Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Oh I believe there are angels among us

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44537239
>research indicates that Beelzebubs are particularly weak to chubby bards
>the reason for this is the subject of much contention for Sabbath researchers

[Anonymous No.]

I submit to sandworm anarchy

[Anonymous No.]

Post cute date ideas for monsters, specifically your waifu

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw no bogie wife so you can both corrupt angels into clowns...

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>>44537256
Baphomets continuously malding because the last time they challenged a chubby bard he played the best song in the world and blew them away.

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>>44537284
Probably just going to a state park with the wife to wander around for an afternoon/day

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>>44537242
Winged girls are the best girls

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>>44537257
The sandworm communes offer an alternative to the common despotic monarchies of the desert kingdoms. Remember - a better world is possible!

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>>44537257
Shai hulud is a good girl. And I still want somebody to explain to me what this kiki does all day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537303
She sweeps the worm!

[Anonymous No.]

Commission

[Anonymous No.]

But I don't want angels

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537299
Imagine the softness.

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>>44537339
But you just posted an angel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537340
Imagine the winghugs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537374
Get preened nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

imma go into ms hakus class and suck on her tits instead of listening to her lecture

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>>44537339
Angels from below are still Angels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRXyCcyM7k4

[Anonymous No.]

Posted this near the end of last thread so I’ll post it here as well. New commission of my vampire back when she was human. Even when she was human she still had problems with her bloodlust.

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>>44537450
Your wife looks like she was a rather....unique noblewoman

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>>44537417
>anon walks up to ms haku, pulls her top down, and starts sucking her breast
>far from being disturbed she takes it in stride
>without stopping her lecture she brings a hand to anon's head and softly strokes it
>as time goes on anon realizes he is suckling like a baby in front of an entire class
>the students are filming and snickering
>one holstaur is practically fuming
>he tries to pull away but the hand on his head suddenly forces him closer
>ms haku makes him suck until the end of the class
>she congratulates him on his work and tells anon she is expecting to see him tomorrow at class

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537471
What do you mean by that anon?

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>>44537504
I'm not saying your wife looks to be slightly insane but I wouldn't be shocked if she had the moniker of 'Blood Countess' prior to turning.

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>https://files.catbox.moe/vg0yym.png
I call it wife in motion.

[Anonymous No.]

>Kiki is hellwan in disguise
>I wanted a Kiki...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537493
>implying i wouldn't put my hands in her panties and play with her clit

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>>44537564
>Hellwan affects a garbage Russian accent
>Oh yes I am of cleaning Mastah's apartment!
>I am good Kiki, not like horny Hellhound!
>You're just watching her fuck up the chores with a mixture of horror and amusement

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537450
>was human
ew

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537570
will she actually eat me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537297
>tfw no 90s skater tomboy monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537570
Here's a riddle for you, riddle-bitch: What should I call you if you lie to me?
Lying in my bed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537645
yes, better start pouring sauce on yourself even if she is is giving you a confused stare

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>>44537242

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537493
sucks for them, they still gotta pay attention to class

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537649
Listen, that is too strong a technique to just casually lay out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537493
this is the true challenge of cattle tipping. It's easy enough to get your mouth on their chest, but it takes a truly strong will not to be overcome with the euphoric, safe feeling of nursing from a nice holst and fail to run away afterwards.

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>>44537649
She's going to call you a dork then put you in a headlock

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537570
>What kind of a fucked up man lives his entire life in a day?
>Screw you this isn't fun anymore

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537714
Nefarious cows... using unfair techniques like petting your hair and softly praising you while you suck...

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[Anonymous No.]

>Anon just wants to lift
>Just wants to get fit
>Has had to hide the fact his mother is Ares since he was six years old, and despite this monsters won't leave him alone
>7' and battle junkie monsters won't leave him alone
>TFW a trio of Salamander sisters won't his D because they swear there's a thousand and one ways to wage war in the bedroom
>TFW cardio kills gains

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>>44537759
>>44537714
Why are common, low-level mamono like this given instaloss moves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537807
no monster's kit is complete without at least 1 or 2 types of that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537714
>>44537759
the most successful monsters are not the wans, not eh foxes, not the dragons, none of the strongest monster are them
The simple cow monster girl is the most successful
too many men want comfort

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44537807
It's because otherwise Anons would get spoiled by the idea of deserving a high level waifu when they're just there to get mogged on Large Mice girls all too cheesed to meet them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537863
This thing is cute, I love it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537863
She has pretty blue eyes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537714
i wish i could cuddle with a cow. they look so warm and soft

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537242

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537714
>>44537759
>>44537853
Truth. Any cow would instaloss me, no doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

I am never again going to a fucking Desert Kingdom because I challenged the Pharaoh to a classic game of cards and now some fucking flatty white dragon with blue eyes won't leave me alone.

[Anonymous No.]

i want a big meat old cow hag momster who is yandere and doesn't like me drinking milk other than hers

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>>44537991

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>>44537987
>she keeps running into you
>awkwardly stutters "it's time to d-d-d-duel!" every time
>you also sometimes run into an eagle harpy who can't stop talking about america
Never play an egyptian card game anons, it will never stop

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>>44537976
I am physically incapable of being instalossed by Holstaurs but can definitely see the appeal.

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>>44537976
It is a well known fact that bovine enclaves in any country are safe havens for those who wish for safety.
Mostly because Holst-strength is high enough that even the casual citizen is a threat.

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>>44537999
>"You're going to stay with mommy until you're fixed"
breath caught in my throat. god

[Anonymous No.]

I desire to taste the milk of the ancients

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538029
>blow a tire
>don't have a jack
>ms giant ant wandering by pats her bicep and offers to hold the car up for you while you swap the tire out
o-oh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538013
>That one Kejorou who keeps talking about her hair and duelists

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>>44538045
That also happens but you have to be in insect lands for that to happen.
Granted with Giant ants they're not only able to lift your car for you but they may also casually perform a tire rotation and oil change all in the same action.
Only thing it cost is you giving them fifteen minutes of heaven.

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>>44537284
Take Dormouse to surprise visits of local restaurants that have a great variety of cheese to try out

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>>44538037
>"A-ancients? Thats a real mean thing to say Onii-chan! After all, a cute, dainty thing like me-"
>You just point at her multiple tails.
>Her smile turns a bit terrifying and small motes of fox fire hover in the air.
>"SMALL and DAINTY like ME can't possibly be so OLD."

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>>44538045
imma do it instead and tell her to change the tire

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[Anonymous No.]

Can I offer you a nice fox in this trying time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538072
>you go to her aunt, instead, very meaty very old fox but aged like wine, has some wrinkles but still sexy and even milker

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538036
instaloss phrases from instaloss monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538111
Safest place for anon to be, in the arms of the large fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538126
>"I doth appreciate thine advances young man but...well...canst thou cease referring to me as a bovine? Tis a bit demeaning."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538137
I like how she's just like 'eh? what's this boya doing down there?'

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>>44537853
anon is a simple man of few needs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538072
If the fox isn't available then I got alternatives

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538182
Big mofu is good too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538181
>Thank you Holstaur for fixing all my mental issues
>I literally just breastfed you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538211
>Like I said, thanks for fixing all of my mental issues.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538145
>anon stop sucking on her tits
>U are fluffy old cow
>he goes back to sucking on her tits

[Anonymous No.]

So that's the only thing human men care about, milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538256
>thread leaks through the portals
>cow print clothing sales explode in MGland

[Anonymous No.]

What if we combine sweaternapping and breastfeeding.

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You wouldn't disrespect mamano culture by complaining about your fiance's choice of wedding dress would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538256
also old monsters

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>>44538256
what's druella gonna do about? she's too flat to compare to the common holstaur/cowprint wearing monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537544
Oh no nothing of the sort. She was mostly a good paladin of the order before getting turned. She would just get a bit too into any fight she got into.

[Anonymous No.]

Lizard pussy

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>>44538368
>"Let us go and do our best today Anon!" in the streets
>"I WILL REND THY FLESH" in the street(fight)s

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>>44538388
You said, they're cowards!

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>>44538294
Depends, is Pharaoh gonna complain when I wear a kilt?

Tiny Scottish Grandmanon would have my ass if I got married without one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538272
Innovative. I like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538424
You two are going to look ridiculously cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538256
All monsters care about is man milk so it works out.

[Anonymous No.]

coot spooder hoog

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>>44537649
You could find a hag still trying to be relevent but the last media she had access too was 90's teen movies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538474
Milk for milk!

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>>44538272
A Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear.

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[Anonymous No.]

I desire vampire cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538526
every blade of grass drained dry

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>>44538523
>Master, please stop wishing for snakes.

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>>44538414
it's a little awkward when they get scared, drop their tail and you're left holding a thrashing detached tail

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538389
Exactly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538272
breastfeeding is the counter move to sweaternapping

[Anonymous No.]

Personal defense device

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>>44538464
Moreso once her Anubis Vizier stops freaking out over the thought of Her Queen having a bunch of BESOTTED, DRUNKEN BARBARIANS as in-laws.

The Sphinx, though? The Sphinx hasn't had this much fun in years.

[Anonymous No.]

Good night Anons, rest well and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware the dragon cults they're rather...fanatical in their worship.

[Anonymous No.]

What milk does a blue cow make?

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What hentai doujins have you found that could easily take place in Monster Girl Encyclopdia?
>https://hentai2read.com/a_story_about_how_an_adventuer_who_was_beaten_by_an_oni_got_captured_to_make_babies/ (couldn't find it on exhentai)
Man captured and made a breeding slave for a group of Onis.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1073319/1a724dbc0e/
Swordswoman gets branded by a mark that makes her an increasingly lewd and perverted but still monogamous woman and fucks her elven support. Easily could lead up to monsterization in MGE.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1429775/5dd709f360/
Apprentice Sorcerer gets captured by two Dark Elf twins and made their sex slave.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1236707/b86b2b6aa0/
Elf twins capture man for use as a breeding slave.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1863381/067c20655a/
Prudish dark elf gets her sexual desires awakened.
>https://exhentai.org/g/943289/75a00a1fdc/
Sexy witch fucks her apprentice. Is implied to have groomed him.
>https://exhentai.org/g/854919/d45d40f000/
>https://exhentai.org/g/748342/a02942f8ff/
First is where an insect girl saves a man from committing suicide, second is possibly a sequel where the two are married.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1064567/a30b9a4486/
Indirectly related where a pre-portal world gets prepared for portals using apps that induce temporary monsterization in women.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1879839/e9300594e0/
Samurai sent to slay an Oni instead lays the Oni.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1816919/399d28c577/
Oni gets a "sacrifice" from a village.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1371984/fb21452fde/
Man is caught and raped by a Basilisk.
>https://exhentai.org/g/975384/9f02f545b4/
Noble boy kidnaps a Lamia to be his lover.
>https://exhentai.org/g/1547260/b88961e377/
Romance between a Alraune woman and a noble boy.

[Anonymous No.]

Succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538501
how does this work?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538873
Mana

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[Anonymous No.]

fairies

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>>44538982
foxes

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>>44538182
>no one to sniff tanuki breath anymore
It's sad

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>>44538990
I have been out of the threads for a while, did he fuck off, get banned, or just vanished?

[Anonymous No.]

It perfectly normal to grab onto tall monster and then to rape them standing

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>>44538995
He fucked off and this only left the fagoot mick ur most likely talking to

[Anonymous No.]

I want a wife that can pick me up easily.

[Anonymous No.]

Ew that's gay, the moment u start giggling cutesy is alp shit

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>>44539017
I'll giggle cutely all I want!

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>>44538851
I don’t know but I’m gonna find out, I want a rainbow harem of cow so I can taste all the flavors.

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>>44538982

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>>44539011
bigwife...

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[Anonymous No.]

>be dumb gaijin tourist
>accidentally go into the female section at the onsen
>bunch of onis barge in.

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>>44539041
Baka~

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>>44539071
Good end.

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>>44539071
thats why you act tough and tell them they are in the wrong bath
>they dont understand your language
fuck

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give cows a massage

[Anonymous No.]

I want to fuck old holsts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539094
>tfw they do understand the word "fuck"
Always be careful when cursing or swearing in front of mamono

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>>44539094
>Say,'fuck' under your breathe as you try to bluff your way through it
>They don't know your language but like any monster worth their mana they sure do know the word 'fuck'
>Barely have time to react before they're groping your body

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>>44539094
Just grab them and move them,u can do that roght?right? U not a dex or int main?

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>>44539140
>anon grabs her breasts
>"Umm..shoulders?"
>i made my choice
>*confused but happy cow noises*

[Anonymous No.]

thinking about a tsun-kikimora type, it don´t really fits the classic style but i can see some ways it could work

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>>44539140
That sounds nice, actually. Imagine the pleasant little moos when you rub the tension of carrying that HEAVY weight all day out. Imagine the pleasant little moos when your massage gradually turns lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

They should update the Arachne, the spider part could look way more spidery, the abdomen looks kind of like some kind of grub right now.

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>>44539257
There are a lot of higher priority girls like the cockatrice, winglet crow tengus, zombies, honeybees, werewolves, echidna and other very old profiles (the most obvious sign an update is necessary is the eyes).

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>>44539195
I could see it working well, outwardly hostile to their mastah and pretends they only clean out of duty, but still tempts them with their body and and goes above and beyond to care for them.

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Every party will benefit from a hellhound
>Guard the squishy backline Anon
>Help the tanky frontline Anon
>Distract enemies for the sneaky stabby Anon
Only problem is she likes having a party limit of two for some reason.

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>>44539342
This is why I simply party with three greenworm mages.
I handle the tanking and they cast their spells, we get paid in crops.

[Anonymous No.]

she's a monstergirl alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539364
Go away MONSTER girl, bringer of kidney stones

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539364
Nemesis of the dormice.

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>>44538852
If you're gonna repost this next time. Please do not use exhentai. Use a different/alternative hentai link like them nhentai or hentaifox.

I DO NOT FUCKING CARE WHAT YOU "COOL KIDS WHO USE EXHENTAI" THINK. EXHENTAI IS SUCH FUCKING HEADACHE AND HASSELE TO USE! I SWEAR PEOPLE ONLY USE EXHENTAI JUST TO ACT AND FEEL SMART AND "EXCLUSIVE", EVEN THOUGH EXHENTAI "EXCLUSIVES" JUST END UP BEING RELEASED AND POSTED IN OTHER HENTAI SITES ANYWAY! I FUCKING HATE EXHENTAI AND THE PEOPLE WHO USE AND ADVOCATE FOR IT A PRETENTIOUS SMARTASS PRICKS WITH A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX!!!!!!

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>>44539408
You're retarded, ex is piss easy to use and serves as a good archive of easily accessible raws, typesetted, and repository for other niche works.
It sounds like you are having a massive skill issue, or to be more accurate a lack of.

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>>44539408
Nobody is going to look up shit on the alternative sites, which might not even exist there just because you are too retarded to google
>how to access exhentai
It has everything and is the de-facto standard for everyone except stupid normalfags, deal with it.

[Anonymous No.]

Tsundere and Yandere team up to protect their bfs from sabbatical and abyssal threats

[Anonymous No.]

Hellhounds are evil and nothing can convince me otherwise
>Literally has "Hell" in the name

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>>44539420
>>44539435
>Exhentai fags never bringing up the fact you need to fiddle and fuck around browser settings
>And even after fiddling and fucking around browser settings it still shows sadpanda REGARDLESS

Fuck you. I unironically hope your homes get raided by peaceful protestors. You exhentai fags can't even ever be bothered to share or post the names of hentai and doujins you wank to.

And I MEAN IT when I hope your homes get raided.

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>>44539461
Anon, all you have to do is enable cookies...

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>>44539447
chunni

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>>44539449
>Literally has "Hell" in the name
But also "hound," and canines are man's best friend. Therefore, they're your best friends in a rough spot. Poetry.

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>>44538995
He went to go meet his waifu. RIP.

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>>44539468
YET. STILL. NEVER. WORKS. AND. STILL. KEEPS. SHOWING. SAD PANDA!!!!!! WHAT!?!? IS THERE SOME FUCKING OBSCURE JAPANESE WEBSITE EXTENSION I MUST DOWNLOAD AND INSTALL JUST TO VIEW THE NEXT HENTAI WHERE THE GIRL GETS BRUTALLY RAPED AND SODOMIZED BY CARTOONISHLY HIDEOUS OGRES!?

IF EXHENTAI IS SUCH THE BEST AND ESSENTIAL TO DAILY LIFE. WHY CANT ANY IF YOU FAGGOTS "SPOONFEED" IT AND JUST GIVE THE STEP BY STEP PROCESS OF USING EXHENTAI IF IT IS THAT GOOD!?!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539489
But all dogs go to heaven, so she can't be a dog if she's from hell.

[Anonymous No.]

Scars are sexy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539519
She's not from hell, that's just where she sends people that fuck (metaphorically) with her human.

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>>44539511
lmao filtered

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>>44539535
My. Point. Exactly!!!!!!!!!

Exhentai faggots can NEVER give step by step instructions to use your stupid hentai website. Do you assholes even know how to or receipt Ven access Exhentai in its current form and version these days!? Are you sure there's not some stupid Japanese plug ins and extensions of questionable source and integrity I just sooooo happen to be lacking and not installed!? Of course you pieces of shits will never just simply answer Yes or No!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539578
I'm sorry but entering sadpanda is now easier than ever and even back then It was merely a matter of basic research. If you can't get past that then fuck you, the block was made to filter idiots just like you

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>>44539578
Nah, I happily spoonfeed people who ask, but you sound like an obnoxious faggot and I'd rather not encourage this kind of behavior here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539522
hellwan love

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>>44539609
Like I said: nine of you can ever just provide up to date or step by step instructions. Let alone just answer with a Yes or No.

>>44539611
>you sound like an obnoxious faggot
And the same can't be said to you!? Thing is I have previously asked politely and kindly how to access Exhentai. As usual I get told "Fuck You" and when I did follow the instructions given out. It never ever worked and when I pointed it out I just get laughed and scorned at. I kept asking nicely and politely with the most acceptable culture and lingo and just kept pointing out why the instructions given just never worked. And I kept being told to shut up.

Do you still have to wonder WHY IM SO FUCKING SALTY AND HATE EXHENTAI SO MUCH!?

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna become a pseudo lich and be the most powerful undead man in existence to impress Lich-chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>did you just log into e-hentai forums to dab on the filtered retard?
>why yes, how could you tell

[Anonymous No.]

I will not let this die down so long as I'm still in the mood:

The fact you need fiddle around your browser settings ALONG with making an account is already a hassle in itself. But unfortunately even when I have previously done ALL the instructions on how to access Exhentai and even risk my very own computer in getting a virus by making an account and tweaking my cookies and settings. It still never works. And apparently the only thing left is... NOTHING ELSE! Other than "sorry to bad for you, you just will never access sad panda. Period!"

Is that honestly the best you cool brains can provide!? I swear if sadpanda were not Japanese and was primarily Western in origin there would be far less and fewer Exhentai fans and advocates out there. Sadpanda just soooo happens to be liked and praised for its hard-to-access quirks and filters simply because it's Japanese in nature isn't it!? Because I suppose only Japan these days can make and produce any quality products and media that is to be placed on a goddamn pedestal. But if sad panda were NOT Japanese in nature or origin, you would ALL be criticizing and scrutinizing it for being hard and annoying to use and borderline impossible to access under regular means. And all of you would have the similar thoughts and feelings I have for exhentai now would you!? WOULD YOU!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539676
Damn these vile monsters, how is a man supposed to resist that sight? It’s not fair I tell you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539792
I wanted to link some good MGE doujins from panda, but realized all of them are great except the gazer one so why bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539821
Ok, now I'm hooked. I never tried to get inside Sadpanda, any idea where I should look for a tutorial ?

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>>44539841
Eat shit you Child. Just because you asked nicely and spurge out like the faggot above doesn't mean you should be spoonfed. Look it up yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

I honestly don't even know how someone new could gain access to ex nowadays, since I made my account over 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539806
There's an extension you can use dude.

[Anonymous No.]

>anons think this dork potato sexy

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>>44539841
1. Register on e-hentai, exhentai pulls account info from e-hentai
2. wait 2-3 days for the account info to sync between the sites
3. make sure you're logged in on e-hentai and try to access exhentai
4. if you ever tried to get onto panda not logged in you will still get white page, you need to clear cookies in that case. Then make sure you're logged on e-hentai and try again
5. retry 3 and 4 after a day if it still doesn't work, it means accounts are not synced yet.

The easiest way to verify is to try it in private window since then you won't have the cookies problem.
I never used any extension and I guess it just makes sure there's no "gatekeep" cookie.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539004
I see someones jealous of their betters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539881
You forgot to delete the folder System32 in your windows directory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539878
>Monster girls think dork potato anons are sexy
It’s like they were made for each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539917
The least unrealistic way I can imagine having a monster wife is if she thinks it's cute how much of a dork I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538256
What about cookies?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44540015
I can make my own damn cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44540023
You make cookies, she makes milk, a match made in heaven.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44540066
Okay, Santa

[Anonymous No.]

>>44540087
So would Santa be a type of Demi-god in MGE who has a elf wife as Mrs. Claus? Or would it be a type of transformation you get if you marry a Winter Elf?

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>>44540115
He's an incubus from Winterstown who hands out toys to the kids with his wife every year. Most of the stories about him are heavily exaggerated, though. He actually only has the one whitehorn wife and they're generally confused about where the thing about the giant harem of elf helpers came from.

[Anonymous No.]

I, for once, I'm in favor of monster milk superiority.
A monster's worth depends on the amount of milk she's able to produce.

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>>44540173
>they're generally confused about where the thing about the giant harem of elf helpers came from.
That's from the one time the Sabbath visited Winterstown. The elf lolis has their ears tucked into their hats to keep warm so he thought they were human children. So the Sabbath visits and he only gives the elves gifts. Naturally they think he has a fetish for them.

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>>44540349
t. Holst husband

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>>44540349
The Sabbath has to strike back at this

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>>44540529
They are literal goats, they have their ways to go back to the top

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>>44540173
He does have daughters who help pull the sleigh with the toys.

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>>44540599
Gonna turn all those blasphemous goats into God fearing church girls. All of them, the little ones, the shortstack ones, the quiet ones, the smug ones. They'll all stop being lewd, and they will all be taught purity and holiness.

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>>44540599
Imagine being the guy that gets to lick the inside of that goat's mouth, especially her tongue.
Imagine being the guy that gets to run his fingers through her hair and hold her paws.

[Anonymous No.]

Real zombie hour right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44540932

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>>44539691
There's even a chrome extension for it. Just download it, make an account on e-hentai and and log in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44540932
It's the best time to go to the bar. Ms. Lich gets wasted and forgets to take her "daughters" home with her. They just wander around everywhere and you get free drinks for taking one home with you.

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>>44540349
Big fat tat cats are clearly for bullying for having such ridiculously lewd bodies.

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>>44541059
People really need an extension for it? All I did was create an account and wait some days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44541127
It makes things simpler. I thought I was using it now but I checked and I don't have it installed, so it's certainly not necessary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44540932
Another cheap and efficient way to get quality milk

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>>44541173
>Zombie milk
That doesn't sound tasty, does it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44541307
According to that one doujin it is.

[Anonymous No.]

Need me an orc wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44541427
Same, but p'orc

[Anonymous No.]

Now how might your adventures or daily routine in MGE turn out if you turn up your settings to "super high" or "Ultra" settings, but your gaming setup and PC in general are old-ass potato ovens from a decade ago with old-ass dated GTX cards?
https://youtu.be/_cJijiwTwa0?si=PZIvPXLRSenJ83bj

That might sound like a bad idea with choppy sluggish frame rates and you lagging in the multiplayer side. But monstergirls end up having a borderline impossible time trying to get their hands on you if you turn up your settings to Ultra and they can't lay a hand on you because of your inconsistent frame rates and lags.

Alternatively you don't want to be MONSTERGIRL'd, just turn your settings all the way down to lowest and your graphics and appearance will turn hideous but atleast your framerates are smoother and consistent.

[Anonymous No.]

killing offtopic posters with a rock

[Anonymous No.]

>start drama
>drama gets too much
>become a christcel
>leave

[Anonymous No.]

>>44541307
Yogurt is fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539881
Thanks anon

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>>44539004
>Mick
It’s funnier when you remember he’s an Argie

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>>44541537
>with a rock
Suddenly reminded of roc bird. Would she be muscle bird or official hag harpy? I must know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44541762
two headed harpy

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>>44541762
9’ tall hag harpy with enough wing span to feather burrito you into oblivion

[Anonymous No.]

Autumn and winter are a good time to warm undead lolis with your living body.

[Anonymous No.]

when a dullahan pops a kid out, does the head roll out before the body?

[Anonymous No.]

did mgs exists before 2007?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542040
Yes, Hideo Kojima invented the waifu genre in 1998

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542040
Monstrous women have existed since before 5000 BCE. KC didn’t exactly invent the concept.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542048
stealth espionage action

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>>44541834
>Anon just wandering through the local park on a cold winter day
>walks by a massive harpy sitting on a bench
>her wings wrapped around her body for warmth
>her eyes meet his
>in an instant her massive wings open and close
>Anon disappeares without a trace
>nobody can hear his screams through the thick wall of fluffy down
>harpy goes on like nothing happened
>another man feathernapped
>at least it's warm in here

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>>44542057
So sad...

[Anonymous No.]

What monster would make a grand, awe inspiring, shit your pants in fear terrifying entrance, only to say "hi" when they're finished?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542103
greenworm

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>>44542040
Ask greece

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>>44542133
it's such an incredibly stupid and leading question you really shouldn't bother

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542040
aside from obvious ancient monster women the genre is based on, some guy on both of the mg altchans is actually documenting the history with a timeline

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542111
I doubt a greenworm could do that without at least a pulley system and some pyrotechnics

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542152
to be honest I can see a zoomer or an alpha kid asking that seriously

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542133
>>44542051
>>44542048
i meant in the modern context my dudes

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>>44542191
Monster girls have been a thing since at least the 80s and early 90s with Sailor Moon. As to whether or not they were main stream material or anything past mooks of the week is an entirely different story.

[Anonymous No.]

>wonderlanders stuff these adorable creatures into giant tea pots
Rude.

[Anonymous No.]

any monster with molestable ears who walks around not wearing earmuffs or a hat is a zero decency SLUT

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542164

what is this program?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542288
It's just a sauna/hot bath for them.
>>44542296
https://thetimelineproj.sourceforge.net/about.html

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542292
what're you going to do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542311
>Sleeves too big
that's even worse. shed look less slutty naked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542288
She needs a bath Anon. Just because her bo smells like a bakery, doesn't mean she shouldn't take care of herself. Her friends are just making sure she's take care of.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542288
I bet the really rich dormice fill their pools up with black tea and float around all day on a cheese wedge inflatable

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542103
Any of the abyssals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542387
They're just looking for sweet flavor in their tea. They could try a bath tub.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542517
>implying you wouldn't drink dormouse bath water

[Anonymous No.]

I’m gonna drink the strange potion and no one’s gonna stop me!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542529
>Wonderland sleepy time tea is made from the sweat of Dormice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542152
Tbf monster girls kind of peaked in the early to mid 2010s. You were kind of spoiled for choice with stuff like MGQ being popular, MGE exploding in popularity outside of the niche, EMG being consistently released and translated as well as other series like Jitsu Wa, Centaur no Nayami, Monster Musume no Oisha-San, or even that one alien girl series ( RIP author ). These days it’s kind of gone back into being a sort of niche fetish thing, or even more niche when you consider fat fetishism manga like Elf-san. EMG only updates as a manga about once every quarter now if we’re lucky, the western MG fan bases are largely insular now and for some weird reason fags on /vg/ swear by MGQ but hate on MGE.

Just a sort of shit state of affairs really.

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>>44542103
wurms, just think about, you hear and feel rumbling from benenth your fit
the ground is getting upturned
things start falling over
And then she emerges from the ground
with a dope yet cute face

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>>44542573
Same applies to sandworms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542573
I trust this wurm. look how happy she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542282
>80s
you know the other day I came across an ecchi anime that was released the same month I was born.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44541700
Just post the monster girls you like instead of raging.

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>>44542648
Finally she pays for her crimes

[Anonymous No.]

report the mick for offtopic shit or trolling

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542076
Another soul, lost...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542648
She was found guilty of purrjury

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>>44542657
Was there ever any reason given why she was a harpy or was it just Oda things? I’ll never get over him killing her

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>>44542669
I assume it was the same kind of surgery as all the rest of the weird people on Punk Hazard, though unlike the others she wasn't an experiment and just wanted to be a harpy for some reason
So yeah just one of those Oda things

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>>44542651
>https://files.catbox.moe/c5oj6t.png
Take this monster girl with my blessing. Her OC lore can be she guards the gate to the cat kingdom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542687
>Yuki-Onna Harpy
>She just felt like it
Yeah, that tracks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542562
>and for some weird reason fags on /vg/ swear by MGQ but hate on MGE.
The reason is that the thread went through a significant cultural shift ~2 years ago and all kinds of obsessed subhumans started using it as their refuge, before that it was mostly disinterest rather than hate. The hate started when /tg/ nogs discovered the place.
Hell, I remember many years ago they invited this thread for a kind of home warming party when they rebranded from mgqg to a more general thread.

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>>44542699
She's still less weird than Stussy.
>queen of the pleasure district i.e. she runs brothels
>but actually she's a cipher-pol agent
>but also she's a clone of a notorious pirate created by Dr. Vegapunk
>also she's a vampire lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542651
This. The mods will just keep ignoring him unless the amount of reports reaches critical mass.

[Anonymous No.]

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>>44542704
There was no cultural shift. MGE just got annoying, it was never very relevant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542734
>MGE just got annoying
kek

[Anonymous No.]

>never very relevant
anon its not good to project ya know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542643
>"just post monster girls!"
>posts furshit instead
>>44542734
try harder, mick. maybe your mom will love you then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542730
Irony is that he isn’t even Irish. Moron apparently doxxed himself and revealed he’s really Lostpenis’ schizoid alter.

[Anonymous No.]

So we just gonna forget about all the thousands of fanfics good and bad that have been written of MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538982

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>>44542715
Stussy is weird but there will never be more wasted potential than Yamato
>Fangirl of Oden to the point troons think she’s one of them
>Buxom Oni girl
>Total bro who doesn’t mind skinship
>Strong as fuck, can easily drink an entire army under the table several times over
>Lol she turns into a furry instead of just a true Oni

[Anonymous No.]

Is wormfag still alive?

[Anonymous No.]

>ntr/shittedfag furry is still not rangebanned.
>he has been at it for months
Lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542758
the whole thing with argentinian reveal doesn't hold up and smells like deflection, his activity timeframe fits the irish timezone a lot more

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44542794
Greenwormfag is alive. He just tore open a portal and got his wife then fucked off like Thanos to watch a sunrise on a Mweetiful Monday.

[Anonymous No.]

>humans
>AIEEEE NOOOO DON’T SHOVE ME IN YOUR LEOTARD WITH MY DICK BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS AND FACE BETWEEN YOUR TITS
>also humans
>start cumshooting at every single step she takes afterwards

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542826
i grab succ and milk her like cow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542826
The most powerful Succubus would be the kind who act like an older woman from a Regura doujin. Capable of charisma breaking Anons left and right just by looking at them.

[Anonymous No.]

Have you prayed today?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542057
>objective: steal anon's underwear without getting caught

[Anonymous No.]

I want to do cardio in front of the vampire gym rat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44541577
Cool?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542894
>No cute, bookish vampire that starts developing huge muscles
>Because super buff nerds are my fetish.
I want it

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>>44542894
imma outlift her and then lift her into my arms and put her into the good old nelson press

[Anonymous No.]

I hope succ learns a valuable lesson from her repeated, humiliating, embarrassing, cringeworthy, hilarious failures

[Anonymous No.]

all muscle girls should be house wives

[Anonymous No.]

What if the monstergirl was nice to you, what then? Instead of trying to spontaneously fuck you the succ/cow begins to talk instead of tearing your clothes off?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542992
thats ok, i'll talk to her back and go on dates with her then marry her after some time with her

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>>44542992
I try and spontaneously fuck the succ/cow and start tearing her clothes off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542992
Success chance increases dramatically.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542992
I'd pet her head for being a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542804
The Argentinian reveal makes it infinitely funnier because it implies the usage of a VPN

[Anonymous No.]

Does wikifag lurk here? I wanna drop some korean shit I found

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543057
That goop is really helping her improve herself

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543057
Shog calisthenics

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542992
Very suspicious

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537303
Psychological horror story about a kiki sweeping the desert forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542992
>Succubus talking over raping
More suspicious than a chemistry teacher becoming a drug kingpin

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543116
So that's why sand dunes move...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44538495
You know the teen drama trope where the nerdy girl that's played by a hot actress shows up to the dance and the only difference is that she's wearing a nice dress and not wearing glasses and everyone goes "Oh my God who is that? She's gorgeous" despite the fact that the actress was already hot. I bet mamano movies would do that a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

u wake up in MGE but in hell, not as a prisoner but as a normal citizen

[Anonymous No.]

Human men should indulge in their beastly side more often when before Mamonos.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543155
Will I get to find out what a big horny bird actually looks like... IN HELL?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44542992
I'm panicking either way. Monsters are scary. Cute, but scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543160
yes, u will also find alot of hellhounds, pyrows, demons, and undead as well

[Anonymous No.]

You wake up in everyday life and a bunch of slimes are about to move in with you.

[Anonymous No.]

I crave a wight heroine, a wight savior to set everything wight.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543181
>Where have all the good girls gone, and where are all the gods
I need a hero!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543209
but im a big bad tho?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543181
i crave old wights and wish to steal them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543211
She can fix you.

[Anonymous No.]

Kej wife
Kej life

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543211
Not for long.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543225
no. not that way, more like I like corrupting order towns for fun by betraying them after becoming a central figure in town

[Anonymous No.]

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>>44543090
He does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543244
Yet my sith art never gets in, how odd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543235
this cat is cringe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543234
That's pretty shitty, desu

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543268
well I'm a clown and my secretly monstrous circus is the central figure of the town

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543090
Pretty sure he has somewhere you can submit images

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543186
this is my nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543300
Instead of talking about twitterfags talk about monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

I have to take an exam about things I learned 2 years ago but haven't touched since, I need to cram all this by tomorrow and I came naked to school again send help

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543268
>shitty
Anon is objectively improving their lives in every possible way

[Anonymous No.]

so what you do if a cicrus oddly like an MGE comes near where you live

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543277
Fucking Pennywise, stop squatting in towns and corrupting the youths into funny business

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543308
Seethe, mick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543324
nah too fun and all towns shall be turned into bogie central

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543325
Seems to be a baphomet fag thing right now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543320
die

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543338
Pagliaccio please.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543151
With monstergirls, it would be established that she is beautiful to the male eye and her view that she isn't is all in her head. Though I suppose her view that she isn't pretty might be accompanied by covering up rather than the lingerie that monstergirls consider to be casual clothes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543341
y? its a circus filled wih eroti fun and hot clussy action?
>>44543344
if u wanna stop me, u need to stop the circus but its way to0 fun to stop now

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543340
maybe you should upload a video of yourself crying and sobbing, surely kc will draw furry porn for you then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543350
You’re not that Ronald pal, not that McDonald.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543340
Dunno Mick, seems like you'll have to see Christ every time you check on the twitter account. Who knows, maybe your psychosis will eventually be cured by it.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44543356
Anon, im too far gone to not be above them all...... i was even given the crown of clowns by the queen of bogies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543357
I have no idea what this means.

[Anonymous No.]

How would the classic Little Red Riding Hood story be different in MGE? Do the wolf and Little Red Riding Hood remain separate characters or get combined together? What about the hunter or Grandma?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543375
Shame for you I’m operating on there Grimaldis higher at all times. My entire existence is Unlimited Clussy Works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543209
Where have the evil girls gone?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543387
>Gachashit
please, no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543390
are u king of clowns? i think not
so begone peasant and take your unpointed and small town shoes with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543316
I consider myself an extremist in ideals, but I would only use force as a very last resort if lives are on the line. I'd much rather take over cities (mostly) peacefully and slowly win over the human inhabitants and encourage them to embrace it. Far fewer people killing themselves or mass hysteria.

[Anonymous No.]

are mime bogies just ninja clowns
do they throw bananas like shurikens and choke out their targets with their massive thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543219
Same but for young Wights

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543387
the wolf follows her home
the grandma is grandpa
little red riding hood finds the wolf in bed with grandpa

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543398
Kenkou himself drew it. All this fear about a monstergirl that happens to be from a gacha game is so obnoxious.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543411
i do that too but its more of a slow funny corruption that swallows them up and they don't even remember how it happened
>>44543415
they are french clowns, the easiest to take down but they quickly make you addicted to clussy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543405
Tu se Pagliaccio! Vesti la giubba!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543424
is same guy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543397
>>44543209
I doodled monstergirl versions of fear and hunger game's old gods, because I got horny when I played it, but idk if I should post it here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543460
Yes. This is the general monster girl thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543432
i put on my kingly costume everyday and make another town of clussy to appear after every month
I'm on the most wanted list of the order and of the highest priority

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543471
>Dressing up as the king of fools
Oh no the world is all topsy turvy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543484
>>44543484
and what it is to make more clown monsters appear, along with my wives in tow
but the oldest one keeps raining on my parade telling "its not nice to nuke a town with a massive dark matter clussy ball" or "you shouldn't release the clussyfiying gas onto the church"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543484
and what fun it is to make more clown monsters appear, along with my wives in tow
but the oldest one keeps raining on my parade telling "its not nice to nuke a town with a massive dark matter clussy ball" or "you shouldn't release the clussyfiying gas onto the church"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543467
ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543415
If bogies are so stealthy why do they honk when you get a big handful of clown ass and squeeze?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543422
Then little red gets turned into a monster herself and ends up riding the hunter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543484
In some ancient cultures the jester/clown is above a king and is actually inspired by a great demon king. Though this thread might not be the thread for that type of discussion so I’ll just end it by saying bogie queen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543387
>Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf are switched to Little Wolf and Big Bad Human
>Grandma doesn't appear directly, as the Big Bad Human gives the Little Wolf wrong directions to his house and the "pretending to be grandma" -bit happens there instead

[Anonymous No.]

Ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543618
need
banshee

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543543
ok, i like it
>>44543618
im pounding this ghost till I make more

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543543
Not bad.

[Anonymous No.]

I miss youmaen. I will never learn japanese to play it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Average monster siege of order citadel takes ages
>Only takes as long as it does because softy monsters keep leaving food and other supplies outside
>It does mean there are plenty of deserters though from the order side.
>Very difficult to convince your soldiers you are fighting an ancient evil when said ancient evil leaves baked apple pies with handwritten love notes on the battlements constantly
>And also provide 24/7 "entertainment" for the soldiers on watch. They arent going to fire a crossbow at the succ flashing her tits.
>Siege equipment includes the ratapult (does what it says) and the battering ram (a krampus with REALLY big horns)
>Constant "communication" between stubborn order commander and monster commander who is haughty, arrogant, chuuni or all 3. Quickly will devolve into childish insults
>Never ends with bloodshed, but with most of the order commander's soldiers leaving and him sulking in the deepest part of the fort, the monster commander sliding armistices ( thinly veiled love notes) under his door until he caves

[Anonymous No.]

greenworm armpits smell like celery

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543698
>>And also provide 24/7 "entertainment" for the soldiers on watch. They arent going to fire a crossbow at the succ flashing her tits.
kek
>monstergirls on the other side of the wall negotiating with each other, rolling dice and playing rock paper scissors to determine who gets which guard currently on the walls when they finally get in

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543698
>but with most of the order commander's soldiers leaving and him sulking in the deepest part of the fort, the monster commander sliding armistices ( thinly veiled love notes) under his door until he caves
God IWTWM

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543710
>Head of the night watch comes around to inspect his guards.
>SHOW US YOUR TITS!
>SHOW US YOUR DICK FIRST!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543715
>ywn be accosted by valkyries trying to seduce you to their side.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543698
>Be new to guard duty. They had to bring you up from the kitchen to fill in for the deserters
>Walk out of tower onto the battlements
>Immediate cacophany of wolfwhistles and hummina hummina.
>There's a literal fucking woman with wings playing raunchy music as you walk across to your position
>And some girl with a squirrel tail reading out your name, age and three sizes
>SHOW US SOME SKIN ANON!
>LOOK AT HIS BUTT!
>HEY ANON! KEEP CARRYING THAT HALBERD IF YOU LIKE PAIZURI!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm gonna tell a malef that the world belongs to man and that dragons will always lose to human dick.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Telling a monster that you need correction... on this essay you're writing because you're not sure if it flows well

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543698
Brutal warfare. Horrors of the Eastern Front were nothing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543698
>"Your perverseness, how is Lord Commander Anon the Holy holding up? Is he soon to be out of the keep?"
>"Not so good, my loyal servant, but he shall break from hunger soon enough, and then we shall torture all the details out of him... did you bring me those cookies I asked for?"
>"Ah, yes. Here you go."
>Demon commander casually slides cookies under door, a muffled, reluctant thank you comes in return
>"He shall break any day now."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543731
>All you can do is stand there not looking in any direction in particular
>Scary looks are given from monsters when you're eyes linger on them for more than a few seconds
>Only offence is a thousand-yard stare combining fatigue, anger and acceptance

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543731
>>There's a literal fucking woman with wings playing raunchy music as you walk across to your position
Very dangerous, be wary of the winged women. They have the potential to lose to their lust and simply fly up and grab you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537242
Bros I'm having extremely masochistic fantasies involving me and miss manticore please open the portals quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543779
>harpy can't wait anymore, flies and scrabbles up the stone battlement and air tackles watchmen out of sight
>many disappointed groans and muttered curses as they catch harpy's panties thrown over side and muffled smooches are heard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543787
Good boy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543731
>"And new to guard duty, having served as a peasant for most his life, promtoted to kitchen boy and now guardsman, give it up for ANON!"
>Cheers and wolfwhistles from gathered monster crowd
>"He's not well-trained, having been conscripted from the bottom of the barrel. He really doesn't like combat, and secretly dreams of being able to live a life in comfort in the country!"
>Sympathetic coos and cries from crowd - anon is sweating and fidgeting nervously
>"He's not got a particular type, and we've got him on record saying that some urchin like him isn't worth the time or attention of a woman. He doesn't mind being looked after, nor looking after other people, having been forced to care for his grandparents and siblings due to order living conditions."
>Gnashing and frothing at mouth from crowd. Already have several monsters running to the walls with their arms outstretched, crying out for him to jump
>"Now, I do have insider information on favourite colours and foods. Can I get a starting bid on anon's file?"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543698
>the battering ram (a krampus with REALLY big horns)
GROND GROND GROND

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543832
>From the monsters POV, they are carrying one of their own into glorious battle, putting their strength into their biggest horned soldier
>From the soldiers POV, some huge goat woman is getting crowd surfed to the gates

[Anonymous No.]

>no witch king leading his orc harem to despoil the young men of the nations of the west

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539408
Just replace the x with - next time instead of having a meltdown you lazy dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543340
Ah yes it it’s either a twitterfag thing, or a baphofag thing, or a bunkerschizo thing or literally anything but the product of your own insanity and dipshit actions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543698
You just have to tell them to go away or you'll taunt them a second time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543901
didn't do nuffin, now look at this hellhound wip
>https://files.catbox.moe/5ih1w9.png
Whatever drama the MGE fans have going on now is brought upon by themselves, leave me out of it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543923
>Your mother will become a monster, and you'll father a bunch of kamaitachis! Now come down here, before I flash you a second time!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543931
Nigga you literally asked why your EnslavedAnon scribbles don’t get archived. You want a brutally honest answer? It’s because they’re lacking in quality and because Wikifag probably doesn’t like you past you being a lolcow. Shocker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543923
Just don't fart in their general direction. Most of them aren't into that, but it's not a gamble you want to take.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543949
>Minotaur gets catapulted over the wall directly at anon's squire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543698
>Sniff
>"Do you smell pie?"
>"Shut up and eat your mutton."
>"I'm serious. Are they baking pies down there?"
>"And I'm serious. Stop peeking at them. You saw what happened to Dave."
>"Yeah. He never saw that golden arrow coming."
>"Exactly. Now eat your damn mutton."
...
...
...
>"I think one of them is flashing at me."
>"By the Chief Goddess, I fucking swear..."
>"She just blew me a kiss. I don't know, she's kinda cute."
>"For the love of, let me see...
>*thunk*
Normal Tuesday afternoon for the Order under siege.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543698
Diary of the order commander
>Day 86 of the siege
>The men are becoming restless
>I woke up to a pair of panties again. Clearly, the conditions have gotten to the men's head, and someone had a psychotic episode. Unfortunately, that doesn't explain HOW the men got ahold of them, seeing as there is no hide nor hair of women in this fortress.
>Only them
>Those disgusting monsters in the shape of women
>I tried to reason with them, to allow them time to escape before our inevitable reinforcements arrived to pincer them and anhiliate them.
>The forces never came, and they were never interested in proper negotiations.
>Who signs their negotiations off with an X, and addresses me, Lord Anon Commander the Holy, as "Foolish human, Lord of the Fools?"
>I am beginning to lose hope.
>Just what are they doing to those deserters to make them scream like that in the middle of the night? Grown men should never have such high pitched squeals eeked out of them.
>Torture, I presume, a fitting end for traitors.
>May the Chief Goddess save us

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543803
>Pic related
I want her to use me for target practice before that. Telling me to run before shooting me down just when I think I've escaped

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543968
I wish. Now look at this military elf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544015
That's... that's not what the quiver is for...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543698
im going to disguise myself as a recent oprhaned boy then make the mother of dark matter nukes go off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544043
To be honest she has an actual one on her hip and carrying your bow like that is way more comfortable than just slinging It around your body

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543698
>As the siege goes on, and all pretences of the monsters being evil disappear, the order command has to get more and more strict
>Every guardsman has a guardsman. Every guardsman guardsman has a guardsman.
>No good. They've started sending monsters in groups of 3 or 4
>Ok. We'll just have a rotor so nobody is on the battlement for too long.
>Monsters adapt their tactics accordingly.
>One anon is caught shoving his dick between the arrow slits while getting sucked off by a wall-climbing slime
>Another is found humping the tail of a manticore who shoved her tail up the murderholes
>It is quickly becoming apparent that mutiny is inevitable
>Commander found a raging mushroom is his grog, snuck in by someone
>How long until he is bound up by his own men and thrown over the walls as a peace offering?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544107
The Commander needs to patrol the walls himself, to inspire confidence in his men.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544107
I still maintain harpies and other winged monsters would be the biggest threat here. They'd fly up to the top of the walls and the men would just refuse to shoot them, because they're too cute. Also sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544127
>>44544107
You forget Wurms
Cute, very tough, and can easily make tunnels for the forces to pour into the complex in mass with ease

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544119
Not a good idea anon
>Commander finally shows his face
>Instant shuffling of money between monsters who took bets on his appearance
>"HE'S THAT YOUNG!?"
>"I THOUGHT HE'D BE AN OLD COOT!"
>"HEY COMMANDER GUY! COME DOWN HERE SO I CAN RAPE YOU!"
>"YEAH! STOP BEING SUCH AN ALP... no offence Freddie."
>Demon commander breathing very very heavily, and is crimson red blushing
>"Monsters!" The commander yells in his most commanding voice "Cease this siege! Or else the might of the Chief God will strike you down!"
>...
>Almost every monster present bursts into laughter
>Stolen pair of demon commander's panties lands on his nose, to both his and her mortification

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543923
A hollow threat, first time didn't go so well:
>Smug succ at it again, flashing her tits to the sentries
>The first time you saw it a wave of emotion washed over you but it had quickly lost it's impact as the days went by
>This time you had enough, that cocky expression was getting particularly aggravating, especially as more of your (former) friends fell to the temptations of the crowd below
>You hurled a "PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!" which was followed by a few eager "YEAH!"s from your remaining comrades
>A stunned silence descends upon the monsters gathered at the gates, leading you to exchange confused glances with your fellow sentries, though still sharing a now slightly nervous smile
>A loud sniffle comes from a now dejected looking succubus (still with her breasts out mind you)
>All eyes are on you, with some of the more 'abrasive' monsters appearing to generate some sort of vengeful air around them
>...
>"J-just kidding..."
>...
>The situation swiftly returns to how it was before your 'mistake' but you notice that your allies are now a considerable distance away from you
>All thoughts of resistance are swiftly wiped out, deciding to nervously chuckle at the lewd requests sent your way while noting that a certain succubus hasn't blinked or taken her eyes off you for what must have been the better part of a day
>You silently pray for Lord Commander Anon, Chief God knows nothing short of a miracle will see you out of this...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544168
How do girls so soft even make it into the dl's army? She should be waiting tables a hundred miles away in a small town.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544145
>day 300 of the siege
>few men are left, the mages deeper into order territory have finally teleported some reinforcements in, but they have said that they cant do much
>fucking bullshit
>sitting in the deepest part of the fort, pondering how to salvage things when suddenly you hear rumbling below you
>rush out of the room as something bursts through the floor
>"men, seal off the basement! they've dug into the fort!"
>a group of engineers run past you and begin sealing off the stairwell
>a few hours later a lackey comes up to you for a 'damage report'
>"i got a team holding off the stairwell, but they have established a permanent base in the basement..."
>"and what of the other engineers?"
>"..."
>breaking the silence is a moan coming from the basement

[Anonymous No.]

Why don't the monstergirls who snatched their husbands ever come back to the walls with them? After their 48 hour sex marathon, of course. That would do a lot to convince the rest of the garrison to come out and claim their mosnterwives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543698
>>44543832
>>44543852

>YOU ARE SOLDIERS OF THE CHIEF GODDESS
>NO MATTER WHAT COMES THROUGH THAT GATE, YOU WILL HOLD YOUR GROUND!
>Face of massive krampus bursts through the gate, hearts in her eyes, steam coming out of her nose
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Swarm of horny monsters deprived of sex for the last few months pour in

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544207
>>Swarm of horny monsters deprived of sex for the last few months pour in
>for the last few months
You mean ever, since they're all permavirgins. Which is the whole reason they joined the siege to begin with.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544168
>Every monster who heard is now going to come straight for you to deliver you to the poor succ
Done fucked up. Better hope you're not caught by a manticore or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544218
Yes what I meant to emphasise was that they've been teased with anon dick for the last few months

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544207
uhh... you do know that monsters are virgins before meeting their forever love, right?
that "last few months" was a mistake... RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544200
I had a clear answer after the first sentence and later I realized you didn't mean the monster living in Anon's walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544228
He never specified the setting. Your fault for reading without a /mgt/ approved greentext trip.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544200
It's one of the bigger plot holes in the setting. So many problems would be solved if this sort of thing happened. Hard to hold onto that fear when your best buddy shows back up with his new life and tells you all about his honeymoon in Dragonia or something. That said, I suppose you could argue that everyone would assume they're thralls and wouldn't believe them.

[Anonymous No.]

All I've learned from these greentexts is to keep your visor down covering your face and be the guard in the background. Nothing bad ever happens to the faceless redshirt guard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544247
*new wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544249
The face guard just makes you more mysterious and sexy. Now they want to take it off of you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544249
>Nothing bad ever happens to the faceless redshirt guard
Fucking monster propoganda
Don't listen to 'em boys EVERYTHING goes wrong for the faceless redshirt guard!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543698
>The siege began in late spring, and now it is winter
>Our numbers have halved, but our supplies are not enough for the harsh, cold bite of snow
>No, I will not eat the roasted joints of pork lobbed over the walls - they must be poisoned. If the others want to eat them, let them.
>Nor will I partake in the truce ballgame celebrating ChiefGoddessmas with the monsters - again, a trap.
>I will especially not drink the hot chocolate that keeps getting left on my windowsill with a heart shaped dollop of cream on it.
>...
>Maybe a sip

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544249
>taken down by swarms to sow how bad the situation is
>the guy who falls for the "I am just a defenceless loli" line.
Your hint should have been when she called herself a defenceless loli. Don't worry though, the hero will probably rescue you from their sex dungeon in part 2. And you get to show off how dire the situation is when you are mindbroken by sex

[Anonymous No.]

>44544241
>He never specified the setting
the thread goes off of MGE's rules for what content is and isnt allowed.
this has always been the case, and always will be the case.
try harder, mick.

[Anonymous No.]

i'd just nuke it
easy
painless
quick
and you get to choose the flavor of monster girl that arises

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544002
>you're lying on the ground with a spine in your leg, as the monster slowly advances towards you
>behind her, an Order soldier emerges from cover and hefts a rocket launcher onto his shoulder
>she doesn't see him, but her ears perk up as soon as he fires
>with inhuman speed she spins round and catches the rocket with her tail
>using one last burst of adrenaline, you rip the spine out of your leg and stagger into a nearby alley while she's distracted
>you hear an explosion, then those damn footsteps heading towards you again
>just how tough are these things?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544271
I am now imagining a Myth-esque RTS where the briefings before each mission come from the diary of some Order fodder
Unlike Myth it is a different soldier each time (levels are impossibly hard and progress even when you fail) as they fail to go unwed come the end of the 'fighting'
the script was written by a Phantom and is almost impossible to follow, basically being the 'House of Leaves' for RTS games and only really striking a chord with NEET Vampires and Mind Flayers (who understand the plot)

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking cozy as hell. I expected rape and corruption, and instead it's baked goods and feels. I wish I could open the portals for all of us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544282
>fall for "defenseless loli" act
>disappear for months
>hero finally locates you
>deep in a sabbath mansion surrounded on all sides and covered in small, pregnant monstergirls
>now hero is trapped, to be used as a "training" husband for all their daughters

[Anonymous No.]

the best person to be is just to be a young boy that was drafted into service and you have never seen a tit in your life
covered in armor way too big for you
or a priest
they wouldn't touch a man of the cloth, I'd assume?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544267
Don't be silly. Having your face covered protects you from any complement on your looks that a monster could muster and it's hard to hear and see in those metal helmets so you can't fall victim to their looks either. It's the perfect plan

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544369
>When the monsters find out that the cute anon was standing on a box to get his head over the battlement
He never stood a chance against the flying jinko

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544353
Me too man...
Me too...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544327
We can be better.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544353
Every monster author will try to write something edgy, but inevitably fail and cave to wholesome shit.
They would write about how awful this siege was for 10% of the book, only to then spend the remaining 90% talking about all of the cute interactions the monsters had with the soldiers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544369
>they wouldn't touch a man of the cloth, I'd assume?
Hahahaha.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544386
actually would cause a great infight since imagine how many monsters would want that young boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544410
thats honestly looks like alp bait and fuck off for posting offtopic shit like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544408
The beginning of the book is the official Order account, while the rest is what actually happened.

[Anonymous No.]

Eheh flustered funny Kots cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544441
she got them dumbo ears

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544410
Ah, WHFnigger you're back. The past few days without your off-topic shit were nice but I guess you wouldn't stay in your own shitpost thread for long

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544456
There is a wh thread somewhere?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544463
I'm talking about the other thread on /jo/, the one he made with AC image

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544408
Accurate
>"The siege sucked, but the healing cuddlesex over the next few weeks made it worth it"
>It's chapter after chapter of braking down their walls and making loving husbands of all of them

[Anonymous No.]

Da nuki

[Anonymous No.]

You all faggots are trying to tell me there would be a siege when Wurm and Sandworm could just cut through the forts walls, like a hot knife through butter.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544541
>Hey Anon! hic...
>I'll ..hicc. uhh..
>I'll give you ..hicc... money if you sniff my breath hic...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544550
The walls of the empire will stand for a thousand years. None shall break it so long as a single man stands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544550
I'm sure it happens but a siege is just an odd sort of denial play for some so they don't want it to end right away

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544550
You dont charge into castle walls, you tunnel under them to weaken their foundations enough to collapse them

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544590
>collapsing the foort
>with squishy husbandos inside
Even a Wurm is smarter than you.

[Anonymous No.]

I am eldritch, I am horror.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544550
That's neither fun nor cozy, even if the walls weren't magically protected or something.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544622
epic can be fun too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544616
You are neither. You are a shog tainted by westoid artists hands.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544616
SHOG TV

[Anonymous No.]

Caramel sleep mouse

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544476
I've been a regular poster here before, during and after the /tg/ threads were in existence. Most of the time, no one complains about any of my posts, just catches a filename or whatever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544630
Does adding shogg to my starship improve its grav drive or hinder it?
What about my shields? I need to protect against space succs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544652
>Does adding shogg to my starship improve
Yes.
Everything.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537242

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544629
>Westoid
When was the last time you touched grass if ever?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544700
In defense of him that's an unappealing face. But even the asian master race occasionally makes things that are not anime.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Grocery shopping in MGC
>In the produce section
>Picking out some fruit to buy
>Hellhounds fighting over watermelons
>Greenworms with carts full of leafy veggies
>Go to buy a bundle of bananas
>Lamia unpeels a banana and deepthroats it like it's nothing right in front of you
>As she pulls it out with her tongue wrapped out it, she gives you a wink
>"Did you want this one, sir?"
Life is hard for a single man in MGC.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544648
>Most of the time, no one complains about any of my posts
mick level delusions, jesus

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544804
Nah, it's intentional. Dude is just a slimy piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544814
>redemption starts by getting on your knees

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544814
Go back to your gacha shithole, spambot faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544775
The instincts of a single man in MGC must be off the fucking charts though
Walking home and looking for possible ambush points, trying to figure out what's making that shadow, a sleeping Ushi Oni or just a mini-van?
That's before getting into how to avoid Kunoichi's or, worse, how to talk your way out of a confrontation.
threads on 4Mon that track how long a man has gone without being claimed, beyond a few years and Anon's are marked as high-value targets

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544775
I stopped going to stores and just started using delivery apps with a fake name. They'll never know it's a single man ordering the food

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544775
I want some watermelon, I'm sure those hounds will be too busy to notice me just grabbing one and heading on out.
I love watermelon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544881
How are you going to stay unnoticed when you audibly slap the melons and start muttering about yellow spots looking for the right one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544846
>You eventually rack up for stars just by NOT being raped
Need cheat code pls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544900
W-what happens if an anon reaches 6 stars?
W-what could be worse than the cupid swat team?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544900
>Legendary anon who's gone 7 years being on 5 stars wanted level
>They call him "The Heartbreaker"

[Anonymous No.]

remember that most monsters dont know how to cook

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544984
I can cook her frozen pizza.

[Anonymous No.]

typical monster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544984
I imagine most monsters would be hyperniched into a specific dish (unless they have blue skin) like Lizardmen making masterpieces with their tails or Hellhounds making "decent" BBQ (it's ok for something so burned)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544984
Better get cooking for them then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544999
i don't have a single clue how i managed to hit spoiler

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545006
nah, if they mama didnt teach them, y should I for them?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544984
i can cook what my fishwife catches

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544984
well because of a certain /d/ tier fetish, thats preferable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544984
I like to think that anon meets a kikimora who can't cook for shit, creates horrible monstrosities, and her creations are borderline poison. Something completely opposite of the competent, homemaker kikimora stereotype. And then, anon meets a beelzebub that's an excellent cook and keeps her kitchen clean. Her culinary creations are something you'd see from a 5 star restaurant. Completely opposite of the lazy, filthy stereotype that beezles only eat fast food, room temperature leftovers, and junk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545019
Must be a favourite of yours, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544984
Sounds like a perfect oppurtunity to learn how to cook with them together

[Anonymous No.]

>unknown monster keeps putting notes through my letter box
>each one just says 'plap'

what do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545062
Those aren't just typical notes. Those are warnings.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll probably get banned for this, but you all need to see what life with mamono truly looks like. Those with delicate sensitivities or all good followers of the chief goddess should advert their eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545062
Triple your zinc nutrition.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545070
You sick fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544984
It's fine, I know she having big ass paws makes it harder to perform tasks that require precise movements.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545062
could be worse.
could be clack

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, the bigger the hat, the more trustworthy she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545101
what are those thighs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545112
somebody drew that whole thing thinking it was attractive

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545087
I'd expect a CLACK monster to be classy enough to make the noise herself. Memetic notes are barbaric.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545112
The anatomy is all over the place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545101
does this apply to mushroom caps?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545122
None of that really matters as long as you have the right colors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545121
>Hear CLACK up and down corridor all night long
>Not a monster in sight when anon looks

Terrifying

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545077

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545132
>This continues night after night
>Always the clacking, sometimes movement just out of the corner of your eye
>You think you're going insane and vow to get help if it continues
>Then, one final time, you whip your head around, desperate to see the source and she's there
>With her hand under your chin
This is how it's done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545127
Yes, it does matter, you knuckle-dragging mouth breather. It is especially important when someone draws a huge character. They tend to draw the body huge, but leave the head normal sized for some reason. And it looks plain stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545152
I NEED a wight to gaslight me into thinking I was just hearing those clacks in my head

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545170
>Wight
Get better taste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545181
I'd take a demon too

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545190
At least Demons don't smell like malt liquor and kool-aid

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545190
A demon that's not huge into the "let mommy ruin you" thing would be killer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545197
what the fuck i like kool-aid

[Anonymous No.]

Wights are discount demons for black men.
Demons are the white man's girl.

Imps are the patrician's choice.
Holsts are for the ascended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545181
No.

[Anonymous No.]

jiangshis are better than wights

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545212
Then you're either in a cult or you live in a neighborhood where the cops don't go at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545181
There is nothing wrong with Wights.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to look every monster in the eyes or they'll take that as a sign of weakness

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545237
There is if your last name is like Smith or Campbell instead of Jackson or Le4she

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545225
Or you have a reformed ancient evil wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545166
But you've seen lots of art posted here to praise with absolutely shit proportions.

[Anonymous No.]

Anon is a slut for fox tails.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545077
This is the truth monster sympathizers don't want you to know. Do with that what you will.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder to report the potatoschizo's shitposts.
Reminder that the mods will keep ignoring him until the amount of reports gets too big to sweep it under the carpet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545264
Yeah and they're retarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545252
If you're seriously going to let one "exiled" waifufag with unfortunate fetishes ruin your entire perception of a race of mamano than that's entirely a ( You ) problem. Keep in mind I put the word exiled in quotation marks because God forbid I be able to use italics to denote sarcasm on this forsaken site.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545287
What has got you so upset now? Is it the lack of granberia posting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545281
Not for gachashit foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545263
Such an evil gal, drinking cherry kool aid from plastic halloween skulls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545287
Stop associating potatoes with the resident schizo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545306
There's a very good reason any kind of Kobold discussion died out when KDF started posting, if you want to be associated with the horrid baggage that's now attached to Wights go ahead but I'm not going anywhere near the interracial cuckold monster now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545199
I don't get the feeling we have too many mommy-domme anons here. More power to them, but I think the biggest appeal of demons to me is that they're strong, fierce, and dominating. They'll be gentle about it, but you're more "my cute love-slave" then you are "baby". The extent that they take care of you isn't that far and above any normal relationship except that they call the shots. Where you go, how you dress, etc.
But that's just how I view them as one of our un unrepentant demon-fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545306
It's not that his perception is ruined, it's just the usual suspect on his usual schizo vendatta shitposting a well liked girl and trying to gaslight the thread.

Everyone should be reporting all of his posts.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545324
>Any kind of Kobold discussion died with KDF
>Wight is now the interracial cuckold monster
Remember, the medicine only works so long as you keep taking it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545358
>>Any kind of Kobold discussion died with KDF
Name a single time in recent memory Kobolds were talked about in good-faith and not just a lame inside joke about KDF or a "funny" peanut butter joke? It's a fucking fact that retard ruined talking about Kobolds and what Wightfag did to Wights is no different. You only want to pretend otherwise because you didn't care for the former as much as you did for the latter.

[Anonymous No.]

For me it's Porc, Kakuen and Troll

[Anonymous No.]

imagine mud wrestling with p'orcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545371
I think you're the only one who cares. People can talk about wights all they want as long as they stay on topic and keep in the spirit of MGE. If this was hellhounds, or demons, or any of the other thread-favorites we wouldn't be having this discussion at all because it's stupid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545371
If you just want to shit up the thread I'm surprised you haven't posted the leaked bapho pic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545394
>leaked

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545394
This one?

[Anonymous No.]

A bright wight might be uptight when anon delights to slight her slight height

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545407
>>44545402
probably done on purpose, but yeah. That one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545407
oh fuck its real

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545407
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545407
she isnt grabbing the scythe at all

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545407
She cute

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545420
And the paw near the head is fairly fucked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545390
Go ahead and talk about Wights, you'll just always be known as the dumb fuck that settled for a woman know that THAT when you could have just gone for something better if you wanted royalty themed femdom or something.

>>44545394
Lotta attempts to distract from what happened, that you, Wightfag?

[Anonymous No.]

>blah blah blah you can't walk about the Wights because some degenerate lives rent free in my head
That or it's more bullshit from schizo mick. Either way consider being bought straight out of your basement by a rich and curvy undead woman

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545437
>Either way consider being bought straight out of your basement by a rich and curvy undead woman
Only if she's not a Wight. Not taking a risk of being turned into what her "ideal" man is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537242

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>>44545437
I prefer Banshees.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545371
>When was the last time, etc.
I don't know because I don't necessarily think there's much to talk about when it comes to Kobolds past stereotypical dog memes since that's all they kind of are in MGE? Petplay dog girls?

>You only want to pretend otherwise because you didn't care for the former as much as you did for the latter.
More like I generally don't make it my personal business as to what people get their rocks off to like with what happened to Cheral. His fetishes, are as I said, unfortunate. But that's also me speaking about it from a position of bias and it's not going to stop me from having Wight in my top two undead girls next to Phantoms

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545441
Trash art for deviantart/tumblrite faggots.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545407
What must one do to get a drawing from KC?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545444
>I generally don't make it my personal business as to what people get their rocks off to like with what happened to Cheral.
A good portion of mge fans have made it their lifes work to do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545453
Make NTRcucks like >>44545456 seethe really hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545444
Is there a petplay catgirl?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545437
How do wights get all their money? How do they afford their big mansions and luxury cars?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545463
Wight privilege

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545444
>I don't know because I don't necessarily think there's much to talk about when it comes to Kobolds
Or because I'm fucking right and the idea of "well this girl is ruined now because some fucking retarded muddied he waters" isn't exclusive to one guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545453
>>44545460
he got it after getting a blacked edit and freaking out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545456
As long as nobody is getting hurt and it's not pedo, I don't care.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545461
All of them after a quick spray with silver vine. Drug your cats.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545461
nekomata

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545463
They sponsor chinese mining companies and glee at all the niggers dying by digging up toxic ores.

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that this is the Mick, stop legimatizing his faggotry by trying to reason with blatant trolling. You know what you need to do if you want to be rid of him:
>>44545181
>>44545197
>>44545214
>>44545225
>>44545252
>>44545324
>>44545371
>>44545435
>>44545440
>>44545456

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545488
sounds more like gate-keeper-kun having his daily meltdown

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545488
Wrong. I just hate Wights now thanks to Wightfag. He's the same level of faggotry at that furfag and I'm just glad the Mick stuck to trash like siths instead of ruining a good girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545488
I don't think mick even remembers who KDF was, he crawled here around 2 years ago. Seems to be some autismo that should be posting on bunkerchan instead.

[Anonymous No.]

what zero votes does to a mf

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545461
Nekomata. Not only do you get TOM'd but more times than not they pose as mundane, if not tsundere cats from the get-go to see if the man they're living with is worthy of being their husband. Then they just turn back into their Nekomata form and scratch, lick, and milk you until you're fully TOM'd like a good Anon.

>>44545472
Once again, it's entirely a ( You ) issue.

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>>44545474
He needs to do a cait sith.
>>44545461
cait sith!
>>44545501
ok, what girl should I add to my harem? I was thinking baphomet but was waiting to draw a little better? And of course I know hellhounds are popular so making one of those.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44545437
it's the usual shitposter still salty KC had the nerve to shut cuckshit down, dont nind him.

Speaking of, cpuld a kind anon please share that ln drawing of a pouting wight playing taiko drums?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545528
I think we need to stop mge posting to drive off these insane mge fags. Make them know they are unwelcome in the real monster girl community.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545463
They get into a business partnership with a brilliant yet socially awkward lich and then pass the lich's inventions off as their own.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545407
She cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545510
>people who don't like interracial loving cuckolds should go to some shithole full of faggots that used to raid this thread daily back when hotwheels made his shitty fed election tourist honeypot
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545510
KDF showed up in the thread a couple of months ago and the Mick talked to him about mlp (lmao), he knows who he is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545407
So when do I get one?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545528

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>>44545532

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545553
And you're proving it right every time you have an autistic spergout about gatekeeping.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545549
Send weekly reports to KC of suspected ntrfags

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545552
There's an infinite amount of latenite drawings out there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545558
Hang on, that sounds sad and pathetic...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545566
not nearly as sad and pathetic as trolling a 4chan thread everyday, though.

[Anonymous No.]

can we get a janny to remove this dumb nigger replying to himself already

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545479
>Spraying cats with silver vine
>Spraying vampires with garlic
>Spraying spiders with coffee
How to get raped, by Anon Y. Mous

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545574
I think they are the same person, or at least the same group.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545407
It should be a crime for monstergirls to walk around wearing hot bootyshorts

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545576
unfortunately no

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545566
Make sure to keep track of their follows. likes, any private accounts they follow and if any follow them back.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545576
janny is too busy babysitting off-topic vtuber threads, please understand

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545552
there we go, thanks. Here, a cute for you

[Anonymous No.]

Calling slimes low-level is very rude, bigoted and untrue!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545598
I'll be as bigoted as I want to monsters, what are they gonna do about it?

[Anonymous No.]

How to get cum out of velvet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545614
a kiki can suck it right out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545616
how to get kiki hair out of velvet?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545614
>>44545622
Slimes and shogs are more efficient. They can perfectly remove any stains or residue from any surface.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545633
How to get kiki and slime out of shog?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545407
kc is asleep and can't dmca...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545644
I can guarantee he's not dmca'ing anything on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545644
There is no way this wasn't leaked out intentionally.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545552
Telling her to git gud is a quick way to get drained by her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545649
>dmcaed dragonnewt
>dmcaed capybara and the admin said it was KC himself
yes, he does.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545656
right I totally believe you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545576
Reminder: For this to happen, everyone needs to consistantly and constantly report all of that retard's posts. Not just now or today, but every time he starts shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545657
You are accusing the admin of lying? You can go check.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545598
That is a very high level slime in that image. Do not touch or get near it. Terrible things will happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545656
>>44545661
>the admin

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545660
>call to arms
>whining
If you can't post monster girls I suggest talking out your problems with your lover.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545664
Refusing to touch slimes is abuse and cruelty. You MUST touch slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545649
He has dmca'd mg threads on /trash/ to nonexistence and forced /d/ to not include mge in futa threads under threat of more takedowns

[Anonymous No.]

>44545670
Get new material Mick, you damage control the same way every time you start getting scared of being reported.

[Anonymous No.]

I want to sniff wight's panties and cum in her stockings.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545679
That fag is just playing dumb. He does this every time he shows up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545686
Does she sweat formaldehyde?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545686
Made for BBC

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544984
As long as I don't have to work eight hours a day I'm okay with cooking. Enjoy it, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544984
But what if they were to purchase fast food and disguise it as their own cooking?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545679
Thing is that DMCA'ing these threads would be too messy and impractical. All it requires is removing one or two bad actors.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545281
no, i need meaty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545686
Imagine struggling to stay over the poverty line and a wight offers you a seven-digit salary to live in her mansion with her and 'alleviate her loneliness'

[Anonymous No.]

Why did the griffons not just fly the wedding ring onto the order Pope?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545281
what's with the big-ass shoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545766
I was distracting them by trying to steal their treasure

[Anonymous No.]

Follow the fox.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545764
i'd imagine someone must be fucking with me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545782
always do the opposite of what vermin say

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545582
What can I say? I'm great at what I d

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545782
https://files.catbox.moe/ryeain.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545679
>he actually dmca'd mge futa into non-existence on /d/
That's kinda based.

[Anonymous No.]

Turn on the subtitles, cute worst korean cartoon about an evil fox and a priest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2GJK1zkdcs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545814
oyakudon is lovely

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545814
>dignity and pride
>while looking like a bimbo hooker
Is that the joke?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545823
Ancient Pompeii proverb: He who buggers fire burns his penis.

>>44545862
I mean, she's got some massive milk bags too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545912
I'm extremely curious is nu-drama is a fuck around and find out situation. This is almost as entertaining as the paywalled MGE content! Never forget these same people don't want you to see the paywalled content because you didn't pay for it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545923
>Spoiler
He literally put in plain English "Please do not replicate on anonymous image boards" or something to that effect. If you're genuinely stupid enough to post the stuff when you know there are folks monitoring the threads then you're kind of an idiot. Sorry, I guess?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545794
Wow rude.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545950
Anon, sharing pirated content is a 4chan staple. I'm obviously talking about the outsiders snitching for good boy points.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545950
>>44545963
Yeah... pirated content has never stopped anyone on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545963
>>44545972
>Knowingly pirate and post content from one of the most trigger happy DMCA filers currently producing content
>Act surprised when an increasingly cliquey fanbase gets in contact for him to file the DMCA
I'm more surprised this thread hasn't gotten nuked after that Baphomet image got posted.

[Anonymous No.]

>/trash/ still mad
Every nation and society in the world should correctly recognize cucks as what they are, inherently treasonous rats, and DMCA their right to breathe oxygen before they cause problems.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

cats

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546002
I'm just disappointed that there's no public content anymore.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546099
Have no fear when I get my sith pic I'll post it here because I don't care for hiding art.

[Anonymous No.]

Human men belong in long, lamia tails

[Anonymous No.]

God says: don't fuck monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546057
>Bush

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546119
I'll take bush over gore any day.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546113
I'm down for any type of tail, scaled, fluff, wings as well. They're all so good.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546107
But you already got it, why aren't you posting it?
https://files.catbox.moe/o48vo6.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546113
Babe it's 4PM it's time for your daily coiling, and you're warm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546126
I don't see any reason to choose either

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546002
Pretty sure /trash/ isn't even in this thread but you do you chum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543543
>One anon literally drew Gro Gorroth and Sylvian of Fear and Hunger as monstergirls

Okay, now what about God of Depths, There, the Sulfur God, Pocket Cat and the New Gods? Hell, does the Demon Lord, Sabbath and mamono aligned adventurers thrawrt Le'Garde's evil yellow king plans instead?

Hell, what about the Girl; The God of Fear and Hunger?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546163
>When you casually mention off-hand how warm you feel near a lamia.

[Anonymous No.]

>A lamia will never call you her 'heat lamp' or 'space heater' or even 'convectional column radiator'

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546224
harvester

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546241
>>44546263

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546263
I want my lamia wife to call me snake food, meat, steak when we're doing lewd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546263
>Dork lamia approaches anon
>Hey hot stuff, you're so hot you could be my central heating - call it a heat coil.
>I think you could warm up to me, if you know what I mean
>Somewhere a cupid vomits for no reason

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546291
Imagine threatening to dislocate her jaw.

[Anonymous No.]

Monster girl space pirates.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546099
Kind of the consequences of fucking around and finding out innit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545381
A man of realistic tastes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546386
>
wharts that suyppose to mean?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546371
I still steer clear of Oni-space, the GremTech augmentations they got on such a wide scale just made them a nightmare to deal with in boarding actions and land battles.

[Anonymous No.]

Bros why are you all intent about avoiding MGs just get married and you don’t have to worry anymore bro haha

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546397
You think all 696 of us are going to get rare high-ranking mamono like wights and baphos?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546433
>696
There's like 102 unique posters. Not an entire Pokédex worth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546422
i dont understand either, just get a wife, it that easy. u can go out on dates, u can ask one out, hell if ur strong enough, u can wrestle a strong one into a mating press
>>44546433
yes , ye of little faith

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546433
I fancy my odds of getting a cait and a cu, if they'll take me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546422
It’s the decision paralysis, I can’t decide between yeti cuddles and a lewd slime bath
(Captcha: HHNRGH)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546422
I like too many of them to make a choice. A saying from the olden days, you don't choose a waifu, your waifu chooses you.
>>44546433
There aren't that many posters, probably a little more or less over the IP count depending on lurkers and people posting between their devices. So its possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546433
>696
That's a bizarrely specific number you've got there anon, you wouldn't happen to have a giant fluffy tail would you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44545407
that's a cute goat. wonder what inspired the scythe design

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546509
Don't compliment that fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546504
N-no…

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546512
i care not for your emotional baggage

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546509
Looks like a dragon or a bat wing. IDK. Dad isn't here to belt lash his potato bastard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546224
I dont think the anons itt are that interested in this kinda stuff. Maybe later ill draw them, when I wake up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546533
lmao. Have the latest on the hellhound.
>https://litter.catbox.moe/9z2xyv.png

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>itt: stupid things that make you aroused

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546578
Nobody asked.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546619
I gain absolutely nothing from not volunteering it though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546578
This looks really bad, like an mmd model from 2 decades ago. You should give up.

[Anonymous No.]

What’s a firejob from a dragon like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546656
it's fine i guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546610
Why would he want to escape, that just sounds like a good time. I'll take a 5 course meal with a troll hag any day of the week.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546656
A bit hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546637
Thank you for the critique. I've accounted for this and if it really isn't popular I'll just add more popular monster girl fetishes and try to outsource.

[Anonymous No.]

do not give fire breathing monsters high proof alcohol. you put your eyebrows at risk with every belch

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546683
does hebi fire count?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546693
>hebi hiccups and blue flames comes out
CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546693
given their propensity for water magic the fire may have strange properties with liquids

[Anonymous No.]

>Anon exploring caves
>His hand and arm brushes against something smooth
>Looks up
>Oh shit, a Basilisk
>She turns her masked gaze toward him
>"...hm?" is all she says
>Anon quickly apologizes to her but she barely registers it
>"..Do that again. Touch me." More of a curious tone of voice than of an outright demand
>Sensing Anon's hesitation, she smiles ever so slightly
>"You're not in trouble. It's OK."
>Placing his hand on her cool, smooth tail, he runs it slowly up and down
>The Basilisk shows no visible reaction to this nor does she say anything
>So Anon continues for a little while.
>His hand is taken into hers when he stops
>Carefully, she takes her time examining and touching Anon's hand.
>"Interesting...so soft and warm. Ordinarily I wouldn't take an interest in a human but I feel a compulsion to keep you around. The very idea..."
Her tail circles around him
>"...excites me."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546745
tell me about basilisk tail fluff
does it outfluff bunyip?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546700
>tanuki priestess! I need a heal!
>that'll be 12.50 plus tip
>wha- you just gave me a lvl 1 heal!
>should have said what lvl, if you want full heal thats 10,000 plus tip
>not enough? i can give you a loan with your virginity as collateral...

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44546759
it seems unlikely but maybe the paralysis heightens the overall sensation

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546632
You gain nothing for sharing it either since you're a lolcow in at least three sub-communities and are so asspained against KC it's amazing you haven't just moved on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546760
at that point i'd just stich the wound close and burn it with a hot iron

[Anonymous No.]

Get yourself a monster girl that looks at you the same way a bogey looks at an unsupervised minor!

[Anonymous No.]

I'm going to tell a danuki that I want to put my consumer surplus in her equilibribum

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546745
i like the way ms basilisks top flares out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546772
I'm really not following. Either anons like the art or they don't. The only stupid thing to do would be stop something I've practiced for about two years because you told me to stop without at least pushing something out to the world.

[Anonymous No.]

>his favourite monster has no fluff
sad!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546786
thats basically me with my wives

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546776
your other party members wouldn't let you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546786
>TFW a Bogey presented me with a fumo and said it's our child

[Anonymous No.]

how does your mg deal with bad guys?

[Anonymous No.]

how big is too big?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546818
the three dorkateers...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546786
Better yet, get yourself a monster girl that looks at you the same way a bogey looks at an unsupervised minor that's crying and feels lonely!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546818
thats y u do it hidden
>>44546824
i usually do that and what I do is bash them with a massive demon silver hammer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546818
I would never join a party of dorks. I don't care if they spam invites

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546786
many such cases

[Anonymous No.]

Love Hotels

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546848
You can call it that if you want.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546840
this but smaller tits and larger ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546848
thats my offical job
i own several on MGE, and I'm making a killing

[Anonymous No.]

It's sex knight time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546840
Men exist to be used as boobrests.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546832
>>44546836
Imagine being the team leader of a party of dorks
>they do dumb victory dances while you hide your face in embarrassment
>scheme to rape you (while you can hear them) and they always fail without you doing anything
>every inn they try to get a single room but when you try to follow through they blush and stammer into buying separate rooms
>you still love these dorks but you won't tell them since they would brag about it to everyone

[Anonymous No.]

I wanna beat the shit out of a Hinezumi. I don't even want to fuck her I want to just knock her teeth in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546894
>loot some new equipment
>she keeps changing bikini tops in front of you and asking which one you like better
it's like she's not even looking at the stats

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546894
>they all speak like dorks too
>The DPS is constantly self narrating and puffing their ego up
>The tank thinks they're some knight of yore, calling you mlord and forsooth and so forth
>The healer speaks in third person and can't go a minute without using some fancy (usually nonsensical) metaphor

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546818
>>44546894
I bet they shout their attack names out loud

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546905
>tell her bikini armor B is the better one
>she gets all smug at her successful seduction
>smug and light in her eyes fade as you start explaining the stat differences and how bikini armor B fits her build while also going into depth about what other stats she should get

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546824
She and her friends try to fight me every saturday morning like I am some evil wizard, I don't have the heart to tell her I am not an evil wizard and I just am going to the grocery store. They even do a whole magical girl sequence.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546854
I won't ever lose to one of the four element girls!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546894
>see a clearly marked trap off to the side
>well, whatever, it shouldn't be a-
>oh! i got stuck
>see your party members ass sticking out a wall
>close your eyes and utter some curses
>me too!
>oops
>look back and see two more asses next to hers
whatever is anon to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546932
>Super Hellflame!
>she just shoots a regular fireball
>Blade that Pierces the Heavens!
>she just does a simple sword swing
>Oh Holy Light! Bless these Heroes with the Power of God!
>she just casts a simple +5 Stam buff
>meanwhile you are too busy cringing instead of fighting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546973
Leave the party and fly solo, obviously.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a feeling that the Church of Eros or some other organisation just makes up the quests and has an agent place a holy artefact somewhere PURELY so that single men will join monster parties and live out their fantasies while also getting hitched.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546952
They wouldn't need to tie me up, am weak to freckles

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546992
they could probably work out some system with ms echidna for dungeon delving quests

[Anonymous No.]

Get licked, idiot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547005
I have a fetish for it but not for that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546822
I think your daughter has autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547018
Don't run from fatherhood, Anon. Take responsibility.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546992
>>44546999
what if i toss it over my shoulder and call it useless

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547026
maybe the real treasure was the kids you pumped into your party members along the way

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547026
it says quest failed and clogs your quest log forever

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547025
>daughter is that smug this early
lil anon next door never stood a chance

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547028
I don't have a party though

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547035
oh it's not just 1 daughter
the clowncar womb is an ominous prospect

[Anonymous No.]

If you got a monster daughter, or several, would you want them to act a bit like a human, or fully like their mother?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547040
>get bogie wife pregnant
>get presented a little clown car at the hospital when she gives birth
>it's a gacha roll on how many baby bogies cartwheel out of the car
Well I am feeling pretty lucky...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546903
Holy fuark…stop anon, Miss Sally can only get so wet…

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547076
I'd rather stab a Salamander with an actual knife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546772
>it's afraid

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547035
>let lil anon play with bogie daughter
>he calls her cute
>*smug increases*
>he says he wants to always play with her
>*smug increases*
>honks her nose
>...
>who knew a smile could go THAT high on a face

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547102
>It's afraid
You're a literal non-factor past your schizoid breakdowns lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547113
>The bogie got a wonderful, awful idea!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547128
non factor in what?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547155
op

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547171
wrong

[Anonymous No.]

this is awful i keep losing to temptation.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547179
waking nightmare

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546894
>>44546929
>>44546932
>random level 1 encounter
>go to cast a simple bolt spell to get it over with, dont really need any pre-
>suddenly those three jump in front of you and block the spell
>dps: "i perform a true evade, ensuring that the enemy cannot hit me!" - a simple guard attack. she's not even dodging
>you cant stop it
>tank: "taunt to defend the lord!" - it just draws attention for one turn
>healer: "she casts a spell thats similar to an evening's warmup" - its a 2 damage buff spell
>you can only watch
>this goes on for 16 more turns as the tank blocks, the dps stalls, and the healer buffs the dps
>dps: "HELLSTRIKE!" - a simple bodyslam attack that does 10 damage by default, buffed to 1000.
>the random rodent (2hp, no defense) you guys came across looks up in terror as the hellhound launches into the air
>there is a small crater left behind
>dps: "i recover from the attack, look around, and ask: "where is anon?" "
>healer: "she thinks that he ran away, perhaps as scared as a bee seeing a wasp"
>tank: "let us make haste gentlewomen! he may run into another vile beasty like this one"

[Anonymous No.]

I want to commit a crime.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>Get Raped By A Very Shy Hellhound
>She Tells me afterward that I have to take responsibility for deflowering her, tears and everything
>She already has a wedding planned for the next day.
>I agree just to get her to stop panicking. Instant transformation into the happiest hound.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547191
i'd just toss the clown bombs I have at the dorks

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is dead in here.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547362
Real dork hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539168
That's what I'd do

I'm sure I could contain myself if she wasn't a cow girl, but...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44539364
IT IS TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547370
who is the dorkiest dead?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547389
phantoms
literal theatre kids, who are already dorky enough as humans

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547389
I'd have to say vampire, pharaoh, or phantom.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547389
Dragon zombie.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care about love and getting married I just want to play my dreary, ominously sinister sounding pipe organ while wearing all black with a hint of red on my long cape in my dim, barely candle lit brooding atmosphere of my giant dark castle's parlor all day and night. I don't need no stupid humans, I'm perfectly fine by myself.

Miss Wight is a bitch too btw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547489
>t. CLAWED

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547439
It's not fair. I want to be there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547489
Stupid vampirecel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547511
Don't forget to ask her how the weather is up there. Tall girls love hearing that stupid joke over and over again

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547489
I wish to marry a vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547524
LONDO
I mean
TRANSYLVANIA???

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Potatoes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547592
Made for sex

[Anonymous No.]

What is the ideal height?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547539
TRANSYLVANIA
R
A
N
S
Y
L
V
A
N
I
A

[Anonymous No.]

Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ills needs a savior such as you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547637

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547651
and then?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547651
Got no other options
Only one thing to do

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547651
>meanwhile anon is hanging out with his father in law while the wives go all chunni

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547652
wrong board retard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547637
Less than 0.6 luchadores or more than 1.2 luchadores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547651
AVAD.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547683
the goldilocks zone

[Anonymous No.]

Do watch out for roaming boss monsters while exploring. They can easily pick off your party members before you get to the final boss.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547761
i need not fear some gay vampire

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547761
Thise party members were really just there to buy me time to use rogue skills to sneak away

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547761
>Yuri gay shit
Might as well start posting monster boys next

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547783
she's bisexual and coming for you next

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547807
what a twist

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547801
Imagine not wanting your vampire wife to surprise you with another vampire wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547807
>She was only pretending to be gay
OH NO?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547761
this goes against the official guidelines

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547826
>Vampire wife cheats on you with another vampire
Great

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547807
https://youtu.be/HyophYBP_w4?si=eR_v-tSMr9yejtyi

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547828
classic prank

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547807
isn't she already married?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547826
two for the price of one!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547637
I dunno, either 2 meters+ or the same as her chest measurement, I guess

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547826
okay but she needs to spit the blood out after she bites her

[Anonymous No.]

I would put my human penis in her shark vagina

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547908
I would put my human hands on her shark face

[Anonymous No.]

i dunno if I understand the way automatons see humans, but i love them anyway. love automatons!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547918

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547918
>i will run / redundant systems / just so i am / warm enough / to hold you
Bros...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547918
>>44547921
>>44547956
Can automatons even feel love? Aren't they just robots pretending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547967
Why don't you let her show you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547967
Can a human woman feel love?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547908
Good way to get bit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547801
>>44547831
Not against the guidelines actually, when the girl is being corrupted. Hell even KC has drawn art that was a monster a human girl. I would post it here but the art is sadly not safe for this board.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547462
>M-A-R-I-Y-A
>Mariya's hit parade!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

U get wife bu she's an aunt ruckella, thinking she's a human and has reverse monsterization and was born human but became a monster later and s racist against monsters while being one

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548050
you have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548063
The fucking boondocks is old,anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548072
sorry. you have to be literate to post here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548078
don't tell the wurms

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548050
Auntie Ruckus is a national treasure, never met a more finer example of monster.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548085
Monster? Anon she's just a little tanned but she's 100% human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548078
I am, are you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548085
>>44548091
She's great at giving amazing advice on how deal with them monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548091
She's an honorary human anon, get it right.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548042
i really want a fox my age, but it would be really hard to resist the meaty old ones...
and the young ones...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548110
>8faggot shit
Get the fuck out of here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548091
Tan? Anon, she's sunBURNT.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548127
Nothing wrong with the bunker anon, that being said how did you know it was from the bunker unless you yourself peruse it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548131
So she spent a few too many days out during the summer doing some work, big deal!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548137
Because the only people who try to shove /pol/ or /int/ memes into MGE images were election tourists or retards that fled to 8trash back during GG who primarily congregated on that shithole honeypot back when it was still up. Those faggots came here almost every other day bragging about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548137
the shit do in fact stank

[Anonymous No.]

Auntie ruckus says
Avoid conversations with the monster, it will lie, it will lie,it will use words it don't understand, and if it really deseprate it will rape or molest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548152
I should not be hearing jabba horns while reading this

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547956
>She puts up that little sign every single time she wants to kiss
>One time, you moved it a little out of the way and said "verification not required" before kissing her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537303
You know how some crocodiles and hippos have birds that clean their teeth? This kiki is like that but with sandworm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548269
>"verification not required"
Careful, Anon. She may not have a heart, but if she did that'd be how you'd stop it.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember to make the strong muscle monster look weak at all times by being stronger and more muscular even at the cost of your own health. It will break their pride and make them easy prey

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548235
>Kiki.exe sweeping away those pesky crumbs left by cookies from various websites.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548235
cute

[Anonymous No.]

looks like the post got dmca'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548330
No fucking idea why would they take it down
>>/jp/thread/44537242#p44545407

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548279
easy prey for who?
you?
the big muscly guy with the heart three times larger than it should be that just exploded?
you're wisp food now boy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548354
Best to not link it, he just doesn't want anyone using it to make edits or for degenerate purposes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548279
>even at the cost of your own health
oooooh very bad idea, anon.
pride may be broken but caretaker instincts will be pushed into overdrive, pushing half the gym into enragement.
they'll now try to subdue you in any way possible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44546384
But I didn't fuck around. This whole drama has nothing to do with me.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember: Hellhounds like to find and rape spellcasters because squishies are in need of a big strong fighter to protect them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548471
>Hellhounds "catching mages lacking" jumping them while they fumble the words to a spell and scrolls spill out of their pockets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44544328
Take your "grimdark" bullshit elsewhere. I only want cute wholesome rape and torture

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548471
i'm studying magic just to get crushed by hellhound pussy
throwing fireballs and levitating are byproducts of trying to get topped by a wan

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548471
>Hellhound not so smug after encounter with lactomancer

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548471
I cast Acid Rain and escape while she's hallucinating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548535
You're just going to drown in the product of your own magic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548535
>Enhancing her charm
No I think she'll be even more smug in fact

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548557
>>44548563
My actions were calculated, but damn am I bad at math.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548471
What if I'm a small healer who was abandoned by his party for being a weakling

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548567
Hey, at least no one will fear the milkhound when they can hear her sloshing from a mile away. Not that she'd be a threat to anyone after marriage, but still.

[Anonymous No.]

Don't mention to your Tentacle gf that you fapped to tentacle hentai as a kid when you discovered porn for the first time
Especially not when an innocent human girl lives next door.

[Anonymous No.]

Humans are dragon property.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548773
Dragon are humen's mount and property. You can buy a dragon for 200 euros on the slave market.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548773
O-Okay

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543543
>>44546224
>>44546535
>Fear and Hunger
>In my Monster girl thread
And Alll-Mer is just basically an Order Deity or an ascended Order Saint?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548788
Sounds like Deonora is really getting desperate. I guess that's what happens when there are dozens of almost equally thirsty underlings between you and potential mates

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548773
Fuck dragons
Gimme cows instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548807
Fuck off tranny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548235
>>44548283
I want a desktop pet kiki that sweeps my taskbar and asks for mouse-cursor-headpats in return.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548810
Yeah, my local slaver said that dragons just appeared in his cages. They're not the only species who do that but it's weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548871
>Mastah, I've neatly arranged the reaction images cluttering your desktop into a folder, organized alphabetically.
>Might I say, you have a very 'based' selection of memes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548881
I hope she thinks my collection of Kiki pictures is good enough, I don't want to offend her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548881
Damn, hearing that would make me really proud. It's so dumb

[Anonymous No.]

>>44543698
>>44544353
Unfortunately. The reinforcements have arrived.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548926
Cringe and it's coming from someone who like dreadnoughts and self harm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548871
This is actually achievable, you need only program it anon

[Anonymous No.]

Need me a Kiki to shit on my chest.
I just... I need to know.

[Anonymous No.]

>44548953
>t. Least mentally ill german

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548969
I read sit at first and I was wondering what was wrong with that. Fucking scatfags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548773
Of course Malef-sama, I would not have it any other way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548983
Most likely one of the idiot AW who try to poke a reaction

[Anonymous No.]

It's always a delight to hear "good morning" from Jinko wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549034
But my wife is human though...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549039
Does she dislike garlic and how are her teeth?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549034
The jinko = indian meme killed my interest in them. Same for ocelomeh. I hope they're snow variant with European culture somewhere.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549069
Pajinkos aren't everything. Siberian Jinko is a popular option.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549069
>ocelomeh
they're supposed to be central american
latina
not indian

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549069
Jinkos would have a wide ranging habitat and Ocelomeh... well there is evidence that their habitat used to be almost as wide ranging as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548376
Fucking lol, as if people care that much to do something like that to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549101
I know anon but it's the same issue, I don't like central American culture
>>44549098
>>44549104
I hope so but their profile is really center around the current depicted habitat. That's why I focus more on werecat, their lack of define root allow me to imagine what ever I want without feeling like a cheater.
Chesh and neko are cool since I like their roots

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549039
I'm so sorry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549121
Ocelomeh could also be American southwest and Jinko could be Central Asian or another culture. Though I understand the issues if the profile itself doesn't appeal too you.
That said Jinko culture itself isn't very well defined is it? Its just 'cats with restraint until they get a husband during their mating season'

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548876
>be anon unlucky enough to be isekai'd deep in some Order-controlled shithole, need to gather a large sum of money to travel somewhere closer to mamono
>decide to make easy money trading slaves
>buy a bunch of cages from the local blacksmith
>the next day anon wakes up, all cages somehow have high class mamono bound and gagged inside
>and they are all middle-aged

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549039
You should fix that, I hear the succ marriage counselor is offering a 2 for 1 deal on mana corruption

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549180
Most mamano culture in MGE isn’t well defined unless you look at the supplemental materials.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547592
My favorite

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549069
I wouldn't say it's killed my interest but desperate indian men speaking broken English really is the last thing you'd think anybody would want associated with a cute monster girl.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549180
Yes but I'm a little bit autistic/retarded on that kind of things. If the profile (or even thread canon/même) says something and I don't like it, I will dislike the Mamono even if I know that it's a general description and exceptions are a thing. Best example are batcats, I love the design but hate their personality. Easy solution, imagine a batcat with the personality but my brain says no, it's impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549257
Please redeem the jinko wife card, sir

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549180
Did you know that !notRussia has Jinkos?
>Northern White !notSiberian Jinkos have cleaner streets

[Anonymous No.]

DESIGNATED
RAPING
STREETS

[Anonymous No.]

I'd let a chesh vore my balls

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549289
>Siberian Madame Jinko who’s thicker than a snickers against cold weather
>Speaks entirely in Russian
>You can’t understand a word she says but she seems to love you anyway

[Anonymous No.]

jinkostepsonlego.webm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44547921
Need to Cntl-Alt-Del your Automaton waifu to rester to factory default and Log-on as NewMaster1.0
>for User ID press both nipples for left and right thumbprints and press the womb-button for DNA-Sample simultaneously
>needs to use more than 2 hands

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549281
Can't imagine how women feel if the idea of a 10/10 monster girl speaking like that is still repulsive. On the DotR, india will surely be the great mamono-free bastion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549483
>India
you know they have a massive demographic miss match right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549272
Try being less retarded, it can only help.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549519
Anon is too autistic to notice the irony. I’m expecting Deus bullshit memes any second now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549257
>Go onto !notIndian Jinko forum
>Set your username as:
> " Bob SanVagene "
>your inbox hits image-limit faster than a street-cart curry hits the designated street

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549447
Reminder that you are not safe from virtual waif or succuvirus

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549519
No, I did not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549257
Desperate men and monstergirls going together?! What a twist! The irony of this place always amazes me.

[Anonymous No.]

I just realized boat oni and bogeys have more or less the same appeal...
No wonder I want to be squished

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549615
This is why Anon lives off the grid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549519
[Off thread irl] There are a lot more Indian Anons as they tend to only keep male children, hence their online 'SendB&V' desperation.
Post-portals they will presumably get a lot of Zombie-waifus.
The change in smell will be an improvement.
Or a lot of them will be qualified to Alp.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549710
God help us if they work together. Bogey lures you in for cuddle time. You lay down on her. Seaport sneaks in and lays on top of you. Now you're burried in the soft cuddles with no hope of escape.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549615
Can someone link that succuvirus story? I just remembered that I never finished it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549800
>post-portals pajeet Alps harassing you for your dick pics
oh god

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548888
Digits confirm,
>Anon comes home to find his Kiki standing at his desk and is 'cleaning' his browser history and saved images
>Kiki stays leaning over Anon's computer desk
>just lifts the back of her skirts....
>
>Anon didn't bother using his computer for weeks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549837
That one?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48163936

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548953
>obedient Kiki complies, squats over Anon's chest...
> [details redacted]
>Kiki compulsively cleans Anon's chest until his chest-hair is polished off and his skin is glowing red
>>hope it was worth it, KrautAnon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549855
>Thirsty Alps in broken English demanding cock and ball pictures

[Anonymous No.]

Why would Indian dudes want Jinkos when getting literally eaten by a tiger is a local problem? That and evil monkeys taking over cities.

[Anonymous No.]

>accidentally step on brazilian wandering spider girl's leg
>she bites you by instinct
Oh no

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549897
She's been using it more than me lately.

[Anonymous No.]

succs are the most common monster for a man to be married to, right?
I dont mean most numerous, thatd be devil bug, but they form harems which account for their increased number.
Odds are, if you are average person, you will get succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550080
Combined with mamonobanana... this boner is gonna last for a week at least.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550102
>you will get succ
That's great. Do they come in blue though? I like blue skin.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550113
>she insists that she must take responsibility for her blunder
>anon is not going to leave her burrow for the next week
>or several

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550156
>Monsters try copying succubus blandness charm
>Oh I'm not a demon. I'm a blue succ
>Oni? Me? Nah, I'm a greater red succ
>Im not a Slime. I'm a liquid phase succ
>A lilim I am not! I'm an empress flying dork succ!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549525
If only it was that simple.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550196
>That blue succ that moved next door is cute as fuck. But it's weird that she keeps asking for my autograph, even though I keep telling her I'm not famous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550082
I would bully my Kiki maid relentlessly if I ever catch her shlicking to handholding. By the time I'm done with her she will want to beg for release, but her Kiki instincts will prevent her from speaking up. The perfect crime.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry Monsters but you wouldn't want to marry me. I'm a pitiful drinker who abuses alcohol and I would be a bad father who doesn't watch his kids. Steer clear of me, I can't be fixed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44549710
I wouldn't be surprised if KC said he took inspiration from her design.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550196
>blandness
How can you say that, fellow human. Succubi are not bland, they are the epitome of monstergirl charm. They are the blueprint, and it's thanks to them that we were blessed with mamono. All humans should be thankful to succubi, and reward them with plenty of love and sex. And by rubbing the base of their horns and tail, I heard they love that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550262
Oni can make you a family man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548467
I was making it as a more general statement because just like everything else in life NTR, Furry, and Gore fags have to ruin everything people enjoy. They already poked the bear once with the pikefag from MGU/MGR/Whatever the fuck. Then Kirby made himself a bigger target than a lonely white woman traveling the streets of Detroit at night with outing Wightfag. Combine that with nip NTRfags constantly bullshitting at KC and we get to the logical conclusion; Everything paywalled, DMCAs going out like cars at Oprah, and a bunch of wannabe jannies doing it for free like some kind of porn NSA monitoring nearly every community 24/7 for wrongthink.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550311
Succs are like the flat tits of the monster world. What matters is their personalities, and you should love them in all sizes anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

Succubi seem like the type to self segregate and classify themselves in very arbitrary groups to make themselves distinct
>I'm not just any succ, my horns do a double hoop, see? That makes me an extra super duper special succ

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550262
I agree with this anon, I'm also violent and can't express myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550262
Oni bait
Satyr bait
Kiki bait
Pick your poison

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550370
I'm not sure I like the simile, but I agree with the conclusion.
>>44550384
Every succ is like a snowflake, anon. Unique and deserving of love.

[Anonymous No.]

I am useless
I am worthless
I cannot be corrected
I can only bring monsters misery

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550406
shog bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550435
I don't like slimes...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550451
You WILL get your eldrich slime waifu.
You WILL be fixed by her.
You WILL be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550406
Bogey bait

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550451
Yeah yeah, we'll see how long you can keep that up

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550406
Bogey bait. You will be snugglewumped. You will be cared for. You will be loved and corrected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550482
Noooooooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550477
Hey, if that guy is not taking the Shog then I will. I will pretend to be retarded and not notice her going clearly yandere for me. That's the fate of every shog master.

[Anonymous No.]

Get outside of my walls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550750
That's what she wanted to hear!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44548330
expected. lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550361
>Everything paywalled, DMCAs going out like cars at Oprah, and a bunch of wannabe jannies doing it for free like some kind of porn NSA monitoring nearly every community 24/7 for wrongthink.
The paywall bullshit paired with DMCA stasi completely fucks with the community, Phoenix has just 10 images in the fan art gallery and Malef of course still has none after half a year, at least on public websites. Remember how fun Pyrow release was? all the talk and waiting for first fan art to appear, people still talk about them all the time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44550868
Well, you're perfectly able to pay up and talk about it on the patreon?

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>>44550868
I wish I knew what exactly is going on because I can't make sense of it and I no longer have hope for Malef fan art. Shame we can't complain about the situation without some subhumans latching onto it.

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>>44550903
There are whole 20 comments on malef and dragonnewt each, this is just fucking sad. Whoever keeps leading KC to fight his own fetish autism crusade clearly doesn't give a single fuck about MGE.

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>>44550979
He says it's purely himself but I doubt it.

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>>44550102
Succs are the vanilla default if Anon doesnt have any set preferences.
They are numerous as they were the basic soldiers of the Old DLs Army.

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>>44551028
No way, yesterday schizo mick was whining about even capybara getting DMCA correction.
I looked it up and the pseudo /trash/ board there got only like 800 posts over almost a year and STILL it had someone monitoring it for heresy.

Fucking insanity, no chance KC himself knew about the existence of that place.

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>blah blah blah dcma
Not my problem. I have less than zero sympathy for mick and the rest of the NTRannies

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>>44551028
It's legitimately puuyo, he admitted in the wiki discord to sending fetish art to KC. He tried to laugh off /h/ giving him shit but ended up privating his account while crying about being under attack.
Now it seems he's quitting porn and tweeting about finding jesus. I don't buy it though considering he's still a mod for the wiki, feels like he realized that doing it for free was causing him trouble and wants to mitigate the hate he gets.
Just remember that when KC says no one is making him do it, that's a lie and the person sending him stuff admits to it.

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Let's talk about THE most forgotten monster. Even more than lamp... Lesser succ!

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>>44550750
If it’s one thing you do is never tell the rats to get out of your walls. That’s how you get a Shoggoth infestation, Lana.

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>>44551122
who?

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>>44551122

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>>44550951
>Shame we can't complain about the situation without some subhumans latching onto it.
Case in point, Mick full speed rectal bleeding in the thread right now, trying to convince us that the baphofags he has an autistic grudge against are behind everything for the 1000th time.