through the backdoor?

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>>44551908
Stop that, its agisnt nature, and the bible says no

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>>44551918
Achkually the bible has no comment on this subject

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>>44551918
CORRECTION
the bible, if anything is against HOMOSEXUAL anal sex

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>>44551932
i'm not sure if i got the right moral out of onan's story but i've been gently encouraged to nut inside

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>>44551955
Nunpires...

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>>44551776
The whole fermenting comment was because of Space Dandy, but yeah. They’re essentially transfigured ( as in transformed ) corpses who had so much mamano mana/demonic energy soak into them and well up that they became a new form of life. They’re not at first able to give birth because the spirit energy of their husband essentially speeds up the repair process. From what I can recall, and my memory is a bit foggy ( hurrr ), zombies pre-Wight and pre-lots of sex just operate like they’re wandering through horny fog without a care in the world and operate mostly on instinct. So yeah, the mamano mana just accentuates their sexiness and ability to acquire your goo my dude.

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>>44551871
>apophis gives a man one of those weapons to corrupt the local pharaoh
>pharaoh is impressed by the man trying to conquer her with such drive he's made it past all the guards
>he makes the pharaoh his with the dagger tossed aside
>the new king and the non-graped pharaoh rule together and the kingdom becomes even greater
Not as planned

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>>44552032
>the end credits stinger is the anubis vizier picking up the dagger

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>>44551871
Sadly, it's an useless weapon. I don't understand why we can't have any win

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https://twitter.com/pio_blops/status/1699673062348825036?s=20
centipede loves you

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>>44551822
Hard to move on when the Mick and Soggy Shoggy are the most transparently assblasted motherfuckers about the whole thing. They both tried to sabotage Magus’ writing contest way back when too.

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>>44552159
a tool's a tool. blame the wielder, not the weapon

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>>44552172
The tool is not a dagger but a beacon. I blame the tool creator (apophis I guess) for lying on the tool or being a retard

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'member Janet?

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>>44552004
At least zombies have the excuse of being a bit airheaded.
Dragon Zombies are just as intelligent as when they were alive. They've just been instilled with the consequences of dying alone.

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>>44552159
It's not useless if it causes you to stab and defeat the pharaoh. You're just going to be using cock and not the dagger.

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>>44552210
got their priorities straight

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>>44552187
could be a pretty useful distraction
like when you need hebi-bait to reach the ryu

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>>44552218
>>44552232
That's not a fight, that's sex. I want to conquer and wage war like I do with my little miniatures for fuck sake. No I'm not a Anubis bait

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>>44552210
Yeah zombies are basically “Head empty need dick”, Dragon Zombies are “I was too proud and noble when alive and now that I died I tossed away my pride! MERE” levels of horny.

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>>44552240
>No I'm not a Anubis bait
You're right, Mr. Dullahan bait

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>>44552240
she's going to mash the figurines together and make kissing noises

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Wait if there is Dragon zombies does that mean there are Dragon wights?

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>>44551158

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>>44552268
probably
maybe a couple dracolichs and draghouls too

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>>44552286
R u dure thvh

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>>44552260
No thanks
>>44552263
I don't understand

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>>44552249
I wonder what a normal dragon thinks when they see a dragon zombie?
Seeing the words Dragon Zombie reminds me of that boss fight in Circle of the Moon where you fight two of them

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>>44551333
I guess KC seeing the words of these thieves will make KC even more tired of releasing MGE for free. lol

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Imagine the kisses.

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Will Dormouse breast milk make me sleep?

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>>44551871
im going to eat that dagger

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>>44552365
I can only think this would hurt similar to when a fish cuts you with it’s fins.

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>>44552365
ow. i like my tongue, unpierced or split

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>>44552314
>Normal Dragon
‘I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me.’
>Dragon Zombie
‘Lmao I’m going to get so pregnant with my mate’s children’

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>>44552382
Probably

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>>44552382

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>>44552382
>she still has human ears because the waifu creator program he was using isn't friendly towards monster girls

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>>44552416
i know which one i'd take home

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>Your momster takes you to the private beach of her virgin hag friend
>it has all of her plump high school friends there
>Jinko transfer student says humans need UV exposure to metabolize vitamins
>your momster pulls down your boxers on the spot
>smug Cheshire starts laughing at your plight, carefully crossing her legs so no one sees her wet WonderlandTM bikini bottoms
>nerdy succ warns of the danger of prolonged exposure and offers to smear her oil on your body
>your momster gives her permission
How do you get out of this situation before all your wife’s friends see your privates?

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>>44552439
place weiner inisde wife and fuck her retarded

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>>44551314
No, but I'd ask Auntie for her opinion of Siths and Alps.

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I have fallen into the abyss and I can’t get out, and now I think someone or something is following me help!

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>>44551445
The normal /k/ advantages of long range fires and HE effects are effectively dismissed by Demon-silvering of bullets and mana-vs-blast/frag nullification.
So modern /k/ still falls.
>standard fault of jap amimay-with-guns, girl is weel drawn,so is detailed rifle, but having never handled either irl, the gun is either a fuckhueg cannon, or the elf is a weirdly shrunken version

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>>44552482
cuddley and fixed.

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From what I saw on KC's Twitter account, he was very fed up with people trying to defend three letter subhumans and deny the DMCA in his fight against three letter subhumans. That is probably why he started paywalling MGE.

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I HATE THE DEMON LORD!
I HATE THE DEMON LORD!
I HATE THE DEMON LORD!

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>>44552522
It's most likely a AR style rifle chambered in .50
>t. I'm retarded

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>>44552569
So others suffer because he started an unwinnable fight. Okay?

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>>44552569
He denied others were making him do it which is wrong since there's proof others kept shoving stuff in his face in DMs.

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>>44552601
You mean the fans sending him stuff for GBP or something else?

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>>44552579
>a week after anon is released from the reeducation camp
I LOVE THE DEMON LORD!

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You gonna get foxed.

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Red eyes pretty

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>>44552617
>re-education camp is just druella saying your opinion is cringe until you break
>may or may not edge (You) with either her tits or thighs until you admit the demon lord is based

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>>44552438
The answer is both.

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>>44552569
>subhumans in question are unaffected and either don't care about new content or just look up the leaks
>main fanbase completely stagnant and in practice the last relevant girl is Phoenix, released one year ago
This is so retarded, that knowing japs I'm willing to believe this

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Still waiting for that Eros reeducation camp story you little shit

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so im eating beef, fried chicken rice and mashed potatoes, how fucking angry would a kiki be?

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>>44552608
>Great Britain Pound
The horror

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>>44552715
Why would she be mad?

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>>44552632
Nuh-uh, no fox has ever gotten past my elaborate defense system.

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>>44552727
dunno, since its all leftover, and a kiki might want me to eat her perfect cooking?

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>>44552708
I want to be broken (but not really) into a heart-pupiled good boy by a cute cupid!

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Being a little spoon for a manticore!

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>>44552727
He left out vegetables. That's a paddlin'

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I want to be found guilty of entrapment in MGC court.
I think you know what the punishment will be

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>>44552756
anon, potatos are vegetables

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>>44552772
They’re starches.

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>>44552778
wha?
be burger

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>>44551663
Agreed (fuck this M*ck Dcma shit)
>Be Anon
>out shopping with your Kiki maido
>get home, door is ajar
>Kiki draws a compact iron pan from somewhere in her skirts, goes in to check
>Anon follows
>in the kitchen is your Kiki, and another... creature... in a standoff, both holding pans
>Anon 'wtf?'
>Mashtah iz... iz alte Kiki... like before times...
>[long arguments in Kikisprache], more pan waving, more pointing at Anon and at the house
>"Mashtah, she is saying is finding empty house, no kiki,so is her house now,and Anon... she is cursed by BigHat gypsy Mage... [both spit on the polished floor]... she needz Mashtah Anon'z helps..."
>Anon 'ok, still wtf but ok'
>"Hokay, Mashtah, you goes out of kitchenz, ve fixx and zhen you komm bakk ins, pleeze?"
>Anon waits in the hallway, then gets called in
>More WTF!?
>Anon's Kiki is in her lingerie, laying on top of 'something' on top of the table under a blanket. By the distorted scaly hairy legs it has to be the weird Kiki
>'Ok, wtf, and what now?'
>"Pleez, Mashtah, zhe only way to fixx zhe ozher Kiki iz zhe fukkink, so she is not pretty nows, zo I layz here on top und mebbe Mashtah getz hartt zhe peniz, und lookz at zhiz Kiki vhile you fukks her, hokay...?"
>While Anon struggles to answer, his Kiki starts to 'get Mashtah hartt - caressing her breasts, down her belly, into her panties...
>Ofc, Anon's peniz makes up its own mind, and he steps forward, his Kiki's hands unbuckling his pants , taking it out, and putting it...
>"No, Mashtah, look up here. Skveeze your Kiki's titties, keep your eyez up hier."
>...and into a hot wet grip Anon has only imagined while watching his Kiki do the dusting.
"Ya, Mashtah, up hier, lick mien titties, kisses my neck, let your Kiki giff you pleazures!"
>It's almost like Anon had always imagined, his Kiki's face is even rapt in joy as he Cooms!
>As Anon collapses, the 'something' under the blanket stirs, sliding out from under the naked schlicking Kiki.
>Mana-magic works. The other weird Kiki is cured, she's similar to Anon's usual Kiki, maybe slightly thinner, and her ears are still standing-up, but in everything else she's back to being a Kiki
>[more happy, then angry, then arguing Kikishprache between 2 naked Kikis]
>Anon is still just standing there stunned
>"Hokay, Mashtah, zhe ozher Kiki is mainly cured, but nows you haz to fukks me, your Kiki."
>Anon, 'wtf again'
>Now you haz fukked zhe ozger Kiki, zhe zayz zhe iz your Kiki. But I amz your Kiki, zo you haz to fukks me now, pleaze?"
>Anon, still confused, 'Well, I suppose so...'
>"Ya, Mashtah, iz besser to be a Kiki vith a halfs-Anons zhan no Anons at all."
>Anon is already stepping forward as his Kiki lays back on the crumpled blanket
>'So, does this mean I have two kikis?'
>"Yesh, Mashtah, just az soon as you fukks your Kiki..."

Yeah, I couldn't leave that poor 'old-style' Kiki left behind.

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>>44552806
I hate it when I miss typing a '>' but at least the good bit stands out.

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>>44552806
i like it, it be cute
what i want to see is a kiki trying to tame a wurm and make her a maid
key word trying to

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>>44552740
every day without mofu is a day of suffering.
is it really too much to ask? to be able to hug a fox and have her tails wrap around you.

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>>44552704
Main fanbase isn’t stagnant though because you have at least three different websites between TFT*, Bunker, here, and an unknown amount of discords where people talk about MGE, to include the Wiki discord Señor Concerno keeps bringing up. KC also doesn’t use Twitter all that much anymore because of Elon fucking up tweetdeck bandwidth usage, which was his main way of accessing it.

There’s also like five people in direct contact with KC so despite the paddy’s kvetching, Kirby isn’t the only dude who talks to him. He’s just the most visible because he made himself a target with the public tweeting about Wightfag and getting free art. Which upsets the Potatofag to this day.

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all good bogies have dark matter nukes, its the ball they walk on sometimes when their unicycle is in the shop

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I like to imagine a black harpy with the singing voice of Joan Jett

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Guys I'm a little new here but I understand that you need a special account or something to enter the MG archive, can someone explain to me what I need to do so that I don't get the white screen?

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>>44552790
They’re vegetables but because of their high carbohydrate content they’re nutritionally considered a starch and don’t go towards your daily portions of fruits or veggies. It’s dumb as hell but that’s just how it be.

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>>44552917
Remember when Joan Jett was in a movie with Michael J. Fox?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WssbAYX6mdo

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>>44552932
just click on the hyperlinks

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>>44552944
when i do that it just takes me to a white page

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>>44552878
>Stopped coming to these threads long time ago (no particular reason)
>Come back and read this
What the fuck?

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hag demons!
hag demons who slip extra clauses into your contract!
hag demon wife who informs you have to submit to being breastfed and are legally obligated to call her 'mommy', even if you're in front of friends or family!
don't worry - if you get embarrassed, she'll let you hide your face in her chest.

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>claims he weas here long ago
>posts offtopic
least obvious fake old fag

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>>44552806
Nice work anon but it's hzrd to follow the text with that accent (I'm frog, I guess that why)

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>>44552961
uhh... I don't know what to tell you sorry. I don't have a 'special account' and I can access it just fine. I click on the link in the OP, it takes me to a white screen with links (which work).

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I would watch world's hungriest hag

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>>44553005
>>44552961
Those are blue hyperlinks, maybe your navigator display them white on white

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>>44552991
Sorry.
Try to restrain the urge to surrender at zhat akzent. Kek.
Although, it iz Kikiz, I'd surrender too.

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>>44552978
I'll sign, as long as she agrees to take a loli potion and call me "daddy" once a week.

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>>44553014
Ancient Wendigo has been deployed to your location.

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>>44552978
Hags sure are powerful...

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>>44553016
i click on them and the lead me to a white page

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>>44553018
I hate this "meme" so much, especially when it come from burgers who hasn't won a war since WW2 or bongs when thousand died to save their ass. It makes my blood boiled. Off topic I know, here get a rare water cat.

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>>44553060
this isn't a fucking tech support forum

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>>44553074
why so angry anon? i just want to see more monster girls

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>>44553083
>https://nigger.neocities.org/mgehub
>mgearchive
Solve this puzzle to get more of them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44552979
Not him but the unwritten rule about off-topic images is a somewhat recent thing. Some time around last 2 years? I think

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>>44553109
Earlier than that, but yes, it wasn't there right from the start.

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>>44553074
>There's a household care support number
>If a monster/married man calls, a Kiki guides them through whatever chore they are having issues with
>If an unmarried man calls, they trace the call and dispatch a Kiki to his location while the phone operator keeps him talking
These maids are truly something else.

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>>44552878
Bunker is the same as us regarding new girls and if you're saying I have to join some faggy shitcords to talk about MGE, then I'm afraid something went horribly, horribly wrong

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>>44553102
sorry for being dense but i didn't get the joke

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>>44553150
For fuck sake, I gave you the main link, just replace something with something and you will get the main link

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>>44552979
I was here when the threads were on /a/, anon. I was here before we even had a pastebin where we compiled stories (I even have a txt file from one of the earliest compilations). I was here when captain america was writing. I was here when pic related was posted.

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>>44553145
My point was there was an innumerable number of shitcords that have microcosms of the MGE community in them, to include the wiki one. Whether or not you use them is none of my business and honestly beneath my notice.

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>>44553175
t. Grandpa without meds

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>>44553165
you lied to me anon

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>>44552608
They've been doing more harm than good, I can't imagine it being a great motivator to be sent endless ntr updates regarding your own ip.

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>>44551158

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>>44553194
Weird, can you try on an another navigator? Personally I use brave

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>>44553187
Hey, I'm still young-ish.

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>>44552978
>Demon offers you a contract, what's offering you is incredibly enticing
>But the exact terms are vague as is her explanation
>She's also putting on the best poker face you have ever seen
>Ah hell with it, it can't be that bad
>Right?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44553209
Yes it was the browser, thanks for helping this poor latinnigger

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>>44553175
Better times my friend. I miss those days dearly. I expect we'll be her to turn off the lights.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553194
This is a classic OS/Browser communication error. To fix, go to the Windows folder on the C drive. Look for the System32 directory. Delete it and restart your PC. It'll reinstall correctly upon reboot, and your connectivity to the archive website should be clear.

What happens is all computers today are 64 bit systems, and the system32 folder contains a lot of old code for the old 32 bit systems from a decade+ ago. Sometimes, this can interfere with typical operations on your PC. In this case, not being able to reliably connect to various websites or display the webpage's contents.

Hope this helps, anon.

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>>44553255
Don't you think you're being a little rude?

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>>44553223
That poker face is probably a very volatile mask. Hover the pen over the contract and then ask detailed questions about the terms. She'll probably get flustered enough to let something slip

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>>44553175
I miss Thunderbrother and Richter Bromont. Those were the days. The days when Crayon would draw for us. The days before Waterworld...

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>>44553215
Those greentexts are fuck up

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>>44553279
>Richter Bromont
Haven't heard that name in what feels like forever now. Is he still doing art for his vn?

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>>44553255
Man I was never a computer guy, these things confuse me, I don't understand why you have to be such a jerk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553250
No problem anon

[Anonymous No.]

>Go on a date with a centaur
>Goes well
>She takes you back to her room
>Lots of beast potions lined up on her shelf
>NOPE.jpg
>Do a 360 and walk away

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>>44553290
No clue!

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>>44552978
I prefer my demons... BEEG

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>>44553316
That's a man you homo https://twitter.com/BoonieBaby6/status/1683160895881629696

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>>44553316
That's a man retard

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>>44553253
>I miss those days dearly
Me too. I remember all those stories I used to read. I remember one about an isekai'd dude with a salamander and a mantis and some other monster I can't remember. I don't know if he ever finished it.
I expect one day I'll come to this board and there will be no monster girl thread.
>>44553279
That pastebin is sadly dead, I wonder how many stories are lost to time.

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>>44553316
does he know?

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>>44553296
Ignore him and don't delete system files.

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>>44553279
Thunderbrother’s a lad because his hatred of furries is simultaneously hilarious and admirable. Dude just wants to chill with his harpy wife in Alaska and cocks a shotgun to “IF IT HAS A SNOUT GET IT OUT”.

[Anonymous No.]

be wary of the balls bogies use, they are actually balls of super condensed dark matter

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>>44553348
i know what system 32 is i'm not stupid, im just saying this nigga is being mean to someone for nothing

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>>44553339
I never knew those times but I already regret one things were 2 years ago. Maybe I was just less bitter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553331
>>44553337
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU- why must fate be so cruel, I merely want beeg waifus

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>>44553287
A lot of old shit wouldn't meet our current standards. We've lost a lot of people over the years, but we're also the closest to canon we've ever been. I look back fondly on the old times and there's plenty that I miss, but we left behind just as much bad shit.

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>>44553358
That's normal, the thread is mainly composed of bitter and/or jaded anons (me included). The oldfags are right, a lot of nice anons have disappeared.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553378
Yeah back when these threads were on /a/ I would write some dark shit

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>>44553339
>I expect one day I'll come to this board and there will be no monster girl thread.
Unlikely, for a lot of people this thread is the social media replacement. 4janny will die sooner, really

[Anonymous No.]

Ah the good old days. Felt like only yesterday breathfag was here

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>>44553279
>>44553253
>>44553350
>>44553378
>>44553391
Lmao, look what I found. Those were different times for sure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553384
the dilemma of whether to bring new ones to the hobby or not because then it is filled with NTRcucks and faggots

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553396
>he's really humble and takes criticism well
That's so hilarious is retrospect

[Anonymous No.]

I want to get motivated and dig up my old tablet to draw something but the heat isn't exactly helping
It wouldn't be any good but I feel like we could use some new contributions

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553396
How do they stack up to current writefags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553396
>He takes criticism well
Lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553396
LDR is a published authot, selling spider-mommy smut on Amazon

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>>44553416
The only halfway decent one there is YBA. The others were either complete faggots or just mediocre.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553394
Not wrong but I don't miss that
>>44553402
I remember this discussion 8-6 months ago maybe? New blood is pointless if it fucks everything up, I prefer a slow but uncorrupted death. It's better if we don't discuss more this subject.

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>>44553431
>authot
heh

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>>44553406
>>44553427
Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by pissing Alp off so he'll delete everything from his pastebin again?

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>>44553438
i mean im kinda new like 1 year in this hobby, a friend of mine spammed kikimoras and i fell in love with them, a shame that guy was a pedo and i killed him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553408
Bruh don't worry and just draw cute monster musume. Everyone has to start somewhere

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>>44553460
How do their lamps end up in the desert anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

Any of you know what happened with MachineAnon? I really liked some of his stories, like the undead invasion one, but his pastebin is almost empty. I want to read that one again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553456
Tell ms ice queen to make my room not 31 degrees celsius and i might just dig up that hunk o junk

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>>44553462
they can, go out whenever they want so they take the lamp, put it on a busy road, and wait for a foolish tourist to pass by

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>>44553466
Pastebin purged anything remotely nsfw. There might be some backups somewhere

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>>44553416
There was some good shit and some cringe shit, like always.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553454
I hope you're larping but don't say that kind of thing even on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553476
Fuck, I should have downloaded it.

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>>44553492
>gachashit
fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

Who else was there?
>Peterdnzl?
>Lanternon
>Penywise
I think I forgot the name of the one who wrote the CYOA where people who were rooting for the Jinko to win made that "a tiger is not a valid option" meme

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>>44553466
Had an ego fueled breakdown. What I want to know is what happened to Silent_II. Actually have backups of his stories and can’t find a way to reach him, if there is one, to get permission to host them.

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>>44553484
>>44553476
Neverming, internet archive has my back.
https://web.archive.org/web/20160314172525/http://pastebin.com/Spi7ccWc

https://web.archive.org/web/20160809142000/http://pastebin.com/u/MachineAnon

>>44553498
I remember Lanternon and Penywise.
Penywise's homeless vampire is one of my favorites.

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>>44553498
>Lanternon
Holy fuck I miss him like you wouldn't believe

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>>44553482
the i killed him one or the im new one?
By the way, he was a bad person, I just cut off all contact with him.

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>>44553505
>Neverming, internet archive has my back.
Oh shit might be able to save some more stories then

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>>44553503
>Had an ego fueled breakdown.
A tale as old as this lich.
>>44553512
Share your findings.

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>>44553510
Killing him, speaking about the murders you possibly committed on internet isn't a good idea

[Anonymous No.]

>>44551445
>"Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"

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>>44553533
oh sorry I only said it because the guy makes me angry just thinking about him not killing anyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553543
Nice blog, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553546
better than talking about the nigget faggot of mick

[Anonymous No.]

Thanks for the nostalgia trip guys. It was fun to remember the old days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553552
Both of you should kill yourselves, at least I wouldn't have to see either of your posts.

[Anonymous No.]

what are people's thoughts on the 2 fallen maiden VN games?

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>>44553562
ok i will stop talking about a pedo and post monster girls sorry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553203
It's funny though. And it's super obvious that things have gotten worse when other mg communities are noting how bad mge is getting.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell has this thread become you literally sound like little children.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553596
Yeah, we should be making children instead

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>>44553596
We have to wait until KC falls asleep to post the new girls.

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>>44553449
This imouto sure makes my tallywhacker turgid

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>>44553579
second game had a better twist

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>>44553579
I think they're great
All I can say really

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553607
You know as I recall it was Bob who used the word "turgid" and not Alp. Alp's funny phrase was "gee willickers".

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>>44553609
it was a silly twist, but enjoyable
second was better than first imo

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>>44553604
Do it at your own peril I guess. I need the laugh of watching a thread get nuked because of wannabe jannies who do it for fucking free.

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[Anonymous No.]

I enjoy catgirls.

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>>44553596
Portals opened and all the anons got shotafied by dark mages, too bad you're missing out

[Anonymous No.]

>NTRcucks and the mick come back at the same time
wow what a coincidence

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553630
No, my card was the seven of diamonds

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>>44553637
>NTRcucks
Nobody is talking about NTR outside of you though?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553645
That's clearly our assigned watchman getting a little stressed with his job.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553645
Don't mind him, he tends to make things up so he has an excuse to be mad all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553657
Clearly he needs some mofu to help him relax.

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>>44553731
I would plow this memecat

[Anonymous No.]

be wary of the briar tentacle girls
the thorns are covered with a poison that arouses all who are exposed to it makes them turn into beasts beholden to their lust

[Anonymous No.]

big ears

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>>44553633
>First spell the Dark Mages cast was Mass Level Drain

[Anonymous No.]

Just put the baphomet out to dry on a clothesline. what is she going to do when hanging by the horns?

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>>44553753
Made for molesting,.

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>>44553601
making out with*

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>tfw no muscular wight with abs like brioche loaf.
https://files.catbox.moe/yoeref.png
https://files.catbox.moe/va4o28.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/zwyvnv.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553778
Made for chocolate eclairs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553604
Unfortunately for you Kaiba my grandfather's deck has no weak cards!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553802
kek'd

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[Anonymous No.]

deploy the mofu

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be drained and clawed so hard I will unable to move out of the bed for at least a week and have to get taken care of.

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[Anonymous No.]

im wondering is it all right to draw the two new girls, the malef and dragon newt?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553867
Just do it.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't call her Dork Mouse just because she smells like chocolate

[Anonymous No.]

damn i like kiki's so much i wish maids were real

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>>44553416
Not much changed except quantity. We have some "greats" that write amazing quality stuff. We have some decent/learning writers, and we get a smattering (very little) of impromptu or first-time stuff. From 2013-2017 there were so many greentexts and stories we'd hit the post limit multiple times a day. Truly great times.
>>44553506
Me too, though his stuff is way too dark for my tastes now.
>>44553503
I don't think most anyone would have an issue with you rehosting as long as you give credit. If they reach out after the fact and ask you to take it down, then do so. They might not even be alive anymore.

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>>44553869
what i meant is would dmca be tossed at me?

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>>44553889
>If they reach out after the fact and ask you to take it down, then do so
You mean like fucking PARKEDBUGGY and his damn top-notch Amazon story?? He's still here, btw. I'm pretty sure he's an alt of either Magus or Amoeba from their learning days. He mentioned not wanting his "old works" out in the wild at the moment or something.

Get off your ass and write the damn sequel or at least let me repost it so that MGE has more than one decent Amazon story. I can literally only think of Magus' recent-ish one.

Nobody cares it's not you're best work. Let us have this.

[Anonymous No.]

>Are you lost, young man?

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>>44553955
Excuse me i am 26

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>>44553955
Are you blind you wench, I have grey hairs.

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>>44553961
AND THEY LET YOU OUT ALONE, UNSUPERVISED?

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>>44553961
Seems pretty young to me.
>>44553965
Poor boy, you must be stressed a lot.

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[Anonymous No.]

DARK MATTER ART
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/111489728

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>>44553194
The irony when LatinaKiki-Anon can't see it because it's white-on-white...
Hfw it's a mildly-racist Chesh messing with his settings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553955
heh? i might be, in your eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554010
no, it was my browser i already fixed it

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>>44553917
Probably. But although it would get a 4chan post taken down outside of that a dmca is just a scary letter.

[Anonymous No.]

KCease and desist lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553974
Ma'am I just want to go get my groceries before the store closes

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44553862
Thankfully Wight claws are a lot weaker as a loli, I expect I might get a lot of clawings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554053
Why is he so anal about paywalled content anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554086
He's japanese. Obey the ruurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554095
But whatever happened to
>"Muh tip jar"
That applies to both him and the KDF(KC defence force)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554086
I think he just became ultra-paranoid after the Wightfag incident.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554095
The baphomet drawing wasn't paywalled content

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554086
Unfortunately Patreon turned out to be e-Meth for online artists - they never finish a work because they keep getting hits.
And its not just Mamono art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44553753
Goose the meido!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554086
His handlers are convincing him that we are unworthy and "tainted" so you have to join their dicksword circlejerks to discuss or exchange new content.
You can see how they look down on us when they do sometimes come here and post shit like
>nobody important is here anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554113
Obey the ruurus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554135
>you have to join their dicksword circlejerks to discuss or exchange new content.
False. Try posting Malef on the MGE wiki discord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554142
That's the public circlejerk, not the main ones

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554142
What, you can't post her even there? this is total bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that every post about this muh paywall muh dmca shit for the millionth time is either the Mick derailing the thread, or a useful idiot whose posts cannot be distinguished from the Mick derailing the thread. Stop trying to talk to the butthurt furfag, he's been crying about KC nonstop for the last 8 months or some shit.

We don't have anything to do with the drama, it's literally pointless to whine about it here and anyone who does it is just shitposting and derailing by default.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554149
>We

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>>44554136
God I want Kneesocks to use me as a foot stool.

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>>44554149
>We don't have anything to do with the drama
Yes we do, we can't discuss new girls because of that bullshit. Fuck off back to bunkerchan if you think chasing /trash/ cucks is more important than monster girls, and preferably take mick with you since he's so obsessed with baphfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554149
Fucking retard, KC is literally choking his own IP to death by refusing to release anything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554169

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>>44554156
>>We
Srsly, by now I'm beginning to think it's just one guy being both M*ck and Anti-M*ck, and idgaf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554197
GOD EVERY TIME A DEMON GOES "RURRRUUUUS" I THINK OF HER AND I GOTTA TAKE HER TO POUND TOWN.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, how I wish to become enthralled by a kejourou and her hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554208
PSG is getting finally a second season after all this time. Let's hope for more of the red demons.

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>>44554181
I've never went on their chans in my life, I just want you fucking retarded mongoloids to stop helping a severely retarded furry irishman shit up the thread I've been going to since the /a/ times.

The thread becomes unusable when giant fucktards like you take the Mick's bait and join him in just endlessly going on about MUH DCMA MUH PATREON MUH BAPHOFAGS. Just a reminder that you are taking the side of a literal insane guy who e-stalks KC, e-stalks random waifufags he sees as his nemesises, rages at drawfags when they ignore his troll requests, shitposts this thread nonstop every day and more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554228
You're describing puuyo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554228
I wish both you and the Irishman would die today. The threads would enter a new golden age.

[Anonymous No.]

The portals can't open soon enough.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554253
I would quite like to be trapped in a monstergirl haunted house ruled by an eccentric vampire/phantom

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554072
that's one chubby dragoncel zombie

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554242
i wish you niggers start posting monster girls and greentexts about monster girls because if i see another post about the irishman or his haters im gonna shoot myself with a shotgun

[Anonymous No.]

W-why do I have an age bar suddenly?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554274
Do it, pussy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554220
>Their daughters show up
>Since monster girls are mainstream now they ruurruu at weak human boys

[Anonymous No.]

I miss the old times
I miss when things didn't have to be perfect
I miss when there was a wide variety of discussion and everything wasn't focused on one setting
I miss when people could argue and call each other faggots without being scared that their own shadow wasn't the thread designated boogieman
I miss laughing at how absurd Centaur's Life chapters were
I miss monthly EMG updates being talked about here even if the series had flaws
I miss Alp's dialogue being something everyone bonded over finding funny but looking forward to his updates anyway
I miss when there was so many writefags that even if they weren't all great there was something for everyone
I miss crayon anon
I miss when this place had regular waifufags who would get huge amounts of art
I miss everyone getting designated a maid
I want everything to go back

[Anonymous No.]

If I could press a button and all the posters here, including me would die on the spot to open the portals, then I would do it without a moment of hesitation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554309
Get a life, genuinely

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554145
Oh yeah, that bapho pic probably leaked out because it was publicly available to all the chosen. Same energy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554311
Human sacrifice gets you biblical demons, not MGE monsters, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554329
I'm tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554311
Yeah I'd do it too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554329
It makes me wonder what Druella would do against the nephilim monstrosities aka demons. I mean there was a era they had to deal with similar creatures that consume human flesh like the nephilims.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554319
I have one. This place was a break from the awfulness, now it's awful too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554323
No, it was publicly available since he included it in his ref link on a public commission site

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>>44554348
Don't reply to him that's a troll post
I mean he's telling you to get a life after he makes that post a minute after yours. Literally all you have to do is ignore the posts and ignore them (if you reply to them they always reply back, they're not here to argue so don't bother)

[Anonymous No.]

Trolls are eating good today.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554361
>Literally all you have to do is ignore the posts and REPORT them
sleeby

[Anonymous No.]

if only there was some way to get out of this speeding ticket

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554348
It's genuinely starting to look like the main shitposter making it awful is being ignored on purpose by the mods. The last thread had a bunch of posts deleted, but the majority of the shitposts were left untouched and he clearly wasn't banned again because he's been spamming this one too.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554309
I hate change too, anon. I hate seeing the few things I love in life slowly fade away. I hate clinging onto them harder and harder in an effort to make it stop. I just want to feel safe and happy for just a little bit.

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>>44554311
>this happens
>monsters learn of this event after the portals suddenly started to just work (buy Monrim)
>inhuman resources are poured to revive these individuals and the top class of mamono are foaming at the mouth to see results

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554311
>Press a button
>Expect death
"Hey you, finally awake."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554311
Somewhere, several waifus who already had been eagerly waiting to claim the husbands they had watched for so long begin crying and clutch their dakis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554405

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554309
People move onto different things who knows what’s the big craze now, and who’s to say those people aren’t married at this point and had to leave some of this stuff behind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554379
The board has supposedly hated out guts for many years. I'm only on 4chan for this thread so I can't speak for the politics/drama, but I can tell you even nearly 10 years ago we were getting raided and had janny issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554412
There's an infinite amount of latenight drawings out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554429
He's a treasure. I'll be really sad to see him move on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554421
A majority of the anons here use discord anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554379
>the main shitposter making it awful is being ignored on purpose by the mods.
>The last thread had a bunch of posts deleted
They only mass deleted the replies to the DMCA'd picture. The only other deleted posts were one that was probably deleted by Anon himself, one that was definitely deleted by Anon himself to make a correction, and one irrelevant catchphrase. (also warosu shows >>44543357 as deleted but it's actually still up)
The thread isn't getting any special treatment, mods simply don't give a shit about the entire board. You're giving them too much credit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554436
lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554424
I have and will only ever post in these threads. I do not know nor care what the rest of jp does

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554424
Were things ever this bad? Last time I came here was in April and everything was fine, feels so sudden coming back to all this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554424
The biggest janny issue was the janny many years back who would make premature threads himself and get everyone who disagreed banned. He got so much feedback reports that a mod posted in the thread, but the mod clearly had absolutely no idea what was going on and had been fed bullshit by the rogue janny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554444
They were already getting bad then, but not to this degree

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554451
“How bad can I possibly be”.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44552651
>as one of the final courses a bunch of chesires will make customs memes of you and the DL
>you are the beta and the DL is the chad
Terrifying...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554444
yeah, probably. people tend to forget things

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554412
Bless you for indulging in my stupidity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554442
I'm glad I'm not the only "outsider" just here for cozy MGE waifu talk
>>44554444
We had different types of shitposting. There was edge-kun and several other well known anons, but it was at least mostly on topic even if it was shitposting. I don't recall anything like this outside drama that gets pushed here so often.
God, I miss the days when the worst was people whining about hellohound/femdom/grimdark vs hugbox

[Anonymous No.]

>constantly chase off anons who dislike the state of the thread with "muh gatekeeper"
>now the thread is full of furfags, crossboarder shitposters, cuckolds and newfags so obvious you'd have to be retarded not to see them
good job retards, you made your own grave.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554476
Not him! This was a request he did for me last year in a thread. I was super stoked. He's only surprised me with one other from a comment many years ago when paladin posting was still a thing (as long as it was fun and not shitposting).

[Anonymous No.]

Damn I just thought of the worst nightmare of all for this thread. That enslaved anon, wightfag and mick were all in the same time era together and that we had to deal with all three of their nonsense.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554491
I remember him doing this one for me years and years ago and it's still my ideal life with a mamano.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554491
>trap a bunch of yetis in a room
>force them to watch 10 hours of non-stop current day misery
>release them
The reckoning...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554479
want a pat on the back or something?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554406
They will all join magic schools and master in necromancy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554379
Such an outsider...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554500
Aww. He's a good guy. Looking back at my file, holy shit it's from 2015.
>>44554508
Pretty much. If I recall, we were discussing what we would do with captured paladins that day. It was suggested that we leave them out in the snow with whatever injuries they had to be nabbed and healed by yetis.
God, the threads were fun back then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554497
>https://litter.catbox.moe/s8tx4t.png
Have some hellhound art, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554311
Selfless acts of sacrifice are gay. If I have to die to open the portals, I want it to be one of those worlds where the monstergirls eat people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554533
GOOD GRIEF SHE'S NAKED

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554558
eat people dicks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554558
Hebraic hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554558
Ending own life to bring misery to others is incomparably gayer.

[Anonymous No.]

Marry elves.

[Anonymous No.]

Boring ass elves.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554581
elf hands wrote this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554311
Based, same here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554581

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554581
Do their ears wiggle?

[Anonymous No.]

If I die I want to become a destroyer spirit and cause mayhem to Mamonos before being defeated by a magical girl wisp and end up as her husband.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554581
i want to marry a cute elf and make at least 100+ children with her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554558
T. Least malevolent jew

[Anonymous No.]

>3000 year old elf comes up to you
>"Hey kid""
>Does a peace sign
>"Instead of taking an L"
>Dabs
>"Take an elf!"
>Does metal horns

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554558
>Excited sandworm earthquakes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554610
I can't decipher this post. Fucking zoomers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554610
i suppose stale elf material is on brand for them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554610
I envisioned it and I would've laughed until she ran away crying
Then I would find her, call her cringe and tell her to never do that shit again before kissing her and cuddling her until she stopped crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>44551450
But her special olympics grammar damages anons brains so hard that we keep forgetting about her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554610
>>44554627
>I-I-I
>*sob* I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE IN WITH WHAT'S COOL!
>IS IT BECAUSE I LOOK OLD!?
>THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT?
>OLD ELF CAN'T BE IN WITH THE KIDS BECAUSE SHE'S 5000 YEARS OLD AND ONLY EVER KISSED HER MOTHER!
>WELL I'M SORRY!
>Does the macarena while crying

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554610
>Ancient bapho
>Spent the last 100 years in solitary, magical study
>Gets the urge for a hubby
>Also comes to the conclusion she needs a reliable mana battery
>Makes her way into the world
>Goes on a date with some zoomer
>Tries to be hip and modern
>Whips out a phonograph and record with big band, swing music on it
>Looks at him genuine eyes, hoping he likes the music

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554650
Elf-chan should stop trying to be hip with the kids
And instead use her hips to pump out kids

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554442
Its essentially this, but less autistic and about touhou

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554658
maybe a couple years ago. the sanctuary has shifted

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554558
>kvetching intensifies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554209
Kejourou with her very long hair flowing over her nude body and narrowly covering things is a good look.
Especially if it's a loli or JC kej.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554311
>"And it's... You promise that the world will be better, after?"
"Yes, of course. We just need a little work on your end of the veil, and I *promise* you the world will improve. No more famine, loneliness, poverty, that sort of thing. Chin up. You'll be a hero for getting those portals open! The greatest hero there ever was. There'll be a thousand girls clamoring to marry you!"
>"... Hero, huh?"
>"... We can do that, then. A little power. A little sacrifice."
"... What?"
>"One last atrocity, and we can put the old world to rest. A... Small sacrifice, comparatively. When you look at what we stand to gain."
"Anon, what the hell are you talking about?"
>"Sorry. Just thinking. Problems of scale."
>"... You know, there's a saying here. 'The wheels of history are greased with the blood of men'. It's supposed to be how the world goes forward. The only way it ever gets better."
"... Anon? Stop talking like that, you're scaring me. Anon?"
>"It was nice getting to know you. I hope you and your sisters are honest."
>"And, uh... The greatest hero there ever was, huh? Remember me... us... as that."
>"Goodbye."
"Anon...? Anon! Get the fuck back here! ANSWER ME! ANON! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? ANON! ANON, STOP!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554664
Its still about touhou but yes, 3dpd fags and holonigs have indeed infested the board. I still enjoy the threads very much and we have lots of writefags enriching the place despite it all

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554567
Look at the world normalfags have built and tell me they deserve a happy ending.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554686
Everyone deserves a shot at true happiness mr.shecklestien

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554558
the nicest jew ever

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554681
Ah yes, that cringe doujin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554681
Yup, I hope they remember our name at least so our family can get a reward or something

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no Haku to teach math sensually
>tfw she makes her students pass with flying colors even her wurm students

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554311
It doesn't really sound like much of a sacrifice since you'll probably just get brought back as an undead incubus later. I was planning on going that route anyway, so I'm okay with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554479
>Full of furfags
Lol, no.
>Crossboarder shitposters
Receipts, provide them.
>Cuckolds
See above.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554734
Trash tranny-tier art. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

If I had a button that if I pressed that would trigger the day of rape I would press a 10000000000000 times to get it going faster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554758
>10000000000000 consecutive days of rape
nice work, jackass

[Anonymous No.]

The amount of hag correction I would receive would go down in history

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554762
That just way more monsters for everyone

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554762
Oh no...how awful...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554758
>>44554762
PANDEMONIUM

[Anonymous No.]

If you got portalled by cosmic bullshit, what would you say to their authorities to get the DOTR asap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554734
What is it with lamias being witches?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554762
Over 27 billion years of nonstop rape better be enough to correct the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554776
Just tell them how no man wants women and men are viewed as actual monsters and all the reason that is there evil in the world

[Iron Beast No.]

Long time no see, guys
got a new roulette for you too
https://archiveofourown.org/works/35423245/chapters/126061198
As usual pray I matain my motivation to write and have a good one on me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554758
>>44554762
>10,000,000,000,000 button presses / 8,000,000,000 people
Everyone's getting 1,250 days of rape, roughly three and half years worth. Or it could mean everyone gets 1,250 wives. I don't understand how interdimensional-hypothetical maths works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554751
I will gladly had a no revive in the rule, we can all watch the normies get the happy ever after we wished from oblivion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554781
Imagine how many generations would be made

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554789
Nice, I'm always happy to read your stuff

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554789
gracias iron beast

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554790
I think that's more than enough time to fix the world

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554789
Based beast, thanks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554790
Roughly half of those 8 billion people are women, so I don't know how that factors in.
>>44554789
Cheers mate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554681
W H E N

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554789
Lich more like uh.
uhhhh....
bitch!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554809
They all get slaughter and ditch in the subhuman pit. If you vote for me obviously

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554817
You're the one who drives her to drink

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554789
Based

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554789
Lovely

[Anonymous No.]

Please don't let the DotR happen
My apartment cant handle massive hags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554809
Even more monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554837
Don't worry u'll get a nice house with a white picket fence

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554837
An ushi-oni is going to break your floor and there's nothing you can do to stop her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554776
I'd just start listing statistics like divorce rates, abortions, male suicide, the increase of men being virgins at 30.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554837
>DotR
I want bunker crossposters to leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554776
Kys in the court room or something

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554837
>Anons scared of DOTR
>Meanwhile I just Leave my door unlocked with a jar of peanut butter to signal my preference.
For real, no sense in having a monster destroy your door getting inside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554864
What, literally like
>do it! do it! portals or i'll off myself! dont think i won't!!

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to report Trolls

What would u work as if u woke up in mgc?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554869
Being scared is part of the fun!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554878
>Remember to report Trolls
To HR? But they're not even sexually harassing me. I wish this one did.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554878
It's unfortunately difficult for anyone with a master's to do work outside of the specific field they're specialized in, so I guess I'd see if there are any universities in the city willing to hire a microbiologist.
Failing that - I don't know, grocery store clerk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554896
I want to have a troll sugar momster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554436
These days mostly to lurk and post about stupid shit in TTRPG communities maybe. It's better to avoid the autism of the monster girl communities on that program.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554885
To my new Hellhound wifes surprise I will be waiting for her, already naked to save time, the moment she steps in I will play rock you like a hurricane on my stereo. She will be given inches and fed well etc. I have no fear and I will be on top for the first round. I have no doubt I will lose the second round but I will show her the fighting spirit of humanity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554885
I will not be scared and just fuck the spoopy monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554872
Yes but I actually do it to make sur that they work faster

[Anonymous No.]

Well you see
Monsters are very scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554947
They scared my entire body stiff and turgid

[Anonymous No.]

>I believe in angel supremacy...
>As a noble fox, I disapprove.
>My~ my~ what an honest boy~
>Sigh... Do you even know what you're saying...?

[Anonymous No.]

Can we talk about gazergate?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554734
Pretty cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554912
>TFW demon sugar mommy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554856
Yeah, they’re cringe. They absolutely lose their shit to make and force jew memes over the slightest excuse too. Those cringe bastards used to be even worse, constantly spamming NTR, Blacked, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554789
o7

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555047
>u was down on your luck
>broke college student
>looking for any job or something to get money
>look at the classified
>look at a job that makes 80k a month
>other than that it has the location
>go to place with your beater bicycle
>see an old sexy demon waiting for you
> all you have to do is sign on the dotted line....

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554878
Probably join the army
I imagine it'll just end up being like a payed holiday since monsters are such softies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555104
I'd be so easy for a demon to manipulate. I'd see the price tag and sign without even skimming the contract.

[Anonymous No.]

>get handed a contract by demon
>she is clearly married
>sign anyway
>Massive demon walks in
>get sweatersnatched
BEWARE THE WINGDEMON

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555137
That's nothing.
I would sit around the rich part of town with a cardboard sign saying "Will sign contrack 4 Food."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554856
We had those posts here, sometimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555148
>get handed a contract by demon
>she is clearly married
>sign anyway
>you are now betrothed to the daughter she's pregnant with

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554789
He has returned in our hour of need!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555077
>Thinking that bunkerfags have anything to do with that
Are you simple?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554996
It’s about the ethics of boy observation. They’ll make you look into an eye and realize how disgusting female binocular vision is. Looook deeeeper. Ur getting sleeeeppppyyy. Ooooh. Marrry pirate girls ooooohhh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555249
What did the gazer say to the pirate?
eye eye captain!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554849
getting cratered from the roof of a skyscraper to basement level 3 by ms ushi's pelvic motions

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555148
Snatched by an exaggerated hex maniac size demon, many such cases. Their creepy demeanor in no way holds back their rocking bod and ample milk production.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555297
>your life is now filled with milk and creepy "Ehehehee" giggles

[Anonymous No.]

>you will never be roped into a demon pyramid scheme
>it will never be demons all the way up
>you will never have to make more demons to recruit into your pyramid scheme (read family)
suffering

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555267
Aaayyy. Smashing Ratas beneath the sea would be great.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555338
She insists she gets her supply from her cow neighbor, but all she does it creepily giggle when you say you're the only two "living" people in undeadberg

[Anonymous No.]

>no danuki and ratatoskr brats trying to blackmail you into correcting them
why even live?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not really one for red demons, but Karlach seems like a teddy bear and I'd snuggle her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555346
>You will never drill a hole into hell and get demons to set up an aphrodisiac selling ring
This world is bad. These girls deserve the opportunity to make me filthy rich. They like people damnit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555338
Hmm, milky demon hags

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to be a master criminal in MGC just to give the MGC police force to do.
I'm going to commit such dastardly crimes as stealing of the demon mayors panties or putting all the cat girls into very tall trees so they can't get down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555447
s-she's too powerful...

[Anonymous No.]

>ywn be reborn as one of a pair of fraternal twin children of your favorite siren idol
Why has Chief God forsaken us?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember anons. A real hero will do anything to make sure you are kept safe from the monster menace.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555497
I will slaughter peasants to stretch out our failing grain stocks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555519
YOU WON'T STOP A TRUE HERO! - hero shortly before falling for the old fake wurm trick

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555533
Just do crimes faster bros.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555533
Salt circles aren't just for demons anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

Just think you have a wife REALLY hard when you walk into the demon realms, and they will fall for it. If you look confident enough, and genuinely believe you won't be raped, then you won't be raped, I GUARANTEE it.
POWER OF THE MIND

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555338
This is your life
Is it everything you dreamed
That it would be when the world was younger
And you had everything to lose?

[Anonymous No.]

cockatrice ass is the best ass

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44551445
Court Alf addresses this directly. An Order country built a magitech battleship the size of a city and it got sunk by the first kraken it encountered. It wasn't even a fight.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554112
I only heard part of the story but is it true it was THE Wightfag responsible for all the NTR?

[Anonymous No.]

Do you think harpies sing in the morning?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555721
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555723
Guess i'm going to have to be the ine to do the whole ``mating song´´ thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555677
Yes.
https://kurobine.sakura.ne.jp/mamonogirllover/v1_Eng.htm

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I'd like a maid. But a dommy one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555759
>bestiality (the beast was not her transformed husband)
I don't know why I find this so fucking funny.

[Anonymous No.]

What do you call a stack of trumparts?
a dogpile

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555828
Because it's the stupidest thing I ever read and to anyone who has any morals left. The english is also really good, probably didn't write any of it.
>　When I warn a company or a non-anonymous individual of a code violation, I usually do so confidentially via DM or email.
A rare courtesy, I think he's lying about this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555828
Its allowed due to the beast potion

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555874
...Anon, are you okay?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554775
From the borders chaos bleeds!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555879
No

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555898
>No
Have a Bogey.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555828
https://files.catbox.moe/dvnoje.png

You're laughing. A man is using a potion to horse cock his wife and you're laughing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555677
He doesn't deserve to be called that. He was just some unhinged cuck in disguise that infiltrated the community and got exposed in the end, these threads have had multiple actual wightfags many years before he appeared. Just call him Cuckfag because that's all he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555947
I name him horselord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555930
>>44555955
I'm glad I haven't seen it but I'm sickened yet curious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555955
I just call him the nigger.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555947
He's still the most prevalent wightfag, ergo, he's the wightfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555993
He's not even a wightfag, he's just a cuck that latched on to a particular design with zero regard for the actual source material.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556013
you're not talking to a reasonable person

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556013
>he's just a cuck that latched on to a particular design with zero regard for the actual source material.
No wonder the mick sucks his dick so much, he's just like him.

[Anonymous No.]

>Locks won't save you, Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556037
I know the setting extremely well though?

[Anonymous No.]

Remember: If you are an unmarried man and she breaks into your home with romantic intent, you are legally married under MGC law

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556037
>Alps backing up other Alps

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556049
I'm not locking the door to keep her out, I'm locking the door to keep her in

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555149
Poor thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556080
Magus did a story like that where a gargoyle broke into the guys house to rape him and he calls the police
>ok sir we are on the way. Where is your wife?
>I am single
>*hangs up.*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556080
What if I don't own the home? Wouldn't she have to sign a lease with the landlord first?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556115
>He doesn't know MGC Landlords/Ladys are obligated to publish the names and addresses of all single human males
>Legally Speaking the lease can be signed after the rape/marriage/break in within a 30 day period

[Anonymous No.]

I am madness for I am a extension of the abyss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556141
Public defender anon must really get tired of losing all those pro bono cases he takes on to help his fellow man. Demon court really is unfair

[Anonymous No.]

Play the forbidden note

[Anonymous No.]

I will remain single
I will sit alone in my apartment
I will curl up and cry occasionally
I will be fine
I will be fine...
I will be...
I will...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555447
ah, perfect, the kind of demon that could suffocate me with a hug

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556190
It's fine, the pay is ok and 999 more cases and I get my full eligibility to work for Danuki,Danuki and Associates. Most of my human clients plead to lesser charges with the sentence as marriage/probation rather than being sent to the cuddle pits. They remain "free" and I get paid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556207
Just do what I did and buy a house. I'm still alone and unhappy, but at least now I can imagine having a home with my waifu. As an added bonus, I can wallow in self-loathing for spending hundreds of thousands for no other reason than trying to feel better.
This life sucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555947
Both the other ones who got commissions left though.

[Anonymous No.]

be wary if you walk through the rich part of MGC, you might get abducted by the guards of rich monsters or by a tanuki to sell in an hubby auction

[Anonymous No.]

>>44555947
>>44556013
Actually fucking tiresome that this shit has been going on for nearly eight to nine fucking months now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556322
Especially when the man himself has vanished from the internet. I'm starting to think people like ntr more than he did with how much everyone talks about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556207

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556377
ok he is not here stop talking about him, you stain the name of the wights mentioning him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44554508
>>44556399

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>your cait sith wife is staring directly into your eyes from an inch away

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, if you shop alone at any MG owned grocery store, that the instant ramen they have is a trap

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556423
An abandoned hotel full of sad, crazed Yetis, the horror...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556454
But it's beef flavored!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556454
ms shirohebi had a free sample for me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556454
Heh, they will never get me with something like that. I cook all my food from scratch with proper ingredients!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556377
It’s more like the threads have become cyclical and almost like a broken record. Take that as you wish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556469
>enter haunted hotel
>seems entirely empty
>door closes behind you
>won't budge
>*luigi's mansion.mp3*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556534
That happened years ago. It just got worse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556399
All work and no hugs make anon a dull boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556541
At least there will be that ghost playing the piano. She's pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556592
Shame you will never meet her
The Yetis now stalk the halls
There is no defense against them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556611
>Yetis don't know about your Ushi Oni mana marker.
>You sit near an exterior wall, quietly waiting.
>Just as the yetis spot you and begin to converge, your savior arrives, fel and terrible.
>The Yetis scatter as you climb on her back and ride off victorious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556611
>There is no defense against them
I'm going to turn the space heater on and make hugging too unbearable for them

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556652
You fool! That's how you attract lava golems. Are you trying to get cuddlefucked senseless after being completely wrapped up in a warm, gooey prison?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556712
No-good street punks!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556739
I don't think that's what they meant when talking about smoking meat...

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

ded hours

[Anonymous No.]

Time for some kej posting!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556963

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556747
Rock and Roll is the music of the demon lord, Repent Anon. Otherwise you will be tempted to go balls deep in a monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>"..ufufu.."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44556115
wish he drew more pyrows

[Anonymous No.]

Holy milk.

[Anonymous No.]

You now have toxoplasmosis.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44557107
stop chewing your tail, it's a bad habit

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>>44557127
Yeah, only I can do that.

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>>44557186
brushable teeth

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>>44555631
Wasn't it the whole island

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>>44557215
I like her big fluffy ears

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>>44557186
Carnivorous Fox, She's a Liver Eater so best to make sure she's well fed with burgs.

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>>44557276
i'm sure monsters wouldn't exploit that or anything

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>>44557306
the miss will present her ears for petting

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>>44554652
That'd be really cool

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>>44557516
i don't want to mix food with sex

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>>44557529
>sad sandworm noises

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>>44557567
wonder how loud their mating call is

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I own a cursed sword for home defense because that's what the demon lord intended

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>>44557595
lucky. i got a cursed letter opener

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You know, you should marry and impregnate your lonely elf neighbor, it’ll be good for her health

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>>44557741
Elves are gross

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>>44557760
>Foxes* are gross
FTFY

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im going to impress a monster by chewing a 10 gauge steel sheet into a ball

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>>44557783
They're both gross

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>>44557741
But I don't have an elf neighbor. I live alone in the middle of the woods.

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>>44557824
Well, you can expect a new wood elf neighbor to build a house and move in next door to you soon

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>Get whacked on the head and have your unconscious body dragged into the shadows by the alley cat
>She set up a romantic dinner
>Now if only she didn't zip-tie you to the chair

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>>44557847
What a dork. I bet she wants to do that spaghetti kiss thing from Lady and the Tramp

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>>44557847
Total dork move, I bet she makes awkward dinner conversation and doesn't actually know fine dining etiquette.

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>>44557741
i already had sex with older bogie neighbor

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need to be constantly bumped into and boobs shoved in my face by oblivious but well meaning monster aunsters. infact, just an entire fake holiday/celebration made up by a smoke hobo aunster inviting more into my life

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>>44557840
>try to build your dream home
>a cozy cabin in the middle of the woods away from the city
>finally finished, now all you need to do is move your stuff
>go to old home and pack all your shit in a truck
>drive back to cabin the next day
>cabin is now in the center of a full on elven village
>"We're so happy you decided to move here Anon"
>"Would you like to come over, we've set up a welcoming party for you"
>"What are you talking about we've always lived here"
>"You must be tired. You can use my bed while we help set up your furniture for you."
>"Oh, did you know that the fertility festival is tomorrow? I hope you'll come celebrate with us~"

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>>44557950
Imma ignore them amd go back to rolling the heavy stones up a mountain

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>masochist high orc that wants to submit to a man

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>>44557999
and thats my one per thread
somethings never change

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>>44557950
>Go inside cabin
>Now there’s an elf living there claiming she’s your wife now
>Apparently males that move in the village are welcomed by getting an elven wife

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>>44558046
>carry her and toss her out
>yell to the village you are holding auditions for a new wife
gotta make sure you get the best

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>>44558066
>The village rules indicate that once you get a wife, you can’t get rid of her
>This is how you ended up with 5 wives

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>>44556237
Buying a house, absolut K E K. Impossible unless you're rich or a couple, the housing market is disastrous. We will own nothing and we will be "happy".

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>>44557950
That's why my perfect house is not a cabin the wood but a bunker in the wood

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>>44558140
You'd be safe, but now you'll have a bunch of rabbit girls banging on your door. You can't just make the coolest burrow in the woods and not fill it with baby bunnies can you?

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>>44557950
Those elves have some crazy construction workers

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>>44557950
I'm hiring P'Orc labor.

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Evil cats

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>>44558265
I bet you’d have a whole neighborhood of bunny girls with new burrows all around your bunker in no time

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>>44558455
Is the best minion for dark lord anon

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>>44558265
this is giving me Sylvanian families vibes

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Looks like the smug trickster fox outfoxed herself. That's why sex ed classes are so important

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>>44558685
she looks worried

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>>44558732
Her friend told her that the real pussy is actually the other hole. How could she lie?

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Good morning

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>>44558862
Good morning sir

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The answer to every problem in the universe.

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>>44558956
It was not meant to bee

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>>44558878
Maybe redeem?

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It's time for cats.

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>>44559030
Beelieve!