Monster Girl Thread

[Anonymous No.]

Hats off?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44524079
hatter thread
i desire for big booty hatter momster gf

[Anonymous No.]

I curse this thread with the might of fox burgers

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524092
I do enjoy thicker mushrooms with my meals.

[Anonymous No.]

The owls are not what they seem

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[Anonymous No.]

latin american kiki

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524096
Burgers, out of poor senko??

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524092
>>44524108
>tfw ywn have a thick hatter momster that loves messing with you by using her massive ass to tease you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524092
fpbp

[Anonymous No.]

hellwan love

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524092
!

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>>44524131
Its what I both need and expect from my mushrooms.

>>44524145
This is the sort of figure i need on my hatter.
Also why I'm going to head to wonderland.

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>>44524130
Domestic maidos are protesting lax border security allowing a flood of illegal latin american maidos into threads who will work longer hours for less mana.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524205
>Less mana
So they say...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524205
maybe they should go outside and get a man?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524118
Yeah, they might seem quite and dignified but then on your honeymoon night you find out you married a screech owl.

[Anonymous No.]

>tail vore

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524145
imagine the bounce of those cheeks while she walks....

[Anonymous No.]

Apophis is a good girl and will not try to bite you, unless you interact with her in any way.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524289
Of course she might also go out of her to talk to you if you ignore her, you know, to be nice.
Of course this also means you're interacting with her...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524289
pov you said hi to her at the water cooler

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44524310
flavor holes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524326
That is probably the most low quality image I’ve seen on here.

[Anonymous No.]

shroom mommy milkies....

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524357
I fucked it up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524363
That really bing bing 1 ups my wahoos.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy unwedding day

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524289
Okay, I will avoid her. She's out of my league anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

Is there any Don Quixote esque fanfic for MGE out there?

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>>44524390
Hebi doesn’t like your stupid jokes, you’re playing with fire Anon.

[Anonymous No.]

Wonderland is too silly and I'll be leaving immediately

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44524479
u sure?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524289
Well I don't want to speak to her now.

[Anonymous No.]

10k words on my hatter/ocelomeh/sahuagin fic. Happy to see a hatter thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524547
didn't ask, lol.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524547
i do care, whats the plot without spoilers?

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>>44524501
Absolutely. Just look at that she can't even wear pants correctly!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524363
>disgusting size
>human woman
Well, this is terrible. I can already tell this is going to be a shitty thread where anons spam human women in hats.

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>>44524581

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>>44524585
fuck off mge faggot, nobody gives a shit about those crappy designs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524594
it seems you do care tho with your demeanor

[Anonymous No.]

My favorite region is Zipangu and no ammount of Asshatter will change that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524604
Monster girls?

[Anonymous No.]

Schizo is on the run again? It's mofu time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524605
k, here u go

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524581
>>44524594
>Mick being this bootyblasted
Don't you think it's time to kill yourself already?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524611
his nickname "schizo mick" is well deserved after all

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44524627
>>44524626
>seething this hard
get over it, jesus.

[Anonymous No.]

Smug kejourou shortstacks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524570

Some years after Portals open, guy who really likes nature gets permission to explore wilderness in demon realms. Catch is he has to get 2 tour guide to escort him, an eccentric technophile hatter and an honourable, but ruthless ocelomeh. Hes not happy about being babysat, and was luck would have it, they both really enjoy hunting.

Consequently, they make a game out of it. They allow him to go off on his own, but will be hunting him with a days head start. Cue him getting his feet wet in wacky demon realm nature, including a mostly mute sahuagin.

tldr earth guy gets hunted by monsters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524635
You're the one who threw a tantrum when someone posted a monster girl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524594
>>44524635
least obvious false flagger

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524652
No monster girl has been posted. We have standards here, take your cosplay somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524605
What if we put a shiitake matango into a dress suit?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524660
shiitake hatter or truffle hatter?

[Anonymous No.]

Ye ye okay we all had our turn laughing at mick, now go back to posting monster girls and let him rot with his obsessions

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524652
that aint a monster >>44524363
thats just a girl in a hat.
>muh hatter
hatters have distinct mushroom like hats, that hat is not mushroom like.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524637
My smug, small but big wife.
Hair bra is a must.

[Anonymous No.]

post fat assed monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524664
The "kejourou" art is pushing it too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524605
That's my favorite region too. It has lots of great monster girls

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44524663
Deploy the Bogeys.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524617
Kogasa!?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524662
Portabello
Need my big shroom.

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>>44524638
>earth guy gets hunted by monsters.
I love settings where monstergirls hunt their would to be husbands for sport(and pleasure) Lying traps that fuck with his mind or senses, toying with him, letting him escape when it would seem he doesnt have an out, wearing him out until he colapses in exhaustion and they slowly, sensually aproach him, swaying their hips seductively in a victory stroll towards their well earned prize.

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>>44524663
here you go, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524691
My beautiful children

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524637
Imagine that Kej except flat chest

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>>44524675
Hair bra is why they never feel the need to buy any normal ones. They could make you grope them from behind and carry you, making your hands into a "bra"

[Anonymous No.]

I have a mighty need

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>>44524702
so how would be she? tall and meaty with a massive hat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524721
Or a tall and flat kej

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>>44524728
>Always has a few strands of hair wrapped around her chest.
>Has actually practiced making designs with them to 'show off' her chest.
>Then there's the one Anon basically getting Kidnapped by a kej, wrapped up in her hair with his hands pinned to her chest as she walks along.
Truly they are creatures of elegance.

>>44524736
Reaching into the 7ft range, exceptionally meaty, and with a wide, sunhat style hat.
Or maybe just an overly large tophat.

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>>44524594
>>44524635

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>>44524761
Sometimes I wonder what it takes for someone to replace reality with something of their own design.

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Time goes by slowly

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44524706
Well, even with a days head start he's going to have a tough time. If getting hunted down by THE hunter monster isnt enough, then also being perused by what is essentially clayton but a madhatter and a sahuagin who hasnt seen a man besides her dad in her her life, certainly will be. I hope to have it done before october.

[Anonymous No.]

So how do you think MGs deal with human criminals/thugs/shitheels

Do they just throw them into the nearest Zombie/Devil Bug pit or do they hand them off to Mindflayers with a real “I can fix him” itch?

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>>44524761
What other series would replace it anyways, that the majority of all the other monster girl franchises out there are really bad or just generic isekai shit that aren’t really monster girl settings at all.

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>>44524831
There are a few options
"I can fix him"
Flayer mind rewriting
Ignored and forgotten

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524831
Execution in worst case

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524831
Undesirables get thrown into the matango pits.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524758
I don't think it would be as spectacular. Small, flat and bottom heavy is the maximum sex body type.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524859
“Mushroom Men” music plays.
https://youtu.be/BovgCknGwo4?si=_wuUxCNgvL1U62Bt

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Speaking of writing, it's gonna take me ages to get to this one, but I want some opinions on one aspect of the concept I have. Guy has a (mostly) one species harem that can be potentially pretty numerous. I have two options:
>large number of girls, mostly treated as a collective, might have a more defined "leader"
>small number of girls, all named and with distinct personalities
What do you think would work better?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44524886
latter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524832
Reviweers
mgq
everyday life
I'd go further to say what won't replace it because it's a shitty non setting.

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>>44524205
In the hugboxx of mge: the Meido Academy would have an inexpensive (practical) entrance exam. Passing it is a guaranteed scholarship. The exam is so hard that only natural meido species can pass it on the first attempt. Yeah, it’s a bit racist, but the exam is affordable.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524914
Just remove the first five lines and you are onto a winner. We can beat this together, friends.

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>>44524832
Do not try to understand the damaged mind, lest you want to damage your own in the process

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>>44524886
Some monsters like khepri are designed for this, so I would go with 2 or 3 named and the rest npc backfill.
More distinct characters you have, the harder scenes become to write.
Any MG you had in mind?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524638
This sounds good. Exploration, odd couples, sociopathomehs, playful hunting…where can I read it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524947
Ao3
I havent posted anything yet. I usually just release everything at once, but was thinking of doing this one in batches.

[Anonymous No.]

I thought angels were pure.

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>>44524886
Its always the second option. Even if you end up choosing the second, you either end up writing a small subset of girls more, or end up writing a series of one night stands. Characters talking and interacting takes both time to read and time in story, so it ends up being confusing
There is also the problem of making characters distinct, and the more characters you write the more they end up overlapping.

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>>44524936
oh god, don't tell him to write mgeshit. Make a fun setting full of adventure and risk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524832
>Monster Musume No Iru Nichijou
Not really viable because despite the world moving on from Darling and his harem with multiple romances, there's still monster boys operating in the background/out of sight.

>Monster Musume No Oisha-san
See above.

>Ishuzoku Reviewers
It's literally a series based around the idea of a sexually liberated society where monster pussy is available whenever you want... for a price. Probably the closest thing to what Anons could feasibly go for, but once again, the existence of monster boys is a deal breaker for plenty of people.

>Monster Girl Quest aka MGQ
Snuff, Plantsect Village, Lack of option to ferociously breed Ilias.

>Centaur no Nayami
Not even really monsters in the traditional sense, actual dystopian society, 'monster' males.

>Modern MoGal! by Han
Furries and monster boys.

>Hitomi-Sensei
Do not.

So yes, for a majority of the Anons here the best options are either MGE or Ishuzoku Reviewers depending on how anal retentive and banal you are about 'Traditional western values'. Guess you might as well homebrew your own stuff or learn to cope. Not your mom.

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>>44524936
>Any MG you had in mind?
Devil Bug. If it helps with the choice of the approach, I don't plan on including sex scenes, and thought they could occasionally serve as comic relief.

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>>44524994
>there's still monster boy
You know mge has male elves and dwarves, right? Most everything else applies. You might be slow or swallowed too much thread bullshit.

Because elves and dwarf monsterboys are the tip of the iceberg of nasty mge stuff.

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>>44524972
Once MGs start claiming boys left and right, (you)r guardian angel is going to make sure those whores can't lay a finger on you.

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>>44524759
Never letting you see more than what they allow no matter the angle. Their kimono slips a little too much? Nope, even then.

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>>44525007
Elves and dwarves aren't monsters...? They only exist in the lore, anyway, and if you can't self-insert as an elf or w/e you're hopeless.

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>>44525007
>Male Dwarfs and Elves
They are so far in the decline that they're easily borderline extinct or far below replacement population levels, especially with more and more of their women monsterizing as time goes on. I brought them up in EMG because Centaurs still use humans as male baiters for what is essentially horse breeding due to the Males of the Species being so lunk headed and stupid it's the only way to get it to work.

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>>44525010
I can already hear the smug "Uf-fufufu" as she lets it slip just to snatch away your dreams that she's wearing nothings.
Smug shortstack.

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>>44525006
>devil bug
>no sex scenes
Mind elaborating as to what the concept of the story would be?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525022
>Elves and dwarves aren't monsters.
I mean... yeah they are? Elves are probably the most common monster girls around. Dwarves, sadly, are not.

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Stop arguing with the Mick's schizo posts, just tell him to kys and report.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525028
Gentle kej shortstack is fine too

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>>44525047
>Dwarves, sadly, are not.
Probably because the MGE interpretation of dwarves is foul.

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>>44525049
It's like fucking enslaved anon all over again, how did people not learn anything since then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525049
How about no.

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>>44525070
Feeding the trolls is the one ancient tradition on the internet that will never die.

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>>44524638
Druella won’t tell you this but the tentacle forests are public territory, you can just walk into them yourself

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>>44524092
There's nothing monstrous about her

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>>44525006
If you want to use devil bug, then I say go for it. They've got fuck all content.
You written anything before?

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>>44525083
>those thinner tentacles below
uh oh

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>>44525055
Oh god. the MGE dwarf girl is the worst thing.

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>>44525083
Ah, the plant I'm most ashamed to admit liking.

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>>44525083
I like my butthole very much unmolested so I avoid those kinda forests like the plague.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524927
>4 sentences
>says remove 5
Where do you want the -1th line, dyscalculia friendo?

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>>44525047
Only one type of Dwarf will remain surpreme.

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>>44525128
You may not like it, but this is what peak femdom looks like.

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>>44525128
>niggerlips
I pass.

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>>44525091
She’s a living hentai trope in MG form, compromises must be made

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>>44525128
>dick vacuum lips
I smash.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525128
>big lips
i dont care since shes a midget

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>>44525041
Without giving away much: dude lives with his Devil Bug harem and one other monster girlfriend. That other monster gf has the opportunity to move somewhere else with her bf and they take the Devil Bugs with them, hijinks ensue.
>>44525090
>You written anything before?
Yeah, my last story was that one about Manticore in the mountains. I do want to finish something else first though and I have no idea when I'll manage to do that.

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>>44525174
But consider the standing blowjobs.

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>>44525176
If it's you dothog I'm sure it'll be good. Your lich story is still one of my favourites.

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>>44525193
i like when the girl needs to pick up to give me a standing blowjob

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>>44525176
I didn't like your writing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525176
It sounds like the Devil bugs are more of a comedy relief than a group of characters, so you might get away wth having more than usual. Sounds like they are just an infestation anon and his gf couldn't get rid of.

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>>44525105
You might like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525223
No. I don't. I tried with a curious finger in the shower ages ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524677
Fat cats.

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>>44525053
Also true, a deredere wife with huge tits and a gentle persuasion would be fantastic to come home to.

[Anonymous No.]

>you're driving down an empty highway when the portal opens ahead of you
>you don't have time to slow down, but nothing immediately bad happens when you pass through
>you emerge on a different road, somewhere in a vast desert
>the portal collapses, and moments later a massive sandworm emerges behind you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524092
>>44524139
>>44524145
I want to fill up her rectum like a balloon with my seed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524310
>>44524342
Yeah they’re great. Normal apples are bland and unarousing in comparison. I really have to find out where she gets them. I love those apples. I would cOmmiT ReGicidE UsING A ChiLdReN’s CaRD GaME for those flavor hole apples. Urgh. Sorry I get hangry urges and feelings sometimes: the urge to subvert monarchist societies, immunity to verbal cognito-pleasure commands, the flavor shakes, a growing desire to be a henchman. Y’know, the usual.

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>>44524677

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>>44525229
That's like going to taco bell and deciding you don't like mexican food. This isn't the place for that sort of discussion but you may have a very different experience if you actually put some effort in, use some damn lube, and do the barest amount of research.
>>44525091
Oh yes. Tentacle girls are amazing, but I'm not huge on plant girls.

[Anonymous No.]

niggers talk they don´t like MGE but most of the girls they like came from there, besides why you hate the series that made people like this "hobbie" in first place?, if you don´t like it make your own monster girls and your own thread for "elitists" or some shit like that and leave us alone?

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>>44524677

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>>44524581
nigga be honest at least, most of the monster girls are just woman with some features, some more visible than others

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525285
>niggers
How new are you? We have ONE mentally ill irish shitposter on his schizo crusade against KC and MGE for an absurdly petty reason.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525312
sorry the heat of the moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525312
petty and petit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525223
>>44525284
Faggotry doesn't belong here

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525284
The anus is an exit, not an entrance.

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>>44525304
Seems like a you issue.

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>>44525329
post the full thing you coward.

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>>44525343
You do you. Avoid the tentacle forest if you're not into it. Seems like a hot date with the waifu to me though.

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>>44525194
Yep, that's me. Glad you liked it!
>>44525217
>Sounds like they are just an infestation anon and his gf couldn't get rid of.
That's one way to put it. I think I'll probably do it the way Anon suggested with his Khepri example. Thanks to Anons who answered!

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>>44525285
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about.

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>>44525346
The one who says that she is just a normal woman is you, I can see that she is a fungus and she has mold growing as part of her body, But since you're a neet who doesn't leave his room, I'm sure your eyes hardly work.

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>>44525324
"Never do anything in anger, for you will do everything wrong." - I don't know who said I just read in the main menu for Dawn of War
On that note what monster girl would be most willing to play old ass RTS's with me? I'd guess a hag but they probably can't operate a computer and I imagine more "modern" monsters would be more inclined to play games other people actually play.

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>>44525389
sorry i hate mick and NTRcucks thats all

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525412
>https://litter.catbox.moe/endvud.png
Hate all you want, it doesn't matter.

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>>44525409
thanks for the tip man have a nice day btw gremlins would gladly do that

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525409
I have no idea how I managed to miss every "it" in my sentence

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>>44525390
In some places the normal women do have mold growing on their bodies.

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>>44525425
Did somebody say Gremlin?

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>>44525329
How does she do it? One Bapho makes homos and cucks seethe so hard that it could power a city.

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>>44525432
Don't be mean to dryads, its moss not mold.

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>>44525450
i can sound like a faggot but i don´t like baphos, i don´t likes lolis at all, at least in the sexual sense in the aesthetic sense they seem beautiful to me

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>>44525450
Beer? Come back with Gin or Rum then we'll talk.

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weeb dragon

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>>44525357
why do you want to see it

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>>44524677

[Anonymous No.]

Post powerful hags

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>>44525507
Because it's not real. We know.

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>>44525526

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>>44525533
Very powerful

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>>44525526

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>>44525531
You can find it in the reference link from here, its in one of the folders https://skeb.jp/@nean_GOWLD/works/26

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525494
GOJIRA

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>>44525533
Almost too powerful

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>>44525526

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>>44525412
Mick is a literal non-issue and the only way to solve NTR is to either use a pneumatic cattle gun, preferably applied to the nape of the neck, or don't kick the hornet's nest because they're basically the furries of the "normie" porn community and will get loud and obnoxious if disturbed. Or just be dramatic and use aerosolized poisons similar to how the Imperium of Man most successfully deals with the Tyranids.

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>>44525533
>queen of some generic elf kingdom
>live for like 30000000000000 years
>venus figure
>no man has touched you in your life
>even your nerdy secretary has a husband
>see that a brigade of knights of the order is going to attack your kingdom
>at this point you let them through just to rape the youngest of their recruits

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>>44525083
>>44525103
No shame needed. She’s sweet pliable and touch-shy with a guy. For all non-tentacle women she is a fucking Daily Dose(tm) waiting to happen. She is, as the kids say, gangsta. She’ll fizuck up a bitch’s shiznit something awful. She might as well be a MGE gat. Being a Tentacle’s man means getting instant respekt no matter the monster.
>>44525105
The profile implies she won’t probe men unless they literally ask for it. Women, however, get put through the wringer mad hard, and with very little effort from Tentacle-chan.

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>>44525547
lmao, another schizo theory dead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525580
Which schizo theory was this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525545
She's so proud.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525526

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>>44525580
The other theory is that puuyo falseflagged to get art from KC, but this isn't true. Neither is the claim that he will get more art each time he is harassed, he had a meltdown in discord the first time it happened and doesn't want it to happen again.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm more interested in monster child bearing hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525589
That he was lying he got the drawing from KC and it was actually AI generated, also cropped to hide the AI fucking up the body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525626
Cool. Now draw hopefully KC draws a cait sith some haste.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525533
I swear every time this elf is posted, I get a little close to considering them. Especially the version with text about the elf villages becoming a honey trap for adventurers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525653
>spoiler
I need this image

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525653
I too would like to see this

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525619
>>44525626
Cool, now maybe retards can finally let the fucking drama die instead of dragging it out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525653
embrace the tsundere brats and the OLD hags anon make elfs zoophiles by mating with a inferior species

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>>44525680
But the drama was playing internet janny and the twitter thing, not the drawing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524732
to breed?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525692
if you are going to fight do it in the other thread

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>>44525692
Don't care take it to Shitcord and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

the mofu

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>>44525006
You had me at Devil Bugs. I’ll read it, if you write it.
>>44524959
Everyone likes completed works but I won’t say no to batches. Give us a name, why don’t ya?

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>>44525736
>thinks I use discord
no.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525533
look at that wingless angel!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525744
Dogfaced. When I publish something, I'll link it here.
https://archiveofourown.org/users/Legend_of_the_dog_faced_woman/works

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>>44525792
write a cait sith story.

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>>44525664
>>44525670

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>>44525264
I stomp on the gas and pop my Heavy Metal cassette in the tape drive, in the greatest car chase of my life
IT'S YOUR ONE WAY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT
CALL IT HEAVY METAL

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>>44525792
Cool and thank you, I couldn’t ask for more.
>>44525838
This is why people tell you to fuck off. I’ll suggest you write it yourself instead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525873
Is it possible to drive without rhythm? Sandworms are okay, but if I'm getting MGE'd, I'd at least like a chance at something else.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525898
I think I forced out about 3k words of one before giving up, I just wasn't feeling it.
>This is why
Swing and a miss.

[Anonymous No.]

Umm anons, you wouldn't actually TOUCH the cow, right? You know it's dangerous to do that, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525927
cows are meaty and made for sex

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525927
Surrender that thing, your milk. For my morning cereal.

[Anonymous No.]

I need correction.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525927
Cow tipping is fun. If they didn't want it to happen they wouldn't be so defenseless while sleeping

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525917
Costanzaface.png
If you can call *that* a swing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525927
But she said it was totally chill. I touched her horn though, she didn't seem to like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525927
Why not do it now?
>>44525945
Ask your Haku classmate nicely, she'll gladly help you with any mistakes you've made.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525974
>Ask your Haku classmate nicely, she'll gladly help you with any mistakes you've made.
Bro I'm a depressed, alcoholic wizard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525974
I bet her house is a hot sloppy mess of paperwork.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525927
Pffff. What could possibly be dangerous about tha

[Anonymous No.]

How does bacchus feel about drugs?
Or do they come under the jurisdiction of the great wonderworm in the sky?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525978
That's also the kind of mistake that a youthful gyaru Hakutaku could help fixing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526000
Probably unlikely. Unless she would speak to me while I get groceries.

[Anonymous No.]

New magical realm dropped

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526031
This is cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525680
The mick still draws breath so no. It doesn't stop until he dies like his ancestors did in the famine.
No Wisp will be there to take him either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526031
>Hossass
I have complicated feelings on how they delivered it, but there is plenty of Asstoria on the cover. What is this anyway?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526031
Looks like some painfully generic western shit
>/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526082
just a ttrpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525987
I will ‘go out on a limb’ and suggest that Bacchus approves of drugs — if used for charity, friendship, and non-date raep. The Wonderworm is a good idea, like a popular helper ie Black Peter and Rudolf.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525927
i wish for cow hag

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526115
Just marry the gyaru now and wait. You can't lose.

[Anonymous No.]

Always remember—if you encounter a monster in the wild, just play dead! Works every time.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526115
what is this cow doing!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525974
>Fun fact: hakutaku milk helps you learn better!
>How does that work, haku-chan?
>I-I can read your textbook to you while you s-suck my breasts...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526130
>see a massive, scarred, muscle-bound Salamander approaching you
>try to play dead in desperation
>she takes notice
>"What the hell, I was trying to look intimidating and this guy just went to take a nap when he saw me? Holy shit, he must be really powerful!"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525927
>"A gyaru! A gyaru! My kingdom for a gyaru! my kingdom for a gyaru!"
>t. Richard III before being smothered to Death by oni in lepard pelts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNJPpGnHp3w

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526126
no imma get her single aunt
>>44526158
>tfw this will never happen to you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526158
Based and vegan-friendly!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526164
Not bad, still better in the original Klingon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526164
>jokingly say this as you walk out of your apartment to go to work
>suddenly ever girl in the building is a blonde when you comeback

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525987
Likely ambivalent or doesn't care. Keep in mind that in certain parts of Ancient Greece, the poppy, from which opium is made and was used/abused by Romans and Greeks was most commonly associated with Persephone's mother Demeter.

Dionysus/Bacchus was more about drunken revelry, madness, bountiful harvests and getting absolutely shitfaced.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526207
>>44526164
"I have put my life upon a cast and will stand the hazard of a die"
Is a really badass line ngl

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525742
>Only-fox harem
Oh no, they discovered my weakness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526031
cute harpy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526115
More loli cows for me then

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526214
Yeah, drugs beyond alcohol are more kesaran/wonderworm territory (and maybe a few trolls that grow dank stuff)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525917
You want a Cait Sith story go ask about it in a furry writefaggotry thread, not here. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526214
>>44525987
>>44526108

>Go to Bacchus priest and ask this question
>Expect her to bust out a book or some theological debate transcipt
>Nope
>Looks to sky
>Hey Bacchus!
>...
>SUP!
>How do you feel about speed
>...
>HOLY SHIT
>GIVE ME A MINUTE.
>LET ME JUST REMOVE THE COMEDOWN
>HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.]

Monstergirls are EVIL! Don't trust them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526208
Need to stroke that chitin

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526161
>tfw she realizes she must go ALL OUT in this ULTIMATE BATTLE of DESTASITY(sic)
>she body checks you so hard that it leaves a crater
>both of you wake up in the hospital half a week later
>she awkwardly tips back a energy drink with her cast-covered arm
>she asks “w-was it good for you too?”

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526280
This is the monster girl thread, same thing.

[puuyo No.]

>>44525619
puuyo got art one time and we just proved that. That means that if he gets harassed he'll get more. so you point is invalid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526316
No puuyo that's not a login form nooooooooo.

[puuyo No.]

>>44526316
so please make my day bro. please do it again bro. I really want more kc art.

[puuyo No.]

mick also kill yourself. I'm tired of getting dm's from retards about you acting a fool on 4reddit. I hate this website. I don't want to visit this place, but its constant drama with your retards. FUCK OFF

[puuyo No.]

And what's really laughable is how much I get blammed for all this shit.

You guys realize that there are other people (I know this hard for sub 80 iq morons)

That talk with KC besides me right?
There are 5 btw. incase you can't do the math. So please continue to blame me for everything you obsessively stalk everything I do..

I feel like I owe every one of your mother's child support. Because I've become your father at this point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526227
Fair and realistic. Personally I prefer: cry havoc and let slip the pitbull to maul a child. 4chan, it ruins lives and quotes! I should quote Hamlet’s line about casting away memory for revenge…but I can’t remember it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526154
She wants in, anon. To give you her milk

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526316
>>44526330
>>44526342
>>44526356
>Falseflagging this hard
Jesus Christ just fuck off already.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526365
ni hao.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526316
>That means that if he gets harassed he'll get more
Untrue, this would encourage him to be more provocative and falseflag for more free art but instead claims this to discourage others from bullying him

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526356
I give no fucks about and don’t track netdrama. Probably the same for most. Just move the fuck on, and talk about something else, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526304
>>44526316
>>44526324
>>44526330
>>44526342
>>44526356
>>44526370
>>44526382
Fuck off mick, go shit up /trash/ with the other gay furry blackedcucks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526260
Fun fact, loli cows are the only way to get milk made in Sabbath lands.
Goats don't make enough milk to support the industry there.

[Anonymous No.]

My feelings on dormice have increased a lot
Though making sure they sleep soundly when you go to work seems a bit worrying

[Anonymous No.]

Pharaoh after she told anon to go fuck himself!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526406
Just buy a heated body pillow and cover it in your scent. She'll be fine. Alternatively, take her to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526406
If an artist shows up I'd love a dormouse dressed as Snow white or sleeping beauty

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526168
How does he draw them so soft...

[Anonymous No.]

Fun fact, Gremlins are who you go to if you want mechanical mishaps.
Dark Mages or Liches are who you go to if you want to see potion based mayhem.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526415
And he immediately stripped off and started jacking off inches away from her face? Because that seems like the sensible thing to do.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526399
the "ha ha I accidentally put my name in" false flag is nearly as old as imageboards itself, is the swarthy argentine out of ideas?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526396
They can't or won't move on because past the whole debacle with Wightfag or The Mick™, they're not even remotely relevant to the 4chan sub-community for MGE. But you know, instead of staying in their own fucking lanes or communities ( Like Mick on /vg/ ), people have to come in here and shit up the place when a vast majority of anons just want to vibe and talk about monster girls. It doesn't help that the most vocally autistic of the bunkerschizos almost immediately out themselves by posturing with a superiority complex while preferring either Discord or the hollowed out corpse of Hotwheelschan run by a dude who believes in sun demons possessing people rather than, once again, just vibing.

But enough about that. Have a Yuki-Onna who lactates frozen yoghurt to cool you off on these annoyingly hot summer days.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526456
Always an argument over the jurisdiction of alchemy and material science between gremlins, dark mages and dwarves.

[Anonymous No.]

The sign signifies trust and safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526494
I'm a bit sick of you acting all high and mighty and trying to shift blame to your favorite scapegoat (a completely different imageboard) while writing big fucking screeds about how little you care about them, good fucking lord get a grip

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526535
Yes, you can trust that you will be raped and your sperm will be escorted to her waiting ovum in safety.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526494
/vg/ told me to come here to talk about cait sith because it is not part of a monster girl game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526532
There's a lot of issues going on in the fields of science because of it.
Granted, its not like many people expect a lich to be performing mechanical science or a dwarf to know magical rituals.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526494
Yup, the Internet’s still full of crazy. Used to be (most) folks were polite enough not to ‘cross the streams’, but here we are.
>Sun demons
Lol no.
>Litch frogurt
Aw yiss. There’s a lot of lactation stuff lately. Oxytocin thirst, I reckon.

[Anonymous No.]

Smile with slimes.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

american dryad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526547
>Acting all high and mighty
Ah yes, because it's totally a fun time when people likely not from these threads comes in, spews liquid diarrhea about how none of the Anons here will ever affect 'the people who actually matter'. Give you balls a tug and sod off.

>>44526560
There's a pretty good reason why people don't talk about Cu or Cait Sith.

>>44526569
>Lich frogurt
Undead breast milk is slightly fermented so while it won't taste quite as nice as a nice cold glass of Holstaur milk would still probably have its market amongst Italians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526647
I prefer her Scandinavian sister
Isn't she good
Norwegian wood

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526647
Mighty fine piece of Oak she is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526655
but she isnt as sturdy as she
>>44526681
mighty heavy as well

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526653
>There's a pretty good reason
I never heard it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526711
99.99% of Anons in this thread don't want to deal with the faggotry that furries invite. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526711
Furshit is banned outside of /b/ and /trash/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526535
Make sure to imitate that sign as well to show that you trust them!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526675
It’s bizarre, but the brain-jacking foxfire seems less icky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525547
anyone got the pic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526732
Yes, this is an sfw board...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526744
Drive got locked since ya'll wanted to fuck around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526794
lmfao. What did anons do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526803
No idea but it's been locked since people want to be trifling and harangue a guy who doesn't even use this imageboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526647
Going to visit her orchard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526815
Maybe he just did that because he knew it was posted here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526815
I just wanted to see the kc drawing

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526843
Part of my point. There are people who are in contact with him that likely let him know shenanigans were afoot and he locked it because what's on his Google Drive is frankly not the business of Anons on 4chan. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526861
So you are saying discorders post here and snitched? How expected.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526874
Does it really matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526815
I vaguely recall that he’s an open baphfag, who is fully potatofu’d. More pertinently, he’s using this crappy website much like the rest of us. One-of-us.ogg. 4chins: you’ll never get the stick off!

[Anonymous No.]

Step 1: Stop trying to have any kind of a discourse with schizo mick, rationality is wasted on a loony bin escapee and you're encouraging him to whine more about his gay retard grudge by giving him the impression you consider him a person instead of a disease
Step 2: Report all his shitposts

It's just that simple.

[Anonymous No.]

Any Starfield frens here?

What are the best mamono to travel the starts with?
Which would made good co-pilots and crew members?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526919
Step 3: Get banned by mods because false reports is a bannable offense

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526944
I'm actually not sure where constant calls to arms go on that scale, really. Annoying, though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526939
Slimes in zero gravity would be really weird.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526958
Hold your breath, she's fallen asleep and started free floating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526919
No one fucking cares. ALL of y’all suck as dramatic personae, hence the discussion of Monstergirls. Do your petty shitflinging yourself, and on your own time. You uninteresting fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526906
>Open Baphofag
Oh no!? Anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526939
>What are the best mamono to travel the starts with?
Shogs
>Which would made good co-pilots and crew members?
Shogs

[Anonymous No.]

a fox

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526944
>>44526977
Exhibit A: Mick trying to scaremonger and demoralize people to not report his blatant trolling and retardition.

Exhibit B: Atleast one furfag in the previous thread got posts nuked, the mick is possibly ban evading right now and doesn't want the mods to notice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526958
The lack of gravity would give her a workout!
>>44526975
>tfw she goes total sphere

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526939
>What are the best mamono to travel the starts with?
Automaton.
>Which would made good co-pilots and crew members?
Automaton.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527000
>anyone who knows how this website works is the same guy
>anyone who calls me retarded is the same guy
k, have fun getting smacked by the mods for spamming reports on random people when you can't even tell who is who

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526977
surprised you didn't try to blame bunkerchan for something in this post. trying to run interfenrence for mick shits up the thread far more than then "bunkerschizos" ever have, and you are clearly doing it maliciously because it's very easy to see how mick's constant troll posts drag down the threads

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527001
beware the gravity sphere slime
Imagine drifting in space, no way to control your movement, and then you just see a slime slowly, very slowly, drift towards you, just faster than you are drifting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527011
She must be named either Otto or Manuel. Don't dare make a joke about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527018
I can speed up by throwing my clothes at her.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527000
>Everything is a squabble between petty internet shit flingers.
I’m not him. I’m not involved in your shit. Stop trying to make this a place about brigading — and therefore spawning more petty-fuck drama. It’s uninteresting to everyone but petty-fucks.

Discuss monstergirls, ya sad fucks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526944
never been a problem for me, so I wouldn't worry about it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527037
i wpnder how sad one could be to fight not even politics but about some guy that just draw monster girls, i hope irland gets destroyed and that mick fucker dies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527037
Surely you can explain how ignoring and reporting a completely insane shitposter is perpetuating drama?
Surely you have a well thought out logical reason for your stance, and you aren't just trying to discourage people from using the report feature correctly against you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527037
this is just concern trolling at this point

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527056
shush, I'm looking at baphomet art right now. Might post later, idk.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527027
Technically correct, creative, and worth a bunch of points in the evasion phase! Let’s check with the judges…ooh. Not enough points to reach escape velocity, AND that nudity WILL hurt you in the upcoming sexxxo er grappling round.

This, by the way, is a discussion on monstergirls. Funny that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527090
I'm only interested in 100% American baphomets.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527109
you're really good at undermining whatever point you try to make with catty behavior

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527119
ALL the baphomets are american anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527023
>Not naming her eManuel
Missed opportunity.

>>44527056
I don't know but his grudge against Puuyo and KC is both hilarious and sad at the same time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524139
I can only get so hard, Anon
Don't post monster girls that rub their booty against your boner. Especially not wonderland girls like Dormouse and Chesh

[Anonymous No.]

>>44526744
Is nobody really going to help you out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527125
Yeah, it's really sad to see a guy who only gets credit for annoy on a guy who only draws monster girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527124
Canadians aren't Americans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527165
Give your balls a tug

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527185
Fuck you Shoresy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527149
She's rubbing it against your MIND BONER.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527191
Fuck you anon, top up my Timmies card I'm getting hungry and your dad's asking for hugs again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527165
no baphomet is from canada, there are only fags there

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527221
Baphomet was originally a French creation made to discredit the Knights Templar. So of course the fucking Quebecois would import the loli goats en masse because they're the "Real French".

>>44527205
FUCK YOU SHORESY YOU'RE NOT MY MOM

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527059
Listen up, since this will hurt some feelings and melt brains. I’ve never used the report/ignore feature — instead I use my own internal ignore feature, like an adult. 4chan is one of the few places that folks can say ‘off-the-wall’ stuff. The entire idea and conceit of monstergirls is a crazy notion.

Screeching to censor on 4chan will always be uncool. This place can’t exist when people behave like that. Obviously.

Rather than beg and plead for someone to help me CENSOR someone ON 4CHAN LIKE A HYPOCRITE, I can always simply insult them myself. Or if that’s too much effort for such petty shit…I can deal with non-petty non-retarded posts.

Now THAT’S fucking simple. Brigadefags are petty retards. If you want to b&n someone so badly, then do it your fucking self. Or…act like an adult and read something else.

Brigades are inherently transparent btw. Trying to control 4chan is a fool’s game.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527106
Yeti-san please.
Its not even fall

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527194
She would be both the best and worst wife. Can't even enjoy a cup of coffee without her hijinx and lame outdated memes. But she loves you and you have to put up with her nonsense that makes you love her and infuriates you at the same time. I suspect she is intentionally aggravating just so you pounce on her and demolish her holes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527266
GET IN THE FUCKING BAG

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527249
Well, now I think about it. Canada has one of the highest rates of pedophilia sooooo

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527266
Wickety-wack get in the sack!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527260
>it's the mobilefaggot mick defender
fucking called it, really weird how this guy ONLY shows up when someone shits on Mick even if he spends multiple hours shitting up a thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527221
Psssh. There's a bunch of Canadian mamono.
>When the portals opened, Canada, the US, and Russia all agreed to allow a handful of Ice Queens and their retinues of ice mamono to live near the arctic circle.
>This would, in theory, reverse global warming and restore the balance in Earth's climate.
>Unfortunately, what actually happened was that the spectacle of bringing these mamono to remote locations kept attracting thrill seekers who inevitably married them.
>And Ice Queens output dramatically less cold when they're getting plowed on the regular.
>There are now several dozen winter-themed villages and towns with gradually increasing populations and all 3 countries are allowing more and more Ice Queen immigration.
>Eros is ecstatic as hooking up Ice Queens has suddenly become essentially a matter of helping them fill out visa paperwork and waiting a bit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525882
Clumsy little cow needs to learn she shouldn't play near wooden structures that break easily. Then I give her a hug.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527279
>>44527272
I will not get bagged by the Yeti black-ops teams!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527275
>Baphomets
>Le pedophilia

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527284
>it’s the illiterate brigade precursor
>trying to convince people to do shit for him
You’re a precursor to some boring as shit. Talk about monstergirls, motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527303
>WHfag trying to pretend he's in good company
Kill yourself along with that other fag crying about lolis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527313
Go suck your furfag buttbuddy's cock in hell, faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

I will have a mofu-to-go.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527313
mick don´t have to pay rent he lives rent free in the head of everyone here, it´s that hard to not talk about the nigger who is a troll?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527260
>ask retard defending one of the most autistic shitposters ever left unaborted to explain himself
>reveals the full extent of his retardition
lmao

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527302
>Shitpost on 4mon about how you'll never get bagged by Yeti black ops
>Some namefag 'Black Filia' responds
>'That's fine. You don't have a choice in the matter.'
>Dated picture from your roof in a claw written on what looks like century's old paper
>Start shitposting harder, call the namefag out for falseflagging about how she's on your roof
>A dingy bell falls down the chimney and out your living room's fireplace, inscribed with the words 'Gruß vom Krampus'
>Get sacknapped by a horny Krampus
>Mamano on 4mon mocking you as you get drug off and she shitposts about how light you are despite claiming to be a 6'5 gigachad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527327
Stellar monstergirl discussion, absolutely fucking riveting. How much of your brain-space is filled with that bullshit? I come here to engage my brain’s excessive monstergirl related bullshit, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527333
the dude comes by to pay rent every day. it's clear which one has the obsession

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527270
>I suspect she is intentionally aggravating just so you pounce on her and demolish her holes.
Yes, that is her plan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527357
fwiw I think some MGE drama is going down. As per usual.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527317
BIG Holstaurs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527368
all because someone posted a link to the kc pic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527368
Drama’s always a bad tiding. Got a MG on your mind lately?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527368
It's just the mick and his dicksuckers from /trash/ going into full damage control mode again, trying to convince people not report them when they shit up the thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527357
>non-stop posting about how the mick is some misunderstood victim and how everyone else is the problem
>but no guys I really just wanna post about monster girls!
fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527376
Maybe? I really don't know. It might be slightly more major than that. But I'm sure we'll find out soon!
>>44527379
mgs in armor. I like when my monster girls dress capably.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527119
>bapho keeps eating like this
>eventually starts hearing "she's big enough to be an adult..." comments from other sabbath members
>runs to the group's big brother
>"i-im not fat, right?!?!"
>he says that she isnt, and she walks off happily
>in reality, she IS fat, but he wants a bodypillow to hug at night.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527357
Notice how there is discussion happening while you keep trying to get the last word in the retarded argument you started hours ago

[Anonymous No.]

They are coming.

[Anonymous No.]

>tfw ywn be groomed by you meaty hatter auntster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527376
They posted a link to a what should have been private Google Drive. But retards can't leave things well enough alone and decided to poke the bear.

[Anonymous No.]

Watch out, it's some sort of demon maid thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527429
Yes, and I'm sure that that's a huge deal to you. However this monster girl thread is completely anonymous and you're really chasing shadows expecting to hit anything.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527413
I will eat numerous apples in front of the greenworms to make them cry

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527445
Not so much of a huge deal as setting the record straight as to what happened. People didn't post an actual link to the image itself. They posted a link to a Skeb which had the GD link, with the picture in one of the folders. Which should've been the end of it. But Anons are creatures of habit and decided to fuck around and find out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527462
i'm not sure what you think you proved but ok

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527478
He seems to think we know or care when we don't.

[Anonymous No.]

What happens if I call the Archfiend of The Abyss cute?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527478
Absolutely nothing. Which is the point.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527446
They’re looking real smug for somebody in cunnilingus distance.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Any spanish speaker here? If so, do you know that meme that is just a low definition image of the joker and has the notification that there is a low battery or there is no storage on the cell phone?
well that but instead of the joker is the mad hatter

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527525
If you’re asking for sfw a request try /co/

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527525
here is my take btw

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527516
i desire this woman but shes meaty and old not 20 but 38

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527536
Still not a monster, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527506
>cunnylingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527555
Cow tongues are like 3' long. Needs more tongue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527559
organic clothes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527555
also, how many of us want creepy perverted monsters
>>44527536
that's a monster girl, anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527565
I care not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527555
it's an important growth stage to go through so that they can have evil clothes they can't quite fit into later

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527565
dont argue with the mick, he'll just wants attention, just report trolling
>>44527573
>>44527573
true but I want that now not tommrrow

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527381
>loli + mascot vibe
It clicked in my head. The Japanese noogie abuse trope is the only possible response.
>>44527395
Armor is nice enough, and I respect and like loadouts too. That extends to noncombat loadouts as well. Personally I think MGs would tend to have defaults loadouts along species lines. The poorest Lizardman will always have a weapon and armor, even it be meager. But this is a general notion. A Kobold has a Shepard’s whistle with memorized commands and a small crook or pit whip. A Nurayihon would obviously default to having an array of pipes and picks, a well-off member of the species could have enough variety to confuse a seasoned detective.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527560
Also good.
>>44527566
Creepy weirdo pervert monsters are the best, especially if they have huge tits, eye covering hair, and are social awkward neets that only go out at night.

[Anonymous No.]

All monsters are dorks

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527636
Except vampires. They're the best and their husbands are very lucky to have such wives.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527636
>find bat with lame wing
>bring it inside your house to try and figure out some way to help it out
what a sucker

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527640
>Except vampires
Especially vampires!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527640
nuh uh I watched my vampire neighbor practice her cartoon villain monologue in front of a mirror, weird because she couldn't see herself anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527655
Wrong. Never vampires.

>>44527661
She obviously knew you were looking and was making fun of you. Nothing more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527640
Vampiric hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

You WILL be complimented
You WILL be appreciated
You WILL be loved

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527696
I don't know, she's very nice to me, she even told me that I'm a "sweetness" and that I sure attract a lot of girls, although when she said that she licked her lips

[Anonymous No.]

I want to be a Mech piloting mercenary with an evil Automaton that fell in love with how strong I am.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527640
did you know fruit-eating vampires tend to be much larger than their bloodsucking cousins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527718
I only respond positively to negative reinforcement.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527747
enjoy your nachoes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524079
Mana is stored in the heels.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527730
They also have a more pleasant mating call:
>Gimme your cocktail, fruit!
>>44527747
Something something stuck in Pandemonium!

[Anonymous No.]

Do people seriously need a dhampir with them just to stand a chance against one measly vampire? I could probably solo the whole castle full of undead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527730
What's the point of vamp wife if she doesn't lick and bite you all over and call you blood bag from time to time?

[Anonymous No.]

Cutie mouse!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527823
Everyone has different fetishes.
>>44527835
If I drew recently I'd post my wife here and make a reference to food.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527760
That's been the plan for years now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527821
I just want to help her bully her mom. That the dhampir's panache woos me is of no consequence.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527821
You must be the Belmont. How bad can this get for drunk fratboy anon?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527821
>Another anon falling for vampire propaganda that they use to have boys come to them

[Anonymous No.]

Mick is allergic to mice!!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527867
>Drunk fratboy Anon
That was entirely an invention by Adi Shakar and Warren Ellis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527936
You're right, all the Belmonts should act like Simon "Chad" Belmont from Captain N.

[Anonymous No.]

>POV: you're a virgin boy who got spotted at and mgc high pep rally

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527949
>Ski Instructor Belmont
What a terrible night to have a cursed memory.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527974
Why aren't they wearing pants? Or skirts? Or underwear? Or pasties?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527858
You can lie to the monsters but don't lie to me. I know you're a slut for the feathered hat and rapier

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527905
>You best not be looking down upon me Anon, I AM a noble after all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528011
All men love the feather hat. Don’t hate the dhampir, hate game. Especially the part with the goddamn bats. Why do vampires keep hiring bats anyway? They don’t even like each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528032
yeah and i'm watching her NOBLE parts.

[Anonymous No.]

Every vampire lover be like
>Oooooh I want a vampire with a big castle that dresses like a noblewoman from centuries ago!!

Meanwhile I want a super rich powerful vampire that owns a multinational company and lives in a luxury penthouse in the best part of the city and dresses accordingly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528102
Fuck modernity.
Vampires with stupid accents and baroque clothing are the best

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528102
Tremere hands typed this post.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528102
well some of us just want a vampire who make no money because she was sleep for millennia and don't know shit about the actual economy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528102
I like both but getting drained in the back of her limo would be nice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528011
The leather pants help a lot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528102
i'm much more likely to invite a hungry feral vampire inside than some haughty noble

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528138
Ah, an "I can fix(feed) her" chad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528127
You mean Ventrue.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528102
Trying to start a company must be terrible when you have centuries old vampires waiting to perform a hostile takeover to get a bloodbag and the latest tech star

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528129
You want a Neetpire?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528146
i have a weakness

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528165
kinda but she is coping about she was a rich condense a long time ago and she is broke now

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527936
>>44527949
Between
>return to monke
and
>captain N
I’ll go with Belmont anon, but with summoning powers. Has space for all kinds of cast members that would help him solve battles and puzzles. They would each have weaknesses and limits so none would overshadow Belmont anon…fund my netshits idea, fags.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528102
Nah those are always demons

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528127
>what if her penthouse wuz made of meat

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528200
Everybody knows demons are middle management.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528208
Middle management, Legal, and Accounting.
>But Anon, shouldn't Accounting all be Tanu--
DO NOT mention the tanuki to a demon in Accounting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528208
>>44528221
Where does that leave Anubis

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528224
DMV

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528224
Africa. Well, that or HR.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528208
Nah that's her daughter

She tried to make a move on your in the elevator, but the boss caught wind to it so now you have to report to her to relieve your overpowering sexual frustration so as not to distract her children

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528208
It's goblins

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528151
Yeah, since that shit reeked of La Croix faggotry. Smelly NEETpire your sarcophagus is mine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528268
Goblins?
>Not posting the whole page and just editing out the spicy bit to confound mods
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

Molest fox ears.

[Anonymous No.]

That's it! I'm opening up a gym for cats!

[Anonymous No.]

DOMESTICATED

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528346
Gonna grope that cat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528346
>>>/d/
fuck off fat faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Brush kej hair.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528346
Your typical spoiled american housekot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528346
What is it about cats that make them get like this without even trying?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528346
>literally just posting "SSBBW" now or whatever this is called
The slippery slope is real, fatfags should stay on /d/
This shit is becoming way too normalized here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528386
>>ssbbw
lol. barely approaching regular bbw. perfectly worksafe

[Anonymous No.]

Remember, vampire fashion has been refined in a way to perfectly draw in a human servant. Do not fall for their tricks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528373
>Brush kej hair
>Pull too hard
>Yank out her knots and make more split ends
>Have to go to professional hair care classes before I’m allowed to brush kej hair again
:(

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528393
I'm falling. I'm falling hard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528393
This vampire is asking for the garlic spray

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528391
Whatever it is called it is morbidly obese and disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528167
>deranged "i can fix her" human and "i can fix him" monster
>portals open
>both of them look like shit, like actual deranged feral animals
>they take one glance at each other
>long agonizing silence
>they dive tackle each other and get into a fight over who gets taken care of at who's house

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528406
I morbed to it, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528391
no, anon. im a fatfag as well and thats too big for this thread.
if you want to post larger girls stick with big T&A.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528398
Kej hair may be more durable than human hair but it's still a serious responsibility, anon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524130
Illegal immigrant is to be deported. I have already contacted the police and immigration bureau as well.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528454
she is argentinian anon, she has "that" genes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528463
A distaste of the british?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528416
And then we all clapped because he finally said the thing. Meme +2 Hardcore Fatfaggotry -3.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527292
>When the portals opened, Canada, the US, and Russia all agreed to-

Pause. I thought Russia and The Western World is still at (proxy) way against each other over Ukraine? Should I assume this takes place post-portal convergence?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528470
her kiki grandmother served her master adolf anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528463
>>44528470
>ICE has already been infiltrated and co-opted by Demon Realm politics and policies

[Anonymous No.]

I want a blonde, wrestler, ojou-sama dark mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528516
Luvia would make a good dark mage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528516
what sort of magic is wrestling magic?
doe she summon tables, ladders and chairs?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528520
Hey STR buffs are magic too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528527
I think all mages are nerds but I don't think anyone should try and take this nerd's lunch money

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528533
she's just a girl. i could probably take her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528527
>needs buffs
>not having that strength already
still a fucking weak nerd, she needs to drink more wurm milk!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528527
>the magical college of lift

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528400
ANON NO! DONT FALL FOR THEIR VAMPIRIC TRICKS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528527
>Asks Anon to feel how firm they are
>Anon grabs a tit instead
>Angry mage.exe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528560
i'll hide some of my blood inside ms dhampir so the vampires don't get it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528470
Most everyone has that gene. It is a side effect of Imperialism. The distaste is masked by tea, don’t cha know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528560
Too late

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528563
>pretty soft is his response before getting slapped
>and as he fell, his face got a smug smile on it

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

I would like to join a snake cult (shirohebi sect).

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528654
this is a safe and reasonable activity i would encourage to my friends and acquaintances

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Imma make a Cult of wurm

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528391
>>44528418
she seems big enough for that one goku meme image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528680
>"eeeeyyy *hic* am thhheee queen ooohhh dah wurld."
>"you are a guest in a neighboring kingdom! please get off the table and act like it"
>"ooooooooiiiiiiiiiii culd demolish the palishhh whit ohhhnnnn snaahhhh... snhhhppp... snip..."
>"snap, yes, but we are trying to avoid a war. and its post transformation remember? the gods would kill you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528654
Where can I find the yip sect? They're handing out cupcakes and I don't want to miss out.

[Anonymous No.]

I think Eros worshipers are a bunch of freaks man, obsessing over love like its the only thing that matters in life. I'm never going near a single Eros church for as long as I live.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528834
It's okay, they deliver. 20 minutes or less, or the next arrow is free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528844
Good luck. Cupids can't shoot me since I never leave my house anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528844
Can I get a big tiddy banshee, extra bust with a little bit of gyaru sauce?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>You enjoy Labor Day greatly so far, by sleeping in all day and lazing around the apartment
>But your floor neighbors keep coming by and asking when you're bringing the sausage even though you haven't even said you'll go, its getting pretty annoying even if they mean well
>At least you get to enjoy a little sunshine and fresh air, window open and enjoying your life in relative peace, Steve has to work today
>That elf hag comes around again, seems like they sent every other MG on the floo- wait, why are you the only guy on the floor anyw-
>She's disappointed but she snickers as her face lights up for a brief moment looking at something behind you before heading back down to the cookout, probably just thought of a good joke or something
>A couple of minutes later the grill smoke passing in through the window is turning pinkish

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528463
>>44528497
Nice, my random greentext becomes a headcanon or a threadcanon
>sweet, loving, adorable kiki, has piercing blue eyes with her cooffee-toned skin, makes great empanadas, and has very strong opinions on the Tanuki question...
Bueno!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528971
>"buenos dias amo como esta?"

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread

Instead, be sure to enjoy a state park with the wife in these dying days of summer.
Do beware though, the dryads and natives may be a bit fed up with 'tourists'

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528987
That broom is registered as a lethal weapon. Be glad those heels don't come off, too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529011
That's just because they're envious of all the couples. I bet if we all went on a boys only camping trip, they'd be much more friendly. At least until the sun went down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529076
She is a cleaner after all, dusting and cleaning daughter Kiki's ass when she gets bad grades at the maid academy.

[Anonymous No.]

Remember anons, paladins get lonely as well. So remember to go out and find yourself a paladin gf. She will be perfect for adventures and help you remember your nightly prays the chief god while you two explore the depth of the demon realms together.

[Anonymous No.]

>that retard in Magus' comments on his new story trying to talk him into turning his MGE story into not MGE because monstergirls are stupid
I'm going to have a fucking aneurysm.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529107
>genuinely try to be a good knight and love this adorable lady knight
>the moment you two start to fall in love she gets killed and rises as monstergirl running at you full speed
Well I guess it's a happy ending?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529107
I'm dropping a parasite slime egg down her armor and no one can stop me.

[Anonymous No.]

what if i just want to protect something small and helpless?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529149
Like your daughter? Easily done.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529149
i dont think setting for protectfags is it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529149
An sich?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529090
>Kiki daughter fails her cleaning tests
>she tries to hide her grades under the bed
>"mija segura que aun no pasan las notas finales?"
>"no mama ya te dije que esa proferosa shoggot era una-"
>"y que es esto?"
>she takes the grades out of one of her pockets
>"levantate la falda y muestrame las nalgas mas tarde te disculparas con el amo por faltarle el respeto haciendo esto"
*spanish domestic violence sounds*

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529166
*Chancla intensifies*
She can't even wear sandals, she keeps a pair on hand just for this, just like Abuelita did from when she was human.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529173
i mena kikis don´t need to wear shoes she just buys them for beating kiki´s ass purposes

[Anonymous No.]

That dumb Hellhound neighbor of mine refuses to take a bath. She smells so bad, she's stinking up the whole neighborhood. I swear one of these days I'm just gonna grab my hose and spray her next time she's checking her mailbox and force her to clean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529113
I don't have issues with people looking for MGE-adjacent content. There are parts of the setting that aren't everyone's cup of tea. That said, I think arguing about it in the comments is cringe.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529181
just tell her she stinks, she'll wash up quick

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529260
>>I don't have issues with people looking for MGE-adjacent content
>read MGE tagged stories
>complain about all the elements that make said story MGE

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529149
Men should be protected and loved anon. Anything less is against the will of the demon lord. Obey your lilim overlords, they only want what is best for you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529283
imma rape that lim till she wants me protecting her

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529279
Given the wide variety of content, I don't really think that's the gotcha you think it is. We have everything from the coziest slice of life where mamono never rape or be at all monstrous, to much darker stories of war and unrest.
Again, the issue isn't wanting a particular flavor of content, it's making an ass of yourself by trying to backseat the writer to cater to you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529289
>on this episode of seconds from disaster

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529322
thats u dont have faith and don't go all out

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529313
>wants monsterboys
>muh brainwashing to love your monsterwife
>human extinction
Anon... you're that guy aren't you?

[Anonymous No.]

history channel but is actually good
>fluffy paw stars
>ancient shoggots
>forged in dragon breath
>sealkies (vikings parody)

[Anonymous No.]

Do hellhound flames stay on or off during bed time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529375
>history channel but is actually good
I miss Monsterquest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529349
Afraid not. I just don't really feel the need to be angry about things that aren't even brought up here. I envy your seeming abundance of energy. People like things I don't and vice-versa, and I'm not going to shake and foam at the mouth about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529349
What are you on about now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529376
Always on. Only becomes a small candlelight when sleeping. Annoying at first but then you learn to shove your face into her body so It doesn't annoy your eyes.
Not like you wouldn't do It anyway

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529447
I am of the thought that she can control them unless she is too excited or horny.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529330
I too wish to go all out on a lilim

[Anonymous No.]

>Wake up
>Have bad thoughts about how weak and pathetic I'm
>Go to work
The cycle needs to be broken, portal when?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529579
Try hitting the gym

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529610
Yeah, that way you can be strong *and* sad.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529579
Sorry, friend. I hate long weekends for this reason. Think too much.
I don't want to do this until I die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529613
Run my tears, the swole man said.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529613
Make yourself happy by thinking of how you'll sweep your waifu off her feet into a princess carry when she comes for you

[Anonymous No.]

I should go to sleep but I'm scared of the dog in my bed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529610
I'm lazy slob, I won't and this makes me hypocrite and a weakling
>>44529614
Yeah, that's the idea and now that's alcohol is a no no, I can't silence it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529624
Double edge sword, working for something that will never happen will bury you even deeper when you realize how fruitless all those efforts are (or at least it's what I tell to myself)

[Anonymous No.]

Danger: Wild dogs in area
Warning: Fire hazard

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529283
Protected from what? Ourselves?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529671
yes, men have a lot of self destructive behaviors

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529629
>>44529664
All you people scared of just some overly big dog, cowards the lot of you. All you have to do is show you have kind intentions and approach them and start petting them and they’ll enjoy it like any other dog. Remember, dogs call sense bad people so as long as you’re good you’ve got nothing to fear.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be evil wizard
>Need guard dogs to stop those damn adventurers
>Hellhounds would fit the bill, but they claim to be indomitable
>Time to put that to the test
>Capture a hound
>Magical chains bind her face down and ass up
>Down every aphrodisiac and stamina potion I have in my tower
>Paint the insides of all her holes white
>Must've been at this for days
>Surely she must know her place below me
>Release her
>Jumps me and pins me down
>Rides me till I pass out
Hellhounds are bullshit

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529779
That’s why I just get regular demon realm beasts to guard my stuff, don’t have to deal with bullshit like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529779
See, that's the problem. Instead of direct conflict, you're supposed to manipulate them into doing what you want
>be evil wizard
>hellhound guard dog
>a horrible guard dog too, all she does is eat, sleep and fuck
>one day, band of pesky heroes show up
>swatting them aside would eb no problem but it's time to make a point
>hold back and get roughed up a bit
>make a big show about how your hellhound won't save you and this is why you practice dark magic because you're so weak and yada yada yada
>hellhound sees this
>absolutely loses her shit
>those poor bastards
>never slacks off guard duty again
>demands you teach her your dark magic so she can get even stronger and never let anything like this happen again
>ie do her job
It's that easy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529748
Until 2 years ago I never understood how can someone can blow himself in a terrorist attack with a smile on his face. Now I can see why dying with god pardon and a "greater good" is such a "good fate". I know that's it's really evil and bad but I understand why they do it now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529161
Plenty of protect tier monsters. Even zipangu has some places where monsters are protected and men still serve in a military capacity

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529874
Damn, I write like a retard ESL. My bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529886
>sympathizes with suicide bombers
>ESL
insallah, brother

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529894
Wrong also I don't sympathize, I just understand why. I will delete everything. It's bad

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529874
Dunno about you but my male biological clock has been ticking since I was a teen, you know the urge to die in a meaningful war on the European continent.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529902
Same idea but we aren't in the military because deep down we're cowards. It's pathetic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529917
Partially, that and there hasn't been a meaningful war for the last 80 years. Hell I'd even take a war of conquest before I get too old, sign me up to be bad guys or something

[Anonymous No.]

I'm not afraid of walking through the hellhound ghetto anymore, my anti-rape bracelet will protect me

[Anonymous No.]

>>44525927
I hope that gyarmoo touches me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529968
>hellhound sees the bracelet
>whistles sharply
>a priest comes out of nowhere
>marries you on the spot
>now it's not rape anymore and the bracelet loses its magical power

[Anonymous No.]

H-how long can I use the "I just want to cuddle" excuse to prevent sexo? a week? a day?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44530288
Depends. How strong and aggressive is she?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44530310
Strong fat mino

she was cool about cuddles before, but I think shes catching on to my scheme...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44530320
Honestly? Don't wear a buttoned shirt or pants with a belt and zipper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44530320
Stop stalling and ask her to be gentle while you still can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44530336
>>44530334
cuddle sex it is, I hope it's not too late for my pelvis.

I think we've all learned a valuable lesson about stalling sex. Namely, you need excuses other than cuddles.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44530360
Start out with eating that beefussy and you might get rid of a lot of the sexual frustration you caused her, saving your pelvis.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529942
Are you a Bosch?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527413
Hey, that's my favourite baseball team!

[Anonymous No.]

Kissing a hellhound is like making out with the inside of a sewage pipe. Hot, steamy, and slimy, but smells and tastes like shit and rotten eggs.

0/10 would not kiss.
I'll tell that straight to a hellhound's face too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527185
There needs to be one of those meme loli-in-Tshirt sketches with that as her slogan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44530790
Anon, I'm afraid people here don't share your weird kind of scat fetishism. I would recommend /d/ or /trash/ instead

[Anonymous No.]

>>44528987
Despite not wearing shoes, the !notLatinx Kiki's most fearsome weapon is the leather sandal she hides somehere in her skirts, used for serious slappery or as a highly accurate thrown attack.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44530815
It doesn't hurt that much but it deals immense psychological damage able to disable even living armor after shouting their true name.
Sabbath scholors are investigating the properties of this magical weapon but so far tests are inconclusive

[Anonymous No.]

Reminder that monsters are very scary

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531068
Yeah little mice girls are very scary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531068
That's why I always keep a weapon around. Makes me feel safe and strong.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531164
I'm sure your weapon agrees with you

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531131
They're rarely alone, that's why.

[Anonymous No.]

Kind of want to do a mock profile for the Greys and go full retard with it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531455
Greys?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531455
I don't care if it's a "whole new world of pleasure" I don't wanna get probed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531505
Ayyy lmaos

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531455
Do it, just make sure the profile picture has extra SOUL

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531514

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>>44531616
Funny and all, but so many things in that image make me die inside

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531637
https://mangakakalot.com/chapter/yome_ga_kore_na_monde/chapter_1.1
is this closer to your
or still too much?

[Anonymous No.]

perhaps it was a bad idea to set up the all you can eat bbq next to the monster power lift gym. I have to be careful not to run out of meat, but also not leave any beeg minos or hounds or onis or whoever hungry - both lead to rape. I sit by my massive grill, getting beer splashed on me by rowdy oni, having to defend my meats with a spray bottle against hungry hounds.
That time I got the kiss the cook apron out was nearly catastrophic.
Seriously the amount of protein these monsters collectively scarf down is frightening. They take all you can eat very literally.
Worst, is that I end up smelling like BBQ after my shift. You think walking back through town at night is scary normally? Try reeking of meat, bbq and single male.

All in all, not the worst place to work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531693
She's cute as all hell, used to read it years ago before I was really even into MGs and I think she strikes the perfect balance

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531693
this manga was what I wished monster musume was going to be.

too bad the author passed away

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531805
>perhaps it was a bad idea to set up the all you can eat bbq next to the monster power lift gym
No anon, from a business perspective you hit gold. Now all you gotta do is find the scariest girl you can so she can help guard the meats, a dormouse should do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531805
>>44531850
How about just invest in/buy and install various sentry guns in defensible positions around your establishment as a means of deterring any of those misbehaving monsters that are trashing your place or getting their hands in you?

Add some Hopper Mines for good measure as well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531068
>monsters are very scary
They really are

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531805
I feel you anon. I currently work for a fishing company. We need to bodyguards the fishers. At sea it's easy, fish mamonos never attack us. Sometimes they get "trapped" in fish nets but nothing aggressive. Half of the crew is wed with sea mamonos anyway. The real problem is when we comeback and sell the fishes. Most mamonos are really nice but harpy and werecat, especially those fucking cats, try to steal our fishes. We have to bonk them with demon silver and drag them all to the police station (none of them get punished). It's a game for them, always the same faces with their stupid smiles. The fucking chesh escaping everytime is driving me mad. I need to get one those gremlin's shotgun. Also I smell like fish. I hate my job

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44531955
He's running a business not a fucking schizo compound you absolute dingus

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532040
>a whole roasted chile on her pizza
Chop that shit up back it into the cheese at least ffs

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531805
well im an ordained father in MGC
when I work the confessional, so many damn monsters go with the "forgive me daddy I have sinned" line
There are a lot of monster sisters who are very caring for , a little too caring at times.
Telling its okay I'll take care of your sins, father anon while attempting to pull my pants down
Also when I'm giving sermons, I think some of the monsters are touching themselves while I speak
I know God wishes me to forgive the sinner but what does he say about a love so great that I often encounter in monsters
Honestly I think half of the congregation are there since I'm a father and they want a priest as a hubbie, no matter how many times I have to say that I cant really do that without being excommuicated

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>>44531577
There won’t be a picture but there will be a meme

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>>44532093
No anon, pop open MSpaint and give us SOUL

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>>44531805
Streaming is a tough job. I thought it'd be easy, just laugh along to whatever they type in the chat, act flustered when they type something rawdy and "accidentally" drop the camera in my lap from time to time.
Big mistake
The fucking constant emails from "fans" prying into my personal life, the Manticore spine presents, the doxing threats from monsters I know don't know my address, the doxxing threats from monsters that DO know my address. I thought it'd be easy but it's a lifestyle for me and a game to them.
I... I need help bros...

[Anonymous No.]

Kinda like how KC took the "centaurs cuck you" trope and played a reverse uno card, making it such you cuck them by obtaining more wives (bicorns).

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532180
ntr is never okay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532195
It's reverse NTR. Enjoy your harem.
MGE is a happy ending always, and bicorn mana makes it such that all the girls are happy with sharing their hubby

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531693
That is a big improvement

[Anonymous No.]

>>44527718
And you vill be happy

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532204
NTR is never okay, what part don't you get? Stop trying to change the thread culture for your fetish.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532226
Bicorns are kosher here

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>>44532236
About as much as siths.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532236
they're somewhat troubling

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>>44532179
if you need salvation come down to the church and I shall shelter as best as I can

also how would demon possessions work in MGE?

[Anonymous No.]

I think we need a Hakutaku version of https://files.catbox.moe/u78gnl.png

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>>44532085
>>44532179
I became a maintenence tech at the water treatment facility. Not the easiest job but the pay is good and benefits are excellent. I quickly learned that majority of my job isn't to actually fix up machinery or watch monitors, no it's making sure the slime girls don't clog the valves!
Every fucking day I have to go out and wade through bubbling slimes making sure all are healthy, taking samples as they burble happily and occasionally taking a big ole snake and clearing any sleepy girls from the intakes. Then I gotta sometimes get on dive gear and head into the treated side and make sure the blues aren't throwing another rave, did you know the blues like to party? You do now.
You know how often I have to scoop slime out of my pants? I have to invest in actual latex pants, which sends the entirely wrong message when you're buying them.

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>>44532298
What do you mean, you just posted it

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>>44532320
By accident like a mong

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>>44532324
Heh, but don't worry about catboxing it. Its entirely on topic as you did indeed post a hakutaku, though I get your request

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>>44532244
Not going to turn this into an argument because I'm not interested in a derail, but bicorns have always been accepted here. I can't tell you how many countless posts I've seen for deciding bicorn harems, bicorn harem math, etc.
Also harems have always been accepted here.

Yes, siths are not accepted. Bicorns and harems are no where near on that level in regards to thread attitude towards them.

And that's all I'll say on this subject.
Feel free to respond, but don't expect a response.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532347
they're utilized moreso as a joke than a wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532367
That's how I feel about foxes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532347
Every now and then someone tries to conflate harems with cuckshit for one reason or another, it's nothing new at this point.

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>>44532306
i work as a wurm wrangler
its rather tough on the body but I got an amazing body from it
The work is simple in principle, keep wurms from destroying lots of infrastructure by keeping them happy and not wishing to dig into the city grounds
I have to be reachable at any time in case there is a wurm in an odd place
Its more akin to being a wurm sheperd in practice
No matter what tho, I cannot get mad at them, just look at them and their derpy faces

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>>44532347
They have not.

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>>44532347
I just don’t like the implication or outright wording of a Bicorn being created through infidelity, since KC mentions they’re created through sex with a non-virgin man OR the husband has sex with another woman. I feel like he could’ve avoided a lot of cuckoldry shit if he just went with fucking a non-virgin man or the pent up demonic energy within their bodies from lust for a specific guy splitting their horn. The whole cuck queen meme has almost always annoyed me.

[Anonymous No.]

I WILL NOT TAKE THE MINDFLAYER TADPOLE!

I WILL NOT TAKE THE MINDFLAYER TADPOLE!

I WILL NOT TAKE THE MINDFLAYER TADPOLE!
I WILL NOT TAKE THE MINDFLAYER TADPOLE!

I WILL NOT TAKE THE MINDFLAYER TADPOLE!

I WILL! NOT! TAKE! THE MINDFLAYER TAAAAAAADPOOOOOLE!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532643
you just have to babysit her for like 3 hours

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532643
But imagine your waifu having sexy times with your brain. Or maybe you can be the tadpole and swim right up her coochie?
https://files.catbox.moe/wghss4.jpg

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[Anonymous No.]

I know that it's not the place but I can't ask anywhere else. I feel tingling in my hands and feets, my heart beat weirdly, my mouth taste like copper, I feel cold and I have a hard time focusing. I didn't fall in love with anyone. Any idea what's happening?

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>>44532587
Harems are a staple in MGE and its explicitly stated in the sabbath book that harems are entirely beneficial, its not so much cucking as it is a natural process of having a harem can produce a bicorn. No cheating needed

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>>44532720
Anon stop shitposting and go to a hospital

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532765
it doesn't make the uncomfortable connotations go away

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532765
They are literally created via cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532785
The wording could've been better yes but its not a weird thing and nothing to kick up a stink
>>44532787
Objectively wrong

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44532800
Anons kick up a stink because they don't like cheating.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44529902
Mokou's a phoenix?

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>>44532807
To each their own, let's drop the subject before the usuals latch on

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532813
not at all. she borrows the motif

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532813
>>44532837
Close enough

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>>44532802
So does this mean Loid Forger is a lucky man and or a Court Alf resident?

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>>44532787
That’s one of the ways they’re created in the profile per the wiki. You can be a non-virgin and still create one.

>>44532765
Again, it’s the way the profile is worded that makes it kind of a hairy situation because one of the offered ways that you can create a Bicorn is if the husband has sex with another woman. Harems in MGE are fine but I’d rather not go about creating one because I couldn’t keep my dick in my unicorn wife.

[Anonymous No.]

https://twitter.com/IMx813/status/1698939200371044853?s=20
veiled cat priest

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532659
uncle anon is a terrible babysitter

[Anonymous No.]

>Get kabedoned by stranger in a trench coat
>It's a baphomet ontop of an imp

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532909
I don't trust this actually being a cat.

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>>44532942
i start praying for my guardian angel

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>>44532643
Squids don't have tadpoles, dummy. That's amphibians.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532964
Read the setting.

[Anonymous No.]

>Get kabedoned by stranger in a trench coat
>It's an ogre ontop of an oni

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>>44524079

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>>44524637
>using long kej hair as clothes
oh no, guess i'll go add another entry to my list of weaknesses

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532958
I hope you know what you're doing.

[Anonymous No.]

>get kabedoned by stranger in a trench coat
>it's an an angel onto of a cupid
I need an adult...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533029
yes i do, she'll protect from Harm also give me warm milkies

[Anonymous No.]

>get kabedoned by stranger in a trench coat
>It's like 50 pixies

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533067
Holy cow!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532964
They’re talking about Ilithid tadpoles. Which parasitise and eat your brain matter. It’s not monster girl related.

[Anonymous No.]

>get kabedoned by strangers in a trench coat
>its a massive naked jabberwock

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>>44524761
>vast minority
wot? Also, that's only because there's so much gachaspam that adds nothing of substance. At least the average MGE post is discussion of sexy and comfy scenarios thar involve monstergirls.

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>>44533029
I don't appreciate blackmailing.

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>>44524886
Do a hivemind or like an army of automaton/ant worker drones serving the Hive Queen and her Husband. It might not work better or be as easy to write, but it's my fetish so i'm asking you to do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533117
>This pic
Thanks now I want to buy booze

[Anonymous No.]

>get kabedoned by stranger in a trench coat
>it's empty
Oh wait it's just an ittan-momen.

[Anonymous No.]

>get kabedoned by strangers in a trench coat
>It's a lovely sexy holst-
>oh wait, no
>its just druella ontop of deonora

[Anonymous No.]

>get kabedoned by stranger in a trench coat
>its armored yet empty
its an edgy school shooter living armor

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533115
It doesn't matter, mick's insanity does not deserve a discussion

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533115
oh, I'll start with a scenario.
>imagine a pack of werewolves that hunt the outskirts of civilization for men to sacrifice to their pagan loli shamans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533177
That's a cool coat, I can wear her and pretend I'm John Constantine

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533098
>Ilithid
aka mindflayers

[Anonymous No.]

They are putting something in the milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>Be walking in field
>Oni comes up behind me
>Bigger oni kabedons me using smaller oni as wall

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533304
Jokes on them. I don't drink milk.

[Anonymous No.]

>wake up
>see a rather crazed looking angel on top of me
>shes one of the many eyed ophanium
>and all her eyes are crazed
>"Uhhhh.... miss angel, you're scaring me..."

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533364
A cow has been deployed

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533364
That is a highly suspicious behavior, citizen. Mandatory breastfeeding is in order. Do not resist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533304
i only drink my momsters milk, jokes on you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533465
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.]

Getting tickled under the chin with a beeg claw

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533520
i dont think you can put something in the milk if the milk comes from your momster?
that only happens if its bottled up, which in turns its tampered with
you just want me to stop drinking my monsters milk?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533542
Fresh monster milk is naturally highly addictive for men. No need to tamper with it

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533583
it aint, i can stop at any time

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533530
>Pushed brutally your chin on the claw
>Get half of your face ripped off
Eheh pranked

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533595
Stop sucking on that nipple, then.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533601
Ghoul moment

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533611
i aint doing it right now

[Anonymous No.]

holy angel milk is not addiciting

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533653
Says Anon while an angel pepperoni nipple in his mouth.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533666
jealous?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44524079

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533427
>>44533413
I'm not drinking the milk. I don't care how sad her mooing is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533760
You think you have a choice? You WILL drink the milk!

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Go into MGC waterpark in speedos and not get groped challenge (impossible)

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533921
Just don't do it on sundays, thats when the hags have their little exercise event

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533812
You can't make me cow! I've been resisting a-breast for years. I'm going to go to holst-bucks and order a black coffee. Even if the cow at the register begs me to add cream, I'll say no!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533921
>>44533949
Hazards
>Not getting changed before going in (changing rooms are a no go)
>Staring at bikini monsters ass while in line
>Running from horny lifeguards
>Running from angry lifeguards that you were running from horny lifeguards
>Lifeguards at top of slides pulling you aside
>Hags camping bottom of waterslide

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534002
>slide right into a hag
Swimsuitnapped?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44533992
You gonna get milkboarded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534048
>Anon thought he was safe when he dodged the line gropers and selkie lifeguard
>Goes down the Kraken's revenge loop-the-loop waterslide
>Sees it too late
>5 hags at the mouth of the slide
>Tries to slow himself down by hugging the sides
>Friction can only do so much
>Hags flashing him, beckoning him closer
>Just manages to stop before the hags can grab him
>Literally can see their hands clawing the side of the slide in anger
>"YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
>Wurm on slide hits anon from behind
>Straight into the hags

[Anonymous No.]

>be order mage
>cast barrier
>now you can no longer be corrupted by mamono mana
>epic victory
>go into mamono realm
>your barrier gets monsterized
>turns into a one-way mamono mana filter
>your barrier is now a super condensed mamono realm
>plans foiled yet again by evil monsters
>copy by fucking your dark matter wife

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532720
>mouth tastes like copper
Have you been in contact with radioactive material?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532720
When you snuff it, tell Druella to finish the portals

[Anonymous No.]

I’m going to click on the ads that say hot singles in my area

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534080
I'm going to post my medical tests showing a calcium deficiency to /cow/ on 4Mon.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534165
Congrats, your name and address have been added to a Mara church mailing list and your email has been signed up for a mobface monster exclusive dating app

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532643
what's the matter anon?
don't you want a childhood friend?

[Anonymous No.]

Saw this thread on /hag/ today
>I've learnt the name of the coffee guy I've been stalking for the last month. That makes us friends. I am XXX0 years old, he is in his 20s, is that too old to count as his childhood friend?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534196
Sounds perfect

[Anonymous No.]

>be human mage
>cast barrier
>can't be corrupted by demonic energy anymore
>tell everyone about this
>head into monster territory with all your new crusader buddies
>actually beat up a bunch of monsters and take back much territory
>be rewarded with 72 virgin angels to help you govern your new, virtuous state.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534228
>tfw most hags just call her dumb stalker and explain that u have to be there since he could remember
> one brags about doing just that

[Anonymous No.]

>don’t be a mage cause that’s gay
>wrestle monsters for fun
>end up king of a nation of monsterssince you won against their empress with ease

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534273
>u have to be there since he could remember
Sounds like a job for magic induced amnesia. It's not worth it though, it's easier and hotter if she becomes the "Christmas cake neighbor who teases him in the elevator".

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534310
she asked if he became her childhood friend which she didn't. she just became the creepy cougar that makes weird passes at poor college anon.
all he wants to do is just get an education , not be accosted by weird old monsters

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534143
I don't think so
>>44532782
I just came back from work, feel better, taste disappeared and heart back to normal, everything else is the same. Must be stress and coffee.
>>44534158
I will anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534228
>be this wagie anon
>always have this old lady, shes like 8ft and wears an all white dress and has a big poofy hat
>She always acts so damn jumpy with me
>I don't think I'm that scary looking....
>But shes kinda creepy, I often see her while I'm out and about not at work
>I've even think I saw her at the side of my bed, but it was the middle of the night
>Post on 4mons /yanstalkerhelp/ board for help in this great issue

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534375
I wouldn't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>Enter my bathroom
>Spider hanging at eye level
>It rapidly climbs up to the ceiling.
Wouldn't it be funny if spider and insect monster girls still had that "they're more afraid of you than you are of them" thing?

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44534444
I think I'd feel overwhelmed by the choice

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534413
>>44534375
>cut the hag posting on /hag/
>ANON IS SCARED OF ME, I DONT KNOW WHAT I DID
>HE RUNS FROM ME WHEN I EVER I UHHH HAPPEN TO MEET HIM WHEN HES NOT ON THE CLOCK AND AND AND...
>Shes in hysterics due to the fact that anon is scared of her, which means he hates her in her mind, Anon is just really creeped out and scared shitless

[Anonymous No.]

8ft ghost of 9 ft fox, anons?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534538
Ghost

[Anonymous No.]

>>44530790
You post this every thread. I’m frenching my habanero-breath dogwife and you’ll like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534562
y?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534538
10 ft oni

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534576
she just came back from america after meeting her ogre grandma

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534573
y not?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534469
>anon keeps getting advice from /YSH/
>they are trying to set him up so that the yan monster will chase after him, not knowing that she's just a big scary gal with a soft heart
>hag keeps getting help from /hag/
>they think that anon is playing hard to get, not knowing that he's just scared shitless
>the situation progresses in severity until cupids have to get involved because they've ended up in the same elevator and have gone catatonic

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534591
is she cuter than the 3m fox?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534600
Yes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534538
8.5 ft undead fox.

[Anonymous No.]

if a scary old hag tries to spook me, imma grab her face and french her, rub her face after I stop then walk away
u should to

[Anonymous No.]

>>44531514
>Starman
>Succubus/Outsider
>Habitat is Space/All Over
>Cheerful, Mischievous, Lustful
>A peculiar type of mamano that comes from the stars resembling an oval headed humanoid with large black eyes and spindly fingers
>They fly all over the skies of Mamano and Human Realms playing pranks, which they love
>Despite all of this, the thing they love most is music, and their pranks such as crop circles and sightings are infused with their mana to ignite the partner beat and rhythm in their ideal man
>Once they have detected the man's partner beat to their own, they will abduct him dramatically on their flying vehicle with a blinding beam of light
>Within their flying sphere, men will find that the strange appearance of the Starmen is just for laughs, and that they actually resemble blue skinned humans or Elves
>Often times prior to having sex with the man who would become their husband, they perform lewd experiments such as to make sexual performance harder, better, faster, and stronger.
>After having sex with their husband and abductee, the Starmen usually leave them naked and satisfied in a safe place before flying off
>Due to the nature of their unverifiable accounts, the men enraptured by the outsiders often times take up to searching the stars to see their wives one more time

Got bored.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44526939
Carbosilicate Amorph

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44534699
That's a good way of getting "Pressed"

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534856
u sure? she'd blue screen so hard tho? she tried to spook me and i just kissed her right as she popped up. I could just fuck her right then and there

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534705
Cute, always a need for more goofy mgs in scary suits

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>44534919
I'm gonna stunlock her with kisses!

[Anonymous No.]

Anal only girls are fine, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534919
Oh god how'd she get in again? Please stop breaking the candelabra, and stop bullying the zombie maids! In-laws are the worst...

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534952
I feel dyslexic trying to read this
Cute pic tho

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534919
Not pictured is anon out of breath trying to keep up

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534913
Fatty tuna

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534705
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534978
Looks machine translated. The original was in Korean.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Poke slimes

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534952
Me after drinking too many strange potions that I got from a very shady Baphomet.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>44535139
Do not the slime.

[Anonymous No.]

so if i lift and become a muscle monster looking man I think I can be safe from monsters since they would like normal looking man

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

TOUCH

[Anonymous No.]

>>44534978
I think Kiki is having brain-fail meeting her pre-DL version.
Raised-ear cute Kikis are the intermediate version - pre-DL Kikis who transformed kept their raised ears.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44535231
Anon needs to fuck his modern Kiki immediately.
She needs the extra mana to do an emergency monsterization for a Kiki who somehow got missed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44535180
>"A female spirit that appears in Slavic lore. Her face and legs are said to be like that of a bird.
She appears in the dead of night to make babies cry and spin thread. It's said that those who see her or hear her spinning will meet with misfortune. In some cases, she helps with housework, but only if the wife is a hard worker. If she is lazy, the Kikimora will tickle the children in the night and make the mother suffer. Still, if you wash all the dishes in the house with a tonic brewed from ferns, you can reconcile with her."
Kikimora seniors are cranky. Don't let them tickle your kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44535194
>Anon works on his trunk and becomes a Greek ideal of physique
>ENTER ARES, EROS, ZEUS-CHAN

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>>44535276
Strangely pleasant and not all that terrible monsters.

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>>44535253
Kiki needs the extra mana to *give the local Shoggoth a slapping for messing up her fellow-maido with her non-euclidian time powers.

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>>44535286
I wouldn't waifu one, but theyre not hideous or dangerous, would probably still hire as a meido if I already had a waifu to sexx.

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>>44535276
They're basically Slavic brownies or Zashiki-Warashi. A nuisance at worst. Kobolds were far worse.

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>>44535278
>zeuz -chan
she gonna appear before me as a pale mino i'd imagine

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>Pranking jinkos

[Anonymous No.]

>>44535338
Where's the Jinko? Gachafaggot?

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>>44535344
She's just underfed.

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>>44535336
>Ares having to cover for Zeus-chan
"Don't listen to her. If you took her at face value she'd tell you that she single handedly mothered nearly every hero in history."
>Meanwhile, Zeus appears to Anon in the form of a pale Minotaur, a swan harpy, and even a non-drunk Satyros

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>>44535313
Waifus with Anons would probably hire them over modern-Kikis to avoid the inevitable 'Anon-fucks-the-maido' problem.
The other question is what happens if an old-Kiki does get an Anon mana injection?

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>>44535336
Or a woman of pure electricity.

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>>44535355
>even once as gold dust creeping coin

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>>44535365
>PLEASE BABE JUST MAKE A DEMI-GOD WITH ME
>Her face when you hit a Goddess with a fat No Way Fag

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>>44535378
>Anon goes back to sleeping amongst some weresheep
>He wakes up to find a funny looking pale giant ant girl before him
>And this is her before just straight up raping poor greek statue like anon

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>>44535253
>Anon's modern Kiki says he needs to fuck this Kiki
who somehow got missed immediately.
>She needs the extra mana to do an emergency monsterization.
Ftfy.
It's charity for a good cause, Mashtah.

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>>44535407
To lift is to struggle as an Anon. Not only do you try to reshape yourself but you have to deal with horny mamano and Goddesses.

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>>44535482
It can't be...
Imposter??????

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Yes, I'm weak to oppai loli hags. I don't care if they are a million years old as long as they are lolis with a gallon of milk on each side.

[Anonymous No.]

Fact: Any monster can be improved by making them half-angel.

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>>44535552
maybe, but not with ugly AI shit

[Anonymous No.]

the PowerBone
now available at ms lich's ossuary and sundries

[Anonymous No.]

>>44535552
>Not full Angel

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>>44535614
Why not both

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>>44535633
i want that heaven hound

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>>44535633
oh, i hadn't seen that one. cute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44535604
looks fun. skeleton gets left out

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>>44535614

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>>44535604
the skeletatorium emporium
where the prices are so low, they're 6 feet under

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Why are the proud race of dragons always typecast as neets, layabouts, dorks, andor socially inept, when it is the vampire that is all of the above things?
They LITERALLY do not like the sun or the outside!
They LITERALLY sleep for 1000 of years!
Do not fall for the propaganda

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>>44535633
Maybe because if I want a Hellhound I don't also want some weird knock off variant. I want Coke Classic. Not Vanilla, Cherry, Lime, or whatever god forsaken abomination people are pushing these days.

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>>44535633
If Hellhound chest fluff makes you sleepy, does Heavenhound chest fluff have the same effect, or is it a stimulant?
>>44535709
Have a Pepsi.

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>>44535718
What game? Looks like toki?

[Anonymous No.]

>We are the masters of the night and humans are but our delicacies. While we stand upright, they are on their knees!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44535773
On their knees proposing

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>>44535633
Not all Angels Have Halos.

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cats, cats, cats

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>>44535773
I bet she gets on her knees every night for her husband before making these speeches to her peers

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>no more microplastics
Tyranny

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>>44535764
>Have a Pepsi
I will murder you and your firstborn child.

[Anonymous No.]

>make anti vampire pro dragon post
>thrall of vampires shows up out of nowhere

hmmmmmmm

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>>44535816
>dragon fags
How does it feel not even being seen as a person but property?

[Anonymous No.]

>>44535816
Does it matter? They're both designed to be bullied

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>>44535831
At least I have a wife that views me as a treasure instead of a mosquito that views me as filth

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>>44535795
I would change my name to 'Heyzus' and start using a fake spanish accent.

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>>44535803
>she gets on her knees
Now, that's a relationship 'trust-exercise'.
All that pumping blood...
No teeth!

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>>44535831
id rather be called treasure over cattle or bloodbag.
Your anemia is showing vampkek

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>>44535690
Front-crotch single-strand bikini

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>poor vampire dragon doesn't even know what side she's on anymore

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>>44535909
Biters get the ring gag

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>Anon at work is a lot paler and is wearing a turtleneck jumper

you just KNOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>44535984
haha yeah
its tuberculosis

[Anonymous No.]

You wouldn't disrespect mamano and complain about your fiance's wedding dress would you?

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>>44535958
What counts is if she calls her husband "treasure".

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>>44536010
breeding hips

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>>44535604
A harem of skeletons and zombies is a lot of free eternal workforce, you can make it big if you are fond of undead in MGland

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>>44536016
Vampires can call you treasure too, you know. Anons here are just chasing after immature, classless, new-money vampires.
Get you an old-blood countess who knows a fine vintage when she sees one, and treats you like it.

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>>44536010
>human ears

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>"...how did you get past the guards so quickly?"

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>>44536092
Nevermind that. Why is she sitting on top of an inner tube on top of what appears to be a carpet designed to look like the surface of a pool?

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>>44535543
No anon, don't do it! That's Elder Milk! It's not for mortals to taste!

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>>44536010
>no tail
Lame.

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>>44536059
mm. imagine being the boytoy for a doting, sort of patronizing, sugar mama vamp...

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>>44536103
Well Vampires don't like water but she still wants the experience
She's a dork

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Why do mucus toads become so active on Wednesdays?

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>Moron vampire out for blood
>my blood specifically
>hear her knock on the door, reluctantly open it
>"Good day to you anon. Vould you mind if I come in?"
>Not falling for that one.
>"No."
>"So you vouldn't mind if I vere to not come in?"
>...
>"No, I wouldn't mind."
>"You vould not not have no issue vith me enquiring if I vould be able to not request access to your property?"
>"Take a hike!"
>"Inside your house? Vhy, I vould love to!"
>"That wasn't an invitation!"
>"You cannot prevent me from entering forever!"
>"Come in here and I'll call the cops."
>...
>"Come in here? Vhy, anon, I thought you'd never ask!"

I hate vampires

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>>44536234
If anything it's quiet. too quiet

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>>44536254
Greedy anon - all that blood, and he won't share. Not even a drop!

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>>44524253
Heard one of the later games involves her mor

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>>44536059
I can't be a hero of justice with a taller vampire wife.

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>>44536269
>Please anon. Just a small smackarel. Just a dash. A drop. A vincy vee little bit.
>She says as anon tries to remove her fangs from a 2 hour milking

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>>44536162
Vampcels seething as I make out with my shameless vampire wife in public. We have three dhampir daughters, all of them dearly beloved by their mama.

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>>44536059
Man what I wouldn't give to go adventuring in an area of 7ft+ monster girls.
Or running into an absurdly tall vamp like that in a relatively 'normal' undead court

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>>44536327
>running

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>Dhampir camp councilor.
>Is the coolest person ever - according to her.
>Even sits on the chairs BACKWARDS and knows the hottest memes.
>Will even let the kids she's looking after stay up to 10:15! Instead of bedtime at 10.

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>>44536355
What else would you call a chance meeting?

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>>44536398
Cute!

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>>44535633
>coming this fall

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>>44536398
>Insists on filming wikwoks with the campers (the dances went out of fashion months ago)
>inappropriately enthusiastic about the camp play
>wants to play the lead role despite being a councilor

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>>44536443
>Is best friends with heavenwan. She shouldn't be at camp but dhampir's mom owns the park so who cares
>Always has an acoustic guitar to hand. Is actually pretty good with it, but is only ever going to play Wonderwormwall or Joy to the World or something similarly dorky
>"Ok anon. Now, when you go down the zipline I want you to scream, 'I think camp and the councilors are totally awesome!'"
>Does not do the canoe trip

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>>44536407
A car hold

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>>44536234
I'll take the eel & toad slip'n'stick combo please.

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>>44536398
Tell me about the summer camp
Are the councilors nice?
Are they hags larping as older teens?
What activities are there?
Is dhampir councilor single?

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>Marry bicorn
>She asks which 5 girls you'd like in your harem
>Make a point to include a unicorn
>Unicorn turns into a bicorn
>New bicorn asks which 5 girls you'd like in your harem
>Repeat process until desired harem size has been reached
Sure it's a lot of horse pussy, but it'll balance out with the other girls you pick

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>>44536572
Do Bicorn's give birth to Bicorn's or Unicorns? If the former I'd like to start a monogamous and loving relationship with her with eyes for no one else and shu down any attempt at her trying to hook me up with other monsters.
I'm gonna fix that horse

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>>44536595
Bicorns only give birth to bicorns.

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Would you reform an evil monster or join her?

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>>44536634
I think I would be an excellent evil henchman. If she stopped being evil, I'd be out of a job.

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>>44536634
Reform.
Mostly because the idea of a huge, muscled oni-warlord working in an item shop with me is something I need.

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>>44536634
i'd be the big bad and her my right hand girl

[Anonymous No.]

most of us would akamames

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>>44536634
Cute dork party member

[Anonymous No.]

would your wives need to keep on a leash so you don't get in trouble or make mischief?

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>>44536595
Just grab her split horn and use [ DETERMINATION ] to force it back together.

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>>44536704
two way street

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>>44536704
I find the idea of being my wife's marked property very appealing
I also find the idea of doing the same to her very appealing

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>>44536762
mark wife with bites

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>>44536754
Im just imagine an anon and a monster both attempting to stop each other from just causing mayhem until they both get an idea together...
>>44536762
ok

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>>44536634
reform her by filling her with pregnant

[Anonymous No.]

Pyrowch

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Some people say that you will catch more flies with honey.

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>>44536800
>Knock up evil monster
>This doesn’t reform her
>Raises your kids to be evil
>Now you have evil daughterus

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>>44536876
>put honey in a jar and leave it outside
>one greenworm comes
>jizz in a jar and leave it outside
>five beelzebubs, two akanames, a vamp mosquito, a pair of alrunes, eight dove harpies, a fox, two kobold pups and a greenworm come

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>>44536876
Some might say that sunshine follows thunder

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>>44536876
Ok but those are burgers.

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>>44536910
I want to fuck a vamp mosquito

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Don't fuck the mushrooms.
Don't fuck the mushrooms.
Definitely don't duck the mushrooms with funny hats.

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>>44536917
but their bums are massive and they keep smothering me with it

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>>44536929
You've been mushroomed. Your brain is infected. You're a lost cause.

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>>44536917
myconids in hot pursuit

[Anonymous No.]

I ranked in FOXXED news top 5 most attractive men
Why? Because I give all the beast women extra sauce sachets with their burg meals.
they are THAT easy.

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>>44536945
hope i'm still above #11 on eros most wanted

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>>44536936
those mad hatters are sexy... those asses are a thing of wonder...land
>>44536945
I managed to get on there since I hop on my bike and make small talk with the neets as I deliver food

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>>44536896
>hit it off with the dragon girl in your class
>she's gorgeous but incredibly dorky
>spends pretty much all day ignoring the teachers and mumbling about storms of fire and eternal night
>your dates are wonderful and over time she brings up the end of times a little bit less often
>one day she brings you home to meet her parents
>her mom is just as beautiful and imposing as her, and seemingly just as dorky
>congratulates her daughter on finding a "suitable sire for her chaos spawn" which embarrasses her to no end
>her grandparents are there too and the ancient dragon woman is even more deranged,
>her dad is quite stern and at first you get the impression that he doesn't like you
>but while your girlfriend is helping her mom and grandma in the kitchen preparing "the infernal feast of 2000 flavors" (beef stew) he pulls you aside with the grandfather
>he hugs you and welcomes you to the brotherhood
>you ask if he means family but no, this is a brotherhood
>pulling an antique blade from the wall, the grandfather has you kneel while you take your oath
>to take good care of their little girl, and to make sure she never gets around to doing what she wants to do
>no matter how many granddaughters it takes

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>>44536876
It's almost disappointing there's no smut shorts involving Beelzeboobs that I'm aware of and am too lazy to look up.

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>>44536876
>raspberry stomach

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>>44536978
I can't believe nobody has written MGE parody lyrics to Beelzeboss yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qtIwDi90N4

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>>44536975
Ah, the Brotherhood Order of the Dragon Layers.

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>>44536975
>swear knightly oath to keep wife from being evil
>dad and grandpa when you just feed your wife fox burgers and watch as she becomes useless

[Anonymous No.]

I still revisit this masterpiece at least once every month

[Anonymous No.]

>>44532040
What? That's such bullshit. Everyone knows that LOLI HAET PIZZA.

[Anonymous No.]

Arrogant/proud monsters when the pet you bought them likes you more than them.

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>>44536995
>I AM COMPLETE!
>Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
>YES YOU ARE FUCKED. SHIT OUT OF LUCK. NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY MUFF YOU WILL SUCK. YOUR VIRGINITY WILL BE MINE, AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE. YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK, NOW YOU SHALL DINE.
>Wait, wait, wait you motherfucker! I challenge you to a Rock Off! Give me one chance to rock your socks off!
>FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUCK! THE MAMANO CODE PREVENTS ME FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE! WHAT'S THE TERMS, WHAT'S THE CA-A-HAATCH?
>If I win, you must take your sorry fly ass on back to the Demon Lord! And you also have to pay my reeent!
>AND WHAT IF I WIN?
>Then you can take me on back to the Mamano Realm, to be your little husband!
>FINE! LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN!
>When you're locked in a rock off with a Beelzebub and she's getting more turned on the more you sweat
>Thunderbirds gathering all over the place

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>>44537064
I'm sneaking in and making off with one of them Thunderbirds.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537064
Perfect

[Anonymous No.]

New commission of my vampire back when she was human. Even when she was human she still had problems with her bloodlust.

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537108
I need to find a woman that understands the beauty and passion of a poleaxe

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537108
I love her expression

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>>44537122
y tho?

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>>44537064
>Theres just no way that i can win that was a masterpiece!
>She rocks so hard because her shit is fly!
>Shes gonna make me her sex slave...
>Forced to feed her mayonnaise...
>Until I bust in her meaty monster thighs!

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>>44537126
I like crazy women

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>>44537108
So did the dorkness come before or after the vampirism?

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hey anons, theres a trend of demons acting and dressing like angels
be wary
Lucy is a major one

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>>44537144
https://files.catbox.moe/lvz6ni.gif

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537147
fuck off

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>>44537131
>I've been through so much shit!
>Deactivated magic with my dick!
>Now it's time blow this bitch down!
>Now it's time to blow some fuckin' doors down!
>"We hear you Anon it's time to blow doors down!"
>Light up the stage, it's time for a showdown!
>I'll bend you over and take you to poundtown!
>Oh I'll piledrive you it's time for the smackdown!
>Hey Antichrister! Beelzeboobs!
>I know your weakness, my cock's sauce!
>I rock your Casbah, I blow your mind!
>I'll defeat you, for all Virginkind!
>You hold my meat scepter!
>I hold the key!
>You are the Fly Queen!
>But I have the D!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537183
Divine slime

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>>44537188
>THAT POST WAS FUCKING LAME
>COME ON ANON YOUR COMING WITH BEEB

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537142
Neither. She is not a dork and never will be. She is CUTE!

[Anonymous No.]

>>44537212
Being a dork and being cute go hand in hand

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>>44537198
>TASTE MY HORNY, ANON!
>No!
>AH FUCK, MY CROWN!
>OH NO
>From whence you came, you shall remain, until you are complete again!
>NOOOOO!
>FUCK YOU ANON! I'LL GET THAT D!!!

>Grand Beelze sitting there with Beebs, hands to her temples
"For the last time. If a man challenges you to a rock off you say NO. I don't care how... 'Hot and fuckable he is when drenched in sweat'. I already lost one daughter this way to some backwoods fiddler!"